Monday, June 8, 2026

Web Log Weekender: 6.5-7.26

I did not spend most of this weekend within sight of a computer. Microsoft had all the time it needed to run all the "updates" and spyware it wanted, so of course it waited to launch all the garbage-ware until Sunday afternoon when I finally came in and turned on the laptop. 

We need some serious laws about the Internet, if we want to keep it at all. I'm afraid the time of its usefulness is running out. Probably we shouldn't have rushed to adopt computer technology before we had a federal law stipulating that posting content on the Internet is covered by "freedom of the press" and, whether people posted honest mistakes like "Michael Jackson, the superstar singer, died at age 74 in 2026" (a real man called Michael Steven Jackson really did die, at age 74, in Georgia, last May; he sang, too, according to his relatives, and played a guitar) or malevolent disinformation like "BayerScience (TM) has proved that glyphosate is safe and effective," it's up to readers to sort out which writers could and could not be trusted. Certainly nobody should sign any contract authorizing any corporation to mix their work into any so-called artificial intelligence without payment. All of us should be holding Microsoft to its claim that Windows 10 was the last version of Windows we'd ever buy--and if Microsoft doesn't fully support Windows 10, Microsoft must join Epson, Wang, and Lanier on the garbage dump of Time. 

This weekend I'm particularly annoyed by the way Microsoft is managing to interfere with independently produced, non-Internet-dependent Libre Office. I think we need a law stipulating that any device sold as a COMPUTER must come with a complete, non-Internet-dependent, word and data processing system that works as efficiently as a good typewriter, and with a printer for physical data storage. (Devices lacking those assets could be sold as ACCESSORIES for up to $100.) Connection to the Internet must be optional and must not affect the efficiency of the word and data processing system. Instead of being able to interfere with any use of the computer to "force updates," Microsoft must be forced to wait. In fact it would be good if the law specified that any attempt to "roll out" updates onto a computer that was in use by its owner, online or offline, would result in all of Microsoft's computers displaying the word WAIT and blaring a recording of "U Can't Touch This" for a week. After a week, rebooting any of Microsoft's computer would require the employee to hand-type five thousand lines of "I must not encroach on any customer's use of any product for which the customer has paid." Copy-and-paste would be disabled...

But of course that's not the biggest threat to humanity posed by an Internet that's not properly regulated to discourage obvious abuses. I'll admit that even I haven't preached as extensively about online anonymity as I ought to have done. I thought people who wanted to put their real-world names, addresses, ages, etc., on the Internet were a minority of very foolish people who would soon figure out that they did not belong in cyberspace at all, because computers are not for the stupid, and relatively little harm would be done. I can't believe the number of people who fell for the "But I've done business with this company for years and they've never done anything nefarious with my identity, even my bank, information" lie. It's so close an analogy to "But my four-year-old can't even reach the gas pedal so there's no harm in letting my four-year-old carry my car keys." An honest store's, or even utility company's or government agency's, computers are very similar to a four-year-old in relation to a professional criminal. All Mr. Badman needs to do is say, "Hey, kid, I'll give you a dollar for those silly old keys you're carrying." And likewise...

During the weekend I had a good look at the new, flat-screen, all-digital TV in somebody's front room, streaming Roku and Pluto and all. Fourteen thousand and some channels on GSN alone, nine other networks, and after we'd watched one nostalgic movie, nothing anyone really wanted to watch was on. Roku and Pluto showed lots of ads for online gambling sites. Gold-toned dragons on red flags at a site called Tang something? They could just say, "Hey, Americans, send China's ruling party some money!" Gamblers have been spending thousands of dollars just for the thrill of getting a hundred dollars back, for a long time. If they earned the money honestly and don't owe it to anyone else I suppose that is their business. "They are asking people for bank information," a non-tech type said. "If you won a thousand dollars, they'd send it to your bank account, and a week later your bank account would be cleaned out." Not that Chinese people generally are less ethical than anybody else. Just that the improbability of the US being able to enforce laws on unethical Chinese people is bait.

As for those "AI Data Centers" being built in places where they're damaging the ecology and the economy? Some damage is always done by large-scale construction and is always temporary. This is not a valid cause for complaint. New buildings mean a lot of raw dirt, blowing through the air or washing down into water, and noise, and young men coping with the dangers of their job by bickering with each other and shouting rude comments to passers-by. New buildings almost always look raw and unappealing and as if they are taking up space where some much nicer looking trees ought to be, for the first ten years or so. Beyond that, people subjected to unprecedented noise, unprecedented local warming, unprecedented water pollution, etc., can and should complain. Complain like good fellows! But I suspect a more effective strategy is to starve the "data centers" of our data. If people simply decide that, until we get a good regulatory policy that mandates respect for our freedom and privacy on the Internet, we'll unplug from the Internet, the builders of "data centers" will learn to heel, sit, and stay. 

Animals 

The Dunns' best photos of animals' and birds' reflections in water.


Education 

Should colleges eliminate "women's studies" or other "special interest group studies" programs? Well, these programs have historically been taught by left-wingers, so they don't have a reputation for academic rigor or appeal to deep thinkers. They have even tended to overlook non-leftist members of the interest group they're studying. "Women's Literature" courses often ignore Pearl S. Buck, Selma Lagerlof, and even Zora Neale Hurston. In the same way, "Appalachian Studies" tend to pay more attention to coal miners' unions than to private land owners, although there are more private land owners than unionized coal miners in the Appalachian Mountains. "Black History" ignored Madame Walker until some Women's Studies types made that impossible, and still prefers to ignore Benjamin Banneker, the "Black Wall Streets" and business successes of the early twentieth century, Booker T. Washington, Carter Woodson, Kenneth B. Clark, Alvin Poussaint, Walter Williams... 

Even when there's no intention to focus on studying the left-wingers in the special interest group studied...Left-wingers tend to be easily presented in ways that appeal to college students' interests in Romance and Rebellion. More conservative people, whose positive contributions to humankind and/or their special interest groups are often greater, tend to be relatively quiet, even bland, one could even say dull, figures, quietly earning their living, rearing their children, prospering, and being happy. It is the responsibility of the teacher to offset this. I like to look for whatever evidence people have left that they were happy. 

I think colleges should just reconsider their curricula and make sure they're not (inadvertently, unthinkingly, stupidly) teaching White History or Men's Studies. With unflinching honesty they should put the representatives and achievements of each special interest group where they belong. They don't have to dwell on the struggles of and within the special interest groups, nor on the personal lives of  people whose achievements are part of history; they have to put those people and their achievements in place. You can't teach about US Presidents without mentioning Obama, you can't teach about literature in English without mentioning Emily Dickinson and Charlotte Bronte and Pearl Buck, you can't teach about the advance of science in the early twentieth century without mentioning Turing. 

Colleges can dispense with "Women's Studies departments" when they don't let even boys graduate without knowing the history of women's struggles for civil rights and fair wages. They can dispense with "Black History Month" when non-Black students are equally familiar with the work of Douglass and Hurston and Martin Luther King. They can dispense with "Appalachian Studies," not that most colleges have ever even qualified to offer such a program, when their students from Alberta or Tibet understand why there are two ways to pronounce "Appalachian" and what each one signifies, what karst and clay and loam look like, and why we don't spray anything we wouldn't drink outdoors. So long as "mainstream" history, literature, arts, social "science," and other courses ignore a demographic group, there will be a need for courses that focus on the groups ignored. And those courses will tend to be partisan, academically flabby, and taught by shrill, emotional, very young or new teachers who washed out of the "mainstream" history, literature, arts, social "science," and other programs, simply because that is who tend to be interested in teaching "special interest group studies." It would be much better to integrate the courses...even if a balanced, integrated physiology course requires boys to read about how ephemeral the male role in reproduction is, even if a balanced, integrated history program requires not only that White students consider the abomination that was slavery in the United States but that Black students consider the history of slavery in the United States as part of the history and current reality of slavery around the world.

For students who aren't being asked to revise curricula, who just want to know which degree programs are most likely to pay for themselves on the employment market...There are jobs for which a degree in "special interest group studies" is an asset worth having, especially the kind where the master's or doctor's degree is crucial and the undergraduate degree is merely a milestone, but there aren't as many jobs like that as there are jobs for which a degree in math or English or history is an asset worth having.


Good News, Sort Of 

The Professional Bad Neighbor turned over the land he's bought in my neighborhood to two good neighbors. This is not a satisfactory solution to everything; it does not mean creepy people aren't still creeping about, harassing us and damaging our property, late at night. (Two nights, the man had a memorably foul, rank personal odor that I would not have associated with Larry Ricky Calhoun. Son or servant? I have no idea. I do know that anything that smells like that is in bad condition, should not have been sent to do anything secretive, and won't be scampering around the mountain for long.) It does mean that my fingers are itching to start repairing and improving what my parents left to me, after all these years. The Bad Neighbor still owes me a lot of money and the relatives who are so Christian and want to "forgive" him need to show the kind of support that would allow even such a noble soul as mine to forgive so much wrongdoing. The Nickels and Cornerstone buildings are beautiful buildings in good locations, but for reasons that will be revealed in due time I like the Silver Spur. Relatives don't need to say anything. Cash will do. The Bookstore & More should be open to the public by August.

The hedges that retain soil only a yard or two from the house need to be privet because privet does not attract our wonderful native insects. I do not want to step on bees and wasps and caterpillars around the house. The hedges around the rest of the house can be blueberry and huckleberry, with pawpaw, peach, chinquapin, or cherry trees up at the far edge, and a good fence to discourage nuisance deer. 

Music 

The "Music Moves Me" link-up asked for links to songs about summer. I've always liked Guy Carawan's version of "Long Summer Day." It's not been digitized. There is an extremely "folky," in the sense of an old man singing unaccompanied and missing some of the notes, version at


Meh. If that had been the version I'd heard first, "Long Summer Day" would not have become a favorite of mine. There's always been some debate about whether folk songs should be preserved in their "most authentic" form, which very often was sung by an old person who hadn't had time to warm up before singing and consequently missed notes, and often had a weak sense of rhythm as well, or in a slightly more "practiced" form that did the song justice. I incline toward the practiced versions, which means you Gentle Readers get links to recordings by people like Pete Seeger or the Carter Family or Heather Wood, as distinct from my hummings and chantings and chunterings around the house. You're welcome.

Still, it's good to remember how many good songs have been preserved by old people who didn't have any musical instruments, any musical training, very good voices, or even a sense of rhythm. Every town was not blessed with a folk singer whose natural talent could produce professional-quality recordings. People learned, sang, and taught songs as best they could. Often an old person who had little else to do was the one who memorized the long songs, and people could feel lucky if that person carried a tune as well as the man on the recording linked above.

Here are the other songs I caught over the weekend.

The one of Guy Carawan's records that has been digitized was out of circulation during my record-buying days. I learned most of these songs from other people; some of them were new when I found the digitized record, today, looking for "Long Summer Day."


Five Times August.


Kelsea Ballerini.


Johnny Lee.


Grey Delisle and Les Greene.


Politics 

The non-Left, non-globalist, non-socialist, common-sense category includes most of humankind so it's not surprising that we have differences. I think good things come out of debating policy issues. By all means, let people all along the spectrum from "total Trump fan, do my hair like his, named my son Donald John" to "voting against Harris in no way implies that I'd shake Trump's hand" argue for and against this and that. Before they start attacking each other, though, let them remember who wants the non-Left to start fighting and turning against one another.


Youth Culture, Fond Memories of 

So, is casual sex fun but unfulfilling? Is it just fun? Is it even fun? People seem to pick their surveys; answers seem to depend on the audience. A suggestion: In my memory, which is still pretty good, casual sex was fun when and only when it was understood from the beginning that only the kind of sexual acts that don't make unwanted babies were under consideration. 

Well, Highly Sensory Perceptive people are generously supplied with hormones and nerve endings. Phone sex was the subject of a popular book and movie in the 1990s. I had a longish-term relationship that involved eye sex. It was fun. It was not unfulfilling. It was where we were, a college sophomore, eighteen years old, and a college freshman, twenty. I suspect the freshman was having eye sex in a casual way with other people. I was not, but I did have enough sense not to mistake a strong attraction to a good school friend for True Love. That tends to add heaviness to what should be light, and spoil the fun.

I did, of course, truly love the freshman, in the sense of wishing him well. Still do. Wherever he may be. We both knew, all along, that if and whenever either of us wanted to settle down and have sex in a more physical way, we'd know it, and other people would probably be involved. So I did and so one was. 

Trying to be casual about the act that makes babies is, of course, totally delusional. People delude themselves that it's fun up to the point where it ruins their lives. Don't ever do it. Taking the chance of bringing a new human into this world is THE ULTIMATE COMMITMENT. It is so deadly serious that even mentioning it ruins the fun of a nice casual evening.

Book Review: The Night Singers

Title: The Night Singers

Author: London Clarke

Date: 2024

ISBN: 979-8224802265

Quote: "If you want to find the secrets of the universe, think in terms of energy, frequency and vibration. - Nikola Tesla"

When bad writers have come to the end of their idea, and their readers want another story, they turn to ChatGPT. When good writers are in that situation, they do some research.

London Clarke did some research about a beautiful, tourist-friendly island. Islands led to the islands in the Odyssey. The islands in the Odyssey included Aeaea, Wailing Island, and the Sirens, for fear of whom Odysseus put wax in his men's ears and made them tie him to his ship's mast. The Sirens' magical song led to sound vibrations and a machine that some people think may stop the progress of cancer, at least for a while, with sound vibrations...Add the basics of a gothic horror/romance tale--the young woman who's immature and maybe a bit masochistic, too, enough to do exactly what she's been warned not to do, and the young man who seems not merely "grumpy" but unapproachable because of a terrible secret in his past--and you have the main plot elements in this book, tied together as only London Clarke can tie. 

It's not a retelling. Riff (short for Robert Isaac Franklin) is not Odysseus, the clever Greek who was able to reclaim his men and walk away from Circe. He is almost as young as Callisto (not Calypso), who takes upon herself to rescue him from a diabolical recording contract enforced by demonic creatures with punk hair and tattoos...

The details of their premarital sex act aren't spelled out in detail but there's no room for doubt that premarital sex takes place. There's also some explicit violence, though in the reality of the story, the characters who get stabbed, bashed with oars, and so on aren't human and deserve worse than they get. 

If you're looking for a Southern Gothic horror romance with movie potential, this book is for you.

Butterfly of the Week: Graphium Thule

Thule was an old Roman name for the end of the world. Specifically it was imagined to be the north edge of the world, where everything was always frozen.. Graphium thule is a tropical butterfly but it lives in New Guinea, which must have seemed, to some early naturalists, as far from home as it was possible to go. 


Photo by Imamthidayat, taken in August in New Guinea.

Although it has the wing structure of a Swallowtail, its color markings resemble some other butterflies that live in the same area. Each species grew up eating leaves that were toxic to warm-blooded animals in a different way, and gets some survival benefit from its resemblance to the others. More specifically, Graphium thule eats Aquifoliacene ilex as a caterpillar, Ideopsis juventa can eat several plants but favors Tylophora flexuosa, and Tirumala havata eats a variety of plants including Parsonsia and Hoya australis

Graphium thule is not exactly common, but is less rare than its representation on the Internet might suggest, due to its confusibility. People don't want to post photos when they're not certain which butterfly they've photographed. Few people are familiar enough with Graphium thule, Ideopsis juventa, and Tirumala havata to be certain. Tirumala havata is the species of which a group migrated to New Zealand in 1995.

Partly as a result of this confusion, little is known about Graphium thule's life cycle. 

Wallace called it a "form of Graphium macareus, but smaller"--with a wingspan of only 3.75 inches. Craven observed that most females he found looked just like the males, but some had much smaller light-colored patches on the hind wings. Individuals vary somewhat in wing patterns with some variations being common enough to have been named leuthe, goldiei, felixi, alfredi, and princeps. A description of these variations is available at


Apparently, as in so many Swallowtail species, males extract moisture from puddles, or even damp soil that remains as puddles dry up. They may be aware that each individual gains some safety from predators when they form large mixed-species puddle parties.


Photo by David Bishop.

There is still time for New Guineans to become famous by documenting the early stages of this butterfly's life.

Friday, June 5, 2026

Web Log for 6.4.26

A change of e-mail address is in my future. I'm reacting to another drive-by spraying with avowed homicidal intent...still not covered by existing laws...and don't feel like dealing with anything, so spent the day burying myself in a big research project that's not likely ever to have any economic benefit for anybody, just for fun. The sort of computer project that used to be called "autistic play," before the 1950s, when behavior rather than people was called "autistic." Anyway, at pages I visited there was a lot of audio content, mostly "vlogs," only a few songs. And I looked at X.com, briefly.

Glyphosate reactions pass quickly until they don't. I'm not sure about the other chemicals in the current form of "Roundup," some of which people were trying to ban in the 1970s, some of which are new,

Animals 

The House of Representatives mulls bans on testing medications on stray dogs and cats. (Traditionally that's been what "no-kill" shelters did with them.) Dogs and cats metabolize many things differently than humans do. If we went by tests on them, well, for one thing most of the bacteria that give us serious food poisoning would be rated "safe." So the value of testing on dogs and cats is more a matter of clearing lost pets out of shelters than it is of protecting humans' health. Rats and monkeys have reactions that are much more similar to ours.

I'm not really opposed to "animal testing"--if it's relevant testing, on the animals whose health is in question or even on species that are reasonably relevant. But if you want to know how something is going to affect humans, why waste time tormenting dogs? There are too many rats in this world and there is unfortunately no shortage of rapists and murderers.

The lady from New York is not a great speaker but the legislation she proposed does seem to have "legs." 


Music 

Eric Clapton.


Heart. When this song was current I thought it was one of the all-time most stupid and annoying songs in human history. I still don't like it, but somebody posted it and I moved to the beat. This video clip preserves some spelling-out of what made the song so much more annoying even than the usual "crazy in love" trope...the unprofessional diction, the idea that playing a guitar well requires macho "strength" as distinct from a particular size and shape of hands that nearly always grow on men. (There are guitars on the market that are built to fit typical women's hands--I have one in the office--and they're not built to professional musicians' standards. Golly, I wonder why?) 

I'll let the "girl" claim pass for now, because in the 1970s baby-boomers were still well supplied with elders to whom we all did look like boys and girls, even as the first few of us passed age 30. But although twenty-somethings now look like children to me, I expect them to be, as most of us were, trying to become adults, trying to live up to the specifications for a "man" or "woman," rather than clinging to childhood as an excuse.


Toto.


Meh. The song is computer-generated, and the fat man could just sell his house--cheap, to undercut the HOA's precious property values!--and find a house with no HOA. But I did chortle.


Politics 

Male candidate for Susan Collins' seat sounds like a disaster. How underpopulated is Maine?


I don't know...is this web site "right-wing" yet? I do not feel "right-wing." 


Reposted by Elon Musk, who doesn't act as if he felt very "right-wing" either, on X.

There are things we hear and, because they're so bad, we don't believe anyone ever does them with serious intentions. There's this Black guy who went around muttering "Kill all the White people," and people just shrugged it off--"That has to be just a thing he says to blow off steam." And his parents named him, not Desmond, but Demond, and people just shrugged it off--"Maybe the parents couldn't spell? Maybe the hospital clerk couldn't type?" And he really was demon'd, and he really has killed half a dozen White people. I don't want to link to this. You can search for "Fredrick Demond Scott" if you really want to.

I don't imagine any reader of this blog needs this message, but maybe your students do: Black Americans tend to cluster in neighborhoods where they feel like a majority. They are not a majority. If they're really determined to have a race war they can eventually have one. And they won't win it. 

Let us all try, insofar as in us lieth, to live peaceably with all.

Weather

Just past the full moon.


Posted by @earthcurated on X.

Book Review: Country Friends Good Times

Title: Country Friends (TM) Good Times

Author: Gooseberry Patch Co.

Date: 1998

Publisher: Gooseberry Patch Co. 

ISBN: 1-888052-27-9

Length: 216 pages

Quote: "Treat yourself to a good friend."

In Ohio there is a town called Delaware. In that town two women, "Jo Ann" and "Vickie," and a few more of their friends off and on, set up a mail-order business called the Gooseberry Patch Company. They sold cute, whimsical, handwritten-looking books like this one, which is primarily a book of suggestions about cheap ways to have fun. Not necessarily the healthiest ways--they trust the reader's judgment about how many sugary or cheesy food treats will really be fun--but generally cheap ways. 

"Gooseberry Patch Co." sold out to a larger publisher but still exists as an imprint; they still have a few hundred cute little cookbooks in print. Well, if you count books like this as a cookbook. The majority of instructions and suggestions in these 216 pages are not for cooking but a recipe index does count 49 recipes for things some people will eat.

Maybe the best way to describe this book is to flip through the pages and give the suggestion at the top of five or six pages:

* Decorate a plain flowerpot with a cute little gift label (you could photocopy theirs from the book), put in some potting soil and a flower bud or seedling, and give it to a friend.

* Darn a sock by saying "Oh, darn!" and throwing it away. (Well, that's a joke. This web site knows several things to do with a worn-out sock that are more fun.)

* Start a good friends' gathering club. 

* Host an "ice cream social" party. For invitations, stick a little card giving the time and place information in green paper or plastic "glass" in an actual ice cream cone and hand one to each person invited.

* Exercise like a kid...jump rope!

* Make a gift basket for a tea loving friend: paper doilies, a tin of very special tea, a loaf of homemade bread, a jar of preserves, a lacy napkin, a beautiful antique china teacup, and a pretty jar of lemon sugar. 

Feel-good reading, for sure. The emphasis on friends, kids, and going out means that these suggestions can help cure "depression." One of the leading causes of "depression" is lack of physical activity, and these antidepressant activities will inspire almost anybody to turn off the TV, get off the couch, and do something that is fun that involves a nice low-stress level of physical activity. If these things don't help, there may be an underlying physical cause. At least it helps to rule out lack of exercise before testing for more complicated conditions.

Thursday, June 4, 2026

Web Log for 6.3.26

Animals 

Butterflies and some larger lifeforms in England. The definitive, quintessential Lizard.


Scalzi's tomcat has fully accepted his tomkitten. 


Fortitude 

Rs liked Tulsi Gabbard, the D, because she clearly is not afraid of Hell. She is now approaching as close to that state of being as she seems likely ever to get. 


Music 

Alina Stricnova.


Scott Joplin.


Picture 

Mid-twentieth century travel photo. I don't know whether this was a real working gas station; Lens says it's a real place, built in Washington state in 1922 and still standing, but now in use strictly as a tourist trap.


Found on the Mirror. 

Politics 

I think part of it has to come from Ds spending so much time talking only to other Ds that they don't think they need to state a case for any positive goals, hopes, plans, or wishes of their own...but they are starting to sound a bit like this:


Lens traces this to an account called TeePublic, presumably a T-shirt business? 

Book Review: Falling for My Grumpy Best Friend

Title: Falling for My Grumpy Best Friend

Author: Laney Crowe

Date: June 3, 2026

Too many romances these days use "grumpy" to describe someone who is polite, but not instantly infatuated with the person mislabelling person as "grumpy." Drew, on the other hand, really is grumpy--as in reasonably polite, but sometimes just a bit curt, harsh, or frosty, because he's just a bit socially awkward. He's young. He's an athlete, not a politician. He doesn't always say the right thing.

Kennedy is a little better at saying the right thing, most of the time, but she's not the most organized person. Sort of a millennial Annie Hall, you might think if you're a baby-boomer. She is Drew's good friend and public relations person. 

When somebody gets hold of a picture of Drew and an ex-girlfriend, rather than be distracted by gossip about whether that relationship can be revived (it can't) Drew blurts out that he and Kennedy are engaged. Of course they are, Kennedy backs him up, loyal to the end. Now they just have to work out whether they want to make it true, or report a broken engagement after the big game. 

This is a sweet romance so you know how it must end. I like it because Drew is grumpy, as distinct from angry or mean; he realizes it's a flaw and wants to improve. Most people's communication skills improve in between ages twenty and thirty, so there's hope for Drew. 

Wednesday, June 3, 2026

Web Log for 6.2.26

Microsoft is still fighting tooth and nail to destroy the laptop, or goad me to, or something.

Meme 


Found on the Mirror. Lens traces it to Joni Walters on Instagram.

Music 

Little River Band.


38 Special.


Gerry Rafferty.


Dan Fogelberg.



Book Review: Falling for My Brother's Best Friend

Title: Falling for My Brother's Best Friend

Author: Laney Crowe

Date: 2025

Quote: "Welcome home. Don't burn it down."

Ethan, the older brother, bonded with Silas when Brielle dumped Silas and went off to the city in search of a better salary. When Brielle wanted to take some time off and stay in a house Ethan owns, Ethan left the house in both of their care. After all, they'll be chaperoned--Silas has a child. Maybe they'll be reconciled.

Well? It's a sweet romance. Of course they will.

Meanwhile the reviewer, though able to suspend disbelief in the story, notes that at least the pulp romance publishers of years gone by did keep an eye on the titles. My reading apps are so littered with brothers' best friends, grumpy friends, billionnaires, cowboys, protectors, and second chances, that I mixed up this novel with another one I'd promised to review--I think it's called Falling for my Grumpy Best Friend--and think I deleted the link to download it. Those book racks in supermarkets used to reflect fads, I don't think for grumpiness but remember fads for Greek islands, but they made sure that while Mykonos Summer was on the rack the novel where the couple got acquainted on a summer break on Santorini would be called something different, like The Beach House, rather than Santorini Summer. Grumble, grumble, grumble...

Top Ten Unique Videos I've Seen Recently

This week's Long & Short Reviews prompt asks for "unique" videos reviewers have seen recently.

Unique? Err umm...I imagine that means no popular songs of bygone years, nothing in the "Stupid Pet Tricks" genre, no tales of the unexplained, no collections of moments in sports, no tours of small towns where the vlogger's in-laws happen to have real estate for sale, no people reading their own poetry, no political rants, no high school marching bands, no hidden cameras spying on wildlife, no demonstrations of cooking or knitting or battery-changing, no Stern Du Tube collections, no "relaxing" videos of raindrops sliding down windowpanes or animals scampering in gardens. Those can be fun but each one has become a genre. By now YouTube is so densely populated that by "unique" I suspect it's only possible to mean "bizarre."

I think the most unusual thing I shared recently might be a video of church academy students rehearsing for a church performance on the shore of their favorite lake, with the lead tenors actually paddling in canoes as they sang. Has that become a genre yet? It could easily have done! *lemmecheck*

Actually, it has sort of done. Google's plagiarism bot actually offers comparative ratings of different church school bands and choirs. Well, this one's new to me. What makes this video special is that, American though they sound, the college is in Fiji. Most, though not all, of the students are Fijians who have never visited the United States. 


Now this church school group may still be unique. It's a tough act to follow. In the mid-twentieth century some people at Andrews University thought it would be fun to combine orchestra, pop band, choir, AND gymnastics performances in one show, thus reducing the amount of study time students would lose to travelling with more than one group. Andrews is a good-sized school and has other musical groups besides the Gymnics, but the Gymnics became famous because, most years, they've been unique. Their performances can be long. This video link is for a full concert: two and a half hours. Well, that's what the "pause" button is for.


I have mixed feelings about these church school groups. I belonged to some of them, shortly after the cooling of the earth's crust. Andrews University was where I got chronic mononucleosis from the unnecessary measles vaccination.

And this is the school that tried to double-bill Grandma Bonnie Peters. But they always did have a solid classical music program, and, I'm glad to learn, still have, even now that it's changed its name and become even more pretentious than it was in the Awesome Eighties.


Enough. Have I found anything really unusual that's not in the church school concert genre? Of course I have. One of the Substacks I've followed longest belongs to Wu Fei, an expert in classical Chinese music, specifically the zitherlike instrument called the guzheng. She's been sent on tours of other countries to build a repertoire of non-Chinese music and compose new, foreign-influenced music for the guzheng. In the summer of 2023 she published this video of improvising a Duet for Guzheng and Freight Train.


I posted that link to Glen Campbell's playing the "William Tell Overture" on a guitar, playing a few bars with the guitar on top of his head, just last week. That's too recently to post it again, isn't it? I'll mention it, but it's not on this list. Scroll down.

The thought of "unique videos" made me think of a TV show of bygone years called "You Asked for It," where a TV personality, formerly best known for imitations of other people's voices, travelled around filming things most US audiences hadn't seen and did not necessarily believe existed. One winter when we were in Florida occupying one of my aunt's properties, my brother and I watched at least a half-dozen half-hours of "You Asked for It." I think both of our favorite sequence was a brass band who "marched" on bicycles. At the time the presenter said that such a band was unique to Belgium. Now, Google says, Belgium doesn't have an active bicycle-mounted band any more but the Netherlands has a few highly rated ones.


"You Asked for It" tended to focus on odd local customs, the kind of thing travellers would describe when they came home and their families would say "I'd have to see that to believe it." 

Did fishermen really train cormorants to catch fish for them? Yes. It's not so much a matter of training as it is of restraining. The birds naturally want to catch fish. They need no training, just a little practice, to catch fish for themselves. Each tame bird has a little leash around its neck so that it can easily swallow small fish, but has to bring bigger fish to its human. The birds aren't hurt; arguably their family lives are disrupted by living with humans, but, also arguably, as with many wild animals, the individuals in captivity enjoy more protection from predators and live longer. The tradition is preserved for tradition's sake, although it's no longer considered a viable way to earn a living--not competitive with more modern fishing techniques. It's more a matter of knowing how to do what one's ancestors did. It is hard to imagine anyone wanting a cormorant as a pet but the birds do seem to recognize and go to their men (cormorant fishing was traditionally done by fathers and sons). And if you want to see how it's done, click here:


Nobody actually wanted to watch how "head hunters" traditionally shrank severed human heads, which I think might have been on a different show. We did watch a minute or two of Los Penitentes, a Spanish-Portuguese-American brotherhood of men who try to atone for their sins by beating themselves bloody with whips and carrying wooden crosses about. Apparently this induces a sort of stress "high," like a Sun Dance, which is felt like spiritual joy. A group of "The Penitents" let the TV man videotape their procession, no doubt in exchange for a generous donation to their (Catholic) church. Google has enough videos of these processions that they're not unique. I'm glad. I can't say that they're not on a valid spiritual path but, if they are, I don't think it'd be respectful to watch their self-flagellation on video.

As I recall, "You Asked for It" featured many nice, uncontroversial documentation of traditional arts and crafts techniques. People would feed the producers questions like "Do Shetland knitters really cut knitted fabric?" or "Do glass artists really blow air into hollow beads of molten glass through pipes like giant drinking straws?" The answer to both questions is yes, but if you want to try cutting knitted fabric I must emphasize the importance of knitting with Shetland wool, which sticks to itself enough that the fabric won't unravel when cut, as cotton or acrylic would do. 

"Are there towns in England that still really pay a Town Crier to shout the news out loud?" As I recall, the "You Asked for It" show gave the impression that the producers had interviewed the last living Town Crier, but reportedly towns still employ these people and there are trainings and competitions for them:


And fans used to throw the host, Rich Little, softballs like "I want to see your imitation of..." some other TV person. So much for that show. Some other memorable spectacles that I don't think have become genres, yet...

Well...Berea College had a special traditional relationship with Tibet, and once hosted a group who performed the Lhamo Folk Opera. Obviously a different group, by now much older, than this group:


Whereas Andrews University once hosted the Wiener Sangerknaeben, Vienna Boys' Choir. That would have been different boys than the ones in this recording, too.


And I remember, on a road trip, being summoned to watch a Chinese performance on a grainy black-and-white motel TV screen. I don't remember whether it was Shen Yun but it was their sort of thing, and Shen Yun is/are another tough act to follow and has/have not become a genre.


If onlyYouTube and TikTok videos count, here's a YouTube alternate. Their goal is to add at least one video from each country on the continent.


And that makes ten!

Tuesday, June 2, 2026

Web Log for 6.1.26

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Animals 

This is actually not uncommon behavior for cats. What's unusual is the timing of the humans' catching on to what the cat was doing. Usually cat people either know when our pets miss one meal and go out looking for them, or expect tomcats to roam around and never find out just how many homes and names they have.


Young horses are colts, or at least the male ones are. Young birds are chicks, whether male or female, since it can be hard to tell. In Maryland, where all the cranes I've seen lived, people call cranes birds and call young cranes chicks, but some people prefer to call young cranes colts, because they sprint around on long thin legs like young horses. Here's video.


Carpetbaggers 

The carpetbaggers are coming back! We didn't have a civil war, but they'll never let that stop them starting one! 

Seriously, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez went to Alabama, hid behind bulletproof glass, and called for her New York cronies to move down South and rock our vote. Because the only way to stop New Yorkers fleeing from their idiot mayor and his disastrous policies is, obviously, to give every other city an idiot mayor and disastrous policies too


She didn't actually say that eighty years is as long as anybody ought to want to live, but she said plenty of things that could be interpreted that way, and now...

I happen to like AOC. I happened to like the first man who ever proposed to me, although I was just barely mature enough to know I would have been a terrible excuse for a wife and mother, and AOC does happen to look like the little girl he and I would have had, if we'd had one. It is because I feel motherly and protective about her that almost every time I see or hear from her, I react, "Go back to school, dear child, you're not ready for Washington." Almost completely opposite to the way most Republicans react to her. Well, the overall intention may be the same, but the emotion is opposite.

No. We do not need carpetbaggers. We do not want carpetbaggers. And in order to avoid having a plague of carpetbaggers, we have to actualize our feelings. We have to make sacrifices.

We need to sacrifice property values.

We need to retain the right to lease or sell property, all by ourselves with advice from our trusted lawyers, to whom we choose. Yes, professional sales agents and property managers can sell properties for higher prices...to people who know they'll not be welcome and are prepared to throw money around stupidly. We need to sell and lease only to local people who live the right way and vote the right way. 

It will not hurt to make the claim that this idea is a "racist dogwhistle" ridiculous. Seriously. Am I White? I am a mixed breed. Well, it's only June, I do still look White...ish...but my husband looked like the south of India, my first cousins and even more my first cousins once removed look Tex-Mex, and some of my beloved Nephews look Black. If I acquire a lot of real estate, as it might be in a private bargain to give a Bad Neighbor a chance to leave on his own feet with his own shirt on his back and his own pension in his pocket, what is sold or leased will be sold or leased mostly to mixed breeds, some White in the same way I am, some Black in the same way I'm White, and some real minorities, simply because that's the way my friends and relatives are. Yes, my town could use a little rhythm. But no worries--they're not the type who blast their preferred music at people who want quiet. 

What can you do if your whole extended family are all the same color? You'll think of something. You know some of the right kind of people from school, from work, from church or temple. You might want to lease property to disaster survivors referred through your church. No worries--they can find the type who keep their property clean, keep their entertainment volume low, don't smoke anything or spray poison or vote for Loony Left candidates

All we have to do, to keep our neighborhoods nice, is pick good neighbors and sell or lease at prices they can afford to pay. You can't do that if you go through banks or agents. You can't advertise anything to the public, for sale to the highest bidder, and then backtrack, "Oh no, I want to sell it to people I want as neighbors." You can do it if you own, manage, and sell your own property for yourself, and offer it to people you want as neighbors.

Climate Messaging, Collapse Of 

On the one hand, we have the same government that's been preaching about climate change backing these plans for huge "data centers" that are absolutely guaranteed to produce major local climate change of the worst kind.

On the other hand, we have the people making all the noise about climate change...


Found on the Mirror. Lens traces it to a F******k post by the "Town of Westport, MA: WE THE PEOPLE". 

Fiction 

Short.


Health News 

At first glance you'll cry foul. Polio was a serious disease before either Paris Green or DDT was invented, and still is one now that those "pesticides" are off the market. Simple exposure to Paris Green or DDT, even in massive quantities like the reckless use of DDT that probably gave Dr Tom Dooley fatal cancer, did not cause paralysis. But...most adults don't notice infection with polio at all, and most children who have it are only miserable for a week or two. Why were so many more polio patients killed or crippled in the early twentieth century? Why did so many more people go down with the disease? Is there, in fact, something about the interaction of infection and poisoning...? This article may be paranoid, but it at least suggests a valid hypothesis.


Men, Logical Thinking Of 

He doesn't want the marriage to be over, so he makes it ever so much easier for her to resume dating now that he'll be in prison...It's funny because we still hear men repeating the pathetic old wheeze that they think more logically than women do.


Music 

J. Crum.


Mississippi John Hurt.


2024 presidential campaign video...The disloyal opposition want that mood of unity and victory to unravel into bitter memories. Don't let it. The Biden administration and Harris campaign were bad enough to unite people who were opposed on other points. We still are opposed on other points. We need not to let that opposition turn into hate. We may disagree on other things but we want to remain one nation under God, one sovereign Union of many sovereign States, as opposed to becoming one region under global tyranny. The men parodied here were too different (and too egotistical) to work together for long, but they do have things in common. We need to keep those things alive.


It might even help to remember what we were united against.


War 


Book Review: Nature's Echo

Title: Nature's Echo

Author: Thomas Crowther

Date: 2026 (today!)

Publisher: Harper 

ISBN: 978-1-4002-5070-7

Quote: "I had been injected with a powerful shot of nocebo (the opposite of placebo), so the idea that I had been envenomated was enough to trigger a physiological response that matched the symptoms of a venomous bite."

In the opening chapter of this book, Thomas Crowther describes the experience of picking up a snake he was told was harmless. When the snake actually managed to bite him, someone told him it was venomous after all. His hand began to feel ominously numb as he was rushed to a hospital. At the hospital he was assured that the snake was the harmless one his friend had first identified it as being. Sensation returned to his hand--it was sore from having been bumped against things to measure its numbness.

Harmless snakes can do significant temporary damage--some bites are hard enough to crack a small bone in a hand or wrist--so this is not a story about foolish naivete. As Crowther ranges on through all the favorite theories and speculations of the New Age sciency crowd, evolution, quarks, spirals, etc., it takes some time to identify the theme in this book, but that theme is, primarily, the idea that many things in nature follow feedback loops. Undesirable things aggravate each other. "Pesticide" sprays aggravate the imbalance monocropped fields create, destroy predators, and allow harmless nuisances like corn earworms to explode into major pest status. Desirable things enhance each other. Seeing good results from a diet and exercise plan motivates dieters to work their programs for even better results. And so on.

Several details and side points in this book will activate the mental rubbish detectors of many readers of this web site. Some details even made me laugh. I wondered if Crowther appreciated the irony of writing about socioeconomic "inequalities" as a problem while being funded by the World Economic Forum, a group who aren't doing much about the feedback loops that bounce wealth back to them. I chortled, reading sections about global warming, after Al Gore has just told us that it may have been that old ice age of our youth that we need to worry about, after all. This book is Green, but not True Green.

Partly that's because of the writer's self-admitted limitations. This book deals with science topics but it doesn't read like a science book--neither the mass of numbers in a professional science article, nor the summaries with just a few well-chosen numbers in a really well written popular science book by someone like Oliver Sacks. Crowther admits that that's because his learning disabilities made it hard for him to do rigorous science experiments on his own, so a sympathetic teacher let him get credit for observing the results of experiments while others crunched the numbers. No woman would get a science degree that way, I'm sure. Crowther seems to read science and study nature in the informal, observational, anecdotal way I do as a non-scientist, but it's never occurred to me to call myself a scientist. (It has occurred to me to go back to university and do the work to become one.) It's not "feminization" so what's the word for that kind of effect on the sciences?

On the individual scientist, the effect is plain. Crowther accepts other people's conclusions, including Michael Mann's "hockey stick" climate change graph, which Steve Milloy has been so gleefully debunking for so long. He's not an idiot, his learning disabilities do not include autism, but he can be used as a "useful idiot" by WEF.

Nevertheless, the book is hopeful and plausible. His sponsors have warned him, Crowther admits, that only big (preferably global) government can be considered as a solution to the problem of global warming. Still, feedback loops mean that choosing a vegan meal might start a loop that could do something toward saving the planet. Crowther has been steered away from studying the problem of "pesticide" residues that make vegan meals so toxic for so many people these days. He has also seen some examples of individuals' efforts expanding outward into feedback loops that he thinks are helping the Earth. 

When he's reporting what he's seen, as he does toward the end of this book, rather than regurgitating theories, as he does toward the beginning, Crowther is a competent writer. Overall this book is a pleasant read. Not essential, not True Green, but fun.

Petfinder Post: Bloodhounds and Orange Cats

The Busybodies of Britain also want to eradicate the breed officially called Bloodhounds. 

"Bloodhounds" is often written with a lower-case b, used as a general category for dogs that are also called "scent hounds" because they hunt by scent more than by sight. Several different kinds of dogs hunt by scent. Harriet Beecher Stowe's "great bloodhounds" were probably more like several other breeds than like the relatively small, peace-loving dogs that are officially called Bloodhounds. Despite their name reflecting the fact that they find people by following the distinctive (to a Bloodhound) scent of an individual's blood, they're bred to be friendly and non-threatening, more interested in baying to attract searchers to a lost child and collecting a dog treat than they are in biting anybody.

Bloodhounds, as a breed, are bigger than Bassets (the breed represented by the TV comedy dog called Flash). While standing only about two feet high at the shoulder, they are sturdily built and can weigh over 100 pounds. Bloodhounds' pedigrees can be extensive; the ancestors of the breed were bred at St Hubert's monastery in medieval Belgium, and in French they are still "St Hubert's dogs." They were meant to hunt game people could eat and, as an extra benefit, find lost people--unlike St Bernard's dogs, who were bred to find and rescue people in the Alps, Bloodhounds' ancestors weren't meant to carry people for long distances. But they are sturdy and strong.

Purebred Bloodhounds' coats are always some shade of brown. They can be two-tone brown, described by breed fanciers as "liver and tan," or black and tan, or reddish brown. The coats are short, but benefit from daily grooming and fairly frequent bathing. 

Their super-long and floppy ears, and wrinkled skin, can harbor infections and need regular grooming. That was the alleged reason for eradicating the breed. They can suffer from bloat, will eat anything and are most likely to be taken to the vet with food poisoning, and sometimes have joint problems, but most Bloodhounds are well kept and healthy. On average they live ten or twelve years.

Bloodhounds were not bred for racing but they are cross-country runners, bred to cover miles of rough country at a brisk pace. They are sometimes imagined to be lazy hounds who spend their days dozing on the porch. Geriatric dogs do doze their last days away, but healthy Bloodhounds are active and need a good deal of exercise. They need to walk and run with their humans, always on a leash as they never really want to pass up an interesting scent, and they need a yard with a deep fence, as they also dig their way out under fences in pursuit of interesting scents. They don't look as frisky as Border Collies or Australian Shepherds, but they need to move about as far as those breeds...and almost as fast.

Bloodhounds tend to be stubborn and independent but they can be trained, at least in basics like walking on a leash, using a designated toilet space, and sitting-and-staying. 

Do you really want to live with a Bloodhound? For some people the deal breaker may be that, although they look about as long and as tall as Beagles, they're about three times as heavy. One way to find out would be to foster one of the crossbreeds that are often found in animal shelters. (Purebred Bloodhounds are not common in animal shelters.) A crossbreed may have lighter bones and be easier to handle.

There's no real cat analogue to Bloodhounds but shelters usually have a reddish-brownish-orange cat looking for a good home.

Zipcode 10101: Savannah from New Jersey t

Rescued from a breeder who apparently wasn't doing a good job any more, Savannah has not been well socialized but is likable when she gets to know people. She is a "full blood," full weight Bloodhound an should make a good hiking buddy for a strong, athletic human. They'll consider letting you have her only if you have an adequate fence and no young children in the home. (Bloodhounds are usually nice to children but Savannah's not used to humans, so who knows what she might do.) 

Leo from Miami by way of NYC 


Leo has had quite a life, so far, and he's still a bouncy-pouncy yearling who might still be growing. Possibly that's what's allowed him to survive. As a little kitten, he was badly chewed up by a dog. His humans took him to the vet and, realizing how expensive his care was going to be, they bolted and left him there. Luckily for Leo, someone from the rescue organization currently holding him was there and paid for the extensive surgery he needed. He still likes to race around the house and burn off his adolescent energy. He's not even afraid of dogs! He holds no grudges! He can play a bit rough when he gets into a game, so they recommend him to homes with no small children.

Zipcode 20202: Hope from Middleburg 

Hope is a crossbreed, so she's a bit taller and lighter than, say, Savannah. She is not good with smaller animals, like cats, or with very small humans. At one year old she weighed 53 pounds; in another year she might be bigger. She's described as an introvert who takes time to decide she likes other dogs or people. 

Rosemary from DC 


The DC Petfinder page is currently dominated by another extra-cute orange female cat. It would be a pity if Rosemary were overlooked, so let's feature her today. Rosemary does not have a dramatic story. She's just another little tabby--in a minority, because orange tabby cats are about four times as likely to be male as to be female, but still pretty ordinary. Her most distinctive feature may be her small size.  

Zipcode 30303: Funny Bone from Ranger 


This rescue dog's ancestry may never be known but he has the Bloodhound look--and density. He weighs only 85 pounds, but he's still skinny and underfed; he ought to weigh 95. He should not be in a place where he might encounter chickens. He gets along well with dogs of his size, ignores much smaller dogs, and might be able to live with some cats. 

Eugene from Chamblee 


Obviously Eugene has had some hard times. He needs time to bond with people and accept a new home. He's been adopted and then returned twice, apparently because he's cautious about new places and people. Or there may be more to it than that. As I read how his foster human describes his affectionate behavior in his foster home, I have to wonder whether he really wants to stay in that foster home furever. You can always tell that animals want to be rescued from a conventional shelter with racks of cages. You can't always tell whether they want to be rescued from a foster home. Sometimes they don't.

There is not, currently, another adoptable pet at the same location as Eugene--of any color or description, although his foster human says Eugene has lived with other cats and dogs. That speaks well for his foster home. There are hundreds of adoptable orange cats in the Greater Atlanta Metropolitan Area, though. 

Monday, June 1, 2026

Web Log for 5.31.26

Hardly worth posting. Microsoft is still fighting itself, tooth and nail, leaving very little room for the computer to do anything the least bit useful. I don't know. I may have to suspend the blog until I've gone to Linux. 

Cybersecurity 

I don't want it to be time to pull out of the Internet already. But think:


Found on the Mirror. Signature: "Ramirez, Las Vegas Review." It's not even a new cartoon. We should have been talking more about getting privacy enumerated as a constitutional right, blocking the "data centers," demanding physical data storage, collectively zeroing out any possible "social credit" any of us might have so that "social credit" schemes become meaningless, requiring either a warrant to prosecute a crime or a signed statement of release from anyone taking or storing a recognizable photograph of a living person...maybe instead of All COVID All The Time? We didn't do that, and now it'll be much harder to save the Internet--if it's even possible. 

Music 

Rolling Stones.


Black Keys.