Wednesday, July 29, 2026

Web Log for 7.28.26

Animals 

Well, I chortled. 


Flowers 

Daylilies! I think of them as orange, but gardeners have bred for lots of different colors. (It would be pleasant if The Grouch would share photos of his daylilies.)


Fruits 

Since Blogspot is blocking my comments in a pathetic bid for permission to clutter the computer with more cookies, will someone please tell Jeanie that I liked and linked this post.


Heat Wave 

The seventeen States that are facing "energy emergencies," as people crank up that air conditioning to cope with the terrible heat, are Arizona, Arkansas, Colorado, Iowa, Kansas, Nebraska, New Mexico, both Dakotas, Oklahoma, Texas, Utah, and Wyoming. If you live in one of those States, here is what this web site wants you to do: Switch off and then unplug everything but the refrigerator, a fan for each room, lights, and one clock if you don't use battery-powered timepieces already. To keep cool, melt an ice cube on your head while in front of a fan. Make sure your pets' water dishes are cool. Find non-electric, non-electronic things to do. Hang out with real friends in the real world. Go to the library, the mall, the lake...save the air conditioning for elderly cardiac patients who really can't take the heat. If the heat wave sticks around until the first cold front of August, this web site will wait for you. You'll be surprised how many of your e-friends can wait till August. 


Hubris, the Cost of 

Do you ever wonder which browsers people use to visit your blog? Google provides that information free of charge. During the past week we had approximately 87,000 visits from people using Chrome, 6,000 from people using Firefox, and 18 visits from people using Microsoft Edge. And I'm sure that is because of, not in spite of, Microsoft's efforts to force people to use Edge and Bing. 

Years ago there was an agreement that one sister used Edge, one used Firefox, and I used Chrome on this computer. Then there were a few months when I tried moving my passwords and lists into Firefox since that sister wasn't here, using it. Then I moved back to Chrome. My original reason not to use Edge was simply that my passwords and lists are in Chrome; from what I could see the browsers seemed to work pretty much the same way, equally well, or badly, given Windows 10. Edge has a different, shorter, set of passwords in it, on this computer. 

But Microsoft, with its boyboss, couldn't let it rest. Microsoft rolled out a "products elevation program" to nag and harass people who chose to use programs that don't come from Microsoft. Microsoft thus made Edge wix. Now I'd have to be paid lavishly to use it for other people's purposes, even on a brand-new computer with nobody else's information stored anywhere. 

Music 

Tracy Chapman.


Ta'Kaiya Blaney. A true Millennial, she was thirteen when she sang the background music for this video in aid of a local nature park.


Pat & Sean Kelly.


Beach Boys. (Alana Mautone shared several of these links. What they have in common is a saxophone played by the late Plas Johnson, who may have been best known, or least obscure, for playing the "Pink Panther" theme. Her post today is a tribute to his work. If you follow the link-up at her Blogspot, you'll find several other music links that have been copied below...only the ones for which I found the time to click and listen, though.)



The Platters.


Boz Scaggs.


Plas Johnson on video of a different than usual rendition of the "Pink Panther" theme.


Simple Minds.


John Mayer.


Led Zeppelin.


Bob Dylan.


Boston.


John Hiatt.


Bananarama.


Billy Joel.




Readership 

GOOD MORNING, AMERICA! It's great to see the majority of our readership in the country that matters most to advertisers!

Bom dia, Brazilian readers.

Good morning, Singaporean readers.

Hello, Vietnamese readers. 

Bonjour, French readers.

Assalamu alaikum, Bangladeshi readers.

Guten Tag, German readers.

Namaste, Indian readers.

Good morning, British readers.

Buenos dias, Mexican readers.

Selamat pagi, Indonesian readers.

Dobryi den, Ukrainian readers.

Good morning, Canadian readers.

Buenos dias, Spanish readers.

Assalamu alaykum, Saudi readers.

Gunaydin, Turkish readers.

Dobroye utro, Russian readers.

Salaam alaikum, Pakistani readers.

Magandang umaga po, readers in the Philippines.

Now please virtually meet and greet the federal government agents who are virtually here too. Good morning, FBI readers.

Everybody is welcome. All human readers of good will are welcome. I've not even mentioned some of these countries lately and I thought that Russian game with the character called "Priscilla King" was over, but whatever. If you're here to read about life in these United States, to practice parallel reading using Google Translate, you're welcome here.

Any renascent bots from some of these countries where Google has had to shut down botswarms in the past, including the US, should sink in a pit. No bots wanted here. And the sudden attention to some older posts with outdated links suggests that some of these page-view numbers are coming from a botswarm, possibly a new one based in the US. This web site never has endorsed any foreign gambling sites and it never will.

Book Review: Ten Minutes from Normal

Title: Ten Minutes from Normal

Author: Karen Hughes

Date: 2004

Publisher: Viking Penguin

ISBN: 0-670-03305-7

Length: 335 pages

Quote: "The most important thing you do in life is choose your loves and order them very carefully. I reordered mine when I came home to Texas."

While campaigning with George W. Bush, Karen Hughes visited a town called Normal. Hearing a train conductor announce that they were "ten minutes from Normal" gave her the idea for a book about campaigning, or about advising her candidate after his election. Ten Minutes from Normal is both.

Some readers might have hoped that Mrs. Hughes would tell tales on W Bush, or wither him with faint praise, in the way the Clinton staff did. Those readers will be disappointed. Mrs. Hughes is a twentieth-century-conservative wife and mother whose business relationships with men are strictly professional, and a political campaign manager who knows better than to say anything indiscreet...so you might have known that the worst story she'd tell would be about how she told W to stop using a certain line in his speeches, and he finally saw the wisdom of her suggestion (page 87). The topic of her advice is usually communication; the content discussed in the stories she tells is very "safe."

Mrs. Hughes didn't "quit," and she wasn't fired, when she left Washington. She discovered the joys of telecommuting. She didn't want to be judged by her co-workers according to how well she lobbied for one specific office space. She was embarrassed by being told that, as an assistant to the president, she now ranked "roughly equivalent to...a three-star general," when "my [D]ad had retired after thirty-six years and three wars as a two-star general." She missed a favorite chain restaurant that hadn't (yet) invaded Washington. She wanted more time with her son. She didn't like having to start work early: "I sure like to stay in bed until 8:00 to 8:30. By that time, the [former] president has run three miles, walked two more, made coffee, read the papers and had his morning intelligence briefings." And she was "horrified" that her fifteen-year-old son thought of living in Washington as "like being away at boarding school": "It's hard to imagine being fifteen years old and having where your family lives or whether you are happy make any difference whatsoever to the president of the United States."

And of course the fact that the Hughes family were in Washington during years of official near-constant alarm and despondency had nothing to do with this...Mrs. Hughes describes the autumn of 2001 as a public event during which she mourned for other people's losses, noting poignantly that Barbara Olson had been just one year older than she was. Although both the anthrax mailer, later that year, and the snipers, a year later, turned out to be troubled individuals without political motivation, anyone familiar with the Arab concept of vengeance as a duty would have been afraid for W Bush and his staff.

Possibly the staff, themselves, genuinely repressed their fear from consciousness and hid it behind tactful displays of empathy for other people. Sometimes acting with courage requires a certain amount of sublimation of natural feelings.

Left-wing readers may think Ten Minutes from Normal airbrushes too much. Well, there was a war on; information about a war is supposed to be airbrushed during the duration of the war. When Mrs. Hughes describes how glad she was to be back in a "normal" home in Texas, as a wife and mother who still occasionally went to Washington to advise the President, as of 2004, I incline to believe her. Otherwise, there's a fine line between evading ugly facts and respecting the feelings of living people; I think what Mrs. Hughes does in this book is the latter.

This does not, of course, make for the most exciting memoir you've ever read. On the other hand, it offers high-level validation to those who've chosen to simplify their lifestyles, even and especially if we've chosen to do it without bashing Washington. Karen Hughes demonstrates that you don't have to be a failure, a quitter, a coward, a fanatic, excessively (or even noticeably) introverted, or otherwise inferior to eager-beaver yuppies in any way, to appreciate telecommuting.

On behalf of all those who may never be asked to advise the President of the United States, but who hate traffic, global warming, office politics, wasted time, and schlepping things that would be safer if stored in one place or another, Ten Minutes from Normal is warmly recommended.

My Life in Photos?

What a topic for Long & Short Reviewers to propose. Photos of living people do not belong on the Internet.

But wait--this might be fun. They didn't say "my life in photos of me." 

Typical house in the suburb of Los Angeles where I was born...


Photo from Zillow.

The kind of car my mother drove across the length and breadth of the continental States when I was a wee tot. It was called the Plymouth Fury and advertised as having "a hellcat of a motor." It behaved very well in the hands of a competent, responsible driver. It must have been her generation's counterpart to the Camaro.


Photo from Daniel Schmitt & Co., thanks to Google.

The model horses my brother and I used to play with. We had all five of these and hundreds of other, smaller models. These were Barbie-size, two inches to one foot; Our "herd" of model horses included "Matchbox" horses that were just one inch high. The company that sold these horses, all cast in one mold, would later develop a line of horses that stood up in different positions; we never had those. We did have the one with jointed legs.


Photo from Google.

The first books it was known that I actually read, as distinct from memorizing stories after they'd been read to me a hundred times. I must have been reading Little Golden Books before these, but when I moved from memorizing to reading I don't remember.


Photo from Amazon.

The first game I played with my brother involved me shouting "Bz-z-z-zip!" and him giggling, when he was six months old. Later these little plastic things were all his.


Photo from EBay. They lived in houses and forts like these, if anyone took all the pieces out of the box to build the house.


Photo from NYPathSociety. We both liked Legos, too, and Tinker Toys, but neither of us ever got into Erector or Meccano building sets. We branched out. My Barbie collection started with this.


Photo from Etsy. Mine had an amateurish haircut when I got her, but I had fun with her and her foot-high friends, anyway.

Beyond the nursery...Historical events happened. I have very little memory even of joyous historical events like this.


Photo from Forbes.

A teacher brought in a TV set on which we could watch this. I was bored.


I do remember this. We were renting a place that had television. I watched the speech.


My brother and I tried to listen to this debate. Both of us fell asleep in minutes.


I wore this little cotton dress to school almost every Thursday in grades three through six. We actually chanted, at summer camp,

"We are Girl Scouts green and jolly.
We don't swear; we just say "Golly."
We don't smoke, and we don't chew.
We don't go out with boys that do.
Do you think we don't have fun?
You're right. We don't."

Actually swearing, smoking, and dating boys who did weren't much temptation in the middle grades.


Photo from Etsy. Of course the insignia on the shoulder sash were individual souvenirs. I had a sash full of badges, though. The only one I now remember earning was the "Pets" badge, in which my mother documented that I fed a goldfish every day for a month.

Having one of these was mandatory though having a place to ride it was never guaranteed. The important thing was that although it had small wheels that didn't make good time, the seat and handlebars could be adjusted to fit any child, up to and including one tall enough to ride a full-sized bike. My brother's was a Schwinn Stngray, as shown. As I recall mine was a Schwinn Daisy, though I learned to ride on an off-brand model, first.


Photo from Google.

In the 1970s Girl Scout uniforms changed to give us more options. None of the options was very flattering but I think the one my mother picked for me, as modelled by the little nerd kneeling at the far left, was absolutely the most unflattering to me. Sturdy Polyester Pants That Wouldn't Tear or Show Dirt and Would Grow Up With the Child! (Static cling city and, since nobody wanted to bother with Scouts after grade seven, destined never to fit me.) And That Vest with Extra Room to Display Lots and Lots of Badges! I wore it, anyway. 


What I did after school on the other days:


Photo by Hope Gardens.


Photo from Music Teacher. ("Don't fear the French Horn" indeed. No. There's nothing to fear. It just makes a horrible noise in the hands of a child who wanted to play the flute. Wear ear plugs. You'll survive.)

The dog who met us at the bus after school legally belonged to the neighbors, though she was my pet. The dog we had euthanized, after he ate a bantam, legally belonged to us, and was nobody's pet. Go figure. The dog who met us at the bus looked something like this.


Some teenagers hid porn under their beds. I hid this.


Photo from Etsy. I display this book with pride now. In junior high school I hid it under the bed. Dad hated Latin and said no child should have to study it. So we didn't have to study it any longer. So I wanted to study it. Even nice, quiet children who hardly ever make trouble are perverse and rebellious.

Bantams are chickens bred to grow to about half the size of the standard breed they resemble. There are lots of different breeds with different looks. All healthy chickens have bright red crests and wattles, except a few who have been bred for melanism. This melanistic specimen resembles my little buddy Loretta. Free-range chickens normally live up to five years; at the time Loretta's six and a half years was just half of the world's record life span for a chicken. By now it's been confirmed that some chickens have lived more than fifteen years. 


Photo by Grubbly Farms.

We knew two horses who looked something like this one. One had a white star on his forehead, so his name was Star. The other one was dark all over, so his name was Blackie. Like my current resident cat, they were animals of good will but visitors were warned that they weren't pets, so stand back. Usually they ignored me, or at most sniffed at me. My brother rode them. Bareback. It got him scolded with pride.


Photo from Picryl.

House on one of the streets where we had to occupy a rental property, some years, in winter. This is not the same house but they all looked as if they'd been designed by the same man. (This was not necessarily true. Some of my "Aunt Dotty's" houses had been designed and built by Aunt Dotty. They fitted in with the other houses on their streets.)


The college I attended has had so much renovation that Google photos of it don't look like anything I remember. The campus church was architecturally distinctive: Built to look like a new movie theatre instead of a church, it got around "wartime" building restrictions, It had individual seats that folded up as you stood up, rather than pews.


Photo from Wikimedia Commons.

I voted against Mondale.


Photo from Biography.com.

University: We spent the first week learning where things were, on the huge sprawling campus.


Photo from Adventist Universities.

Home with mononucleosis. Back to the city to work...wherever the little four-car Metrorail trains ran. 


Photo from Yelp. 

In the 1980s floppy disks were really floppy, and Google tends to feature the later, smaller designs. We did not yet think of computers as portable. If an office had its own computer network, the main computer had its own room and was typically between the sizes of a cooking range and a refrigerator. An individual terminal linked to such a computer looked like this (if you were lucky--often the screen lighted up in orange). It did not run different programs at the same time in different windows. In fact each computer's programs were limited strictly to what the employee was paid to do, and pity the fool who tried to get the office computer to do something more interesting.


Photo from Newretro.net.

The Awesome Eighties ended when the Gulf War began. President G.H.W. Bush advised all nonessential personnel to leave Washington and gave us a good example by going to Kennebunkport. I went to Pittsburgh. I saw things that still make me cry, but I loved the people I met in Pittsburgh.


Photo from Next Pittsburgh.

Berea College had been my first choice, if I haaad to go to college, when I was sixteen and knew some people who'd gone there. Years later, when they'd graduated and all the attractive men my age on college campuses were teachers, I had a chance to go to Berea. Loved the courses, the library, the computers. The people...I suppose there are cliques and rivalries everywhere. I did not like the social atmosphere at Berea and did not want to support it by staying another year. They really did proclaim that "God hath made of one blood all nations of men." So far as I could tell, that meant all equally hostile and competitive. Continued residency depended on grades. Grades were on a curve system. If you got an A someone else couldn't get that A, so look out behind you. More aggressive people claimed to love Berea. I didn't.
 

Photo from Wikipedia. I will say that Berea has a beautiful campus. 

Everyone who liked computers loved Berea's computer labs. Shiny new terminals with this wonderful new layout that looked almost like a printable page, right on the screen...Windows! We wrote programs to tutor freshmen and tested programs older students had written to tutor us.


Photo from Computer History Museum.

I could still earn a BS at a public university. Which one? Johnson City, Tennessee, and Wise, Virginia, were about equally long commutes. I was accepted by both in June. Each of my parents was in a different hospital in July. Long commutes didn't seem feasible. I never did finish that BS. I had a CGNA certificate, although I hated sitting with geriatric patients. I earned a CMT certificate so I could work with healthier people. In the 1990s the overnight express Greyhound bus was my friend. Board that bus, go to sleep, wake up on the other side of Virginia...


Photo from Yelp.

Married my business's best asset, found a little fixer-upper house in between his house in Clarksville and mine in Virginia...Google currently shows five different houses, and (inexplicably) a street carnival that couldn't fit into a residential neighborhood, at the address of our little house in Maryland. Of the five houses this one doesn't look like the one I remember, but is the only one that has a chance of being the same house after twenty years of redecorating.


It was interesting to find books with which I helped writers on Amazon. Some books of which I wrote the complete first draft can't be found on Amazon because, of course, they were revised and published under different titles. Some books on which I've worked weren't completed, or weren't published. These three, for which I did typing and copy editing, are still available and warmly recommended. They are their authors' own work. I might have suggested a phrase here and there, but although these are books on which I spent time they're not my books at all.




The brand known as Priscilla King was "born" into cyberspace in the summer of 2006. Since brands aren't born in the physical sense and Priscilla King was born a middle-aged aunt, "she" has been given various "birthdays" between 1961 and 1967. "She" was originally a collaboration among three people. "She" was born in, and named for, Kingsport, Tennessee.


In the public library's computer center. Photo from Yelp.

From this point on, youall know the story. The pictures are on this web site. Browse about.

Tuesday, July 28, 2026

Book Review: Small Wonder

Title: Small Wonder

Author: Barbara Kingsolver 

Author's web page: http://www.kingsolver.com/

Date: 2002

Publisher: Harper Collins

ISBN: 0-06-050406-2

Length: 264 pages plus foreword and acknowledgments

Illustrations: drawings by Paul Mirocha

Quote: "I began this book, without exactly knowing I was doing so, on September 12, 2001."

After the physical attacks by Al-Qaeda on September 11 came the long siege of emotional terrorism by People Who Are Part of the Problem (Without Knowing It), which began, in the newspapers, on September 12. It was a weird season for writers. Even comedy writers were asked to write about The Tragedies, not because they had anything to say that anyone else didn't know, but so that certain newspapers could print All September 11 All The Time.

The emotion I remember feeling in the last third of the year 2001 was irritation. So much that was being said and written about the situation in the United States, or even in Washington, showed such total ignorance about what the people I knew were actually thinking, feeling, doing.

Real memories: The autumn of 2001 was beautiful, with day after day of picture-perfect weather. Grass had grown over the graves where my father had been buried in January and my husband's brother in November. Cormorants moved into the Anacostia Waterfront Park. Some creep mailed anthrax culture to a few personal enemies at the same time that a nasty strep infection was going through the D.C. schools. Despite strep throat my husband and I went to Stitches Fair and Knit Out.

Some reverberations from The Tragedies did reach us. We turned down a trip to Ireland because the airlines had become so tiresome. We discussed a Caribbean cruise, then ended up actually going to a memorial service for a friend who died of cancer in California. First we laughed at W Bush's advice to patriotic Americans to spend money ("What did you do in the War on Terrorism, Daddy?" "I charged!"), and then we did some serious thinking and writing about the benefits of buying locally produced items, which did not include the China-made flags other people were buying.

Barbara Olson, whose books I'd cited in research writing, was on one of the planes that were hijacked. That was sad, but the losses of personal friends and relatives and the well-earned success of another friend's book (the book parties started in January) took up more of our emotional energy.

I mention this because it resonates with some of the essays in Small Wonder. Kingsolver was not a newspaper wage slave obliged to crank out a certain number of words about yesterday's headlines before breakfast. She had lots of things to say that other people were not saying. She was writing about pollution and conservation, wildlife and child life, fiction, nonfiction, poetry, being a successful novelist, foreign aid, national parks, pesticides, the "locavore" eating plan, going to Japan, the Columbine tragedy. She mentions in Small Wonder that she felt only about as sad, when John Kennedy (junior) died, as she imagined Caroline Kennedy would have felt if a member of the Kingsolver family had died. And some people were outraged. How dare people be more emotionally involved with their own lives than with the public events blaring out of the TV.

The four "September 11" essays in Small Wonder are, to my mind, dreadful...but then all of them were. They were products of a very bad idea: the idea of cheapening the real grief and anguish some people were feeling by ramming phony anguish down the nation's throats until mass nausea set in.

The other essays in Small Wonder are Green and/or literary. They contain some opinions I don't support, but they also contain so many useful facts and quotes that I bought this book for reference purposes anyway. The natural history pieces are beautiful.

There is one inexcusable mistake in this book. Kingsolver is a native of Kentucky. After living in the West for several years, she moved to Virginia. She doesn't want to name the town in Small Wonder. I won't name it either, although I know which town it is...but it's not Appalachia. In Kentucky "Appalachia" may mean the mountainous half of the state, but in Virginia it is the name of one particular town. Kingsolver has been here long enough to know.

There is also some very good writing, research, and thinking in this book. There is, for example, the discussion of genetic modification on pages 93-108. I've read longer and shorter, older and newer, essays on this topic. From time to time I've even contemplated writing one. I remain unconvinced that a better essay on genetic modification can be written. If you've not made a study of this topic, Small Wonder is an excellent place to begin.

I completely agree with Kingsolver on genetic modification. I completely disagree with her on the place of cats in our ecology. So I can tell you that it's possible to enjoy her writing even if you're reading it to use her facts for the purpose of further research intended to refute her interpretation of the facts. Small Wonder and this writer's other books are recommended to anyone who is not frightened by numbers and who appreciates a well-rounded, realistic, humanitarian approach to science.

Petfinder Post: Mutt Day!

This Friday is Mutt Day, an international day for celebrating the specialness of dogs whose ancestry is too complicated even to guess.  

"What kind of dog is that?"

"An excellent dog!"

Zipcode 10101: Clyde (and Tammy) from NYC 



They say both cats are on the small side. These two sisters were born as alley kittens in 2019. They became ill, were brought indoors and cured, and have been waiting to be adopted ever since. They are described as somewhat shy but friendly and snuggly when they get to know you. There is a possibility that they have already found their Purrmanent Home and their human just can't scratch up the money to make it legal, in which case this organization can help you find another adorable adoptable cat.

Bowie from NYC


Part Husky, which explains his pale eyes, and part who knows what-all, Bowie is less than a year old and is learning basic manners and commands already. He is described as eager to learn. He can become overexcited around cats and is not recommended as an ideal pet for small children, but he wants to please humans and is said to improve with guidance. He currently weighs somewhere between 26 and 60 pounds--no guarantees that he'll not grow past that size range. 

Zipcode 20202: You-Can't-Call-Her-That from South Carolina by way of DC 


They say they named the litter after "Alani Nu flavors" and the black one was "Witches Brew." What an utter cliche. Michiko? Richie Lou? Kitzebue? Bitsy Boo? She is a bouncy-pouncy spring kitten, just barely of legal age to be adopted. The web page doesn't insist on it, but bouncy-pouncy kittens get into less trouble if there are two of them. They can practice flipping each other over instead of flipping your belongings off shelves, scratching each other's fur instead of scratching your furniture. Ask about her adorable siblings. You'll need one.

Klinger from DC 


Ohhh, take me back. They still have that shelter on Oglethorpe Street and WTOP still does features on the most adorable adoptable pets there. Klinger has been a featured pet. What his ancestors may have been is anybody's guess--terrier and ???? He's described as friendly, snuggly, and teachable, but only just beginning to be trained in even basic dog manners. 

Zipcode 30303: Lainey and Colton from Atlanta 



Brother and sister would probably be happiest together. Though they've reached normal adult cats' size, they are not a year old yet and may continue growing. They are playful energetic kittens.

Minnie from Atlanta 


Her other ancestors include retrievers and poodles. At the time of posting they were just eight weeks old, really too young to leave their mother. Minnie is expected to weigh about 60 pounds as an adult. 

Monday, July 27, 2026

Web Log for 7.27.26

Music 

Stephen Bishop.




The Coral.



Quotes, Misattributed 

A few weeks ago the Poets & Storytellers United were running with a quote, misattributed to C.S. Lewis, about being "never too old to pursue goals." 

Considering the ages at which he took on new jobs, new styles of writing, new languages, his marriage and stepfatherhood, it does seem as if Lewis would have agreed with the idea. But he didn't say it. "Goals" was a buzzword of the 1980s. The quote about "You are never too old to set a new goal or dream a new dream" was actually first recorded about twenty years after Lewis died; it was spoken by a Christian motivational speaker called Les Brown, who published a book called Live Your Dreams in which these exact words don't appear, but they've been traced to transcripts of his speeches. 

Another thing Lewis never said was "I sat with my Anger long enough until she told me her right name was Grief." 

In A Grief Observed Lewis did document his movement through the emotional stages of grief, beginning when it "felt so like fear" and going on through other stages Kubler-Ross counted as main and secondary...but he didn't write that line. Any number of grieving people might have written it. It's normal to feel angry about our losses, then feel that anger subsiding into "pure" grief as we accept that the losses are irretrievable. So far, all Google knows about who did write that line is that it wasn't Lewis.

And Lewis never wrote "You do not have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body," either.

Nor did Oscar Wilde write the exact words "Be yourself! Everyone else is already taken," although he might have chortled at that line if he'd ever heard it. The line has been traced to an anonymous journal entry someone made in the 1960s.

Einstein didn't say "Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." Rita Mae Brown did. Though some say she was quoting a Narcotics Anonymous document.

Nor did Einstein say "You don't really understand a thing until you can explain it to your grandmother." Google thinks Kurt Vonnegut said something like that "first," in the 1970s. I know firsthand that Herbert W. Armstrong said, at several times and in several ways, that if you really know what you are talking about you can explain it to a reasonably intelligent ten-year-old child. He had said it several times, and Dad had tried to test it on my brother and me, well before I was ten years old. Armstrong's genius was for synthetic reading and explanation, not for original phrasing, and he probably got the line from someone else. It's in his Autobiography and in several things he'd published before that.

Arthur Conan Doyle never had Sherlock Holmes say "Elementary, my dear Watson." According to Google, P.G. Wodehouse had Psmith say it in Psmith Journalist, which I've never been able to find.

Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi did write "“If we could change ourselves, the tendencies in the world would also change. As a man changes his own nature, so does the attitude of the world change towards him. ... We need not wait to see what others do.", which sounds close, but he never actually wrote "Be the change." That phrasing is of our time, not his. Thoreau wrote something similar to "Go confidently in the direction of your dreams," too, but it was less succinct.

What Machiavelli actually wrote has been reasonably translated as "One must consider the end result," but "The ends justify the means" is just too good a line in English to be an accurate translation from anything anybody ever wrote in Italian. 

Voltaire of course never wrote "I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it," either. He wrote in French. Apparently what he wrote can't be accurately translated in those exact words either; the quote comes, Google says, from a summary by an English writer.

Happy browsing from these beginning points:






Graphic from Google. Lincoln never said that, either. 

Sports 

Video of Sepp Kuss's narrow escape in the Tour de France.


Women's Issues 

To hold their lead, especially with the CHD "Moms" contingent, the non-Left needs to establish itself as the party of women. So, gloating when a misguided left-leaning woman CEO is replaced with a more "conservative" man is out of order. It should have been possible to replace Cracker Barrel's Julie Fels Masino with a woman who was more attuned to what customers expected. 

Instead of jeering at Fels Masino for being a "woke girlboss," we might do better to jeer at, e.g., Satya Nadella of MicroHubrisSoft with his rape-your-computer philosophy, or Bill Anderson of Bayer, David A. Ricks of Lilly, Rob Davis of Merck, or Albert Bourla of Pfizer, as "macho d'head boybosses who need for someone to feed them Ritalin and put them in time out until their nannies can take them home."

Considering job performance in terms that go beyond male employees' willingness to dodge family responsibilities by working overtime, males really should become rarer at every echelon of corporate management, vetted for things like their respect for the customers, for the company's reputation, and for Life Itself. Taking time off to have a baby may be irresponsible in this overcrowded world, but raising costs while slashing benefits to customers, like Hans Vestberg, should be even worse from a business's point of view. 

Web Log for 7.26.26

Fiction and Gender 

One of the best analyses I've read of why women prefer "women's fiction," when as a class we don't consistently prefer women's conversation, was a "Gene & Gina" feature in the Washington Post Magazine, in which Gene Weingarten let himself be schooled by Regina Barreca on writing columns women found funny.

In this column Gene and Gina wrote alternate paragraphs of a flash of fiction about two yuppies meeting for lunch in a yuppie restaurant.

Each paragraph showed us what each yuppie was thinking as they said the first half-dozen or so lines in their conversation. Basically they were selfish, friendless, one-dimensional yuppie jerks, more concerned with being rated better than others in their field than with accomplishing anything in particular. She was a "top" oncologist; he was a "top" lawyer. She wanted to hire him to investigate something. Before she had a chance to explain what, however, the male yuppie became twitchy. They'd been just sitting and talking and thinking for 500 words, he howled, using up another hundred or so, and nothing was happening! He was trapped in a modern, female-friendly story!  "DO something!" 

"So she shot him."

Readers like it when fiction moves a little faster than real life, but only believably so. We don't have to sit through the process of elimination in which she decided to hire this particular lawyer and not one of the other 500 lawyers in the city. We do expect him to sit still through the explanation of what he's been hired to investigate.

Music 

These music links came from a site that attracts a slightly older crowd. You may notice. However: Steppenwolf.


Skeeter Davis.


NRBQ.



Dan Hicks.



Cowboy Frank.


Greg Abbott's computer parodies a song by Frank Sinatra. The voice sounds almost real...until you listen to the words. 


Van Halen.


Aaron Neville.


Pennsylvania in Danger 

Proposed "data center" could inflict more unwanted climate change on Virginia, Maryland, and New York as well. You must live in the county to sign the petition but you can publicize it, and fund it of course, from anywhere. Pennsylvania was not designed to support these things. If they exist they need to be somewhere, I don't know, out in the Sonora Desert, or in the glyphosate-soaked prairie of Iowa, or buried in the permafrost on the Canadian Shield. No "data centers" should be allowed within fifty miles of any town or working farm.

Prepare for the walkout. If the corporations insist on rolling their "data centers" into our towns the way they ram their "updates" into our computers...there's one thing we can do before weak town council members come up for reelection. That is walking out of the Internet. We all remember how to unplug. It will seem odd and uncomfortable at first, but we were living adequate lives before the Internet existed and we will live adequate lives if it has to come all the way down. But a solid, early walkout is the best chance of keeping the Internet going. All we have to demand are NO "data centers"--NO "cloud storage" for our data--we will connect to the Internet, if at all, only from computers with hard drives AND external data drives. No Chromebooks. No Windows 11. No "phone apps." (No flatphones!) If even a few technorati do it and stick to it, the corporations will have to back down. There'll be no demand for "data centers" if they're having to negotiate whether there's a demand for computers at all.


Pennsylvania is meant to look like this...


(photo: Homeworthy)

...not like this.


(photo: China.org)

Weather 

What's your local Air Quality Index rating? Kingsport's and Bristol's, and presumably Gate City's, are primo just now, according to this map:


Of course, that's in terms of smoke from other people's wildfires, only. Actual air quality just now is so humid that one wretched smoker walking down the  road below is likely to make breathing unpleasant for hours. Smokers should avoid walking on this road. 

This particular smoker should know that what I see out the window is a kid, a nice lad a bit older than The Nephews, married to a nice girl, hardworking and intelligent young people I would like to help to succeed. And because I've never actually heard of a case where an elderly widow wrecked the home of a nice young couple, because Kathy Lee Griffin's toy boy is at least a bachelor and so was Shug Avery's and anyway she was fiction and real old ladies who have toy boys have money to support the wretched things, but even so the filthy minds of some neighbors can imagine that I might want a toy boy--which I do not--helping you succeed means that you walk on other roads, where all the houses have men in them. If I talk to you it needs to be in front of your house, with your wife in sight. If you walk up this road for the exercise and the scenic mini-waterfalls, you should walk as a couple, preferably by daylight, and leave the cancersticks at home. (The dogs, of course, are welcome.) 

Book Review: American Needlework

Title: American Needlework

Author: Georgiana Brown Harbeson

Date: 1938

Publisher: Coward-McCann / Bonanza Books

ISBN: none

Length: 232 pages including index

Illustrations: photos, mostly black and white

Quote: "Many fine works, notable for their beauty of design and high standard of craftsmanship, were produced even when the manner of life was crude and exacting and when dangers threatened on every side..."

Adelaide Hechtlinger outlined American women's history through quilts; Georgiana Brown Harbeson here outlines it through embroidery. American Needlework begins with a chapter on Native American quillwork and proceeds chronologically through discussions of bead embroidery, "stump work," crewelwork, candlewicking, samplers, and on through the patriotic wall hangings of the early twentieth century and the first of several twentieth-century bargello fads.

Certain academic authors have tended to support a vague impression that art historians always respected painting because men did it and ignored embroidery because women did it. Harbeson seems unaware that this question would come up for debate, but presents evidence that American intellectuals did respect embroidery as an art form. (Of course, they recognized that some embroidered pieces were more artistic than others.)

In fact, during periods when American Protestant churches seemed to be competing to see which group could adopt the strictest rules of discipline, embroidery was encouraged while painting was considered frivolous or even sinful. American Needlework contains a large, selective sample of needlework pieces that were preserved in art museums and some literature that was written about them.

However, in the seventeenth, eighteenth, and nineteenth centuries artists did not become celebrities by producing outstanding embroidery. During this period a pretense was being made that English "gentlemen" would publish their writing only anonymously, forfeiting all chance of payment, because doing any kind of creative work for money lowered one's status down into the working class. Americans affirmed that a "gentleman" could demand payment for what he did, even if it was creative work that he enjoyed, but clung to a philosophical notion that "ladies" didn't want fame or money. Harbeson tries to recognize the women (and the two men) whose embroidery she documents in this book, but many of the living artists hid behind titles or aliases, including "Mrs. Theodore Roosevelt."

What does it say about American male artists that only two men produced embroidered pieces good enough to be mentioned in American Needlework? (Remember, Roosevelt Grier, Kaffe Fassett, and other men who are active as needle artists today hadn't been born yet...)

American Needlework does not tell people who've never done embroidery how to make the basic stitches, but it can fairly be called "a practical handbook," as it is in the blurb on the jacket. Embroidery is a visual art. Looking at a good photo of what someone else has done is enough to show you whatever you might learn for your own artistic purposes. Although the color and clarity readers have learned to expect in glossy magazines like Threads and Piecework were not available in 1938, the pictures in American Needlework can still teach needle artists a great deal.

This book deserved to remain in print at least until someone else had taken the trouble to re-photograph all these embroidered pieces. Perhaps someone will.