Thursday, September 26, 2024

Hemileuca Neumoegeni

Mention should probably be made of Hemileuca minette, a very obscure species or variant form that was found and named near Mexico City/ Nobody has much to say about Minette. Someone probably thought the moth was pretty and named it after a friend or relative, not even thinking that, hello, the thing was a Hemileuca.  The curtain of charity seems to have been drawn.

Then there's mojavensis, now usually considered a subspecies of electra

Hemileuca dukinfieldi was found in Brazil and described as an aberrant Hemileuca. Very aberrant. Naturalists soon concluded that it wasn't even a silk moth and apparently still disagree about what kind of moth it is, but nobody thinks it's a Hemileuca


Photo of Hemileuca neumoegeni by U_Phantasticus.

This brings us to H. neumoegeni, which was named by Henry Edwards in 1881. By that time the ancient goddesses' names were taken, so Edwards named this "'remarkable" and "charming" moth in honor of Berthold Neumoegen, 1845-1885. His name can be written either with the "oe" or with an umlaut over the "o" in the middle syllable. Some pretty butterflies were named after Neumoegen, as well as Neumoegen's Buck Moth. When not chasing butterflies he was lucky on the stock market; he created several jobs, including jobs for field research assistants. Edwards' description of the moth refers to "Doll," which was the family name of an illustrator Neumoegen made famous. Edwards seems to have been hoping that Neumoegen would make him famous, too...and H. neumoegeni did. 



Unlike the really giant-sized silk moths, the Hemileucas seldom hold their wings spread out like butterflies. They like to fold their wings as smaller moths do. Here Robynslater induces one to hold its wings mostly out to the sides, as the Geometrids do. Often they fold their wings like Noctuids. 

Unlike most Hemileucas, neumoegeni usually fly at night and are often attracted to light. Sometimes they bed down for the day near street and house lights, in which case they may be run over by cars during the day. They fly between August and October. Because moths are guided by instinct rather than reason, neumoegeni are not active at the same time of day when burnsi is--and this is probably enough to keep these very similar-looking moths from hybridizing. They never meet.

H. neumoegeni is found in California, Arizona, Colorado, and sometimes Utah and Nevada. 

Among the plants the caterpillars can eat is sumac. It can eat pinon and juniper needles and other desert "scrub," and although they seem unlikely to be part of its natural diet this caterpillar also loves fruit and nut trees. It can be quite a serious nuisance. If legal permission to spray insecticides on "organically grown" food crops is not withdrawn, these large, venomous caterpillars have the potential to become a real plague. For, as all farmers should know by now, the more "pesticides" you spray this year, the more pests you will have next year.

Only one species of sumac oozes urushiol enough that it's usually considered "poison," though people can be allergic to the others. Some sumac bushes are even edible; sumac berries have a pleasant sweet-sour taste like rose hips or lemon rind and are used as a spice. The species that most attracts H. neumoegeni is Rhus trilobata, the kind with "three leaflets on each leaf," just like poison ivy. It releases an odor some call a "fragrance," and some compare to a skunk, when crushed. Despite the odor and the ominous look, into the early twentieth century people ate the berries, chewed the resin, made baskets from the twigs and dyes from the plants, and some indigenous people smoked the dried leaves. It was sometimes called squawbush, skunkbush, or oakbush.

The larger silk moths, including Cecropias, Citheronias, Cynthias, and Lunas, are found in Californa and may also eat sumac. They can be almost twice the size of Hemileuca neumoegeni. Fortunately, although these caterpillars can be bristly at some stages of their lives, and can certainly chomp, they are not venomous. At least two species in the genus Saturnia, which are smaller than the giants and bigger than the Hemileucas, will also eat sumac. Of the two, S. walterorum caterpillars are also venomous, and none of the online science pages ventures to say whether S.. mendocino caterpillars are or are not.

In California neumoegeni are known to eat two native plants, a species of sumac and the "desert almond." They may find cherry, plum, almond, and rose leaves acceptable alternatives. They are not the most common nuisance species of Hemileuca in California, but nature has prepared all the Hemileucas to be a considerable nuisance wherever they go.

H. neumoegeni looks very similar to H. burnsi, and shares enough DNA with it that some would argue that they are variations within one species. Adult moths are distinguished by body color (burnsi has mostly black fur on the body, rather than red and white) and the spots on the fore wings (burnsi has round dots, neumoegeni has crescents). Photos for comparison are shown at



Photo by Tiwane, who notes that he thought the moth was decapitated. It's typical for a Hemileuca to have a small flat head out of proportion to the big furry thorax. They hardly have faces--no nose, no mouth, small eyes that are often well hidden, and females' antennae aren't very showy either--but they do have heads; small, well-hidden ones. 


Photo by Hoboannie, showing what H. neumoegeni has in the way of a face.

When Tiwane touched the moth he photographed, he said, she lay on her side, curled up, as if dead, in that regressive and counterproductive defense move the whole genus seem to share. Curling up with their bristles out protects them, and causes pain to innocent people on whom they happen to land, while they are caterpillars. Once they're moths it only makes them easier for birds or mice to eat. Anyway, the moth revived and laid eggs. 


Photo by ERand. H. neumoegeni usually lay 15 to 30 eggs in a clump, then rest and lay more eggs somewhere else. The size of Hemileuca egg clusters correlates with the size of the food plant; tree-feeding moths instinctively lay more eggs in one place than moths who lay eggs on smaller plants.


Photo by ERand. As in other Hemileuca species, eggs are laid in clusters and, for about the first half of their caterpillar lives, the caterpillars try to stay in clusters. Each one's bristles protect it from its siblings' bristles so they seem to enjoy feeling surrounded by their siblings in a big mass of bristles no large predator would want to bite into. 

In 1984 Paul Tuskes wrote the first description of the caterpillars of this species, or type, of Hemileuca. Basically, hatchlngs are black with stiff unbranched black hairs. The second and third caterpillar skins are black with black branched spines. In the fourth instar a pale wavy line extends along either side. In the fifth instar they can be described as basically gray with elaborate camouflage patterns; spines are black with white branches, and some grow in rosette shapes on the back. Tuskes thought there might be some variation in the venomousness of different species, but did not experiment. Basically rosette-shaped bristles deliver more venom if touched, but the long branching spines on the Hemileucas reduce the chance of their being touched relative to species like Automeris io, which have short venomous spines, in rosettes or single spikes, all over. 

According to Evra at Insectnet, at this early age the caterpillars don't have venom; they become real stingingworms only in their third caterpillar skin. They will curl up and drop down if the branch on which they are feeding is jiggled, though. Any kind of short hairs can raise a rash if they get down the back of your neck on a hot day. That's why barbers tape capes around people's necks.


Photo by Cakwildlife. Hemileuca caterpillars are very variable but Paul Tuskes found some consistent patterns. For Hemileucas generally, branching bristles are the family's distinguishing feature. For H. neumoegeni the smaller bristles on the lower sides are brown, and the prolegs, the little fat stumpy legs that will disappear when the caterpillar becomes a moth, are red. If the bristles on the back form rosette shapes, the lower part of each bristle in each rosette is brown. 

Caterpillars hatch in April to May and usually pupate in June. When pupating they make some attempt to surround themselves with a single layer of silk to keep the sand off, but for silk moths the Hemileucas produce remarkably little silk, and the gesture toward a cocoon collapses at a touch. Where these caterpillars live, they don't need much protection from the weather, and trust a very little cover to protect them from predators. 

Tuesday, September 24, 2024

Web Log for 9.23.24

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Election 2024

It's a Web Log not a Link Log, because some things on the Web don't really deserve links. Viz. Robert Reich's reaction to this news item: "The FBI is investigating the source of suspicious packages sent to election offices in 21 states." Long story short, he blames the victim of two attempted murders, ex-President Trump. 

Well, that's just tacky. Granted, Reich's tolerance for tackiness is obviously well above average, but he ought to be intelligent enough to know what's too tacky and stupid and mean-spirited to say even in the routine of political mudslinging. 

Does anyone seriously think Trump is doing it? Does anyone seriously doubt that, if Trump or Harris, or Kennedy for that matter, were inclined to commit murder, they could hire more competent hitmen than the ones who've come after Trump? They're professional politicians, which is to say professional extroverts. They're not burdened by sensitive individual consciences. But they are playing a game they can't win by cheating as obviously as hiring murderers. I don't think they're very likely suspects.

Ignorant people, the type who have not adopted "redneck chic" as a style but have always been what most Southerners mean when we say "rednecks," might be stupid enough to have done some of it. They're not usually intelligent enough to figure out how to build a bomb, but you never know.

My guess would be the people who want the D Party to remain the Party of Censorship. Un-American, often actual foreigners, but not the immigrant laborers Trump likes to denigrate. People who come in as exchange students, teachers, and professionals, who aren't really what they appear to be, and their US-born counterparts. People who really want Mean Girl and the mean-girl politics of censorship and "social credit scores" she represents to destroy American Democracy. It's in their interests to bomb and threaten to bomb election offices. 

Moving right along, here's another news item that represents my idea of legitimate, respectable political mudslinging:


Who votes for Tackypants? The IRS employees' own private and peculiar labor union, that's who. Now that ought to get out some votes against her.

English Usage

Michael Moore documented last summer that the separating-words-to-indicate-emphasis thing is not confined to Southern Ladies. Scroll down to the statement, which may be true for Detroit, "WE. ARE. THE. MAJORITY." The rest of his post?  Ds may appreciate the guide to polite, ethical electioneering, and Rs may want to know the opposition's game plan--well, the printable one anyway.


Glyphosate Awareness 

"Pesticides" generally, more carcinogenic than cigarettes? No surprise there. Now watch the chemical companies whine that a study of "pesticides" generally tells us nothing about what to ban. What about all sprayable forms of anything, outdoors, with exceptions for water and alcohol. (But not vinegar, because when people spray vinegar widely rather than splashing a bit on a target plant, it acidifies the soil and harms most crops, other than blueberries. Vinegar, the farmers have to apply by hand.)


This study isn't about spray poisons. It's about what some mad scientists imagine God will allow them to use instead. Just call them Hubris-R-Us. Sustainable agriculture has to get back to basics: more manual labor, more natural methods, fewer and healthier babies.


Religious Persecution 

Start with the fact that cell phones are obsolete in any case; modern people use e-mail. Add the fact that Amish people are not modern, and never adopted even land phones. But the real crime here is that when these Amish families crossed the Canadian border, legally and peaceably, to visit their Amish relatives in the US, they were not warned that not using a cell phone app was going to cost them money; they were just told to "download the Arrive Can app." Download to what? 

Justin Trudeau ought to have to pay every penny he's demanding these Amish people pay, seven times over. 

Petfinder Post: Unusual-Looking Cats

This is a hasty, visual post. I'm reading an ARC of a very long and wordy book that moves like the start of a ten-volume series, and it's not my kind of story, and I still haven't finished this week's moth post. A lot has been written about this week's moth. So this Petfinder post was generated by finding the most unusual-looking cat on each page and making sure it sounded reasonably adoptable. As always, if you go to the shelter you might find other cats more appealing in real life; this is a photo contest that we hope will help Picture Them Homes. As always, you're encouraged to share the pictures and links far and wide. 

Zipcode 10101: Primrose from New York 


I don't have any special relationship with this shelter; it's just that they're located right in the district designated 10101 and they tend to take nice clear photos. This spring, or rather winter, kitten (born last January) is described as a nice, civilized pet. She likes playing with toys, playing (but not roughly) with other kittens, and snuggling beside a human on the couch. The broken tabby stripes that form spots or even checkers are sometimes described as "Ocicat" pattern, but nobody is claiming that she belongs to that breed. She will need another kitten to play with. The shelter will probably recommend one.

Zipcode 20202: Floss from South Carolina 


She could never be mistaken for our Mogwai, but at this age she reminds me of Mogwai. Floss is one of those pets who actually come from a rural area and are living in a shelter near where they were born, but because rural shelters don't get a lot of traffic Petfinder lets the animals be listed on pages for big cities. City people can pay extra to have the animal brought to them, or people nearer where the animal is could adopt it. Floss is yet another spring kitten, about the age of our Pastel's lot, so I'm guessing this is an old picture--they say she's average-size. She's still cute, bouncy-pouncy, purry-cuddly, and she will still need another kitten to bounce and snuggle with. As it might be her less unusual-looking orange tabby brother, Toothpaste, who has his own web page: https://www.petfinder.com/cat/toothpaste-72959494/dc/washington/final-victory-animal-rescue-sc497/ .

Zipcode 30303:Agnes from Atlanta


Agnes is just a young cat, not a kitten, currently incarcerated in a city shelter. Nothing is known about her except that, with those spots that suggest lipstick and eyelash extensions, nobody will ever mistake her for the neighbor's cat. 

Bonus: Sally from Kingsport


Petfinder provoked this whole post by insisting that our local lurkers just have to see Sally. She doesn't have much of a story, but then she's only a kitten--a well-grown spring kitten. She is believed to be a Ragdoll, which can be a large breed, but usually not gigantic. She is said to be good with other animals.

Monday, September 23, 2024

Web Log for 9.22.24

Green

Keep up the pressure! We need to hold companies to a standard rule that, if it costs more than $100, it's guaranteed for your lifetime and no whining about its having a "lifetime" of its own--say, six months? Your lifetime should be estimated as up to 100 years (if I live longer than that I'll buy a computer to celebrate; wouldn't you?), so assuming that people who spend more than $100 are at least 10 years old, that's 90 years from the date of purpose. And that means no software changes or updates unless you want them because "updates" shorten computers' "lifespans" by, judging by the Net-free ones I've kept, forty years or more. That means Microsoft, Google, Amazon, etc., must acknowledge that all devices are up to date, now, and those "necessary security updates" must stay in the cloud and not touch your device's memory or functionality. 


History

Russian history explained by and for Americans. Well, under current conditions it's either too late or too early to let the Russians explain themselves.  


Meme

I saw it at theviewfromladylake.blogspot.com. Google traces it to Nathan Weisal of Texas, on Linked In.


Reportedly Ds are trying to market Mean Girl's giggles and grins as "joy." Look again, people. That's how Mean Girls work--they show lots of toothage and speak in just slightly cloying tones when they're doing someone dirt. But Scott Adams Rumbled a good reply, this morning. She's not associated in his mind with joy-as-in-happiness, but she might reasonably be associated with Joy Reid. 


Music

"A moment of peace."

Book Review: Little Man Big Mouth

I've been reading some lovely new books and writing reviews that go in other places. Those reviews will be at this web site when the books go on sale. So, meanwhile, why not revisit a review from long ago, I thought. Blogspot has a Drafts file where we can stash posts that have been pulled down due to things like link rot, clean out the links, update facts, etc., and break them out afresh. But what was this review doing in it? This was a new book review. Did I pull it down? I didn't think so. I reread it, and I suspect it was censored because of its warning about the drugs that are killing people today. 

Censorship has no place in the United States. We need the facts. I'm happy to sell memoirs by people for whom antidepressant drugs work well--but not without a warning that they don't work well for everybody. 

Title: Little Man Big Mouth 

Author: Dave Schlenker

Date: 2022

Publisher: Black Rose

ISBN: 978-1-68513-013-8

Length: 185 pages

Quote: "Most of the stories in these pages are the stories of every family – bumbling dads, smart children, dead goldfish, pet loss, mini-van excavations, frazzled parents, epic fails, cheap wine, alligator hunting, freaky chickens and cookies with John Travolta." 

Well, Schlenker admits in the next paragraph, the alligator hunting is specific to Florida, and the chicken and John Travolta were specific to Ocala, where these short essays first appeared as 600-word columns in the Star-Banner. The "30 Years" subtitle refers to the time frame in which the columns were written. They were selected for their enduring and general appeal, and span from the difficulties the Schlenkers had producing their older child to the younger child's professional-quality photography. 

As a memoir they're just slightly edgy because Schlenker's life has not been limited to bland, normal, relatable experiences like losing goldfish and bragging about the children. He survived three brain surgeries, with medication to relieve the lingering headaches and the depressing side effects of the said medication. 

Antidepressants do seem to serve most of the memoirists who write about them well.  This web site does not want to take away the benefit some people get from these drugs but it does need to mention that antidepressants, not any specific weapon, are the common factor in the homicide-suicides that have become increasingly common since Prozac went on the market. 

But Schlenker was one of the lucky people: Although he had a painful, potentially fatal, non-cancerous brain cyst as a young man in love, not only could the cyst be cured but also he was able to enjoy being a husband and father. Several of his essays express his gratitude for this. He credits Florida's best known humor columnist, Dave Barry, with having helped him propose (that story's near the beginning of the book) and Ocala's best known retiree with being a pretty good neighbor, at least to him (that's near the end). 

There is probably a law that no other male American is allowed to be as impossible to read in public as Dave Barry. Florida also boasts Ridley Pearson, Carl Hiaasen, and at least sometimes Joel Achenbach and Gene Weingarten. As a Florida humor columnist Schlenker was in very distinguished company. His work may suffer slightly from comparison. Some of these essays I could have read while in the company of humor-impaired people. Others made me glad I hadn't tried.

If you want a gentle, heartwarming chortle about the joys of being a decent responsible gentleman today, Little Man Big Mouth is for you. You will want to know how to avoid being beaten up by a crayon and how Schlenker got to be friends with a rock star.

In conclusion, allow this web site to leave you with a sample of Schlenker's friend Ken Block's music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nZ3GCESf7Q .

Graphium Almansor

Graphium almansor is an African butterfly with more names than anybody needs, unless it might be an online entrepreneur market-testing different brands.


Photo by Amos18, who says it was taken in September on Rubondo Island.

Graphium is the genus name, the general type of butterfly. So far, so good, except that some scientists are complaining that a lot of very different-looking butterflies are all classified as Graphium. They say that the genus Graphium can be divided into clearly distinguished species groups, and these groups might be described as separate genera. Some would like to list almansor as a member of the new proposed genus Arisbe. (Arisbe was the name of at least three minor characters in ancient Greek literature.)

The rule many of us learned in primary school, or whenever we learned these things, was that if plants or animals reproduce normally with one another, they belong to the same species. If they can be crossbred but do not normally crossbreed, or produce only sterile offspring, they belong to the same genus. But it turns out that, for most lifeforms, nobody has ever actually tested this, and anyway there are possible DNA profiles that may prevent individuals in the same species from reproducing successfully, especially with known close relatives. 

Anyway, the earliest naturalists started a tradition of naming Swallowtail species after heroes of literature. Almansor, or Almansur or Almanzo, was a hero of history and legend, a Muslim ruler in Spain. Though the Muslim Moors were colonizers and were rejected by the indigenous people of Spain, some individual Moors were well liked. Almansor made war on Christians but, as a devout Muslim, he was seen as a good war chief. Many Muslims and even a few Christians named children, if not after him, then after other Moors who shared his name. So this African butterfly is named after a hero who was of African descent. 


Photo by Tommy_Andriollo, subspecies uganda, taken in September in Uganda.

But shouldn't it have an English name? It has a few. The structure of its wings resembles that of another butterfly called the White Lady, so it's sometimes been called Almansor's White Lady, or Honrath's White Lady, after the naturalist who gave it its Latin name. Obviously only about half of a species can be "ladies" and this butterfly's wings normally show more black or dark gray than white.


Photo posted by Butati, who credited it to Paul Oliver. Subspecies uganda is described as having darker wings than other subspecies, but no subspecies of almansor could be described as a white butterfly. 

It is also called the Friar Graphium. No connection with any monastic order is given as a reason for this. The wing color pattern of this butterfly can resemble the wing color pattern of another species with a different shape, in a butterfly family nicknamed the Clerics (see below), and the species Graphium almansor seems to mimic is called the Friar. It is not associated with any monastic order, either.


Photo by Nicochau, taken in December in Zambia; subspecies almansor.

It has been called the Albertine Rift Butterfly, identifying it with a place where it's found, but it's found in other places too.

Then, just to make its list of names completely ridiculous, it's sometimes called a White Lady Swordtail. The butterfly's hind wings have no tails. 


Photo by Arddu.

It has been reported in Angola, Burundi, Cameroon, the Central African Republic, Congo, Ethiopia, Gabon, Ghana, Guinea, the Ivory Coast, Kenya, Nigeria, Rwanda, Sudan, Tanzania, Togo, Uganda, Zaire, and Zambia. One author trying to trace reports of this butterfly found that many place names given have been changed; he was unable to identify some places where the butterfly was found many years ago. In no country is it very common; it's one of those butterflies whose population levels are tied directly to its host plant, so only a few butterflies in a few specific local areas. It is not believed to be particularly threatened.

Its host plants are bushes in the genus Pseudospondias, which is thought to be distantly "related" to sumac bushes and to cashew trees. Sometimes used in herbal medicine, these bushes are inedible and contain biochemicals with some toxicity, as many plants large butterflies eat do. Several other animals eat Pseudospondias, and Graphium almansor is considered a lower-toicity species that mimics more toxic butterflies.

There are subspecies: Graphium almansor almansor, G.a. birbiri, G.a. carchedonius, G.a. dufranei, G.a. escherichi, G. a. uganda, and G.a. wranghami. Clear explanations of the subspecies' names and differences probably have been printed in some book, but if they exist in digital form they're being suppressed by Google..The subspecies wranghami has been reclassified as a subspecies of Graphium poggianus, a similar looking but distinct species. The subspecies carchedonius is sometimes classified as a distinct species. 


Photo by Tanzanian Birds and Butterflies. Browner coloring is thought to be typical of the female.

Both sexes look alike and are thought to be mimics of either of two species in the genus Amauris. These Amauris butterflies were thought to be Swallowtails, too, at first, but are now recognized as Nymphalids. Possibly as a joke about their black, white, and gray coloring the Amauris butterflies are sometimes called Clerics. The British got a bit silly when naming colonial butterfles. In the nineteenth century natural history was recommended as a pastime for children.

Nothing about the pre-adult stages of this butterfly's life seems to be known.

Sunday, September 22, 2024

Web Log for 9.20-21.24

Music 

Spanish, sung by people whose first language is English.


News, Not Good

Another kind of story the "Trusted News Initiative" papers fail to report. Because it's been reported from one politically polarized side and no others, there's no way to know how accurate the facts are.


Not News, Not Good

From Children's Health Defense:

CHD is at the forefront of fighting against the uncontrolled rollout of wireless technology, particularly 5G. Why? Well, there are quite a few things you should know.

  • 5G IS THE BASIS FOR DIGITAL IDs. 5G supports biometric IDs, which are the basis for vaccine passports, social credit scores, 15 minute cities and other tools of suppression and control.

  • 5G ENABLES NEXT-GENERATION SURVEILLANCE. Smart cities will use 5G and other wireless technologies to monitor us 24/7.

  • 5G PAVES THE WAY FOR TRANSHUMANISM. 5G enables integration of virtual and augmented reality, and the Internet of Bodies, connecting sensors inside us to the internet.

  • 5G LEADS TO AN EXPLOSION OF CELL TOWERS THAT TRACK AND TRACE WITH GREATER ACCURACY. 5G networks require numerous cell towers, allowing providers to pinpoint your location with unprecedented accuracy.

  • 5G COLLECTS MORE INTIMATE DATA ABOUT YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. The Internet of Things (IoT), powered by 5G, means more devices in your life continuously collecting data.

Is 5G really an opportunity for transformation, or the building blocks of a digital prison? You decide.

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News, Silly 

Candidate Kennedy failed to block text messages from an admirer who sent him nude pictures of herself. This is news in exactly one way: We can judge how trashy newspapers are by whether they dismiss this non-incident or call it "the affair." No links. This story deserves no links. Better the papers should swarm over Mean Girl McTackypants' blocking legitimate messages from what could have been supporters. You might say, "Well, Pris, a lot of people might have frosted you, having only hundreds rather than tens of thousands of daily page views as you do," but hello, Mean Girl snubbed Kennedy

Politics 

Here is a politician who says he hates memes. Wouldn't it be sad if this photo generated enough memes that he just resigned and went off to teach math or something, somewhere very far away from California? 


Book Review: Stones on the Pathway

Title: Stones on the Pathway


Author: David Bamford

Date: 2023

ISBN: 978-1-815729-50-9

Quote: "A stone may be an obstacle...It can also be a thing of beauty."

Future historians may note the current wave of COVID books as a genre. This is a COVID book.

In the years 2020-2022 an Englishman of retirement age wanted to make the historic pilgrimage walking tours along the routes established by at least two medieval saints, Kentigern and James of Compostela. He had some setbacks and frustrations along the way--physical injuries that interfered with long walks, and the COVID panic. He passed some of the lonely hours writing poems.

Not as many hours as he might have done. The 2020 poems contain many wails about how tedious days of "social distance" are, even though he meets people on his walks and can speak to them from a decent social distance as easily as ever. What can he do with all this lonely time at home? Well, one possibility would have been to polish his poems, bring the visual details into focus for the reader, find some sort of pattern that distinguishes his poems from his prose. 

Another possibility would be to consider the question of why he suffers so much from extroversion at the same time that he wants to do things introverts do: be a gardener, write poems, walk a pilgrimage route. Extroverts typically like to feel that they can do these things too, but they don't have that deep desire to do them as well. It's always interesting to find out whether "creative" people who identify as extroverts can remember the fever or concussion that left them feeling "more outgoing," and to what degree their talents, including the definitive gift of that clear internal sense of right and wrong, have survived. Did Bamford always suffer from such abject fear of being alone, or being prevented from literally grabbing for control of others' attention? 

Do introverts really need to try to work up empathy for extroverts when we get these glimpses into the troubles of their minds? Well...have they ever shown any real empathy toward us? I don't feel terribly guilty about my reaction to these poems of insight into the extrovert brain. They are much more like "Eww ick" than like "Oh, that's easy to understand." I do feel sorry for extroverts, but I don't believe any more indulgence is likely to help them. They need the discipline of making social distance a wya of life. 

In one poem that's not specifically COVID-related Bamford frets about the lack of words that are acceptable, in England at least, for calling people one does not know well. He feels awkward about addressing groups as "mates" or "gentlemen," and he dislikes "guys." It does not seem to occur to him that the reason why a sensitive ear hears flaws in all the words that have been used to call strangers because people are not meant to make a habit of calling strangers at all. When calling out to strangers is appropriate the right words to use are not names to call the strangers. They are words like "Fire!" or "Man overboard!" 

His angst decreases as he writes about places where he walks: a ruined castle, an old stone bridge being rebuilt with fresh mortar, a field full of lambs, a beach, a field of rabe (he spells it "rape" and doesn't seem to have heard the good news that it was, before the turn of the century, ruled acceptable to call the stuff canola). He describes even the demanding pilgrimage to Compostela in terms of people who talk to him on the way, At the end of the pilgrimage to Compostela, he suggests that the pilgrims are all wondering "what next>: and he answers this question by going back to Britain and writing about his resolutions to think kind thoughts and speak kind words.

There's nothing at allk preachy about this book apart from the basic fact that the author attends a church and walks routes associated with Christian saints. Bamfor dopesn't write much about the saints but he does write about the poeple who say "Buen camino" rather than "Buenos dias" when met on the road to Compostela. 

Extroverts may well like this book as a collection of "poems" that "sound just like real conversation, not forced into some sort of fancy pattern." Introverts may like it most for its insights into the deficiencies of the extrovert brain. We found plenty to do during the COVID lockdowns, thanks all the same, though few of us were able to make money doing those things. It is, in any case, also a testimony to the everyday quality of the Christian life; nothing in this book excludes people who are not Christians from sharing Bamford's experience, but, at the end of the day, he is...

Friday, September 20, 2024

Morgan Griffith Remembers Virginia Tech Football Heroes

From U.S. Representative Morgan Griffith, R-VA-9:

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For those who go to Virginia Tech football games, you will notice jerseys that hang in the north end zone of Lane Stadium.

The numbers signify the retired jersey numbers and names in the history of Virginia Tech football.

Everybody knows #7, Michael Vick.

As a Hokie, Vick finished sixth in the Heisman Trophy voting for the 2000 season. He was selected as the number one draft pick in the 2001 NFL Draft by the Atlanta Falcons and still has the most career rushing yards at 6,109 by a quarterback in NFL history.

Then there’s coach Frank Beamer, who is the most winning coach in Virginia Tech’s history, with 280 career victories, ranking 13th most by a college football coach in all NCAA divisions. He is a member of the College Football Hall of Fame.

Beamer played for the Hokies from 1966-1968 before becoming Virginia Tech’s head coach from 1987-2015. Beamer’s #25 is worn every week by one VT special teams player to pay tribute to his legacy of excellence.

Coach Bud Foster owns the lunch pail tradition. He moved to Blacksburg with Beamer and coached the Hokies from 1987-2019, making him the longest serving assistant coach at the same school. Foster was recognized as the 2000 American Football Coaches Association Defensive Coordinator of the Year after helping Virginia Tech to the 1999 Sugar Bowl.

Those names everybody knows, but what about the rest?

The first retired number in Virginia Tech athletic history belongs to #84, Super Bowl champion Carroll Dale. Mr. Dale, from Wise County’s very own J.J. Kelly High School, played 14 NFL seasons and amassed 52 receiving touchdowns and 438 receptions for 8,277 receiving yards.

He was an integral part of the 1960’s Green Bay Packers, winning two Super Bowls alongside Vince Lombardi and Bart Starr. In 1979, he was inducted into the Packers Hall of Fame. He still lives in Wise County.

Frank Loria, #10, was a defensive back for the Hokies from 1965-1967. He started every game the Hokies played throughout his three-year career and was known as a “coach on the field” due to his remarkable ability to recognize opposing team’s plays during a game. He tragically died as a coach with the Marshall football team in the 1970 airplane disaster.

Another defensive legend, Bruce Smith was a defensive end for VT from 1981-1984. As a Hokie, he was known as the “Sack Man.”

Smith entered the 1985 NFL Draft, where he was the first overall pick selected by the Buffalo Bills. Smith played 19 seasons in the NFL and remains the all-time career leader in sacks with 200.

In 2009, Smith was inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame.

#73 Jim Pyne was a guard and center for Virginia Tech from 1990-1993. Pyne was Tech’s first player to be unanimously selected as All-American. In the NFL, Pyne played nine seasons before becoming an assistant coach for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and the New Orleans Saints in the early 2000s. Pyne is on the ballot for the 2025 College Football Hall of Fame along with Vick.

Cornell Brown claims #58. Brown attended VT and played football as a linebacker for the Hokies from 1993-1996. The Baltimore Ravens selected Brown in the 1997 NFL draft and he earned a Super Bowl ring with Baltimore when the Ravens defeated the New York Giants in Super Bowl XXXV.

#64 belongs to Jake Grove. Grove attended Virginia Tech and played football as a center from 2000-2003. While at Tech, he won the Rimington Trophy for being the best center in college football and he was recognized as a unanimous All-American. In the second round of the 2004 NFL draft he was selected by the Oakland Raiders and later played for the Miami Dolphins. In 2006, Grove was honored by being inducted into the Virginia Tech Sports Hall of Fame.

Corey Moore was a linebacker for the Hokies from 1996-1999, and he became Virginia Tech's most honored football player following the 1999 season. Moore received the Lombardi Award, which goes to a collegiate player who best embodies the spirit and values of Vince Lombardi, and the Bronko Nagurski Trophy, awarded to the best defensive player in college football according to the Football Writers Association of America. Moore was selected by The Buffalo Bills in the third round of the 2000 NFL draft and later played for the Miami Dolphins. In 2010, Moore’s #58 was inducted into the Virginia Tech Sports Hall of Fame.

And now you know a little of their stories.

Book Review: Second Chance on Sunset Island

Title: Second Chance on Sunset Island 

Author: Miranda Stone

Date: 2023

Quote: "He never showed up, never called, and we never spoke again."

Jonathan's a player of the dating game, but we're asked to believe that through all his dating adventures he's remembered Shawna, the girl he liked so much he wimped out of showing up for their one and only date.

Is this believable? Maybe. Jonathan and Shawna have independently gone into the same line of business, he as an heir, she as an entrepreneur. He wants to recruit her talent. 

Jonathan and Shawna are--by such a terrible mistake--forced to share the same suite in the hotel, where they sleep in separate rooms and avoid seeing each other in the shower despite their raging hormones. 

Is this believable? Maybe. There are a few possible explanations when a "compromising situation" does not actually compromise a young couple's virtue. They can be unusually committed to their moral ideals; we're not told that that applies to Shawna and Jonathan. They can be unusually sensitive to each other's emotions; we're told that that's the case with Shawna and Jonathan. Or they may not really be all that interested in each other...for whatever reason.

This situation, believably enough, tightens the emotional tension between the couple, Everyone knows that when a couple who are not siblings, and don't feel like siblings, are able to live together like siblings, either they love each other beyond rational explanation or they don't love each other at all, and they're probably having a wonderful, terrible time trying to work out which. 

This being a romance, it's a foregone conclusion that Shawna'a s and Joanthan's wedding will occur right after the wedding that draws them together. There will be enough plot to give them something to quarrel and make up over. I don't want to spoil any suspense about the details, but for anyone looking for a short, sweet romance, this will be a fun read. 

Thursday, September 19, 2024

Web Log for 9.18.24

Education

I know what some people are going to say on opening this video of a first grade class at a private school. "They all look like cousins, and they're so pale!" Well, they are out in the Midwest where a lot of pale-colored German and Scandinavian people settled. And it does children this age no harm to be in classes with their cousins. In any case, though it's obvious that the little wiggleworms would rather be eating or playing and have been told they have to recite first, they're reciting the Preamble to the Constitution. Adorably. 


Children don't get that at public school. Most parents need to teach it at home. The Constitution was printed in older school history books and Scout manuals. It's probably been left out of newer versions to make room for more shiny color photos of "diverse" crowds of toothy faces, eww ick, so you might want to print copies off the Internet. Here is a nice-looking printable version, free of charge.


Green

Last month, we saw that EPA can move and get poisons off the market when they want to. They need to keep moving. 


Real Estate 

A further thought about that pallid-looking first grade class above. Does everyone realize that there are whole towns in the Midwest where there might have been some ethnic diversity once, but today, all of the fifteen houses that are still occupied are occupied by White people? Really old White people? I blame glyphosate. While the cities on both coasts are overcrowded and the price of real estate in coastal States is obscene, lots of nice houses are sitting empty on cheap land in Kansas and Nebraska. I blame glyphosate for this. People felt better in the coastal cities so they stayed there. If we could get a good, tight ban on open-air spraying, people could feel good about working in the county hospital or the town library in Iowa again. Some e-friends have been sharing a lot of videos, like the one below, that seem to support the idea that there's all kinds of room for more babies in these United States. Refugees from urban blight can probably fill it up...so why don't they?