Friday, February 13, 2026

Book Review: The Mystery of the Cupboard

Title: The Mystery of the Cupboard

Author: Lynne Reid Banks

Date: 1993

Publisher: Morrow

ISBN: 0-688-12138-1

Length: 246 pages

Illustrations: pencil drawings by Tom Newsom

Quote: “She was some kind of actress back around the time of the First World War. Going on the stage in those days was considered fairly wicked.”

This is the concluding volume of a four-book series about a little boy called Omri whose toys come to life when locked in the magic cupboard. He’s still a little boy, but he’s become quite mature through his relationships with his miniature adults, including the soldiers. Omri has, however, observed only the most family-filtered effects of his toys’ sexuality, as when a miniature man turns out to have a wife and child. Now he’s old enough to learn about the effects of sex by discovering the long-hidden diaries of his “wicked” aunt, who made the cupboard magic.

Reviews of books that were published in sequence usually say that it’s possible to enjoy this book without reading the ones that came before it. In the case of The Mystery of the Cupboard I’m not sure that that’s true. There’s a lot of back-story behind this novel. Moreover, the series reads as if it were written for one or more growing children: The Indian in the Cupboard was a story for middle school students, but The Mystery of the Cupboard is much more of a story for adults who still enjoy whimsy enough to want to know how the author tied up the loose ends from The Indian in the Cupboard. I’d think twice about handing volume four of this series to the average child who’d enjoyed volume one. 

Seasonal Nag: Guess What Day It Is

Attention all couples and halves-of-couples! Tomorrow is Valentines Day. You are probably expected to buy and/or cook some sort of red-pink-and-white treat for your significant other. If not, you're expected to think of something better, like a new book by her favorite writer. 

For my Insane Admirers: If you buy stuff online, buy me "Save the Butterflies" stuff from my Zazzle store, like this shirt: 


Or a duffel bag. 


There are over 200 "Save the Butterflies" items on the page, including mathoms, and each design could easily be "customized" into fifty more. Any Zazzle items received will be valued at a bushel and a peck, and repaid with a hug around the neck. 

If you buy stuff in real stores where people can take it back for refunds and buy what they really wanted, of course, the more ridiculous and overpriced the item is, the better.

Some people say the worst Valentines Day gifts are the generic ones--red roses and a box of chocolates, because "It's like you forgot Valentines Day and just grabbed what some sales person sold you at the last minute."

Some say, no, it's the cheap ones, like a $5 giftcard or a generic elementary-school-type notebook. From ten-year-olds that kind of gift is sweet. From grown-ups earning grown-up salaries it's tacky.

Some say the very worst Valentines Day gift is a gym membership, even if you get it for the two of you to go as a couple and your goal is to shape up your own figure. Some say it's still like saying "You're fat." 

Some say the very worst Valentines Day gifts are cleaning or personal hygiene supplies. Even if you think cinnamon-scented toothpaste could be a sexy hint as a change from the usual mint, the message of toothpaste for V-Day could be interpreted as "Your breath stinks."

I once thought the most discouraging gift for an Insane Admirer would be a book about etiquette with the title "DON'T." It didn't work. Insane Admirers persevere through anything except actually changing their habits so that a woman would want to live with them.

Then again, when people care about each other, it doesn't really matter what they give each other on gift-giving occasions. An appreciative look will do.

Thursday, February 12, 2026

Web Log for 2.12.26

Animals 


Someone out there needed this message. When asked "What curse is that?" on the Meow, Neithan Hador said, "The curse of not being able to see a chicken." 

So here, for good measure, are some more chickens. I don't know that these hens are supposed to bring you good luck, but either they've been Photoshopped or they are enjoying some good luck for themselves: The fox that was able to get into their coop was cold, not hungry.


Shared by Joe Jackson. He doesn't say whose chickens they are, and Google can't find them at any online news site. 

Climate Foolishness

Trump and friends take aim at all "climate change"-related regulations. Huzza!

Climate change is a debated possibility, not a proven fact. Laws should be based in proven facts. Laws attempting to prevent "climate change" are bids for global tyranny, and should be demolished.

That does not mean we don't need regulations about things that do, in proven fact, adversely affect the climate or other environmental conditions where they take place. We need a ban on spraying any volatile chemicals into the air outdoors. We need bans on fracking, on nuclear power plants, and on chopping down trees to feed oversized biomass burners. Some cities need to regulate population density, mandate green space, and encourage walking. But we don't need to indulge envious foreigners' delusions that they can be allowed to dictate how we live. 


Mormons 

I intentionally made an experiment on X this morning. Someone had shared, at another site, a post in which someone calling perself "Latter-Day Laura" included a video in which a skinny blonde, who had supposedly said she didn't want children, cuddled a baby, burst into tears, and said "I'd like to have eight." It may have happened, unstaged; there are young women who want children but think they have to sell this idea to unwilling young men, stealthily, by lying about what they want. (Ladies, if you have to tell lies to get a man's attention, you'd do better not to bother with him. Wait for the next one.) Lots of people had replied. I threw out a few simple, commonsense statements about the reality of parenthood in a crowded world:

* It won't actually work to keep Social Security running on its original unsustainable terms, because there won't be jobs for the surplus babies.

* It's not humane to try to rear children in an apartment block. If you can't afford a house with a room and a garden for each child, you can't afford children. 

* Abortion is still too hazardous to a woman's health to qualify as birth control. Other methods are vastly more enjoyable and more effective...and the ones that work best don't require anyone to buy any product, at all.

* Babies are adorable...when they're happy and healthy. In order to have happy, healthy babies in our crowded world, people need to choose to produce one or none. There is no shortage of homeless babies for those who want more.

* However, many people, perhaps most people in today's environment, do not want any babies. We like being baby-free. And the species benefits from our being baby-free, because human babies need tertiary care providers (aunts, uncles, and grandparents) in addition to their primary parents (mothers) and secondary parents (fathers). 

Considering that "Latter-Day Laura" had identified with a Christian group, I didn't bother trying to guess which respondents cared about the fact that Christianity was founded by celibate, baby-free people. Marriage was a concession made to young,  hormone-ridden Christians' feelings. The ideal was to be able to overcome sexual temptations, as Jesus did. Christians have idealized lifelong, perfect, "innocent" (asexual) virginity in ways that were unfair to normal young people, but there's never been anything Christian about various secular governments' campaigns to increase the birth rate after plagues or wars. 

I was surprised by the bizarre and backward ideas people brought into that "thread." Not Christian ideas by any stretch. At least one respondent seemed to think that people need children to make sacrifices to get us into a desirable afterlife. Several Xers identifying as men wanted to believe that "all women" wanted children, that those who don't had been brainwashed, and that exposure to infants would produce an instant "factory reset." Most replies to the comments I posted were hostile. Quite a lot of Latter-Day Laura's Xeeps seemed to belong to some weird sex cult, not a religion founded by Jesus, with a doctrine that it's everyone's duty to procreate. Tellingly, when reminded that it's not everyone's desire to procreate, this group fell back on "Oh how selfish."

I happen to believe that all rightminded people do instinctively love and nurture babies--albeit often, especially at the apartment-dwelling stage of life, we're glad to hand them back to their parents after a few minutes or hours of nurturing. But, do women want to drop out of school, quit our jobs, and become full-time brood cows for life, because we've snuggled a baby? Here and there a woman may feel moved, by a little baby-cuddling, to confide to a friend that when she's sure she's found her beshert she would like to have a baby. ("Eight" is obviously the self-identification of a girl who's been encouraged to vent feelings without thinking through what she is saying.) But even in the 1980s, when the world was less crowded than it is now, a church college was known to be an easy place to find baby-sitters. Nice, Christian young ladies, recommended by their teachers. And what effect did baby-sitting have on us? The most reliable immediate effect was shopping. And after shopping? "I was sitting with Joe's and Jane's baby. I can see why they look so old and tired."

One might as easily claim that exposure to infants makes young men see that their desires to play games and watch television were only pop culture's "brainwashing," and they really want to work overtime on jobs they hate and come home to rinse out diapers in the toilet. Sure they do! 

The things the "pro-motherhood," actually anti-woman, Xers posted in that thread really made me reconsider Mormons. Are they Christians, whose Example for life was celibate--or are they some sort of creepy sex cult where, as someone actually posted, the baby-free have no value to God or humankind?

At the very least I think "conservative," or at least non-left-wing, Christians need a campaign affirming the high value we place on women "as mothers AND AS SO MUCH MORE." Reminding women that a responsible adult's time in the nursery lasts no more than ten years and then, unless they are professional baby-sitters, women go back into adult society and do the more cerebral kind of jobs they are naturally suited to do better than men, who excel at jobs that involve upper body strength. 

And, unless and until Mormons are positively encouraging women to make better contributions to the world than aggravating our existing overpopulation problems, we all need to make sure that Mormons are not part of our government or our educational system, or considered for any kind of position where they might influence the young. 

We need to get realistic. In a world where people who want to work can't get jobs and people who have jobs can't afford enough land to feed themselves, it's people who have multiple babies who are obviously selfish. And lust-ridden. And unimaginative. 

Once upon a time people could be proud of having fifteen children...because so many people died so young that there was real danger of families and towns dying out. And in America, the land of new-found wealth, as in Russia, the breadbasket of Europe in those days, a few people did have fifteen children or more. And in both countries those hordes of children were often tall, even gigantic by most European standards, the males often all of six feet tall. And the babies died in infancy from unknown causes, and the children died in their school years and teen years. In a family who were unusually lucky ten of those fifteen children might live long enough to be allowed to vote. In a more ordinary family, seven might. And funerals were the most common kind of social event people who weren't wealthy ever attended. And plagues raged. When people went into town and socialized, with trepidation, keeping gloves on their hands and maintaining a healthy distance, they asked about everyone whose names they could remember, not in order to gossip about what people were known or suspected to be doing, but in order to know which of their friends--even which teenagers' friends--had died since the last visit. 

A cult of "We're all about having babies, lots of babies" could very easily set American society back to that level, if we let it. A good way not to let it would be a general policy whereby "That man let his wife get pregnant--twice!" is a guarantee that the only job that man gets will be with an overnight cleaning service. 

Web Log for 2.11.26

Happy birthday to the memory  of Abraham Lincoln. I plan to take some time today to reflect on that memory. I'd like to see it reconstituted in living people. We need a little "malice toward none, and charity toward all."

Yesterday was a weird weather day. We and places to our south are basking in the February Thaw, while places just a little further north got the another big freeze. Some places are even colder than they were last week. The weather guessers who thought we'd have our Thaw this week also thought we were due for another Big Freeze next week, so don't resent us too much, please, if you're sitting in the Adirondacks where it was still 25 degrees below zero, Fahrenheit, this morning.

The loudest complaints about last week's weather have come from inanimate objects: The desktop computer's monitor developed an annoying warm-up tic that makes it hard to use for the first minute or two after it awakens from hibernation mode, and the Comfort Zone hot-air fan started balking.

Gardening 

How a patch of land where nothing's been planted should look...


Photo by Kim M. Russell, from the beautiful natural garden she's documented keeping at WritingInNorthNorfolk. She posts lovely cat and bird photos from that garden, too. 


Michelle Obama, What She Thought She Was Talking About 

Poor Mrs. Obama. She's not planning to run for President because she picked the wrong approach to what she wanted to say. Believe it or not, when one of the most overprivileged women in America--both continents--said that "As Black women we're not allowed to express our pain," and the Internet blew up in gales of uncharitable laughter, Mrs. Obama was trying to claim some sort of solidarity with ordinary Black American women.

* Black American women are between three and four times more likely to die in childbirth than White women: 


* And three times more likely to die from complications of pregnancy:


* While Black women have felt free, and sometimes encouraged, to whine "They hired him instead of me because he's a White man and if his test scores were 10% higher than mine that's probably just because he's a White man, too," and similar annoying lines, they have felt somewhat awkward talking publicly about gross-out disease conditions like endometriosis. White women are more likely to develop that disease; Black women are more likely to get a misdiagnosis when they do develop it.


* Similarly, though less likely to have any kind of cancer, Black women are far more likely than White women are to die from some kinds of cancer. Black women are 85% more likely than White women are to die from, specifically, cancer of the uterus.


* Black Americans generally, male or female, are more likely to have cardiovascular disease than White Americans are. It's been estimated that over half of all Black women over age 20 have cardiovascular disease at some stage. 


Statistically, Black women outlive their men, just as White women do, but on average White people of both sexes live longer. And all poor Mrs. Obama was trying to get at was that some Black women have noticed these facts and are trying to find out why

Well, if that's the best she can do at introducing a topic to which few people can object, we know we don't ever want her as President. And maybe, like Mrs. Dole before her, she knows enough about the President's job to try every way she knows to avoid ever getting it. 

Book Review: Gobbledygook Has Gotta Go

Title: Gobbledygook Has Gotta Go

Author: John O’Hayre

Date: not given

Publisher: U.S. Goverrnment Printing Office

ISBN: none

Length: 113 pages

Illustrations: cartoons

Quote: “The Bureau of Land Management...can work together...only when we understand each other...Our comunications have sometimes failed because of a fascination with the traditions of officialese...”

Right. Despite the cartoons, this is not really a funny book. At times it approaches earnestness. It’s a serious guide to the art of corporate communication.

It is, however, a book some people need. It analyzes why some communication efforts fail, and suggests improvements that need to be heeded by all employees of private corporations or government offices, all authors of high school and college textbooks, and anyone who admits having taken courses toward an M.B.A. You know someone who needs this book...and it’s recommended to anyone who dares to send it where it may do some good.

Meet the Blogroll: Books Music Films TV (Paul Rance)

BooksMusicFilmsTV.com is a British literary criticism site operated by Andrew Bruce and Paul Rance, the latter of whom I e-met at Associated Content. The site sells these products of creative talent and posts biographies, bibliographies, discographies, etc. 

Because it's been set up more as a commercial web site than as a blog, new posts often fail to show up properly in my blog feed.

Paul Rance is the author of several books published in the UK: Made in Luton, Being St Francis, From Ecocide to Eden and more. These books are of course featured at the site, along with a lively mix of obscure new books and classics--Richard Adams, Jane Austen, Lewis Carroll, Graham Greene, Edward Lear, C.S. Lewis, Wilfred Owen, Anna Sewell...Not all books featured at the site are by British authors but all are available in the UK. 

As a booksellers' site BooksMusicFilmsTV shows a more cautious approach than this web site's "Oh well I bought or inherited this book so let's post something about it and see who, if anyone, wants it." Books seem to have been selected for their enduring popularity. This makes a book site more profitable, and it's nice to observe that BooksMusicFilmsTV has enough traffic to attract nice arts-related ads rather than random, obnoxious Google, Wordpress, Taboola or similar selections of ads.

(This web site, too, could have nice tasteful links to pages that opened into big-picture ads for new books and records, if authors and musicians were paying for them. Just saying.) 

Music has also been carefully selected for popularity, though here the classics include the Beatles, David Bowie, Kate Bush, Coldplay, The Doors, Green Day, Pink Floyd, Queen, and 10cc. You can play an opening selection from Paul Rance's rock music quiz book. 

Featured film stars include Julie Andrews, Richard Attenborough, Brigitte Bardot, Halle Berry, Richard Burton, and on through Peter Ustinov and Reese Witherspoon. You might not like all of their favorites (I'm surprised that anyone still has the fortitude to claim Woody Allen as a favorite, though he was certainly funny) and might miss some of your own favorites, but there's sure to be some overlap. Or you could browse by film titles, which incline toward the family-friendly but range from Babe and Bambi to The Matrix and Moulin Rouge.

TV is probably the category in which US and UK lists diverge most but, if you enjoy television, this is a good site for brushing up knowledge of TV in the country where you don't live. 

In a brief review of "Frasier" Paul Rance writes that "Americans struggle to grasp...that there are more accents in England than posh and Cockney!" Most of us, I think, haven't listened attentively enough to notice that e.g. the Beatles' Liverpool accent was different from Cockney, while C.S. Lewis's accent, as recorded, was quite different from standard BBC (which I imagine must be what he's calling "posh") and surely more upscale (Lewis was a real English teacher, while the BBC is a commercial company). Then again I don't imagine that most British people have a clue how different the various "Southern" US accents sound from one another, to me...

Wednesday, February 11, 2026

Favorite Song Lyrics

This week's Long & Short Reviews prompt asked reviewers to share some favorite song lyrics.

I have only two or three hundred favorite songs. Some reviewers limited themselves to recent songs, to make the decision more of a challenge. Despite e-friends' educating me over the last few years I don't remember the lyrics to many recent songs. 

Where do I start? The ones that have been favorites longest? Include religious songs, or not? Yes, I think this post needs to include a few religious songs. I think we can do without Teen Romance and stick to songs about topics that are more inclusive.

I like some songs because they don't make any sense. I don't think that's what the prompt was about, though. I think I'll exclude nonsense songs from this prompt, too.

"'Mid pleasures and palaces though we may roam,
Be it ever so humble, there's no place like home."

(I first heard it on a record when I was about four years old, learned all the words and how to play it on the piano in grade four. The digital recording is, of course, new to me too...


"I love thy rocks and rills,
Thy woods and templed hills--
My heart with rapture thrills...
Long may our land be bright
With freedom's holy light.
Protect us by Thy might,
Great God our King."

(One of the songs Miss Music taught us in grade one. Digital recording:


"Blest with victory and peace, may the Heaven-rescued land
Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation.
Then conquer we must when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto: "In God is our trust";
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave."

("All four verses are right here in the Girl Scout Handbook. Learn all of them," Mother said. I was eight years old. Most digital recordings don't include all the verses, but in this video an elderly veteran gets all of the words and most of the notes right in the fourth verse--the happy ending, my favorite verse.


"Home, where the river runs gold,
The water tastes good, the winter's not cold;
Home, where the trees grow tall,
The home fires burn, the whippoorwills call."

(In the video version Jim Reeves sings a different last line than he sang on the record...


"Standing by a purpose true, heeding God's command,
Honor them, the faithful few: all hail to Daniel's band!
Dare to be like Daniel! Dare to stand alone!
Dare to have a purpose firm, and dare to make it known!"

(I've never heard anyone sing this children's Sunday School song so solemnly before, but I will admit their harmonies are lovely.


"Joyful, joyful we adore Thee, God of glory, Lord of love;
Hearts unfold like flowers before Thee, opening to the sun above."

(Hmm. I like it better as a church hymn than as a performance piece, but this is the song.


"If you love Me true, My commandments keep.
Feed My lambs, He said, feed My sheep."

(Google finds lots of videos for songs that contain similar words, but not this one.)

"Stony the road we trod,
Weary the chastening rod
Felt in the days when hope unborn had died;
Yet, with a steady beat,
Have not our weary feet
Come to the land for which our fathers sighed?"

(The writers of this song did not intend it to be used in a divisive way. They wrote it for a Black school choir to sing on a celebration of President Lincoln's birthday, but rejoiced when it was sung by other people on other occasions. They didn't mind when the NAACP said it could be a "(Black American) national anthem." I doubt that they would have minded knowing that it's been sung after many successful protests, most definitely including those for school choice in Virginia. Black Americans have some right to feel especially proud of this song since it was written by and for members of their demographic group. Perhaps only those who believe that the Emancipation Proclamation and the Civil Rights Act were good things should sing it...but that includes just about everybody.) 


"Making a mess may be all right, and quite a sight to see,
But please be quite sure, before you mess things up,
That you can clean up your mess before it messes up me!"

(I never saw the skit on television; I learned the song from a "Sesame Street Songbook," much later.


"Ill is the weather that bringeth no gain,
Nor helpeth good hearts in need."

(Google can't find a digital recording for this one. Too bad. Anyway, this song has been a favorite since I was fifteen or so, and that makes ten.)

Web Log for 2.10.26

One link.

Books 

Kathryn Stockett is doing an oldfashioned book tour with The Calamity Club. They apparently have her booked for book parties in Columbia, South Carolina, and/or Clarksville, Tennessee, at the Books-a-Million at 7 p.m. They're selling tickets. No doubt they'll also be selling The Calamity Club and the previous novel, The Help, to which it's a sequel. Confirm that she's coming to Clarksville if you're local, find out where else she'll be signing books if you're not, and get your tickets at:


As a guess, somebody at that site will even help you buy the books in advance so you can ask questions about them at the party, if you enjoy doing that. Reading the books now would give a person insight into whether to buy a copy for everyone you know, or only one or two bookish friends, at the book party. 

Petfinder Post: Something About That Doberman

(Something feels funny this morning. What could it be? Oh, normal weather! How peculiar it feels! The ice melted away yesterday! This web site no longer has to be on a snow schedule...but I am still running on a snow schedule. I have received an advance reader's copy of a well researched book about the early life of Martin Luther King. It was not easy to put down and distracted me from most of the other things I had to do yesterday, except for going out to enjoy the thaw with all three cats for an hour or two. You'll want to read it in May when it's expected to be in the stores.)

The prestigious Westminster dog show, staged in New York's Madison Square Gardens, is open to Canadian dog trainers as well as US ones. So wouldn't you just know, some Canadian came in and won Best of Show...with a Doberman Pinscher.

In the mid-twentieth century Dobermans were popular as house pets  They are good-sized dogs with an alert look, slim build, short coat, usually stubby tail, an attractive black-and-tan color pattern, and a willingness to be...unlike the hounds who may prefer just to bark and howl and help humans chase down the prey, the pointers who prefer to stand still and point it out, or the retrievers who like to dive in cold muddy water and carry prey out to humans...the dog who actually bites and kills the prey. They are smart, brave dogs who can be trained to do lots of different things. People who live with Dobermans say they're great pets if handled properly. 

They are, however, easy to ruin, and big enough to be dangerous if not handled properly. They are sometimes said to be the breed most willing to detain a burglar, if you want to see the police haul him away, or if you're one of those people whose policy toward burglars is "I don't call the police until they beg." Some people like to have a bit of sadistic fun with a burglar and, for that purpose, they say Dobermans are a great help. They like having an excuse to be aggressive. So, sometimes Dobermans decide to be aggressive toward their own humans, too. When they were popular pets they were the breed most often mentioned in cases where people went to hospitals for treatment for bites inflicted by their own family pets.

Most of the pet Dobermans kept in the mid-twentieth century never even threatened to bite their humans but enough of them did that the breed became very unpopular as a house pet, very fast. Liability insurance for Doberman families became expensive. Landlords banned them. Neighbors looked askance at Doberman families. Suddenly pet stores didn't offer Doberman puppies for sale any more...

Actually, where I live, competition from the evil HSUS stopped pet stores offering any puppies for sale, a few years after they stopped offering Dobermans. As long as pet stores actually sold cats and dogs, you could rescue an animal from being euthanized for, usually, ten dollars. When the pet stores had been bullied and undersold, in combination, long enough to remove the kennel space (and, for a lot of kids I knew, the fun of visiting the pet stores), then suddenly the shelter operators discovered that low "adoption fees" attracted people who weren't really offering animals loving homes, so the only humane thing to do was raise prices so that people wouldn't use shelter pets in medical experiments.

Fun fact: people still do use shelter animals in medical experiments. They still buy batches of unwanted dogs and cats from shelters that euthanize them. They can even custom-mix orders from different shelters to get a few hundred animals of the same type, all at once, like Fauci and his beagles. But not before the shelters have spent a few months telling people that they're so concerned about the animals' well-being that they just can't part with some unwanted mixed-breed dog for anything less than the full market value of a pedigreed specimen of the breed the dog most resembles...

This web site does, of course, recommend that people rescue shelter animals rather than encouraging commercial breeders to think they can make more money by pushing more animals to breed faster, which was typical Waste Age thinking and very hard on the animals. However, if shelter operators are genuinely concerned about the animals' fate, they'll eliminate salaried employees and keep the cost of a shelter pet down to...oh, adjusted for inflation, say twenty-five dollars. 

Anyway. Should you adopt a Doberman Pinscher? They can certainly be clever, handsome, and even affectionate pets. If you've had successful experiences with other large, energetic, intelligent, and sometimes aggressive types of dogs, e.g. police dogs...Dobermans are among the smaller breeds used in police work. 

If you've not, you might want to begin with a more easy-going kind of large, energetic, intelligent, and usually peaceable type of dog, like an Australian Shepherd, collie, or retriever. They'll bite, too, if treated badly enough--even a canary will do that--but they're more likely to run away, first. 

If you already live with animals, and you're starting to avoid these Petfinder posts because you can't adopt the animals shown here...another option is sponsoring the animal for someone else to adopt. You can choose whether to trust the shelter on this, or sponsor the animal's adoption by some specific person you know. Petfinder's site revisions include making the "sponsor this animal" button easy to find. It found a home for Kevin McAllister Cat; perhaps it will find a home for one of the winners of this week's photo contest.

I think today's post really ought to offer three categories: cats, Dobermans, and Medium-to-Large Dogs That Are More Insurable Than Dobermans.

Zipcode 10101: Tom Kitten 


He's just a typical frisky kitten who plays, eats, and sleeps. He needs a playmate and, if you don't have kittens, they recommend you adopt his "equally adorable" sisters, Miss Moppet and Miss Mittens. Well, one of them, anyway, though two would be even more fun as far as tge kittens are concerned. 

Carmilla from Texas via NYC 


(No, that's not a misspelling of the Queen Consort's name. "Carmilla" is a separate name with its own history, though it's not been much used by humans since the early nineteenth century, when it was the name given to a fictional vampire.)

Found as a stray near the airport, Carmilla has been living in the country. They don't know how well she gets along with cats but do know she behaves well around horses and chickens. She has a Doberman look and a cheerful resilient temperament. She has run up a vet bill; the transportation bill depends partly on you. She can be transported by drivers heading for the upper Midwest or Pacific Northwest as well as the East Coast. 

Rezzie from South Carolina via NYC  


Nobody really knows which breeds went into this adorable short-legged street mutt. They think she might be more Australian Shepherd than anything else, going by her pretty face and bouncy energy. She can join a weekly car pool going up the East Coast; if you're not on the coast, you may need to go to South Carolina to meet her.

Zipcode 20202: Reese from DC


She had kittens while living on the street. All the kittens have been adopted by now and, as so often happens, the mother cat's still languishing in the shelter, spayed and no doubt feeling that her life is as empty and useless as her body. If you can show her that life has more to offer than the life-and-death drama of dodging cars to search for food, she is probably an excellent cat for you. 

Commander from Silver Spring


This is a unique mix of dog breeds. They know he's part Doberman, part Black and Tan Coon Hound, and part something bigger--possibly unicorn. He weighs 75 pounds. He's a young, exuberant, affectionate dog who's not had a lot of formal education. He likes to hug people; he likes children but may accidentally knock them down. He is not very nice to cats. He has a full-sized tail and they warn that, although he might do well in an apartment, he'd be likely to destroy bric-a-brac. They say he's just a big goofy bundle of fun.

Maple and/or Mixy from Alexandria 


Mixy is the one with the mix of three colors. The sisters have much in common. Friendly, clever, fun to live with, they have lots of energy and need mental stimulation to behave well. They will love running and playing with you. Actually, they might be good pets for a family with two energetic middle school children. Like all Australian Shepherds they need a big yard, frequent walks, and some sort of job to occupy their active minds. 

Zipcode 30303: The Three Bears from Alto


This social cat family was probably found in Massachusetts but they've been in a foster home in Georgia this winter. We know they're social cats because the parents were still together even when the kitten was big enough to be on her own. Papa Bear, the tabby in the middle of the photo, is said to be the snugglebunny in the family. Mama Bear seems to be a bit older, doesn't like to be picked up but likes a friendly scritch now and then. Baby Bear is still a kitten who likes to play. 

Twix from Douglasville 


Twix has a problem. Though otherwise a nice dog who loves to play and be petted and has learned several commands, she wants to eat just about anything she sees, might even fight over food someone else is eating, and has nearly died from eating things that weren't food. Her life depends on her being restrained from eating any more inappropriate objects at all times. This might be seen as negating the point of living with a Doberman. What kind of burglar is going to be scared off by a muzzled watchdog? If you believe that animals shouldn't have to do anything for their humans beyond just keeping us company, Twix might appeal to you. She should not be around young children.

Luna from Cumming 


Luna travels with Sunny. The puppies were born a month apart; neither is a full year old yet. She's an Australian Shepherd; he's a Golden Retriever. Both breeds are stereotypically lovable, goofy, fun-loving dogs for people who like lots of brisk walks and can think of something for the more intelligent Aussie to do with her equally energetic mind. (Retrievers seem to get by without any responsibilities.) They're used to living outdoors and have enough fur to survive frosty nights outdoors, but they will need a big yard with a high fence. 

Book Review: Out of Practice

Title: Out of Practice

Author: Piper Finley

Date: 2025

Publisher: House of King

Quote: "Well, if anyone can spot early recovery signs, it's you."

Emma is a physical therapist who thinks outside the "box" both of hospital practice and of her stuffy boyfriend's social expectations. 

Although it was marketed as a romance, this "prequel" to a series of romances is actually what I used to call an anti-romance, and wish there were more of. "Book boyfriends" are usually about as believable, or not, as their "book girlfriends," but the whole idea that physical attractions always lead to happily-ever-after is not believable. Don't any of these women, I used to think after reading a few of what used to present themselves as novels "with a love interest" and read like romances, ever notice that even men who look attractive aren't necessarily all that we ever wanted in life? Where are the stories about the relationships that don't have to lack good will, but are not and will never be True Love? Publishers used to allow women to be rescued from marrying Mr. Wrong only by meeting Mr. Right, and romance publishers, especially, didn't make a clear difference between the two.

So, Out of Practice ends with a promise that Emma is going to meet Mr. Right in the first full-sized novel in the series; what happens in this mini-book is that she recognizes that the co-worker she's been claiming as a boyfriend is not someone she wants to marry. Hospital protocols are too narrow to work for some of her patients, and his family, although apparently a good family, are too image-conscious to offer much hope that living with them will be fun. 

As a woman who likes to read what other women really think about life and relationships, I liked this novel. Women who like to read romance novels as a marital aid may want to skip ahead to the full-length book about Emma and the man she will decide to marry.

Tuesday, February 10, 2026

Web Log for 2.9.26

Just two quick links...

Education 

He's doing it for the wrong reasons but, if children really are "gifted and talented," bleep are they doing in public schools anyway?


Marketing 

Funnily enough this highly skewed definition of "favorite stores" really rates stores based on their having features nobody I personally know even wants.

Shiny-New Book Review: Grumpy Contractor Next Door

Title: Grumpy Contractor Next Door

Author: Josie Frost

Date: February 10, 2026

Quote: "That answer is somehow worse than grumpy. It's careful."

Was it the popularity of Grumpy Cat (said to be a mellow animal with grumpy-looking spots on its face) that made "grumpy" into what Harlequin calls a hook? 

Hooks are the elements in romance novels that attract certain readers: cowboys or European aristocrats, country inns or bookstores or bakeries, Texas or a Greek island or a New England village. "Grumpy" is definitely a hook featured in the titles of many romances these days, but more often than not it doesn't mean grumpy. Often it means quiet, calm, thinking before the character acts.

That's why a set of romance readers deeply love the "grumpy" characters, I'm sure. I don't think it's a good thing. I think "grumpy" ought to mean grumpy, actively discontented, intentionally discouraging, quick to anger, the sort of sore-headed personality that can be considered attractive only when it's the way very immature people react to the anxiety of feeling that they like someone more than the person likes them. I also think that the consummation of a "grumpy" romance ought to be that the character stops saying he hates all girls, or agrees to go to the prom. Characters who really are grumpy have, at best, a long way to go toward being fit for anyone to wed or even bed.

Fortunately Grumpy Contractor Next Door is one of those novels where neither of the characters is grumpy at all. Both are quiet. They're quiet because they're serious people who don't want to rush into relationships--the sort of steady, responsible, reliable introverts so many readers would love to meet. 

Less fortunately, they see themselves through that awful extrovert lens that makes so many introverts feel that we're supposed to be grumpier or more panic-prone, or something, than we really are. It does not take some terrible trauma to make nice people quiet, serious, and responsible. 

In this novel Jack and Lily have left the same city, and come to the same small town to make a fresh start, because each of them had a terrible trauma on their "big career-type" jobs. Neither is in any hurry to tell the reader what the jobs were but, when they do, their confessions to each other will give them opportunities to impress each other. Meanwhile she manages the town's inn and he does the town's handyman work, and it's hard for them to believe how well liked they are. He's decided to stay in Willow Harbor first; he wants to make sure she's decided to stay, for her own reasons, before making any commitment to become another reason for her to stay.

It's a sweet romance about lovable characters so you know how it will end. The question is whether the conversations work for you. They work for me. We may still be a few years away from admitting, as a society, that people like Jack and Lily take their time getting acquainted because they want to take their time, but at least their terrible trauma is easily resolved and they stay quiet, serious, and responsible even through the happy ending of the book.

Monday, February 9, 2026

Web Log for 2.8.26

This should have gone live yesterday, but apparently didn't...

One link...I didn't do much surfing this weekend.

Animals 

Wild eagles!

Book Review: Hack Escape

Title: Hack Escape

Author: Al Shield

Date: 2020

Quote: "During the last few minutes of the recording process the line had suddenly gone from flat to near the top of the scale. Not in a gradual climb either but an instant jump as if someone had flicked a switch and brought the brain activity back to just how it was before this ‘Hack’ had been blasted to pieces.

Al Shield. Hack Escape - Al Shield (Kindle Locations 169-171). Kindle Edition. " 

This "prequel" is not about hacking. It's about a soldier, brain-dead or close to it, who was supposed to have been revived as a sort of fighter robot but suddenly recovered his own real brain. Hack doesn't fancy being trans-humanized any further, after a few special fighting capabilities had been added, so he takes off on his own. There will be three more volumes of kill-or-be-killed adventures.

Not my cup of tea but, for those who find this kind of thing actually helps them relax, in the way that stretching does for muscles, here is some of it. The "prequel" is meant to introduce the characters and their situation so that you can decide whether you want the three full-length novels.

Butterfly of the Week: Dancing Swordtail

Graphium polistratus is also called the Dancing Swordtail. It is found in Africa, in some of the same places as Graphium policenes; it flits through warm, damp forests in Congo, Kenya, Malawi, Mozambique, Nigeria, and Tanzania. This species is relatively easy to distinguish from G. policenes because the pale stripes on its wings are narrower.


Photo by Titi-Uu, Kenya, December 2024. These butterflies are seldom photographed; the individuals that have been photographed were almost all males sipping water from puddles. 


Photo by Wildnothos, Kenya, December 2015. As with other Graphiums, the pale color can appear azure blue, pale blue, greenish, white, or yellowish depending on the light. 


Photo by Liamragan, Kenya, June 2019. Upper wing surfaces seem to be most easily seen on museum specimens.

However, two splendid clear photos of a female, one with her upper wings spread out and one with her wings pulled together above her, can be found in 


This issue of the magazine features life histories and photos of several African Graphium species. The photo essay also includes polistratus caterpillars and pupae.

There's also a nice clear photo of polistratus with its wings spread on page 87 of this PDF:


Polistratus, or Polystratus or Polustratos, was the name of more than one person in ancient Greek literature. One Polystratus, possibly related to or the same person as Sostratus, was an army buddy of Heracles; when he was killed in battle, Heracles cut his hair short as a show of mourning. A better documented Polystratus was an Epicurean philosopher, perhaps best known for a speech or article about the irrationality of the philosophers of a different school. The name means "many armies."

The butterfly species has also been called sisenna, after a Roman historian.

At one time some butterflies with slight consistent differences in their spots, generally similar to polistratus, were classified as Papilio richelmanni. This type of butterfly is now regarded as a subspecies of Graphiun polistratus

Each adult butterfly has about two weeks to fly. Eggs and young develop fast in warm weather and, since they live in places where the weather is always warm, they are believed to breed throughout the year, so that there is always a Graphium polistratus flying somewhere. 

However, the females, especially, spend most of their time in forests where they look like shadows and are seldom observed by humans. Like other Graphiums they spend a lot of time selecting tender young leaves or leaf buds on which to place each little round bead of an egg. 

As the species depend on trees for food and shelter, their presence is sometimes seen as a good sign of a healthy forest. They are also sometimes reared for sale to collectors. At the Nambiga forest preserve in Tanzania and at others, these butterflies may help local farmers reconcile themselves to their new neighbors' strange (to them) insistence on preserving the lives of animals, such as elephants, that sometimes damage crops.

Caterpillars live on small trees in the family Annonaceae, in the genera Annona and Uvaria. As with other Graphium species, people may fear that the caterpillars will kill their trees, but in fact, as true symbionts, they almost never harm their hosts. In fact, the adult butterflies pollinate these trees and help keep the species alive. 

Caterpillars have a family resemblance to other Graphiums, and the life cycle seems to be similar to Graphium policenes. Little seems to have been published online about the life cycle of this species.

Sunday, February 8, 2026

Book Review: A Marine's Promise

Title: A Marine's Promise

Author: Autumn Grace

Date: 2025

Quote: "You're the one Nate mentioned in the will."

The late Nate, a Marine, willed the care of his farm, including his widow and six-year-old son, to his buddy Luke. Luke is willing to live in a "guest house" and work on the farm as if he were a mere employee, so we know he deserves Emily's respect--even admiration. But can she love another man so soon after losing Nate's?

It's a romance. Of course she can. Unless someone brings back the "tragic romance" genre, there'll never be any suspense about a romance. The question is whether readers can believe that the characters' relationship could lead to a happy ending in real life. I think this short e-book moves a little faster than True Love, but Grace certainly delivers characters who are sympathetic enough that readers want them to live happily ever after.

Friday, February 6, 2026

Book Review: Charts and Clues

Title: Charts and Clues

Author: Widdy Thorne

Date: 2025

Publisher: Clever Finch

Quote: "Aunt Estella had...taught her to listen to the trees and believe that healing isn't always found in medicine."

So Isabel's glad to inherit her aunt's cabin and clinic in a small mountain town. But someone doesn't want her there. Someone didn't want her aunt there. Someone doesn't want her aunt's old friend the pharmacist there...and he dies after taking a pill that her aunt seems to have prescribed! Is Isabel absolutely sure her aunt died of natural causes? Can she solve the mystery before the murderer goes from threats to violence?

This short e-book seems to move faster than the pace of small town life, to me, but it's a satisfactory mystery with clues, red herrings, and a logical solution.  

Web Log for 2.5.26

Health News 

Pathetic. Even with this weakening clause, the vote to ban paraquat in Virginia wasn't unanimous. Dealers have to be able to sell, and buyers use up, their remaining supplies! We can't just collect this stuff and dispose of it as the toxic waste it is! Honestly, the people who drag their feet on these badly needed bans deserve Parkinson's Disease.


Marketing

Sex sells...sex. At least, to those who are in the mood. Sex distracts attention from what sex is being used to sell. So when advertisements show an underdressed young woman standing beside a car, most of the women who see the ad turn away since, most of the time, we're not in heat. Most of the men do think about young women. And they forget all about the car. 



Morgan Griffith on Energy Regulations

Editorial comment: This is all very well put, but what I want to know is that any new energy regulations will require APCo, PEPCo, and Dominion to be paying all willing customers for solar energy we collect for them before they can even propose any nuclear power plants. 

From U.S. Representative Morgan Griffith, R-Va-9:

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A cornerstone of American power and success is predicated on our manufacturing might.

As factories transition in the 21st century, new technological innovations boost American industry and support more efficient and productive manufacturing activity.

For example, new technologies could help coal plants burn coal cleaner with reduced emissions.

Accordingly, many domestic manufacturers are interested in seizing the moment by adopting 21st century innovations.

However, many manufacturers from furniture makers to steel manufacturers seek to make efficiency modifications or improvements to their facilities and plants. And yet, they often refrain from doing so.

This is because of something called New Source Review (NSR).

NSR regulations fall under the Clean Air Act.

Once triggered, the NSR process can jeopardize the air permit for the entire manufacturing facility.

Accordingly, a plant could be put out of business, even though the efficiency upgrades would result in a net reduction in plant emissions!

One example that I frequently cite is the Vaughan-Bassett Furniture manufacturing plant in Galax. 

When I have toured the plant, I have viewed the plant’s production process and the work of its craftsmen.

This facility possesses what I call the “long conveyor belt to nowhere.”

It was clear that this “conveyor belt to nowhere” did not serve a meaningful purpose. At the very least, it made the production process less efficient.

To most people, it would make sense to rearrange this feature and save production time on every piece of furniture manufactured there.

However, lawyers for Vaughan-Basset advised the factory that removing any part of the conveyor belt system could possibly trigger an NSR analysis, thus threatening the entire facility’s air permit and thus the legal ability of the plant to operate.

Accordingly, they do not touch the “conveyor belt to nowhere.”

You may ask, “why should I care?”

And the answer is this.

Vaughan-Bassett is an American manufacturer. It competes with Asian furniture manufacturers.

Every second, every minute that is added to the process reduces the efficiency of the manufacturer and adds costs to the production.

We will never beat the Asian countries on wages. Nor should we.

But we can be more efficient. NSR in many cases prevents us from being more efficient and more competitive in the marketplace.

These NSR issues pose challenges to manufacturers in Virginia’s Ninth District and across the country.

Accordingly, for multiple Congresses, I introduced legislation to correct this misguided practice to deliver clarity for American manufacturers and promote plant efficiency improvements. 

This year, my New Source Review Permitting Improvement Act was considered by the House Committee on Energy Commerce, on which I serve.

During remarks on my NSR reform bill, I highlighted that numerous industry groups and labor unions support my bill. That includes the United Mine Workers of America, the National Mining Association and the U.S. Chamber of Commerce.

As debate occurred on my NSR reform bill, Committee Democrats introduced several amendments.

One such introduced amendment happened to unintentionally target Appalachian communities!

The Democratic amendment proposed that my reform bill could not apply to any facility or plant that uses any electricity generated from coal.

Therefore, under the Democrats’ amendment, any coal plant that generates electricity or any facility that uses coal-generated electricity would likely not be able to make efficiency upgrades!

There wasn’t even a limit. It was a blanket application to all facilities with coal-generated electricity, regardless if the facility needs 90% of its electricity generated from coal or 1%.

Therefore, our manufacturing plants would be barred from using the reforms to improve their facilities!

I raised my objections to the proposed amendment during the hearing.

I specifically outlined the threat that such an idea would pose to Virginia’s Ninth District and central Appalachian communities at large.

Facilities in our region rely on coal for electricity purposes and industrial processes. By handicapping our manufacturers in the Ninth District, our factories would lose business and we would lose jobs.

The consequences could be devastating for our communities.

Luckily, we defeated the Democrats’ amendment and my bill was reported favorably by the Committee.

However, this episode illustrates just how out of touch DC Democrats are on energy policy and exposes their radical zeal to eradicate coal from our energy mix.

If DC-style Democrats get their way, we will see even higher costs on our electric bills and less reliability.

I will continue fighting against anti-coal policies and promoting commonsense energy policy to ensure we have the backs of American manufacturing workers.

If you have questions, concerns, or comments, feel free to contact my office.  You can call my Abingdon office at 276-525-1405 or my Christiansburg office at 540-381-5671. To reach my office via email, please visit my website at https://morgangriffith.house.gov/

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