Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts

Friday, April 10, 2026

New Book Review: Barking Orders

Title: Barking Orders

Author: Roxy the Cattle Dog

Date: 2026

Publisher: Ironia Press

Quote: "Humans think they're in charge. Adorable, really."

Roxy is a bossy but goodhearted Black Heeler. She lives with her "upright mammals" in Toronto, where her talent might seem wasted. Bred to guard and herd cattle, she uses her talents (as she seems to see it, in this short book written from her point of view) to fend off the incursions of deliverymen and direct humans away from party dinners long enough for her to gobble up some of the savory treat food. But obviously her humans are getting dinner party stories and now at least a "concept book" out of her adventures...which include her "mission" to cheer up her human when he's sad, too.

The only thing you might not like about this book is that it's the sort of short "concept book" that works best when the scant text fills in around lots of pictures, and my advance review e-copy did not have the pictures. It's funny. Caution is advised about eating or drinking while reading this book. And at 125 pages of short sentences in generously sized type, it'd be an excellent choice for reading in bed after injuries other than broken ribs. 

The author promises a sequel, also to be called Barking Orders. I'd recommend at least adding a number, if determined to repeat the title, to help book buyers and sellers keep track of which volume they've already read or sold. If you like funny dog stories, you will want the sequel.

Wednesday, April 8, 2026

Book Review: Putting on Heirlooms

Title: Putting on Heirlooms

Author: Claire Gardner

Date: 2023

Quote: "I, previously a brilliant private eye named Terrence, left this mortal coil and was rudely awakened in the body of this tiny parakeet..."

The parakeet Seymour, channelling the tough-talking detective Terrence, helps his human (Sharon) find a jewelled brooch even when a fake channeller says it's been stolen by a criminal gang in Europe. More comedy than mystery, but I did laugh. 

Friday, March 27, 2026

Book Review: The Missing Bride

Title: The Missing Bride

Author: Zanna Mackenzie

Date: 2015

Quote: "If I do manage to complete my apprenticeship...the agency will offer me a job."

Amber, an apprentice for a private detective agency ("We're not the police. We're better than the police"), is assigned to find out who kidnapped the bride-to-be just before a big expensive wedding. 

At least it's a twist on the usual mystery and the usual romantic comedy. I don't know what to say. For those who like this kind of plot, I suppose this is the sort of thing youall like. I did not get into it or suspend disbelief, but that's me. 

Thursday, March 26, 2026

Book Review: Claws Clues and a Deadly Detour

Title: Claws Clues and a Deadly Detour

Author: Pandora Gale

Date: 2026

Quote: "[B]est stay in your room tonight. Inn gets...restless."

When her car broke down, Crowe thought she heard a psychic voice calling her to go to the inn in town and help someone. When she lay down in her room in the inn, she dreamed about a big fluffy Maine Coon cat being locked up because people were calling him "the Phantom Cat" and associating him with human trouble. So she uncages the cat and immediately there's a murder for them to solve. 

The cat is in the lead. He has psychic powers. In his past he was worshipped by humans who called him Lucifer. He doesn't like most humans or wish them well. He likes scaring the guilty into confessing. I think this book was written with more comedic than satanic intentions, but it's the kind of book that used to trigger "satanic panic." 

If you read Lucifer as an animal who' s been abused by Satanists rather than an old school witch burner's notion of a familiar demon in animal form, you might want to read the rest of a series about Lucifer and Crowe. I wouldn't spend money. The cute, whimsical, funny part of this series is going to be a phobia trigger for someone you know. There are better cozy mysteries.

Monday, March 23, 2026

New Book Review: Murder Magic and Muffins

Title: Murder Magic and Muffins

Author: Stella Glass

Quote: "[T[his secret kitchen looked like a magical storm of violet sparkles. Witches are so showy, especially to each other."

 Matilda, an active part of her family's bakery business, guesses who killed two men in different places at the same time with considerable help from her telepathic cat Bundough. There's only one real suspect so I can't say the plot kept me guessing, but cozy mystery fans may think the Baxters' bakery is cute and cozy enough to make up for a too-easy plot. 

It's a series, or part of one. Some people will want to collect Matilda's further adventures.

Thursday, March 19, 2026

New Book Review: The Lingering Dead

Title: The Lingering Dead (formerly Souls of the South)

Author: Philippa Wozniak (formerly Louise Philips)

Date: 2026

Quote: "Sometimes...a house chooses its owner."

Although it's a reissue, what I received was an advance reader's copy of a shiny new edition of this book. 

This is a ghost story. The humans who are alive in the 1930s, when the story takes place, are being moved around by the humans who died during or after the Civil War. If that kind of stories completely destroy your suspension of disbelief, read something else. That's what's not to like about this book
Otherwise it's a classic Southern Gothic story with a sweet, sassy heroine who's in danger of various kinds, sometimes rescuing herself, sometimes being rescued by a handsome hero, and a present-time Miss Louisa who is benign and a ghost Miss Louisa who the present-time Miss Louisa insists is up to no good, and a tangled line of inheritance. Is Ted a Yankee with more money than good sense, who might buy the cotton mill but won't be able to run it, or is he the long-lost rightful heir? The living characters don't know. The ghosts do. And what about the woman who may or may not have been killed before she was placed on the bed beside Ted in the hotel room? 

You'll laugh at the cliches. You'll like Savannah and, as it becomes clear that she's not who she seems to be, enjoy her quest to find out who she really is. You might even manage to like Ted, who seems less conceited than many heroes of romance. If you're not put off by the active ghosts, you'll probably enjoy this book.

Wednesday, February 25, 2026

Book Review: The Pink Motel

I searched the Internet. Today a row of six little pink cabins on the beach is hard to find in Florida, because so much of the beach has been filled with big expensive hotel buildings...and yes, some of the big ones are pink! In real life, a pink motel has turned out to be a viable idea.


Photo from Google.

Title: The Pink Motel

Author: Carol Ryrie Brink

Date: 1959

Publisher: Macmillan

ISBN: none

Length: 183 pages

Illustrations: drawings by Sheila Greenwald

Quote: “Although they had been warned in advance, the Mellens were also astonished by the color of the motel...It was pink, pink, PINK.”

There’s plenty of nonsense in this tale of the bland Northern family who inherit the flamingo-pink motel building. There’s even a fictional motif I usually hate—the plot where the ten-year-old is the only one who notices or understands something any competent adult would have noticed or understood first—which becomes tolerable, in this book, because it’s deliberately exaggerated for comedy purposes. But it’s not pure nonsense; The Pink Motel is also a satire about conformity, and probably also about McCarthyism.

This is a comic satire about people who try to be sensible, inconspicuous, and predictable at all times, and therefore either fail to see what’s right under their noses, or else use their own superficial conformity to take advantage of anyone who believes conformity is good. Children and eccentric senior citizens have to rescue people like the Mellen parents from crimes, even though the crimes are both preposterously petty and preposterously obvious, because the Mellen parents have mental blind spots for anything unexpected. Kirby and Bitsy Mellen want to consult their parents when things look suspicious to them, but their parents keep telling them not to be silly—well-dressed, icily polite men with bulges under their coats can’t be carrying concealed weapons, and so on.

Kirby, Bitsy, and their parents have inherited the motel and its guests from an eccentric uncle. Kirby’s buddy, nicknamed “Big” because he’s the smallest in his family, speaks an outdated dialect but knows more about living in Florida than any other character in the book. Bitsy’s buddy, Sandra, has been trained to sit still “with her nose in the air” by her rich conformist parents, but the other children liven her up.

Then there’s Miss Ferry, whose shrewdness and ability to produce snacks out of nowhere suggest that she may be a “fairy” or wizard, and Mr. Carver, a very wise penniless eccentric wood carver, and Marvello, a depressed stage magician, and Miss DeGree, who will become the damsel in distress, and Mr. Black and Mr. Locke, who ooze criminality to such an extent that only conformists like the children’s parents would trust them for a second. Then there’s the baby alligator...

Carol Ryrie Brink is best known for realistic family stories that were based on facts, like Family Grandstand, Mademoiselle Misfortune, Two Are Better than One, and most of all the Newbery Award story of Caddie Woodlawn. Not all readers who liked those books appreciated The Pink Motel. Brink had written other whimsical stories in the doesn’t-have-to-make-sense-as-long-as-it’s-funny mode, however, like Baby Island and The Highly Trained Dogs of Professor Petit; and some of her readers liked her in both modes.

Today, The Pink Motel is an obscure children’s classic...and my copy definitely shows the effects of fifty years of enjoyment by children. 

Monday, February 23, 2026

Book Review for 1.20.26: The View from Chivo

I had intended to review some new books by now, but guess what happened just after the week with no laptop at all? Next Kindle "updated" in such a way that even the new book I had made time to read, review, and schedule a review for its actual publication date in May, was suddenly "old, incompatible," and unable to be opened. So here is a nice review of a vintage book.

Title: The View from Chivo

Author: H. Allen Smith

Date: 1971

Publisher: Trident (Simon & Schuster)

ISBN: none

Length: 275 pages

Quote: “Their festivals were organized...around the most important industrial or agricultural products of their areas. Chivo County didn’t have any.”

H. Allen Smith was a comic writer who enjoyed great success in the mid-twentieth century. It’s not hard to guess why he fell out of favor. He could be comical on many levels at a time, but his comedy always relied on politically incorrect stereotypes.

Since my stereotype is that Texans consider themselves above whining about being ridiculed, in the way members of some other groups might whine, I propose as an example this wisecrack: “The four greatest pleasures afforded by life, in the code of the Texan (according to a study made by Dr. Dewey D. Mook, the distinguished Oklahoma psychotechnologist) are (1) outsmarting an opponent, preferably a close relative, in a business deal; (2) being seen in church; (3) sexual gratification, and (4) full participation in community festivals.”

As late as 1971 the code of the American Who Wished to Be Credited with a Sense of Humor, which was just about every American, mandated that Texans must laugh first, loudest, and longest at this kind of jokes. Social change took place rather quickly. Smith had similar jokes about other demographic groups, too. As long as people were being stereotyped as quirky but not, y'know, loathsome, it was all supposed to be funny.

Anyway, The View from Chivo is one of a series of slapstick comedies describing the adventures of a super-rich cat, his young-rich-and-gorgeous human guardians, and the small-town types they meet while travelling with the cat, and they’re all stereotyped in what have since become offensive ways. Of course, stereotypes aren’t the only jokes. There are literary jokes, mock histories, mock quotations. There are awful puns, as when an old man doesn’t react to being called a “windbreaker,” so the rude person elucidates further: “old gasbag.” There are oldfashioned “dirty jokes,” as told by middle school boys who lump sex, digestion, and all bodily illnesses together as gross-outs. There are perhaps unintended anachronisms: a character described as young in 1971 was deploring an Italian tour guide’s unfamiliarity with American authors in 1951. There’s some classic vintage ridicule of rock music, and scenes and lyrics to prove that if this book had been made into a movie the soundtrack would have contained plenty of rock music.There are author-intrusive self-deprecations: an elaborate description of scenery ends with “It takes a lot out of a man to write like that!”; a compound-complex sentence segues into “look at that sentence if I’m not careful I’ll start writing like that guy Faulkner and win the Nobel Prize...” Eventually all these jokes coalesce into a sort of slapstick-comedy plot, although it remains, consistently, more slapstick than plot.

It never happened, never could have happened, and wasn’t even made into a movie...but if you enjoy totally unfashionable jokes, The View from Chivo should be good for several days’ worth of chuckles.

Thursday, February 5, 2026

Book Review: The Light Fantastic

Book Review: The Light Fantastic

Author: Terry Pratchett

Date: 1986

Publisher: Harper Collins

ISBN: 0-06-102070-2

Length: 241 pages, plus appendix, crossword puzzle, and ads for otherr books

Quote: “The very fabric of time and space is about to be put through the wringer.”

There are lines in The Light Fantastic, like the quote above, or like the opening—“The sun rose slowly, as if it wasn’t sure it was worth all the effort. Another Disc day dawned, but very gradually, and this is why...”—that could be mistaken for Douglas Adams’. Don’t be deceived. Discworld is a different, more optimistic place than Douglas Adams’ ultimately tragic universe.

Then there are lines like, “‘Rincewind, all the shops have been smashed open, there was a whole bunch of people across the street helping themselves to musical instru­ments, can you believe that?’ ‘Yeah,’ said Rincewind, picking up a knife and test­ing its blade thoughtfully. ‘Luters, I expect’,” that could be mistaken for Piers Anthony’s...but although Anthony was the one who steered me to Discworld back in the 1980s, Discworld is a different, ultimately less optimistic place than Xanth.

Anyway, this is one of the long, rambling Discworld comedy/fantasy series. All of Discworld is threartened, although you have to read ar good way into the book to find out by what it’s threatened this time, and it must be saved by Rincewind the incompetent magician, and Twoflower the planet’s first tourist, and Twoflower’s Luggage, a rather appealing creature in its own right...and since the suspense in this kind of book consists of finding out how they all reach the improbable happy ending, that’s probably as much as a review should disclose.

This book is recommended to (a) readers who don’t know Discworld yet, but enjoy logical nonsense, and (b) readers who came to Discworld late and need the early volumes (this is volume two) to complete their collections. 

Wednesday, January 28, 2026

Book Review: Mr Mysterious & Co

Book Review: Mr. Mysterious & Company

Author: Sid Fleischman

Date: 1962

Publisher: Little Brown & Company

ISBN: none

Length: 151 pages

Illustrations: line drawings by Eric von Schmidt

Quote: “Have you ever seen a cow lay eggs?”

Sid Fleischman was a stage magician before he was a writer. His first book explained tricks he did on stage. Later he wrote several comic novels about magicians, entertainers, and storytellers.

Mr. Mysterious & Company is vintage Fleishman. A fictional family travel around the partly settled but still wild Western States, offering “wholesome family entertainment” featuring Pa’s magic tricks. Using a combination of tricks, showmanship, and basic niceness, they rescue a dog, make friends, and strike a balance between a settled-down lifestyle and their love of performing.

Even third grade students will see the happy ending coming, but the comedy is funny enough that people tend to read (or listen to) the whole story once. 

Monday, January 19, 2026

Book Review: Archy and Mehitabel

Book Review: Archy and Mehitabel

Author: Don Marquis

Date: 1927

Publisher: Doubleday

ISBN: none

Length: 252 pages

Illustrations: drawings by George Herriman

Quote: “We...discovered a gigantic cockroach jumping about on the keys...We never saw a cockroach work so hard or perspire so freely in all our lives before. After about an hour of this frightfully difficult literary labor he fell to the floor exhausted, and we saw him creep feebly into a nest of the poems.”

My regular readers are already acquainted with Archy, the cockroach reincarnation of “a vers libre bard” who wanted to go on writing free verse, and with his good buddy Mehitabel, the alley cat who lives for the moment. Normal cats flatten cockroaches; Mehitabel made a pet and confidante of Archy. What can I add? At the time of writing this review I had for sale a 1930 copy in good condition. It's been sold. I can get another copy.

If you’re not familiar with Don Marquis’s animal characters, I’ll add that Archy had clear memories of being human and took an interest in human affairs. Of course, being an animal, he was particularly interested in the way humans treat animals. He wrote on behalf of chickens “that a hen regrets it / when they wring her neck / as much as an oriole...” and transcribed a “Song of Pete the Pup,” “o master let us go again / and play beside the sea,” and so on. And, in human life, Archy had been an opponent of Prohibition (like Marquis), so he wrote on that topic too...but you have to read the book. 

Friday, January 16, 2026

Book Review: Banana Blitz

Book Review: Banana Blitz

Author: Florence Parry Heide

Date: 1983

Publisher: Holiday House

ISBN: 0-8234-0480-3

Length: 119 pages

Quote: “‘And it’s so nice that your friend from the apartment building will be your roommate,’ said Mom.”

Although Banana Blitz was published in 1983, its protagonist Jonah Krock is a boy of the twenty-first century. He doesn’t play sports. He doesn’t want friends. All he needs for happiness are a TV, some junkfood, and his parents off his case. His parents want him to get some exercise and have a friend.

Last summer, in the first volume, Banana Twist, Jonah met a guy close to his age whom he could visit without actually walking around the block—nerdy Goober Grube, whom he doesn’t like. While trying to get into Fairlee, the boarding school whose admissions official told him the dorm rooms were equipped with TV sets and refrigerators, Jonah quoted some of Goober’s remarks for the admissions questionnaire. Now he’s been admitted to Fairlee...and assigned Goober as a roommate. Goober doesn’t like television, and although he was looking forward to the refrigerator too, he wants to fill it with fish and yeast.

Jonah persuades Goober to watch a TV show and count the number of times the word “banana” is used in each commercial in order to win a contest. However, as in Banana Twist, the comedy has less to do with bananas than with communication. Jonah and Goober miscommunicate with almost everybody, almost all the time. The result is naturally a mess of misunderstandings (and banana jokes).

Banana Blitz is easy to read, with large clear type and short simple words. It can be enjoyed by determined second grade readers, but adults are likely to chortle over it as much as kids do. 

Tuesday, December 9, 2025

Book Review: The Simpsons Xmas Book

Book Review: The Simpsons Xmas Book

Author: Matt Groening and Mimi Pond

Date: 1990, 1992

Publisher: Harper Collins

ISBN: 0-06-096960-1

Length: pages not numbered

Illustrations: cartoons in color

Quote: “Maggie’s walking by herself. Lisa got straight A’s. And Bart, well, we love Bart.”

What Bart Simpson wants for Christmas is a tattoo that says “Mother.” The drug-damaged tattoo artist who accepts Bart’s claim that Bart is twenty-one gives him a tattoo that says “moth.” Marge spends all the money she’s been saving for the holidays to have this tattoo removed.

Homer’s boss decides at the last minute not to give out any Christmas bonuses. Rather than share this news with his family, Homer retreats into anger, throws a tantrum, screams that “Christmas is cancelled,” and sneaks out to buy really cheap presents. “And for me, some breath mints...which the family will appreciate too.”

Can Christmas be more than a shopping spree for the Simpsons...or for real, three-dimensional people who have no religion? If you’ve not already learned the answer on TV, you need the book. If you enjoyed the TV special, you might want the book as a souvenir. Every Simpsons collection needs the Xmas Book. 

Friday, November 28, 2025

Book Review: Constituent Service

Title: Constituent Service


Author: John Scalzi

Date: 2024 (e-book); 30 November 2025 (printed book)

Publisher: Subterranean Press

ISBN: 978-1-64524-284-0

Quote: "I am so sorry I'm late. Our bus hit a chicken."

In this case the book's cover tells us quite a bit about the book. In a future United States, a very nice girl called Ashley has just been hired by a city government office to work in "constituent services." The city is now home to assorted intelligent alien species, including a funguslike alien living on the potted plant shown behind Ashley. Ashley is told that she was hired as a representative of humans, though the last time the department employed a human was eighteen years ago and he stayed for three days, and we get several other riffs on the "aliens talk to and about humans the way reasonably polite and well educated White Americans talked to and about Black Americans in the twentieth century" theme. Then the various constituents' problems start to come together and form a plot that will require Ashley to go down the sewers to confront a "fatberg" (a thing that actually exists in our world) and then save the city by putting on diving gear smeared with alien pheromones. 

Who is the chicken and how did she come into it? You'll have to read the story and find out. It's short, witty, and pithy; though it shows as only 100 pages on my Kindle it feels like a complete, well written novella.

How believable is Ashley? I find her believable. Granted, most bureaucrats whose job might be called "constituent services" think their job is to tell everyone who calls them to call some other number, any number, while shopping online and polishing their nails. Nevertheless I've known some young ones who had good intentions, and even seemed not to need a specific federal law to "clarify" for them the difference between their hips and their elbows. They learn to play unbelievably dumb on the job. There is a stage early in the development of a bureaucrat when person might, if forced to work in the private sector, be quite pleasant to work with. Ashley has more fortitude than most of the Nice Girls who get jobs in government offices. I read her as a role model presented to bureaucrats to remind them how to behave if they want any public support for the idea of keeping their offices open. 

What's not to like? Some people don't like science fiction as comedy.

What's to like? This book did well enough on the Internet that it's being printed. You can order it at your favorite bookstore, starting on Sunday (if your bookstore is open on Sunday). If you like warmhearted, funny, goofy science fiction where even the scammer turns out to be nice, you might want to pre-order now.

Friday, October 31, 2025

Book Review: Anansi Boys

Some people don't want to sell or promote anything by Neil Gaiman because, although his sexual misconduct wasn't rape, it did harm the marriage he betrayed and the "other woman" he disappointed. This is a valid concern. However, because today is Halloween and because we're all connecting with our Inner Caribbean Islanders this week, I'm reposting this post from the past anyway. Anansi Boys, which became American Gods, was a brilliant feat of folklore/horror/humor. 

Book Review: Anansi Boys

Author: Neil Gaiman

Date: 2005

Publisher: Harper Collins

ISBN: 978-0-06-051519-5

Length: 384 pages plus a preview chapter from Fragile Things

Quote: “As a general rule, the only things properly terrified by the approach of penguins tend to be small fish, but when the numbers get large enough...”

British-American Neil Gaiman begins this novel by acknowledging his debts to “the ghosts of Zora Neale Hurston, Thorne Smith, P.G. Wodehouse, and Frederick ‘Tex’ Avery.” If you try to imagine a novel that this unlikely quartet, or someone who’d tried to learn from each of them, might have written, there is a very slight possibility that you’ll have some idea what to expect from Anansi Boys.

It helps if you know that Anansi is a trickster character in folklore and that “Anansi Stories” is a West Indian name for anything from comic nonsense to outright lies. Anansi Boys is mostly comic nonsense, but it does contain at least one outright lie.

It’s not exactly a horror story, but it does have a few characters who ought by rights to be dead. Mr. Nancy, senior, is a supernatural creature who has chosen to seem dead, temporarily, in order to lend his immortality to his son, Charlie Nancy. Charlie once ignorantly arranged for a witch to transfer his magical qualities into a separate life form, a “long-lost twin” who Charlie decides wasn’t lost enough when he finds his grown-up brother Spider during the course of this novel. As each brother uses what powers he has to save the other, each matures into a complete young man. But there’s also a murder victim whose husband would prefer that she join him in the afterlife, but she insists on staying active as a ghost long enough to punish the murderer.

It’s meant to be nonsense, not religion, but since all “Anansi Stories” are based in a Pagan belief system that conflicts with Christian doctrines, fundamentalists are entitled to barn Anansi Boys from their home.

Banning it may make children more interested in sneaking peeks at it., They will probably “get” enough of the jokes to want to read the whole thing.

I would encourage children not to read this book. You’ll miss too many of the best bits if you’ve not read all the older books that went into Gaiman’s mind to produce this one, and it’s unlikely that you’d have time to read all of them before age 25. Why spoil the suspense by reading the story before you can understand the jokes? Read Coraline, or any of the Discworld books, and save Anansi Boys for later.

There’s less sex and violence in this book than there is in most horror stories, but there’s enough of both to offend some readers. Women who respect their life-giving potential will particularly dislike the character of Rosie, who has always been able to abstain from premature baby-making with Charlie, whom she thinks she loves, but flops into bed the first time she meets Spider and decides that this means she loves him more. (To be fair, at that point in the novel the brothers look identical; Rosie thinks she’s finally giving in to Charlie.) Gaiman spares us the disgusting details and slips this plot element into the story deftly enough, wrapping it up in enough British West Indian slang, that a child reader might miss it...but it’s there. If she’s really in love, guys, she won’t even think clearly enough to bother about birth control! That’s the outright lie. If she really loves you, she’ll protect you from premature fatherhood, just as, if you really love her, you’ll spare her from even having to think about premature motherhood.

On the other hand readers are entitled to appreciate the West Indian-ness of the characters. Their culture, like their genes, is a mixture of Native Caribbean, African, Indian, British, and European influences. Nobody takes much time to analyze what came from where except when, as occasionally happens, someone defies the genetic odds by looking completely “White.” Being financially well off, the characters travel freely among the islands, London, and Florida. Free to be their individual selves, they hold no prejudices (only an occasional individual grudge) and feel some empathy for the less well-to-do West Indians who can’t afford to travel off their native island.

Readers who live in places where they don’t meet people like this in real life will probably want to. I enjoyed being married to one; I enjoyed the memories Gaiman’s characters called back.

There’s also the chuckle factor...Gaiman is the student, former co-author, and novelistic heir of Terry Pratchett, and his comedic style is fully worthy of his teacher and should appeal to all Pratchett fans. Fans of Douglas Adams, Piers Anthony, Sue Townsend, P.G. Wodehouse, and/or Charles Williams may also enjoy this book.

Then there’s the sheer novelty of finding a story in English that sides with the spiders against the birds. You may still prefer birds, but you could still benefit from the mental stretch of identifying with the spiders. 

Tuesday, October 28, 2025

Book Review: Fan Fatale

Title: Fan Fatale

Author: Jinx James

Date: 2023

Quote: "Robyn...soon completely covered the wall of her bedroom with hundreds of photos of Amber."

Which is more the stuff of nightmares: a deranged, over-the-top fan, or a  pretty starlet with no talent, a weak character, and a lot of bad habits? Robyn is the first; Amber is the second. This story, extracted from a collection of short stories, is a horror comic all the way. 

More of us are more likely to have to deal with deranged fans (or even no-talent starlets) than with assassins so why do I read this story as whimsical and amusing, while yesterday's story was concerning? I think the treatment of the topic matters. While some people might be tempted to become deranged fans (or no-talent starlets), this story emphasizes that those are bad things to be and shows how Robyn and Amber could have stopped their own descents from tedious to obnoxious to horrible. They're not being paid to make careers out of being tacky. Nobody is really being hurt...up to the end.

New Book Review: Paws of Justice

Title: Paws of Justice

Author: Karen McSpade

Date: 2025

Buy it from my virtual Bookshop: https://bookshop.org/a/95558/9798232284503 

Quote: "A few weeks ago, my unofficial job, mostly helping the widowed residents of Shifting Sands Retirement Center contact their deceased loved ones, had become 'official'."

Even Elspeth, the new widow, wasn't surprised that her husband died. Following his wishes, she asks Sidney Grace to use her psychic gifts to help connect them. It does not go well. Elspeth, a mischievous old woman whose hobbies include annoying other retirees, is found dead. Then she's found alive, and she seems positively vampire-like. 

This is no ordinary whodunit. When Sidney learns that her grandmother's old enemy, the vampire Hampton Harper, is back in town the question is how she'll stop him making vampires out of all the retirees who wanted to go and join their loved ones in peace. The answer to such a question has to be a sort of loving parody of every "witchy" TV sitcom you've ever watched, with new characters including a dachshund called Count Drogula and an ominous-looking seagull. (Some restraint is observed. The seagull's name is not Crapula and he doesn't soil Hampton's head.) 

What people who celebrate Halloween might not like is that they'll have to read and plan fast to assemble party decor or costumes based on this book. Fortunately, the costumes should be easy.

Thursday, October 16, 2025

Book Review: Lenore

Title: Lenore

Author: Eric Williford

Date: 2024

Quote: "The Polycarbonate case rustles, against the wood with constant hum..."

Everyone knows Edgar Allan Poe's superbly constructed, deliciously spooky poem "The Raven." Crows and ravens can learn to use human words, and Poe's narrator, grieving for a recently deceased friend, is wondering if he can at least hope to be with her again in Heaven, when in comes a raven who seems to have learned only the one word "Nevermore." Is it only making a noise someone used to reward it for making, or does it know something? The man doesn't dare chase the raven out of the house, and it is still, he tells us, sitting in his house muttering "Nevermore." 

Eric Williford has written a parody of this poem in which a phone mysteriously vibrates and displays the text "Nevermore." 

As an editor, I think it would have been funnier if he'd worked a little longer on getting the rhymes and metre as perfect as Poe did.

As a reader, I smiled. 

Wednesday, September 3, 2025

Book Review: Fresh Cut

Title: A Fresh Cut

Author: Bee Littlefield

Date: 2023

Quote: "Today is the day he'll  realize that dumping me...was a mistake."

This is one of a series of short mysteries featuring Betti Bryant, who keeps hoping her ex-boyfriend will come back to her while she solves cozy mysteries like, in this case, whose locket the barber gave her when she blundered into the barber shop and asked the barber for a haircut just to hide her messy outfit from the said ex-boyfriend. I didn't laugh out loud, but it's the sort of wholesome amusement you could share with the kids.

Sunday, August 3, 2025

Book Review: Under His Wings

Title: Under His Wings

Author: Patsy Clairmont

Date: 1994

Publisher: Guideposts

Length: 143 pages

Quote: “[W]e move closer to the Savior and experience what it means to take shelter under His wings.”

Yes. It’s true. God is a Spirit, not bound to the gender, or even the number, much less the shape, of a single body with literal parts. The Bible calls God a “He” and a “Father,” but also credits Him with female reproductive parts (not male ones) and, in case that didn’t make the point clear enough, bird body parts. Ancient metaphoric language portrays God with a mighty hand, stretched-out arms...and wings.

In this book, drawing on her experience as a mental patient, Clairmont discusses some of the ways believers have interpreted Bible metaphors about seeking and being offered shelter under God’s mother-hen wings. Being carried on God’s soaring-eagle wings would probably have been another book.

Well, the author is known as a Christian comedian...what did you expect? But seriously, this is a book about some of the ways Christians deal with problem emotions like temptation, guilt, relationship problems, fear, and grief.

Clairmont’s individual medical case history would have been more useful to me than just another book of things Christians say to themselves and others, but obviously much remains to be learned about the precise way her emotional issues about being functionally homeless interacted with her “sweet tooth,” exercise avoidance, and other factors to produce her agoraphobia, and the precise way her doctors approached it.

But she has a right to remain silent about those things, and can hardly be blamed for using it...except that if asked she probably would have said “I wasn’t writing a case history for serious students of psychology! I wanted to offer some helpful advice for everybody!”

That was the big mistake of the whole “psychological self-help” school of thought, actually.

Clinical psychologists, working with people who are mentally ill, who don’t have present-time real-world business and family problems, offered to “help” fix the feelings of people who do have present-time real-world business and family problems. This is not always altogether bad. People who are in touch with external reality can have emotional problems, too...but the clinical psychologists forgot to explain to many churchgoing types that there are ways to tell whether the emotion is the primary problem or is even related to the primary problem, or not. When the emotion is not the primary problem, then we don’t need to waste a lot of time “validating the person’s feelings” or molesting the person’s “inner child” or otherwise playing psychoanalyst; that can reasonably be construed as an insult.(We don’t need a “friend” who does this to us, either.) We need to focus on the facts.

FIX FACTS FIRST: FEELINGS FOLLOW.

“Ooohhh! This writer is saying I can’t just waffle on about the ‘feelings’ someone has about losing their home in an earthquake—I need to share my own home with that person, if I want to believe I’ve helped? That’s craaazy!”

Maybe...but I’m not the one who needs the prescriptions for “sleep aids,” antidepressants, or headache pills.

“But if I do the chores and errands for the family with the disabled person, if I buy things from the person with the floundering business, if I avoid the gossipper instead of the person I’ve heard some vague unlikely gossip about, I not only don’t get to play psychologist, and I not only may have to get up and move my lazy body—but I might be encouraging dependency!”

That’s better than encouraging selfishness...but if you can practice frugality and bring your own expenses well below the other person’s, it’ll be a rare moocher who’s brazen enough to exploit your generosity.

Maybe somewhere Out There really lives the adult who’s become Christian-phobic and floundered through dysfunctional relationships with skeevy characters because any suggestion that she’s not perfect reactivates the panic she felt when she broke a vase at age two, who develops a bleeding ulcer before telling his father he’s not willing to care for the father at home, and all the other 1990s-style Christian versions of all the classic emotional problems Freud and Jung identified in the 1890s; I’ve not met them but that doesn’t mean they don’t exist. What I’ve met, many times, and what I’ve even been, are the frazzled home nurse who needs an afternoon of respite care, the undercapitalized entrepreneur who needs financial support for their work, the person (quite different from the stereotype that comes to mind when most of us think “homeless”) who’s working a long way from home or whose home was destroyed by a natural disaster...and many more: the people who need for fellow Christians to get up, shut up, and do something useful without one word about emotional feelings, much less any obnoxious, condescending babble about their early childhood.

So I can praise Under His Wings only with faint...recommendations to a very specific, limited audience. Yes, Clairmont is a comedian. Yes, her retellings of the stories of Moses, Hagar, Naomi, and Samson, as read by people in psychotherapy, are funny. Nevertheless this is not just another book of funny stories. This is the one where Clairmont seriously describes what she tells herself to talk herself through a panic attack (and a little about how she changed her eating habits). If you have panic attacks and want to read about someone who’s successfully lived with that form of physical-mental illness for a long time, then Under His Wings is for you.