Sunday, August 30, 2026

Jolene

What was the first Dolly Parton song you remember? For me it was "Coat of Many Colors," and "Love Is Like a Butterfly," nice family-friendly songs a child could sing, and I did. For some it was "I Will Always Love You," the farewell song she wrote for a former business partner who had cheated her out of money; she sincerely seemed to feel sorry for him and later went out of her way to be generous to him, and no, she was not talking about the kind of love her husband or his wife might have objected to. In real life, if not on stage, Dolly Parton was a Real Southern Lady. The costumes and performances were what agents thought they wanted, only she took them that one step further that made many people love her act as something funny. For many in that crowd her greatest hit was "Jolene."

It is possible that somebody, somewhere does not already know "Jolene" by heart, so here's the video where she admits the reality was slightly different than the song, which was written to appeal to all the women who think their husbands' "honeys"  are prettier than they are.


(Actually this performance was recorded in 1988 and "Jolene" was a hit song of 1973, but maybe the marriage problem occurred "twenty years ago.")

There must be a hundred or a thousand parodies, or reprises, or replies. I've yet to hear anyone sing the thought my mother expressed after listening to "Jolene": "If he wants another woman, let him have her. Put his things in a U-Haul and park it outside her house." 

But here's Sunra Rainz' poem from Jolene's own point of view...


...and here's a silly anti-drug parody I wrote and sang some time ago...

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, I'm beggin' of you, please, don't take my man.
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, please don't take him even though you can.

Your beauty is beyond repair, with tattered locks of ivory hair
And withered skin and teeth of yellow-green.
Your eyes are like November rain. Your voice is like a dog in pain,
Yet I cannot compete with you, Jolene,

For I'm a pill-head, don't you know, and he'd have left me long ago
If he did not believe that would be mean.
I'm helpless, useless, as can be, just lie around and watch TV.
He'd rather not come home to me, Jolene. 

I thought I could retain control when I fell down the rabbit hole,
But I'm a wreck by now; that's clearly seen,
And any woman he can get will keep him out all night, and yet
He's too kind to file for divorce, Jolene.

He called your name out in his sleep, and there's nothing I can do to keep
From cryin' when he called your name, Jolene.
I'm on my knees now beggin' you 'cos there's nothing more than I can do,
'Cos I'm a useless, strung-out scag, Jolene.

Actually this song came to embarrass me. It trivializes the plight of families where one of the adults is an addict. I realized this when an acquaintance went to collect children his ex was supposed to have delivered to him for the weekend, and found the baby in its cot, the ex passed out on the couch, the children afraid to move the baby although the house was on fire. Clearly, this is not a topic to sing about.

So here's another reprise for the woman of sense and self-respect:

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, I caught you! Now you're stuck with my old man!
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, hope marrying a cheater was your plan!

The only way I'll be a wife is just one man for all my life.
I picked the wrong man, as we all have seen.
Made a mistake and kissed a snake, but some things I don't have to take,
Such as a man out of your hands, Jolene.

Whatever kids and I may lack, I am not going to take him back.
Around the house he's one more mess to clean.
Brought in some money, that is true, but on the whole I think I'll do
A little better with him gone, Jolene.

In five more years he'll have no  hair, while you will still be young and fair,
And folks will smile wherever you are seen.
They're planning to phase out his job, so you'll just have a big old slob
To clutter up your home decor, Jolene.

You don't look like you have to poach, so maybe you need a life coach,
Or something like that? I don't know, Jolene.
I really, honestly don't care. I only think that it is fair
That you're stuck with him from now on, Jolene.

Saturday, August 29, 2026

Web Log Weekender (With Bad Poetry!) for 8.28-29.26

It was sort of a downer of a weekend, despite the sunshine--fighting a "Roundup" reaction that made it hard to see letters on the screen, watching Serena's little blue-eyed Wonder die slowly, wondering whether he was killed when a friend's retriever took a firm grip on him before dropping him in the road or when I scooped him up out of the road. He weighed three or four pounds. His last achievement had been climbing up to the shed roof. He seemed to die slowly, keeping some signs of life all through Saturday, but never recover consciousness. He was completely dead by Sunday morning.

A theory of mine that correlates with observation: Cats who have more human-like intelligence (e.g., who learn to recognize words) will grip your fingertip between their toes when you touch their paw pads--what a friend used to call "making hands" with their paws. Wonder had never done that while living, just as he'd never snuggled into my hand while living, because he took any attention from anyone but his mother as an opportunity to start a game. He'd had all the cuddles he needed; he would let me pick him up and put him in his cage for safekeeping overnight, but otherwise he wanted to race, chase, bounce, wrestle, bite, and climb. Whenever I touched his paw to check for full rigor mortis, he gripped my fingertip in his coma. But for testosterone, he might have been as clever as Serena. We'll never know.

Climate, Something We Can Do About 

As mentioned in the heated debate below, when you use a flatphone or tablet or anything "cloud-based," you're not necessarily using a huge "data center"--but you're using a "data center" and feeding the alleged demand for bigger ones where more evil data mining will be done, assuming anyone survives  the damage they do to the land and the environment. Especially the warming. Do you really want all your future summers to be hotter than this one? I don't. It's not been a terribly hot summer but it's been quite hot enough for me. 

The thinking is that existing "data centers," which are already using too much water and electricity and space, generating too much warming, and probably costing more jobs than they generate after the building stage, won't be enough to handle all the data Microsoft wants people to store in "the cloud," so either we turn the fertile fields of Ohio into deserts of toxic waste or we hand all our data to China. 

An alternative is being intentionally ignored here. We can...just...correct a misstep, and move briskly forward, without putting any data into "the cloud." We can demand private, personal data storage on our own computers, out of reach from any other point in cyberspace, or no computers at all. That is not what Microsoft wants, nor is it what Microsoft investor Donald Trump thinks he wants, because instead of selling new computers it will revive a demand to keep on using older computers at least until the corporations roll out new ones that meet the older standards. But if we think more than five years ahead--which may be difficult at Trump's age, but should be easier for most of us--it's a total win-win. Less waste, more functional computers, we get to keep the Internet, and if China wants to let its ruling party destroy resources it badly needs to solidify its tyrannical control over its people, we let China find out for itself that that's a bad plan...and may even be able to help China pick up the pieces after its crash.


Meanwhile,  over at dVerse, David Ben Alexander achieved a seadna in English. 


A seadna (presumably pronounced "SHAH-dna") is one of those old Celtic verse forms that aren't usually attempted in English. It has lots of rules:  For each stanza, lines have to alternate between 8 and 7 syllables, no exceptions. (Doable.) Lines 1 and 3 must rhyme with each other, as must lines 2 and 4. (Right.) The last word of lne 3 must also rhyme with an "important" word somewhere in line 4. The last syllable of line 1 must alliterate with the first stressed syllable in line 2. The last word of line 4 must alliterate with an "important" word just before it, and the more "internal rhyme" within and between lines 3 and 4, the better. (I am now officially lost.) So far, all seadnas written in English have expressed primarily the thought "Look, I did this!", but in theory someday someone may write a really good one.

Here is a bit of Bad Poetry inspired by the seadna form. As you may observe, although it's almost impossible to force English words into the correct form, if you just relax and use as much internal rhyme and alliteration as possible attempts at seadnas in English can be sort of fun...and if you ban all things "cloud-based" from your life, you can take away the basis for the claim that we need to follow China down into techno-hell.

Future summers' weather hottier,
Heavier than this summer's was,
Thirst amidst a waste of water:
First thing those flatphones can cause.

China thinks "need data chewer"?
China thought they needed Mao.
China thinks change can secure
Pure data? Who knows how?

China's junk is sinking, flaming!
Typhoon on the China Sea!
We see rich men (no names naming)
Claim the whole world's bound to be

Chained to China in pollution,
Wasting all our good green Earth;
Cry for fission, fracking, fusion,
"For pollution boosts wealth's worth."

Friends don't let friends use the flatphone!
Microsoft? Just bar the door!
Of China's bad ideas that one's
Outshone all that failed before.

There will be no cloud-based Internet for me. If you call yourself Green, there shouldn't be for you, either. Take that flatphone back to the store. See if they'll give you a refund.

Music 

Harry Chapin.


Dee Dee Sharp.


NeilDiamond.


Len. 


Stan Rogers.



Politics 


Found on the Mirror. 

Friday, August 28, 2026

Web Log for 8.27.26

I have about three days' worth of hard transcribing left to finish before resuming regular blogging, and then, as noted, my priority is going to be downloading, printing, saving, rather than making any new commitments, unless and until the Internet stabilizes. I did make the time for a few quick links and rants.

First a longish rant:

I don't know why the Bad Neighbor even bothered spraying poison on the fruit of the Fabulous Feral Peach Tree. Maybe the odd jobs man offered him one of the peaches I let the odd jobs man take home, and the only way he can react to normal human good will, any more, is to do evil. Anyway the tree's been sprayed. Its fruit and most of its leaves were not even left to rot, but stripped. And the sun is finally shining, bringing out bright orange "jewels" on my jewelweed--what's left of it. The hummingbirds are not pollinating those flowers, because they have been poisoned. The goldenrod, galinsoga, and rudbeckias aren't likely to be pollinated either. There were Blue Swallowtail and Zebra Swallowtail caterpillars right in the not-a-lawn, this summer, where their host plants are; both left trails of holes in leaves but neither ever became a butterfly. The few wasps who've made it through this summer are not pollinator species.

There were no strawberries this spring. There were no raspberries, no cherries, and no blueberries. The weather did enough to make that the case but the weather had human help.

I think the Bad Neighbor has to know by now that he's not going to get the land. If I see any possibility of his outliving me, old and sick as he currently is, I'll think that protecting others from a sociopath like him is worth going to prison for--in that scenario I wouldn't have much time to lose in any case. This land is not ever going to belong to him.

Some people are, however, likely to outlive me, without committing murder, and if the Bad Neighbor's heirs want this land all that desperately, they can earn a place in the line of succession; they are cousins, though Virginia law does not require me to recognize them as such. (Virginia law requires people to recognize third cousins but allows us to treat our third cousins once removed like strangers, if we feel like it.) Having a chance to inherit my beleaguered, badly damaged, but still scenic and historic, home will involve, at a minimum, getting the Bad Neighbor out of Virginia for the rest of his miserable days--if he is in fact a veteran, put him in a VA facility, on a locked ward--and waiting to inherit the place until the year 2070. Some of these kids have the genetic potential to be active and healthy in 2070. If they agree to do those things and succeed in doing them, payment for a mentiion in the will may be open to negotiation. Payment will, of course, be considerable; they will not get a legacy merely for doing what common decency should have prompted them to do twenty years ago. 

As all my neighbors should know by now, "negotiation" does not mean haggling. If, for instance, the Evil Principle suggests to anyone that a little more harassment might get you a better deal, be advised that it will end all negotiation. Negotiation will depend with a secured, permanent end to all harassment and property damage and will be facilitated by prompt, steady restoration of all damage done. If anything that might have happened naturally is repaired once, and needs repair again in the next five or ten years...I recommend that all would-be heirs work together to ensure that I don't have to repeat any repairs again in this lifetime. If a water pipe bursts under natural conditions, such as prolonged subzero temperatures, don't let the thermometer peek back over the freezing point before you're up here ready to mend it. Never give the memory of having to re-plumb the house myself a chance to cross my mind. Would-be heirs should give me no chance to remember what a leaking roof looked or sounded like, either, or a sticking door, a broken lock, a loosened wire, or any other of the Bad Neighbor's stupid pranks. It wouldn't be a bad idea for would-be heirs to camp outside the fence and make sure no other evildoers can do any further trespassing.

Just by way of an example...There used to be an open driveway that crossed the road, at an oblique angle, and connected with another driveway, making it easy for drivers to turn around. Someone whose vision and precision were starting to fade wanted the driveway widened a little to make turning around easier. It could have been done, at the time, with another neighbor's cooperation. Before my path crossed that neighbor's path, however, some drunken idiots drove up and roared around in trucks and got themselves stuck and damaged the water line. I generously offered them a chance to pay. They didn't pay. Everyone has seen the consequences. The wide open driveway has been replaced by a gate and a walkway that will just admit a small, temporary-use-type wheelchair. Other changes in landscaping and decorating have likewise been made to discourage trespassers. 

Better security against trespassers even straying off the paved highway into the neighborhood is the first step toward any possible restoration of former conditions. For hundreds of years the only people here were members of a close-knit family who all knew and trusted one another like family. Fences existed only to manage cattle; when our elders went out they not only left doors unlocked, but left notes on doors telling everyone where they'd gone, when they'd be back, and what visitors were welcome to do while waiting for the hosts to come home. People started leaving when that system started to feel as if it wasn't working. Eliminating the Bad Neighbor could bring back our friends-and-family system, but that would take full cooperation from all concerned. Not only should we all be sleeping safely at night, not only should adult cats be safe outdoors at night; we should all be able to let chickens roam around safely in the daytime. Bantam chickens.

The use of the land will be a condition of the legacy, too. Without a miracle, I will not live to see my land restored to the condition in which my parents left it to me--but its heirs will ensure that it gets into that condition, if they want to keep it. It will be 100% chemical-spray-free, covered in native and fruit-bearing plants and trees. It will have chinquapins again. It will have rock lettuce. It will have morels, wild strawberries, ginseng, goldenseal, and bloodroot. It will have boxwood, privet, and flybush--but only in hedges where native shrubs might grow too tall. If they have to be the Chinese or English varieties, it will have chestnuts. It will be maintained bear-free and coyote-free, but it will be the home of deer and possums and skunks and other creatures that coexist with cats. Or other heirs will have a right to take it over. If unable to get every one of the plants I've loved to grow again, what a pity, go back to the city.

If the Bad Neighbor's heirs don't actually want the land and are embarrassed by his doing so much evil "to get it for them," they may so signify by simply institutionalizing what their unfortunate side of the family has for a patriarch, signing over his land as partial compensation for the damage he's done, and getting themselves out of Virginia. (Keeping him in an institution a good long way from here is of course presupposed. I think he should be in New Orleans, where he can think about the water people drink down there and why it's such a horrible thing to pollute a mountain spring, every time he lowers his face and smells it; but I'll consider places further west as being likely to feel more like punishment.)

The existence of old fools like this wretched third cousin of mine is the reason why we can't revive even the ideal of a patriarchal society. Most men don't live long enough to be patriarchs. Most wives become widows. And even when men do live long enough to have learned something, what they've learned may be pure evil. People who want to preserve families and look up to elders would do better to think of the default definition of "elders" as being female. 

Cybersecurity

Microsoft's boybosses imagine that, if they let a computer work for six hours at a time, somebody's going to be able to steal the codes and re-create Microsoft's software programs. Wake up and smell the coffee, Microsoft. This week's statistics: 28,000 visitors using Chrome; 4000 using Firefox; 3, yes, one two three visitors using Edge. The pushy "updates" and clumsy efforts to shove everyone through the "Microsoft Store" page make Microsoft's current products about as wix as wix can be. People use Windows as an "operating system" because it came with the computer but at the shop people are enthusiastically replacing Windws with Linux. I doubt very much that anybody's interested in the code for Microsoft Edge. 

They're interested in the money people feel cheated out of. You protect that by (1) not doing financial transactions online, and (2) bringing Microsoft products up to the standards of Windows ME--y'know, nothing but the browser can connect to the Internet, so you never notice any "updates" and the computer just processes words and data as fast as its operator can type for year after year after year, interrupted only when its operator turns it off I have seen computers built before 2015 flash "wait" graphics when I was typing over 150 words per minute, which is not altogether unreasonable, but the awkward shape of laptop computers pulls even my speed down to something like 50 words per minute and even then Windows 10 flashes a "wait, somebody wants to 'update' something" message before I can finish a sentence or arrow-key up to the top of the page. Nobody would EVER want to reproduce Windows 10, Microsoft. Nobody liked Windows 8 and nobody likes Windows 10 and nobody who is paying attention would touch Windows 11 with a bargepole. Set your minds at rest.

And, of course, you help the whole world save energy and reduce real, serious local warming by blowing away "the cloud," equipping all computers with hard drives and printers, and reminding everyone that personal transactions such as banking and paying bills, as well as any records or documents anyone wants to keep, still need to be kept on paper--the more secure, private way. Anyone might be able to hack into Microsoft but sensible customers' information won't be compromised by that since we never "tell" a computer anything we wouldn't want to see in the newspaper. 

Save the only Earth we have, Gentle Readers. Stop using anything "cloud-based" now. Every phone call, every terribly cute plagiarism-generated picture of kittens playing musical instruments (yes, I laughed), is a pretext to put a huge, loud, heat-generating "data center" in your town. If you think this summer's been hot enough already, there is something you can do about it. Send your flatphone or tablet or other "cloud-based" electronics back to the manufacturer, demand a refund, and don't use anything similar until we get a federal law against putting any "data centers" within a mile of any land where anyone's ever lived, any wildlife have ever lived, or any crop's ever grown. (That might put limits on the amount of "cloud" anyone could use...which would be another very good thing.) Shop, pay bills, do business, and socialize in the real world. Store data on paper or on data storage devices that you keep in your office, NOT "in the cloud." 

Logic, Lack of 

Two out of three of the people who've been using Yougov.com are incapable of simple logical thought:


Some vaccines have been tested long enough, and found to prevent deadly enough diseases, that they can be considered safe and effective and used by people who don't claim to be absolute total vegans or absolutely kosher. However, if people believe a vaccine to be effective, vaccinating themselves, and perhaps their own children, is all they can logically ask. If the vaccine does prevent a disease that may disable or kill you, then it's enough for me to have it to protect myself; it makes no difference to me (even if I know you personally, and miss you) if you choose not to have it because you want to earn a martyr's crown. I think no vaccine should be given, required, or asked about in schools. If I believe my health and safety depend on your vaccination, then I believe the vaccine doesn't work as advertised, and I want you to have it for reasons that do not include your well-being; I am your enemy, and you should be working to ban me from your children's school. We can't have it both ways. Logical thinkers may think schools should teach lessons about the history of vaccines and which ones have been safe and effective, but they cannot think vaccines should be required.

(Some will say "But what about severely immune-compromised people who are unlikely to survive having any more vaccines than they've already survived?" I say that at some point people have to take some responsibility for their own health. We can't demand that everyone on Earth have experimental vaccines that may or may not even slow down the spread of a disease just so that people who should be self-isolating can go on indulging in high-risk behavior. If people who are HIV-positive want to mingle in society, they've made a decision to take a risk. Everyone is sorry, but nobody else is to blame when some sort of pathogen, including the pathogens that some claim are "shed" into the air by vaccinated patients, gets into an AIDS patient's lungs and kills him. I agree, not all AIDS is transmitted by voluntary behavior and diseases are horribly unfair. We do not live in a fair world. If you're poz and you want to live, quarantine yourself. Avoid going out where you might pick up a flea, a norovirus, a mosquito...)

Music  

Kentucky Headhunters. At the time when this song came out one of my sisters was regarded as a stabilizing influence, if not a baby-sitter, for some other children the same age. She guided them to think through the consequences of some childish bad ideas but one day, while in Bristol, she lost her head and spent money foolishly. As a result there exists a parody of this song beginning, "Oh let's all go down to Bristol..."

(Sniffle. The child who composed that song died more than twenty years ago; the cause of his death was never clear but our Professional Bad Neighbor was up to his bad tricks...it might easily have been a chemical reaction. Many things doctors can't explain are chemical reactions, because the corporations don't want doctors studying the effects chemical reactions can have.)


Names

There are aptonyms, names that fit people so perfectly it's hard to believe they were given to the people as infants, as when a man whose family name was Doctor was also given "Doctor" as a first name and grew up to become a physician. Then there are inaptonyms..Gene Weingarten proposed this biography of a bold and talented spy whose family name was Coward.


Politics 


Found on the Mirror, and yes, one does wonder how long a political party can survive not having a positive platform of its own. Some people may enjoy the mudslinging and name-calling of an election, but even if they do, that's only a game. Serious people want to focus on serious ideas...not emotional reactions to persons, but ideas that start with individuals, or at most with local government, and often barely involve the federal government at all. 

Thursday, August 27, 2026

Web Log for 8.26.26

Forecast for the day: urgent cyberchores with a good chance of music.

I am counting the days left to "enjoy" the Internet. I recommend that youall do that too. The more of us walk out, refuse to use "cloud storage" devices, and let the Internet crash or be regulated so that it continues to serve rather than harming us, the better the chance of actually keeping it running this winter. We need to start saving and printing what we want to keep, exchanging real-world mailing addresses with our e-friends around the world, discarding (by returning to the store or manufacturer!) any electronics we have that don't have physical data storage. Microsoft needs to know that there's not going to be any need for any "data centers" and, further, that it is not God. Bezos, Zuckerberg, whoever else--all the "tech giants" need to know that they are still in trade and WE ARE THEIR CUSTOMERS. THEY DO WHAT WE SAY IF THEY WANT TO KEEP THEIR JOBS. 

For sure there will be no Microsoft allowed in this house after October--unless Microsoft loses their boyboss and pulls a 180. Probably there will be no Internet. Which means my whole neighborhood goes back into reality, where most of us have spent most of the last twenty years anyway. If these corporations want people to trust even our published writing and music to the Internet, they need to get back to the idea of doing the Internet our way

No "cloud." All computers must have physical storage. All computers must have a way to connect not only to 3.5" floppy disk drives but to 5.25" floppy disk drives. All new computers must be sold with printers. The actual cost of printing a page, two-sided, black and white, small print, must not exceed a penny a page.

No "updates." Amazon and Google and Microsoft might be allowed to pay us for permission to "update" our software while our computers are not in use, or they might learn to "update" their software in a way that does not affect ours. I prefer the latter.

No planned obsolescence. One computer per person per lifetime. No using up all the precious metal in the world, no turning China into a toxic waste dump. Your computer, the one you bought in 1983 if you were a real early adopter, needs to be repairable and usable through at least 2083.

Meanwhile...I may stop posting to this blog in October, or go back to posting only occasionally. Meanwhile, preparing to walk out is unavoidably going to occupy higher priority than building up this web site. There will be posts but, realistically, there probably won't be three posts a day with regular features until, unless, the Internet stabilizes.. 

Music 

Robert Gromotka.


Per the poem linked below...400-year-old harp music by John Dowland. 


Mid Mod Music.


Robin Schutz.


Ravi Shankar.


Midnight till Morning.



Reba McEntire.


Magic Castles.


Mae Estes.


Traffic. 


Radiohead.


The Who.


Dolly Parton. 


Neil Young.


Richard Marx.




Aukai.


Rod Stewart. 





Tom Petty.





Tyler Hubbard.


Moby Grape.


Corey Kent.


Mama Cass Elliot.


Logan Ryan Band.




Dumas Walker.


Obituary 

Dolly Parton, age 80. Never even thought about retiring. For all the surface silliness of her act, she was a Real Hillbilly, and a Real Southern Lady.



Poetry 

Well, Free Verse...call it a mission statement for this web site's music logs. The sound track of my online days is what e-friends send to me--a mad mix, the madder the merrier.


 

Tuesday, August 25, 2026

Book Review: On and Off the Ice

Title: On & Off the Ice

Author: Dorothy Hamill (with Elva Clairmont)

Date: 1983

Publisher: Knopf

ISBN: 0-394-85610-4

Length: 181 pages

Quote: "I felt that in a sense I was no longer Dorothy Hamill--I was the United States."

Dorothy Hamill started skating when she was eight years old. At nine, she decided to make it a career. Practice and more practice, working through pain, solid legs, a quiet and disciplined personality, and a beautiful face, can do a lot for a person. In just ten short years, Hamill was the world's champion skater, with an Olympic gold medal and dozens of other prizes in her collection.

This book is about skating, and that's about all. In between 1976 and 1983 Hamill found time to get married, help her mother recover from surgery for cancer, raise money for the American Cancer Society, and bury her grandmother; in the book she also mentions plans to have children. Those parts of her story touch on other people's stories, so we're not told much about them. There's not much about Hamill's education in the book, although she went to school; not much about friends or family; no mention of religion or politics. This is intentional. Part of Hamill's charm was a quiet, reserved manner. In this book, at least, she didn't tell people more than they were interested in knowing.

This quality makes On & Off the Ice a good, tasteful, family-friendly story that nine-year-old girls can share with their brothers without embarrassment. The personal memories Hamill shares are the ones that may be helpful to other young athletes: having to say no to other sports and concentrate on skating, having to "advance at a snail's pace" and perfect simple moves before doing fancy ones, being forbidden to chew gum while skating.

The vocabulary of this book is also accessible to nine-year-olds. Figure skating does have its own vocabulary, but if primary school readers want to learn about skating, they'll learn words like "axel," "camel," and "mohawk."

Later, after the other characters in the story were past embarrassment, Hamill published a more personal memoir for adult readers. Not "adult" in the sense of sex; "adult" in the sense that there's a lot of reminiscence about her parents' declining years. Buy the one that's more relevant to where you are in life. There is, of course, no reason not to read both.

Web Log for 8.25.26

Mostly off-blog cyberchores, with some music in between. Some real-world chores, also. And of course Serena's little blue-eyed Wonder, whose eyes are already starting to darken to gray, has to show off his new bounces and pounces every evening. 

Wonder is at the age where kittens still take a lot of naps, but if they're outdoor kittens you never see them napping. He spends his days playing with the adult cats. All three of them adore him. There may be boundary disputes in a few months; not now. Around dusk Drudge takes up a vigil over the yard. If anything tried to creep up on his little buddy...I don't believe Drudge is anything like as strong as Mac was, but then again I've never seen Drudge fighting mad. Drudge beats up Wonder's father regularly, but that's a game--they've never even nicked each other's ears. I think Drudge knows what he's practicing for, though. Anybody who tried to eat little Wonder would get something to remember. 

Males are expendable. A good male sacrifices himself for the young. For some reason I find this thought melancholy; possibly because, to me, Drudge still is young. 

Anyway nothing less than a bear, or a rabid dog, is going to interfere with Wonder's nightly dance performances while I'm on the not-a-lawn. The Bad Neighbor avoids witnesses. Bears avoid fires. So I think we're all reasonably safe, given that we're still in this far from safe world.

When it gets dark enough that I can't see Wonder through the flowers, it's bedtime. Wonder seems to understand this, as all his siblings did. He's not above the "just one more drink of water" game, but he knows when it's time to stop playing and bounce into his steel cage for the night. He complains loudly, though, if the door's not open for him to bounce out again at dawn.

Music 

Kaleo.


Pink Floyd.



Foreigner.


Eric Whitacre.


R.E.M.


Willie Nelson, who's touring and apparently not even hyping that it's the last tour before he retires. Who needs to retire merely because he's 93 years old? I stand with Willie Nelson. (Only readers over 60 get to say this.)


Tommy James and the Shondells.


Smokey Robinson.


Stevie Nicks.


Bob Dylan.


El Buho.


Ringo Starr.


Tom Petty.



Steve Miller.


Avishai Cohen.


Leonard Cohen.


Boogie Belgique.


Poetry 

How old were you when you first read this one? What impression did it make?


Some people have said that, for them, this is where poetry began--a thundering battle poem that's nothing at all like greeting card verse. In the novel (recently reviewed here) If I Were You (Deception), a little boy proves his courage by reciting it to a mad kidnapper (who likes it). I didn't have that experience. I was too young for the poem when I first read it, and for me poetry began with either Millay or Stephen Vincent Benet, I've never been sure which. But Byron's use of sound certainly is effective.

Petfinder Post: Cavalier King Charles Spaniel and Long-Haired Cats

Next on the list of dogs the Busybodies of Britain want you not even to be able to admire in dog shows is the Cavalier King Charles Spaniel. Admittedly that is a long, silly name, and dog shows might do everyone a favor by changing it.


Our first photo contest winner, Rasta from NYC. See below for contact and adoption information.

Changing the name to what? I don't know, but "Fuzzyflops" comes to mind, because this is the dog breed "fuzzy puppy" bedroom slippers try to look like. Smallish dogs with long hair and floppy ears and terribly cute faces. You probably have more respect for other breeds, but you can't not like a CKC Spaniel.

There is an historical reference. England's first King Charles, who ruled from 1625 to 1649, had shaggy hair. So did his courtiers, followers, and partisans--male as well as female. 


His father, King James of Bible-translation commission fame, was widely rumored to be bisexual, and he was able to persuade Princess Henrietta Maria to marry him only by proxy, but they learned to live with each other and had several children. He was probably heterosexual. Mostly, anyway. But he was a sickly little fellow with a speech impediment, and everyone had been disappointed when his healthier-looking older brother died. He told everyone he trusted only one barber;when Parliament refused to pay that barber Charles just let his hair grow. In his court men wore their hair in long flowing waves if possible, lace, jewelry, one-or-two-inch heels, and either flop-top boots or slippers with rosettes. About the only difference in men's and women's fashions that is obvious to modern readers is that men wore breeches and women wore long skirts. When they were outdoors both sexes also wore hats; when indoors they took the hats off.

Charles does not seem, in historical hindsight, to have been all that bad at his job--until his quarrels with Parliament reached the point where he not only tolerated censorship but tolerated the execution of well-off writers who published their own books, expressing dissenting religious opinions. Anyway Charles I was a liberal Protestant who married a Catholic and tolerated Catholic practices in England, and stricter members of the English Church wouldn't have it. The opposition party, in which men cut their hair short and were nicknamed Roundheads, took over and executed Charles for the crime of being king. A few years later the opposition leader who took over the leadership of the country was executed for the crime of having killed the king, and the British monarchy was restored. 

Anyway, Charles I liked spaniels. Apart from his setting fashions that appeared to be inspired by these shaggy little dogs, it's hard not to like spaniels. First a bloodline of spaniel dogs was named after him; then, as some breeders of King Charles Spaniels crossbred the dogs for fashionable looks, others attached the modifier "Cavalier" to the breed name, commemorating what King Charles' party were called.

Unfortunately, there were valid reasons for trying to diversify this breed's DNA. They inherit all of the "spaniel" traits people want not to have to own. They can be so devoted to their humans that they annoy the humans; some will follow their human from room to room, trying to sit on per feet whenever possible. They are cat-sized and, if anything, like to curl up in their humans' laps more than cats do. They are basically hunting dogs, though small, and tend to bolt away in pursuit of small animals, on walks, then drop their prey right on their humans' feet. Floppy ears can encourage ear infections; CKCs' hair is not a primary source of eye problems, but they can inherit more serious eye disorders. They are prone to genetic conditions that shorten their lives and probably cause the dogs considerable pain. It's been claimed that a majority of all CKC Spaniels will die from heart disease after age ten. Some seem to be born with skulls too small for their brains, as well. PETA scream that "so few dogs of this breed can be considered truly healthy" that the breed should just go extinct. 

If only PETA could be considered truly healthy...This organization was always run by left-wingnuts and always known for outspoken opposition to various practices that used, when Ingrid Newkirk was young, to be both common and genuinely cruel. Now they're transferring that outspoken opposition to the whole idea of people being free to own or keep pets. In a world where everyone works to pay rent on miserable little flats to an increasingly corrupt government, the only pets anyone will be able to afford will be alley rats and cockroaches. People who want to live in that kind of world especially don't like the house dogs that protect our privacy, our property, and our persons from attackers. Scratch those people, and out pops their eagerness to violate our privacy, our property, and our persons. 

Mullahs who proclaim that people lose blessings by having a watchdog are definitely un-American, and need investigation for any connections to anti-American organizations. It's very simple, Muslims living in the US. Americans generally like dogs. Who don't like dogs? Thieves don't. If you don't like dogs, be quiet, and consider therapy, to avoid labelling yourself a thief. Some Americans are sympathetic to cat phobia, but we're probably right to distrust a man who doesn't like dogs.

People more levelheaded than PETA recommend that you demand tests for genetic disorders and buy pedigreed dogs only if they're free from any bad genes, even if you intend to have your dog neutered, to ensure ethical breeding practices. In theory, DNA tests and early neutering could breed disease genes out of the pool. The average life expectancy for the breed is 10 to 15 years. Selective breeding for healthy CKC traits could boost that to 15 to 18 years.

So some people might want to own a CKC Spaniel just to show what we think of PETA, which is not unreasonable. It's hard to find pedigreed CKC's in shelters because the ones who aren't sleeping at someone's feet have probably been euthanized--for valid reasons--but it's easy to find crossbreeds who have that fuzzy-slippers-dog-face look and attitude of sycophantic adoration. Sometimes the crossbreeds may be healthier.

CKCs need lots of brushing, which is no problem--they enjoy it--and an occasional bath, which may be a harder sell to the dog. They benefit from having a fenced yard to keep rodent-free. Outside the yard they need to be on a leash. Because they are typically so attached to a human, they may need for their human to walk with them, which is a win-win; both parties can benefit from walking about a mile, altogether, every day. In installments.

Obesity can shorten the lifespans of little house dogs who stay close to a human who doesn't get enough exercise. The dogs love treats, especially scraps of what the humans eat, and the humans love giving them treats...and then the dogs gain weight at about the same rate the humans do, only it's much more weight in proportion to the dog's healthy weight of 12 to 18 pounds, and obesity aggravates any problem genes the dog has. This is among the breeds most likely to be buried under the tree where the foolish fat human places a row of five or ten memorial markers commemorating how Fluffy, Muffy, Tuffy, Buffy, Duffy, Huffy, Puffy, and Gruffy all died at ages under ten.

That motivation to please the human helps a dog learn commands and tricks, and thus seem "smart" to humans. CKCs can excel in dog sports where they compete against other dogs their own size. Some also do well as visiting or therapy dogs.

Just for comparison, here is a show-quality CKC to show how close crossbreeds like Rasta, shown above, can come:


Photo from Britannica.com.

Long-haired cats usually do not show an attitude of sycophantic adoration. They bring one out in the people who love them. They are included here, though, to be fair.

Zipcode 10101: Rasta (see above) 


Rasta is described as a cautious little dog who has some idea of how small he is, relative to everyone else, and needs time to feel confident about approaching people. He does well with calm adults, human or other, but is frightened by fast-moving, impulsive young creatures who are much bigger than he--so no young children live in his ideal home. A friendly, confident senior dog, on the other hand, might help him settle in.

Sammi fromNYC 


Sammi does not like other cats. Maybe they chased her off the food when she was living on the street--she was rescued when she was starving, down to five pounds. She's not all that small a cat. She does seem to like and trust humans and even tolerate having her underside tickled. 

Zipcode 20202: Sage from Westminster 


Rescued from a puppy mill, Sage is described as about twice the size a show quality Cavalier King Charles Spaniel is allowed to be. Either somebody filled out her web page on a computer with an "optical mouse" that bounces when the light flickers, or she was being kept by a dishonest, unethical, as well as inhumane, breeder. They're not sure about her DNA but say she's cuddly and trainable and won't be having puppies in any case. 

Chloe from Alexandria


Just why this super-fluffy cat became a "misfit" isn't clear--they don't have a full biography--but she's been through some horrible things. For one thing she's been declawed. She can't climb, so she'll never be safe outdoors. They think she's fairly well along in middle age. Who knows...I imagine that having all of my whole fingertip joints pulled off with tongs would age me, too. The surprising part is that she's still gentle and friendly enough to be up for adoption. 

Zipcode 30303: Eastland from Cumming


He's another shelter pup who acts as if he's learned the hard way that just about everybody is bigger than he is. He needs a quiet, gentle home. 

Aioli from Chattanooga


Aioli was rescued along with some kittens. She was eager to move the kittens out into the world...probably due to hormones telling her to go out and start the next litter, but the shelter put an end to that. She likes food and may need to have her weight watched for the first year or two since she's been spayed. She is described as friendly and snuggly but not overwhelming.

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(This will be replaced by a Petfinder Post later today.)

If you're seeing this, it's because I inadvertently left Kindle open on the laptop last night, which allowed Microsoft to butt in with more useless Microsoft Edge Updates. A Petfinder post will appear after the laptop recovers.

  

Monday, August 24, 2026

Web Log for 8.24.26

Animals 

Why did PETA lambaste Kristi Noem for shooting one dog, then turn around and support a Loony Lefty who killed thousands? (Actual numbers of animals A.M. El-Sayed "euthanized" are, to be fair, disputed, with one source claiming he ordered almost 5000 dogs gassed and another source saying it was only 1900; but nobody disputes that he hates dogs and killed a lot of them.) Because PETA, deep down, are not pro-animals. They want a lot of animals to be slaughtered by the new revolutionary government when land is redistributed so that we're all doomed to pay rent on slums forever and nobody can keep a pet. What they oppose is not that Noem's dog died but that Noem had a legal right to decide that it ought to die.


Lesson learned: don't send money to people who don't support private property rights. Scrutinize the goals of organizations you support financially, and if they run on about "change" rather than listing specific improvements they want to make, or blather about "communities" rather than specifying persons or policies, cut off the funds. Socialists have always tried to take over organizations with legitimate goals and subvert them--that's straight out of Marx. Organizations need to know that any support for anything socialist will cut off funding. 

I see no need to try to judge whether, e.g., Tracy Reiman at PETA is a horrible person. I think steady financial pressure to move away from socialist goals and agendas, toward useful ones, may make her a better person. And it will benefit the animals we want to help--that is, cats and dogs, and horses, and chickens, and bluebirds, not alley rats and roaches. 

It might be good for PETA if sponsors withheld funding until that organization got behind a movement to block construction of "multi-family housing" and help people rent-to-own some of the land that bitter-clinger "farming" corporations, like Driscoll's, should have to sell off towards compensation to the people they've harmed. That means own the land, Tracy. That means own animals. That means they can decorate and maintain and live in their own houses in their own way, not subject to your approval in any way. Breathe. It's all right. God is in charge of the world. You don't have to be. All you have to control is your own control-freaky self. You can live with other people's right to make their own choices.

Now, clinging to this web site's virtual hand if you need to, chew on this: The natural way people live with animals is that, when a beloved pet dies, they bond with its natural heir. That's the default. That's why we have songs like "Old Rattler left us years ago, but Rattler's pup is coming up" and books/movies like Bob Son of Battle and Thunderhead Son of Flicka. Only in unnatural, undesirable situations does any animal or person turn to any organization to supply home owners with watchdog or rat control benefits. Animal rescue organizations cannot be allowed to hold monopolies. Even animal rescue works better in private, independent animal sanctuaries, where the animals can have relatively natural lives, than in shelters where they're kept in cages. Although it's good to rescue animals from the custody of organizations, and this web site promotes doing that, we as a nation need to move back to the model where homeless animals can be cared for at the homes of recognized animal rescuers in the neighborhood or placed directly in new homes. And control freaks have no business in animal rescue. If you have those nasty control-freak tendencies, find another job now.

Music 

Well, it's sort of like music: Napoleon XIV.


Names 

Muslims like to boast that their names mean something. They do, and often that meaning turns out to be a lie. Consider the above-mentioned El-Sayed. His name basically has three parts. "Abdulrahman" means "servant of the Merciful One." Would a servant of the Merciful One have killed thousands of healthy dogs? "Mohamed" originally meant something like "praiseworthy" but, of course, it came to mean "prophet." What prophetic message has this idiot ever delivered, and has he ever done anything praiseworthy? Even "El-Sayed" means "the fortunate one." From his point of view, El-Sayed has indeed been fortunate to stay outside of an institution for this long. He should ride that lucky streak back to wherever his parents came from, and stay there. Meanwhile, the only part of his name we can use without lying is "El-Sayed." As far as this web site is concerned, he has no other name.

Web Log for 8.23.26

Nothing's been badly wrong with me or with the laptop--we've just been preoccupied with off-blog things.

Animals 

Crude, rude cartoon some cat owner Out There needs to see. Of course Serena and her kittens would never do anything like this...hah. If pushed to it, by confinement with a neglected litter box and punishment when they protested, they could probably think of worse things! Your cat wants all solid bodywaste removed within a few hours, all clumps of soaked clay removed while there's still a dry patch somewhere. Your reward for doing this is that the cat will stop thinking of creatively annoying ways to soil your personal property. (Nothing from the litter box flushes well but your cat may let you recycle dried-out clay.) Cat just wants not to step in anything that makes cat's paws smell or feel nasty. If you can safely let cat go out and use a sand pit, cat will be delighted to keep all bodywastes there, unless of course it's overcome by the same sort of uncontrollable reaction humans sometimes have, in which case cat will at least make a much smaller mess than you would, yourself.


Cows.


Green 

Another cartoon some people need to see...suitable for framing.


History 

Virtual tour of Eatonville, for those of us who are allergic to Florida. If Florida ever stops spraying poison on itself, it will be a duty and a pleasure for everyone to visit Eatonville. I've been there--in no physical condition to get out and appreciate the place.


Joe Jackson salutes Desmond Doss of Lynchburg, possibly the best-known (in a good way) Seventh-Day Adventist in the church's history. (Lots of well-known people, from Warren G. Harding to Ozzy Osbourne, have been ex-Adventists.) 


Doss didn't write a book, though one was written about him (and the author was so impressed that he went on to write a book about the Adventist church). This web site is a posthumous fan project. Doss was a quiet, private man during his lifetime.


Microsoft, Self-Destructive Hubris of 

I don't do this every day, but in order to see where we had the most readers I peered below the cover of the statistics page Google generates for all Blogspot blogs. We had approximately 19,000 readers using Chrome and TWO, count them, two whole visits from people using Edge. Because Microsoft's efforts to push Edge and other Microsoft products are making all Microsoft products wix, that's why. Only three years ago, Edge seemed to be very similar to Chrome; the sister whose information was stored in Edge on this computer had no complaints. It was merely that Edge was her browser and Chrome was my browser. That was all! But friends don't let friends use Edge, now.

Opera was what the poor little Sickly Snail used to have. This web site officially cheers for everyone Out There who is still putting up with Opera. More than are putting up with Edge.

Music 

Dolly Parton.


It came up in a discusion. Since this web site did US patriotic songs last week, why not? Why shouldn't readers in other countries get to laugh at the versions of your songs Google chooses to offer us? National anthems: New Zealand's.(Rock'n'roll version!)


Great Britain's. (And Google felt a need to apologize for there not being a pop-type video. Hah. A commenter thought the tune was "lugubrious." I had no idea what commenter was talking about until I heard the tempo at which it has to be played to be recognizable in the vastness of St Paul's Cathedral.)


Canada's.


Greece's.


Cornwall's. (Cornwall is not, strictly speaking, a nation, but that doesn't stop them claiming a good old traditional song as their "unofficial national anthem.")


South Africa's.


That takes care of Ellen Hawley's commenters' national songs but why leave out our own readers? Love and peace to all readers who are human, and a quick clean death to those who are bots. Singapore's. (No, I'm not seeing enough visits from Singapore to suggest another bot army.)


Germany's.


(Pause for US Christians to sing the hymns, in English, that we sing to this tune, just to clear our minds. This web site will stay entirely out of any question about whether the tune properly begins with "Glorious things of thee are spoken..." or "Praise the Lord, ye heavens, adore Him.")

France's. 


Hong Kong is not, technically, a nation either but Google lists this as its anthem:


Brazil's.


The Netherlanda'.


Japan's.


India's.


Sweden's.


Spain's. (The Spanish Marcha Real doesn't have official lyrics. This doesn't stop Spanish people from singing it. Lots of people have written words to this song; an official choice has never been made. So what's linked is just one of seveeral Spanish songs written to the tune of their national anthem.)


Belgium's.


Bangladesh's.


Vietnam's.


Russia's. (I'm not saying people who feel attached to Ukraine need to click. Actually I wish both countries would just stop quarrelling. Actually I think watching these videos of what people in all these countries choose for emblems builds a feeling that all people have something to preserve--and not sacrifice to war.)


In fact, though Google is not showing Ukraine on our Top 20 list for this week, here's a version of their song, too, to spare people the trouble of complaining. I didn't choose a video knowing it would end with "We Are All Brothers And Sisters. THE WAR MUST END" on the screen, but I endorse the thought.


Argentina's.


Turkiye's.


There

The "All in the Family" song. 


Steeleye Span.


Neil Diamond.


Dee Dee Sharp.


Deana Carter.


The Drifters.


Don Henley.


Joe Cocker...I'll admit, I think (1) the video is full of anachronism and (2) Joe Cocker, being his real age, and all these images of people in their early teens, mix badly and really bring out the smutty quality of the song, which tends to be lost in nostalgia when we listen to the original version. I don't think he meant to make a video that might have been called "Dirty Old Man Who Can't Sing." I suspect the cavorting teenagers are meant to be memories of his younger self and friends. But that's not what comes to mind first.


The Jamies.


Keith Urban.


Red Clay Strays.


Cody Johnson.


Ella Langley.


Lainey Wilson.


Little Texas.


Graham Parker.


The Band. 


Weather 

Virginians will never forget Camille (even if we weren't in Virginia when "she" landed). New Orleanians will never forget Katrina. Floridians will never forget Andrew. Those used to be human names. Not any more. Though I do wish the Weather Service would stop wasting perfectly good human names on hurricanes.