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Tuesday, September 22, 2026

Monday's Book Review: Second Chance with My Secret Crush

Title: Second Chance with My Secret Crush 

Author: Andrea Ocean

Date: 2023

Quote: "I really would like to rediscover my artistic side and find the courage to try again."

That's Amy-for-short-for-Amethyst who works at the cafe in Mermaid Shores, a small town on New England's coast. She paints. She tells herself not to hope for anything when her old school friend Liam,who struck it rich on Lombard Street, comes back to Mermaid Shores and buys the cafe...but we all know she'll be married to a man who can afford to keep an emerging artist as a wife, soon. 

This is a sweet, wholesome romance in which we read a few "I love you"s but don't have to watch any kissing. If the children want to read it,let them.  

Sunday, September 20, 2026

Book Review: Bullets

Title: Bullets 

Author: Terry Toler 

Date: 2026

Publisher: Beholdings

Quote: "That was the problem. He was too good at surviving."

Peter is a decorated veteran, the toughest of the tough, and he's tired of being one when he swims out into rough sea with the intention of drowning. But along comes a woman walking her German Shepherd, and the dog dives into the big, cold waves to rescue Peter. The woman knows something is wrong because he's swimming in jeans, and invites him to her house for breakfast.

Maggie is a veteran's daughter, pretty tough too, in her own way, but she has an Insane Admirer who's starting to give her the creeps. She tells Peter the call she rejected was a wrong number. He knew it wasn't by looking at her. Now he has a reason to live again: He will protect Maggie. He teaches Maggie, who has never been interested before, how to shoot. He can't resist showing her that, for him, shooting is an art form.

Local laws seem to protect the Insane Admirer more than they do Peter, Maggie, or the lovable rescue dog Bullet. When Peter and Bullet finally see the man face to face, he runs madly away, smashes his face on the curb, then fakes bite marks and tells the police they attacked him. The police reclaim Bullet. Maggie blames Peter and doesn't want to talk to him. Peter has nothing left to live for, but doesn't feel suicidal this time--yet.

In literary fiction, a happy ending to a story like this one is supposed to be caused by something the protagonists do. In Christian fiction, their alternatives include praying and catching a lucky break. This sweet romance ends with a wedding.

Toler (since this is a romance, I should probably mention: he/him) has written a lot of other novels. This one seems to stand alone, but it's actually #6 in a series of romances featuring rich, successful, dominant men. Maggie says more about what she doesn't like than the usual heroine of female-authored romance, because Peter is realistically damaged and Maggie is realistically tough enough to tell him what puts her off. We can tell it's True Love, though, because Peter listens and learns...as does Maggie. By the end of the book it's possible to imagine that their quarrels will become less frequent and less painful, over time, rather than the usual pattern of quarrels getting worse as each person locks into ego defense mode and refuses to listen or learn. Bullets is genre fiction, but in a small and generic way Toler has pulled off something few authors have even tried.

Friday, September 18, 2026

New Book Review: The Dreaming Collection

Title: The Dreaming Collection 

Author: E.C. Myatt

Date: 2026

Quote: "Chasing the fairytale again, are we?"

We are. These are a set of stories about couples for whom a physical attraction led into True Love. Unlike the boxed sets of six romances a month that made Harlequin/Silhouette/Zebra rich in the twentieth century, though, these romances involve people at different stages in life for whom Romantic Love works in unusual ways. In the first story a couple flop into bed, the woman wanting to break an engagement she's sensed will lead to a boring marriage, the man wanting to fight back against a chronic disease...

Achalasia. What's that? The name comes from Greek and means "no relaxation." It's one of those rare gastrointestinal diseases that seems to have become, recently, about ten times as common as it used to be; from something 1 out of 100,000 people have to something 1 out of 10,000 people have. The digestive tract fails to relax so that food can pass down. Government-approved medical sites don't offer an explanation for its cause, suggesting that some sort of genetic predisposition may be involved. Oh right. Glyphosate is known to cause ulceration of the digestive tract more often than it causes spasticity, but it can cause both. In the story Elliot, the character who has achalasia, does not explain his condition; Emma loves him enough to look it up, quietly, without telling us what she learned.

Anyway, Emma finds Elliot so attractive that she flops undeterred by the blood on his clothes and recent surgery wound on his abdomen. They become friends-with-benefits. Emma has an income and doesn't want to seem like a gold-digger. Elliot is rich. After twenty-five years, they get married.

Other variations on what seemed, when I researched the topic, to be the universal male fantasy blur into the "happily ever after" female fantasy in this book. There's a "water person" who lives on and near water and knows it's True Love when the other person, though less obsessed, is excited by skinny-dipping too. There's a couple who bond on a train ride. There's an elderly widow who ventures out into society again and straightaway finds a seccond Romantic Love. 

All of these romantic dreams are oh-so-very British (although some of them involve travel to Europe) and are written with just enough attention to body parts to make clear when the male fantasy--feel, flop, make babies, repeat--is being enacted. Or, in Southern Baptist dialect, the Ten Commandments are being broken. In real life this behavior would lead to guilt, buyers' remorse, pregnancy panics and probably bitter break-ups. In these stories it leads to long-term Romantic Love.

If stories where breaking the Ten Commandments is rewarded, rather than punished, appeal to you then you must have this anthology. It's a fantasy, like Santa Claus. If you remember that it wouldn't work in real life, but the fantasy gets you into the mood to welcome your husband home during the hours before the children come home, I say blessed be.

Thursday, September 17, 2026

Book Review: Rescued by My Brother's Best Friend

Title: Rescued by My Brother's Best Friend 

Author: Abby Greyson

Date: 2023

Quote: "This trip has become a nightmare, and I haven't made it home yet!"

The other car banging into hers was bad enough but what really makes Emma want to die of embarrassment is that the man helping her out of the wreck is her brother's best friend, Lane, on whom she's always had a doomed crush. She went to the city to forget about him. She came back, and he's still single and still her brother's business partner. Some part of her has to have known this but for now she's wallowing in embarrassment.

It gets worse before it's over. The young men find the manuscript for Emma's current romance novel. It's about a hero who resembles Lane and is the heroine's brother's best friend. Real guys would deal with their embarrassment at such a thought by joking about it. Lane and Emma's brother Kieran are so tactful it hurts. We are not on the planet Earth. This romance takes place on the Lost Planet of Nice.

This short, sweet romance might have been finished and published a little too quickly, but it shouldn't embarrass readers very much, even if children find it.

Wednesday, September 16, 2026

Book Review: A Fishy Murder Case

Title: A Fishy Murder Case

Author: Tabitha Knight

Date: 2023

Quote: "I'm just here for my girlfriend. You won't catch me anywhere near one of these mutts if I can help it."

Leon is a jerk who hates dogs, even the lovable retriever his girlfriend wants to train him to walk on a leash. Still, when he's murdered, Nia and her friend Detective Istas want to know whodunit. What they learn will tap back into Nia's history and involve her family. For both amateur and professional detectives, this story has an unusually happy ending.

This is a short, clean, cozy mystery that few parents would really mind their children reading.   

Tuesday, September 15, 2026

New Book Review: Deadly Little Lessons

Title: Deadly Little Lessons

Author: Danielle Valentine

Date: September 15, 2026 

Publisher: Putnam

ISBN: 978-0-593-86041-0

Quote: "[A]ll students will be required to sign a non-disclosure agreement..."

For some writers and publishers in the "dark academia" genre, the goal is to build a perception that higher education attracts unpleasant people, makes people unpleasant, because wanting to qualify for "better" jobs than the proletariat is a bad thing. I'm not sure that that's the intention of this novel but there is a clear suggestion that depriving students of cell phones is something sadistic teachers do when they want to prevent students from telling anyone how extreme their sadistic "teaching methods" have become.

There's also that trope I hate where the girl only thinks she hates the obnoxious boy because she's really attracted to him. I hate that because it feeds into a belief, which teenaged girls don't need, that girls can't find or won't really want to find boyfriends who aren't obnoxious; that girls don't really mind obnoxious behavior because they just want male attention, any attention from any male, any time; that if boys were likable as friends they'd be unattractive as potential mates. None of this is true.

So, as an adult, I don't approve of this novel. My inner teenager remembers the atmosphere at a school where new students were told, "Look at the person on your right. Look at the person on your left. Look at the person in front of you. Only one of the four of you will be here next year," and thinks that Danielle Valentine got that right, anyway. Some attempts to motivate students do have emotionally toxic effects.

Lia and her foster sister Scarlett think they want to get into a prep school called Luminary that guarantees them admission to the college of Lia's choice. Lia believes it's the school where her parents met, before her father blew up a building and inadvertently killed her mother. This turns out not to be her "real" origin story but she's working with it most of the way through the book. Luminary has a beautiful, scenic, rural campus and offers comfortable beds and palatable food. It also piles on the homework for challenging courses. It also uses high-tech, creatively sadistic assignments and tests to motivate the students. Most of the students appear to be injured or killed. Nobody knows for sure whether they're recovering from injuries in the basement, or worse. The students know for sure when a boy who violated the rule about keeping a phone or, worse, trying to make a private phone call, has the bones in his hand cracked with a mallet.

Will the ones who've survived to that point in the term be able to work together to escape from Luminary, despite the armed guards patrolling its walls? Without spoiling the ending, I will say that Lia's willingness to trust a police officer who's arrested her for routine delinquency will serve her well.

I found this an unpleasant story about unpleasant people in unpleasant situations. That's what some teenagers look for, and of course, a moment of thought about how far-fetched the whole story is does make it funny--though I don't think the author or characters are aware that it's funny. As a piece of controlled subversion, an entertaining school story in which the school has to be worse than the one where the intended reader is reading the story, "Deadly Little Lessons" will do.

Sunday, September 13, 2026

New Book Review: The Cyrene Conspiracy

Title: The Cyrene Conspiracy 

Author: Ali Kaden

Date: 2026

Publisher: Third Culture Soul Publishing

ISBN: 979-8-9976635-0-6 

Quote: "She claimed to have something connected to Jesus and ancient Christianity that she wanted me to investigate."

Amir Zane, a young Egyptian-American writer, is asked to investigate an old parchment on which is written, among other things, "not him but another." 

If you remember Holy Blood Holy Grail or The Da Vinci Code you may now have some idea what to expect Amir is about to learn. There were, in the ancient world, a lot of ideas about who Jesus was and what had become of him. 

What became the orthodox Roman Catholic view, derived from the epistles of Paul in our New Testament, was that the Holy One is a unity of (probably an infinite number of Persons actually, but Three that we think we know about for sure) Three Persons, and Jesus was the one of those Persons who chose to exist in human form for thirty-some years. He didn't exactly look forward to crucifixion, but chose to take human form at a period when publicly doing and saying even the nice things our Gospels record would offend enough "higher-up" people to result in crucifixion. In some cosmic way this willing self-sacrifice of a perfect man atoned for the sinfulness of humankind and allowed those who followed Him to be saved from the eternal destruction our sinfulness deserved. 

Many people find this hard to believe. How could the Holy One have created a universe where some part of God's self would need to be killed by torture to show love for humankind? Couldn't the real story have been something simpler? Maybe Jesus came to show people how to lead a virtuous life, was murdered in the ordinary way, and came back to tell us that the resurrection will set all of our inherently immortal souls free from really ceasing to exist, which some people seem to fear more than they fear the pain of death. Maybe he wasn't even murdered. A theory that the apostle Thomas, whose name means "twin," was Jesus' twin is hard to reconcile with the Gospels. Some people theorized that Jesus had a secret twin who either was the one who walked around Jerusalem after Jesus died, or died in Jesus' place. Maybe even the apostles didn't know about this twin...

Relatively few churches try to reenact the full "Passion" drama. "Passion" does not merely mean the emotional outburst Victorian writers meant by saying someone "flew into a passion" and presumably yelled or cried, nor does it merely mean the physical feelings modern writers usually have in mind. It means "suffering." Before being crucified the Gospels make it clear that Jesus chose to endure some additional torture. The crucificarii, an ancient Roman term of abuse meaning "men about to be crucified" and used as a general term of contempt, were forced to drag their crosses through the streets before they were hanged on them. All of them were thus displayed to the public as sweating, bleeding, miserable messes. Jesus, we are told, had been beaten thoroughly and lost a fair bit of blood before the crucifixion, and the people who came out to taunt and throw things at the crucificarii felt sorry for him. Along the way he collapsed on the ground. Some say the Roman soldiers dragooned someone else into carrying his cross, so that the mob could watch Jesus' final agony on the cross; some say a kind man  volunteered to do it, to spare Jesus some small part of the suffering he had chosen. Some have imagined that Jesus was given an extra-large cross that was meant for Barabbas and had been built by a relative of someone Barabbas had murdered. In any case, all the Gospel writers say about the man who actually carried the cross for the last part of the way was that he was called Simon of Cyrene. 

About the given name, what we know is that "Simon" was one of those names that become popular in multiethnic societies because they seem traditional in more than one language. Two of the apostles were called Simon, at least until Jesus gave one of them the nickname Peter. Many other men used the same name. It does not tell us whether this man was Greek or Jewish.

About the place he came from, history tells us a little more. Cyrene was in Libya but it was built into a city by Greeks; they might have moved away from one of the islands because of renewed volcanic activity. The official leader of the Greeks who settled there was their princess, the daughter of the king they had lost, and the place was named after her. It was dedicated to the sun god Apollo, who was said to be the father of a child to whom the princess gave birth. Several Jews settled there. Later many people in the city became Christians; it had a church, and bishops who are still on the list of obscure saints. Mark, the Gospel writer, was said to have been a Jew from Cyrene who became the city's first bishop. 


Photo of what's left of part of ancient Cyrene from Wikipedia. 


Photo posted on Facebook by Grigol Pheradze. At least the rich people who had their portraits painted or sculpted in ancient Cyrene look more like modern southern Europeans than like modern Africans. Then again, northern Africans don't look all that different from southern Europeans. Nevertheless, when Passion dramas are enacted, any Black man who attends the church is likely to be cast as Simon of Cyrene. Simon of Cyrene may have been Black but, even if he was, he would have been in Jerusalem to trade or to visit relatives, as a well-off gentleman from a wealthy city. He was not a fugitive slave, or if he was one he hadn't been enslaved in Cyrene; ex-slaves didn't claim the places they'd fled from as home. He might have been Jewish. He might have looked remarkably similar to Jesus. He might have been crucified in Jesus' place, while Jesus faded out of mortal view and, as some old texts say, laughed at the idea of mere men thinking they could crucify the Prophet who had become so virtuous as to be allowed to embody God. 

For all Muslims, Jesus is remembered as a prophet, sometimes called the greatest of prophets, a sinless teacher of peace and mercy. "We don't say 'Son of God,'" a Muslim once explained to me, "but 'Soul of God'. Anyone could choose to embody the Soul of God, but only Jesus did." Was he crucified because his enemies said he had claimed to be a Son of God, which Jews and Muslims agreed would have been blasphemy...or did it only appear that he was? Did he travel on to other places and teach peace and mercy to, e.g., the Persians, who had their own monotheistic religion in which he might have been seen as a fulfilment of prophecy? Could Mary Magdalene have received more ink in the Gospels than even Mother Mary, not because she was much older than the other women disciples, but because she was Jesus' wife; could they have had a child? 

If Christians seriously study the history of the Church, these ideas are familiar to them; they are some of the major heresies. In the Christian tradition the idea that Jesus was a natural man who earned the title "Son of God" by abstaining from all sin and fully embodying the Will of God is known as the Arian Heresy, which, as preached by Bishop Arius, annoyed Bishop Nicholas to the point of "slapping" Arius--whether literally, or with a book or sermon so scathing that it got Nicholas banned from the council of bishops voting whether or not to excommunicate Arius, as unable to hear the debate and vote with an unbiased mind. But most Christians don't bother studying these things, and to them The Cyrene Conspiracy, which is about Amir's discovery of the theory that Simon of Cyrene not only carried Jesus' cross but was crucified on it, may be new and shocking.

It is fiction but, as Kaden explains, it's written in aid of the people of Gaza. In order to investigate the parchment Amir doesn't go to a church or university library and study its history; he takes the parchment right back to the Middle East, where he meets some kind Christian priests and rescue workers, and a liberated modern Arab young lady whose fiance left her because he couldn't distract her from relief work in Gaza. He meets a woman who's been trying to nurse a baby, but her milk has failed due to starvation, and people with arms and legs blown off, and the familiar gallery of casualties of Modern War. He feels left out of conversations among Palestinians because they all introduce themselves to new acquaintances with tallies of the relatives they've lost, many of whom were women and children.

And he finds a ruined church where an heretical Christian sect seem to have met, centuries ago. He recognizes artistic motifs that lead him to begin to research the Manichaean Christian sect, of which the most thorough surviving descriptions were written by Augustine of Hippo after he left the group, and may have been written with prejudice. Exactly who the prophet Mani was, when and where he lived or died, and what he taught, may never be known but the woman Amir starts to fall in love with seems to see him as an intermediary link between Christian and Muslim thinking. In the ruined church his name appears under those of Jesus and Mary Magdalene. Could he have been their son--or "spiritual son," a student--or in either sense their descendant? 

Muslims, like Christians, belong to different denominations. From the news media most Americans have heard that Sunnis were seen as more liberal than Shiites in some ways, but Sunnis persecuted Shiites, which doesn't sound so liberal. (That was only in Iran. The Sunni Muslims from India whom I've known were not inclined to persecute anybody, though they did accept that their leaders had a right to punish heretics against their religion: "Oh yes, if Salman Rushdie really did blaspheme and defame the Prophet, then of course he will have to die.") More recently we've heard of hard-line Wahhabis who take various phrases from the Koran more literally than most Muslims do. 

Relatively few Americans have heard of the Sufis, a liberal Muslim group who seemed to me, when I met them in Washington, to be trying to bridge the gaps between Islam and other religions toward the goal of converting everyone to a liberal, freethinking, New Agey form of Islam. In The Cyrene Conspiracy the heroine doesn't identify as a Sufi in so many words, but she seems close to being one. Sufis are, in my experience, profoundly likable people; they hate nobody, they invite Jews as well as Christians and Buddhists to chant and pray with them, they do not noticeably even disparage women even to the extent the Koran does. Some now say that their niceness is deployed by the evil, power-seeking Muslim political machine as a form of taqiyya, legitimized lying to gain social acceptability as a step toward political power. Those people probably also think the kind old priest in your neighborhood, the nice ladies at the Catholic school fundraising events, and President Kennedy were mere tools being used to restore the Papacy in the United States. Nice people and the nice things they do are sometimes exploited, but they are nice

The kind Christians Amir meets in Gaza are, of course, liberal and humanitarian people too. The Jews, on the other hand...There have been, in historical fact, Jews who volunteered to serve as bodyguards, blockades, and even hostages for their Palestinian neighbors in some past conflicts between Gaza and Israel. They said that human beings are human beings, however misguided, even hateful, some of them may be. That was before October 2022.

I did not write the Bible and have wondered, myself, why even before Moses' time people in the Old Testament treated rape as worse than murder. I can see why people emotionally feel that killing a baby is worse than killing a man, and I completely agree that a rapist has no reason to live, but if killing the murderer himself was enough of a deterrent to murder, why was it felt necessary to kill all the men in a rapist's tribe or town? Of course, Susan Brownmiller theorized that the perversion of sexuality that makes rape possible has to be a societal evil. That argument was credible and well argued, though not everyone is convinced that it's true. It does not sound like an argument Semitic tribesmen before Moses' time would have made. They seem to have seen rape as a peculiarly evil sin, not even so much against the victim as against the God of Life itself, that needed to be "put away from among you." Moses limited victims' families to demanding the execution of the rapist himself, Deborah celebrated that a woman was willing to stop with killing a war chief who was known to allow his army to rape other tribes' women, and David certainly had cause to encourage Absalom to stop with killing Ammon, but in the only other instance recorded in the Bible, where a gang of Benjamite youths raped a nameless and status-less woman, the other tribes joined in the slaughter of all the then able-bodied male adults in the tribe of Benjamin. Why? Because, as a crime, rape was seen as going beyond murder and needing to be punished accordingly. Murder can be, in the ancient world it probably often was, a crime of carelessness or emotionality. Rape has a blasphemous quality that some murders share, but most do not.

In October 2022 the men in the ruling party Gaza chose for itself raped Jewish women and murdered Jewish babies, and a great number of people, worldwide, said: "Let Gaza suffer whatever anyone in Israel cares to do to them," at least "...until the men who committed this crime are dead, buried under layers of dung and carrion, disowned by as many of their families as want to live." The result was Modern War. Even supporters of Israel asked, as did this web site: Really, Mr. Netanyahu, primary schools? And were told: Gazans have built their primary schools above tunnels where the evildoers are known to hide; therefore. That's Modern War. The only way to win a war against things that long ago ceased to be human is not to treat them like human beings again, even if they have taken human beings as hostages.

I believe there are alternatives, difficult and costly as they may be. Afghanistan had already been reduced to a desert before the US went in, but we could have gone as policemen and killed only known terrorists. (Actually I think, mostly, our army tried to do that.) The whole Middle East is already pretty much a desert, but Israel could have limited its violence to the Hamas goons. Maybe they tried. I am not the judge. I am a Christian reflecting on recent events from a religious and philosophical point of view.

Legitimate police work, finding and punishing violent criminals, can sometimes do a certain amount of collateral damage. In the US our big news story for this whole year has been how we had an unsustainable number of illegal immigrants who were contributing nothing good to society, from fraudulent recipients of business grants (who made a good snarky news story) to the usual drug dealers and violent fugitives from justice, and we as a nation said to all these people: Go home! And despite all the publicity given to armed federal agents arresting and deporting these immigrants, masses of them just peaceably recognized that their time was up, and left the US. And others chose to force our government to send armed men after them, and certain people who hardly deserved to be US citizens got in the way, and we had cases like that wretched woman screaming to her driver to run the car over a federal agent who, feeling threatened, shot the woman; and nobody who walks on US streets can blame him. In the same way, if Gazans support Hamas and interfere with the legitimate effort to punish the violence of October 2022, even most Arabs seem to think that missing legs and hungry babies are inevitable.

In The Cyrene Conspiracy, Amir realizes that he's going to have a very hard time staying near the woman he obviously wants to be near. He sympathizes too much with Palestinians. As an American he can't resist yelling "Leave them alone!" and otherwise interfering with Israeli military police who swagger around putting Palestinians in their place. He tries to tell himself that these Israelis--all the Israelis he meets seem hostile--are dealing with their own war zone emotional issues, but then he hears one with an American accent, determines that this particular Israeli soldier comes from Brooklyn, and tells the man off as if they were back in New York City. He realizes that the Israeli police are likely to leave an American visitor alone and then punish his local friends. He can't help it. Amir is a rich young man who grew up in the US. Self-control has not been a major subject in his education, as it has for his friends in the Middle East.

So, back in the US (readers will find out for themselves how the characters' relationships go), Amir writes a novel in which the characters conclude that Simon of Cyrene died in Jesus' place, and Jesus and Mary Magdalene became not the teachers or even the great-great-grandparents but the parents of Mani. It sells well. It seems to remind some American Christians that good relations with the children of Abraham involves good relations with the children of Ishmael too. Then a quiet, fanatical scholar he's met a few times in the course of his research breaks into his apartment and his computer, babbling about sacrificing red heifers to bring about the ultimate conflict with the Muslim world...There will be a sequel. Probably a series.

The Old Testament itself tells us that it's a mistake to take prophetic texts too literally. In Hebrew more than in other languages, most words may suggest visual images, which may or may not literally have anything to do with the fulfilment of the prophecy. Jesus is the Lion of Judah, the greatest and strongest of all the leaders foretold to come out of that tribe; he is not a wild animal with claws and a tail and a foul odor. Abraham's "children" are like the sands of the sea in number; not in size or color or consistency. A red heifer without white spots, like the virgin bride who was to conceive (people would have imagined) in the moment of losing her virginity, is rare but natural; whether God promised to do anything special when a red heifer was literally sacrificed, or when people's dedication reached a level that is rare but natural, remains to be learned. 

The Bible does not promise that Christians will never be forced into war, or forced to choose between warfare and abuse. It does teach us that we are not to choose war with any child of Abraham. For all practical purposes we might as well read "with any one." The children of Abraham include Jews who trace their physical descent to Isaac, Christians who are adoptive heirs of Isaac, Arabs who trace their physical descent to Ishmael, non-Arab Muslims who are adoptive heirs of Ishmael, and the descendants of Keturah, which seems to include most of Africa and India. Cases have been made for the claim that "Red" Russians, who rejected Christianity, were also physical descendants of Isaac through "Red" Esau/Edom and that at least some northern European and indigenous American groups were physical descendants of the scattered tribes of Israel. The Bible does say that God will bless those who bless a child of Abraham, and curse those who curse one. This is probably best interpreted as telling us that we should bless rather than curse all nations.  Egyptians were not Ishmaelites in Bible days but now, having become Muslims, they too should be blessed and not cursed.

What may come as surprising news to some American Christians is that Christianity did not originate in Rome or Ireland. Christianity came from the Middle East. The first Christians were Jews; the Christian message reached other Semitic tribes before it reached European tribes. There were and there still are Christian groups that never had much contact with Rome, that understand the teachings of Moses and Jesus differently due to not having had them filtered through the teachings of Augustine or Aquinas or, in some cases, even Paul. There are Christians who understand resurrection in terms of reincarnation, and accept some of those Lost Books of the  Bible as sacred scriptures, and imagine Jesus laughing at the idea that people thought they were crucifying him rather than weeping for the suffering of someone else who was crucified in his place, and all kinds of things that mainstream churches teach us not to  believe. There are schools of Christian thought that are close to Muslim thought on some points. 

Are these minority Christian groups right? Well...most of the major heresies and Lost Books of the Bible were pushed out of the mainstream, not by war, but by a consensus of people who had studied the Law and the Prophets and the Gospels, discussed these books and ideas, and found them incompatible with the canonical scriptures. Do they have a right to their beliefs? Of course they have.

Islam has been called, by Christian scholars and thinkers no less than C.S. Lewis, the greatest of all the Christian heresies. In the Quran and Hadith the difficult and mysterious parts of Christian doctrine are replaced with ideas easier to understand, and the complexities of ideas like "In Christ is neither male nor female" are replaced with ideas more popular at the time like "Since you [mortals] agree that some of you are of more value than others..." And also some teachings that Christians might want to forget have been preserved, even spelled out in detail: To prevent employers from delaying payment, taking risks with the money, and perhaps not paying employees at all, Muslim employers are specifically told to pay employees "while the sweat is on their faces." To prevent quibbling about a certain level of interest on debt, like the two-figure interest on credit card debt, being defined as usury, Muslims are told not to charge interest on debts at all; there can be flat fees on loans, but creditors are not allowed to make more money by making it harder for debtors to pay off debts. Every American has undoubtedly heard false friends warble that "A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you"; Muslims are told to defend their friends in battle and support their businesses in times of peace. We in the US have the right and duty to identify ourselves as a majority-Christian nation, enshrine Christian practices in our law, and deport anyone who wants to replace our constitutional system with sharia law. Nevertheless there are things we could benefit from learning from Muslims. 

We should not tolerate either the efforts some Muslims have made to impose sharia law over and above our own law, or the efforts some of their (weak and temporary) political allies have made to cover up those efforts. We should recognize that, if the Israelis deserve support and protection as children of Abraham, so do the Arabs, and most other nations; for the prophecy has been fulfilled that Abraham's heirs would be like the sands of the seas in numbers. Muslims who seek reconciliation with Christians should also seek reconciliation  with Jews...and I say the sooner the better. 

Not everyone has experienced the peace and good will of a Sufi prayer meeting. I have; The Cyrene Conspiracy recalled it to my mind, and I hope the book can bring something similar to all of your minds. May that peace and good will be with all of you, Gentle Readers.

Tuesday, September 1, 2026

Book Review; Sunrise Cafe the Beginning

I may or may not get these book reviews back onto a regular schedule, depending on whether or not I can continue using the Internet regularly...I will try to read and review as many as possible of the e-books I have.

Title: Sunrise Cafe: the Beginning

Author: Miranda Stone

Date: 2025

Quote: "Sunrise Cafe serves the best coffee in Clearwater."

Sunrise Cafe is the scene of a series of sweet Florida-vacation romances. This is the prequel. Crissy, the server, watches new friends Blair (female) and Owen (male) become friends with each other, fall in love, and decide to stay in Clearwater, which is a real town on the Gulf Coast, not as watercolor-painting pretty as the stories about it are, but pretty enough (if you're not allergic to Florida). No quarrels, no worries except what becomes of the careers she's started further north and he's started further south, some kissing but nothing likely to embarrass readers if children find the book. 

Recommended to all who want a sweet summertime romantic fantasy.

Tuesday, August 25, 2026

Book Review: On and Off the Ice

Title: On & Off the Ice

Author: Dorothy Hamill (with Elva Clairmont)

Date: 1983

Publisher: Knopf

ISBN: 0-394-85610-4

Length: 181 pages

Quote: "I felt that in a sense I was no longer Dorothy Hamill--I was the United States."

Dorothy Hamill started skating when she was eight years old. At nine, she decided to make it a career. Practice and more practice, working through pain, solid legs, a quiet and disciplined personality, and a beautiful face, can do a lot for a person. In just ten short years, Hamill was the world's champion skater, with an Olympic gold medal and dozens of other prizes in her collection.

This book is about skating, and that's about all. In between 1976 and 1983 Hamill found time to get married, help her mother recover from surgery for cancer, raise money for the American Cancer Society, and bury her grandmother; in the book she also mentions plans to have children. Those parts of her story touch on other people's stories, so we're not told much about them. There's not much about Hamill's education in the book, although she went to school; not much about friends or family; no mention of religion or politics. This is intentional. Part of Hamill's charm was a quiet, reserved manner. In this book, at least, she didn't tell people more than they were interested in knowing.

This quality makes On & Off the Ice a good, tasteful, family-friendly story that nine-year-old girls can share with their brothers without embarrassment. The personal memories Hamill shares are the ones that may be helpful to other young athletes: having to say no to other sports and concentrate on skating, having to "advance at a snail's pace" and perfect simple moves before doing fancy ones, being forbidden to chew gum while skating.

The vocabulary of this book is also accessible to nine-year-olds. Figure skating does have its own vocabulary, but if primary school readers want to learn about skating, they'll learn words like "axel," "camel," and "mohawk."

Later, after the other characters in the story were past embarrassment, Hamill published a more personal memoir for adult readers. Not "adult" in the sense of sex; "adult" in the sense that there's a lot of reminiscence about her parents' declining years. Buy the one that's more relevant to where you are in life. There is, of course, no reason not to read both.

Monday, August 24, 2026

Book Review: The Clarinet and Saxophone Book

Title: The Clarinet and Saxophone Book

Author: Melvin Berger

Date: 1975

Publisher: Lothrop Lee & Shepard

ISBN: 0-688-51708-0

Length: 126 pages

Illustrations: black and white photos


(Photo: Syos, on Google)  

Quote: "The clarino was the high-pitched trumpet of that time. [Johann Christoph Denner] chose the name [clarinet] because the new instrument sounded so much like the trumpet."

This is a first book about the single-reed musical instrument family, written for middle school readers. There's a chapter about the history of the clarinet and saxophone, and subsequent chapters about how they're built, how they make sounds, how reeds are grown and shaped, the music that's been written for these instruments, people who were playing them professionally in the 1970s, public school bands that featured these instruments in the 1970s, and what other people were doing with these instruments in the 1970s.

Obviously the section about "The Clarinet, the Saxophone, and You" is as out of date as the little girl's band uniform in the cover picture. Otherwise, this is still a good book of information about instruments that were developed for use in symphony orchestras only after much of the great orchestra music had been written, and have yet to find their place in folk and popular music. Clarinets were definitely part of the "German Band" fad, saxophones were part of early swing and jazz, and both instruments adapt well to modern performances of traditional tunes...but no current musical genre really features the clarinet or saxophone in the way orchestras feature violins, marching bands feature trumpets, or rock bands feature guitars.

It might be argued that both classical and popular music would be better off without the single-reed instruments, since playing these instruments regularly tends to push the upper teeth out at the same time that it erodes the enamel on the lower front teeth. Perhaps the challenge for musicians in the twenty-first century will be to design new woodwind instruments that preserve those nice mellow woody tones while vibrating the reed against something other than the player's teeth. And I say the sooner the better.

The Clarinet and Saxophone Book is recommended to anyone interested in learning to play the clarinet and saxophone as they are, or in designing ecologically sound, human-breath-powered improvements on these instruments.

Sunday, August 23, 2026

Friday's Book Review: Dogbert's Clues for the Clueless

Title: Dogbert's Clues for the Clueless

Author: Scott Adams

Date: 1993

Publisher: Andrews & McMeel

ISBN: 0-8362-1737-3

Length: 112 pages of cartoons

Quote: "You could buy some other book on etiquette, and in it you might find such useful tidbits as what kind of uniform the upstairs servants should wear, or the proper way to address the Pope when you meet him in person. But if you want practical information--like what to do after you sneeze in your hand--then you have to buy this book."

This book is for giving to the outstandingly rude co-worker. It shows and tells rude people:

"If your lips are extended beyond your nose, then you are about to do something rude."

"Don't try to crush people by pushing the 'close' button" (on an elevator).

"For some strange reason it is expected that guests bring gifts to parties. Generally, a host will know if your gift is something you found in your glove compartment."

How reliable is Dogbert as a guide to etiquette? What would you expect from a fat neutered male albino lapdog? He confuses Manx cats, which have extra-thick fur and short or missing tails, with Rex cats, which have very sparse fur and normal tails. He suggests that it's normal for Dilbert's dates to flirt with other guys, perhaps rude when Dilbert's dates forget that Dilbert is still there and kiss other guys, and definitely rude when Dilbert's dates get too carried away to stop kissing other guys when Dilbert tells them that in another five minutes he'll go home.

Dogbert also seems to think it's normal to be traumatized when new mothers feed their babies in public. I think it would be healthier if new mothers kept their babies at home, away from airborne germs, too, but I could wish that some of the other Dilbert cartoon characters (perhaps Angry Alice?) had at least suggested that Dogbert and other males might benefit from therapy to deal with the inferiority complex they're showing.

Anyway, if you know the cartoons, you know the very special etiquette and logic of Dilbert's world already, so why bother about inaccuracies? Dogbert's Clues for the Clueless contains more than a hundred cartoon strips that, at the time of publishing, had not appeared, in the newspaper. 

Thursday's Book Review: A Spell Is Cast

With apologies, Gentle Readers. Actually I do know what came over me, and, after this coming week, it's unlikely to come over me again. It's a one-time, off-blog job.

Title: A Spell Is Cast

Author: Eleanor Cameron

Date: 1964

Publisher: Little Brown & Company

ISBN: none

Length: 271 pages

Illustrations: drawings by Beth and Joe Krush

Quote: "Cory felt her heart lighten. She felt it quicken with excitement at sight of the gulls wheeling high up, being blown in the wind and then planing down on still wings."

Cory has always lived with her mother, mostly in New York City. During the time frame of this family romance, a spell is cast over Cory by the new pleasures she discovers at her grandmother's house on the northern California coast. Not only does she discover cliffs, caves, seabirds, boats, and beaches; she also meets interesting people her own age (unspecified, but apparently between twelve and fifteen) and bonds with the woman her uncle ought to have married.

Of course, Fergie and Andrew, the elderly hired couple whose names started to sound newly ironic around the time this book went out of print, claim that a spell was cast on Cory from the very beginning. She's enchanted because she happens to be lefthanded, and her name sounds like the word they used for this quirk in Scotland, "cawry-fisted."

Then there's the vague sense of pleasant wonder that Eleanor Cameron had such a way of weaving into her novels. Cory's uncle and his girlfriend would probably have been reconciled in any case. In 1964 anybody who played a musical instrument would probably have played the old tune "Greensleeves." Because this is an Eleanor Cameron novel, the adult romance has to be restarted when Cory hears each half of the former couple playing "Greensleeves" and thinks people who know such a lovely tune just have to be meant...Female readers seem to have forgiven Cameron's heroines, especially Julia Redfern, for this kind of self-dramatization.

The Krushes add their own kind of enchantment with their lavishly detailed drawings of old houses, cars, and costumes. Their line drawings were sketchy, almost cartoonlike, and for shading they simply scribbled with the side of the pencil, yet you could pick out any object the Krushes drew from a group of possible real-life models. This team had such a unique talent that even fellow illustrator Elizabeth Enright contributed two books (about a 1960s family who discover and restore a well preserved 1890s neighborhood) to the list of Krush-illustrated books. A Spell Is Cast sold well in the 1960s and 1970s and is probably one of the easier Krush-illustrated books to find...but it's not cheap.

This book is recommended to anyone who wants to recapture the spell this book cast over girl readers in middle school. As an adult romance, its plot may be a bit thin...or it may re-enchant romantic types' inner children enough that they'll forgive this book for having more scenes of childish wonder at beaches than scenes of grown-up passion. The passion is there all right; it's just family-filtered.

Book Review: The Merry Widow

Title: The Merry Widow

Author: Grace Nies Fletcher

Date: 1970

Publisher: William Morrow & Company

ISBN: none

Length: 245 pages

Quote: "This title was thrust upon me involuntarily by a television MC in Baltimore who was introducing me as the author of my book, What's Right with Our Young People?"

The author of In My Father's House and Preacher's Kids goes on to say that the bumptious young man first said she "looked like a schoolteacher," and then, thinking that that didn't sound "pretty" enough," rushed on to report that her extensive travels after her husband's death made her a "merry widow." Mrs. Fletcher admitted that this phrase is a bit self-contradictory, but then, she always had believed in the healing benefits of merriment. She had travelled widely with her husband, and refused to stop travelling without him.

So she wrote this book, not as a straight travel guide nor as a straight memoir, but in hopes of amusing other senior citizens. Possibly, she thought, inciting them to enjoy their retirement more, whether they were coupled, widowed, or single.

Like Mrs. Fletcher's other books, this one is entertaining, with dry little jokes: "The saddle was wooden with a thin sheepskin thrown over it, and when I leaped astride and felt for the stirrups, there weren't any."

"After we'd wandered about shrine-hunting for a few hours, we finally took a taxi and discovered that the directions should have been exactly reversed. Polly, who had lived here before, shrugged. 'He had to tell us whether he knew the way or not. Otherwise he would have lost face.'"

"Even the mosquitoes at Penang are polite...They don't boast, as the Bangkok ones do, 'I'm going to bite, I'm going to bite, I'm going to bite!' The Penang mosquitoes simply do their stuff and fly away, and live to bite another day."

Writing The Merry Widow seems to have cheered Mrs. Fletcher up. On the Fletchers' last flight together, the plane bumped, and she tells us that, knowing her husband had only a few days left, she "thought how pleasant it would be to die together." Still, inevitably, those of us who are born with an inclination toward merriment find it on the other side of grief. The mishaps of travel become funny. The lighter sides of work, books, people, float back into consciousness. Eventually laughter even stops dissolving into tears every time we realize that someone is no longer here to share the joke. At which point, if you were Grace Nies Fletcher, you would write another book.

The readers Mrs. Fletcher had in mind for this book were probably senior citizens, mostly female, who would have found the Red Hat Society too brassy. By now, however, the ideal reader for The Merry Widow might be anyone who's interested in the tourist attractions of Europe and Asia and would enjoy comparing the way these places are now with the way they were in the 1960s

This book is becoming hard to find; when the review was first posted Amazon had pages for another book, and of course a music score, with the same title, but no page for this one. Now it has a page, but no guarantee that the actual book is in stock anywhere as many buyers and sellers are pulling away from Amazon.

Wednesday, August 19, 2026

Book Review: It's the Stupidity Stupid

Title: It's the Stupidity, Stupid

Author: Harry Shearer

Author's web page: http://www.harryshearer.com/

Date: 1999

Publisher: Ballantine

ISBN: 0-345-43401-3

Length: 104 pages

Quote: "I'd like to thank the voters and politicians of America for making this book both possible and necessary. You know who you are. Sue yourselves."

If the title It's the Stupidity, Stupid, does not instantly recall Bill Clinton's campaign slogan, "It's the economy, stupid," to your mind, you are too young to appreciate this book. If it does, and you were in Washington during the Clinton years, you've heard all the jokes in this book. Otherwise, there may be some chance that Clinton jokes (and fun facts) exist that you've not heard, and this book is where you'll find them.

Harry Shearer was not originally one of the people who hated Clinton--or, more accurately, hated that Clinton had become President. It took a lot of redneckery to prompt a Democrat to write this compendium of Clinton's mistakes as a sort of study of How the President of the United States Should Not Behave.

Of course, the problem with writing political satire is that one has to beware of alleged facts that can't be proved. Shearer writes, "FDR, whose marriage may yet turn out to be the template for the Clintons' (he and Eleanor both had girlfriends)..." Having made a serious study of the Clintons at the time, I automatically think: Not quite. "Girl friends" means those of the primary school and neighborhood park crowd who happened to be girls; all normal Americans had girl friends, at least when they were little girls or boys, or their children were. "Girlfriends," in the sense of female bedmates, has never been proved. Eleanor Roosevelt had lesbian admirers and tried to be kind to them, but surviving documentation proves only that Mrs. Roosevelt rejected certain lesbian propositions.

Unfortunately for Clinton fans, most of the facts in this book have been verified. And Shearer's presentation of them is funny, and more tasteful than a lot of the comedy that was floating around Washington in the 1990s. So, if you like Clinton jokes and haven't already read this book, read it for the chuckles and the memories.

Book Review: Insects Do the Strangest Things

Title: Insects Do the Strangest Things

Author: Leonora & Arthur Hornblow

Date: 1968

Publisher Random House

ISBN: none

Length: 60 pages

Illustrations: color drawings by Michael K. Frith

Quote: "The dragonfly does not look like a dragon. It does not look like a fly. It looks like a pretty little airplane."

This book has no introduction. It hardly needs one. The first paragraph is typical of what's in Insects Do the Strangest Things: fun facts about insects, written to challenge primary school readers.

Children of all ages (as well as adults) like fun facts, so this book and its companions, Birds Do the Strangest Things and Fish Do the Strangest Things, may be good choices for older readers as well. They're excellent choices for older siblings who like, or can be persuaded, to read aloud to preschoolers.

At the time of publication, this book also deserved commendation for not encouraging children to kill moths, butterflies, and beetles for their collections. As I recall, all the other nature books I had at this time, if they mentioned insects other than honeybees, told us how to kill the insects and display the bodies. It's possible for country children to acquire an impressive collection of moths and butterflies without killing anything, but now even no-kill collections are out of fashion because their popularity encouraged people to kill too many specimens that should have been allowed to live and multiply.

However, before sharing this book with children, parents may want to make up their minds about the ethics involved in filling a bottle with fireflies to use as a lamp. (When we read this book, my parents asked my brother and me how we would like to be trapped in a bottle.)

Insects Do the Strangest Things also encourages children to try keeping a praying mantis as a pet. This is definitely preferable to trying to control nuisance insects with poison sprays, which damage the environment and may cause allergies and/or build up toxicity in humans. Mantids, like their biological "cousins" in the roach and cricket families, often seem completely unafraid of humans. They can be trained to approach a human and beg for food treats. Bold, cleverer than many insects but none too bright, some of them even seem to enjoy having their backs stroked. Unlike roaches and crickets, mantids eat only other living insects, so they don't spread diseases...but parents may want to make a decision before a child decides to want a mantis for a pet.

Mantis egg cases are often sold for organic pest control. They work best if the eggs are kept at natural light and temperature conditions, in a safe place from which the baby mantids can move right back outdoors as soon as they hatch. Mantis hatchlings don't just eat the eggshells; if not exposed to other prey fast they'll eat each other.

A fun fact not discussed in the chapter on dragonflies is that some species of dragonflies, as well as mantids and paper wasps, like to be around humans because they eat all the insects that annoy humans. The old superstition that dragonflies will use their needle-shaped bodies to sew up someone's ears or nose may have started when people observed how often dragonflies perch on a human's ear or nose. Although few humans enjoy being perched on by dragonflies, the dragonflies do this in order to catch and eat flies, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Most of the insects discussed in this book are harmless, enjoyable species, but the book does discuss flies, mosquitoes, ants, and fleas (although technically fleas aren't insects). Neutrality is maintained. The Hornblows leave it up to parents to tell children whether spraying insects is ever justifiable.

However, enjoying the fun facts in Insects Do the Strangest Things may be a good preparation for a Green child to grow up interested in encouraging insect predators rather than trying to poison insects.

Book Review: The Four-Story Mistake

Title: The Four-Story Mistake

Author: Elizabeth Enright

Date: 1942

Publisher: Holt Rinehart & Winston

ISBN: my copy has none

Length: 177 pages

Illustrations: drawings by the author

Quote: "There were thirty acres of land that went with the house, and a sample of everything delightful, short of an active volcano and an ocean...brook, woods, stable, hollow tree, and summerhouse."

After the fictional Melendy family's New York brownstone caught fire, the old lady the children learned to appreciate in The Saturdays invited them to spend the summer at her beach house. Then she helped their father sell the brownstone and buy an old farmhouse in the Adirondacks where the children could explore the things that really interested their author. The Four-Story Mistake is the name of their new home (meant to be four storeys, it was built only three storeys high by mistake). Here they discover architecture, antiques, and history, especially the Victorian Era that most interested Elizabeth Enright.

They don't lose their own interests. Actually, they grow in them. Mona, whose fifteenth birthday apparently occurs during the time frame of the book, qualifies for a paid acting job in a 1940s live-production radio soap opera. (It could have happened, back then.) Thirteen-year-old Rush gets a tutoring job. Meanwhile, they discover the secret room where the Victorian papa tried to wall off the memory of his runaway daughter, ride to school on antique bicycles, and will be cruising around, by the end of the book, in a surrey with fringe on top.

Of course, this book is a piece of its own historical period too. It's not just that the Melendys are Christians, in the bland unobtrusive way mainstream publishers expected at the time. It's that when they raise money by putting on talent shows, or even find a genuine diamond in the brook, they rush into town to buy...war bonds!

Some children enjoy learning new words from context clues, in phrases like "their swelling necks and biceps," "a light shining vertically through the rain," or "junior prima donnas temperamenting around the house." These children may or may not have been formally identified as gifted, themselves, but they also enjoy reading about the gifted and talented Melendy family; they're the ones who kept these books in print for forty years.

Perhaps family members who can explain concepts like war bonds and gramophones to eight-year-olds are in shorter supply than they were in the 1970s. Perhaps, too, the three later volumes in this four-book series gave me more pleasure than the first ones because they have a strong regional flavor; they're about the Appalachian Mountains all right, and there's not a coal mine or a moonshiner in this book. (There's a moonshiner in Then There Were Five, though.) Still, this is a classic book by a Newbery Award author. Every child deserves the opportunity to discover Enright's books.

Sunday, August 16, 2026

Book Announcement: The Lost Books of the Bible

Title: The Lost Books of the Bible

Author/translator credited on the cover: R.H. Charles

Author/editor: Joel Fotinos

Date of original publication of most content: 1894

Date of publication of this book: August 18, 2026'

Publisher: St Martin's

Quote: "And Josias held the feast of the passover in Jerusalem..."

Fotinos doesn't add a lot of explanation to this book--or collection of books. It begins with "And Josias held the feast..." What else had come before the feast? You need to know your study Bible, the one with the Apocrypha in it. Most English translations emphasize the difference between the two Hebrew books ascribed to Ezra, and the two apocryphal books written in Greek and ascribed to Esdras, by spelling the names differently; there are 1 and 2 Ezra, and then there are 1 and 2 Esdras. Spanish and some other translations of the Bible emphasize their intended continuity. Ezra and Esdras are the same name. The books may not have been written by the same man, but the author of 1 Esdras wanted people to believe they were. The narrative in 1 Esdras picks up where 2 Ezra leaves off. Before reading The Lost Books of the Bible you need to know the actual Bible well enough to know what a lot of obscure Jewish and Christian writers, between 1500 and 2500 years ago, were adding their words to. 

It looks like fraud to us, and even ancient writers sometimes felt called to condemn anyone who changed their words, but in this period of history it was commonplace for secretaries and students to write in the names of their masters and teachers. Of course beginning writers sometimes selected as masters the books of writers who had been dead for a long time. Their goal was not to produce "original" work but to imitate their masters' work well enough that people would not know which were the master's own works and which were the student's. There is thus no real way of knowing whether the "real" Ezra suddenly switched to writing in Greek, which his Hebrew books don't sound as if he was likely to have done, or whether someone who worked for him felt moved to write the part of his autobiography he never had time to write, or whether--which seems more likely--some random Greek-speaker wrote down some fragments of history as 1 Esdras and the person's own vision as 2 Esdras. 

Historical perspective makes some aspects of these ancient books laugh-out-loud funny today. The author of the outrageous fiction called the Book of Adam and Eve claimed that God had told Adam, repeatedly, that this mortal world would end after 5500 years--500 years after Christ's time, according to the widespread belief that humankind had been created just 4000 years before Abraham's time. A little further along in the history of the early Church, we find Barnabas (was he the same Barnabas who travelled with Paul? Who knows?) explaining that as the world had been made in six days, so it would end in 6000 years. In the tale of Tobit a demon is exorcised, and a woman healed, by a bit of traditional magic involving a dead fish. In the wildly improbable Acts of Peter a talking dog plays a prominent role; we might want to read this "dog" as a priest in a sex cult, so we are specifically told that he is "a dumb animal," though he has a lot to say. 

The Book of the Twelve Patriarchs looks like what some early Christian writers defended as a "pious fiction," in which a Christian writer retells the stories of Jacob and his sons, emphasizing that each of the founders of the tribes of Israel supposedly had a Christian vision just before he died. The Book of Adam and Eve betrays a lack of familiarity with Old Testament history, but may redeem itself by a careful observation of a parent's interactions with a whiny, entitled, manipulative three-year-old, prone to tantrums, and his quiet enabler, his two-year-old sister. Adam and Eve are characterized as that kind of children. The author of this book should only have written a proper novel about an ordinary family...

Nevertheless, each of these books contains enough real religious thought that some people thought it ought to be printed in copies of the Bible. Some of the apocryphal Christian books clearly reflect the beliefs and personalities of real Christians. Barnabas, whoever he was, may have been omitted from the New Testament because he was more anti-Jewish than Paul's colleague could credibly have been. The Bible does not directly oppose abortion, although it existed; some of the apocryphal Christian writers condemn it in harsh and graphic language. The Old Testament never explains why rape seems to have been more severely punished than murder; the apocryphal writer lets Joseph, the son of Jacob who was sexually harassed by his master's wife, explain why sexual violation is not merely a violation of the victim, of the victim's family, or of social order generally, but a sin against Life itself. 

The Gospel of Thomas is particularly interesting to many baby-boomers. According to European and Indian literary tradition, Thomas was the apostle who went to India. He had known Jesus personally; he was the apostle who wanted to examine His scars. Did Jesus say all the things Thomas claims Jesus said, which neither Matthew, Mark, Luke, nor John ever mentioned? Was the author the same Thomas, or was he quoting the same Jesus? We may never know, but we can see clearly that this Thomas has been influenced by much study of both Christian and Buddhist thought. His book appeals to all of us who felt "seduced," to whatever extent, by "New Age" ideas in the 1980s. 

If you feel up to the challenge of spending time in fellowship with these long-ago writers, even though they were imperfect people, some of them bad writers, and some of them probably dishonest people, you may appreciate the work of the late, great Irish scholar R.H. Charles, who was best known for his translations of ancient literature, and his contemporary admirer Joel Fotinos.

This book is recommended only to people who know their Bibles well. To those interested in the history of the early church, however, it may be a real treasure.

Do you already have all of these books? Here is the complete list of the thirty books in this one-volume library:

1. 1 Esdras
2. 2 Esdras
3. Tobit
4. Judith
5. Wisdom of Solomon
6. Sirach
7. Baruch
8. Letter of Jeremy
9. Prayer of Manasseh
10. Additions to Daniel
11. Additions to Esther
12. Testament of the Twelve Patriarchs
13. Ascension of Isaiah
14. Apocalypse of Abraham
15. Baruch (Syriac)
16. Book of Adam and Eve
17. Gospel of Tomas
18. Gospel of Peter
19. Infancy Gospel of James
20. Infancy Gospel of Peter
21. Gospel of Nicodemus
22. Gospel of Mary
23. Acts of Paul and Thecla
24. Shepherd of Hermas
25. Didache
26. Epistle of Barnabas
27. Apocalypse of Peter
28. Odes of Solomon
29. Epistle to the Laodiceans
30. Acts of Peter

Tuesday, August 11, 2026

Book Review: Ca ne va pas, Charlie Brown

"Reruns, always reruns," I seem to hear someone grumble. "Aren't you reading any new books lately?"

The answer is that when I agreed to read and review a copy of a manuscript called Lost Books of the Bible I got a little more than I bargained for. I was able to skip some of the full-length books that are printed in "study" and Catholic Bibles, among the Apocrypha. Some other early Christian books that were circulated and admired, 1500 to 2000 years ago, but regretfully deemed not to belong in the New Testament because they conflicted with the canonical books of the Bible...are even longer. I have been reading a full-length book manuscript a day, and they're all going to be bound together and available in bookstores next week, and I want to read and fairly review all of them. The book, originally hand-printed on five scrolls, that I'm reading now, has almost 200 chapters. In the other collection of early Christian literature I own, the "books" were actually letters, printed in between a lot of historical commentary from the editor...I was expecting this forthcoming book to be like that, too, and it's not. Very little contemporary chitchat. Lots of nineteenth century translations from Greek, Hebrew, and Old Slavonic. I'm out of my depth but I've always found that an enjoyable way to learn.

Book Title: Ca ne va pas, Charlie Brown

Author: Charles M. Schultz

Date: 1970

Publisher: Holt Rinehart & Winston

ISBN: none

Length: pages not numbered; a thin paperback

Quote: "Quand je serai grand, je serai un grand docteur...le Willie Mays de la medecine!"

In 1970, Holt Rinehart & Winston offered three collections of "Peanuts" cartoons with the words translated into French or Spanish. One of these collectors' items was Ca ne va pas, Charlie Brown, translated from You Need Help, Charlie Brown.

What more do you need to know? This book includes such classic "Peanuts" moments as Linus telling Lucy, the would-be psychiatrist, "When your kind have disappeared, thumbs and blankets will last forever" (Quand ton espece aura disparu, les pouces et les couvertures seront toujours la).

Or Linus telling Snoopy, "You can't be happy all the time! There are always ups and downs! That's human...if you know what I mean." (On ne peut pas etre heureux tout le temps. On a toujours des hauts et des bas. C'est humain! Si l'on peut dire.)

Or Charlie Brown scolding Snoopy, "Other dogs jump for joy when their master comes home," and, when Snoopy goes into a ballet routine only a cartoon dog can do, observing, "I missed another good chance to keep my mouth shut" (J'ai encore perdu une occasion de me taire).

The French vocabulary in these cartoons is dead easy; even first-year students should be able to guess any unfamiliar words before looking them up. Classic cartoons are a painless way of learning vocabulary words.

So, this book is recommended to first-year students of French and to "Peanuts" collectors. Because it was a limited edition, it's neither easy to find nor cheap.

Monday, August 10, 2026

Book Review: People Skills

Book Title: People Skills

Author: Robert Bolton

Date: 1979

Publisher: Simon & Schuster

ISBN: 0-671-62248-X

Length: 295 pages of text including footnotes, plus index

Quote: "One of the problems of trying to learn communication skills from a book's printed page is that the vocal quality is missing."

That's on page 95. On page 94, facing it, is an example of how true it is. In a graph printed sidewise up the page, Bolton lists the words that, in his social circle as of 1979, described different levels of emotionality: "satisfied--happy--jubilant" and so on. He asserts that, for people he knew, "angry" was more intense than "mad."

I find this assertion startling, perhaps because, etymologically, "angry" means "showing any degree of anger" while "mad" means "rabid, violently insane, out of one's mind with rage."

Does this mean that Bolton was wrong about the way the people he knew used "mad" and "angry"? No; it means that it's important to pay attention to the way the people we know use words. One can always ask.

So far as I know every English-speaking member of my generation has read People Skills. (How well we use the information this book contains is another question.) Those of us who write, speak, teach, or make business presentations have read other books on the art of communication too, and may feel that those books go beyond People Skills...but, on consideration, most of them do seem to presuppose that everybody had read People Skills first.

So, who needs to buy the copy I have for sale? Younger people who've not read it yet, of course. People Skills is not written in the helpful "First Book of" or "Idiot's Guide to" format, but it really is a first book about communication.

Sunday, August 9, 2026

Book Preview: Doing Something New

(I received a review copy of this book through Net Galley. It's been discouraging for me and for many writers when picture books, graphic books, and art books either didn't come through my e-mail, or came through missing the illustrations that really make these books. I'm delighted to report that Net Galley's new E-Reader showed all the pictures in this picture book, in full color and charm. As regular readers know, review copies are often sent to reviewers  by publishers before books are available in stores, so that bookstores can launch new books by displaying reviews as soon as the books arrive. Doing Something New should be available in stores on Tuesday. If you want a Christian picture book for a primary school or even kindergarten child, perhaps one who seems apprehensive about starting school this fall, go ahead and order it now; it's that good.)

Title: Doing Something New

Author: Mitali Perkins

Illustrator: Andres Landazabal

Date: August 11, 2026

Publisher: InterVarsity

ISBN: 978-1-5140-1332-8 

Quote: "Jesus, now I come to you, at the start of something new."

This is a rhymed prayer for primary school children. The words are applicable to many situations. The pictures make it clear that it's about a brother and sister, probably of north Indian descent, starting a new school year. For the sister, who seems older, it may be a different school; for the brother what's new might be going to school at all. They face unnerving situations--being chosen for a team before a game, meeting a classmate whose eyes seem unfocussed (the brother), meeting a classmate who just doesn't want to be friendly at all (the sister), worrying that people will think they're odd if they say grace before meals. They ask Jesus to help them be bold, fair, and kind.

The pictures are excellent--lifelike, with readable "feelings," showing a diverse contemporary crowd at school and a first-century Judean setting in their memories of the life of Jesus. The Beatitudes are printed in some of the pictures.

One thing that jarred, on first reading, was an odd phrasing: "Help me be a bit as bold." In the US and UK we say that someone is "not a bit as..." (whatever) as someone or something else. Flipping this phrase into a positive sentence seems odd and foreign. (Perkins' afterword mentions a family of Bengali descent who lived in many places around the world.) This could become an illustration of the kind of behavior the characters model in the book. People in countries where other languages were traditionally spoken sometimes adopt English as an international language; sometimes they speak it in novel, unanticipated ways. Sometimes someone whose first language is not English uses words in ways that are clearly "wrong," like Andrei Codrescu's "buy this bus" when he meant "pay to ride this bus," and sometimes whole communities who have adopted English use words in ways that may be new, but make sense and may even have something to teach us. "Help me be a bit as bold" is worth sitting with for a few minutes. I can understand why the publisher allowed it.

Recommended to all Christian families, this book would make a nice gift to a family or a small church school where other needs may outweigh the need for shiny new picture books.