Monday, February 23, 2026

Web Log for 2.22.26

I spent more time transcribing and copying than surfing the'Net, while the Edge of the Big Snow trifled with local people's worries, dropping a snowflake here and a snowflake there, all day. 

Animals 

This Florida Panther has adjusted to encroaching human settlement and urbanization...


Joe Jackson shared this photo, apparently first posted on F******k. Nobody seems to know the name of the man who observed this panther looking as if it wanted to withdraw some money from its bank. He is just a North Florida man, and yes, it's possible that he doesn't want his name known because the photo has been through the Photoshop program.

Cybersecurity 

This must not happen. How do we make sure it won't happen? By making plans now to unplug from the Internet if anything like it starts to happen. If anyone in cyberspace asks to see any identifying documents, bank information, credit cards, etc.,  close the window and don't open it again.


Elections, Integrity of 

Nick Shirley is now being encouraged to blow the whistle on "people" who vote from fraudulent "addresses." He needs to understand that the appearance of mailing and business addresses on voter registration cards, drivers' licenses, and similar identification documents is not inherently evidence of fraud. It is evidence that people don't want the whole world to know where they live. When verifying that Richard Roe at PO Box 123, Professor Rudolfine Umlaut at PO Box 124, and David Copperfield at PO Box 125 may in fact be the imaginary friends of election cheaters, we need to be careful not to violate the privacy or the security of Tracy Smith at PO Box 126, who lives within the election district with a son who works for the police and an Internet celebrity dog valued at $5000. 


Electricity 

Why Nikola Tesla opposed the construction of a central electric power grid...


Because they can. We have to break up that grid.

Glyphosate Awareness 

People I know who still have phones are required to use them for their jobs and for nothing else, but if you do still have a phone, and know any of these Congresspeople, you might want to call: 


This writer is (not unjustifiably) worried that euthanizing babies with gross deformity and extremely painful conditions will lead to euthanizing babies who look like someone other than their mothers' husbands, or who just aren't convenient for their parents to keep. Why does this link go under Glyphosate Awareness? Because the Seralini Effect causes some females, of all species, to flush out toxins like glyphosate by forming and giving birth to grossly defective young. We are not talking about cleft lips or even short arms here. Seralini puppies, chicks, calves, kittens, and also human babies, can be born without skin. Or without heads. Or with skin on one side of the head and a bare optic nerve dangling out through a skeletal eye socket on the other side. Most of these horrors are born dead anyway, but more glyphosate means more animals, and more human babies, are going to come into this world looking as if they need killing--which they do.

No baby of any species deserves to show the full Seralini Effect but it would be sort of appropriate if Trump became the grandfather of a Seralini baby this spring. And I would hope, if the poor little thing showed any sign of feeling the condition it was in, somebody would be humane enough to euthanize it. Left Hand Man adjusted very well to having been born with only one hand, which has only two fingers on it, but that's a different thing from being born with a brain and nerves rattling about in a half-empty, mostly-bare skull.


Jokes, Cheer-Up, Sick 

This one goes with a little song I used to sing:

"When you're lying in the gutter and you're thinking that your misery is pu-re,
Cheer up! For the next day you might find yourself...lying in the sewer."


Ohio Joke, This Should Be an, Only It's New York City

To be fair, Mamdani's not demanding multiple copies of five forms of identification for everyone who wants to clear a path...only those who want to be paid almost twenty dollars an hour for doing it.


Weather 

Residents of Michigan, where Hell has frozen over, looking for their next overdose of global warming.


Found on the Mirror, with terse comments (http://www.michellesmirror.com/2026/02/waiting-for-spring.html). Google traces their first appearance to someone called Nasty Bear on F******k.

Google also says that the official recorded temperature in downtown Hell is three degrees warmer than the temperature at the Cat Sanctuary, and my thermometer is pretty reliable about the freezing point of water I might add. So it may be possible that Hell is getting some local warming. Doesn't seem like a big enough town to get a lot, but some.

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