Friday, June 19, 2026

Web Log for 6.18.26

Trigger warning: At the bottom of the page this post contains wasp pictures. Slightly magnified for research purposes, they can also be used for desensitization by people with wasp phobias. People need to deal with these phobias. Most paper wasps are both useful and friendly animals.

Glyphosate Awareness

Long, college reading level, blog on the current state of GMO regulations.


Breast cancer correlated with use of "pesticides," generally, including glyphosate.


Music 

Sixto Rodriguez.


Neil Young.


Emancipator.


"Triangles in the Sky."


Santana.


Vaccine Accountability 

Have some vaccines proved to be, on the whole, safe and effective? Yes. But even those vaccines aren't 100% safe--or 100% effective--and they were identified only by trial and error, with some early results as ghastly as the results of the COVID vaccines recently or the flu vaccines in the 1970s. 


 Wasps, the Periodic Rant 

There are caterpillars that eat other insects. When inchworms stand straight out at an angle to a branch, they're not just trying to disguise themselves as twigs; turns out some of them are hunting for tiny gnats, which they're able to grab between their six "true" legs and eat. (As a group, these little pugilists are nicknamed Pugs.) There's a British butterfly, which will probably be our Butterfly of the Week in another five or ten years if the web site lasts so long, and which, as a caterpillar, lives among ants and eats their pet aphids. Seriously. British ants rear aphids, take them out to munch on leaves, bring them in so the ants can eat aphid digest, which apparently tastes sweet, and then the caterpillars eat some of these aphids. And there's a moth, which obviously I feel less keen on than the wasp hater featured in this video, whose caterpillar attacks paper wasp larvae. Before raving about how cool this moth is, one could consider how many mosquitoes, caterpillars--even tent caterpillars, which are too furry and too toxic for most predators--flies, gnats, aphids, and other nuisances paper wasps eat. I like paper wasps and would be inclined to kill a Sooty-Winged Chalcoela (the wasp hater seems to be reading the name as Chalcoeia, but it's Chalcoela, with two L's) if I found one. Nevertheless:


The caterpillars are about the same size as baby wasps, and look similar. Instead of resting in the nest while their parents bring them food, the caterpillars chew their way from cell to cell, eating the back ends of the baby wasps, and then eventually pupate in a cell where they look like pupating wasps. Nasty sneaky little things!

In the video you see them parasitizing Polistes dominula, which Wikipedia lists as their favorite prey species. P. dominula is a bit of an invasive nuisance that can out-compete native wasps like Polistes fuscatus if you're not careful. (P. fuscatus are my favorites--they can sting, but individuals don't pack much venom and they would really rather be friends.) And in the video you see dominula devouring a little Monarch caterpillar, which does occasionally happen. Nevertheless. 


Photo from Wikipedia.


Polistes exclamans is a different species that can be mistaken for dominula. Their body colors can vary but their distinguishing feature is their three-colored antennae. They have evolved strategies for fighting back and coexisting with the Sooty-Winged Chalcoela, but their strategies are only partly effective, according to 



Photo from Wikipedia. 

Polistes metricus can be mistaken for fuscatus, and often capitalizes on the resemblance by actually sharing nests with fuscatus The wasps don't seem to crossbreed but they live together as neighbors, possibly because fuscatus aren't a preferred target of the Sooty-Winged Chalcoela. To ordinary human view they look just alike, except that metricus have yellow on their legs. Under a microscope they have different body shapes, and metricus seems more "closely related" to other species with which it doesn't share nests. Both species are generally peaceable. Metricus may specialize more in eating caterpillars while fuscatus eat more gnats and mosquitoes; this has not been fully documented.



In the Southwestern States and Mexico these species are often displaced by a more aggressive native paper wasp, Polistes apachus (sometimes called P. texanus). If apachus prefer to live in peace, nobody has documented the fact or discussed how they go about making friends. They often infest fig orchards and attack fig pickers. Probably nobody cares how many of them may be eaten by Sooty-Winged Chalcoelas.


Mischocyttarus flavitarsis has a different body shape from the Polistes paper wasps and does not live in my part of the world. It's another favorite target for Sooty-Winged Chalcoelas. It is described as having a rather appealing little foible: its odor (not conspicuous to humans) repels the ant species that are its primary predators, so it tries to defend itself and its nest by ramming and rubbing against surfaces rather than stinging. It does have a sting but, reportedly, humans have to crush the individual wasp or damage the nest to find out whether they're sensitive to its venom. Most people aren't.


Photo from inaturalist.com. Wikipedia has an article about this species, but not a clear photo.

Another wasp that attracts the Sooty-Winged Chalcoela is Jack Spaniard, Polistes annularis, the paper wasp most people would like to see go extinct. It was nicknamed "Spaniard" in colonial days, when that name referred to enemy soldiers who fought Englishmen with swords, because the wasps always seem ready to whip out their little "swords" and sting people. Distinguished by a yellow ring separating its reddish anterior and blackish posterior sections, annularis gives all paper wasps a bad name. It is slightly bigger than fuscatus and packs much more venom. And it just generally does not like humans. 


Photo from Wikipedia. Each Wikipedia article about each of these wasps can be reached from links in the other articles, so I shouldn't have to go back and copy each URL after copying each picture...

The trouble with identifying this species is that, until annularis has behaved like annularis (attacking someone for no obvious reason), it doesn't look all that different from other paper wasps. In fact some harmless fuscatus mimic annularis


This is a typical fuscatus found in Virginia. On close examination she has quite a bit of red and yellow coloring, though from a distance she just looks dark brown, or, in Latin, fuscatus. She is both blacker (in front) and more colorful (overall) than annularis, and also smaller--even the breeding queens of this species are often less, never more, than an inch long. The color markings vary considerably among nest mates and help individuals recognize one another. They recognize individual humans, too. 


But this fuscatus from Florida has clearly evolved to mimic annularis. Though smaller and more colorful, she does show that warning color pattern!And so, in a general way, does one of the fuscatus on the screen porch who are currently supervising the writing of this blog post. 

Apart from size there are other significant differences between fuscatus and annularis. Polistes fuscatus like to eat insects that annoy humans and often nest in or near our homes. When a new little queen wasp hatches, in early spring and as each generation replaces the one before it all year, she will fly toward the humans in the house and check them out. If they stand still and don't make hasty or aggressive moves, they are friends and she will positively protect them. (She doesn't have much room for thinking about new information. She has fantastic instincts and memory but her brain's not wired for real thinking.) Fuscatus will occasionally taste something sweet or tangy, like fruit, but don't have much appetite for sugar and don't try to store sugar in their nests. They use fibre from plants and insect bodies to make "paper," and live primarily on protein and fat from other insects. They can both kill and carry insects up to twice their own size. I have seen an inch-long fuscatus carrying a two-inch-long tent caterpillar.

Annularis, conversely, usually nest above water, eat primarily aquatic insects, often visit flowers for nectar, may do some accidental pollination, and can even be said to make honey since they sometimes store partly digested nectar in cells of their nests. 

The most obvious difference between these species, when the likable ones mimic the nasty ones, is their stinging behavior. Annularis are full of venom; their sting has been described, by people who are not hypersensitive to it, as like an injection of hot lava under the skin. A sting on the hand might cause the hand to puff up enough to interfere with use of the fingers for a few days. Annularis are the paper wasps most likely to sting a person just because they like the landscape better without humans in it. Fuscatus have little venom; their sting is usually described as like touching a big blunt needle or splinter, and discomfort lasts for minutes, not days. They may panic and sting strangers approaching their nest in a hasty impulsive way, but not without giving the strangers every chance to greet the wasps properly and establish friendly relationships. They will chase a person who runs away from them, presumably finding it profitable to let their behavior evolve along the theory that the person had a bad conscience and was dangerous. They quickly learn to like fluorescent lights, especially shop and desk lights where a lot of freshly killed insect bodies can accumulate between tubes and frames. Since they like the insects that annoy humans they are highly motivated to make friends with us. 

So, for that matter, are dominula


Photo from Wikipedia. This European species, an unwelcome immigrant in North America, is typically only about three-fourths of an inch long. 

I all but literally heard one, whose nest I was inclined to scrape off the screen door, as she paused and held eye contact with me while carrying a fly in her mouth: "All I want is to rear my babies in peace." I do scrape and burn dominula nests in winter. In summer, when the wasps are making themselves useful, I leave them in peace. That summer, I propped that screen door open while the young wasps grew up. Though smaller than fuscatus, they are more venomous (their sting may burn a bit for several hours), but they too really want to coexit peaceably with humans. If they can. They do silly things like building nests on doors and defending the said nests every time the doors are used, because despite their awesome instincts they are really not very bright, but they mean well. If they nest on a door it's not hard to make friends with them, then approach the nest early in the morning when everyone is asleep, scrape it off into a jar, clap a lid on the jar, and dump out the wasps more than half a mile away. 

That the Sooty-Winged Chalcoela attacks vicious annularis and seldom attacks friendly fuscatus is almost enough to reconcile me to this moth...but I don't like animals that molest my wasps. Period.

Book Review: Hollow Secrets

Title: Hollow Secrets

Author: Stump Lewis

Quote: "He reads the new message: You're already in it. Back off, or watch them bleed."

In the spooky little town called Wraiths Hollow, detective Jake and his friend Mara start receiving threatening messages that eventually help them solve a kidnapping case. 

This short novella reads like something that was dashed off and sent to book reviewers as a sort of trailer for a longer, more complex detective story. For a crime story it's relatively cheerful, though; the victim seems likely to survive. I wasn't motivated to buy the longer book, but mystery buffs might be.

Prompted Bad Poetry: Hackell Keith

This little rhyme is, fortunately, fiction--prompted by the Poets & Storytellers United suggestion to write a poem containing the words "blooms," "hammer," and "teeth."

Shed not a tear for Hackell Keith,
Who's somewhere in this slammer
For knocking all his brother's teeth
Out with a ball-peen hammer.
The twelve-year-old deserves these blooms.
For the teen, a life sentence looms.

But if you ask how Hackell thought
Of such a crime, so horrid,
His story is: his brother, brought
To tears and sweat on forehead
By an impacted molar, begged
That his bad, crooked teeth be pegged.

"For if I have no teeth at all,"
The younger brother pleaded,
"Some nice, straight implants then may fall
In the category 'Needed.'"
Hackell considered this, and struck.
So now--he blames it on bad luck--

Though Bobby Keith will get nice teeth,
The public's wrath has fallen
Upon the head of Hackell Keith,
For what the judge is calling
Insurance fraud with ill intent.
Sighs Hackell, "That's not what we meant."

Thursday, June 18, 2026

Can We at Least Look Forward to Re-Entry?

"Don'it always seem to go, you don't know what you have till it's gone?" Today's main post was a real downer for me to write. I don't know that this needs to be a downer season, though. While we can use the Internet without feeding the monsters we want to starve, let's enjoy it. Most of my online time will be spent downloading content I want to save (mine and other people's) but there's no reason not to share and enjoy all the digital content we've really "liked" for all these years. I may be linking to posts from the 1980s; no apologies. Some people were posting good stuff back then, and deserve credit.

After all...we'll still have our skills. We can reenter the Internet if and when we get...this is my list, I encourage you to post yours:

* Privacy protected by federal law, with heavy penalties for anyone storing in one place enough information to be able to identify any person in the real world. (The federal government has its own special networks that do not connect to the regular Internet. As long as that disconnection is absolute, I'm not opposed to that.)

* Requirement that all "data centers" generate ALL of their own electricity (from sustainable, non-nuclear sources), recycle ALL of their own water (such that they're cut off from public supplies after drawing 50 gallons for workers to drink and wash their hands in), shut down instantly if monitors show them raising the air temperature 50 feet away, pay all content producers for all data they collect or use, are continually monitored and shut down permanently if they prey on data from unpaid sources, are unable to connect with computers that are in use, and generally are such a liability that nobody wants to build one anyway.

* Requirement that any company that uses content produced by any individual must compensate that individual within a week and before using, selling, or publishing the said content.

* Criminal penalties for any use of camera, microphone, or any unpublished content on another person's computer in the absence of either a specific contract signed before the transfer of each individual data file, or a legitimate search warrant for the prosecution of a crime. YouTube may not try to "see" even the silhouette of a human before playing a video. The fact that Microsoft has reacted recognizably to being shouted at, in the past year, must cost Microsoft mucho dinero. (The cats probably think I'm losing my marbles, with all the yelling at this computer they've heard. It's all been a scientific experiment. Yes, the microphone app has been turned off, and yes, Microsoft has still reacted as if it were turned on.)

* Redesign of the Internet to limit electronic payment, criminalizing any attempt to connect directly to any individual's bank or utility account. (Connections among businesses may be allowed at the businesses' own risk and expense, provided that the businesses receive regular and realistic warnings about how foolish this is.) 

* Requirement that any company that delays payment for more than a week, without specific authorization from the person(s) to be paid, will jollywell pay the debt owed AS IT STOOD ON EACH AND EVERY DAY THAT IT WAS OWED. If a content site that owed you $10 in 2011 has not paid that debt by 2027, it can be held responsible, and its owners' assets sold, to pay you $10 for each day since the failure to pay in 2011. Yes, Paypal and many other e-businesses will be hurting, and they'll deserve it. No, companies can't withhold transfers of payment on transactions of which they disapprove. Yes, customers can refuse to pay for content because they don't like what the online worker produced or because they can't afford to complete the project or just because they want to dissolve their companies and get drunk, but they have to do that before a contract is signed, work is done, and the final copy of the content is delivered. 

* Redesign of the Internet to allow NO third party to interrupt the use of a privately owned computer, except for law enforcement agencies with a search warrant for prosecution of a crime. "Updates" and "cookies" and spyware LOCKED OUT of computers for at least one hour after the last keystroke, and preferably, when the infrastructure is in place, for the time it takes the FCC to review a request to meddle with another person's computer and deny permission to companies that aren't making a positive contribution to the computer owner's experience. (Spyware might, following Yougov's example, be allowed to run after a contract has been signed paying the computer owner, say, $10 a month plus complete access to whatever the client company has been allowed to spy on.) Meanwhile, if, say, a Microsoft update causes your computer not to obey a keyboard command INSTANTLY, if you have time to repeat a keystroke because it's not obvious that the first command "went through," you would activate a red button on your screen (or on new computers' keyboards) that would require Microsoft or any other company interfering with your use of your computer to pay you a substantial fine.

* Redesign of Microsoft into HUMBLEsoft, the company that has been put in its place and will never again presume to try to "force" its Lords and Masters the Most Honorable Customers to buy or do anything. Its new slogan must be "One computer per person per lifetime." It can continue to provide an outlet for creative ingenuity...keeping the ever-evolving Internet accessible to every computer, to every software package that pleases its owner.

* Criminal penalties for the unpaid, unauthorized use of any likeness of any living person. Any image of a person who is not fully clothed, or who appears to be touching any part of another person's body other than hand to hand, may be considered unauthorized. Porn lovers now have Craiyon and can watch three-eared porn stars doing whatever occurs to the porn lovers' filthy little minds, but they should not be allowed to drag you or me into it.

* Since plagiarism bots are driving the demand that people use those ugly, hard-to-read sans serif fonts, recognition of the font "Calibri" as identifying data that has been made available for mining and is likely to be plagiarized, while other sites and systems use decent-looking serif fonts that print out looking like the print in real books--familiar and easy to read!

* Well publicized ban of any country whose government wants censorship from the new Internet, which is for responsible adults and does not pamper those whose feelings are hurt by new ideas. Foreign users logging in to the Internet should see a message along the lines of, "You are attempting to connect to the Internet, a service designed by and for a country that has freedom of the press. Successful prosecution of a crime under United States law is necessary to restrict access or 'reach' to any content. If your national government has a problem with this, then the Internet is off limits to you. Work on upgrading your national government. We regret the inconvenience."

* Requirement that electronic devices that cost the owner more than $100 be classified as COMPUTERS and come with physical data storage, solid opaque keys including pointer and clicker keys, and a reliable heavy-duty printer, while devices that store data "in the cloud" and lack these features are classified as ACCESSORIES and may not be sold for more than $99.

Yes, we should have demanded all of these things a whole lot sooner. No doubt, if we'd imagined how fast the garbage features could be cranked out and built into a dysfunctional system, we would have demanded them. Now we must demand them as conditions for re-entry into the Internet. No connection from Windows 10, or Windows 7, or Windows 92? Soooo long, it's been good to know ya...

Bill Busting 108: Cheap Computing

The final installment planned for this frugal series is not happening any more.

With Microsoft threatening to feed all online writers, artists, and data analysts into food for its plagiarism ("artificial intelligence") monsters, I don't know whether there's going to be any valid reason for any frugal person to own a computer, or have one at home, after October.

If there is such a reason, it'll be an old one that no longer links to the Internet but processes words and numbers even better now. 

I'd planned to make this a much more informative and entertaining post that would be worth somebody's $5, but times have changed...so I'm glad nobody paid for the post I intended to write.

I think, instead of planning home computer centers, we should be planning our post-computer lives.

Web Log for 6.16-17.26

Not much online time, these two days; even the Petfinder Post was late. What can I say? Some days are just too beautiful to spend looking at a computer. This weather was irresistible--sunny, in the 65 to 70 degrees Fahrenheit range, low humidity. Even my eighty-year-old cousins had to be out in it. 

Animals 

Tiger Swallowtails, which aren't even considered "closely related" to Monarch butterflies, share one of the same favorite foods:


Photo from https://www.backyardecology.net/, which people who like this blog are likely to enjoy, too.

Economics 

Robert Malone applies this dry subject to the topic of food. Is socialism what's made young people so sick that they've not seen through socialism yet?


Music 

Bag Raiders.


Mark Knopfler.


Stevie Nicks.


Steve Miller Band.


Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeros.


America.


Tourism (Tennessee) 

Dolly Parton plans a week of public partying for the grand opening of her Tennessee-based answer to Buc-ee's. Seriously. Celebrating a truck stop?!?!?! Well, there will be live bands.

New Book Review: A Murder Most Mulchy

Title: Murder Most Mulchy

Author: Pamela Gunn

Date: 2026

Quote: "The tiny white poodle...glances back at me...before veering straight between two rows of potted hydrangeas."

When Moxie, the Golden Retriever, decides to help Ruby, the human, catch Delilah, the tiny white poodle who belongs to some of her acquaintances, everyone skids through the wet soil at the flower show and Ruby lands right in the middle of somebody's display. Somebody she happened to dislike. Many people had quarrelled with Elliot but Ruby had done it most recently. And Elliot is also in the middle of his display, buried in hay, dead.

In order to stop people looking at her sidewise and muttering, Ruby decides, she has to find out whodunit. So she does. 

This is a short cozy mystery. If readers don't guess whodunit right away, they won't be guessing for long.  

Wednesday, June 17, 2026

Book Review: Gesundheit

Book Review: Gesundheit

Author: Patch Adams (Hunter D. Adams, M.D.)


Date: 1998

Publisher: Healing Arts Press

ISBN: 0-89281-781-X

Length: 193 pages text, 34 pages reference material

Illustrations: black-and-white photos

Quote: “Health is based on happiness—from hugging and clowning around to finding joy in family and friends, satisfaction in work, and ecstasy in nature and the arts.”

Not everyone who watched Robin Williams play Patch Adams, M.D. realized that there was a real Gesundheit Institute. There was, and the worst thing about it was that Patch Adams was born in 1945. Which means he’s reaching retirement age.

In this book, Dr. Adams describes his philosophy of medical practice. It’s about wellness, not just banishing one particular symptom. Not everyone wants to strip for an examination from a doctor who’s likely to clown in the office—all the way to wearing a squeaker-balloon nose—and not all cancer patients appreciate “Tumor Humor,” but laughing is known to stimulate the body’s production of safe natural pain suppressants. Since Adams also avoided raising people’s blood pressure by giving them bills, letting them pay what and when they felt they ought to pay, some Creative Tightwads thought the comedy approach was worth trying.

Patients and doctors who agreed to try a holistic approach experimented with using a house for that purpose for a few years. Then legal concerns caused Adams to stop offering treatment to new patients and focus on raising funds for a "proper hospital" that would meet regulatory demands. Adams agreed to the making of the movie in order to raise those funds and, to his disappointment, neither actors nor producers actually donated revenue from the movies to the hospital. 

There is still no physical Gesundheit Hospital where patients can pursue holistic or naturopathic healing free of charge and pay when they're able to go back to work. There may never be one. If there is, it will need to be organized in a realistic, post-socialist way. "Patch" Adams himself is still clinging to a fantasy that "From each according to his ability, to each according to his need" can work beyond a small voluntary community of people united by religious beliefs. I, myself, would be more than satisfied to see it being made to work by a few such communities. 

Top Ten Things to Know Before Visiting My Small Town

My small town is Gate City, Virginia. People most often visit because they have relatives or friends here. Some other reasons to visit Gate City include camping at the Natural Tunnel State Park, hiking in the Jefferson National Forest, musical performances at the Carter Fold, NASCAR races at nearby Bristol (which fills up enough that race fans feel lucky to find rooms only thirty miles away), work for or with the Eastman Chemical Company in Kingsport, and generally exploring the scenic Appalachian Mountain region. If you are visiting for this kind of reason, knowing these ten things will help you not to seem outrageously less informed than those who are visiting friends and relatives.

1. Gate City is not even within walking distance from Appalachia.

The Appalachian Mountains were named for people who lived further south and called themselves Apalachee or Appalatchi. People who live in Virginia, Kentucky, Tennessee, North Carolina, or north Georgia usually pronounce the third syllable like "latch." People living further away from the name's point of origin pronounce it more like "laysh." In many places the whole mountain region may be called Appalachia without causing confusion. 

In Virginia, however, Appalachia is the name of one specific town, and it's more than thirty miles away from Gate City. (People who live in one town might organize car pools to the other town, but not every week, or every month.) Traditionally Gate City enjoyed a more stable economy, though the difference has narrowed considerably within my lifetime. Appalachia was a mining town, while Gate City was a farm-and-market town with some small factories.

2. Downtown Gate City is a model of a walkable community. 

People don't have to live packed in on top of each other to have a "walkable" downtown. People with mailing addresses in Gate City may live ten or more miles away from the town's business district. Once in the business district, most people can walk from any point in "downtown" Gate City to any other point in ten or fifteen minutes. 

3. Though Gate City is not a model of wheelchair accessibility, people can and do roll through town in wheelchairs. 

Drivers should be careful to show courtesy to a vibrant wheelchair-using community who whir on battery-powered chairs and carts along the main streets of town  Not all stores and restaurants have smooth, wide doorways or fully accessible restrooms, but people will usually help anyone who needs help. Respect for our elders includes making things accessible to people with mobility challenges.

4. What "Blue Devils" really means is "students preparing to go to Duke or a similar big-name university." So, yes, you might see a T-shirt advertising that the wearer "still prays"...and, though it's not been advertised on the same shirt, for our "Devils." 

Two separate traditions face off here:

(a) The "blue devils" of alarm and despondency plagued English-speaking people as early as the sixteenth century. In the 1910s, during the war, the name "Blue Devils" was given to a group of fighter pilots and planes. Admiration for the pilots led to Duke University and other schools nicknaming their athletic teams "Blue Devils." High school teams were usually named in honor of university teams. So the Gate City Blue Devils are a football team that have, historically, bagged far more than their fair share of state trophies. Relatively little "satanic panic" has been generated by this traditional name.

(b) Voluntary, often student-led, prayer and Bible study has often been tolerated on campus until someone complained. Most people in Gate City identify as Christians; many attend evangelical churches and feel, or try to become, comfortable praying and leading Bible studies in any social context. During one incident the American Civil Liberties Union told student prayer warriors that an appropriate way to proclaim their faith at a public school might be "on a T-shirt." The intention might have been to stifle effusions of religious fervor; if so, it failed. Someone promptly designed rather attractive T-shirts advertising "Gate City: I Still Pray in Jesus' Name." 

Most religious teachers agree that it's not appropriate to pray that the Blue Devils win games, but it is appropriate to pray for a good, safe, fair game where nobody gets hurt and all college-bound Blue Devils get their chances to qualify for athletic scholarships.

5. The Devil's Bathtub is a naturally formed, deep pool in a mountain stream. 

The place was named before the team was. People who embarrassed Gate City High School by performing badly in competitions--e.g. forgetting all about a school competition in the excitement of getting something of real importance done at home--were traditionally punished by scolding and shunning, not by being thrown into the Devil's Bathtub. Anyway, competent swimmers who dive into the Devil's Bathtub in warm weather usually pop out feeling refreshed. But it is deep enough, with enough current and rocks, that a non-swimmer might be able to drown.

6. The Tour de Possum Creek was a serious bicycle race that many people enjoyed for many years, but it's no longer staged today. Maps of the course are still available for those who want to cycle 43 miles including a long climb. 

Possum Creek is the stream that flows along the other side of the Clinch Mountain, in a pretty rural neighborhood called Yuma. (Somebody had been to Yuma, Arizona, and liked the name.) It meanders along a nice smooth course in between farms, churches, and country stores, for much of the way but does feature about half a mile of heavy pedalling. Events associated with the Tour also included a half-course race for less serious cyclists and a six-mile "Family Fun Ride," for "Little Possums," between family-friendly restaurants. 

7. People who keep horses still don't like possums. 

Possums are awesome. They can and do eat ticks--though ticks are hardly their favorite thing and I often do find dog ticks within a few feet of the resident possum's den. They are more likely to eat roaches, including the wood and palmetto roaches that nibble on old wooden houses in damp weather. They do love to clean out cats' litter pits and eat things the cats catch and then don't want to eat, themselves. Although possums eat dung and carrion and can carry disease germs for short distances, their peculiarly slow metabolism and low body temperature kill most virus and bacteria. Most people avoid getting close to possums; therefore very few diseases are spread among people by possums. (Possums are, for example, probably the least likely of wild animals to spread rabies.) 

Most possums don't want to get close to humans any more than humans want to get close to them. A normal possum has about fifty teeth. If you try to pick up a possum the animal may sink every one of those teeth into you...though possums really do collapse into a comalike state, showing minimal vital signs, when they're scared and the possum might seem to have "died of fright" before you touched it, especially if it was in a trap. 

However, if everyone in the family, including cats and dogs, allows a possum to clean up nasty messes in peace, possums can become friends. You don't have to touch an animal to bond with it. Possums aren't very clever or entertaining animals but they do learn to come and go on call, and they can completely eliminate the most unpleasant part of routine cat ownership. 

Horsey people, however, will never forgive possums for one thing the little animals can't help: there is one parasitic infection they do spread--to horses--and it's fatal. If you keep horses, you never feel safe keeping a possum.

8. Raccoons, bears, coyotes, and rattlesnakes really don't mix well with humans. Most other wild animals, however, do. 

If you stay long enough in a place where most wildlife have adapted to coexist with humans, you too may have an unforgettable relationship with an unusual animal--a "personal moth" who feels safe in your woodbin, a wren who nests on your front porch, a neighbor's horse who comes to lean over the fence for a friendly visit every evening. Bonding with a spider is not a sign of desperate loneliness or even heavy drinking. It can be an indication that you were able to recognize one of the local spider species that naturally live in a near-symbiotic relationship with humans.

It's not unusual to meet a deer, wild turkey, or stray chicken on the street in my town.  I wish it were still unusual to meet a bear--but it's not really. 

9. You can tap maple trees and make maple syrup in the South, too. 

In Vermont and Canada, maple sap rises in March. Here, it rises in the February thaw--some years, even in the January thaw. The proportion of sap to syrup is still ridiculously high. You have to boil off the water in about 40 gallons of sap to get about a pint of thick maple syrup. 

All maple species yield usable syrup. Ironically, sugar maples were rated the best because they tend to produce syrup and sugar that taste least "maple-y," most like white sugar. People who buy maple syrup now tend to prefer a more "maple-y" flavor.

However, maple syrup never became a major local tradition here because boiling down sorghum syrup was a more efficient way to get a sweet taste. There is a local beekeeping tradition, too, although I often wonder how many of the people who display bee-motif "country" decor items had the fortitude to talk to our local beekeeper when he was alive. (Beekeeping was traditionally a hobby for weird old men and we had one who filled the bill.) 

10  Most people don't know what they have till it's gone. 

A surprising number of people in Gate City are denatured humans who don't know one useful herb from another. You don't have to know what natural richness is in and around this little town to live here, have family here, or belong here. But it would be nice if more people did.

Tuesday, June 16, 2026

Petfinder Post: Boston Terriers and Persian Cats

What do Boston Terriers and Persian cats have in common? Each breed has a flatter face than most dogs and cats have. For Persian cats, there's an extreme form of the trait that is disabling for the cat and really should be discouraged. For Boston Terriers, the trait can be dysfunctional in hot or humid weather, but generally these are sturdy little dogs who have been popular with city dwellers for a long time.

Since this series is following a list of dog breeds, let's consider the terriers first. 

The Boston Terrier is a small sturdy dog who belongs to a group of dogs that were bred for their tendency to dig up their prey. They are more aggressive mouse and rat hunters than cats are--and can do more damage if the rodents' dens and tunnels are underneath the garden. They stand between one and one-and-a-half feet high at the shoulders and weigh no more than 25 pounds. They have "tuxedo" coloring: white and either black, or blackish gray, or blackish brown. 

Although this breed is typically even-tempered, obliging, and cheerful, always up for a brisk walk as those little legs scurry along at the human's heel, its flat face is a phobia trigger. Boston Terriers are not the dreaded Pit Bull Terriers, but their humans may have to spend time explaining this to panicky neighbors. On the other hand, the Boston Terrier's incidental resemblance to the Pit Bull can put a healthy fear of the law into an evildoer.

They thrive on lots of opportunities to keep up with a fast-walking urban-type human but Boston Terriers are also easy to carry.

"Purebred" dogs are sometimes inbred enough that birth defects happen. Like several popular breeds in which puppies are marketable enough that breeders will let two carriers of a defective gene mate, Boston Terriers are sometimes available at low prices because they have eye, ear, or leg defects that can become disabling. This happens even in "natural"-looking breeds. A solution would be to reduce obsession with "purebred" dogs and focus on healthy ones.

Local warming, the indisputable fact, can make it hard for Boston Terriers to pant enough to cool off in Boston or in other cities, in summer. The ideal solution involves reversing local warming by digging up pavement, planting trees, turning off air conditioners, walking rather than driving, unplugging all electronics in summer, and all those other things city dwellers don't want to do. The usual solution involves allowing the dogs to lie in front of air conditioners, unless of course the dogs have access to a nice cool cave. 

Boston Terriers are sometimes recommended as having less of an odor than other dogs. This is at least partly due to their short coats. The hair does shed, though not a lot, and benefits from grooming with a brush or grooming glove that has relatively short, soft bristles. 

They need a lot of exercise, and sometimes develop problems because they tend not to be self-starters when it comes to exercise. If turned out into the yard they may sit by the door and mope, and become neurotic, and behave badly. They tend to bond with their humans and want their exercise to take the form of games with their humans. Some Boston Terriers enjoy and do well in dog athletic clubs. They also usually like chasing and fetching toys.

Like most dogs, Boston Terriers can overeat and make themselves sick if you let them. They can also become territorial and jealous of others who distract their humans from them. If they can't be with the humans of their choice, they may vent their feelings on objects that may be considered distractions, like their humans' shoes, clothes, furniture, and books. This is better than turning against their humans' friends or children, which can also happen. Boston Terriers usually make good family pets if they don't feel neglected and become "neurotic." 

They tend to be stubborn and can be hard to train, but typically they do love to please their humans, to earn treats, and to play with their humans...so, once they've learned to control their bowels and not jump and growl at visitors, they sometimes do well in those agility contests where dogs display their ability to run, turn, jump, dive, and weave among posts on command. However, the American Kennel Club's page for this breed had an instructive, amusing video of Boston Terriers in a dog show. The video focussed on a dog who walked right at his human's toe, not heel, and stood at attention facing the opposite direction from all the other dogs! 

Now, on the cat side...Persians are the cats with the flat faces and long thick coats. Both traits can be exaggerated from relatively functional mutations into dysfunctional ones. At best they are a high-maintenance breed, usually docile and likely to benefit if humans take over grooming their fur, eyes, and ears. Their relatively round and flat faces can make it hard for Persians to clean themselves or even to eat. For obvious reasons they suffer from hairballs, and can have more serious problems. 

The position of this web site is that ordinary American and British Long-Haired cats are more attractive than Persians. However, Persian cats have survived for a long time. The most normal-looking faces, with room for normal teeth, indicate the best chance of the animal's being able to breathe, eat, and groom itself normally. A tendency to develop kidney disease in old age runs in many Persian cat bloodlines. Still, even with this tendency, on average they live up to fifteen years.

Persian cats can be good pets in a quiet, calm household. They like to cuddle on their own terms; they will nestle beside their human, and may solicit grooming, but (like normal-looking cats) seldom like to be picked up and moved around unexpectedly. They have relatively long, broad bodies and short legs, and often grow to a large size even under all that fur.

They can be almost any color. People have enumerated almost a thousand different patterns in Persian cats' coats. The basic coat color is white or pale grey, usually with patches of black and/or orange outer hairs. Variations in the placement of the colored hairs are almost endless. 

Zipcode 10101: Jasper from NYC 


There are more typy-looking Boston Terriers on the Petfinder page for Zipcode 10101 if you look. I happen to feel that this one's Beagle ancestors handed down to him a more appealing face than a "purebred, pedigreed" Boston Terrier could ever hope to have. Sue me. Anyway Jasper is believed to be six years old. He was malnourished when brought in, but has recovered weight and energy in foster care and is guaranteed to be 25 pounds of fun'n'games. He doesn't mind other dogs, or even cats, but he may chase cats--for fun. He loves fetching balls, tugging on ropes, and meeting people who squeal about how cute he is when he goes out for walks. For Jasper exercise works as a reward. This is fortunate because, although house-trained, he could use some further education. When excited he tends to become noisy. 

Rosa from Old Bridge 


Their usual "adoption fee" is $225 for one kitten or $400 for two kittens. That's already steep! For this one they want $900...and they'll probably get it. They say her purrsonality is as amazing as her looks. Well, she's three months old. How much purrsonality can she have developed? She does seem to be a baby Queen Cat, though. Her web page mentions siblings who either have already been adopted or don't have a Persian look. For $900 they certainly ought to throw in her plain-Jane sister free of charge. 

Zipcode 20202: Rooster (Roo) from Fairfax 

He was an unclaimed stray. In Fairfax? How does a 15-pound pup survive the traffic in Fairfax? Who knows how, but he did. Rooster is another Boston Terrier crossbreed; his other ancestors are thought to have been Chihuahuas. He's a lap dog who likes to sit on or beside his human whenever his human is sitting down. He probably lost his original human in a tragic way, but he's willing to love again. Rooster is thought to be three years old and is likely to live another twelve years--or more.

Victor from Vienna 


Despite having that iconic "She Who Must Be Obeyed" look, he's male (though neutered). They don't say much about him but do mention that people living outside the Metropolitan Area will be asked for references. Victor won the photo contest, easily, but several other homeless cats in DC have a Persian look. 

Zipcode 30303: Lucy from Sautee Nacoochee 



Lucy's real ancestors are unknown but believed to include Boston Terrier, because of her shape, and possibly Australian Cattle Dog--she's oversized for a Boston Terrier at 30 pounds. She is clever, likes to please humans, and has learned commands quickly. Very energetic and wiggly, she must have a yard with a solid fence (deep as well as high) and lots of good brisk walks. She is inclined to pull on her leash, as shown. When she finally settles in for a nap she likes to snuggle. If you can maintain the lead position with a strong, smart pet, Lucy might be the dog for you.

Blue Aster from Powder Springs 


Whatever this fancy-looking cat's life experience has been, it's left her insecure. She wants to own a human again. She will purr and cuddle and put up with all the petting and grooming her human wants. She does not want to share her human with anyone else. She does not like other pets or children in her home. They don't mention whether she'll tolerate her human's mate. 

Web Log for 6.15.26

Almost no actual computer time, due to real-life chores, but I was able to work on the chores near the computer and get lots of videos listened to, at least.

Animals 

Having mentioned the dog athletic clubs that are popping up to help keep clever suburban pets from becoming bored, this web site owes you a few video links.



This rescue dog's performance did not make his human very happy.


Meanwhile these dogs may be mistaken in their belief that they can sing, but they do know the "song" that goes with an ambulance...


Education 

Another factor to consider when counting the cost of education: the extent to which educational programs have been complicated JUST to keep people paying more tuition. In a local newspaper I read that a local student won a state scholarship in "nail care." I'm glad for the student, of course. The student clearly demonstrated the ability to take simple course material seriously. When I was studying my mother's old cosmetology book, nail care was a chapter in the book, a few weeks out of a two-year trade school program. Manicurists used to be the most junior "cosmetologists," nearly always girls who had practiced cutting and styling hair and doing color consultations in school but were still considered apprentices to the full-fledged hair stylists. It's hard to picture that as a whole separate certificate. Bleep are they doing with all those hours...learning how to use computers to print those miniatures of book covers on people's nails?

Then on a different day the same paper described a student who laughed when Secretary Kennedy said that parents of an autistic child might "know that their child will never write poems." For our generation, you remember, behavior might still have been "autistic"--writing poems no one else is allowed to read might have been considered "autistic play"--but to label a child who could speak and write "autistic" was unimaginable. The word had not yet become a catchall term for all brainquirks of every kind, apparently including talent: "Her parents suspected she may [sic] have autism when she had memorized a favorite book by age 2." 

Yes, Gentle Readers, if we the technorati were children today we'd be in baaaad trouble, with the greedheads at today's public schools shoving antidepressants at us to help us cope with the agony of being called "autistic" when, apart from learning language skills a bit faster and perhaps being able to perceive a little more efficiently than other people, we perceived the world the same way everyone else did. How many books did you memorize before you learned to read? Did anyone ever suggest that that was a symptom of brain damage, or did everyone recognize it as an indication that people read to you and you paid attention? I'm told I'd memorized several books. Definitely not typical autism, but somebody's probably thought of a label for it that can be misidentified as "a type of autism." The teen poet is labelled "autistic" and although there are a few people with specific brain disabilities who may write poems that rhyme and scan but still have trouble potty-training by age fifteen, my guess is that Secretary Kennedy and I would describe her as talented, probably shy, possibly having some more limited form of brain damage, probably not "autistic" at all. 

How many legs has a dog if you call the tail a leg? Four; calling the tail a leg doesn't make it a leg. If shy poets and awkward math-heads are called "autistic," then "autistic" does not mean "having a major disability that qualifies anyone for a lifelong pension." We need to stop this overuse of "autistic" now. If children learn to speak and can communicate with ordinary people outside the immediate family, we need a clear rule--THEY ARE NOT "AUTISTIC." They may have other types of brain damage, but they don't have that one. "Autistic" means confined to the self, unable to communicate with others. If people mean "different from that hypothetical average child" parents need to be insisting that they say that. Not only can shy poets and clumsy math geeks do jobs--the world needs the work they do.

Hallmark Holiday Alert 

From the inimitable Roy Blount, whose work, if you've not read, you probably want to start reading:


Fathers vary. If I'd called mine to say "Happy Fathers Day," would I ever have got an earful. He didn't believe in Hallmark Holidays, and if I was in town already I should stop at -- and -- on the way in to clean the flat, and if not I shouldn't be wasting money on long-distance calls...Fathers who were impossible to behave nicely toward in the 1980s have probably either mellowed out or died of cardiovascular disease by now, but if someone out there has that kind, consider this blog post your encouragement to try to show kindness to the old something-or-other anyway. You never know. He might mellow. If he has a consistent reason to discourage something, try listening.

Music 

Dave Edmunds. "Here comes the weekend"? Here it came, and there it went.


Nick Lowe.


Pianomaniacs.


David Bay.




Guy Clark.


Jared Bentley, of Elizabethton, Tennessee.


Landon Camper, of Bristol.


Cameron Payne, of Johnson City, Tennessee.


Sippie Wallace.


Robert Palmer.


Bonnie Raitt. This web site does not endorse the opinion expressed in the song, but this web site does understand it. I found the music link at another site where somebody had posted a "vlog" post where some male was trying to blame women for divorce. Sorry, guys, that line just does not work any more. We have all heard of cases where the wife ran off with some other man, but more often, either the husband runs off with another woman, or the wife just takes whatever she can carry and gets out while she can. I mean to say...my Professional Bad Neighbor, after his recklessly endangered wife and child died, married a woman who had lost her husband earlier in the same year. Such a sad little apple was this woman that the only way she could start a conversation with a man was to lurk in grocery stores asking every man she saw shopping alone, "Are you married?" and telling the ones who admitted being single, "I'm a widow! The Bible says widows should remarry!" So, they say women mourn and men replace...they were married before Christmas. Then she began to feel ill and connect it with being recklessly endangered, began to get some idea what kind of snake she'd kissed by mistake, and she bolted. Never mind what the Bible says about divorce; she wanted one. And you can usually tell about these things...no other man in evidence, focus on fighting for money...This was not a woman men fought over when she was fifty years old and she's not become one as she's come closer to seventy years old. But what's the lousy creep telling other men in town? She was cheating! Oh right. Like thunder.

Anyway, given the way some men behave and the way many women aren't interested in a man until we see how he pursues us, it would make sense for all wives to have a few beaux on the string, the whole time they're married. It would not be Christian. Also it would not interest most of us. In high school we may have bored everyone by chattering for hours about how Al was cute and nice for most purposes but on the clumsy side for a prom date, whereas Bob was guaranteed to step on somebody in the course of the prom but might feel sorry enough to let one drive his car, etc. etc. etc., but by the time we get close enough for marriage we tend to feel that one man is more than enough of an emotional burden.


Jazz Cat Club (digitally manipulated kitten pictures seem to be playing real music).


NRBQ.




Todd Rundgren.

Book Review: The Silver Cipher

Title: The Silver Cipher

Author: J. Jasper North

Date: 2023

Publisher: Twin Quill

Quote: "The woods feel weird today."

Somewhere in one of the parts of North America that have hills and a river, some students are digging up something that they keep thinking they may regret having dug up.

--SPOILER ALERT-- --If you want to read through a whole novel-length build-up of suspense, stop reading this review now--

This straightforward story could have been made more enlightening or entertaining, but instead North chose to go for "weird." Young people dig up bits of town history that someone wanted to leave buried. They follow old markings and directions that lead them to something that should have stayed hidden. Who were these mysterious people and what were these mysterious things? Turns out, the peaceful little town may be on top of valuable mineral reserves, too deep to be dug up without spoiling the town. What should have stayed hidden was greed. 

For me, the attempt to tell a simple story about a town that recovered from mining fever would be more successful without the attempt to bring it into the horror genre. Horror fiction is about human weaknesses but it's never, in the tradition of the genre, about simple moral analysis of human weaknesses. If what the young adventurers are going to find out is that some of their forebears said no to greed, the build-up should be lighthearted--how much better things are without the greed. People who want to shudder at the end of each chapter want to discover people who let greed turn them into dragons or vampires. It's harder to write a credible story about how human beings realized that they were living in a nice neighborhood and didn't want to ruin it, so I can understand why North tried to write this story as horror, but I think the story doesn't work as horror, isn't funny enough as a parody of horror, and should have been worked up into that credible story about preserving niceness.

Monday, June 15, 2026

Web Log Weekender for 6.12-14.26

A lot of real life interfered with the weekend's link hunting. I hope you readers enjoyed the weekend too. My weekend included some fun and one awful, boring chore that I'd been putting off because I knew it was going to take hours, and it did; but it's always enjoyable when that sort of chore is done.

Books 

John Woodhouse's Bible commentary, 2 Kings, sounds like something I wish I had received in the e-mail. The history of ancient Israel has a lot to say to contemporary political thought. 

Chlorpyrifos Awareness 

This web site is supposed to be about Glyphosate Awareness...but it's useful to know:


Clothing 

What the politically incorrect and proud will be wearing. It looks like ordinary menswear, to me, but it shows support for freedom of speech.



Music 

Dave Edmunds.


Lucy Thomas takes a whack at a Fleetwood Mac song.


C&C Music Factory.


The late Justin Townes Earle.



Danny Gatton.


The Nighthawks.


Powerhouse.


Boogie Belgique.


"Walter Roesner and the Capitolians."


Amos Garrett.


Maria Muldaur.


Politics (British Snark) 

I don't think people should ask questions when someone thinks she needs an abortion. I think the decision, and the surgery, are so gruesome that very little can usefully be said. That doesn't mean I don't think the women making the decision should think long and think hard. Because the surgery is gruesome, is considered successful when it only harms women instead of killing them, I think most women would be better off giving birth to healthy adoptable babies, if nature has made that choice available. But influences on their choices are personal, and not subject to public debate. Someone in cyberspace was asking whether people would abort, or advise others to abort, a viable fetus if they knew it was going to have Downs Syndrome. I would be tempted, myself. I would know the temptation was coming from my own disability and the decision to abort the fetus was poor-spirited, but I would be tempted. I am the one who felt judged and found wanting in the face of my cat's devotion to a defective kitten. So I'm not going to judge anyone else who wants to jump off the pregnancy carousel at any point or for any reason. 

That said, this British writer makes some good points. I think the skill of riding to hounds is worth preserving, and "trail hunting," in which hounds, horses, and humans practice fox hunting skills without chasing an actual fox, should probably be brought to the US. 


Riots 

The position of this web site is that nonviolent approaches to problems are generally best. However, if someone is stupid enough to try to cut off an Irishman's head in Ireland, there is no need to look for causes of what follows. The stupid man can fairly be described as having died of stupidity. And if the same could invariably be said for other countries and other violent crimes, this would be a better world.

Governments should act to prevent rioting and vigilante justice by removing violent people from the streets. If they are subjects of other countries, governments may be able to afford the courtesy of sending such people back where they came from--once; I don't think they should bother doing that twice. I favor life imprisonment on condition that no taxpayer be asked to supply violent criminals with food or water. The concern is not with saving whatever a violent man has in the way of a soul, but with protecting decent people from violence. 

Someone put on the Mirror a bit of fake news, not worth copying or linking, clearly intended as a joke, about a homicidal maniac who robbed a store and, on the way out, started a fight with some US Marines on leave from a nearby base. One of the Marines was treated for a stab wound and is doing well. The homicidal maniac was treated for broken bones, including both arms and legs and several ribs, incurred when he fell into the gutter after stabbing the Marine.