Book Review: Billionaire Brothers

Title: Billionaire Brothers 

Author: Lucia Jordan 

Date: 2024 

Publisher: Wild Hearts 

Quote: "Now, getting involved with someone new seemed a hassle – unless the chemistry was out of this world. And Jason definitely didn’t give her that." 

So the same friend who set Rebecca up for a date with Jason sets her up for a date with the brothers, Alex and Tristan. Both of them. They're not twins, but they look and act pretty much alike. They're attractive in a big beefy White way. We're told that they're also intelligent and fun to hang out with, but all we actually see is the sex, because this is the kind of novel that is either a marital aid or just plain porn. 

And how bad is that? Well, when porn doesn't arouse lust, it tends to arouse disgust. If you're not excited by the (Bible-banned) idea of sex with two brothers in the same bed, beginning with premarital baby-making and proceeding on to sodomy, this novel is a gross-out. Probably it's a gross-out for more people than it is a turn-on. 

But it's such a total, obvious fantasy. There are men who are fun to hang out with, even to work with, and also interested in naughty little games, and some of them are even attractive, but they don't turn into perfectly committed book boyfriends in a matter of weeks, without a single quarrel. Or if they do, beware. Submissives are stereotyped as sneakier than dominants, more manipulative, but a dominant who tries to sound exactly like someone's fondest fantasy has an agenda that probably goes beyond even kinky, heavily tabooed sex. 

So, because this is pure fantasy, the two hotties also turn out to be billionaires and they also want Rebecca to live with them and share their wealth...Think about it. Why would any billionaire have to work at acting out anyone else's fantasy? Lots of people want to live with them and share their wealth. These guys have a secret that's not disclosed in the book. They're drug lords, or they're looking for someone to look after a secret illegitimate son who wants to be a cannibal, or they're training Rebecca to be an unpaid sex worker in a kinky sex club as in L'histoire d'O, or something. They just act too nice to be believable as nice guys.

This book is explicit enough to attract all kinds of squick to your computer. Buy a printed version if you buy it at all.