Monday, October 13, 2025

Book Review: Crabs

Book Review: Crabs

Author: Herbert S. Zim

Date: 1974

Publisher: William Morrow & Company

ISBN: 0-688-30114-2

Length: 64 pages including index

Illustrations: drawings by René Martin
 
Quote: “Crabs show another interesting kind of growth that is called regeneration.”

This is an informative little picture book, meant to be a challenging read in grades three and four, informative enough to interest adults.

Reviewing Crabs, about which there’s little for an amateur to say, provides me with as good an opportunity as any to share what I know about books for children and the notion of “reading levels.”

I learned to read before my fourth birthday. Being a child prodigy was good for lots of adult attention and resulting envy and hostility from other children. People handed me all sorts of grown-up things to read; I remember entertaining our pediatrician by reading aloud from his medical journals. Like most children who figure out phonics and seem to be “reading” material beyond their age level, I didn’t understand or remember most of the grown-up stuff I “read”. I remember keeping myself awake, reading the medical journal, by imagining “Hemoglobin” as a little cartoon goblin; I remember that even Charlotte’s Web was far enough over my head, at four, that I rediscovered it as a completely new book at eight.

In most ways my brother was more precocious than I was. Let’s just say that while I was being the child prodigy and waiting for kids my age to catch up with me, my brother, three years younger, was never far behind me in anything. So naturally people expected him to start reading at three, after playing with alphabet blocks and magnets, as I had. But he didn’t. He could spell out short messages (“I LOVE YOU MOM”) with magnetic letters, and he liked to have grown-up books read to him, but he didn’t seem to read even picture books by himself until age six. As a result, in primary school his I.Q. was drastically underestimated. At home, while he was in grades one through three, he’d find me reading something age-appropriate like Tom Sawyer or Heidi and want to read it too. He’d read a few pages and then bring the book back to me: “Would you read the rest of it? I’m tired.”

Toward the end of grade three he spent a rainy morning curled up with one of those Zane Grey books I scorned, and then my brother became a reader. He liked all stories with dogs and horses in them, but his preference was for grown-up nonfiction; there was no in-between stage. He’d liked to have history, biography, and simple science read aloud even at six. We had to imagine that my brother had had the mental ability to read even at three, but had had to wait for his eyes to mature before he could enjoy reading ordinary-size print.

Later we learned that this is quite a common way children, especially boys, learn to read. They may be intelligent enough to learn the letters before age six, but they are slightly farsighted up to six, eight, even ten, and won’t start reading ordinary books for pleasure until their eyes are ready for that job. If they are not given an emotional complex about it, or forced to wear glasses that may interfere with the development of normal vision, they usually outgrow this farsightedness in time to catch up with their age group at school--or pass it. (How computers affect the development of children’s eyes remains to be learned.) That’s why books that work for most primary school students will have large clear print.

Crabs has large clear print, and although my brother was not particularly interested in crabs, this is the kind of book that primary school students like him need. A slow-reading first-grader who lived near the beach and was interested in crabs might enjoy reading this book, a page or two at a time, as his eyes would allow, in time to relieve the anxiety of adults who underestimate his intelligence because he’s not reading novels. 

Butterfly of the Week: Graphium Mandarinus

Happy Thanksgiving, Canadian readers!

This week's butterfly is the subject of controversy and confusion. Graphium mandarinus always was very close to being considered the same thing as Graphium glycerion. Both have been called Spectacled Swordtails. The subspecies name garhwalica is now preferred as a species name, Graphium garhwalica.  

Currently, while the subspecies G.m. garhwalica is now regarded by some scientists as different from the other subspecies of mandarinus and similar to glycerion, the other subspecies of Graphium mandarinus seem to be keeping their names. Those who want to replace the name Graphium glycerion with Graphium garhwalica still accept the names of Graphium mandarinus mandarinus, G.m. albarea, G.m. fangana, G.m. kimurai, and G.m. stillwelli. Graphium mandarinus paphus, or Graphium paphus, depending on whom you asked, is now often classified as the same species as Graphium glycerion or, nowadays, Graphium garhwalica. (Though Moore et al. made the case for keeping it as a distinct species:


All of these subspecies names have been assigned based on the way the butterflies look, only. They don't live in highly populated areas and don't seem to have been reared in captivity. Since a butterfly is a small prey animal whose survival may depend on its ability to confuse predators, determining which  looks define species, subspecies, or mere individual variation frequently confuses experts, too. Even Walter Rothschild, who never seemed to mind letting his best guess be taken for a fact, ventured only so far as to say that mandarinus was "variable."

Though popular, these butterflies are seldom seen, because they live at tropical or semitropical latitudes but at high altitudes, in India and Thailand. The lowest altitude recorded for this species is about 4000 feet, moderate and comfortable for humans, but they are more often reported much higher up the mountains. They seem to have one generation a year. Their wingspan is about three inches. They are not really common anywhere, but not so uncommon as to be considered endangered, either.

Little is known about their life cycle. This paper documents the life cycle of a very similar species; it's linked here with the caveat that early stages in the life cycle of similar-looking species may be different:


Despite their ethereal appearance, they require mineral salts the males slurp up from polluted puddles, with a special preference for urine. Females can usually get their quota of minerals from contact with males, so they can afford clean habits, sipping only clean water and flower nectar. Human sweat contains enough mineral salts that these butterflies may perch on a sweaty hiker, licking shirt, socks, or even skin if the hiker holds still.

This Chinese naturalist took a short, clear video of mandarinus flitting, sipping, and pollinating:


Some may want to watch more of these butterfly videos.


This short, slow-motion video is Japanese.


The subspecies albarea and stillwelli are undocumented on the Internet. 

Subspecies fangana, sometimes spelled phangana


Drinking buddies show the transparency of their wing tips. Photographed in February in Thailand at a relatively low altitude of 1500 meters, almost 5000 feet.

Subspecies kimurai was formerly known as Graphium glycerion glycerion:


Photo by Ayuwat, taken in January in Thailand.


Also by Ayuwat, January, Thailand; but I think this one, with more worn and transparent wings, is a different butterfly. 


This couple of Graphium mandarinus kimurai were mistakenly labelled Bhutanitis lidderdalii. They are much smaller and have only one tail on each hind wing. They were found in December, in Thailand, at an altitude of 2300m or over 7500 feet. 

Subspecies paphus is documented at sources that treat it as a subspecies of mandarinus:


Photo by Sonam_Pintso_Sherpa, taken in April in Sikkim.

This site, which accepts paphus as a species, describes the minute but consistent differences in their wing markings and provides photo documentation of other things. Did that puddling male intentionally dip his hind wings in water?


There are still opportunities for students to become famous by adding to what is known about this whole family of butterflies.

Sunday, October 12, 2025

Web Log for 10.12.25

Animals 

Western wildlife: grizzly bear, bighorn sheep, an adorable Western kind of "bear" caterpillar we don't see in the Eastern States. Some hidden-camera videos. 


I would make one small correction: To closer observers, the bear makes a better symbol of all that is wrong with the world. Why are bear attacks on humans increasing? Because bear populations are increasing. Too many people listen to sentimental, sometimes True but not well informed, Greens who think we need free-range bears, wolves, or cougars as apex predators. We don't. We humans, and our relatively trustworthy pets, need to be the apex predators. Animals that have been known to kill and eat people, however infrequently, need to survive as small populations in completely confined habitats in places where humans don't want to live. 

I like all animals but I think we as a species need to focus on maintaining a world where children can take responsibility for watching over sheep, goats, or even chickens. That's a world that agrees that a hawk or even an eagle who attacks chickens wouldn't live long anyway and should be euthanized by shooting, and an animal who is even capable of eating a human child should be in a pit surrounded by a fifty-foot cement wall. 


The great blue heron, this one photographed by Messy Mimi, is my symbol of all that is good about Maryland. 


Hers, however, was photographed in Louisiana, along with many other appealing animals, flowers, and landscapes: 


Rick Moran's salient point is that banning sales of actual animals in "pet stores" is NOT HELPING the homeless animal problem. Places that criminalize selling a puppy still have about the same number of homeless dogs. Maybe more, because every "pet store" I ever visited that sold animals actually resold unwanted pets. They displayed some rejects for the commercial breeders. Mall walkers and kids can't afford those breeders' prices. It was more profitable to re-home strays and dumped pets. In fact the reason why most "pet stores" I knew stopped selling live animals was that they'd had problems with contagious diseases. Being in a store, like being in a traditional shelter, does not help cats pull through their "kittenhood" bouts with what vets currently call panleukopenia. 

I think we'd all benefit if everyone admitted that animal shelters are commercial operations, just like old-style "pet stores" that had cats, dogs, and birds in cages. If an animal is confined and displayed for other people to take home with them, sanctimonious twaddle about "rescuing" and "adopting" don't really mean much. Shelters don't pay pet "adopters," do they? We could be more honest about the fact that they SELL animals, and their opposition to "pet stores" is businessmen's opposition to the competition. 

That would mean allowing more people to "rescue" and rehome fewer animals in one place, which is healthier for the animals, and presumably requiring all of them to be more enlightened than either stores or shelters have traditionally been about caring for the animals. It would also stop the racketeering of the sanctimonious "animal welfare organizations." The Humane Society sells cats and dogs, while admitting to a goal of making both species extinct. "Pet stores" sell cats and dogs, without supporting either the pricey breeders who want to make pet ownership a luxury most people can never afford, or the Humane Pet Genocide Society. Of the two the "pet stores" could easily be ethically preferable, if they made sure animals offered for sale were free from contagious diseases, offered (NOT "required") some help and guidance to first-time pet owners, and encouraged (NOT demanded) sterilization whenever people brought in baby animals for resale. 

Solving the problem of unwanted animals means making it easier, not harder, for animals to find good homes. It means vigilance in prosecuting either common thieves, or overzealous shelter volunteers, who want to grab every animal they see outdoors and sell it. It means recognizing that, in order to be useful, dogs and cats need to spend time outdoors, patrolling their property, and rather than squealing "Oh but they might get run over" we need to focus on keeping residential streets bumpy enough to ensure that anyone driving at a speed that is hazardous for animals or humans is going to need new teeth soon. We need fences high enough for dogs, even if they do keep people aware of how small suburban lots are and motivate people to avoid renting houses on inadequate lots. We need to bring cat haters out into the light before they actually harm cats, or work their way up, as they will, to harming people. We need to build understanding that you can like animals, or you can support the current Loony Left policies at HSUS and PETA; not both; and generally your preference for animals over HSUS and PETA is likely to extend to a practice of good will toward people, as distinct from control-freaking about human society, likewise.

It's well worth watching the Stossel video at the end of this article, if you're in a place where you can. If nothing else it will cure any temptation you feel to send money directly to HSUS or PETA. That money is better given to a small local organization that does not petition for HSUS, PETA, or ASPCA "grants" 
run by people who do not pay themselves a million dollars a year.


Phenology 

Real autumn colors are late in coming this year, even in the North. Last night's chill brought out some yellow at the Cat Sanctuary. Many colors develop after frost. For those wondering where their colors are, here's a preview from Michigan:


The rest of us will have frost, and no doubt snow as well, soon enough.

Technology 

Can government employees be replaced by computers? Well...if they can be, they should be. 

There is no "artificial intelligence." What some people seem to get a morbid pleasure from calling that are computer programs that index, search, and reorganize data collected by human intelligence. I find it annoying when businesses replace simple indexes with try-to-be-cute "assistant" graphics and chitchat, but some people find it terribly exciting to build those bots. In any case, if you chat with a chatbot, you very soon realize that if it were a person it would be stupid--so stupid that taking it out back and shooting it would be the kindest thing. It gives only the answers to the questions someone programmed it to anticipate and answer. You probably already knew those. You probably wouldn't be asking if your question weren't beyond the bot's capacity to answer, though the bot has probably been programmed to keep bobbing back up and annoying you with its non-answers five or six times after you've told it to transfer your chat to a human. 

Let's just say: I don't think anyone should ever give money to a business that has sales or customer service bots. In fact, if a business wants to sell me anything, its communication will be 100% human. I hate artificial voices. As a matter of policy I don't talk to machines. I like computers that strictly reduce the size of filing cabinets and don't try to do anything more sophisticated. 

Can a computer give financial, legal, medical advice? Yes, but I'd be better pleased with computers that didn't try to disguise how they do that. The computer uses a sort of flow chart program with multiple-choice and true-false answers. If you have a fever and a cough, then a swab test for COVID might be indicated. If the shapes visible under a high-powered microscope include some that look like coronavirus, then you've got COVID. Sometimes that's all you want a doctor to do--run lab tests that show that you do or don't have a virus. Sometimes you're likely to feel dissatisfaction with a "virtual doctor" who can only tell you whether or not you have COVID and doesn't notice that the reason why you came to the hospital is that you also have a broken leg. Likewise, sometimes computer programs that give basic advice will astonish you with their insight, and sometimes with their irrelevance. 

But you can always try this. Build a web site to run some part of your business. How often does a hosting platform automatically tell you just what you need to know, and how often does it annoy you with suggestions that are, relative to what you need to know, anywhere from simply irrelevant to positively harmful? I think it will be many a long day before anybody writes a computer program that can advise humans about human problems any better than computer programs advise humans about computer problems. You don't even have to have a web site to consider the number of inadequate business web sites in cyberspace and instantly become skeptical about computers replacing competent professionals.

What computers can and will replace is the bit of fluff at the desk, the otherwise unemployable entry-level fashion victim it used to be obligatory for corporations to hire to flirt with male contacts and annoy female ones. They used to be called secretaries. Real secretaries objected. They were merely "receptionists." Their jobs were not available to anyone whose school or employment records indicated any potential for intelligence, independence, or competence for higher-level jobs, or who looked as if she (men were seldom considered) had any moral character. They were chosen to fit the stereotype of the woman who really hates having to work and longs to be a full-time homemaker, a job for which she's not qualified, but which she wants badly enough to believe that being backed into a corner in a stalled elevator is a thrilling, exciting love affair that's going to motivate Mr. Bigchecks to leave his wife. Receptionists spent most of their time telling prospective clients to call someone else, who was probably not near per phone. The employment of receptionists kept these wretched females off the streets and usually off the drugs. That was about all that could be said for it. The receptionists weren't happy--they probably weren't wired to be happy in any case--and the people who didn't want to flirt with them hated them. Computers can tell people to call someone else, often with stunning displays of receptionist-level intelligence like "I heard you say 'There ought to be a law.' For our legal department, please call John Doe at 123-4567..." And they could be wired up to inflatable sex toys that would perform receptionists' other primary function with no risk of infection, pregnancy, or emotional breakdown. And they wouldn't even resent or sabotage more competent women who were there to do an actual job. For everyone but the receptionists, and who ever cared about them, the development of robot receptionists is a wonderful thing. 

And, back on the streets where some think they belong, that type of women don't live as long as they would probably have lived if employed as receptionists, but it's not as if they contributed anything to the world that would be missed. Their function in human society always was to give omega males someone they could despise and exploit the way men further up the hierarchy did them.

Our government is full of receptionists, and secretaries and assistants who ought to be receptionists, and even Masters of Sciences whose actual function as "yes-men" wasn't much more than what receptionists used to do. They can be replaced by computers. And they should.

Let's just say: If you are fully engaged with your job--whether you are an electrical lineman whose human intelligence keeps you from taking a power line with you over the edge of a crumbling cliff, or a writer whose readers will miss your unique individual voice, or a teacher whose students all wish you were their parent--you can never be replaced by a computer. If the feedback you get at the office has always been "Slow down, back off, it's not your business, why did you want to finish a task that would have kept anyone else busy for a week in three hours and make your superordinate look bad?"--you may already have been replaced by a computer, and if not you probably will be, in a year or two.

Let us, by all means, replace as many government employees as possible with computers. If nothing else that ought to give the remaining government employees a healthy distaste for computerizing jobs and a healthy eagerness to regulate the applications of new technology in a way that will make it seem much safer and simpler to hire a local human being.

Web Log for 10.10-11.25

With the emphasis on the night of 10.11, because I already know, opening a new blog post veru early in the morning of 10.10.25, that if things go as planned I'll be away from the computer until approximately time to disconnect it tonight. It's a chilly night, possibly the night of the first frost, and I am sitting up with the computer, being my own nightwatchman, seeing how long I can feel cozy in a hand-knitted tabard without turning on any heating device. 

Active and healthy people in the Eastern States? Prepare now to save money on your heating bills! Add layers as needed, and exercise until you can peel off the layers and feel comfortable at 50 degrees Fahrenheit. 50 degrees, or 55 if that's as low as the thing goes, is a good temperature at which to leave your thermostat all year. 

Animals 

This is the mix of species I saw last August--very pretty, but it made me wonder where all the male Tiger Swallowtails were. Females, most young and impatient to mate, some old and still unmated, were positively lekking rather than flying about, laying eggs, as they normally do. Seeing photos of the same phenomenon in a different place makes me wonder...has New Roundup had some special effect on male Tiger Swallowtails?


Some English moths.


And let's let a cat (person) find something good to say, and remember, about Gavin Newsom...


Architecture 

Since a reader expressed an interest in the history of my home town...After the factories that slapped up the simple foursquare-ball-court-shaped houses with the ill-advised four-hole chimneys set in the middle, the next big house-building trend was this guy's designs. Within its corporate limits Gate City had been fairly well filled by that time, but Gustafson house plans can be found in the area. I think Mother's house in Upper Sevier Terrace, Kingsport, was one of them. I know for sure Dad's "rich" uncle's house in Clinchport was; the uncle kept the advertisement for his home's layout in the house, all his life. Gustafson houses varied in size and exterior detailing but they were solid, prosperous-looking houses, some likely to be standing a hundred years from now, with hardwood floors, spacious rooms that just missed being wheelchair-accessible (often at least one floor was accessible once the wheelchair was inside), and all-electric central heating.


A brief outline of major architectural trends in my part of the world:

Prior to 1840: Very few people tried to settle and build houses in what became Scott County, Virginia, before 1840. The mountains formed a natural border between different indigenous groups' territory. What became Gate City was the northeastern border of Cherokee territory and had a trading site that was visited by adventurous members of other groups. Often single people came to the trading site in search of someone to marry--but their permanent homes, if their culture built permanent homes, would be somewhere other than here. The first European immigrants who tried building homes and farms here were frontiersmen who risked having their homes destroyed, and being killed or enslaved, by war parties from one indigenous group or another.

1840-1890: Scott County was now part of Virginia but was sparsely populated. The "old" families lived on large farms, which were self-sustaining but not very profitable, and built big comfortable farmhouses as they were able to afford them. Into and beyond the 1860s many families were still living in the sort of "little cabins" one man was able to put up for himself. Surviving houses from this period, though well built (they had to be well built to have lasted this long), surprise visitors with their small size. Early settlers camped in buildings that would later be described as sheds, once they built farmhouses. A whole family could pack into one room at night or huddle in it during bad weather, because they spent most of their time outdoors. They saw themselves as pioneers rather than poor people but most families' worldly possessions were few. A disproportionate number of these people belonged to various English or German Protestant religious groups that set relatively low value on worldly goods. 

(Slavery was legal, and slaves were sold at the Netherland Inn in Kingsport, but big plantations that depended on large numbers of slaves were further south; if local families had slaves they had one or two "domestic servants" at a time. The numbers and names of these people were not constant from census to census. A slave who had worked for a local family for a few years had the survival skills to go on to Kansas or Canada if person chose.)

1890-1950: An economic boom built Gate City and other small towns up, then gave way to an economic bust that was aggravated by epidemic diseases. At this period many of the big comfortable farmhouses were built, though many of them were destroyed in the next hundred years by chimney fires. Moderately large, comfortable houses in town, with innovations like indoor plumbing and garages, also date to this period. Also built in this period, still abundant in Gate City, are the factory laborers' "little houses" consisting of four rooms laid out in a square, with one square chimney set at an oblique angle at the center of the square. These houses were slapped up quickly, often all wood with a metal roof, no finished basements or attics. Sometimes they sat on stilts above a crawl space. Roofs had to have a steep slope for drainage; this could mean a simple chevron-shaped roof that might later be raised up over a finished attic, with windows, or it might mean a pyramid-shaped roof. Though neither imaginative nor comfortable to live in (they did not originally have bathrooms) and set on small lots, these houses were durable, and many have been built up into decent houses with bathrooms, garages, porches, basements, attics or even livable upper storeys, insulation in the walls, and other amenities. the factory laborers had to do without

Builders of houses other than the laborers' "shacks" included memorable local characters. My neighborhood was the home of a brilliant self-taught architect who might have gone far if he hadn't been an alcoholic. He was alive, though old and ill, when I was a small child. He built quirky houses that suited his and his clients' purposes. I lived in two of his houses, one that my parents rented for $25 per month, from him and his wife, across the road from their house, and one that he had built for a family who bought a small lot from my grandparents below their home. The one that was on the builder's own property had been built by him on a sort of dare bet when he was young and wanted to show what he could do. It perched on the side of a steep hill, with one side almost touching the ground and one side perched on 15-foot stilts. The one his clients sold back to my family was more conventional and comfortable, and became the Cat Sanctuary.

1950-2000: During this period several families made the transition from living in a nineteenth century "cabin," usually built of boards rather than logs and often not painted or maintained since the day it was built while the residents hoped to replace or leave it, to living in a "modern" suburban-style house, as built by Gustafson and others. Houses of unpainted boards, usually black with mold, as photographed in coal towns in the 1940s, were embarrassments to many of my schoolmates who were now recognizably poorer than other people. By 2000 such houses, if they still stood, were unoccupied--the mere sheds or outbuildings behind the nicer, bigger, better finished houses the builders of the "cabins" had always hoped their heirs would have. However, newer houses, though "up to code" on matters like eight-foot ceilings (older houses often had seven-foot or even lower ceilings) and electrical outlets, are often built only "to code" without imagination, charm, or room for improvement, with small rooms and on small lots.

The poor man's alternative to this conformism was our ubiquitous trailer houses. For as long as a building was recognizable as having once been towable on the back of a truck, it could sit on private property, have running water and electric lights, and still be taxed only as a trailer. Trailers aren't built for long-term living and need to be rebuilt into houses if they are to be used as houses, but visitors will see many houses whose owners would rather live with cheap, shabby building materials that seem to be crying for replacement than pay a little more in property tax.

2000-present: Local government's failure to oppose "Agenda 21" in a strong, solid way has put a damper on new construction or improvement of existing buildings. It's obvious that some people want to remove small towns, which don't fit into the socialist narrative as easily as cities do, from the American scene. "Tiny houses," which are smaller and tackier even than trailers, are being touted because they put Americans into less spacious, less comfortable  living conditions that arouse less envy from the slums of backward feudal-and-or-socialist nations. Bah. We don't need to mandate that, say, someone who owns a 50-acre farm on which the nice old house needs a new roof and walls, who has recently been nudged into a "tiny house," must restore a two-storey house with four bedrooms, four bathrooms, a full basement, walk-in closets, fireplaces, and balconies. Person may be content in a "tiny house" if person's child and grandchildren move into the original house-sized house. But we do need to mandate that any "zoning" or other building regulations that have the effect of pushing people off farms or into smaller, more crowded housing be made unenforceable. We don't need to criminalize, but we do need to frown on, having more children than bedrooms, building rooms less than ten feet square, selling lots smaller than an acre, packing more than one family into one building, building houses so close together that people fret about how their neighbors' houses look, or anything else that resembles slum living conditions. We need to focus on teaching the backward residents of slum areas how to prevent births so that their heirs, at least, can live in conditions that are spacious enough to allow people to live in peace with one another. 

Real progress would begin with, when anyone starts flapping his mouth about how anyone else's house looks or how other people use their property and their time, and cannot show that the other people's activities are doing measurable material harm to him, a cultural mandate that that person move to a house where he can't see any neighbors' houses. Virginia is not for bears or elk. It is for people who want to live decently and are willing to do the work toward that end. 

(Yes, I could do this as a photo essay for the Meow, if anyone really wanted to see it.)

Christian 

Wendy Welch has insights to share with Democrats or "mainstream," not-Trump-fans, Republicans:


Crime 

That out-of-season fire that did so much damage in California last winter? Seems it was intentionally set. The report didn't mention what drugs the young man had been taking when he set fire to a Bible he had with him, tossed it into dry vegetation, then watched what he had done. I'm not sure how "creepily," or how much out of remorse, he volunteered to try to help fire fighters, but by that time the fire was out of control and they told him to go away. 


Sometimes these people just die, and I'm not saying demonic activity is not involved. Not long ago this web site reflected on the case of a senile man who went to the door, when a child approached the door, and shot the kid...fatally. Why did his family leave such a man alone with deadly weapons? The man died before the case went to trial. 

Election 2025

The in-your-face awfulness of Angry Abbylab Spambucket's campaign, or spampaign, continues. She doesn't have positive talking points. Apparently there is no reason why anyone would vote for her, unless it might be a man who has a Real Thing for long blonde hair. 

I thought her latest ad was going to turn up a positive point at last when a man in a police uniform said the Spambucket used to be a police officer too. What would you expect? "She's brave, hardworking, reliable, fun to know, and great with kids! Vote for my old friend Abby!" I think everyone who's been paying attention to the campaign must be a solid Sears supporter by now but the support of a co-worker is always nice. 

But no. Officer Sellout had nothing good to say about the Spammer. The theme of angry, ugly spamming continued on. "We police officers don't LIKE people who don't support ONE OF OURS." Nothing about Angry being competent, lovable, or goodhearted. Just a threat. Vote for Angry if you want anyone to come out the next time you call the police.

For Ds, it must be borne in mind, this is what now passes for a moderate point of view. Real left-wingnuts want to replace American police with UN "peacekeeping forces." Europe really, really wants to be wealthy through colonization again. Angry's saying she doesn't want to sell out to the UN as dictator. Whether even that is true remains to be seen, but at least, in her angry, ugly way, she's saying it.

But her way of saying it just oozes corruption. If Future Governor Sears were to resign in order to be a full-time grandmother it would still be incumbent on all subsequent governors to establish a policy that known Rs only ever get warnings and known Ds always get taken to the police station, just to show that Spamberger-related corruption is not being allowed...unless, of course, the Spambag loses by enough of a 99-1 humiliation to clear Ds of suspicion of having supported a campaign based on corruption.

Obituary 

Diane Keaton...I  always think of her face as it was in the 1970s. I'm only just seeing how much Mrs. Roberts, who used to run the cafe where I used to run this web site, and stil runs the AirBNB, looks like her.


Poetry 

Well, free verse anyway...Barry Casey used to teach at that church college I used to attend. He was tagged as the resident hippie after publicly praying at an anti-nuclear prayer vigil. He led groups to cook soup at the Community for Creative Non-Violence homeless shelter. He taught a seminar called "Christian Living in the World" which, one term, included me and also the guy who grew up to become the shyster lawyer who filed bogus claims to collect tuition bills alumni had paid long ago. 

Anyway I hadn't thought of looking for people who were teaching in 1980 on the Internet, but it was nice to find Barry Casey still writing free verse. I hope he reads this because, whatever it failed to do for some people, the ideas we discussed in that seminar in Christian Living were in fact formative influences on my life. The teenybopper I was, sitting in that seminar, hardly knew from week to week whether I was still trying to be a Christian or not. Both the beliefs and the discipline associated with them often seemed impossible. As my bones solidified and my hormones settled down, being a radical Christian solidified and settled too; much that seemed impossible became easy. 

(Those who remember that I've mentioned a student labor supervisor who was a German-American Zwerg might look at that cell phone photo and wonder... Barry Casey was an ordinary-looking teacher. The lady who wasn't five feet tall, but had cultivated the ability to "tower over" people who were six feet tall, was a librarian.) 

Book Review: Moving Right Along in the Spirit

Book Review: Moving Right Along in the Spirit

Author: Dennis Bennett

Date: 1983

Publisher: Fleming H. Revell Company

ISBN: 0-8007-1316-8

Length: 142 pages

Quote: “Let’s keep our balance as we move along in the Spirit, at the right pace, in the right direction, at the right time, in the right way.”

In the early twentieth century, Christian groups who called themselves charismatic tended to be ridiculed as “snake handlers” and “Holy Rollers.” Snake handling was a “show of faith” always rumored to have been practiced by a really weird bunch in the next county, so far as I know, but “Holy Rollers” really did lie down, and sometimes roll about, in the aisles of churches when “slain in the Spirit” during very emotional meetings. Respectable old ladies and gentlemen who went to these churches were reliably reported to jump over pews, scream, shed real tears, and of course “speak in unknown tongues.” By the 1960s and 1970s, a more temperate charismatic movement, often concerned with “inner healing” of emotional and psychosomatic issues, took place. Dennis Bennett was a temperate charismatic writer from the Episcopal church.

Suppose, he said, a messenger was trying to deliver a message, and an enemy wanted to interfere without violence. The enemy might try to discourage the messenger. Failing that, the next move might be to try to make the horse bolt: “If only that horse...will just run like mad...then everyone will think the rider is reckless or crazy, and they won’t believe what he has to tell them!” “So...if all else fails, [the spiritual enemy] tries to get us to go out of control; to be so enthusiastic that we frighten people.”

By culture (he was born in England) and temperament Bennett seems to have been suited to this message of moderation. He warned against the claim that everyone would be healed, but argued that praying for someone to be healed would be more rational than telling people it was God’s will that they be unhealthy.

After a rather long discussion of this idea, shorter passages call for moderation of the demand that schools teach creationism as if it were fact, and a moderate approach to the experience of being “slain in the Spirit.” For those not affiliated with the church groups to whom this book was originally addressed, these chapters read like multiple long postscripts. Presumably they met a need at the time; perhaps, in some churches, they still do. 

Friday, October 10, 2025

Web Log for 10.7-9.25

Very little surfing (or, when writers do it, research) got done this week...

Books 

In a recent post about books that did and didn't need sequels, I described a sequel to Romeo and Juliet I don't think anybody needs. I was not aware at the time that Melinda Taub wrote a "sequel" to R&J, an independent romance/adventure/fantasy about Rosaline and Benvolio, back in 2013. It was called Still Star-Crossed and might be entertaining. Blurbs and purchase links were, at the time, posted on Barb Taub's blog, which I had not yet discovered...


E-Mail, Appearing Hopeless 

So I had e-mail open for a real-world conversation. During that conversation, in three hours, SIX e-mails came in offering me free review copies of new books. Six in three hours and the pace does not slow down much during the other 15 hours of the day. I'm trying to read (1) the books that are only in Kindle-for-the-computer, not in Kindle-in-the-cloud, because they may not open after the Transition to Linux, and (2) the books that people might use as inspiration for Halloween costumes or parties. I'm also trying to do as much paid work as possible, which is not leaving enough time to read even the blog roll. I may recover some sort of control of the e-mail but it's not likely to happen this month. Bar the doors--they're coming in the windows--bar the windows...

Glyphosate (and Other Things) Awareness 

This series of news reports does not pinpoint one single cause of cancer. As youall know, although some TV news watchers may not know, it's impossible to pinpoint one single cause of cancer. There probably is not one single cause of cancer.

Bad Poetry: One Sister for Sale

"One sister for sale! One sister for sale!
One lying and spying young sister for sale!
This is not about my biological sister
(Though one is a blister and one is a twister).
It's about the sisterhood, likewise the brotherhood,
Of those who do evil and think they do rather good. 
They say banning books is the best way to get
Protected and sheltered from feeling upset
By writers who might not appreciate your type,
But underneath all of their posturing and hype,
Books where people might think and do things for themselves
Are the ones they remove from the library shelves.
They say information might go out of date,
But really what they mean is how much they hate
That anyone might make some increase in knowledge
Without paying outrageous fees to a college.
They say feelings are hurt if some type is left out,
But what they are doing is trying to tout
Books nobody ever liked, or ever will,
That readers would gladly send to the landfill,
In place of books readers have always enjoyed,
Because they express ideas 'Sis' wants destroyed.
One sister for sale! One sister for sale!
One prying and crying young sister for sale!
I'm really not kidding, so who'll start the bidding?
I've already put up with so much of her guff,
It would be hard to take her far away enough!
I don't even care if you treat the brat rough!
Why, even some lists of books that have been banned
Are sales pitches for books whose rejection was planned
And continue to participate in suppressing
Books that bring readers joy, learning, and blessing.
One sister for sale! One sister for sale!"

The proimpt at DVerse was to write a poem around a line from a banned book. Shel Silverstein's goofy, funny poems for kids (and the inner kids of adults) have been banned from some school libraries as likely to encourage unruly behavior, such as, in one poem,  trying to sell a younger sibling. Some of the lines of this verse are direct quotes from a short verse in Where the Sidewalk Ends.

Wednesday, October 8, 2025

Book Review: You Can't Go Home Again

No worries, Gentle Readers. Your e-books are still in the computer, assuming they arrived in a format the computer can read. (Many Kindle e-books didn't, or if they did the computer can't read them any more.) I have just been too busy in the real world to make the time to read them. I will be working on this and will try to post more reviews of books that might suggest Halloween costumes, to go with Karen McSpade's newest (look for it on the 28th of October). More wet days like this one--as long as the cables hold up!--will bring more new book reviews. For today, here's the announcement of a classic:

Title: You Can’t Go Home Again

Author: Thomas Wolfe

Date: 1938, 1992

Publisher: Harper Collins

ISBN: 0-06-080986-8

Length: 576 pages

Quote: “I mean do you think you can really go home again?”

He can (and does) and he can’t; that’s the point of this novel.

Could George Webber’s sense of having lost and found “home” have been explained in fewer than 576 pages? Yes, but then readers would lose all the sketches of the people he meets in his travels. Wolfe’s talent was such that, even though most of these people appear in just one short vignette apiece, the book as a whole would be poorer without their stories. They’re good sketches; you just might recognize your grandfather in one of them.

Having been written in the 1930s, Wolfe’s stories of what Americans call the Great Depression are clear-eyed, with no “good old days” sentimentality. Life was hard for many people. Too many things had changed too quickly to suit many people. Neither Wolfe nor his character would be likely to have lapsed into “the world’s falling to pieces because all you younger people are fools” maunderings if they’d been alive in 1992. (Actually, as I recall, most people of their age hadn’t really got there even in the 1960s, when many of my generation were, however, too busy yelling about hair lengths and curfews to notice.) One gets the impression that if Wolfe were still around, he’d recognize his characters in the styles their kind of people are wearing today.

This is not a very plotty novel. Many of the characters aren’t shown doing anything; some are “caught” at the time of their deaths. Webber moves rather passively through a gallery of snapshots, noticing everything, doing little. He’s a writer—when fired up to action he sits down and writes something (which is seldom shared with readers). He sees, hears, feels, and sometimes empathizes, and gradually, although Webber is not a teenager and You Can’t Go Home Again is not usually classified as a young adult novel, he grows up. He does not solve a mystery, commit or prevent a murder, make or lose a fortune, have a mental breakdown, or even have sex under conditions Wolfe deems relevant to his story, although he watches other people doing these things. He just travels, meets people, and ponders the question of where a novelist from a small town in North Carolina can live.

Political correctness as we know it hadn’t been invented in 1938. Webber is not a hater, but he is politically incorrect; he talks about people the way many men of his age and type actually did. He feels sympathy for neighbors whom he knows by name as well as by the then p.c. collective term “Negroes,” then feels cheap contempt for strangers whom he classifies by the illiterate variant from of “Negroes.” His wife is Jewish, yet he professes revulsion for “the rouged lips of Jewesses.” I don’t like this, didn’t like it when Webber’s generation were talking this way, but all I can say about it in this book is that Wolfe has the dialect down. People that age who weren’t haters would casually use the vocabulary of hate speech to describe people different from themselves whom they happened not to like

(Some of my generation learned the habit, and, if particularly unintelligent, still have it. Talking to an employee who is unmistakably triracial, threatening a neighborhood where some of the people who belong don't even have to tell people they're Black, our Professional Bad Neighbor tried to threaten to "sell to n*s." The man's brain rot spreads daily. He wasn't born that way--another point for glyphosate. Still, the point clearly being made was that he didn't mean the illiterate-variant-form-of-"Negroes" for whom he was expressing cheap contempt to include local Black people--presumably he meant the slum dwellers that have been imported into Kingsport, wholesale, contagious diseases and all.)

In 1938 it would not have been realistic for Webber, or for Wolfe, to have been confronted with this vestige of institutionalized bigotry or asked to change it, yet Webber does have to confront hate in the way his generation did. For Webber the confrontation is more close and personal than it might have been for our grandparents; he goes to Germany and sees what increasingly extreme forms of hate look like, he feels his alienation from people who might otherwise have been his friends when he sees them conforming to the pressure to become serious haters. It’s this shock treatment, this exposure to the viciousness hate can produce, that empowers Webber to work out where his home is and reconcile himself to his own people.

Without spoiling whatever suspense the novel has, let’s just say that it has, historically, satisfied liberal readers—if they weren’t completely alienated from the book by the minor and temporary ugliness of Webber’s alienation. 

Books I Don't Plan to Read

Long & Short Reviews asked. Let's put it this way. I don't plan to buy a lot of books, although I would if I were rich, because I am not rich. I've inherited the home libraries of a few friends so I already own a lot of books I've yet to read.

I do not sit down and say to myself, "Eww ick, that's a bestseller, so it can't be any good. I will not read anything by James Patterson or John Grisham or Jude Devereaux or Stephen King or Danielle Steel..." I don't feel much need to boost those authors, but I have read some of each one's books. There are reasons why they're so popular. There are less popular authors who deserve more attention from more discerning readers. Boosting their signals is what book blogs are for. But I see no reason to deny that readers get more than material for Freudian fantasies out of bestsellers. Some books that have reached the bestseller lists are actually pretty good.

I don't say "Eww ick, no books in this or that genre or by this or that type of writer," either. There are genres in which I expect to enjoy more books than others. There are genres I'm not really qualified to criticize. I'll read just about anything.

I just passively plan to read the popular books when I'm all caught up on everything else I want to do. Realistically, it's possible that that might happen, but it's not likely. 

I'm aware that popularity...well...you remember how in high school you'd been a good friend over the years, but someone else had more expensive stuff, so at some point somebody said something like "I like whatever it is that you and I do but I can do that any old time whereas this may be the only chance I eeeevvvver get to ride in X's new car..." and you felt betrayed? Popularity for books works something like that. Bestseller numbers are shaped when big-city bookstores order a few hundred copies at a time before throwing a big book party celebrating a new release by a big corporate publisher. If your book sold to a small publisher or an academic publisher or even a large denominational publisher, that won't happen. If your book expresses a viewpoint the monster corporations don't like...you can become a successful author, working with small publishers, self-publishing, even starting your own publishing house if you happen to be as brilliant as J.I. Rodale or Thich Nhat Hanh, but your books may never be on the New York Times bestseller list. And, well, discovering authors like J.I. Rodale and Thich Nhat Hanh does happen to be one of this web site's main goals.

If and when I have a physical bookstore I don't expect it to be big enough to need lots of copies of the bestsellers of the week, but I expect to order them on demand.

I expect to stock books that aren't featured in the big-chain bookstore on the mall. Books whose appeal might be considered "academic" because they're serious science, well researched history, or just books that tend to appeal to educated readers. Christian books, and other books by people who take other religious traditions seriously. True Green books, as distinct from Poison Green. Books that J.I. Rodale would have published, before Rodale Press was swallowed by the European monster Penguin has become. Books that those who want global tyranny want to ban.

People can always buy bestsellers on the mall...but that doesn't mean I want to ban bestsellers. I just figure that a book that's on the bestseller list this week is going to be available for a dime in aid of charity next year, whereas a new writer nobody's heard of yet needs a sale now.

Tuesday, October 7, 2025

Book Review: Better Homes & Gardens Applique

Book Review: Better Homes & Gardens AppliquĂ©

Author: Better Homes & Gardens magazine staff

Date: 1978

Publisher: Meredith Corporation

ISBN: 0-696-00435-6

Length: 96 pages

Illustrations: full-color photos and templates

Quote: “Even a beginner can create the vibrant, attractive floral pillows.”

Appliqué is a quick and easy craft; the challenge is finding the perfect material, not perfecting the skill of cutting it out and tacking it together. These are fun projects for Scouts, for middle school sewing classes, for parents and children. Because the work goes fast and can be done by alert patients in bed, appliqué is also nice for people with disabilities; I suppose this comes to mind because, when my wheelchair-bound grandmother lived with us (I was seven years old), one of the things she and I did was make coordinating appliqué curtains for all the windows in the house.

So, what will this book show you how to make? Pillows, window shades, a “game banner” with pockets for game boards and pieces, quilts, toys, curtains, wall hangings, tablecloths, napkins, gift boxes, sleeping bags, even a “soft headboard,” and if the perfect pattern for what you want to make isn’t in the book, at least reading the book will give you a good idea of how to make the pattern you want.

Better Homes & Gardens AppliquĂ© offers a thrifty way to recycle worn-out, out-of-style clothes without losing any memories that may be attached to them—even polyester, in 1978 when people were discarding masses of polyester—and entertain children, convalescents, and also nurses or baby-sitters.  

Web Log for 10.6.25

Excuses, Latest, Feeble 


(Drawing from Annie R. Allen's Blog with Ruth Harris)

When you don't check your e-mail because you can no longer look at a screen of e-mail that does not contain a book somebody wants you to read...and you know you have only the one pair of eyes...and only 24 hours in the day, during at least 4 of which you'll be asleep whether or not you stay at the computer...and the books never stop coming, and about half of them do sound like something you'd want to read, once... 

I will find a way to deal with this. Eventually. 

Poetry 

For anyone who needs help falling asleep...


Youth Behaving Well, Sort Of 

Greta Thunberg, looking (if possible) more baby-faced at 22 than she did at 16, confirms that she really is autistic. The mob scene that met her in Athens must have jangled every nerve she's got to the point of pain. And any woman would have to be autistic, or catatonic, to sustain that obsession with the "evil" being done to Palestinians after watching the video Hamas goons published, boasted of, of what they had done on 10.7.23. 

Sorry, Greta. When Palestinians themselves care enough about what's being done to them to surrender, hand over the Hamas goons, and make vows of total nonviolence, it will be possible to listen to your speech and think something other than "Brave...and beautiful...and brilliant...and wrong." 


We all know what the Bible says about those who've taught her wrong. May God guide her into the company of people who can teach her that the greatest evil Hamas did two years ago was to themselves and their cause. 

Petfinder Post: Abyssinian Cats and

This week's photo contest was suggested by the news that Petfinder actually has enough adoptable Abyssinian cats to make a photo contest possible. Abyssinians are still a bit of a fancy breed, the ones with pedigrees are absurdly expensive, but these big-eared, very pointy-headed, distinctively brindled cats are becoming more common in the US. 

This is not necessarily good. Purebred Abyssinian cats can carry nasty genes for blindness and anemia. If you adopt one from a shelter, however, you only need to consider whether this individual cat shows genetic medical problems since part of the contract is almost always that the cat won't be reproducing whatever genetic flaws it may carry. 

As a breed Abyssinians are described as friendly and sociable, wanting to be where their humans are, but likely to prefer a good fast game to a cuddle. The name indicates their origins in Ethiopia. They were thought to look "exotic" and "wild." 

Zilpha Keatley Snyder once wrote a novel called The Witches of Worm, for young readers, about a girl who rears an orphan kitten despite often feeling that her "Aby" looks defective, ugly, or evil, and even projecting her own unwelcome thoughts onto it. While it's just a baby with its ears folded up and its coat color a blur of dirty gray, she names it "Worm." She concludes that it's a natural animal and takes responsibility for her own thoughts at the end, though. Good luck finding a copy of this book; it never was a super seller...but it was a pretty good teaching story about what was known, in the 1970s, about rearing orphan kittens.

These shelter cats are not purebred, pedigreed "Abys." Shelters do occasionally get those but there are waiting lists for pedigreed cats; they very seldom turn up on Petfinder. The cats on the Petfinder page for Abyssinians are either known to be crossbreeds despite not having the classic Abyssinian look, or thought to have the look even though their ancestry is unknown.

Zipcode 10101: Duchess from Ringwood, NJ 


Duchess was the mother cat sent to a shelter with, and possibly because of, her kittens. The kittens have been adopted; the mother cat is still looking for a good home. She is young, friendly, healthy, already spayed, and known to behave well with other cats.

Zipcode 20202: Angelica from Herndon 


The organization has harbored control freaks in the past and may have some still. Angelica is about a year old, still a frisky kitten who needs another kitten to play with, and (going by photo evidence) a bit overfed, possibly having been trained to snuggle with a few too many food treats. She does cuddle, they say, though she likes to play with other cats, or humans including school-age children, and she's "still making up her mind about" quiet, friendly dogs. 

Zipcode 30303: Kurama from Cartersville 


Her web page lists a cringe-inducing alternate name with no explanation of why it was hung on her. All they say is that she's had some veterinary care and is fit to be adopted. 

Now on the dog side...a dog breed that might be considered fancy, because pedigreed individuals can be overpriced, yet is well represented in shelters would be the American Staffordshire Terrier. Obviously related to the original English breed, these dogs' ancestors now have their own separate breed registry. They may trigger "pit bull" phobias: they are small short-haired terriers. The typical temperament associated with this breed is, however, friendly, loyal, and good with children. There are a lot of them because at one time they were among the most popular breed for family pets. They are absolutely not pit bulls. They are strong, determined, and not to be messed with, just the same. Terriers who live with good dog owners are generally good dogs.

Zipcode 10101: Finn from NYC 


Just a year-old puppy, Finn likes to play and snuggle. He's good with other dogs; he has no experience of cats or children. He seems cleverer than the average pup, liking puzzle toys but solving them quickly. He could benefit from discipline, affection, and training. He weighed 32 pounds when his web page was last updated and will probably weigh more, in healthy bone and muscle in another year.

Zipcode20202: Sister from Texas by way of DC 


For a terrier she's oversized, over 50 pounds even with that trim little waistline, and it didn't boost her stock with her original humans when she had a batch of puppies none of which survived. There will be no more puppies. If you like a relatively big, strong dog who has had some basic training and is known to be friendly and gentle, reserved but friendly with other dogs, and good with children, Sister might be the dog for you. Her price is high but includes transportation as well as her veterinary bill. 

Zipcode 30303: January from Atlanta 


She was brought to a shelter with eleven puppies, so the dog and puppies were named after the months of the year. The dog is still unadopted. She's described as incompletely trained, apt to pull on the leash when walking with a human, but very friendly. She has no experience with children.