Bad Micro-Poetry: Any Cat to Any Poet

You know that you will never see
A poem as lovely as, well, ME!

Is that long enough for an unsponsored post? (A post I'm making the time to post just because I was sick yesterday, still am, and want The Nephews to know I walked to work this morning.) Maybe not. Maybe another couplet is in order, for each cat:

Samantha:
But if you must write, how I wish
The readers would send us some fish.

(Yes, readers may click on https://www.paypal.me/PriscillaKingUS/1/ to send the cats one big tin of fish, or https://www.paypal.me/PriscillaKingUS/2/ to send them each a little flat tin of Friskies.)

Serena:
The best use for that pencil thing
Is tied to the end of a nice long string.

Traveller:
I'll pull the plug on that computer
If I hear any more of "neuter"!

Burr:
Surrender what you'd hoped to store!
We all know what paper is for!

(That's why Burr does not actually live here...)