Monday, April 27, 2026

Napowrimo 28

Today's National Poetry Writing Month Challenge asks readers to imitate a few features from a poem called "There Should Always Be Two": write a poem in which all the stanzas have the same number of lines, which tells the reader how to do a thing. I chose to invent a form I call the Bicouplet.

There should always be two stanzas
(flinging rhyme like little lances)

And each should be two lines long
(chiming like a little gong). 

Book Review: Rhinestone Cowboy

It's a rerun. This is one of the early posts that have been pulled down and are being reinstated.

Book Title: Rhinestone Cowboy

Author: Glen Campbell with Tom Carter

Date: 1994

Publisher: Villard / Random House

ISBN: 0-679-41999-3

Length: 241 pages of text, with foreword and discography

Quote: "One of the many characteristics of a chronic cocaine user is that he lies about his use, and I was no exception."

"Christians aren't perfect, just forgiven" could be Glen Campbell's slogan for this book. The only "country-western" singer of the 1960s to have a composition ("Less of Me") reprinted in a Seventh-Day Adventist hymnal, Campbell was on his fourth legal marriage when he wrote this memoir, and had chosen to publicize his use of cocaine as an explanation for some of his bizarre behavior--including attempts to preach and evangelize while "high."

Although Campbell had already become infamous in "family values" circles for the song "Gentle On My Mind," whose words celebrate an apparently illegitimate relationship, he was married when he sang it. He even married four of the five women with whom he lived. The emotional connection with "Gentle On My Mind" seems to have been his lifestyle of frequent travel as a soloist. (None of his four legal wives seems to have been a musician; Tanya Tucker had her own solo career to mess up with drugs.) And, after all, he tells us in Rhinestone Cowboy, he didn't write the song.

But he did have that affair with Tanya Tucker. There's quite a bit about her in the book. Campbell does not question her "official" age as being about half his age while they were together. Although Tucker's early performances were publicized as the efforts of a young teenager, she didn't look, sing, or act like one. I become suspicious when Campbell attributes Tucker's performing style to an earnest teenaged fan's attempt to sing like Elvis Presley. There was a resemblance all right...it's just that Elvis fans were more typically born in 1950 rather than 1960. When people who were born in 1960 were choosing our favorite pop singers, Elvis was fat.

The cocaine memories Campbell shares from this quasi-pedophilic relationship might have been chosen to help scare kids into sobriety. Cocaine was not a safe way to get "high"; it was a way to feel "strung-out" and act stupid. Campbell shares lots of memories of his, Tucker's, and their other cokehead friends' stupidity.

To what extent does this confession restore the credibility one automatically loses by preaching under the influence of illegal drugs? Or, how much credibility did the Rhinestone Cowboy have to lose? Readers will have their own answers. However, Campbell's complaints about Christian-phobia do not rest on his own credibility alone. That section cites several published sources, and is worth reading.
 
What else is in this book? Some celebrity gossip about the singers and actors with whom Campbell worked, including John Wayne, Diana Ross, Frank Sinatra, and Elvis Presley. Some religious rhetoric, heroically frank in view of the anti-Christian bias of the industry in which Campbell was still working. Some memories about growing up in economically depressed Arkansas.
 
I think it's the current celebrity souvenir status of Rhinestone Cowboy (Campbell has finally retired) that's driven the price of this paperback so high. Maybe the book needs to be reissued.
 
Memoirs by people who've said no to cocaine certainly need to be in schools and libraries. When I was in high school, word on the street was that this drug was "safe" and non-addictive. Bosh. Although it's a concentrated extract of a natural herb, even in their natural state some herbs are deadly. Last spring, when Dennis Quaid discussed his post-cocaine experience with Newsweek, at a sponsor's request I collected a half-dozen celebrities who can testify that cocaine is harmful...
 
1. Quaid, in his Newsweek interview, called cocaine his "favorite mistake." "By the time I was doing The Big Easy, in the late 1980s, I was a mess," he said, but "those years in the '90s recovering really chiseled me into a person." Here's the original web link for the story: http://www.newsweek.com/2011/04/10/my-favorite-mistake.html. (The link worked on 2011/10/05.)

2. Although Glen Campbell continued singing after his cocaine years, he never had another hit song comparable with "Southern Nights," "Gentle on My Mind," or "Rhinestone Cowboy." Click here to hear what the drug did to his voice: http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=1067584.

3. Tanya Tucker still markets her own recordings through a website at which she briefly discusses her trip to the Betty Ford Clinic, in between memories of vintage recordings like "Delta Dawn" and promotion of her new album, "My Turn." Her site seems to be under construction.

4. In the early 1990s, Whitney Houston's drug problems were news. Almost 20 years later, Houston returned to the headlines as her daughter denied allegations that she too is addicted to cocaine. Apparently Bobbi Kristina "Krissi" Brown, daughter of Houston and Bobby Brown, was photographed by a National Enquirer reporter sniffing cocaine at a party.

Does everyone remember the series of Enquirer photos showing Osama Bin Laden sitting in a Las Vegas casino with his arms around sleazy-looking blonds? Does everyone remember how remarkable it was that as the other people in the casino seemed to move around, Bin Laden was in exactly the same position in every picture? Digital photography is a rapidly progressing field of technology; probably that photographer could make his victims appear to move around by now. Nevertheless, Houston apparently took the story seriously enough to order rehabilitation for Brown.

While typing this post, I searched "Bobbi Kristina Brown cocaine" for updates on the March news story about her being sent to rehab. No updates appeared as of October 5, 2011.

5. Trying to impress a connection, President Bill Clinton's brother Roger claimed that the future president had "a nose like a vacuum cleaner." No further evidence that Bill Clinton used cocaine has come forward. Roger served some time in jail for his own drug offenses, but although unfavorable reporters have been watching him, he's not been caught using illegal drugs since his release. What Roger Clinton has to say for himself can be found in his book, Growing Up Clinton.

6. One celebrity who claims to have recognized from the beginning that cocaine was an expensive, dangerous way to lower one's intelligence was Queen Latifah. In Ladies First, the Queen of Rap admits that when someone dipped a finger in cocaine and smeared it across her mouth at a party, she did feel "high"...but she realized that this was dangerous and stayed away from cocaine ever since.

Let's hope that everyone who reads this review, and these books, will be as wise as Latifah. According to Quaid, rehabilitation and recovery after heavy use of cocaine took five years...and feeling confident enough to discuss it took more than 10 years after that.

Butterfly of the Week: Tan Lady

Graphium simoni, the Tan Lady, is another butterfly that is very little known. It was described and listed as a species only in 1899. It is very similar to last week's species, Graphium schubotzi, and to more than a dozen other Graphium species; many sources currently list the count at sixteen species that, if they are distinct species, could probably be crossbred. It has a wide range, Cameroon, all three "Congo" nations, Nigeria, and Gabon, occasionally even Angola, but seems to be uncommon throughout its range.



Photo by Koenbetjes, October, Lompole in the Kinshasa region.

Most of the Internet pages that list this species are only lists of species. Some authorities list this one as a subspecies of Graphium ucalegon.


Photo by Koenbetjes, October, Oshwe in the Kinshasa region. All (four) digital photos of this species alive were taken by Koenbetjes at different places on what seems to have been the same tour.

As regular readers know so well by now, there is a whole family of butterflies who look very similar to the Swordtails except that they don't have sword-shaped tails on their hind wings. Because they were named by Victorian Englishmen, they are called Ladies, though most of the individuals photographed are found displaying typically male behavior.

That is to say, they are sipping water from sand. They like brackish water. All Swallowtail butterflies need some mineral salts in their all-liquid diet, but males actually drink salty or bitter water in order to accumulate surplus minerals that will be transferred to the females when they mate, thus allowing the females to live on clean water and sweet flower nectar alone. Males often gather at large puddles in large groups, but while some Swallowtails are comfortable in crowds that include dozens of their own species, others like to be the only male of their species within half a mile. This is a clue to what they eat and how abundant it is. Our Zebra Swallowtails avoid one another in most of their range, but relax and become gregarious in a few places where their host plant, the pawpaw tree, is very abundant. Similar dynamics seem to shape the behavior of their tropical "cousin" species.

Whatever Graphium simoni eat seems not to be abundant. Nobody mentions finding even small flocks of these little fellows. The one Koenbetjes found displaying his tan color was in a different park, miles away from the one showing his white band. 

Female Swallowtails may actually be far less numerous than males, in some species--in some animal species nature produces a lot of surplus males who die without reproducing. Or they may just be better at hiding in the tropical rain forest. The woods where they live are dense and not friendly to humans. The butterflies are dark-colored, like shade, and often flit through the tree canopy. Even if people see them, they're unlikely to get a clear photo. 

Nothing is known about the life cycle of Graphium simoni. Studying these likable butterflies could make some African student famous.

Sunday, April 26, 2026

Web Log Weekender for 4.24-25.26

I know what you're thinking. You're thinking that I've given up the blog and gone to the lake. So far I've not done that...but at some point I will.

Animals

"Birdsong is something that can be a vital part of your well-being for years without you noticing or appreciating it, like having intact internal organs."



Shared by Neithan Hador on the Mirror. Google says the picture was posted on Facebook, and warns that although any orphan chicks you adopt from Tractor Supply will probably enjoy snuggling under a feather duster, you have to watch to make sure they don't pull the feathers apart or pull the duster down on themselves, which could result in injuries.

Frugality

How NOT to set up a wood stove.


Lens says this one's been floating around the Internet for a long time, found on Facebook and even on Etsy (to illustrate an ad for a wood stove). In this case the source is thought to be known. According to the plagiarism-ware Lens has started shoving in front of the links, the photo was taken "by John Collier for the Farm Security Administration" in the 1940s and features Mrs. Boris Komorosky of Hartford, Connecticut, in her cozy-looking but unsustainable kitchen. I'm inclined to believe that this is accurate because "Mrs. Boris Komorosky" doesn't sound like a screen name.

* The stove needs a metal "pad" or "mat" under it to protect that wood floor.

* The stove should stand away from the walls, to prevent fires.

* That upholstered sofa should be at least as far from the stove as the cane-bottom chair. 

* And that light-colored wallpaper is going to look dreadful before springtime. Rooms with wood-burning stoves or fireplaces should have washable walls.

Men's Issues 

This is soooo wrong. Some people think the big political divide these days is between those who want to prop up the old, unsustainable Social Security scheme by bringing in immigrants, and those who want to prop up the old, unsustainable Social Security scheme by having too many babies. We can't afford either of those bad alternatives. We have to make plans for our old age that allow for the human population to shrink back to sustainable levels. We have to celebrate the fact that many young people aren't even waiting to have children, but ruling out the option. We have to want fewer and better, in the sense of healthier, grandchildren. 

Also wrong: the myth that, "biologically," if men hadn't done the engineering we'd still be living in caves. Only in a few human cultural groups have men done the engineering. In cultures where advanced architecture and mechanical science have existed, a minority of women have done a minority of the engineering. Most women who are free to cultivate their own talents have talents for other things, and women whose talents are for engineering have often been discriminated against, so it's remarkable that women have, nonetheless, built and designed things--houses, bridges, and machines. If men hadn't done the engineering, the things humans build to make our lives easier would probably be smaller, easier to manage (more rondavels, fewer skyscrapers), more slowly and thoughtfully worked out, and more sustainable. Male hyperactivity has blasted and zoomed further forward at a time, and often needed to take several steps back. Male hyperactivity has led to wars...without it, Europe might have achieved a civilized democracy, somewhere, by now.

And, for individual women, most disastrously wrong: Being chosen by a good woman to be a father has a stabilizing effect on some men, but it also turns mostly harmless slacker-boys into Deadbeat Dads. Once they're out of diapers, as the saying goes, nobody can change them. A man who already is stable, reliable, honest, loyal, and self-disciplined may be improved by marriage; a man who is impulsive, emotional, and self-centered will be totally "unmanned" by it, and run away--if not from the birth process, certainly from a teething baby. 

A better guide might be: Any masculinity that seriously considers doing what makes babies outside of marriage, or before the couple have saved enough money to afford the baby, or after the couple already have a baby, is toxic. A man whose attitude toward sex is irresponsible and irreverent needs celibacy, sometimes years of celibacy, and he may never mature into a responsible husband and father. The purpose of dating is to identify men who can make plans and stick to them, and, that done, identify men who need to hear the words "stop" or "no" more than once. If he's not on time for a date, no more dates for him. If he wants "more" demonstrations of affection, it's time to step back, blow him a goodbye kiss, and let him work on his relationship with himself.

If he scores high on reliability and self-control, he might be worth keeping. Jamie Wilson is right about one thing. A good man is one of the wonders of nature. Borders, in fact, on being a miracle.


Music 

One of the blog posts I read over the weekend explains why Seventh-Day Adventists love Handel's Messiah so. It quotes all their favorite Bible verses! 



From Handel I didn't dive directly into pop music--too much contrast--but eventually I did listen to this authentic 1974 digitized version of the background music that was piped into many stores in the 1970s. The person who shared it thought it sounded spooky. I think one particular tune sounds depressed, but I hear it as bland music, generally...


Then in the 1980s and 1990s some of us were interested in composing new "fusions" of traditional and original music, for contemporary or antique or electronic instruments, preferably a mix of all three. This set of tubular bells tunes is heavy on the contemporary side, but without putting the physical tubes up against someone's head before striking them, it's hard to go too far wrong with tubular bells.


Edward Elgar.


Horse.


Tom Petty.



Beethoven...but if you watch the video, the man appears to be playing the piano for a friendly elephant. I think it's real. If it's a computer simulation, it's well done.


Avishai Cohen.



Shmuel Perdnik. The words are Hebrew and, according to LyricsTranslate.com, they mean:

"I shall await the LORD,

I shall entreat his favor,
I shall ask Him
to grant my tongue eloquence.

I shall await the LORD,
I shall entreat his favor, ay ay ay
I shall ask Him
to grant my tongue eloquence.

In the midst of the congregated nation
I shall sing of His strength;
I shall burst out in joyous melodies
for his works.

In the midst of the congregated nation
I shall sing of His strength;
I shall burst out in joyous melodies
for his works.

(X3)
The thoughts in man's heart are his to arrange,
but the tongue's eloquence comes from the Lord.
O LORD, open my lips,
so that my mouth may declare Your praise.

I shall await the LORD,
I shall entreat his favor,
I shall ask Him
to grant my tongue eloquence."



Joshua Aaron. This is said to be a Hebrew version of the example prayer Jesus gave His disciples, "the Lord's Prayer." The original prayer was probably spoken in Aramaic, but was transcribed in Greek--in both cases the vernacular languages His mostly working-class disciples spoke on the street, not the classical Hebrew some of them learned at school. But if Jesus were here today, can anyone doubt that He would speak modern Hebrew?


Neil Finn.


Tom Goux.


Leonard Bernstein.


40 Fingers.


America. (Many nominations for Dave Barry's Book of Bad Songs. Some people love it. I thought the tune was catchy enough to suspend judgment until I found an official statement whether the song is or is not about heroin, the "horse" that carries addicts into their dreams that start out so nice and then become nightmares. The writer's official statement is that it's about open-air meditation. Visions induced by desert conditions? Possible.)



The Stranglers' hard rock version of Patsy Kline's "Walk On By."


The Cars.


The Who.


John Anderson.


New York 

"Dirty Yankees" is acquiring a new meaning, we are told. The phrase used to refer to people who sewed their long woolen underwear up tight around the neck in September and left whatever remained of it on until Memorial Day. (Southerners tidied our graves. Northerners sent their underwear out to be burned while they howled and shivered through their first, some said their only, bath of the year.) I don't know. Maybe those people really existed at some place and time. New York State does regularly log the coldest temperatures in the 48 contiguous States.

But New York City, it seems, now has hordes of homeless people.

Most of Washington's homeless weren't as dirty as you might think. Trying not to be noticed as homeless made them careful. The city's full of stores, restaurants, libraries, gas stations, places where people can nip in and use the conveniences. Jars with tight-sealing screw-on lids made sleeping areas hard to find. 

In New York, it seems, the homeless are loud and in-your-face. Mayor Mamdani, chortles Joe Jackson, has put the P P in the Big Apple. Citations for public urination are forming a real crime wave.


Parenting


Google says: "The image was taken in St Petersburg, Florida, and was published in the St Petersburg Times in May 1969, featuring Mrs. T.R. Cronin. The photographer, Ricardo Ferro, titled the image "Is This Your Litter, Lady?""

Before people go into "how could she" mode, consider: Baby is at the age where Baby likes practicing standing up while bracing against things. Baby could be in an expensive "baby walker" frame that wouldn't move easily on grass, but instead Baby is in what happens to be available, free of charge, and to fit perfectly. This did not become a fad because the trend of the time was to attach litter baskets to posts sunk deep in the ground, to stop them blowing into windows in hurricanes, or being stolen... I've not seen one of those freestanding baskets in years. But when they were clean and empty they were pretty good frames for babies to practice standing up in. 

Note Baby's face...concentrating, learning, not protesting. If Baby had been turned toward Mrs. Cronin, yelling and waving to be let out and picked up, she would have picked Baby up or faced unpleasant social consequences. But Baby likes being where and doing what Baby is.

When one of you Nephews was a few months older than that infant, walking easily but not always understanding where you weren't supposed to walk, you had a "backpack." Your big brother had a backpack to carry his books to school, and you had one with strings attached to lead your mother, aunt, and grandmother all over town. As long as you stuck to public footpaths and walkways you were leading. When we balked and became hard to lead was when you started to walk out into traffic, or onto someone's property. 

You enjoyed using your backpack on walks with us, I'm glad to say, even after foolish people tried to tell you that you were "on a leash like a dog." I suppose, technically, a toddler harness does work like a leash for a dog...and so? How bad is that?

Napowrimo 26: Climate Change

The National Poetry Writing Month challenge for today was to write a poem about writing poetry. 

I stand by the one I wrote more than seven years ago...

"
Some poetry’s bad, Heaven knows,
Yet all poetry’s different from prose.
Bad Poetry’s bound
To patterns of sound
(Though these may not accord quite with those).

It roams through every dialect on Earth,
Stretches rhythms for all that they’re worth,
Chooses subjects prosaic,
Becomes a mosaic
Of thoughts Good Poems never give birth.

What Bad Poetry never will do
Is claim, “I’m so much wiser than you,
If you say I’m not great,
Yourself you denigrate”—
Bad Poetry’s honest and true.

It will freely admit that it’s Bad.
Grandiosity it’s never had.
If it chance to beguile
You into a slight smile,
It may open your mind just a tad.

(Copyright Ⓒ Priscilla King, 2018. Used by permission 😊 )

But the point is to write a new poem each day, so I found an alternative list that invited poems about "loneliness and other impossible situations," "a situation that seems impossible but that you could solve if you wanted to." 

There are situations that are difficult to solve satisfactorily, that could be solved quickly in a way that would probably create worse problems than the original situation. 

Voting for a candidate you don't like personally who's not likely to be of much use on any of the issues that matter to you, who was running against a candidate you don't like personally who's not likely to be of much use on any of the issues that matter to you and who also wants to join other people's war

(That's bad enough, so let the majority of Americans who've been in this plight since 2024 consider: being appointed to office by a candidate nobody likes personally, who's not letting you do what your constituent base want you to do, who disagrees with you on several political issues and is probably trying to get you to resign, while you have a personal agenda that requires you to stay where you are.)

Staying with a job that doesn't pay well, but that you enjoy, instead of switching to a job that you'd hate, that wouldn't pay well either, and that you probably wouldn't keep because the reason why the job's open is that the company has hired and fired thirty-eight people for the job already and it's still April.

I live where I want to live. I do many of the things I've always wanted to do. I've not been able to do some other things I've always wanted to do because I am, as my home is, under attack. I have, as my whole neighborhood has, a personal enemy--a land coveter who doesn't even have the fortitude to make offers that would be turned down, who sneaks around trying to ruin people's enjoyment of good land in what used to be a Christian community. After the cat poisoning episode a young man, allegedly a son from what may have been an earlier marriage in another State, was supposed to be watching this Bad Neighbor. Supposedly he's been staying on the other side of the hill and doing nothing worse than spraying poison into the air--not to "protect crops" (he's not planted a crop, nor claimed ownership of a cow, for years) but to make as many neighbors feel as unpleasant as possible. Actually, of course, he slowed down for a season and then resumed the harassment, I think because at this point in his life it's become what he does, who he is...he has to know he's not going to get any more real estate in this neighborhood. And at least he's lost the ability to shoot small animals and leave them in the road. But nasty people never get too old to spread the kind of crazy talk that fascinates people who don't have enough in the way of lives. Rodents don't travel in groups of half a dozen mixed mice and rats of different species, to invade a house that doesn't offer them even water, without some human help; and dumping rodents into basements has been one of this Bad Neighbor's favorite pranks for at least thirty years. And the Cat Sanctuary had rodents in mixed half-dozens this winter; I caught two of different species in one trap, one night. Giving the Bad Neighbor what he wants might solve the problem of being harassed by him, but would certainly create enough other problems that are even worse that it's not a "solution" some of us can even consider.

And then there are public problems, everybody's problems, some of which are soluble if people would just deal with the solutions...

Climate change. It's primarily local. We need leadership,
Of course we do, but not the kind for which globalists clamor.
Leadership by example, we need. Taking the power trip
Out of government, let the elected wield trowel, shovel, hammer.
Let them walk to work every day; let them meet with the electorate
In the road. Let the pavement break up and the roads go to grass.
Cars are good, for the frail and pathetic whose stiff old bones hesitate
To walk on the ground. For the vigorous, let the fad pass.
Let the telecommute be the norm for white-collar employment.
Let the walk to the market become the place where people meet.
Let it be de rigueur, socially, to walk and show enjoyment
Of the flowers and butterflies we notice while on our feet.
It's a hard sell, I know, but it would cool down, without a fight,
Even cities where people cling to their cars as to a right.

Book Review: A Journey of Faith

Title: A Journey of Faith

Author: Sylvia Price

Date: 2025

Quote: "Dean will be staying here at the inn for two weeks."

Melinda was born and brought up Amish. Most people in the Eastern States and Canada have at least heard of the Amish denomination as the most conspicuous of American Protestant church groups. They preserve a close-knit community by pooling their resources and practicing a strict rule of frugality that goes back to eighteenth-century Germany. Oldfashioned clothes, horse-drawn buggies, and houses without electric lights identify the Amish. Tourists try to photograph them, and Amish people traditionally turn their heads away because their rule of modesty discourages posing for pictures, but they trade with tourists willingly enough, selling farm produce and home crafts. They are known for raising good produce and making good quilts, furniture, and other home crafts they sell. Nearly all Amish people are of working-class German origins with very little crossbreding with any other European tribe; many still speak "Pennsylvania German" in their home. 

("Pennsylvania German" dialect can still be understood, with varying degrees of difficulty, by people who grew up in modern German. The Pennsylvania German words used in this novelette are kept to a minimum and sound similar in English, modern German, or Pennsylvania German, but they're spelled phonetically rather than like their modern German equivalents.) 

Why do most Amish youth choose to be baptized into their parents' church? It's not obligatory. In fact they traditionally get about a year of Rumspringe, "running around," before they're asked to decide to join the church or move out into the non-Amish world. They usually opt to stay with their friends and relatives, even though, by now, the pool of potential mates is shrinking.

Amish people cannot marry non-Amish people and stay in the church. If they leave the church, they are supposed to be shunned by the Amish community. The community could use a bit of fresh DNA but the only way their church's rule allows them to get it is in the very rare case when a non-Amish person chooses to be bound by all of the rules, from radical nonviolence to wearing traditional German peasant clothes. (Not the sometimes colorful and extravagant festival costumes that were chosen to identify different towns, back in German, but the plain, drab work clothes that haven't changed all that much in going on four hundred years.) Although the Mennonites, Brethren, Hutterites, Bruderhof, and more distantly the Quakers are "Peace Churches" that formed during the same period of religious reformation as the Amish church did, Amish people don't marry members of those more liberal denominations. 

I looked this up, after reading the novel. I wanted to know. Years ago, when my brother's class had to write research papers about the Amish (more or less like the fictional class in https://priscillaking.blogspot.com/2013/06/the-terrible-term-paper.html ), a question none of our sources answered was whether the Amish ever have accepted a convert. It's almost  unheard-of for anyone to want to join the Amish. It requires learning a new language for pity's sake. (Even to people from Germany, Pennsylvania German is a new language.) So nobody mentioned whether it had ever happened. Google now reports that it is possible, and has happened, but it is extremely rare. Nobody would join the Amish after spending two weeks at an Amish bed-and-breakfast, however charming. 

Though easy to trade with, the Amish are, according to their rule, difficult to get to know personally. They'll listen to specifications and tell you all about their wares, but they're not supposed to make friends outside the church. 

So in this novel we're supposed to believe that a good Amish girl like Melinda, whose new-adult energy is committed to following the rules and fulfilling her obligations to her community, is going to hang out talking to a non-Amish man called Dean Dominguez for two weeks? Letting herself be tempted to put her quilts on a web site? And her family are going to let her? 

And Dean Dominguez is going to decide he wants to be Amish?

I'm sorry. My suspension of disbelief broke down. This is a sweet romance, and something like it may  even have happened in the Canadian Mennonite group Price knows; a rogue Amish person and sympathetic non-Amish person might compromise and join the Mennonite church. (Mennonites traditionally dress almost like Amish people, with subtle variations for easy group identification, but their rules don't demand quite as much frugality--they can go to college and use computers. Also, Mennonites in the US and Canada usually speak English at home.) But it's not something that's supposed to happen in the Amish church. In a longer story that unfolded over a longer time frame I could believe Dean and Melinda could become an Amish couple, but in two weeks... ?????

Let's just say that the "happy ending" of this romance promises some turbulence ahead. 

Napowrimo 25: Mist

The National Poetry Writing Month Challenge for the 25th of April asks for poems that " use at least three metaphors for a single thing, include an exclamation, ruminate on the definition of a word, and come back in the closing line to the image or idea with which you opened the poem".

I had to sleep on it.

The mist that hangs above the long-dry land:
Sail of a ship still anchored out at sea,
Bridegroom who reaches out to shake bride's hand
Retiring to his room on wedding night,
Green fruit that never ripens on a tree.
Alas that green land reaches such a plight!
The mist still hangs above the long-dry land.

Friday, April 24, 2026

Bad Poetry: Desserts

This post combines the prompt at Napowrimo.net ("something magical and strange that happens at night, and could be a dream, but feels lifelike") and the one at Poets & Storytellers United ("something about desserts, or just desserts"). The dream is one I really had. The rest of the story also happened, but later.

In a dream I held out a plate to take
A slice of the very most fanciful cake
Ever. Little beads of sugar ran round and round,
Colored or gilt. The top was a mound
Of icing and candies. "Vanilla?" I said,
Taking a bite. "Why--it's just cold cornbread!"

I went to the kitchen, and there I made
A salad of fresh fruit in circles arrayed:
Green grapes and tangerine, strawberry slices,
June apple, banana, and raspberries; spices
Not needed, just a few squeezes of lemon
And sprinkle of sugar to please all the women

Expected for luncheon. And please them it did.
It pleased my palate, too. Only one dear old kid
Wanted no fruit but cookies just out of a box.
This was good; it left just enough. Fruit salad rocks.
None of it was left over. I thought I could eat
The whole thing by myself, but I'm glad, now, they beat

Me to that salad's finish. Some food treats are best
Enjoyed when there's just enough for all the rest
And those six perfect bites give delight that's unique,
Not compared with the leftovers eaten all week.
That way memories of the best dessert you ever made
Stay piquant and perfect, and never do fade.


Photo from Google, where it's credited to Natasha's Kitchen. Google has dozens of photos of fruit salads that aren't mine...enough to inspire any cook, whatever may be in the kitchen. Any good fresh unsprayed fruits, alone or together, are likely to become a great, memorable summer dessert.

Book Review: El Principio de Dilbert

Book Title: El Principio de Dilbert

Original Title: The Dilbert Principle

Author: Scott Adams

Translator: J.M. Pomares

Publisher: Granica

Date: 1997 (Spanish), 1996 (English)

Length: 338 pages

Illustrations: cartoons by the author

ISBN: 8475777821

Quote: "Los trabajadores mas ineficientes son trasladados sistematicamente alli donde pueden causar menos dano: la direccion de la empresa."

In theory the Spanish edition ought to be reviewed in Spanish, as on Amazon it is, but out of respect to the Spanish language, as well as the English-speaking readers, I'm writing this blog in English. Readers whose first language is Spanish are, however, invited to advertise their translation skills by translating any blog posts they consider worth the trouble.

The Peter Principle stated that workers are promoted to their level of incompetence. The Dilbert Principle (in English) stated that incompetent workers are promoted to the place where they can do most harm: management.

The statement was made, of course, by what a Granica employee describes on Amazon as "the classic American story of an introvert engineer and his megalomaniac dog." (Actually, in the bizarre reality of the cartoon series, Dogbert does own the company; that's why the pointy-haired jerk can't fire Wally, Alice, and Dilbert.)

Beyond the middle-aged-boy-and-his-dog motif, the popularity of the Dilbert series comes from its interactive element: the cartoons illustrate complaints real office workers e-mailed to Scott Adams about real office policies and politics. The book isn't just a collection of cartoons, although most pages include one or more cartoons. The book also includes lots of e-mails, edited for brevity and privacy, but more or less in the correspondents' own words.

Drawings and e-mails are connected by Adams' philosophical reflections, which are as snarky and funny in Spanish as they were in English. All people are stupid--some times, about some things. This stupidity is a source of wealth for satirists. At the end of the book Adams does, however, offer the "F5 conceptual model" for businesses that want to minimize corporate stupidity; F5 stands for "fuera a las 5" (out of the office by 5 p.m.). Toward this goal, the first heading is "APARTARSE DEL CAMINO" (get out of the way--don't bother with policies that dictate conformity, and don't try to organize creativity). So what can the manager do? Fire jerks, teach efficiency by example, and try to ensure that everybody learns something every day.

Introverts have to love the Dilbert series...it shows how annoying the "people persons" (extroverts) some companies have tried to promote really are, to the people who are worth their salaries. For this reason alone, El Principio de Dilbert would be warmly recommended even if it weren't also (a) instructive and (b) hilarious.

Whether your first language is English or Spanish, this book is easy to read without continual reference to the other copy or to the dictionary. Business vocabulary words in both languages are almost identical...and reading this book bilingually is a painless way to learn them. Try to find a place where chortling won't distract others. This book might not be considered ideal for reading in an actual cubicle.