Wednesday, October 8, 2025

Book Review: You Can't Go Home Again

No worries, Gentle Readers. Your e-books are still in the computer, assuming they arrived in a format the computer can read. (Many Kindle e-books didn't, or if they did the computer can't read them any more.) I have just been too busy in the real world to make the time to read them. I will be working on this and will try to post more reviews of books that might suggest Halloween costumes, to go with Karen McSpade's newest (look for it on the 28th of October). More wet days like this one--as long as the cables hold up!--will bring more new book reviews. For today, here's the announcement of a classic:

Title: You Can’t Go Home Again

Author: Thomas Wolfe

Date: 1938, 1992

Publisher: Harper Collins

ISBN: 0-06-080986-8

Length: 576 pages

Quote: “I mean do you think you can really go home again?”

He can (and does) and he can’t; that’s the point of this novel.

Could George Webber’s sense of having lost and found “home” have been explained in fewer than 576 pages? Yes, but then readers would lose all the sketches of the people he meets in his travels. Wolfe’s talent was such that, even though most of these people appear in just one short vignette apiece, the book as a whole would be poorer without their stories. They’re good sketches; you just might recognize your grandfather in one of them.

Having been written in the 1930s, Wolfe’s stories of what Americans call the Great Depression are clear-eyed, with no “good old days” sentimentality. Life was hard for many people. Too many things had changed too quickly to suit many people. Neither Wolfe nor his character would be likely to have lapsed into “the world’s falling to pieces because all you younger people are fools” maunderings if they’d been alive in 1992. (Actually, as I recall, most people of their age hadn’t really got there even in the 1960s, when many of my generation were, however, too busy yelling about hair lengths and curfews to notice.) One gets the impression that if Wolfe were still around, he’d recognize his characters in the styles their kind of people are wearing today.

This is not a very plotty novel. Many of the characters aren’t shown doing anything; some are “caught” at the time of their deaths. Webber moves rather passively through a gallery of snapshots, noticing everything, doing little. He’s a writer—when fired up to action he sits down and writes something (which is seldom shared with readers). He sees, hears, feels, and sometimes empathizes, and gradually, although Webber is not a teenager and You Can’t Go Home Again is not usually classified as a young adult novel, he grows up. He does not solve a mystery, commit or prevent a murder, make or lose a fortune, have a mental breakdown, or even have sex under conditions Wolfe deems relevant to his story, although he watches other people doing these things. He just travels, meets people, and ponders the question of where a novelist from a small town in North Carolina can live.

Political correctness as we know it hadn’t been invented in 1938. Webber is not a hater, but he is politically incorrect; he talks about people the way many men of his age and type actually did. He feels sympathy for neighbors whom he knows by name as well as by the then p.c. collective term “Negroes,” then feels cheap contempt for strangers whom he classifies by the illiterate variant from of “Negroes.” His wife is Jewish, yet he professes revulsion for “the rouged lips of Jewesses.” I don’t like this, didn’t like it when Webber’s generation were talking this way, but all I can say about it in this book is that Wolfe has the dialect down. People that age who weren’t haters would casually use the vocabulary of hate speech to describe people different from themselves whom they happened not to like

(Some of my generation learned the habit, and, if particularly unintelligent, still have it. Talking to an employee who is unmistakably triracial, threatening a neighborhood where some of the people who belong don't even have to tell people they're Black, our Professional Bad Neighbor tried to threaten to "sell to n*s." The man's brain rot spreads daily. He wasn't born that way--another point for glyphosate. Still, the point clearly being made was that he didn't mean the illiterate-variant-form-of-"Negroes" for whom he was expressing cheap contempt to include local Black people--presumably he meant the slum dwellers that have been imported into Kingsport, wholesale, contagious diseases and all.)

In 1938 it would not have been realistic for Webber, or for Wolfe, to have been confronted with this vestige of institutionalized bigotry or asked to change it, yet Webber does have to confront hate in the way his generation did. For Webber the confrontation is more close and personal than it might have been for our grandparents; he goes to Germany and sees what increasingly extreme forms of hate look like, he feels his alienation from people who might otherwise have been his friends when he sees them conforming to the pressure to become serious haters. It’s this shock treatment, this exposure to the viciousness hate can produce, that empowers Webber to work out where his home is and reconcile himself to his own people.

Without spoiling whatever suspense the novel has, let’s just say that it has, historically, satisfied liberal readers—if they weren’t completely alienated from the book by the minor and temporary ugliness of Webber’s alienation. 

Books I Don't Plan to Read

Long & Short Reviews asked. Let's put it this way. I don't plan to buy a lot of books, although I would if I were rich, because I am not rich. I've inherited the home libraries of a few friends so I already own a lot of books I've yet to read.

I do not sit down and say to myself, "Eww ick, that's a bestseller, so it can't be any good. I will not read anything by James Patterson or John Grisham or Jude Devereaux or Stephen King or Danielle Steel..." I don't feel much need to boost those authors, but I have read some of each one's books. There are reasons why they're so popular. There are less popular authors who deserve more attention from more discerning readers. Boosting their signals is what book blogs are for. But I see no reason to deny that readers get more than material for Freudian fantasies out of bestsellers. Some books that have reached the bestseller lists are actually pretty good.

I don't say "Eww ick, no books in this or that genre or by this or that type of writer," either. There are genres in which I expect to enjoy more books than others. There are genres I'm not really qualified to criticize. I'll read just about anything.

I just passively plan to read the popular books when I'm all caught up on everything else I want to do. Realistically, it's possible that that might happen, but it's not likely. 

I'm aware that popularity...well...you remember how in high school you'd been a good friend over the years, but someone else had more expensive stuff, so at some point somebody said something like "I like whatever it is that you and I do but I can do that any old time whereas this may be the only chance I eeeevvvver get to ride in X's new car..." and you felt betrayed? Popularity for books works something like that. Bestseller numbers are shaped when big-city bookstores order a few hundred copies at a time before throwing a big book party celebrating a new release by a big corporate publisher. If your book sold to a small publisher or an academic publisher or even a large denominational publisher, that won't happen. If your book expresses a viewpoint the monster corporations don't like...you can become a successful author, working with small publishers, self-publishing, even starting your own publishing house if you happen to be as brilliant as J.I. Rodale or Thich Nhat Hanh, but your books may never be on the New York Times bestseller list. And, well, discovering authors like J.I. Rodale and Thich Nhat Hanh does happen to be one of this web site's main goals.

If and when I have a physical bookstore I don't expect it to be big enough to need lots of copies of the bestsellers of the week, but I expect to order them on demand.

I expect to stock books that aren't featured in the big-chain bookstore on the mall. Books whose appeal might be considered "academic" because they're serious science, well researched history, or just books that tend to appeal to educated readers. Christian books, and other books by people who take other religious traditions seriously. True Green books, as distinct from Poison Green. Books that J.I. Rodale would have published, before Rodale Press was swallowed by the European monster Penguin has become. Books that those who want global tyranny want to ban.

People can always buy bestsellers on the mall...but that doesn't mean I want to ban bestsellers. I just figure that a book that's on the bestseller list this week is going to be available for a dime in aid of charity next year, whereas a new writer nobody's heard of yet needs a sale now.

Tuesday, October 7, 2025

Book Review: Better Homes & Gardens Applique

Book Review: Better Homes & Gardens Appliqué

Author: Better Homes & Gardens magazine staff

Date: 1978

Publisher: Meredith Corporation

ISBN: 0-696-00435-6

Length: 96 pages

Illustrations: full-color photos and templates

Quote: “Even a beginner can create the vibrant, attractive floral pillows.”

Appliqué is a quick and easy craft; the challenge is finding the perfect material, not perfecting the skill of cutting it out and tacking it together. These are fun projects for Scouts, for middle school sewing classes, for parents and children. Because the work goes fast and can be done by alert patients in bed, appliqué is also nice for people with disabilities; I suppose this comes to mind because, when my wheelchair-bound grandmother lived with us (I was seven years old), one of the things she and I did was make coordinating appliqué curtains for all the windows in the house.

So, what will this book show you how to make? Pillows, window shades, a “game banner” with pockets for game boards and pieces, quilts, toys, curtains, wall hangings, tablecloths, napkins, gift boxes, sleeping bags, even a “soft headboard,” and if the perfect pattern for what you want to make isn’t in the book, at least reading the book will give you a good idea of how to make the pattern you want.

Better Homes & Gardens Appliqué offers a thrifty way to recycle worn-out, out-of-style clothes without losing any memories that may be attached to them—even polyester, in 1978 when people were discarding masses of polyester—and entertain children, convalescents, and also nurses or baby-sitters.  

Web Log for 10.6.25

Excuses, Latest, Feeble 


(Drawing from Annie R. Allen's Blog with Ruth Harris)

When you don't check your e-mail because you can no longer look at a screen of e-mail that does not contain a book somebody wants you to read...and you know you have only the one pair of eyes...and only 24 hours in the day, during at least 4 of which you'll be asleep whether or not you stay at the computer...and the books never stop coming, and about half of them do sound like something you'd want to read, once... 

I will find a way to deal with this. Eventually. 

Poetry 

For anyone who needs help falling asleep...


Youth Behaving Well, Sort Of 

Greta Thunberg, looking (if possible) more baby-faced at 22 than she did at 16, confirms that she really is autistic. The mob scene that met her in Athens must have jangled every nerve she's got to the point of pain. And any woman would have to be autistic, or catatonic, to sustain that obsession with the "evil" being done to Palestinians after watching the video Hamas goons published, boasted of, of what they had done on 10.7.23. 

Sorry, Greta. When Palestinians themselves care enough about what's being done to them to surrender, hand over the Hamas goons, and make vows of total nonviolence, it will be possible to listen to your speech and think something other than "Brave...and beautiful...and brilliant...and wrong." 


We all know what the Bible says about those who've taught her wrong. May God guide her into the company of people who can teach her that the greatest evil Hamas did two years ago was to themselves and their cause. 

Petfinder Post: Abyssinian Cats and

This week's photo contest was suggested by the news that Petfinder actually has enough adoptable Abyssinian cats to make a photo contest possible. Abyssinians are still a bit of a fancy breed, the ones with pedigrees are absurdly expensive, but these big-eared, very pointy-headed, distinctively brindled cats are becoming more common in the US. 

This is not necessarily good. Purebred Abyssinian cats can carry nasty genes for blindness and anemia. If you adopt one from a shelter, however, you only need to consider whether this individual cat shows genetic medical problems since part of the contract is almost always that the cat won't be reproducing whatever genetic flaws it may carry. 

As a breed Abyssinians are described as friendly and sociable, wanting to be where their humans are, but likely to prefer a good fast game to a cuddle. The name indicates their origins in Ethiopia. They were thought to look "exotic" and "wild." 

Zilpha Keatley Snyder once wrote a novel called The Witches of Worm, for young readers, about a girl who rears an orphan kitten despite often feeling that her "Aby" looks defective, ugly, or evil, and even projecting her own unwelcome thoughts onto it. While it's just a baby with its ears folded up and its coat color a blur of dirty gray, she names it "Worm." She concludes that it's a natural animal and takes responsibility for her own thoughts at the end, though. Good luck finding a copy of this book; it never was a super seller...but it was a pretty good teaching story about what was known, in the 1970s, about rearing orphan kittens.

These shelter cats are not purebred, pedigreed "Abys." Shelters do occasionally get those but there are waiting lists for pedigreed cats; they very seldom turn up on Petfinder. The cats on the Petfinder page for Abyssinians are either known to be crossbreeds despite not having the classic Abyssinian look, or thought to have the look even though their ancestry is unknown.

Zipcode 10101: Duchess from Ringwood, NJ 


Duchess was the mother cat sent to a shelter with, and possibly because of, her kittens. The kittens have been adopted; the mother cat is still looking for a good home. She is young, friendly, healthy, already spayed, and known to behave well with other cats.

Zipcode 20202: Angelica from Herndon 


The organization has harbored control freaks in the past and may have some still. Angelica is about a year old, still a frisky kitten who needs another kitten to play with, and (going by photo evidence) a bit overfed, possibly having been trained to snuggle with a few too many food treats. She does cuddle, they say, though she likes to play with other cats, or humans including school-age children, and she's "still making up her mind about" quiet, friendly dogs. 

Zipcode 30303: Kurama from Cartersville 


Her web page lists a cringe-inducing alternate name with no explanation of why it was hung on her. All they say is that she's had some veterinary care and is fit to be adopted. 

Now on the dog side...a dog breed that might be considered fancy, because pedigreed individuals can be overpriced, yet is well represented in shelters would be the American Staffordshire Terrier. Obviously related to the original English breed, these dogs' ancestors now have their own separate breed registry. They may trigger "pit bull" phobias: they are small short-haired terriers. The typical temperament associated with this breed is, however, friendly, loyal, and good with children. There are a lot of them because at one time they were among the most popular breed for family pets. They are absolutely not pit bulls. They are strong, determined, and not to be messed with, just the same. Terriers who live with good dog owners are generally good dogs.

Zipcode 10101: Finn from NYC 


Just a year-old puppy, Finn likes to play and snuggle. He's good with other dogs; he has no experience of cats or children. He seems cleverer than the average pup, liking puzzle toys but solving them quickly. He could benefit from discipline, affection, and training. He weighed 32 pounds when his web page was last updated and will probably weigh more, in healthy bone and muscle in another year.

Zipcode20202: Sister from Texas by way of DC 


For a terrier she's oversized, over 50 pounds even with that trim little waistline, and it didn't boost her stock with her original humans when she had a batch of puppies none of which survived. There will be no more puppies. If you like a relatively big, strong dog who has had some basic training and is known to be friendly and gentle, reserved but friendly with other dogs, and good with children, Sister might be the dog for you. Her price is high but includes transportation as well as her veterinary bill. 

Zipcode 30303: January from Atlanta 


She was brought to a shelter with eleven puppies, so the dog and puppies were named after the months of the year. The dog is still unadopted. She's described as incompletely trained, apt to pull on the leash when walking with a human, but very friendly. She has no experience with children.

Monday, October 6, 2025

Election Rant That Outgrew a Web Log

Fellow Virginians, the campaign is getting so bad that I'm starting to believe the Democrats do intend for it to be this bad. 

Even a week ago, when Angry Abbylab Spambucket spewed forth another advertisement telling YouTube viewers to hate Winsome Earle-Sears because she represents the majority's political views, I was thinking it had to be just that Angry is so hard to work with that her own staff are sabotaging her. And stupid enough not to realize it? I had a harder time with that one. Maybe she thought she needed to throw the election to the Black candidate? She does have a site called WorstOfWinsome.com, and the Worst of Winsome is still more winsome than the best of Angry.

Then they let the boys out. Virginia's State House has had some decent Ds who might have been good Attorneys General, but the Loony Lefties running that party these days probably didn't even ask them if they wanted to run. They nominated this hater.


I don't know Mr. Miyares, who must be our next Attorney General, and his campaign ads have not exactly made my fingers ache to hold a ballot, but at least this apparent trainwreck of a campaign is starting to make sense. The Ds aren't trying to convince anybody that they represent anybody's actual interests, or that they are decent human beings, or even that they're competent campaigners. This campaign is one big flip-off to We The People. It's a very elaborate (and expensive, and they plan to send the bill to us) way of saying "We don't have to give a dahm what the voters think or want. We can count on enough votes from handout-dependent urban voters, even if they hate everything we say and do and are, that we can afford to run a campaign that spits hate in the voters' faces." 

The Angry Spambucket may not be planning to hang "White" and "Colored" signs over the water dispensers at the Governor's Mansion, but if she ever gets control of any public water supply you can count on her to block her opponents' access to water. 

If people who are as arrogant and hostile as Angry and That Young Man with the Name That Sounds Like an Alias get control of, say, the idea of their managing the public health in another epidemic, or plandemic...you can count on them to understand that the unstated goal is to set a precedent for trampling over the public's right to privacy, or choice, while getting rid of as many older voters who remember better politicians as possible.

If they get control of the schools, you can count on them to sigh and wail as they report that the incidence of major mental illness, requiring multiple drugs and probably surgery, has skyrocketed in our public schools during the last ten years, and call for an investigation that's been ordered to find a comparable incidence in home and private schools.

And of course they want to let convicted felons vote. Sounds Like an Alias can relate so well to the way convicted felons think.

Things to start doing:

1. Watch your D neighbors. Drive them to the polls early, then give them things to do at an all-day-long post-election party to make sure they don't continue voting. It would be worthy of Sounds Like an Alias, not of us, to serve them sweets made from chocolate laxatives. Knockout drops in their drinks are also a bad idea. But we can ply them with enough different flavors of steak, shrimp, pie, and ice cream that the ones inclined to gluttony become torpid and harmless for the rest of the day. Lead them to a TV room stocked with reclining chairs. With any luck they'll be snoring in their chairs at ten o'clock on the Wednesday morning. If you know that their reaction to alcohol involves harmless loss of consciousness, ply them with more and "better" liquor than they could normally afford, too.

2. Involve the public in a contest to choose the best set of lyrics about Sounds Like an Alias to fit this tune: 


Qualifying songs should use the phrase "Felons' Friend," "Would-be Baby Killer," and/or "Leftist Fascist" in their refrains, linking these phrases with "Mr. Jones." All qualifying songs should be played on as many radio shows, at as many times of day, as possible. 

3. Have polite, friendly conversations with people who depend on your tax money for part of their living, whether they are retired, disabled, government employees, or homeless panhandlers. Help them to understand that it's not physically possible to keep the pensions rolling. Assure them that people working for budget cuts want to allocate more money for disability pensions, funding whatever is relevant to an individual disability even in the absence of a large group of people who seem likely to benefit from exactly the same thing...and, for everyone else, encourage more new business, especially in Anonymity Protection Centers that block businesses from storing any data that contains strings of nine or ten digits.

4. Take known D voters in for COVID boosters on the Monday evening. The goal is not to cause them all to be unconscious or dead on Election Day. It is to promote peace of mind by ensuring that they have the sort of "health care" they are known to want. Whether or not that leaves them fit to vote is in the hands of Fate.

5. Don't waste postage on mail advising D voters that their polling place has been changed, however funny the locations you may be thinking of may be. Do line the block outside the polling place with R campaign signs. Hire platoons of nice retired Rs to stroll around outside the polling places making R noises such as "Good morning! Isn't it a beautiful day to be happy in the Lord! I can hardly wait to see our Winsome in the Governor's Mansion!" This will do no harm to sane Ds but it may cause interesting, and disabling, fits in the Loony Left. The goal is to produce so much cognitive dissonance between what every Virginian has been taught about showing polite, respectful manners to these dear older people, and what every left-wingnut actually wants to say and do to Rs if people weren't watching, that most of your local wingnuts will spend Election Day pleading for tranquillizers at the emergency room.

6. Organize a special tour of Palestine for radical Ds, during which you arrange for someone to draw them out in public conversations about issues like transgenderism, transhumanism, abortion as a "right," the use of poorer and darker-complexioned communities as a testing ground for bioengineered products, and the need for "gay" representation at the highest levels of government. They should be stocked with Palestinian flags and coached on using Muslim-friendly language so that the arresting officials and prison staff will be inclined to treat them humanely--by their standards. Also arrange that even the ones who are not arrested will arrive in New York after 11:30 p.m. on Election Day.

7. Speaking of arrests, how many Ds in your neighborhood would, if it weren't for White/rich privilege, have been arrested for things like speeding, distracted driving, or public use of profanity years ago? 

8. Identify inner-city parents who are tempted to vote D because they think something really ought to be done about the schools their children attend. See how many of those children can benefit from full scholarships to attend private church schools--books, transportation, and uniforms if applicable, included. 

9. Pull the rugs out from under the Loony Left's feet by organizing a Non-D Rainbow Coalition where members of all the Ds' favorite demographic groups parade through their neighborhoods carrying signs and singing "Spanberger/Jones/whoever think they own me--they are wrong." Women could, for example, wave signs that say "I don't need abortions, I need freedom." 

10. Organize live reruns of the old game show "Are You 'Smarter' than a Fifth-Grader?" where middle school students who have been studying the history of the US Constitution answer questions on that topic that adults miss. (Participating adults should have put up an entry fee that will cover a month's tuition at a local church school.) Follow with lectures and discussions. In the town of Berea, Kentucky, which is admittedly accustomed to this sort of thing, live quiz shows become quite entertaining.

Most importantly: Overcome the emotional feelings you may have about the idea of voting Republican. You know the current presidential administration consists of moderate, or what currently pass for moderate (Secretary Kennedy never used to be called moderate), Ds who were forced to run as R by the Loony Left. You know that, when the Loony Lefties lose hope of ever winning another popular vote, sane and decent Americans will reclaim the D Party and you'll have the option of voting for Ds again. But not this year.

Book Review: Time and Mr Bass

Book Review: Time and Mr. Bass

Author: Eleanor Cameron

Date: 1967

Publisher: Atlantic Monthly / Little Brown & Company

ISBN: none

Length: 247 pages

Illustrations: drawings by Fred H. Meise

Quote: “They had left Basidium at precisely four in the morning, earth time, as they always did, and it was now six in the morning when the space ship came down on Welsh soil.”

In Eleanor Cameron’s “Mushroom Planet” series, space aliens who seem to have evolved from fungi have settled and lived incognito for many years in damp, cave-riddled, fungus-friendly Wales. “Cameron” is not a Welsh name. It comes from Scotland. My legal name isn’t Welsh either, and nobody seems to have cared to try to find out whether the Jones cousins were related to Welsh or English Joneses. So although I’ve never been sure whether this series is more of a celebration of Welshness or an ethnic slur, neither am I sure whether I have a right to object if it’s a slur. Relatively large heads on relatively small bodies are observed in some Welsh families but this certainly does not indicate that these individuals evolved from fungi. 

What I have a right to observe is that Cameron lived and wrote in Marin County, California, which is also damp and fungus-friendly. She put lots of fun fungus facts into this series.

Maybe I’m just prejudiced about the subgenre of science fiction in which children solve problems beyond the powers of adults. I think this blatant attempt to flatter child readers is more offensive than flattering. Stories where the child is the one small enough to slip through the crack, or pure-minded enough to ride the unicorn, or bored enough to poke about and discover the secret, don’t bother me. Stories where the aliens go to the children first for help, and children too young to drive motorbikes are allowed to drive spaceships, do bother me. I felt that way when I was six years old, and I feel that way still.

The fad for stories like the Mushroom Planet stories, in which the parents of the little space cadets are too clueless even to notice that their kids are having all these wacky adventures, peaked around the time my generation were hearing all about the supposed “generation gap” that kept us from really liking or understanding our parents. Which was absolute rot. Did I, did my brother, did our friends, disagree with our parents? Of course we did. Did most of us plan eventually to leave our parents and marry people closer to our own ages? Of course we did. Did that mean that, while we were single and living with our parents and dependent on our parents for money, we felt “more loyalty” to mere school friends than we felt to our parents? Exactly how stupid did the people propagating this propaganda think we were?

There were some compromise stories, at this period, where the child protagonists might have idiot parents or simply absent parents, but they had normal child-adult relationships with some other older person. I think this was the appeal of Batman and Robin, whose relationship later became suspicious because they weren’t positively defined as relatives, or Speed Racer and Racer X, who were safely identified as brothers. I liked stories where the children had interesting parts, but were able to work as a team with a parent or parent-substitute. Kids weren’t going to be the only ones in the space colony who could solve a simple science or logic problem—duh!—but kids could help their parents, more plausibly than they could be the ones to help aliens...I think, even at age six, I might have been just a tiny bit wary about this notion of kids secretly helping aliens.

Well, some people hate elves and fairies, too, and I enjoyed them. Many people, including SARK (Susan Ariel Rainbow Kennedy), have loved the Mushroom Planet books. Many people are as willing to suspend disbelief in spaceships children can drive as they are in time travel, thought travel, or the idea of a Mushroom Planet. I will say that, if you’re one of those people, this is a high-grade, well-written mix of science, science fiction, and fantasy.  Lots of fun facts about fungi are woven into hilariously unlikely adventures. 

Butterfly of the Week: Macleay's Swallowtail

This week's Graphium was named after a real person of recent times, Alexander Macleay. He was a British butterfly collector, chairman of the Linnean Society. After having some things in Australia named in his honor he moved to Australia and bequeathed his collection to a university there. In Gaelic "Macleay" sounds slightly different from "Maclay"; in English the subtle distinction is lost. 

Small for its genus, with wingspans typically just over two inches, the butterfly gets along well with humans and is beloved in its habitat, eastern Australia. Dainty and well camouflaged though it is, and easy to find, these collectors rate it as interesting as the huge, showy Birdwings and the exotic Bhutanitis:


It is thought to be the only Swallowtail that actually lives in Tasmania. 
 

Photo by Tobias Hayashi. The green color often seems to fade into the landscape around the butterfly,  especially as the green parts of the wings tend to become translucent, but it can iridesce bright emerald green in the right light. 


Photo by Tobias Westmaier.


Photo from OzAnimals.com. Females are slightly larger than males; both sexes have a fatter, furrier body shape than many Swallowtails have. They live in rain forest areas where this colorful pattern on the wings provides good camouflage. 


Photo by Ejh296.


Photo by Terrymuns.


Photo by Trigonotarbida. 


But they also like flowers against which they're not well camouflaged at all! Photo by Grace1066. The Internet is lavishly supplied with photos of Macleays pollinating flowers of every color of the rainbow. 


Photo by Silversea_Starsong. Macleays' ability to fly high gives them the opportunity to pollinate tall trees as well as garden flowers. This is the subspecies moggana.


Photo by Rhyde. In some lights they can look almost fluorescent.

They are energetic butterflies, often seen flying above the treetops or in a sunbeam among the trees in beech or eucalyptus forests. They can be hard to photograph clearly, which may explain why so many people who have snapped a clear photo of this butterfly want to publish it. Perusing this species' Inaturalist page is like taking a short course in the favorite flowers of Australia, wild and cultivated. No butterfly can pollinate every flower but Macleays seem to try.

There is some controversy about the spelling of the species name. Macleayanus is traditional and brings up most hits on a web search, but some quibble that macleayanum is the form that properly goes with Graphium in Latin. 

There was, long ago, a quickly resolved dispute about what the name should be. Almost fifty years after the name Papilio macleayanus had been accepted, someone described the same butterfly and named it Papilio scottianus. This name was quickly recognized as an unnecessary synonym and discarded. Later the genus Papilio was split into the genera we now recognize, including Graphium. Rothschild's comments are worth quoting here. Placing Macleays in a sub-genus group of their own, although they're usually seen as part of a green-camouflage group that includes codrus, choredon, gelon, sarpedon, weiskei, and others, he wrote:

"
The single representative of this group has a strongly hairy body, as P. codrus Cram, and P. glycerion Gray. The green markings are partlv devoid of normal scaling, those on the upperside of the forewings only in the costal region.

The scent-organ within the abdominal fold is in all the " green " Papilios more or less strongly developed....

Papilio scottianus Feld. does not deserve to stand separate even as an aberration. 
"

Caterpillars can eat, and adult butterflies can pollinate, several native plant species, like this lovely Pimelea ligustrina


Photo by Elena Martinez at TheIllawarraFlame.com.au.

Food plants for caterpillars include the Australian species called sassafras, both camphor and camphorwood, and brush pepperbush--like most Swallowtails, they like foods that are somewhat toxic to their predators. Adults are often attracted to lantana and buddleia flowers. They flit and sip through the spring, summer, and autumn months in Australia, from August to April. 

This allows the butterfly to be fairly common and very popular. It has inspired a wide range of artists and craftsmen. In addition to the usual photos, drawings, paintings, etc., Graphium macleayanus (or macleayanum) has inspired a special kind of artist's ink--a light yellowish green that shades to a dark emerald green.


And, of course, it's been portrayed on postage stamps:


It's one of the half-dozen or so most memorable Swallowtails selected for the Butterfly Farm Colouring Book:


It's even inspired a fiddle tune: 


There is also plenty of traffic in dead bodies. Although butterfly fanciers know that, two to eight weeks depending on the species, at a predictable time after a generation of butterflies eclose we will find dead bodies...


Photo by Safia_Maher.

...and although this species is not endangered...nevertheless, the position of this web site is that we should never pay for dead bodies of butterflies. 

Though butterflies are harmless unless swallowed, male "Macleays" probably think they're aggressive, even belligerent animals. They engage in "hilltopping" behavior in which each male claims a high spot, hill, rock, tree, etc., as his territory and tells others to keep off it. To humans this behavior seems cute and even "friendly." To other butterflies it's a threat display, and although all butterflies can threaten to do to one another is exude their species' scent, Macleays have been recorded as evicting Blue Triangles from gardens. (These species are similar in size and use many of the same food plants.) A few human observers mention noticing that Graphium macleayanaum (or macleayanus) has a "foul" scent; other butterflies probably think they smell terrible.


Photo by Ngaruru, showing the male's brown scent folds. In flight they fan in and out and give other butterflies in the area a clear signal that a male Macleay is nearby, which motivates some other butterflies to go somewhere else, presumably in the way the odor of a skunk motivates Americans to look for a different camp or picnic site.

Photographer Luke O'Brien here documents a typical human reaction to a Macleay's efforts to evict him from the butterfly's territory. He thinks the harmless little animal is pretty, and photographs it several times.


One unusual feature of this Graphium is that, although its habits are easily observed and documented at photo sites like Inaturalist, nobody seems to have a photo of the male drinking mineral-rich water from polluted puddles. With many male Swallowtails it's possible to use even human urine as bait; some will happily slurp up sweat and/or soapy water from human clothing, and several species are attracted to oil-slicked puddles on paved roads. Macleays, male and female, seem to drink only flower nectar. 

There are two subspecies in addition to the most common variety, G. macleayanus macleayanus (or macleayanum macleayanum). They were first described by L.E. Couchman in a longish paper about Australian butterflies generally. Serious butterfly fanciers, and people travelling in Australia, are likely to want the whole paper, which has been published online for their convenience:


G.m. wilsoni have more white on the upper fore wings and slightly different arrangements of spots, and are larger than the "nominate" subspecies; they are the individuals whose wingspans may be three inches or a little more. They were "Wilson's" subspecies because they were first described from specimens in F.E. Wilson's collection.

G.m. moggana are smaller and darker than the other subspecies. They are the subspecies found in Tasmania. Moggana was an indigenous Tasmanian word for "wet, rainy," describing their habitat.

Some sources also mention a G.m. insulana found on Norfolk and Lord Howe Island...as having not been seen for years and been, perhaps, an aberrant or hybrid form rather than a real subspecies. It was said to have bigger spots than G.m. macleayanus.


Photo by Nicklambert.


Photo by Simongrove.


Photo by Dianneclarke. A very young Macleay.


Photo by Wjj1967. Not only bristles, but eye spots!


Photo by Melfish8. Caterpillars don't survive by looking pretty and Macleays add to the usual Graphium gross-outs a tail segment that looks like a spare head. The humped end is the front end.


Photo by Lucille_bluth. All Swallowtail caterpillars have osmeteria, bits of erectile tissue sometimes called "stink horns." When the osmeteria come out of the little crack at the front of the caterpillars' humps, their passage is lubricated by quantities of the caterpillars' personal "honey" that even humans can usually smell. Depending on the species the caterpillars' scents may be described as fruity, musty, sweaty, like lantana flowers, or even like carrion, or humans may not notice their scents at all. They are designed to suppress the appetites of birds. The whole procedure of putting out its "stink horns" is stressful, to some degree, to the caterpillar. How stressful varies according to the species. Some caterpillars show their osmeteria readily (like our Tiger Swallowtails, who exude a scent that reminds humans of ripe pineapples), while others really have to be tormented to the point where they probably think their lives are in danger. In species that humans rear, like silkworms and Monarch butterflies, the general consensus is that being teased by humans can interfere with caterpillars' growth. 

If, on the other hand, you go out right after a storm with a camera to see what blew down from the treetops, and you find a Swallowtail caterpillar on the ground, waggling its osmeteria furiously in a mute protest against finding itself not in its tree any more, I see no ethical reason not to document that.


Photo from Bob's Butterflies. At this final stage, having dispensed with most of its decorations, the caterpillar is almost but almost never quite two inches long.


Viewed from above, this final-stage caterpillar looks very similar to the corresponding side of the chrysalis it formed later:


Pupae can be green or brown. Both photos from Bob's Butterflies.


Photo by Zosterops99. Pupae are usually attached to a leaf or tree, but this confused animal chose to pupate on the back of a sign.

Sunday, October 5, 2025

Web Log for 10.2-4.25

Links for 10.2.25 should have gone live on 10.3.25, but they didn't, because I was having a nasty reaction to chemicals sprayed in the neighborhood, targeting the relatives planning a party this weekend; the reaction involved narcolepsy and nightmares along with the more predictable symptoms of measles plus mononucleosis plus conjunctivitis. Anyway looking at the computer screen hurt and resting my eyes caused unplanned naps. One of the remaining two-thirds of the Friday Market car pool rolled up and I stumbled out, wavering on my feet, and said, "Take me back to Blackwater with you! I might be able to do something useful there." So I spent the day trimming the most badly overgrown parts of their hedges, feeling my eyes recover the ability to focus and watching my waistline start to reappear. 

Churches to Shun 

No link, but I just sat, with fascinated revulsion, through a declaration of male irrationality from something called RightResponseMinistries.com, a start-up "church" based in Texas and led by one Joel Webbon. They think Pam Bondi is automatically not qualified for her job because she's female (and, they later add, blonde). They think Kash Patel is automatically not qualified for his job because they just felt that way when they looked at pictures of him, which is probably as close as people currently outside of hospitals are likely to get to saying they're racists. They think it's all right for Erika Kirk to have "forgiven" (she undoubtedly meant "released the anger I was feeling toward") her husband's murderer but it's still necessary that the state not forgive him, but execute him, live, on television, preferably by hanging. Their fantasy of restoring all the social ills of 1925 does stop short of saying that everyone should be required to watch the hanging to make sure those who were supposed to need the deterrent value of watching the murderer die are getting that...

They may be trying to follow Christ in some misguided way, but their focus is clearly on the politics of this world, in terms of which they are simply wingnuts. This is news. There are so few right-wingnuts outside of nursing homes, these days, that it's news that they've been found to exist. People whose politics deserve to be called "conservative" can support the death penalty on the grounds that some people belong in prison and other people don't want to feed those people, which always has been true and always will be true. They cannot support the death penalty on the grounds that it deters further criminal activity. That was a theory once, but it's been shown not to work. Some violent criminals are suicidal; others think they can escape detection or capture even when they don't think they can postpone their execution. Many are just illogical, irrational men who lash out in rage because they become addicted to the testosterone surge their belligerent behavior produces. 

My guess is that these RightResponseMinistries guys are left-wing infiltrators. In any case, if you ever come to a church that sympathizes with the views of RightResponseMinistries.com, hold on to your wallet as you run.

Kirk, Charlie, Foreign Policy of 

Some would say that if the goal is to talk about Christianity, you don't talk about foreign policy. The trouble is that that leads logically to saying that, if the goal is to talk about Christianity, you don't talk about domestic policy, or about personal decisions, or about ethics on any level; you become so heavenly-minded that you are no earthly good; you vapor on about the connotations of the ancient Hebrew words for "peace" and ignore the plain sense of the Scripture, which tells us that the main occupation of a prophet was to tell people what personal decisions God does and does not bless. 

But if Charlie Kirk could see some of the speculations on the Internet today, he might wish he could go back and state the simple truth: "I am very young. I've only ever lived in one country. I don't know enough about other countries to have a foreign policy." He didn't know but, unfortunately, he had all kinds of uninformed ideas about foreign policy.


Male Irrationality, Vindictive 

TV show participant Laura Owens accused the male bachelor identified as a prize on a TV dating show of sexual misconduct. She claimed his misconduct had produced twin fetuses. No fetuses were produced, dead or alive, so Owens was charged with perjury. This was appropriate. However, the reason for a dawn raid on her home is not clear; she wasn't a fugitive from justice. 

Megan Fox is allowing her natural indignation to obscure a point. We as a society must not tolerate vindictive, irrational behavior even if a woman does abuse her credibility. Even if Owens shamelessly lied in the hope of getting money out of a rich man, for which she should pay, the irrational vindictiveness of men who identify with the accused must not be allowed to lead to further abuse or harassment. Civil penalties for perjury can and should be substantial--a person who's been falsely accused deserves ample compensation--but any other person's claims against a perjurer need to be tried separately, not allowed to become a dogpile of persecution.

Should we still "believe all women"? I would say that this unwarranted warrant for harassing Owens, even if every public statement she's ever made has been a lie, proves that we can't afford not to believe all women until they're proven guilty of perjury. So long as women have to worry about this kind of vengeful abuse, there will be far more cases of women not daring to tell the truth than of women fabricating lies.  

It looks to me as if the men who took out the warrant to search Owens' home and who carried out that search need to be paying a good part of what Owens owed the young man she accused of being the father of the nonexistent twins.


Poetry 

Some would say that what J.K. Rowling said was a poem.

I say it was excellent prose, and Warren Bonham turned it into a good poem.


Pop Culture Trivia 


Lens says the graphic as composed comes from Cracked.com. They don't know whose baby pictures those are. I found it at TheViewFromLadyLake.Blogspot.com.

Sunday Post with Bad Poetry: Yellow Bear

Spilosoma virginica is sometimes called the Virginia Tiger Moth. Since it is found in most of North America, identifying it with Virginia is not a very good description. Some prefer to call it the Yellow Bear, describing the shaggy appearance of the caterpillar. 


Photo from Wikipedia. The caterpillar I met was more of a sepia color than that, but their color varies. They can be pure white, light brown, or red-orange. Their distinguishing feature is that, unlike other Tiger Moth larvae, Yellow Bears are monochromatic; the skin, hair, head, and feet are all similar in color with only a little shading. They don't have tufts, stripes, or bands of contrasting colored hairs, nor do they have contrasting colored heads or feet. Hair and skin colors aren't always perfect matches but generally light hair goes with light skin, darker hair with darker skin. Sometimes bright orange hair goes with dark brown skin. Beyond that, multicolored effects identify other kinds of Arctiids.

They are not venomous. Short stiff hairs will irritate the skin if they get down the back of the neck on a hot day. However, Yellow Bears are not among the species that seem attracted to humans as means of transportation, as Spongeys and Eastern Tent Caterpillars often, and some silk moth caterpillars occasionally, seem to be. Usually they mind their own business, nibbling on grass and weeds, and leave us alone.


These insects are more common in the Eastern States but they are found as far west as Vashon island, in Canada, in Texas, and in Mexico. For some reason they seem to be least common in California, but they're found there too. They can be found at any time of year when temperatures are above freezing, and have two to four generations in a year, but people most often see the late summer generation, always the most numerous. Late summer Yellow Bears are active when leaves start to fall and may hibernate through the winter, rousing and eating on thaw days, in places that have winter. In very warm climates they may pupate, fly, and produce an extra generation in winter.

They can eat just about anything and rarely eat enough of anything to harm the plant. Mostly they eat grass and other low-growing plants found in lawns and pastures among the grass, like clover as shown. They have been known to skeletonize a few leaves of an ornamental plant, and occasionally nibble on a vegetable in the garden, but generally they are harmless, cute little animals. They tend to move faster than Woolly Bears.

How harmless? The North Carolina Parks web page for this species, https://auth1.dpr.ncparks.gov/moths/view.php?MONA_number=8137 , lists 26 plants other than grass on which people have found Yellow Bears munching. Three (basil, eggplant, and rhubarb) are things likely to be planted by humans as food. Three more (dock, plantain, and spicebush) are self-starter species on which some humans occasionally snack. The female moth usually lays about twenty eggs on the underside of one big leaf, and the hatchlings usually stay together on that leaf until they've nibbled it down to lace. Then they crawl away in different directions to explore the wonderful world of flavors. They seldom eat enough of any plant to affect its reproductive cycle. They take a leaf here and a leaf there, mostly from things like milkweed and ironweed that humans can't eat. In theory a Vicious Pesticide Cycle could make them pests; in reality they hardly even become a nuisance.

I was trimming the hedge around a field that had been badly damaged by attempts to "control weeds" with chemicals. Down near the road, hogging the sunshine in the driest places, they had jimsonweed, which has mostly smooth but vaguely malevolent-looking leaves and thorny fruit--the "thorn apple" that looks like a big burr and eventually splits open to release black seeds. Up in the grass they had horse nettles, which look like jimsonweed but with sharp prickles all over the leaves, and fruit that look like tiny hard tomatoes. Both are seriously toxic to humans and domestic animals, though most mammals instinctively avoid eating them so you may find them in pastures where horses and cows have eaten around them for years, and both thrive on herbicide spraying--it clears away the nicer plants and makes room for these nasties to grow. People want to get rid of these weeds, it's a good idea not to handle them, so they've sprayed them with every kind of poison they could get, and both of these members of the nightshade family slurped it up and asked for more. I want to emphasize this point. Corporations tell you you can spray poisons that "only kill weeds," by which they mean lovable wild plants like daisies, dandelions, clover, dock, or chickweed, all of which can actually be used for food...and what that does is cultivate jimsonweed and horse nettles.

Some of the gardening sites mention that people have tried using horse nettles like stinging nettles, as medicinal herbs (stinging nettles' irritant properties can promote healing from some conditions). Does not work. Horse nettles irritate, all right, but they don't stop at irritating surface tissues in that benign and eventually soothing way. They can be fatal to any animal or person that eats them, and the plant sap, even apart from the prickles, can raise a rash on human skin.

So what can you do? If you listen to the corporations, upon identifying these horrid weeds on your property, you will immediately sell out to either an industrial farm conglomerate or a Chinese investor. Why risk your own hands to that nasty rash? Let Chinese people do the farming. Chinese people are foreign so they deserve to do all the...Consider the history of Chinese and Manchurian relations prior to the twentieth century. Chinese people have an average IQ score higher than any European nation's, and they used that "Just let us do all the work" line on the Manchurians who supposedly ruled their country, with great success. While wearing their hair in long braids to show their inferior status they quietly continued to control their own country's business. They have stopped working toward the goal of reducing population, recently. They have made progress toward the goal of taking over North America. I'm not sure how bad that might be, whether people who are foolish enough to sell land deserve to own land, whether Chinese people who get into a country free from the Chinese Communist Party become agents for or determined opponents of that Party. I've known Chinese-American people who were good neighbors but I think you, Gentle Readers, do deserve to own land. 

The way to get rid of the evil, toxic weeds in the nightshade family is to persist. (There are others; the other nasty member of this family that is common in Virginia is bindweed, the most aggressive and one of the less ornamental kinds of convolvulus or "morning glory.") Wearing protective gear (jeans, sweatshirt, boots, leather gloves, and since these weeds like places that get lots of sunshine you'll probably want to add a hat), armed with a hoe and a trowel, pick every little sprout and seedling out of the field as they appear. A year or two of vigilance will starve the roots to death and stop the weeds trying to come back. If they do come back, as it might be because some birds can digest the fruit and drop seeds as they fly overhead, repeat the treatment as needed. 

If a field is badly infested, horse-nettles are one of the species people have successfully killed by "solarizing" the infested area. They cut everything green as close to the ground as possible, then cover the infested area with a few layers of heavy plastic for an instant greenhouse effect. This gets rid of plants that like lots of sunshine but it means a whole year of looking at ugly plastic, after which more desirable plants will be dead too. Weeding out the weeds is probably a better plan.

Anyway, in addition to these nasties I was slicing through tangled mats of blackberries--wasted blackberries, the kind that have grown aggressively and formed tangled mats in response to "herbicide" damage, failed to produce fruit, and become hosts to fungus infections--and Lonicera japonica, the less desirable non-native honeysuckle, and Dioscorea polystachys or polystachya, the cinnamon vine or "Chinese Yam" that some Japanese people insist is delicious and nutritious but Americans won't eat...

Right. Now somebody Out There wants to try it. Here is what that person needs to know. Japanese people do not try to eat the fragrant leaves and cute little dollhouse-potato-like fruits of this annoying vine. They dig and eat the root, which looks like a giant sweetpotato. It does not taste like and can't be used like a sweetpotato or a yam. The Japanese peel their "Chinese yams" thickly, because their outside rind is nasty and toxic too. Then they slice them as thinly as possible. Then they soak the slices overnight in vinegar. This dissolves enough of the little crystals of acid that make the plant toxic that people who eat the slices, in moderation, show no immediate damage from eating it. The slices are still indigestible, though, until they've been stir-fried. They will still add a "pickle" flavor to the stir-fry, but some people like that. They contain plant protein, fibre, Vitamin C, Vitamin B6, and small amounts of other nutrients, and even some allantoin, a helpful biochemical found in garlic. So I suppose they qualify as survival food for people who like pickles. I do not like pickles. People who do are welcome to all of my "Chinese yams." (They grow well in the orchard. I usually spend a fair bit of time picking them out as they appear, but could be paid to let a few roots ripen for a person who wanted them, if I knew of such a person. I don't.)

And there were some pretty little asters some former resident had probably cultivated, long ago. And some nice dock, which I don't like to chop up even though its growing season was over anyway. And some nasty pokeweed, which I do like to chop  down. And some goldenrod, which is pretty, and some bees were enjoying it, but you don't want goldenrod around the base of a black locust tree, which was what these people had in the middle of the tangle that included the goldenrod. And some leafless, flowerless rose bushes. (If you cut roses right down to the ground in autumn, most kinds will grow back and may bloom better next spring, so at least I didn't feel bad about chopping down the roses.) And assorted grasses including sage grass and sedge grass and fescue and even some anemic-looking ladies-thumb, which is one kind of grass humans can eat and which I recommend, though it will not produce the Astroturf look foolish people want in their wretched "lawns." 

Moth and butterfly populations are in a decline; I was glad to see a half-dozen little Bears That Grow Up to Be Tigers foraging in the grass. Moths in the Arctiid family are often called Tigers because they have black and orange markings, and their caterpillars are called Bears because they have thick heavy coats. Woolly Bears, placid little things, didn't seem to mind being picked up and moved out of the way. Brown Bears curled up in my leather glove, saying "If you're going to eat me you'll get a mouthful of nasty hair," not seeming terribly concerned about the possibility. 

And then there was a little Yellow Bear who discovered my shoe. I hadn't anticipated a need to wear boots and was wearing Skechers, made of some sort of textured plastic I don't recommend. Ah, but they were covered in cut grass and grass sap. I stepped away from a pile of cut grass and saw this caterpillar, clinging to my shoe, positively guzzling grass sap. 

Here he (it was small for a Bear, hardly an inch and a half long, and females grow bigger than males; I suppose it might have been a young female but I'm going with "he") had been chewing and chewing and chewing at poor-quality, sprayed grass, trying to extract enough of whatever nourishes Yellow Bears to get him through the winter, and suddenly he plopped down on a surface covered in grass sap! The good stuff! All he had to do was slurp it up! His little head quivered as he slurped as fast as he could go.

I laughed out loud. I walked around, showing everyone how eager the little guy was to get more rewards for less labor. That may be a human failing, but it's not only human. I let the caterpillar clean the top of my shoe as best he could. Then I moved him out of the way before I resumed chopping and slashing and sawing, generally creating an environment where persons hardly an inch and a half long were likely to become a nasty mess in a nice new power saw.

He didn't like that. Here he was, trying to lick every drop of lovely grass sap off every millimetre of my shoe, and up came a strange thing that didn't taste like grass sap and plopped down in front of him. He had no interest in exploring something that probably tasted like horse-nettles when there was so much delicious grass sap to be licked. So then up came another strange thing that probably tasted like gasoline and prodded him from behind! He buck-jumped up into the air and landed on the strange thing that probably tasted like horse-nettles. He started to get himself into position for a mighty leap back down to the stuff that was covered in grass sap, and the strange thing that probably tasted like gasoline came down around him, and he thrashed about and--no doubt feeling that he'd impressed Fate with his tremendous efforts--suddenly found himself leaping down into some grass and weeds, very similar to where he'd been before he discovered the Plains of Pure Grass Sap. 

He resumed munching. What else is a caterpillar to do? But he seemed to smell grass sap in the air, to hear or feel the vibrations of the Pure Grass Sap Experience resuming at a distance. Energized by the grass sap he'd been able to slurp up and the hope of more, he moved at a caterpillar's top speed back to what a caterpillar could not possibly have recognized as a special kind of power saw designed just for cutting through tangled mats of blackberry brambles. And grass. Oh, grass. Oh, pure grass sap. Elysian Fields of grass sap...

I was glad I saw the little fellow coming. I said, "You again!" He was making his way along a plant stem. I picked up the plant stem and moved it across the road. 

This time, no doubt, he was puzzled by his strange experiences. But caterpillars are dumb animals in more than one sense of the word. They have ways to communicate what they consider the most important parts of their experiences to one another. They can smell who's found the juiciest leaves; some caterpillars will follow each other to food. They know who's male and who's female and who's attractive; some caterpillars try to pupate close to a future mate. But they have no way to tell one another, "There was a strange sound that shook all the grass stems around me, and then suddenly I found myself wallowing in pure grass sap, more grass sap than I could lick up, no matter how I tried! Heavenly! And then something took me away and put me back into the ordinary world where you find me now." Even trying to think through such a thing for themselves probably blows what they have in the way of minds. Probably they cope in the only way caterpillars can. Probably they forget the whole thing. 

I saw no more of the Yellow Bear. I soon came to a section of hedge of less interest to him, and didn't meet any of his relatives, either.

Spilosoma virginica, the little Yellow Bear,
Crawled through an old cow pasture and never wondered where
The cattle had gone, long ago, leaving grass and weeds
Ideally suited to a Yellow Bear's nutrition needs.
Spilosoma virginica in coat of faded yellow
Scuttled where birds could not see the hairy little fellow,
Gnawed upon a blade of grass, then gnawed upon a leaf,
And had no brain to tell him that he might be thought a thief.
Spilosoma virginica's jaws had a good workout,
Chewing leaves and grasses up to get their juices out. 
Then, resting from his efforts, heard an unfamiliar sound
And found himself in place where grass sap covered all the ground..
Spilosoma virginica began at once to lick
And gobble up the grass sap where it was both fresh and thick.
"How did I earn such blessings? Oh, but certainly I did!
I ate green stuff by day and night, as my Creator bid."
Spilosoma virginica no longer had to chew
To get the sap out of the grass! His mouthparts fairly flew.
Extracting more reward without exerting extra labor
Pleased him as much as it would please his cow or human neighbor.
Spilosoma virginica slurped, rolling in delight,
Till he was taken from the grass sap. Oh unhappy plight!
He squirmed, he lashed, he thrashed, and what he got for all his pain
Was back among the cellulose he had to chew again.
Spilosoma virginica went back to grass to munch,
Not really an unpleasant way to finish up his lunch.
He roamed from grass to dock leaves under bright October sky,
He eats and grows until time comes to rest, and then to fly.