Monday, September 21, 2026

Butterfly of the Week: Heraclides Chiansiades

"Who was Chiansiades"? No one was. This week's butterfly is very similar to Heraclides anchisiades so it was given a name that reminds us of anchisiades


Photo from INaturalist.

It is common and considered a "species of least concern." Since it's large, with a wingspan typically about four and a half inches, and devours a variety of leaves and fruits in the pepper and citrus families, some people wish it were rare. In a field planted with just one species for the farmers' convenience, insects find it convenient to reproduce like fleas; many species will destroy their host plants and move on.When insects have to travel past things they can't eat to get to more things they can eat, they are better able to maintain a healthy balance with their host plants. 

There are usually now counted as four subspecies: H.c. chiansiades, dospassosi, maroni, and mossi. Maroni used to be listed as a separate species. (Though "Maroni" is a family name, the butterflies were probably named after the Maroni River, near which they were found.) The subspecies correspond roughly to countries on the map, being found in Ecuador, Colombia, Venezuela, and Brazil in that order. Some count specimens of maroni found in French Guiana as maripasoula, a fifth subspecies. 


This one was found in Ecuador, "on the Apuya Road."

All have dark wings with hardly any "swallow tail," white or cream-colored spots on the fore wings, and usually pink spots on the hind wings. This page shows the difference in size and placement of these spots that identify the subspecies:


It is not well documented on the Internet, even on older sites where it's still listed as Papilio chiansiades. Citrus growers claim to know the caterpillars, but have not published photos. Even the female of each subspecies is poorly documented, dismissed at one Brazilian site with, in my free translation, "This species shows little sexual dimorphism. The pink spots on the hind wings are larger than the pale spots on the fore wings of the female, opposite to the male." 

Here is a fine opportunity for South American students to become famous.

Sunday, September 20, 2026

Web Log for 9.18-19.26

Mini-post and some music links, and, at the end, a poem.

Animals


Lens couldn't find a source for this meme; it might be unique to the Mirror. Lens mentioned that similar cormorant pictures were used in articles about how cormorants were the world's most hated birds. (The ones who've not been trained to fish for humans have been known to steal fish from humans.) They can become overcrowded and messy in a hurry, but I like the cormorant's silly grin and the way it can do anything any other large bird can do, only none of it ever quite so well. The cormorant is too heavy to soar when it flies, waddles when it walks, and soaks up water and has to come out to dry when it swims. It can live under water for a few minutes at a time. Somehow, between its permanent grin and its enthusiastic attitude,it looks as if it's having fun anyway.

Technically in their own ornithological "family," because they have some structural features that are unique, are the anhingas. In the South American culture that named this genus it was seen as an unfriendly spirit, a "devil bird." (In the Tupi language it sounds like "a-ying-a"; in English it's "an-HING-ga.") Though not particularly aggressive it probably startled the long-ago swimmer who first gave it that name. Europeans have always seen them as a slightly more attractive kind of cormorant. In Spanish their name is cormoran real, the Royal Cormorant, just as the peacock is pavo real, the Royal Turkey.


Photo from Wikipedia.

Both genera are able to swim, dive, walk, and fly. Their weak point is that, when swimming in pursuit of fish, either diving or swimming too long will allow water to soak in through their feathers. Then the birds feel chilly and come out and stand in the sun, waiting to dry off. While the plain black cormorant gets called things like "old molting crow," the anhinga displays a cape of black and white feathers that look fine even while the bird is wet. Life is not fair. Anyway, what amuses most people, and intimidated the person who named the anhinga, is that while the birds swim, their feathers gradually absorb water, lose air, and allow the birds to swim lower and lower in the water until the whole body is submerged and only the head and neck stick out, periscope style. The necks invariably remind some people of snakes--if one could imagine a snake standing up vertically in deep water. 


Photo from AllAboutBirds.com. Anhingas fly "better" than cormorants--they can really soar, like eagles--and walk even more awkwardly. People who see them flying or perching usually call anhingas elegant, graceful, even magnificent; a newspaper reporter who saw his first one walking headlined the article about the strange bird at the local lake "Is this the world's ugliest bird?" (No; that would be the Great Cormorant.)

Both genera bite if they feel threatened, and the anhinga's heronlike beak can be as dangerous as a heron's. Both are mostly black, with variations in some species; young American anhingas have beige necks and brown bodies; adult males turn dark gray or black, adult females usually stay beige and brown. Both, like other predatory birds, suffered drastic population declines in the mid-twentieth century and are beginning to recover their numbers now. Every few years of the present century someone has reported an American Anhinga or Double-Crested Cormorant straying further north than its range had shrunk to when baby-boomers and our teachers were learning about these things. 

There's a wide variety of cormorants, large and small. Some are adapted to survive at low temperatures and live in cold climates. All four species of anhingas, however, look alike except for color patterns, and live in warm climates, though they've strayed up to New York and Ohio in hot weather. 

Both kinds of birds can also be kept as pets and trained to share fish with humans, though all fish-eating birds, and the considerable mess they leave where they've perched, smell like dead fish. Though not really affectionate (or intelligent) they can learn to come when called and tolerate being handled by their humans. People have eaten anhingas, though nobody's ever claimed that they tasted good.

If you become interested in these birds and share your interest with housemates and neighbors, they may feel relieved and not give you a hard time when you decide to keep a few chickens.

Music 

Wanktones.


Celtic Thunder.



Annie Lennox.


Madness.


Voice Play attempt a Toto song.


John Prine.


Grace Jones.


Bob Dylan. (This song may be an optimistic choice. It still feels like August here.)


Linda Ronstadt.


Exercise music.


Pink. 


Motley Crue.


Al Stewart.


Elton John.


Winston Peters (of Trinidad), the Mighty Gypsy.




Andrew Lloyd Webber.


The Cure.


The Moody Blues.


The Weakerthans.


Poetry 

Another observation about the disposability of the male...

Book Review: Bullets

Title: Bullets 

Author: Terry Toler 

Date: 2026

Publisher: Beholdings

Quote: "That was the problem. He was too good at surviving."

Peter is a decorated veteran, the toughest of the tough, and he's tired of being one when he swims out into rough sea with the intention of drowning. But along comes a woman walking her German Shepherd, and the dog dives into the big, cold waves to rescue Peter. The woman knows something is wrong because he's swimming in jeans, and invites him to her house for breakfast.

Maggie is a veteran's daughter, pretty tough too, in her own way, but she has an Insane Admirer who's starting to give her the creeps. She tells Peter the call she rejected was a wrong number. He knew it wasn't by looking at her. Now he has a reason to live again: He will protect Maggie. He teaches Maggie, who has never been interested before, how to shoot. He can't resist showing her that, for him, shooting is an art form.

Local laws seem to protect the Insane Admirer more than they do Peter, Maggie, or the lovable rescue dog Bullet. When Peter and Bullet finally see the man face to face, he runs madly away, smashes his face on the curb, then fakes bite marks and tells the police they attacked him. The police reclaim Bullet. Maggie blames Peter and doesn't want to talk to him. Peter has nothing left to live for, but doesn't feel suicidal this time--yet.

In literary fiction, a happy ending to a story like this one is supposed to be caused by something the protagonists do. In Christian fiction, their alternatives include praying and catching a lucky break. This sweet romance ends with a wedding.

Toler (since this is a romance, I should probably mention: he/him) has written a lot of other novels. This one seems to stand alone, but it's actually #6 in a series of romances featuring rich, successful, dominant men. Maggie says more about what she doesn't like than the usual heroine of female-authored romance, because Peter is realistically damaged and Maggie is realistically tough enough to tell him what puts her off. We can tell it's True Love, though, because Peter listens and learns...as does Maggie. By the end of the book it's possible to imagine that their quarrels will become less frequent and less painful, over time, rather than the usual pattern of quarrels getting worse as each person locks into ego defense mode and refuses to listen or learn. Bullets is genre fiction, but in a small and generic way Toler has pulled off something few authors have even tried.

Friday, September 18, 2026

Web Log for 9.16-17.26

Absolutely no Web surfing took place on 9.15.26. I went out in the poisoned air and spent the rest of the day feeling sleepy and dopey. Now I don't want to get too far from the bathroom. This is an ongoing problem that has reached a point where it could be solved by the usual solution to all problems I've had, namely money. Rather large amounts of money I'm afraid; I'm not asking for pocket change. If you are an old, rich relative who could stand to part with a couple hundred thousand dollars you're only going to pay taxes on, let's talk. Offline. This web site will now address the more typical Internet audience who do your reading at work or school to save the cost of buying books. This web site recommends that you buy more books, selectively. 

You can of course select my light verse chapbook, The First Book of Bad Poetry (TM), which contains all new poems that have never appeared here. They were on my Substack. Once a year the Substack poems become a book. There's still room for a few founding subscribers to receive them, free of charge, as they appear. If the Internet lasts, eventually subscriptions will cost money, as do books.

Meanwhile...

Animals 

Monarch butterflies start migrating south.


Fashion 


Found on the Lonely Libertarian blog. Lens credits Carol Alexander-Price on Facebook. This is why most women would rather run the wasteful air conditioning in the car than just roll down the windows. 

Food 

Pawpaws are coming into season. They are safe to eat...for most people. Some people are allergic to pawpaws. Like bananas, they're ripe and edible when they look rotten, the peels black, the fruit mushy. They can be picked, or picked up, while slightly green and ripened in the house for a day or two. If green, however, they're toxic. Like green tomatoes, they contain enough of the plant's biochemical defense to go beyond being merely indigestible. 


What happens when human-made chemicals are thrown into the mix? My guess is that that's when pawpaws, soursops, and other foods like bananas and tomatoes, really become toxic. The pawpaw is not a fruit anyone should ever try picking green and ripening with glyphosate. It bites back. Especially if cooked. In olden days the pioneers who might have had no other fruit when they binged on pawpaws didn't get Parkinson's Disease, but pawpaws in the diet and paraquat in the air do not mix well.

Music 

Glen Campbell.


Kurt Elling.


Willie Nelson.


Kellie Pickler.


Kentucky Headhunters.


Johnny Cash (with Jimmy Rodgers).


If you play it at normal speed, this is exercise music with a madly speeded-up video of how someone drew a cartoon robot in Windows Excel. (Yes, Windows had invented graphics programs before this; the person was showing off, using Excel.) I've not tried slowing it down, but it might be possible to learn something about computer graphics that way.


John Mitchell and Jim Feeney.


The Troggs. (Yes, this is one of the world's most stupid songs. That is what makes it special. One of the sisters and I used to laugh at it.)


Mark Knopfler.


Jordan Winkler. (Topical, with rude language.)


The Divinyls. (The kind of desperate caterwauling that would scare any man in his right mind away from these girls--they don't look that bad, but wow, what a heap of needy.)


Exercise music with cartoons.


Extremely rude parody from the Obama years. If you listen, don't let your parents/children know. If you're too young to remember, note the internal inconsistencies of the accusations...nobody is trying to claim that Obama did any of these things, only that they thought it would have been funny if he did.


Macklemore (the song parodied, above).


Celtic Thunder.


Choo Choo Eddy.


Some unidentified church group.


Slim Harpo.


Bellamy Brothers.


Peppermint Harris.


Computer-generated barbershop quartet.


Second Amendment 


Found on the Mirror. Lens says it was posted as a black-and-white photo, with the same caption, by Jim Smrt on Linked In, later cartoonified and colored and used by lots of other people.

I don't think I've ever read all of The Federalist Papers or even found them in one place, but should you know anyone stupid enough to try to reopen any further debate about gun bans, the most relevant interpretation of the Second Amendment is FP #46, written by James Madison. 

Technology 


Why is anyone paying rent on things we used to buy--may have already bought and discarded in favor of the newest thing! If you're serious about ending climate change and keeping obnoxious "data center" construction out of your neighborhood, STOP PAYING RENT FOR ELECTRONICS. Remember, people can live well without any electronics. Landline phones or none. Computers with hard drives or none. Chip-free appliances (and cars) or none. Tell the corporations we're not paying rent on "the cloud" (any more, if we ever did). They can only do what the market allows. We are the market. We can stop this abomination--if we choose. We can make "the cloud" backfire like the Edsel, like Dylan Mulvaney.

New Book Review: The Dreaming Collection

Title: The Dreaming Collection 

Author: E.C. Myatt

Date: 2026

Quote: "Chasing the fairytale again, are we?"

We are. These are a set of stories about couples for whom a physical attraction led into True Love. Unlike the boxed sets of six romances a month that made Harlequin/Silhouette/Zebra rich in the twentieth century, though, these romances involve people at different stages in life for whom Romantic Love works in unusual ways. In the first story a couple flop into bed, the woman wanting to break an engagement she's sensed will lead to a boring marriage, the man wanting to fight back against a chronic disease...

Achalasia. What's that? The name comes from Greek and means "no relaxation." It's one of those rare gastrointestinal diseases that seems to have become, recently, about ten times as common as it used to be; from something 1 out of 100,000 people have to something 1 out of 10,000 people have. The digestive tract fails to relax so that food can pass down. Government-approved medical sites don't offer an explanation for its cause, suggesting that some sort of genetic predisposition may be involved. Oh right. Glyphosate is known to cause ulceration of the digestive tract more often than it causes spasticity, but it can cause both. In the story Elliot, the character who has achalasia, does not explain his condition; Emma loves him enough to look it up, quietly, without telling us what she learned.

Anyway, Emma finds Elliot so attractive that she flops undeterred by the blood on his clothes and recent surgery wound on his abdomen. They become friends-with-benefits. Emma has an income and doesn't want to seem like a gold-digger. Elliot is rich. After twenty-five years, they get married.

Other variations on what seemed, when I researched the topic, to be the universal male fantasy blur into the "happily ever after" female fantasy in this book. There's a "water person" who lives on and near water and knows it's True Love when the other person, though less obsessed, is excited by skinny-dipping too. There's a couple who bond on a train ride. There's an elderly widow who ventures out into society again and straightaway finds a seccond Romantic Love. 

All of these romantic dreams are oh-so-very British (although some of them involve travel to Europe) and are written with just enough attention to body parts to make clear when the male fantasy--feel, flop, make babies, repeat--is being enacted. Or, in Southern Baptist dialect, the Ten Commandments are being broken. In real life this behavior would lead to guilt, buyers' remorse, pregnancy panics and probably bitter break-ups. In these stories it leads to long-term Romantic Love.

If stories where breaking the Ten Commandments is rewarded, rather than punished, appeal to you then you must have this anthology. It's a fantasy, like Santa Claus. If you remember that it wouldn't work in real life, but the fantasy gets you into the mood to welcome your husband home during the hours before the children come home, I say blessed be.

Thursday, September 17, 2026

Book Review: Rescued by My Brother's Best Friend

Title: Rescued by My Brother's Best Friend 

Author: Abby Greyson

Date: 2023

Quote: "This trip has become a nightmare, and I haven't made it home yet!"

The other car banging into hers was bad enough but what really makes Emma want to die of embarrassment is that the man helping her out of the wreck is her brother's best friend, Lane, on whom she's always had a doomed crush. She went to the city to forget about him. She came back, and he's still single and still her brother's business partner. Some part of her has to have known this but for now she's wallowing in embarrassment.

It gets worse before it's over. The young men find the manuscript for Emma's current romance novel. It's about a hero who resembles Lane and is the heroine's brother's best friend. Real guys would deal with their embarrassment at such a thought by joking about it. Lane and Emma's brother Kieran are so tactful it hurts. We are not on the planet Earth. This romance takes place on the Lost Planet of Nice.

This short, sweet romance might have been finished and published a little too quickly, but it shouldn't embarrass readers very much, even if children find it.

Wednesday, September 16, 2026

Ten Fictional Characters I'd Invite to Dinner

This week's Long & Short Reviews prompt asks reviewers which fictional characters we'd invite to dinner. 

In theory this could mean dinner-and-a-movie alone,as in a date, or dinner-with-the-family, as in fun for the whole family to know, or any number of other things...People I invite to dinner, in real life, are people who've invited me, or people I want to interview in an informal way. On an Internet writer's income those invitations are few and far between. But let's imagine that I was rich and could afford to host dinner parties where people would have some interests in common, and enjoy meeting each other...

1. Before Robert Louis Stevenson invented his Mr Hyde, who was British so presumably wrote "Mr" without a period, Louisa May Alcott had invented a Mr. Hyde, who was American so presumably used the period. Mr. Hyde was not a regular lecturer at Plumfield, but a family friend whose company the Little Men enjoyed. He is thought to have been based on Alcott's own family friend, Henry David Thoreau. He was a New England naturalist and a sort of father-figure for Dan, the orphan who had been homeless for too long to settle down in a nice quiet home. He didn't get a lot of lines in the book. Alcott's audience failed to ask for a book where he was a primary character. It might be interesting to get to know him better.

2. So, a logical person to seat near him would be either Dan or Jo from Little Men, but that would raise the question of inviting the whole Plumfield crowd. They'd be fun to know, I suppose, in a sententious and Victorian way, like old school Seventh-Day Adventists. But a Top Ten List should steer readers to ten books, so why not Mark Herron, the orphan adopted into Elizabeth Enright's Melendy Family partly because he impressed the Melendy kids by being an amateur naturalist. Obviously this is going to be a family-friendly party. Some people's plus-ones may be their parents, or adoptive parents.

3. Mark might like Sam Gribley from Jean George's My Side of the Mountain. Sam knew enough about the woods in upstate New York to live in them on his own for a year. (He's one of the few human characters by whom George's novels were driven. Usually, even if the point of view is human, the central characters in her books are animals.)

4. People can bring their own dates to this party, which may be the kind where people form single-sex conversation groups and there's nothing wrong with that, but it needs some women. Why not Della Turnbow from Barbara Kingsolver's Flight Behavior? Even if she's not reconciled with her husband, she'd behave decently in a group that includes children. 

5. And Susie Schnitzer from Harriette Simpson Arnow's Weedkiller's Daughter. At the end of her story she's still Green mostly because her parents aren't, but she appreciates nature enough to fit in with this group.

6. So, why not poor little Nina from Lynne Kelly's Secret Language of Birds? That child needs to know that older people appreciate nature and wildlife. Older people who are nicer than her parents. Role models. 

7. Fern Arable in Charlotte's Web is too young to be invited to a dinner party but, since everyone here is familiar with time travelling, maybe someone can find and invite her after she's a bit older. She has enough sensitivity to other lifeforms that she'd fit in. (A lot of my favorite fictional characters are children.)

8. So has Laura Ingalls from Laura Ingalls Wilder's Little House books. This party needs more adults so let's invite her from The First Four Years, when she's considered a young adult

9. And why not Jesse Aarons from Katherine M. Paterson's Bridge to Terabithia?

10. And, since we're time travelling all over the place and we need an older person, Bertha Damon's Grandma from Grandma Called It Carnal. She has to have been fictionalized, even if she's supposed to be fact-based, and she'd be fun.

Well, dinner parties aren't usually children's parties, but there we are. Children are not the focus of aunts' lives but they have tended to be the focus of this aunt's parties. I like people who are Green and these characters are Green. I like adults who are comfortable around children and these characters are that. 

(Note that that awful cat-hating bed-flopping female from Prodigal Summer is NOT invited--she might not behave well with either the cats or the children. I thought about the nameless narrator from Surfacing, but who knows what might trigger another mental breakdown for her. I thought about Elaine Rowley and her family from Cat's Eye, but couldn't pick just one of them. I thought about some characters from non-US novels and decided that, although this crowd is comfortable with time travel, what they all have in common is a love of North American wildlife, and characters from other places might fit in better at a different party...and anyway, Grandma makes ten.)

(If you've read this far, please don't stop reading because you don't want to be invited to any of my parties! I hardly ever throw parties, and if you visited my town in real life I'd want to have lunch with you at your choice of the Mexican restaurant, the 1950s diner, or the cafe.)

Book Review: A Fishy Murder Case

Title: A Fishy Murder Case

Author: Tabitha Knight

Date: 2023

Quote: "I'm just here for my girlfriend. You won't catch me anywhere near one of these mutts if I can help it."

Leon is a jerk who hates dogs, even the lovable retriever his girlfriend wants to train him to walk on a leash. Still, when he's murdered, Nia and her friend Detective Istas want to know whodunit. What they learn will tap back into Nia's history and involve her family. For both amateur and professional detectives, this story has an unusually happy ending.

This is a short, clean, cozy mystery that few parents would really mind their children reading.   

Tuesday, September 15, 2026

Regular Petfinder Post: Dachshunds and Shorr-Haired Cats

This is Biscuit from NYC. See below.


I do know what got into me today. The cats have missed Wonder-kitten. Silver missed having kittens; she inherited the Seralini trait and most of her kittens seemed to be nothing but little bundles of excreted toxicity that nature never intended to live, and the first time she gave birth to living kittens who wanted milk she seemed to have some trouble starting the cycle, but she enjoyed nursing kittens. Most female cats apparently do. I think she's been spayed, without my consent. This year, either she's had more unpleasant glyphosate reactions due to being unable to sequester toxins in fetuses, or she's had more unpleasant reactions to something in "New Roundup," or maybe both. She's often looked as sore-eyed as Pastel used to look. She seemed miffed that Wonder didn't want to start a lactation cycle, and then, after he died, one evening she solicited attention and even snuggles, which she never does under normal circumstances, and I've not seen her since. Apparently Wild Thyme died by misadventure and Silver went off in search of kittens. If she can't have kittens of her own, knowing Silver, she's likely to look for another cat who has some and try to be that cat family's nursemaid. Social cats normally do rear kittens together. Normal cats may or may not understand.

I've missed Silver, but, docile though she is, she wants what she wants. She was delighted to be an indoor pet in winter. In summer, not so much. The alternative to letting her go out and endanger her life would have been to keep her, literally, like a caged animal in the house. As things are...if she finds a mate, or even a cat family that will have her as a nursemaid, she may want to move in with those cats' humans, and if not she may be able to remember the way home again. Or someone might recognize this little face, on what is now a middle-aged cat, and bring her home.


Silver is still small and slim, healthy weight eight or nine pounds; not particularly cuddly and not particularly gentle, but not aggressive, likely to sit beside a person or on person's knee with her claws out; usually very quiet and polite, not usually likely to overeat though she has a good appetite and eats quickly. If she looks bleary-eyed, sniffles, wheezes, or coughs it's probably a glyphosate reaction that will pass. She was treated for worms after living as a feral cat two years ago, responded well to treatment, but may have an additional, less common parasite problem--a vet would be able to tell from a fecal sample. She is a sensitive little animal who wants very much to be loved by other social cats. She accepts love and affection from humans, but it's just not the same.

Missing Silver, who neighbors think is roaming around in the woods, may have something to do with the fact that I became involved with what is apparently a routine event in two towns in California, the slaughter of pets who've not been adopted in one month. This shouldn't happen. I didn't want to believe it would happen if people posted about it on social media--but after "trending" in the middle of the night, the topic was overshadowed by more ignorance about Lindsay Clancy in the daytime. 

So there was that, when I was awake, and then there was the stage of a glyphosate reaction that involves narcolepsy, interference with both waking and sleeping, and probably kidney damage. I blame the brainfog on having gone out in the beautiful, cool, sunny morning to talk to visitors. Thought as well as movement, even typing, are taking place at about half my usual pace. It's now almost 10 p.m. and here I am finishing the post I should have had up here before 10 a.m. Anyway. Here are the usual shelter animal photos.

What's a Clumber Spaniel? you might be asking. The name was familiar to me from a short story by Eleanor Farjeon, in which a young man with few advantages in life wrote to a woman, "MY LOVE! I love you because you are lovely like my Pup." 


This is a show-quality "Clumber Pup." So Farjeon may have been saying that the girl was not what we would now consider very pretty.

Clumber Spaniels differ from other spaniel breeds in being thickset, short (up to 20" at the shoulder) but very heavy (55-85 pounds). This breed originated in England and has mostly stayed there. Clumber Spaniels do exist in the US, and Petfinder has pages for them, but no shelter in the Eastern States currently has one seeking adoption. They are a breed the Bossyboots of Britain do not approve of, probably because they have long hair and floppy ears.

So we move on to the next breed on the list of dog breeds the Busybodies & Nannies hate, which is Dachshunds, which are better known in the US. Dachshunds are the "sausage dogs" with the long slim bodies and short legs. There's a larger variety that stand up to 9" high at the shoulder, and a "miniature" variety up to 6" high. Not bred to be able to survive on their own, they appeal to humans because they're small and non-threatening. Like Chihuahuas, they can chomp, if they're driven to it, but they're not hard for a human to kill. If the human believed they needed to be killed, anyway. The normal human reaction to a Dachshund is to want to pick it up and cuddle it. Adult dogs usually don't want to be picked up and cuddled, but if they're Dachshunds they usually can learn to tolerate this behavior.

But a friend's Dachshund asked me to tell you that she would prefer that people let her sniff their feet and then throw something for her to chase. She has that in common with my non-cuddly cat Serena. She will snuggle beside her human and take naps, as adult cats and dogs normally do with friends of any species, but she is not a baby and does not want to be used as a substitute for one.

Small as they are, Dachshunds are indeed hounds--hunting dogs. The larger variety were bred to dig badgers out of their burrows, the "miniatures" to dig out rabbits. They are strong for their size, and heavy (the taller ones can weigh up to 30 pounds), and they can be stubborn. They can usually bark like big dogs, which makes them effective watchdogs. They can be reckless. They were bred to go into small places and kill and carry out animals as big as they are, or bigger. You want them to tell you when strangers approach, not get themselves killed by tearing into a sharp-hoofed deer, a man, or even a bear who persists in approaching. 

If they get enough of the right kind of exercise Dachshunds normally live 12 to 16 years. They may need help to maintain a healthy weight and avoid forms of exercise that might overstrain their backs.  Jumping or climbing stairs can be dangerous. They are generally healthy dogs but should be checked for heart and joint defects. They need exercise on the level; they prefer to be near their humans, are often happiest as indoor pets, but live longest if they walk outdoors regularly. They are most likely to pay attention to the noises humans make when they love and want to please thei humans; they don't like to feel that they've been bullied into doing anything. 

As a breed Dachshunds receive full marks for loyalty to their humans, good marks for good behavior with other animals and small children. 

Zipcode 10101: Biscuit from NYC 
[see above]


They think a Dachshund managed to crossbreed with a German Shepherd. Biscuit was picked up as a stray dog, but seems friendly and eager to be a pet (again?).

Moonshine from NYC


Though they think the person who put him in the shelter was unkind to him, and he's very wary about loud noises and sudden movements, Moonshine is said to be generally friendly. He wants to sleep on his human's bed and is said to meow to be let into his foster family's bedrooms, but "will stop after about twenty minutes."  

Zipcode 20202: Delta from DC 


Thought to be about 8 months old and part retriever, Delta currently weighs 18 pounds and is expected to grow to as much as 30 pounds. She's not fully trained; she's just a puppy.

Garbanzo Bean from South Carolina by Way of DC 


Seriously? The rest of the litter of kittens named after varieties of bean were cuter than that? I don't want to know. Anyway, this is the kitten who's remained unadopted long enough to be advertised in DC. Basic spring kitten story. To her former human family I say: if you could put that little face in a shelter, any cat who puts up with you probably deserves to be sterilized. Just do it. 

Zipcode 30303: Jazmina from Douglasville 



She's in a county shelter; they don't have much to say about her. I'm not sure why her best photo displays sidewise. Blogspot does not have a mechanism for fixing this.

Sailor Pluto from Chattanooga by way of Atlanta 


They think this one is a future Queen Cat with that way of staring at people before she decides to snuggle. There's also a "Sailor Mercury" whose distinguishing quality appears to be shyness. They don't insist on the two kittens being adopted together, but two kittens are generally easier to live with than one kitten...unless you have a young adult cat like our Drudge, who really seemed to enjoy reliving kittenhood with Wonder. 

Petfinder Post: The Deadliest Shelter in California

Posting on social media, very late at night, can be dangerous.

I was up last night, being my own nightwatchman again. About 2 a.m. I finished an e-book on Book Funnel, deleted it, and clicked over to X to note that I now preferred to read e-books on Book Funnel rather than Kindle because on Book Funnel, when I've read a book and thought that one reading was enough, I just click on "delete" right there on my "library" page, whereas Amazon now requires us to open a new tab and click around on the Amazon page to delete books from Kindle. 

Wait a minute. What was on the "Trending" list? At 2 a.m., what people were tweeting about was a dog execution day in California.

California likes to claim it's a no-kill state, but actually it has two county shelters, in Modesto and in a little town called Apple Valley, where pets get three or four weeks, max, and then they're killed.

Today is the last-chance adoption day for several pets. 


This is Myrtle from Apple Valley. Myrtle is not scheduled for execution today but she has plenty to yowl about. 


Apple Valley's "browse pets" page is long. Cats and dogs of every description and a tame turtle and a pet pig. Apparently, according to the video a shelter volunteer posted, they're still kept in a traditional shelter arrangement. While the volunteer was trying to show how friendly one puppy was, all the other dogs were barking and howling, "Me! Pick me! No me!" in the background.

All overpriced, until the 15th of the month. Then many are available free of charge. Then the ones who weren't picked go to the gas chamber.

"Harvey" caught my eye. "Harvey" is a handsome dog with a black and tan coat, a mix of Doberman and German Shepherd. 

Beautiful breeds. 

Handsome dogs. Strong. Healthy. Clever. Good instinctive hunters. In the wild they'd go feral and devolve back into coyotes, but they'd probably survive on their own. 

They are of course good-sized dogs. They eat a lot. They can trot beside you for a few miles, and nobody's going to bother you during that walk, but you need to be fairly strong and fast to train these dogs to walk at heel. In the event of problems, including needle phobia, you also need to be strong to get them into a carrying cage ("crated") and deliver them to the vet. 

Harvey was apparently spared at the last minute in August, but not actually adopted, so he's on death row again this month. 

Nobody has said he's been anything but a good dog. Dobermans have a reputation for biting, and they can bite, if they want to, but when they're well kept they don't want to. 

So why has his picture been pulled off the "adoptable" page and, instead of being shared with other organizations in other States, is this reportedly well-behaved dog going to die tomorrow? I don't know. The shelter is in a small, even rural, sort of town and reportedly has room to hold a few dogs over for another month. But they just clear space by killing a lot of animals.

If you are in California, you may still have time to drive out and save a life. Before slaughtering these shelter animals they do offer free foster arrangements and, for some animals, free adoption, to people they consider "local." 

I saw "free foster" and posted that I'd foster a dog if they didn't find someone closer. 

California is a big State. There must be someone closer than I am who can at least feed these dogs for a month or two while advertising them to other people. 

I don't seriously imagine that any volunteer is going to drive or fly out to Gate City, to meet me (in the parking lot in front of Food Lion), check that I'm not on a list of animal abusers while I walk the dog around the parking lot, and deliver the dog to my front gate. But I'll do that, if they will, rather than let these dogs be killed.

Meanwhile, will everyone who can't foster a dog please share pictures everywhere. Tag everyone you know on every social site you use. Possibly, in addition to rescuing dogs, people will feel moved to set up better options for abandoned dogs in Apple Valley and Modesto.

Web Log for 9.14.26

Just music links...

Music

Blind Faith.


Charles Trenet.


Nick Drake.


Trace Adkins. Warning: YouTube thinks they need to protect children from knowing that anything they say might be interpreted as "fighting words." YouTube thinks children should feel encouraged to blurt out anything that's ever made them think, "Why did that person say that? It doesn't sound nice. How would other people react if someone, as it might be I, said that to them?" If you are a child, please ask an older person to post a comment telling YouTube what a silly idea this is.


The Beatles.


Nelson Riddle.


Some Russians dramatizing a ballad with a cartoon video.


Dvorak.


Avishai Cohen.



Jewel.


Junior Brown.


Laika & the Cosmonauts.


The Ballyhooligans.


David Crosby. 


Sir Douglas Quintet.


Tom Petty.


Jesse Colin Young.



Sandy Denny.

New Book Review: Deadly Little Lessons

Title: Deadly Little Lessons

Author: Danielle Valentine

Date: September 15, 2026 

Publisher: Putnam

ISBN: 978-0-593-86041-0

Quote: "[A]ll students will be required to sign a non-disclosure agreement..."

For some writers and publishers in the "dark academia" genre, the goal is to build a perception that higher education attracts unpleasant people, makes people unpleasant, because wanting to qualify for "better" jobs than the proletariat is a bad thing. I'm not sure that that's the intention of this novel but there is a clear suggestion that depriving students of cell phones is something sadistic teachers do when they want to prevent students from telling anyone how extreme their sadistic "teaching methods" have become.

There's also that trope I hate where the girl only thinks she hates the obnoxious boy because she's really attracted to him. I hate that because it feeds into a belief, which teenaged girls don't need, that girls can't find or won't really want to find boyfriends who aren't obnoxious; that girls don't really mind obnoxious behavior because they just want male attention, any attention from any male, any time; that if boys were likable as friends they'd be unattractive as potential mates. None of this is true.

So, as an adult, I don't approve of this novel. My inner teenager remembers the atmosphere at a school where new students were told, "Look at the person on your right. Look at the person on your left. Look at the person in front of you. Only one of the four of you will be here next year," and thinks that Danielle Valentine got that right, anyway. Some attempts to motivate students do have emotionally toxic effects.

Lia and her foster sister Scarlett think they want to get into a prep school called Luminary that guarantees them admission to the college of Lia's choice. Lia believes it's the school where her parents met, before her father blew up a building and inadvertently killed her mother. This turns out not to be her "real" origin story but she's working with it most of the way through the book. Luminary has a beautiful, scenic, rural campus and offers comfortable beds and palatable food. It also piles on the homework for challenging courses. It also uses high-tech, creatively sadistic assignments and tests to motivate the students. Most of the students appear to be injured or killed. Nobody knows for sure whether they're recovering from injuries in the basement, or worse. The students know for sure when a boy who violated the rule about keeping a phone or, worse, trying to make a private phone call, has the bones in his hand cracked with a mallet.

Will the ones who've survived to that point in the term be able to work together to escape from Luminary, despite the armed guards patrolling its walls? Without spoiling the ending, I will say that Lia's willingness to trust a police officer who's arrested her for routine delinquency will serve her well.

I found this an unpleasant story about unpleasant people in unpleasant situations. That's what some teenagers look for, and of course, a moment of thought about how far-fetched the whole story is does make it funny--though I don't think the author or characters are aware that it's funny. As a piece of controlled subversion, an entertaining school story in which the school has to be worse than the one where the intended reader is reading the story, "Deadly Little Lessons" will do.

Monday, September 14, 2026

Web Log for 9.11-13.26

Sigh. The blogroll is still not working. Google has made itself really annoying all weekend...in order to sneak "Gemini" back onto my screen and add lots of new ways corporate sites can violate people's privacy, but not to fix the blogroll. Feh. 

Hunger in America 


Found on the Mirror. Lens traces it to the Minnesota Star-Tribune.

Music 

Jamie O'Neil.


Kurt Elling.


Steve Earle.


Conway Twitty.


Jack Williams.


SheDaisy.


Darius Rucker. (Religious content.)


K.C. and the Sunshine Band.


Barbra Streisand.


Roy Rogers.



Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers. 


Unknown parody remake of "Kung Fu Fighting."


Jim Reeves (recording embedded in blog post).


Alan Jackson. (Several people posted this. I thought "25 years...The Nephews might want to know," and made a post here about where I was and what I lost.)


Gunhild Carling.


Someone with the screen name "Maggie the Afterlove Voice."


Someone in India who wanted to be videotaped by a tourist who couldn't spell his name, so the video is titled "Funny Guy in India." 


Willie Nelson.


Kentucky Headhunters.


Johnny Cash.


Politics 


Found on the Mirror. (The face is a generic well-preserved face of course, but the hair could be mine. I don't think I know the cartoonist, so can only guess that the cartoonist knows someone else with very similar hair.)

Book Review: Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook

It's another rerun...I returned to my e-books-to-read list, and the book I read today was another Sunday book. I should come to something thoroughly secular soon. I already have a few reviews scheduled for October (Halloween) and December (Christmas) too.

Book Title: Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook

Author: Scott Adams

Date: 1996

Publisher: Harper Collins

ISBN: 0-88730-788-4

Illustrations: cartoons by the author

Quote: "If you are not a manager, put this book down right now."

The comedy of the Dilbert cartoon series depended on two basic premises: (1) The managers of the offices you know are human beings, not dogs, cats, rats, or lunatics whose few remaining hairs form little devil horns. (2) If the decisions of the managers you know seem arbitrary, egotistical, and silly, you have a constitutional right to warn them that they're going wrong by showing them a Dilbert cartoon.

Therefore, everybody liked Dilbert cartoons.

While most cartoonists settled for reprinting last year's cartoon strips as a book, Scott Adams pieced his books together with fresh new text in which he explained the thoughts that inspired the cartoons. The use of text seemed to inspire him to fresh satirical blasts. Every page or two still contained a cartoon.

It's all very funny, and while humor-challenged socialists griped because the strip never recommended nationalizing the industry, I occasionally asked myself why Dilbert, Wally, and Alice didn't just start their own business. Big business secret #1: small, efficient businesses are to big, bloated businesses as Jerry Rice is to Rush Limbaugh. Big business secret #2: big, bloated businesses have lobbied for years to create illogical laws that function to keep small, efficient businesses from running circles around big, bloated businesses. You can blame protectionist laws on capitalism and Big Business, or on socialism and Big Government, or (like Lincoln Steffens) simply on "corruption." More than the need to keep the comic strip's appeal to its audience, protectionist laws were what kept Dilbert, Wally, and Alice chained to their cubicles.

Now you know. Knowledge is power. Now you can cut through some of the bloat and necrosis in whatever business you're in. You can be ethical, 99% stress-free while you work, efficient, and creatively fulfilled in self-employment...works for me, when I get work. Or you can join the crowd who just try to be grateful that their wage-slave job isn't quite as ridiculous as Dilbert's.

If you decide to be independent, I think you may need Dilbert more than the wage slaves do. From time to time we need reminders of what we're missing. It's tempting to listen to those who say "Just give up your silly idea and get a real job." 

As if tedium, stupidity, and backstabbing were what made a job "real"?

Butterfly of the Week: Heraclides Caiguanabus

This week's butterfly is found in Cuba and is sometimes called the Cuban Swallowtail. It's also sometimes called Poey's Swallowtail, after the naturalist who first described it. He gave it the official name caiguanabus, from Caiguanabo, a place name meaning "big plantation." The place name is pronounced as spelled in Spanish so the butterfly's name should logically be Kye-gwah-NAH-boos.


This butterfly is hard to find even in Cuba, so its conservation status is unclear. We know there aren't many of H. caiguanabus; we don't know exactly how many there are, or whether there could be more. A few butterflies of this species have been seen in Florida or Mexico. 


Photo by Dayronbreto.Males often show more yellow and brown color, as above, while females are more likely to look white and black or even iridesce blue-green; in some lights their pale spots may look light blue. Females may be slightly larger than males and may have either longer or shorter tails.


Photo by Alex835. 

Tails, and parts of the hind wings, are sometimes missing.This may indicate that the individual survived an attack by a predator. Then again some females just don't have very long tails.


Photo by Alex835. 

The patterning on the neck, especially noticeable in the male, identifies this species. 

Flying adults are seen from April through September at altitudes lower than 1000 feet above sea level. They are often seen sipping nectar from flowers in the genera Lantana, Tournefortia, Ixora, and others. 

The caterpillar can look black from above, brown and white from the side, in what is probably its fifth caterpillar skin, just before pupation. The white markings do not meet across the top side to form a "saddle" or "girdle" as they do for some Swallowtail caterpillars. Caterpillars have been successfully reared on Securinega acidothamnus, a plant in the Euphorbia family, and on Zanthoxylum