Friday, April 26, 2024

Bonus Post: Conflict

We affirm that God is One;
In some Pagans' "creed outworn"
It seemed plain that God was Two
Sons (who had a Mother, too),
And they quarrelled in the daytime, and they quarrelled in the night,
Till at last their quarrels grew into a bitter bloody fight,
And the outcome of their quarrel was the turning of the light
Towards summer with its green or towards winter with its white.

Summer and sunshine exist,
And winter, cold antagonist.
Abraham directed eyes
To where Truth above both lies;
As they quarrel through the autumn, as they quarrel through the spring,
Farther far they dwell beneath than any beggar any king
In relation to That Which is above and beyond each thing.
Conflict below, and unity above, we see and sing.

But a narrow road we walk,
And how easily our talk,
Missing ditch on left, at night,
Runs us into cliff on right.
For though unity's beyond, a thing is not another thing,
And indeed it may be better, or may be worse, see and sing!
Talk of unity need not provoke us common sense to fling
Away; we still feel winter's blast, and still prefer the spring.

 

Web Log for 4.24-25.24

I wasn't online for most of Wednesday, and when I came online, this time it was Google STEALING the paid computer time. We need a law about this. We need back payments. Gentle Readers, if you're online from a privately owned computer and/or a privately owned Internet service account, I seriously recommend you start keeping a log of all the time you lose to "updates" and browser glitches. Someone--possibly you--is paying for 24/7 access to the Internet. If yours is blocked by some arrogant corporation's "need" to "update' the spyware you never actually told them to run, they owe you money

Etiquette

Can the swastika be saved? Many cultures have seen it as an innocent symbol of symmetry, balance, good luck, the wheel of time, yada yada...I think it's too soon. As long as people who remember the 1940s are alive, the swastika will be a symbol of The Enemy. In the year 2045 swastikas may start to be cool again.

Gardening

UK edition of the general idea of working with, not against, nature in a garden. Chemical-based "high-input, high-yield" methods are unsustainable and don't even produce food fit to eat. Natural is the way to go. I've not heard that US hoverflies are so helpful in a garden--other lifeforms pollinate our strawberries--but our hoverflies are certainly less harmful than chemical sprays. (Local readers know local hoverflies as "news bees" because they hover a foot or two away from you, buzzing, as if "telling the news." Some find their inanity amusing.)


Glyphosate Awareness

FOR US CITIZENS ONLY...Chemical company lobbyists are trying to sneak protection for Bayer, and if possible for other corporations that produce poisonous "pesticides," into various agriculture-related bills pending in Congress. I've been notified about US HR 4288:


and HR 4417:


There will be others next year. The strategy is to claim that Bayer provided adequate warning about glyphosate's role in cancer, which Bayer is still actively denying the existence of while trying to censor any discussion of the issue online. I've linked to the lists of co-sponsors so you can see whether you need to call your people in Washington about this. If not, go to this useful page to find a form letter you can customize--the text varies depending on your State.


INTERNATIONAL READERS: It's considered cheating even for us to write to other US citizens' congressmen! Representing their own constituents is supposed to take the full attention of each Senator and Representative, so we hardly even know the ones who don't represent us. Please support your own campaigns, in your own country, your own way.

Green

Synecdoche: the problem in a nutshell:


Politics

Well for one thing the out-of-touch, limo-lefty D party bosses keep handing Kennedy all the lines...


But actually that's only one of Biden's real problems. Another one, a big one, is that he's done nothing about glyphosate. Another one is that he's done nothing about censorship. Another one is that he's done nothing about the "transhumanist" and globalist messes. That brings up the one about there having been a time when the meaning of "Democrat" could include "a decent, reasonably intelligent American who identifies with the less wealthy, opposes war, and thinks about the concerns of the young; e.g. Jimmy Carter, John F. Kennedy, or Rick Boucher," and a lot of nice people used to vote for Democrats. For at least twenty years now those people have not had anybody to vote for, and now they have Kennedy. 

Mr. President. Please. With all due respect. Your presidential administration is dead. Please go home now. 

Psychology 

For those who consider themselves "depressed"...


This web site claims fair use of Stephan Pastis' cartoon, which this web site, we should mention, has loved for a long time. I've carried around clipped "Pearls" to show to people since 2002. 

Virginia History

Some whiny misfit was whining on Reddit about living near an historic battlefield that attracts tourists. Tourism being a big part of the town's economy, the battlefield is advertised with great big battle flags, and ooohhh, it hurts per widdle fee-wings. Honeychild. Have you never heard the saying "Shut up before you get something to whine about"? Y'might try moving to a big city up North where real racism is undead and virulent. (In Baltimore, does the response to an emergency call still include "Is the patient Black or White?")

Now, if this person had wanted to reenact a battle and been told "You can't, because you're not a White man," I would have a problem with that. It would be petty and mean-spirited, and also it would be un-historical. Both armies in the Civil War were officially made up of White men, with the exception of a few special "Colored Regiments" on the Union side and Watie's Cherokee army on the Confederate side. Nevertheless, both armies were desperate enough that volunteers of both sexes and all colors are known to have fought on both sides. 

And why were Black people Confederates? That'd be a good topic for a book. ("Think of how stupid the average human is, and then remember that half of them are more stupid even than that..."--it was a  stupid war.) In general terms, some were taken to war as property, as horses were, and donated to the Cause; some were promised freedom; some wanted to defend their homes and families, as did White men who didn't own slaves. Confederate Army policy did not arm Black or female volunteers, and Union Army policy armed only a small minority of Black volunteers. That suited some of them who wanted to help their Cause in other ways--scouting, spying, nursing. But several volunteers armed themselves--as did most regular soldiers.

We can't change history but we can learn from it. I don't like the fact that women couldn't vote, let alone couldn't vote for one another, before the War...but I like learning about the ways women got around that and other forms of discrimination, and did what they wanted to do with their lives. I'm guessing that the whiny misfit is Black. I'd like to see that person do some research about the ways Black people coped with prejudice and discrimination in the 1860s. 

Am I saying that the cure for feeling hurt by the facts of history is more history, digging up more empowering facts? Why yes, I believe I am. Try it.

In the same general category, some readers may be interested in Ellis Elliott's free-verse portrait of a Union soldier on the Virginia-Kentucky border:


Zazzle

Zazzle recommends name plates as end-of-term gifts for teachers, so they're on sale now (in order to be delivered in the first week of May). They also, of course, make any-time gifts for anyone who works at a desk. 


I didn't even know they made printable name plates with built-in, working clocks...


...so there needs to be one with a "Save the Butterflies" motif...


Zazzle has also introduced jean jackets, in women's sizes only.


Someone else designed this one using the same method I use.


Does everyone already know how Zazzle works? People put our own designs up for other people to buy, but you are your own designer. If you want to support the campaign to protect Monarch butterfly habitat but want a different image, you can pop one in. If you don't like the way the person's name looks in the Dellarobbia font, which is the "Save the Butterflies" trademark font because of the butterfly-watching character Dellarobbia in Flight Behavior, you can change the font, and the colors, and whatever else you want to change. As long as you're "customizing" an object displayed as part of the Save the Butterflies Collection, profits will go to the cause. And Zazzle's "commissions" (when customers use links people have posted to buy other people's designs) are higher than their "royalties" (when customers use links people have posted to buy those people's own designs), so if you are a fellow Zazzler and want me to promote your stuff, please send links to your pages...and, of course, promote my stuff for your own profit, heh-heh! 

Book Review: The Hanging Tree

Title: The Hanging Tree

Author: Joseph J. Dowling

Date: 2023

Publisher: Littlest Hobo

ISBN: 978-1-7394035-2-2

Quote: "We've got three bodies. Hope you haven't eaten breakfast yet."

If this tale of gory horror has any redeeming social value, it's to help readers feel sorry for police detectives. What Detectives Staley and Cornell see is enough to drive Staley insane. Watching Staley's mind go is what does it for Cornell.

In real life, homicide-suicides may babble about some person or persons "making" them do what they do, or about philosophical, political, or religious motives, or (more often) about revenge for what they claim has been done to them, but (unlike ordinary murderers) they nearly always act under the influence of certain kinds of drugs. Some of those drugs happen to have become popular psychiatric medications since the 1980s. 

In this piece of fiction, they're acting under the influence of an evil spirit that seems to present itself in relation to a woman hanged for witchcraft by men the spirit seems to have possessed first. Local history reveals that people who lived in Cooper House, or Cooper Hall (US house names aren't officially registered, so informants differ), came to gruesome ends. The story opens with Staley and Cornell finding a man who's cut up and mutilated his wife and children, then himself. He finishes killing himself in the hospital. But this time, it seems, the spirit can't wait for the house to be resold. Staley dreams about killing his wife and child, wakes up sleepwalking toward their bedrooms, and finally starts cutting them up, but Cornell finds them in time that their lives may be saved. To him it seems that the oak tree near the house, on which the accused witch was hanged, is the creepiest thing at the house.

Cornell's family have separated from him, on friendly terms. He knows where they live. He starts dreaming about killing them. He goes out to Cooper House to saw down the tree. But, if the tree embodies a demon that powerful, will it let him saw it down? On what terms, if it does?

This one is strictly a test of toughness for people who've led short, sheltered lives. If reality has given you better tests, and you've passed, why bother. If you feel a need for works of fiction that don't even try for terror or horror but are primarily about the gross-out, this fictional bloodbath may appeal to you. I think horror fiction should lay its ghosts to rest, but some serious fans of the genre don't agree.

Bad Poetry: The Death of Social Media?

"Anyone can talk to anyone,"
We said, when Twitter used to flourish.
"Each one decides what to welcome or to shun."
Such rules could nourish
Conversations lively, conversations lame,
Mere vulgarisms,
The comfort of greetings every day the same,
Loyalties or schisms,
Insults exchanged with giggles or with tears
By children learning
The rules of conversation with their peers,
Effect discerning,
And messages from distant friends,
Soldier or student,
Flirtations, or friendships, or quarrels, too,
Foolish or prudent.
People were free to be themselves,
And for a writer,
Hundreds of people being themselves--
What prospect's brighter?
Much could be learned of politics
By politicians;
Of marketing, and even public health,
By statisticians.

But censorship threw up its ugly head;
Foreigners, greedy
For profits gained from the worst kind of fraud,
Claimed they were needy
Of censorship to pamper feelings of 
Snowflakes so special
That they were hurt by any word or none
Of all things racial.
Now no one talks to anyone
On censored Twitter;
For only the corporations' speech,
Strident and bitter,
Has opportunities to reach
Those who would follow
Friends, kin, writers or politicians,
The deep, the shallow.
And corporate messages are nothing new;
With scorn, derision,
We note that we had heard them all before
On television.
The corporations pay to own the airwaves,
Drool on lips glistening;
How long before they notice that
Nobody's listening?

 

Thursday, April 25, 2024

Bill Busting 102: Cheap Hot Water

Every man can be his own plumber, and every woman can be hers, if they're willing to do the work. If you happen to own property that includes water rights to a natural spring, all you have to do is get some pipe, put one end in the spring, put a filter over that end to keep out sand, cover it while working, bury it deep enough that it won't freeze, and attach the other end to a faucet. Before opening the end of the pipe at the spring, set the faucet in place above the sink, tub, trough, whatever you want the water to run into, and set up a drain pipe to carry water away from the house. Ideally this pipe empties into a small pond a few yards above the spring branch, so that your used water does not drain into a stream others use. Give natural processes a chance to filter your germs, soap, dirt, etc., out of the water first. And, of course, as a regular reader of this web site, you already know that you don't want a water-flush toilet; spring water is for drinking and washing, only. Now your water needs are taken care of, if you have the use of a natural spring.

"Golly, that sounds easy if you say it fast. How do I..." I'm not going to try to explain the details here, because I don't have faith that I am that good a writer and because you probably need to comply with local regulations anyway. If you did not inherit a simple system that runs spring water through your home and learn how to maintain it from your elders, and you have not done enough plumbing work to know how much of what to put where, consult a local expert.

What if you don't have access to a spring? First of all, does everyone already know how to get cheap water?

The easy way is to live in a well-watered part of the world, where you can collect water from springs or during rain storms. Very little of this water will be fit to drink, but filtering and boiling are relatively cheap ways to make it as good as city tap water. Arguably it may be better if you get enough fluorine in your diet and don't want excessive fluoride from your water.

The more complicated way is to spread non-porous objects over the ground at night and collect water as water vapor in the air condenses on cooling. A sheet of black plastic will work. 

City water grids save enough time and labor that most people set a high priority on keeping their homes connected. If you can't afford to stay on the water grid, however, you can survive without it. 

To get the benefit of hot water for washing grease off dishes, hair, etc., you need a large glass or metal container for each person in the household, and a window or windows facing southwest. This will provide hot showers on warm sunny days, tepid water on wet or cold days, and cold but not frozen water on most (but not necessarily all) winter nights. Park the containers in front of the windows. Water can be drawn out from a simple tap, or connected to faucets and shower heads in the house, depending on what you need.

A basic renovation everyone can make that will save money, even while they're connected to the city water grid, is to think of the hot water tank as the first and probably the best of those water containers in your new solar water heating system. Brother Sun will save wear and tear on the electrical heating elements, or save gas, as willingly as he will heat the water in a plain container. The hot water tank that came with the house contains a thermostat that turns on the electricity or gas when the water temperature drops below a certain point. Placing the hot water tank in front of the southwest window drastically reduces the amount of non-solar energy you need to maintain the preferred temperature.

Heating water by solar power alone won't provide the sensory pleasure of a hot bath or shower when temperatures are below freezing. In order to give patients hydrotherapy treatments, nineteenth century practitioners used to heat water on a wood, coal, or kerosene stove. Someone would carry a gallon or two of hot water to the tub and pour it over the patient. The treatment worked for some people but it cost more than most Victorians considered reasonable, because of all the labor involved. 

More modern ways to heat water are barely past the experimental stage. Having a lot of people dependent on water, electrical, and gas grids is profitable for a lot of people and, if they can add the Internet as yet another grid into which everybody can be forced to pour monthly payments, many people would be even happier. This is not a sustainable plan for all those billions of surplus humans who, we're told, will be making every livable part of the world as crowded as New York City if we continue having babies and most of those babies continue to enjoy long healthy lives. No nation can afford to have its economy dependent on a vulnerable central grid. Each house and each office block needs to be what the grid owners call, with a shudder in their voice, an "energy island." But corporations aren't in any hurry to fund the development and commercial production of devices that take people off the grid. They are less concerned about how human lives will survive an emergency than about how they can suck in more revenues each month.

In theory, your solar collector and/or your exercise bike could store energy in a battery you could connect to a device in the wall behind the sink, or even in a faucet or shower head, over which water flows. When turned on, this device would use a small amount of electricity to heat up a heating element like the ones inside a conventional water heater. The water flowing out of the faucet could be heated to 140 degrees Fahrenheit if you wanted it to be. From time to time, since the 1960s, people have patented such devices and marketed them by direct mail to small groups of friends, or in "alternative" newspapers and magazines, but they're not likely to be in Wal-Mart for a few more years. 

If perfected the hand-held "hot water on demand" type of heater would have revolutionary effects. For one thing, it would remove all need for chemical herbicides: hot water is the perfect herbicide, reliably wilting the plants you don't want while promoting growth of the ones you do. 

Meanwhile...carrying buckets of hot water to warm a bathtub of water the sun has heated to about 50 degrees Fahrenheit, on a winter day, will at least rev up your metabolism and make a tepid tub comfortable.

Book Review: Rogue

Title: Rogue 

Author: Mike Winter

Date: 2017

Publisher: DN Publishing

Quote: "Hamilton talks you up, says you're the best young agent they've ever had. Maybe he's right, but make no mistake, son, this mission will make or break you."

In the world of espionage, where cold-blooded murder is all in a day's work, people's emotional balance has to be very unusual to allow them to survive. I don't read a lot of spy novels but I've never read one that emphasizes the edge of insanity on which they take place so much as this one does. 

It's a short, simple story that would print out to a slim paperback, so that's as much of the plot as can be revealed without spoiling anything. People who like spy novels may like it; I didn't guess the ending, though they might. 

Most people don't like spy novels. This one does show why. Even names...Black, Winter, Wood...I like a little spring at the end of my winters and a little new growth on my wood. That is why I don't get into novels that are all about lying, sneaking, double-crossing, and killing. But some people find such things stimulate their minds and relieve their post-traumatic stress. It's not Winter, it's me.

Bad Poetry: Woman in a War Zone

An Interview with Scarlett O'Hara About the Scene That Makes Modern Readers Hate Her


"I know Prissy needed that slap, Mrs. Butler," I said,
Time-travelling, waving the fan that popped into my hand,
"But in my home century, the lack of apologies, hugs,
And bonding when it was all over, we can't understand."

"Imagine, if you can," she said, "giving birth to a baby
While the doctors, all of them male, were caught by demand
To catch what we now know were fatal infections from soldiers
And carry them home to the mothers all over the land.

But on that day, all of them were still out there with the army,
And even a full-grown woman's help was hard to get,
And if things had gone wrong with the birth--thank Heaven they didn't--
Any woman's surviving would have put long odds on a bet.

Apologies? To little Prissy? I know what you mean.
It's easy to think about these things, after the crisis.
She was just a foolish child. What was she--fifteen?
Thinking they know more than they do is one of the vices

Of children that age. And I wasn't much older, myself.
I was in no condition to play the impartial judge!
Melanie could have bled to death out there on that road
And it would have been the fault of that lying little drudge.

Well, she was well and truly punished that day
For pretending to be an adult, when she was no such.
Either one of my sisters would have been punished that way.
Even Prissy knows that--and you know she still doesn't know much!

People who scream, rage, cry, giggle, tremble, give vent to emotions
All jumbled together, what we call hysterical fits,
Can damage themselves. Every girl learns that one must slap those people
To help preserve what they may have, in the way of wits.

In your century Black people--how rude that phrase sounds, even now!--
Make use of good educations; in mine they do not,
But some, like my Mammy, have profound innate intelligence.
Intelligence is a thing that Prissy never has got.

She's married, now. Some poor young man's stupid as she.
Their whole neighborhood laugh at the idiot things that they do.
Stupid people can't bear to remember their stupidity.
I think that's why they never learn better ways. You know. Don't you?

Stupid people really are better off when they have keepers.
Don't say "racist." I know some stupid people are White.
Whatever they look like, turning them out on their own,
Even in their own neighborhoods, only makes pockets of blight.

But even if Prissy had had any sense, here's the thing.
Is your doctor your friend? If he were, would he not refuse
To see you as a patient? Like us, you must have boundaries
Among different forms of intimacy. Is that news?

If my maid or my cook were my friends, I could never endure
To live with them as maid or as cook. They would know far too much.
Your time's dropped all pretense that even young ladies are 'pure,'
Yet you'd never permit your dentist any other kind of touch."

 

Wednesday, April 24, 2024

Web Log for 4.23.24

Mostly graphics...I had some things to do in the real world yesterday. Today, too.

Animals

British butterflies, and a couple of helpful tachinid flies. Pieris rapae and P. brassicae are garden pests and have crossed the Atlantic. The other spring butterflies are similar to the ones we see in Virginia but not the same.


Censorship


Pbird shared this one, years ago.

Pun

From Messy Mimi:


From Pointman_12 on Michelle's Mirror...seems like a useful phobia to develop if you want to lose weight...



Book Review: It's Only Make-Believe

Title: It's Only Make-Believe 

Author: Susan Mellon

Date: 2020

Publisher: Susan Mellon

Quote: "It was supposed to be a simple answer. One word. Yes."

But Zoey, a runaway bride, says no, bolts out in her wedding gown, and hijacks a taxi in which a young man is leaving a wedding scene in a tuxedo. Zoey doesn't want to go home and Mark, a doctor, wants to find out more about the lovely lunatic who's plopped into the seat beside him, so they ride around town for a few hours (Mark can afford it already--he must not be all that young). Then they go to a hotel, make some show of trying to explain that they're not married to each other, and share a honeymoon suite but not the actual bed. Mark's ability to sleep on the couch impresses Zoey. This is a sweet romance so you know it will end with Zoey saying yes to something. Another wedding, or just a normal date? That's about all the suspense this book has.

If you believe that young people should not be allowed outdoors off a leash, but you want to imagine being one, this book is for you. I would not let children see it. It contains no age-inappropriate sex but it might communicate low expectations.

Anyway, I laughed.

History Will Be the Judge of Songs That Confuse Children

Mixing two prompts, just because it can, this web site considers the way the folk process has actually enshrined some of the best mondegreens--the ways people reinterpret unfamiliar or unexpected words in song lyrics they hear "wrong."

A song that simply confused me when I was a child was a popular song of Young Romance: "I'll build you a castle at the end of the rainbow."

Clearly derived from this song by Bing Crosby:


--which is what Google offers for the song title, what I heard was actually 


I heard it on an old record around the same time I first read Alice in Wonderland--I must have been about four years old, too young to make much sense even of that nonsense novel. Alice, you may remember, used the phrase "fly into a passion" where we might say "throw a tantrum." I'd heard the word "passion" before--something to do with churches we did not attend, and a word found in popular songs. I thought that song was one of them. That was what increased my confusion to the point where I asked an adult what a passion was, exactly, and was told it was a word four-year-olds didn't need to know. Or "Maybe you meant 'passing'?" my mother suggested, and led me off into a discussion of the ways "passing" can be used in English, which was useful. At some point I asked what the singer was promising to build in the song "As Long as I'm Dreaming," and some adult explained the word "mansion," which was also useful. I had to figure out the different, though related, meanings of "passion" for myself.

And the adult who assumed I'd heard "mansion" was confused, too, because in the digital stereo version the word is, unmistakably, "castle." But in the 1960s I listened to the record several times; the record wasn't new, and it did sound more like "mansion" or "passion." My family also heard Porter Wagoner as singing "But dreaming of bluebirds will wake you each morning; the garden of roses will wither in June," lamenting the disappointment of waking up from his happy dream...

Nobody was building a passion as a sort of nest for someone to fly into, but consider the history of an old popular song that was originally titled "The Pale Aronatus." It would not have been the song the little girl had learned to sing in Jane Eyre. It probably was a derivative; "Maud Irving," the author of "Pale Aronatus," seems to have been a derivative songwriter, specializing in singable doggerel versions of songs from the less-than-classical opera of Jane Eyre's time.


Scientists never called this "blue-eyed tulip" Aronatus, but florists who wanted to sound educated might have done. Maud Irving, who might have been nicknamed "Maud the Fraud" by anyone who guessed what he was using as a pen name, might have thought that was a classy name for it. Anyway his song portrayed the girl with now fashionable ringlets of raven-black hair loading her head with roses, lilies, myrtle, and tulips. Maybe people would be so busy marvelling at this walking--or, she at least daydreamed, dancing!--flower show that they wouldn't even notice her bloodshot eyes. 

More about Maud Irving, aronatus, and other things related to "The Wildwood Flower": 


The folk process did lots of different things with this song. Few if any people knew what an aronatus was, or how to pronounce the accented vowel. The flower became an amaranthus or an amaryllis, or, apparently by someone's mis-hearing "amaryllis," "lyder." (What was a lyder--pronounced like "leader"? Google lists it as a man's name, with possible origins including herr as "boss" or even "leader," or a variant form of a German word related to "lout" and meaning something like "good-for-nothing." It seems never to have been recorded as the name used for any flower. A.P. Carter wrote it down, and his wife and sister-in-law sang it, in good faith that somebody Out There thought it was a kind of flower.) "Pale" is recorded as an original variant form of "pole," as in "palings" or "palisades," but people seem to have accepted it as either a description of the lyder, whatever that was, or a reference to some other pale-colored flower. In any case, when the Carters wrote down "the pale and the lyder" as other things the girl was planning to stick in her hair, they added a recognizable flower to make some sense out of the line: "the pale and the lyder, and iris light blue."

Roses, lilies, myrtle, two unknown wild wood flowers for which she'd made up her own names, and an iris? Even if her raven-black hair is the thick, strong kind sometimes called Cherokee, which is difficult but not impossible to force to form ringlets, nobody could load all of those flowers onto one head, nor do they all bloom at one time. So she's looking forward to a long, busy party season in which she'll decorate her hair with all the different flowers in the garden, as they bloom, one after another. Now we have a good mental image of the girl and can move on to her plans to party.

Myrtle, by the way, could have been understood to mean vincas, the most popular varieties of which are light blue. 

And another version that might very easily have come between "pale amaryllis" and "the pale and the lyder" might have given the girl a traditional English name, which was in use where the Carters lived: she might have been "Poor pale Amaleta with eyes of light blue." Old name dictionaries list many variants of Amalie, Emily, and Amelia that were used about a hundred years ago--Amalina, Amelinda, Amelita, and my home town had a real local character whose name was Amaleta, whom the Carters might even have met. The real-world Amaleta was born around 1920, when this name was no longer trendy, so she might have been named in honor of some older person, or from the song as it might have been sung around 1920. If A.P. Carter's source heard and sang the song as calling the girl "pale Amaleta," that would explain how the Carters got to "the pale and the lyder." People at https://groups.google.com/g/rec.music.folk/c/KceW6M1LHoo?pli=1 seemed to want to hear "amanita," which was not (often, if ever!) used as a name, but some form of "Amaleta" is a solid possibility.

Or maybe someone heard the song as calling her "pale Angelita." Spanish language and culture were considered romantic in the early twentieth century, and the Carters weren't purists about preserving only British folk songs.

Or, possibly, "amorita," "little love," which I've not found in local use. I suspect locals would have associated this name with the Amorites in the Bible--barbarian enemies--but it was used in other places where English was spoken in the nineteenth century. 

Various Googlers also propose "paling althea," "pale amaretto," and "pale angelica" (if pronounced by Italian phonetic rules, though the English pronunciation was better known), if you read through the discussion linked above. I suspect the trail of mondegreens leads from "aronatus" through "amaranthus," "amaryllis," and either "Amaleta" or "Angelita."

Someone in that group speculated that future generations may sing the line as "the pale enchilada, and rice is taboo"--so on the way to the dance the girl stops at the local Mexican restaurant? O-kay...Anyway that's a nice lead-in to another song that had my whole family confused. You may recall that we were the family who liked Jim Reeves because he pronounced every word of every song so clearly that they could be understood even on early monaural recordings. With one exception.


How exactly do the untold memories fade? We used to debate whether it sounded more like "fade, taboo" or "fade from view." We never thought of "fade to blue," which is what Google now offers. I still can't make up my mind, but I like "fade to blue."

Now we should all be confused enough for a lyrical nonsense poem:

You put me here in prison, and no doubt you're going to kill me.
You have driven me completely, even violently insane.
I went to eat an amanita, hoping it would fill me 
And distract me from your fickleness, which causes me such pain,
Or perhaps would be a deadly one and horribly would kill me--
But I ate some other mushroom, and it has destroyed my brain,
And I never will admit remembering how the choice did thrill me,
For then I'd lose my defense and be re-tried as being sane. 

(Who cares what the speaker did to whom? Has he not raved enough?)



Tuesday, April 23, 2024

Web Log for 4.22.24

Animals 


History

The Silk Road:


Weird

It's not financially feasible for young people to move out of their parents' homes just to be on their own any more. Nevertheless, some parents panic at the idea of a son or daughter just staying at home...

In February, a 28-year-old male resident of his parents' home got into a quarrel with his 57-year-old mother. The subject of their disagreement was not reported, but the mother called a neighbor and said "Help."

The 28-year-old...no longer a boy, not yet a man either, a guy...was babbling on about a dream he'd had. What his mother was saying in reply, he didn't say. The guy, Benjamin Sly, doesn't seem to have had a job. The mother might have been telling him to look for one. 

It would have been too far behind the times for her to have been suggesting that he get his hair cut, although it hung down over his eyes, or shave the small vague patches of facial hair sprouting fungus-like along his mandible. He looked as much of a mess as boys my age did when we were in high school. In his official mugshot he looked half asleep.

Benjamin said he "finally just snapped." He knocked his mother down and stomped on her. His brother came home, found their mother lying on the kitchen floor, and thought she ought to go to a hospital. In the hospital the mother died.

Meanwhile Benjamin had slammed the door in the neighbor's face, then chased the neighbor down and beaten and choked her. The neighbor collapsed. Benjamin left her lying on the cold ground and went back inside, and the neighbor also went inside and called the police.

Benjamin confessed. Sometimes the impulsiveness that makes children genuinely unable to control urges to vent their feelings persists up to age 25, even beyond, but our Benjamin was not just an excitable boy. He beat his mother to death, and tried to beat the neighbor to death, because...they made him feel like a child.

Seriously?

Attention twenty-somethings: Although it's not unreasonable that people share homes with their own parents and/or adult offspring rather than with strangers, and it's not unusual any more that both generations in many families need the money they save that way, it is unreasonable to expect that, while you're lying around your parents' house, blathering about your dreams in the middle of the day, you will not feel like a child. Because you're jollywell acting like one, that's why. Deal with it. If you live with your parents until you inherit the property in your late fifties, not only they, not only their generation, but very likely people your age as well, will still be thinking of you as a "son of." Your father is Mr. Sly (or whatever your name is) of Sly Farm, and you're His Son. People who like you will give you a chance to show that you pull your weight in the family business. Most people will not. 

Don't like it? Maybe you've already done the college thing and all it's got you is in debt, which is another cause of stress for your parents? Well...if you were one of The Nephews, who don't need this mini-sermon, you could just consider that father, or uncle, as the case may be. The Navy will take just about anybody these days. 

Though not Benjamin Sly.

Book Review: Echoes of Insanity

Title: Echoes of Insanity

Author: R.A. Goli

Quote: "From the outside, the fence looked normal height, to give the illusion that it wasn't a prison."

Emily enters the oldfashioned asylum willingly, telling us she's a reporter going undercover to report on conditions. The conditions seem to need reporting on; nobody seems to be doing much to help patients. But why does she keep hearing a baby crying? Is it one of the sicker patients, crying like a baby? Is the asylum haunted? Or is Emily haunted?

Definitely not a feel-good story, this longish short story, published as a stand-alone mini-book, might be described as a female counterpart to Poe's "Tell-Tale Heart."  

Petfinder Post: The Sum of All Grief

Some web site declared Sunday to be Bulldogs Day. It's hard for me to pick the cutest bulldog pictures; I personally see bulldogs as ugly. That does not make them unlovable. So here are three of the clearest, cleanest, best executed pictures of adoptable bulldogs in the Eastern States, with a NaPoWriMo poem:

Haiku for Shelter Dogs

The sum of all grief
reflected in the eyes of
the dog not taken.

Zipcode 10101: Clovis from NYC 


As a human name "Clovis" is usually given to males, but this Clovis is female. She's described as friendly and good with other dogs. Shelter staff are looking for a foster family for her. You know what that normally means. Somebody cares enough about not damaging this dog's personality, which is described as "wonderful," by keeping her in a cage, that they're willing to provide free food while you make up your mind whether you're willing to part with her. If not, sign the papers, pay back some of the cost of that food, and she'll be yours for life. As shown, Clovis is not fat, just broad-framed and muscular as bulldogs are supposed to be, and she weighs 48 pounds. 

Zipcode 20202: Rubi from Falls Church 


They say she's shy until she gets to know adult humans, and not recommended for families with children, but a clever dog who can catch things in the air and many other dog tricks. 

Zipcode 30303: Kobe from Decatur 


Kobe is another dog who's being sponsored for "fostering," meaning you not only get a free chance to find out whether he fits into your family, but may even get free food and vet care for him before you have to make the commitment. At two years old, he's probably reached his full size--about 40 pounds. He's had some training and has done well with other dogs and children. 

Note the "urgent foster needed too" in the title of his web page. Apparently not actual siblings, but "foster siblings," to Kobe are bulldog mixes called Ginger, Jerry, and Lady Nova, also tagged as in urgent need of foster care. They were in foster care before and, apparently, their humans "had to" quit keeping them. Ginger is a matching shade of reddish brown all over, without the black nose and white bib; Jerry is a sort of chocolate brown, and Lady Nova is albino with pinkish eyes. Apparently at least two of them know each other and would be happy to be fostered or adopted together again

One red flag: Due to the issues people have raised with this type of dogs, it's reasonable for shelter staff to want to make sure you have a legal right to live with any dog of your choice. I would not, however, provide any residential addresses or real-world contact information via the Internet. You can show your deed or lease when you meet in person, which is also the appropriate time to disclose your real name. 

Monday, April 22, 2024

Link Log for 4.21.24

Animals 

We may actually see a few stragglers from the different groups of cicadas that are expected to hatch at the same time this spring, broods based in Georgia, Illinois, and Tennessee, but I'm not sure why the Kingsport Times-News called the concurrence "cicadageddon." Cicadas don't fight with each other. All they do is buzz loudly, in ways that identify subspecies, until other cicadas come around to tell them to shut it off. Then they mate. Then the females go off and lay eggs in the tips of tree twigs, producing little grubs that will burrow into the ground when the dead end of the twig drops off the tree, and the males resume buzzing. 

What can you do about this? Stay indoors for the weeks it lasts if you're phobic enough, but what Washington does about their "Brood X," every seventeen years, is market the big dumb insects as a tourist attraction. Cicadas have literally just crawled out from under rocks and are as stupid as that phrase implies. They don't care what they perch on and will happily perch on humans while they stridulate. They explore the world and invade houses, stores, offices, buses and trains. They take a bit of getting used to but birdwatchers look forward to them because they attract masses of songbirds, who think of cicadas as manna in the wilderness. The birds stuff themselves silly and, with the added protein in their diet, mature and sedate bird couples who haven't thought of such things in years find themselves building nests again. Cicadas mean you can watch baby cardinals or robins grow up outside your office window. 

Cicadas were also responsible for my own observation of mockingbirds' "mocking" behavior: As the cicadas died off (they spend either 13 or 17 years as grubs and usually live a week or less after they grow wings), I saw a mockingbird alight on a rail near a few other songbirds and make a noise like a cicada. The other birds turned around. Eagerly. And drooped disappointedly as if to say "Oh, him again." Mockingbird was like "Made ya look!" Birds do fight, but, setting a good example for the rest of us, they usually just ignore and/or avoid mockingbirds.

As insects go, cicadas are "clean." And, unlike most North American insects, they have enough meat on them that they can be shelled, gutted, and eaten like shellfish. I've never eaten one but some people fancy them in stir-fries.

In any case they're expected to be numerous in Middle Tennessee. Note that Hawkins and Sullivan Counties are not on this list.


Etiquette, Fine Points of 

Speaking of the Times-News, a reader expresses disgust with that newspaper's new format. "Hardly anything in the paper any more," the reader laments the loss of the national and world news stories of which the Times-News never could afford much, "but the worst part is, they're putting the obituaries in the sports section. That's not right."

Small local papers always have been taken apart in families where different people wanted to read different pages first, and the newspapers were too small to print whole sections. Nevertheless, the sports and comics section inherently just clashes with the obituaries. The older we get--and Times-News readers are a community dominated by seniors--the more likely the obituaries are to trigger grief reactions, during which the sports, comics, and classifieds are likely to aggravate emotions. "Joe Jones dead, and they played a stupid ball game!" 

Actually, I've noticed less of this faux pas in this year's papers than in last year's. I think advertising is starting to trickle back in; perhaps within my lifetime the Times-News will get back to having proper sections, whether or not they're organized according to the traditional stereotype that Daddy read the world news, Mommy read the "society" news, Junior read the sports and comics, Princess read the local news, and Grandpa used a magnifying glass to read the classifieds. It's a sad commentary on our government that the reader thinks obituaries belong next to such national news as the Times-News still gets, instead.

I think the Times-News editors need to think about this, and also about their related bad habit of printing obituaries and other legal notices in nasty sans-serif fonts. Serifs help us distinguish letters and numbers, at least those of us who have learned to rely on them. Serifs may confuse children just learning to print--somebody claimed to find sans-serif fonts easier to read--but for us older people who rely on them, serifs are obligatory. Save the sans-serif fonts for advertisements, where nobody actually reads anything but, with luck, they associate a store's logo with a product the store sells..

Food--A Different Kind of Yuck 

Why I don't eat venison...I've seen what looked like CWD right in my neighborhood. A very confused-looking little doe walked out into the road and stood there, glaring like a suicidal possum on the highway, swaying a bit on her little feet. Luckily she ran when I brandished a shopping bag and yelled at her. In any case, the kind of person who would eat a doe may well have been diagnosed with early-onset Alzheimer's Disease. (Don't blame Canada. Some animals may be bringing the disease from there, but it's been in the US for a while.)


Writing 

Wordplay: 


Zazzle 

Save the Butterflies backpack, green background:


Gray background: 

Bonus Post: Dear Soldier

Our local Army unit has, historically, specialized in bridges. The Army decides where recruits can be useful and does not necessarily employ youth in local units. Still, this fact both explains and perpetuates the way many of my neighbors and relatives relate to the young man's conflict--volunteering for military service, while affirming willingness to kill only when it is immediately necessary to save another life. This attitude is not what the Army really likes to see but it has built an excellent team of bridge specialists.

Dear Soldier, we all hope you train
For job skills you can use again!
Learn to build or destroy a bridge,
Then rebuild houses on the Ridge*;
Or be a medic or a nurse,
Come home, and be one, none the worse;
Or on a base be guard or clerk,
And use those skills in office work;
Or study those computer skills
Demand for which the want ads fills.
In peacetime you no doubt did plan:
Service would surely form a man
From out of an eighteen-year-old;
From there, let your career unfold.
Oh, "quaint and curious war is!
You shoot a fellow down
You'd treat, if met where a bar is..."**
Sang the poet of renown;
But time has brought refinements;
We now expect unharmed
Return of all consignments
We send out trained and armed.
Though you're to be prepared for war,
We hope you'll fight and kill no more
Than targets set up on the range--
Would Hardy have found this more strange?
Prepared for combat, march away,
And live in peace--we hope and pray.

* My home town is situated between two long chains of hills known as the Clinch Mountain and Moccasin Ridge. 

** Full text of Thomas Hardy's poem:

 

Book Review: Timeless Treasures

Title: Timeless Treasures 

Author: Pamela Elcik

Date: 2023

Publisher: Pamela Elcik

Quote: "For the serious student, the path is endless. The world of beads is vast."

Indeed it is. Beads are among the first artifacts humans learn to make, and among the more durable ones that clearly show human handwork. A history of beads could easily fill volumes.

Which is why this skinny little book is such a disappointment. I had some trouble acquiring it--I asked for it as an advance review copy!--and suspect I acquired the plain text that was pasted into a gorgeous coffee-table book, only. The appeal of the printed book might be in big colorful photos of museum pieces of beadwork, and what I have might be just the "filler."

It reads like "filler" in a series of short magazine articles, the kind of low-content captioning that links photos to advertisements. The photos might tell a reader something about beads that the reader did not already know. The "filler" text probably would not. Beads were used at this place and time, or that one, of historical interest, Elcik tells us, in words that gush admiration of the beads, but she doesn't really tell us who was making and using them. Queen Elizabeth's court wore clothes with valuable tiny beads sewn all over them. You knew that. Paris artisans made bead purses. You knew that; you might be lucky enough to have gone to Paris and bought one. 


Google offered this photo of an antique beaded purse from Antiques Off Broadway, where it probably is or once was for sale. This photo and a few thousands more. 

Though Elcik occasionally uses a beadcraft term like "faience," she doesn't explain it. How would  you know a faience bead from any other bead you might happen to find? You'll have to look it up. Wikipedia says that faience is a general term for finely glazed ceramic pieces, beads and bigger things, found in ancient Egyptian archaeological sites. Elcik doesn't say. Presumably her paragraph that mentions faience beads was meant to be printed beside a picture--but I don't see the picture.

Elcik certainly likes beads and, if this text was printed in a coffee table book, you might feel that the photos delivered your money's worth of artistic beauty and/or artistic inspiration. Her prose is evocative; if you've gone to museums or read art books and seen samples of historic beadcraft, you can at least remember what you've seen.

And I suspect that the copies of this book that I didn't receive last year were lost in the e-mail because they were full of pictures. I know some e-books arrived slowly, were filed as spam, and/or failed to open because they were full of pictures. 

So it may not be entirely Elcik's fault...but I think tighter editing could have made room for more facts, telling me something I didn't know, by cutting back some of the multitude of phrasings the author finds to communicate just "Pretty, pretty!"--even if the photos are the point, and by receiving it as a free book I've missed the point of the book.

I would not recommend that anyone buy what's finally landed in my Kindle. But I suspect that what's in my Kindle is not what you might find in a bookstore, and that readers may love what's in the bookstore.

Butterfly of the Week: Yellow Kite

The Yellow (or Orange) Kite Swallowtail is not, in fact, the bright yellow-orange Kite; its color is pale yellow, sometimes greenish or whitish, depending on the light and the degree of individual fading. Its wingspan is usually about three and a half inches.

 

Photo by Hakeen. 

It is also called Eurytides calliste, or Protographium calliste. The most obvious result of changing the name, which some web sites are in process of doing this summer, is to make photos and articles about an already obscure species even harder to find. Eurytides refers to the "broad shape" of its wings, in contrast to the Longwings. Protographium means "the first, earliest, Graphium" and refers to a belief that the South American Kite Swallowtails evolved earlier than the Asian Swordtails.  Calliste means "the most beautiful." The tradition in naming Swallowtail species used to be to name them after characters in ancient literature, and several characters were called Calliste, or Callista, or Callisto. 

In Spanish they are cometa, or mariposa de cola golondrina (two translations for "Swallowtail butterfly") amarilla. Another name found at some sites is cebra. This is unnecessarily confusing because Eurytides or Protographium marcellus, the Zebra Swallowtail, is found in some parts of Mexico and is a completely different species--though the species are considered to be "related."

Widespread in Central and South America, calliste seems to be uncommon and, even in places where some claim it is threatened, not well documented. The Guatemalan government lists it as a threatened, protected species: 


The species as a whole is "not known to be threatened." It seems close to being not known at all. It seems somehow typical that a web search for scientific papers about this species pulls up papers like the one linked below. (After a short summary in English, the main substance of the paper is in Spanish/) Calliste is mentioned in a reference note; the paper is about Mexico's wealth of butterfly habitat and species. In fact Mexico already has established Monarch butterfly habitat as a worldwide tourist destination, and could easily add other species to the butterfly enthusiasts' itineraries. 



Photo by Bredenemilurquia. 

It can be confused with the species dioxippus. According to the Swift Guide, the two species look almost alike but show a consistent difference in the thin yellow stripes in the dark borders of the underides of the forewings. Calliste's stripes cross the black band; dioxippus's don't. 

There is a subspecies, Protographium calliste olbius. It is on average slightly larger, and has slight differences in the color pattern. There is some size and color variation among individuals but P. calliste calliste, from Mexico and Guatemala, show consistent variation from P. c. olbius from Costa Rica and Panama.


Photo from Butterflies of America; olbius from Panama.

The food plant for calliste is believed to be Magnolia dealbata, the cloudforest magnolia. This big tree could easily host several solitary caterpillars in a season, and no other caterpillar feeds on it.. However, although we have seen photo evidence that some of the Kite Swallowtails do not require a great deal of space, some butterfly species in this family are known to have habits that keep their distribution sparse. One of the first things I observed about butterflies as a child was that Zebra Swallowtails will join big flocks of Tiger Swallowtails and other species at puddles, but you never see more than two Zebras together. Brighter yellow Eurytides salvini are said to chase each other away from puddles, and North America's Eurytides or Protographium marcellus are one of those shell-eating species in which the caterpillars' natural instinct to eat their own outgrown skins is not offset by any instinct to back off when they find a skin of their own species while a sibling is living in it. Fratello complains that where Graphium species he was studying formed great flocks at puddles, the Eurytides he was studying on a trip through Central America seemed to travel by ones. Butterflies that depend totally on a single food plant can rarely afford to live close together. 


Photo by Michael Graupe. No one seems ever to have described the differences between male and female in this species. If my guess is correct about calliste's social behavior resembling marcellus's, the fact that these two are sipping water close together may indicate that the differences in their patterns are secondary sex characteristics. (You don't see marcellus fighting; you see them looking for places where each one can be the only male or female marcellus n the neighborhood. They are somewhat rare. Note, however, that in a few places where their food plant, Asimina triloba, is abundant some people do claim to have seen marcellus in flocks.)

Though they are, like many butterflies, most easily photographed sipping water from puddles, Kites also sip nectar from flowers. Here is calliste's claim to pollinator species status:


Photo by Desertnaturalist.

No one seems ever to have documented the life cycle of  these butterflies. They're pretty, they're somewhat useful to humans, and they live in places where other butterflies are even more attention-catching. Usually Swallowtails command lots of attention, but when the competition for attention includes Monarchs and Morphos and Blue Swallowtails...