Showing posts with label romanc. Show all posts
Showing posts with label romanc. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 7, 2025

Book Review: Cast and Caught

Title: Cast and Caught 

Author: Katharine Sadler 

Date: 2023 

Quote: "I've gone...to a fishing lesson in a town I swore I'd never return to." 

Goldenrod (Goldy) Weston is a nice, discreet young Southern Lady. She's helping with a fundraiser for a preschool when she signs up for the fishing lesson; later she'll take her fly-fishing instructor for dance lessons to help with a fundraiser for a small business. 

She's a succesful novelist. The only trouble is, her genre happens to be "erotica."She started writing it to relieve her feelings about men after her father called her bad names and her former fiance backed out of the wedding. Goldy likes sex--enough to have intimidated her ex. 

Her father is a well-known "con artist." When he became well known, he left his daughters, having insulted each one in a different age-appropriate way that hurt because he hadn't been a verbal abuser before. They're all still non-speaking to him and they're all still single, at the beginning of this book. 

 It's a romance in the best Harlequin Temptations tradition...now you know where to find the torrid bedroom scene. (Men, that means before the quarrel and reconciliation, about two-thirds of the way through the book.) It's a little more detailed than the bedroom scenes in the Harlequin Temptations of my adolescent years, with liberal use of vulgar words for the parts of the body it's vulgar to mention outside of a medical clinic. Are there messages to young women that are more empowering than "Everyone should enjoy sex and feel free to tell the whole world all about it"? Yes. Would a book that presented those messages qualify as a romance? Probably not. 

 Anyway, you know how this must end. Everyone in Goldy's small town will find out exactly what she's been doing in the city. The only people who really mind will be tiresome types she never wanted to talk to. The male lead will end up, like any good competitive Southerner, competing with Goldy to see who can propose first. 

 Relationship advice rating? 7 out of 10. Full marks for recognizing that small town gossip, though vicious, subsides when a new scandal comes along and that the people gossipped about often have more supportive friends than the ones doing the gossip have. If you have money, or even better if you can raise money for others, you can epater les bourgeois bountifully, be called a high-spirited rich brat, and be loved. What about the chance of Goldy having a good marriage without some sort of reconciliation with her father? I don't know that it couldn't happen, nor do I know that it could. 

Comedy score? 8 out of 10. I laughed out loud several times, though the scene where Miss Holier-Than-Thou and her little darling catch Goldy's dog chewing on an adult toy Goldy and her instructor fished out of the river would have been improved by the author's having decided whether the object is made of rubber or plastic (it's described as both). 

Fidelity to genre rules? 10 out of 10. If you liked Harlequin Temptations or Silhouette Desires, you'll probably love Cast and Caught.

Friday, February 28, 2025

Book Review: His Wicked Games

Title: His Wicked Games

Author: Ember Casey

Date: 2013

Quote: "You sit through dinner with me, and I sit through your speech about your little Center."

Calder pledged money toward the charity Lily and her father are trying to get going, but he's not paying up on schedule. Lily barges into his family property to nag at him. Instead of having her arrested for trespassing Calder, who thinks she's cute, starts a series of bets and games that will, of course, lead to Romance. Fairly explicit. 

If you want a novel as a marital aid, and like a slow burn with liberal mention of body parts, you will enjoy this book.  

Tuesday, February 4, 2025

Book Review: Where It All Began

Title: Where It All Began 

Author: Fran Thomas

Date: 2021

Publisher: Frances O. Thomas

Quote: "So what if she was the homecoming queen?"

This is one of those short and simple stories that could easily have been written by ChatGPT, then cleaned up by the author. (Who'd be an editor these days? All publishers and editors say "Don't send us anything that was written using any form of 'artificial intelligence'," and then earlier this week one of them said they've started to charge reading fees because it seems to them that 99% of everything they get these days was written by chatbots. Writers have to sound not just correct and readable, but really "voicey," just to convince people they're human.) 

He was intimidated by her popularity. She was intimidated by his intelligence. Actually they're quite a congenial couple, and when he comes back to their old home town, first they take opposite sides on a town council issue, then they reach an agreement, then they kiss. It's a romantic comedy, but not all that romantic and hardly comic at all.

And it all takes place in 1986. This couple were meant to be the unifying factor in a series that happened later in its fictional world, but I've seen no more of the series.

Meh. The author didn't stay in the Book Funnel for long, so I'm guessing she's dropped out of the game, or at least picked a new pen name...I didn't mind reading this e-book as a free Book Funnel promotion, but I would have minded if I'd paid for it.