On behalf of the Republican Party, this web site thanks President Obama for counting the new intrusive regulations he hopes to implement during any potential second term:
But are there any real Republicans in this race between the Extreme Lefty, the Neoconservative Lefty, the Liar, the Catholic, and the Libertarian? Ronald Reagan thou shouldst be living at this hour...
(I say this on behalf of Republicans. Personally, I like the Libertarian.)