Fellow Virginians, the campaign is getting so bad that I'm starting to believe the Democrats do intend for it to be this bad.
Even a week ago, when Angry Abbylab Spambucket spewed forth another advertisement telling YouTube viewers to hate Winsome Earle-Sears because she represents the majority's political views, I was thinking it had to be just that Angry is so hard to work with that her own staff are sabotaging her. And stupid enough not to realize it? I had a harder time with that one. Maybe she thought she needed to throw the election to the Black candidate? She does have a site called WorstOfWinsome.com, and the Worst of Winsome is still more winsome than the best of Angry.
Then they let the boys out. Virginia's State House has had some decent Ds who might have been good Attorneys General, but the Loony Lefties running that party these days probably didn't even ask them if they wanted to run. They nominated this hater.
I don't know Mr. Miyares, who must be our next Attorney General, and his campaign ads have not exactly made my fingers ache to hold a ballot, but at least this apparent trainwreck of a campaign is starting to make sense. The Ds aren't trying to convince anybody that they represent anybody's actual interests, or that they are decent human beings, or even that they're competent campaigners. This campaign is one big flip-off to We The People. It's a very elaborate (and expensive, and they plan to send the bill to us) way of saying "We don't have to give a dahm what the voters think or want. We can count on enough votes from handout-dependent urban voters, even if they hate everything we say and do and are, that we can afford to run a campaign that spits hate in the voters' faces."
The Angry Spambucket may not be planning to hang "White" and "Colored" signs over the water dispensers at the Governor's Mansion, but if she ever gets control of any public water supply you can count on her to block her opponents' access to water.
If people who are as arrogant and hostile as Angry and That Young Man with the Name That Sounds Like an Alias get control of, say, the idea of their managing the public health in another epidemic, or plandemic...you can count on them to understand that the unstated goal is to set a precedent for trampling over the public's right to privacy, or choice, while getting rid of as many older voters who remember better politicians as possible.
If they get control of the schools, you can count on them to sigh and wail as they report that the incidence of major mental illness, requiring multiple drugs and probably surgery, has skyrocketed in our public schools during the last ten years, and call for an investigation that's been ordered to find a comparable incidence in home and private schools.
And of course they want to let convicted felons vote. Sounds Like an Alias can relate so well to the way convicted felons think.
Things to start doing:
1. Watch your D neighbors. Drive them to the polls early, then give them things to do at an all-day-long post-election party to make sure they don't continue voting. It would be worthy of Sounds Like an Alias, not of us, to serve them sweets made from chocolate laxatives. Knockout drops in their drinks are also a bad idea. But we can ply them with enough different flavors of steak, shrimp, pie, and ice cream that the ones inclined to gluttony become torpid and harmless for the rest of the day. Lead them to a TV room stocked with reclining chairs. With any luck they'll be snoring in their chairs at ten o'clock on the Wednesday morning. If you know that their reaction to alcohol involves harmless loss of consciousness, ply them with more and "better" liquor than they could normally afford, too.
2. Involve the public in a contest to choose the best set of lyrics about Sounds Like an Alias to fit this tune:
Qualifying songs should use the phrase "Felons' Friend," "Would-be Baby Killer," and/or "Leftist Fascist" in their refrains, linking these phrases with "Mr. Jones." All qualifying songs should be played on as many radio shows, at as many times of day, as possible.
3. Have polite, friendly conversations with people who depend on your tax money for part of their living, whether they are retired, disabled, government employees, or homeless panhandlers. Help them to understand that it's not physically possible to keep the pensions rolling. Assure them that people working for budget cuts want to allocate more money for disability pensions, funding whatever is relevant to an individual disability even in the absence of a large group of people who seem likely to benefit from exactly the same thing...and, for everyone else, encourage more new business, especially in Anonymity Protection Centers that block businesses from storing any data that contains strings of nine or ten digits.
4. Take known D voters in for COVID boosters on the Monday evening. The goal is not to cause them all to be unconscious or dead on Election Day. It is to promote peace of mind by ensuring that they have the sort of "health care" they are known to want. Whether or not that leaves them fit to vote is in the hands of Fate.
5. Don't waste postage on mail advising D voters that their polling place has been changed, however funny the locations you may be thinking of may be. Do line the block outside the polling place with R campaign signs. Hire platoons of nice retired Rs to stroll around outside the polling places making R noises such as "Good morning! Isn't it a beautiful day to be happy in the Lord! I can hardly wait to see our Winsome in the Governor's Mansion!" This will do no harm to sane Ds but it may cause interesting, and disabling, fits in the Loony Left. The goal is to produce so much cognitive dissonance between what every Virginian has been taught about showing polite, respectful manners to these dear older people, and what every left-wingnut actually wants to say and do to Rs if people weren't watching, that most of your local wingnuts will spend Election Day pleading for tranquillizers at the emergency room.
6. Organize a special tour of Palestine for radical Ds, during which you arrange for someone to draw them out in public conversations about issues like transgenderism, transhumanism, abortion as a "right," the use of poorer and darker-complexioned communities as a testing ground for bioengineered products, and the need for "gay" representation at the highest levels of government. They should be stocked with Palestinian flags and coached on using Muslim-friendly language so that the arresting officials and prison staff will be inclined to treat them humanely--by their standards. Also arrange that even the ones who are not arrested will arrive in New York after 11:30 p.m. on Election Day.
7. Speaking of arrests, how many Ds in your neighborhood would, if it weren't for White/rich privilege, have been arrested for things like speeding, distracted driving, or public use of profanity years ago?
8. Identify inner-city parents who are tempted to vote D because they think something really ought to be done about the schools their children attend. See how many of those children can benefit from full scholarships to attend private church schools--books, transportation, and uniforms if applicable, included.
9. Pull the rugs out from under the Loony Left's feet by organizing a Non-D Rainbow Coalition where members of all the Ds' favorite demographic groups parade through their neighborhoods carrying signs and singing "Spanberger/Jones/whoever think they own me--they are wrong." Women could, for example, wave signs that say "I don't need abortions, I need freedom."
10. Organize live reruns of the old game show "Are You 'Smarter' than a Fifth-Grader?" where middle school students who have been studying the history of the US Constitution answer questions on that topic that adults miss. (Participating adults should have put up an entry fee that will cover a month's tuition at a local church school.) Follow with lectures and discussions. In the town of Berea, Kentucky, which is admittedly accustomed to this sort of thing, live quiz shows become quite entertaining.
Most importantly: Overcome the emotional feelings you may have about the idea of voting Republican. You know the current presidential administration consists of moderate, or what currently pass for moderate (Secretary Kennedy never used to be called moderate), Ds who were forced to run as R by the Loony Left. You know that, when the Loony Lefties lose hope of ever winning another popular vote, sane and decent Americans will reclaim the D Party and you'll have the option of voting for Ds again. But not this year.
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