Monday, August 13, 2012

Pizza for Freedom of Speech

Does anybody else out there want to see Ron Meyer become obese?

http://cnsnews.com/blog/ron-meyer/delicious-free-speech-papa-johns-comes-out-against-obamacare

Nah. We don't need any more human "Wide Loads" lopping over the seats of buses, trains, even private cars. I want to see lots more restaurant owners exercise their freedom of speech to oppose the major mistakes of the current administration, and those of the last few. I want to read about Ron Meyer adopting half a dozen carnivorous animals who can help him eat all the chicken, pizza, burgers, fried fish, and stir-fries he wants to buy to support freedom of speech.

I can't even eat pizza...but I can guarantee local lurkers that those of the cats who are lactose-tolerant will love all the leftover Papa John's pizzas you care to offer. Just as all of them love Chick-Fil-A chicken.

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