Friday, May 30, 2025

Book Review: Trials of Initiation

Title: Trials of Initiation 

Author: Humphrey Quinn 

Date: 2017 

Publisher: Rachel Daigle 

ISBN: 978-1386671343 

Quote: "Ivan's Initiation ceremony is tonight." 

Ivan, who is ahead of Colin and Meghan at school, whom neither of them likes much, and who just might be Meghan's beshert, doesn't want a close companion during a "trial" of magic powers that's supposed to be a magical scavenger hunt. He's pushed into choosing Meghan. That means he gets her familiar Nona, the talking cat, and Colin, Meghan's twin (the first born but smaller), and Colin's friend Bird, who can shapeshift between bird and boy, as well. 

 They also pick up Catrina, Colin's dream girl. Colin has always thought she was real and living, but they find her in a glass coffin and most people don't see her. Is this because she's a ghost? Fantasy readers should beware of stereotypes. Catrina's magic powers are feared and some people want her dead. What would any sensible magic user do? Enchant her so that she's hard to see? We're not told but I read this series as whimsical rather than occult fantasy. Its audience includes children--Meghan and Colin have their fourteenth birthday in this book. 

And, while testing Colin's ability to deal with the Scratchers, magical monsters who are predators on the Svoda tribe, they get into a real battle. Which means Colin uses magic to kill "people." Well, they're only rock goblins, so the spell simply grinds them down to sand, but: sentient characters get deanimated. This is not a cozy fantasy for little children.

How do parents feel about a fourteen-year-old girl being sent off, mostly on her own, to work in partnership with an older teenaged boy, in a magical wilderness far from her home world? Meghan's parents don't know about this. Meghan and Ivan are intelligent, and may display self-control even as they inevitably notice each other's likable qualities, but even though their four friends will be nearby I think these teenagers need a chaperone. In this book, however, they dislike each other.
I've read three volumes in this series. At the time of writing there were twelve.

Thursday, May 29, 2025

Link Log for 5.25.25

The paid Internet situation may qualify as harassment or discrimination. I don't know. Microsoft only threatened to make this laptop unusable in October. My sponsor paid for service in April, May, and June, but that service has not been available. This laptop absolutely refuses to recognize the object that's been put in the place where my router ought to be as a router. 

Anyway, I painted myself into a corner by having only one means of communication. I need to be at home with Serena and her kitten--one has survived a week, even though "New Roundup" was sprayed during the week. And Serena unfortunately can't be trusted to hang out in the office all day, so either she has to be locked out while baby is inside, or they have to spend the day together in Cat Jail. This is not good for any of the parties involved. But in order to tell the company they've not fixed the problem I have to come into town... 

The odd jobs man showed up around 8 a.m. looking for five-dollar jobs. Said, if I understood him, which is never completely certain, that he'd already agreed to do some job somewhere just for eggs. I saw eggs at Wal-Mart last week for only about twice as much as I'm willing to pay for them. Maybe he was working cheap for a disabled patient? Anyway I thought "I shouldn't let a lift to McDonald's go to waste since I need to get down the company's neck and bite," and then thought "But I'm most likely to get a lift back from McDonald's at 8 p.m." That's a long time to leave a cat who's been behaving very well in Cat Jail. When I sentence cats to that much "jail time" it's usually for acting sick, to give the possum time to eat whatever's left of whatever they ate.

Yes, once in a great while I do sort of miss phones. There are still a few in storage at the Cat Sanctuary, old land-line phones, but their insides are probably corroded by now.

Fashion

Real turquoise and silver may be prettier, but isn't this jasper and copper bracelet distinctive? Click on the link, get a clever cartoon as a reward, and then the site will let you buy it. If you are or know a person who wears bead bracelets. They tend to look best on women who either (a) have very long arms and need something to fill in the space at the end of off-the-rack shirt sleeves, or (b) are 5'4" and want to wear something cut for someone who is 5'2," or (c) are 5'8" and want to wear something cut for someone who is 5'6".


Politics

Not worth a link, but Rahm Emanuel wants to run for President in 2028. Hoot-hootie-hooo! The Mean Girl lost, thunderously, despite the sympathy vote, and now this fellow thinks that a Mean Boy--his friends in the Clinton White House called him "the mean one"--is going to win without the sympathy vote? Maybe the thinking was something like "The label 'Mean Boy' won't stick since the hair is now completely grey"?

There were Clinton White House people I liked and sympathized with...people who did not give all Ds a bad name, whom some Ds might be able to vote for. There was, though I'm quite sure he wouldn't run, and I'm glad, Alan Greenspan, who was responsible for the one thing the administration did that people actually liked--batting the economic bubble up off the ground for a few more years. 

That's my perspective, anyway. I could be wrong. How do people in your neighborhood feel about Rahm Emanuel? Has he ever done anything that anybody liked?

Zazzle 

A new collection: T-shirts that warn rude people to leave you alone...I posted the "That's Sir to You" shirt on X, but Zazzle failed to add it to the collection, so I'm waiting for the site to sort itself out before posting the "Maintain Healthy Distance" and "The Person Wearing This Shirt Is Showing Respect by Leaving You Alone" shirts.

"That's Ma'am to You" T-shirt:

Book: Starship Waking

Title: Starship Waking 

Author: C. Gockel 

Date: 2018 

Publisher: C. Gockel 

ISBN: 9781728761176 

Quote: "She would get no better job, and she should go about her work cheerfully. She shouldn't feel...trapped." 

Volka is a weere, a product of gene splicing between "Chernobyl Wolves" and humans in a distant high-tech future. Weeres have human-like brains with wolf-like senses and appetites. It is believed that they can't crossbreed with humans. In fact their genome was designed to reduce their capacity to breed at all, but the reason why there are no weere-human crossbreeds running around the planets weeres inhabit is that crossbreeds and their known relatives have traditionally been killed. 

At the beginning of the story Volka tries to help a cousin give birth to what they believe may be the first viable crossbreed baby. When she finds her cousin, aunt, and uncle dead Volka decides to risk her hope of spiritual salvation (her planet has its own religion) by leaving the planet in the company of a "sex'bot" who has been enhanced to the point of thinking like a human and an alien animal who is "possessed" to the point of thinking like a more than human intelligence. (According to Volka's religion, both of these creatures should be evil, but she's not found them to be as dangerous as she's just seen that her own race can be.)

Volka has had friends, sort of, who are humans, sort of, such as is possible on her home planet, and on her journey back to what's left of Earth she'll have a chance to repay their kindness, such as it was. She has been troubled with "nightmares," waking and sleeping. These "nightmares" are actually the beginning of a telepathic bond with a sentient starship, which links her story to a whole new series of full-length novels with fully developed characters. If your tolerance for trans-humanist fantasies is higher than mine you may want the whole series. I don't, but I feel confident that they'll be much better written than the average science fiction novel.

Wednesday, May 28, 2025

Books That Need a Sequel

This one needs to begin with an apology. I'm not seeing a lot of new books that need sequels. Because e-book marketers urge fiction writers to produce series (even if they do it by breaking up one long novel into three or five unsatisfactory pieces), I'm receiving far too many books that are written as Volume 1 of 3, or 5, or 25--anything to get people to buy a sequel. 

Nor have I ever felt that classic books needed sequels, though I've read the sequels when I've found them. The authors stopped writing when it seemed to them that the characters' adventure had reached its natural end. Did anyone really want to read a long novel about David Copperfield growing old with Alice Spenlow, or sit through a play about how Juliet, acting on a surge of hormonal emotion with no experience of how to stab anyone through the heart, while still weak from having poisoned herself to fake her death, really only gashed her chest and fainted, woke up, was taken home, got well, married Mercutio, and lived happily until she died from the plague at age sixteen? 

 Some books needed sequels and got them. One Newbery Medal winner, Caddie Woodlawn by Carol Ryrie Brink, stands out in memory as an outstanding example. 

This is a novel based on the writer's grandmother's memories. Like most real people's memories, the episodes didn't come together to form a real plot, but a popular plot at the time was that it's all right for little girls to be "tomboys" as long as they grow out of it, and one of the grandmother's memories seemed to provide that sort of ending. In the large Woodlawn family Caddie is closer to the brothers on either side of her in the line-up-by-age than to the older or younger siblings. She and older sister Clara were "sickly," in the past, and their parents agreed to let the mother cosset Clara indoors and let Caddie roar around with her brothers outdoors and see which child grew stronger faster. Caddie did. There's a lot of talk about her being a "tomboy," though she doesn't do anything particularly boy-like and the adventures she shares with her brothers are not unlike the ones I shared with mine. There are stories about the children doing chores on the farm, picking berries, losing and finding their dog, watching their teacher rise to the challenge of the big bad bully at their little part-time school, learning how to mend clocks, and then toward the end of the book they decide to make a visiting cousin feel unwelcome. After a few other mean pranks, they break an egg down the cousin's lovely dress. In the book their mother tells the boys "I cannot blame you so much. But that a daughter of mine," etc., etc., and though the father does punish the boys, too, his lecture to Caddie ends with "Have we run with the colts long enough?" Ick. That's not the end of the book, but it still seems to beg for a sequel. 

So Carol Ryrie Brink gave it one. In Magical Melons Caddie pays more attention to Clara, the sister older than Tom, and Hetty, the sister younger than Warren, but she's still closest to her brothers and, though none of their other shenanigans is mean, they still work and play outdoors. 

Cheers. Kudos. I enjoyed Caddie Woodlawn and, especially, the sequel that proved that she didn't "outgrow" being active and energetic; read those books three or four times in elementary school. But I have read some less than great books that seemed to need sequels, in which the author could have corrected the worst faults in the original stories, and those sequels weren't written...Can I think of ten? 

1. Are You There God It's Me Margaret by Judy Blume 

Reacting to a teen hormone mood, Margaret stops speaking to the brain-dead Pre-Teen Sensations for three whole weeks. This is long enough for her to spend some time alone and discover the new layers of more sophisticated thinking, even including some vestigial buds of spirituality, unfolding in her growing brain. Finding that the development of her brain is much more interesting than the development of her figure, she spends some time reading the Bible. She notices a lot of verses about helping others and sharing wealth. Since she doesn't have a lot of wealth to share, even at fifteen, she does some sort of volunteer work that leads to the discovery of a talent and the offer of an after-school job. At the end of the book she's still not sure whether she wants to identify as Jewish or Christian or maybe a Messianic Jew, but she's actually learning something about her options instead of trying to stifle her spirituality and focus on her boring little body all the time, for pity's sake. The original book was toxic. (It's one that tends to leap to mind when I think of very bad books.)

2. Murder She Meowed by Rita Mae Brown 

It had sequels. Too many, if anything; Brown was having a lot of fun, and so were readers, but she did end up making Mrs Murphy live twice as long as a cat normally lives, while solving more murders than a town like Crozet (which is a real place) would actually get in...centuries. However, the story developed in a less than satisfactory direction. Bleep was the point of giving Harry cancer? 

3. Most Romances Published by Harlequin, or Silhouette, or Similar 

Before blundering into marriage under the influence of hormones, the characters get mononucleosis or some similar unrecognized blessing. The hormones shut off. The sight of each other no longer makes them quiver with "need" and they have a chance to work out whether they like each other at all. Some of them do, and get married, and eventually feel that intense physical attraction again. Some of them stay single happily ever after. A character who stays single can have a happy ending; a character who is or will soon be divorced can't have one. The decision should not be based on hormones alone. 

4. Diary of a Mad Housewife by Sue Kaufman 

After leaving the house, she gets one of the office jobs that were so easy for women to get before computers. It's not a bad job but after a year or two she realizes that she's swapped being taken for granted by one man, for whom she and the children feel some affection, for being taken for granted by six men, all of whom she and the children pretty much detest. With fear and trembling, she reaches out to her husband. He doesn't take her so much for granted any more. They reconcile. She makes some noises at the office about possibly quitting the job. The six men, each of whom has given her a reason to detest him that he's afraid she'll share with a co-worker on another job, or her husband, or anybody, don't want to take her for granted any more either. She is promoted to her level of complete incompetence. Co-workers, especially subordinates, hate her but assume (incorrectly) that she's slept her way to the top. She doesn't care what they think, because her husband and children really do come first. 

5. Christy by Catherine Marshall 

As Christy and her husband continue to serve the never-will-be-urban mission at Cutter Gap, a brief series of apparently unrelated suicides and scandals make them reconsider whether the community needed a church so desperately after all. After the preacher dies of tuberculosis, those who survive that epidemic reach an agreement that being Christians does not require either identification with a specific denomination or membership in a social group. 

6. The Reformation of Marli Meade by Tracy Hewitt Meyer 

Marli gets into college and tells people her demented father's "church" was part of an organized network in the Appalachian Mountains. Someone challenges her to find another church in this network. After much searching she finds a nondenominational church with an outspoken young preacher who says that the President and various other people are gonna buuuurrrrrnnnn. But a couple of elder members politely correct him, at home, during the week. And some of the women do seem to have made their own clothes, some more skilfully than others, but when she talks about this they tell her, "You can wear what you want for as long as you feel a need for it, but we are glad and grateful to have found a fellowship where nobody expects us to waste money on 'fashions' designed by woman-haters and made in sweatshops." And she keeps going back to this place during every break in the rest of her college years, and ends up changing her major from social work to accounting, marrying into the community, and living happily ever after. 

7. Heather Has Two Mommies by Leslea Newman 

In the sequel, Olivia Has Three Mommies, the children learn that Olivia lives with her natural mother, grandmother, and aunt. They go on to learn that the majority of "two Mommies" situations involve either a parent and another relative, or a parent and a supportive person who is being paid in some way, which is why so many people took such a dim view of Heather's Mommies being a lesbian couple. Somebody confronts Leslea Newman about erasing this reality.  

8. Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand 

 The original novel is so long, who could possibly read a sequel? In the sequel, however, the obsessively determined reader would find that John Galt pushed Dagny Taggart back after her first bite, reflecting that he had never wanted to marry a vampire and that Dagny had always been a bit of one. "Go back to Reardon," he advised. Then he went back to his community and married a nice quiet scientist who didn't bite, but made good use of her lips, and had ash-brown hair, and homeschooled their children. Dagny decided her real love was her railroad and threw herself under a train, yowling "Make me one with your wheels, O my beloved!" After it did, and they scraped her remains off the track, her brother sold the railroad to a good hardworking man who loved the railroad, too, but without Dagny's vampiric passion.
 
Also, Lillian survived because a kind Polish immigrant, a widow with five children, let her barter English tutoring and a little help with the housework for room and board. Lillian and Anya lived, apparently happily, ever after and nobody ever knew whether or not they were lesbians. (Probably not. Ayn Rand was a child of her time.) 

 9. A Tree Grows in Brooklyn by Betty Smith 

Frannie resolves that she will not marry or have children unless she can rear them somewhere very different from Brooklyn. And sticks to her resolution through a few proposals, until she achieves her goal. Her children grow up on a hill farm and, by the time they're old enough to pay attention, Frannie has learned how to raise and can her own vegetables. 

10. Marjorie Morningstar by Herman Wouk

In the sequel Marjorie spends enough time alone to discover some sort of talent, let us say for commercial photography, and marries a nice man with a compatible talent and has a successful life. With two period-appropriate children. She calls one of them Noel. At age eighteen he changes it to Noah, because progress has been made and, even and especially if people hope he actually becomes a Christian, nobody makes him feel that success depends on pretending to be something he's not. Marjorie is still a child of her time and, like many of her generation, doesn't burden Noel/Noah with a lot of reminiscence about the friend in whose honor she named him. He grows up thinking his mother had a complex about belonging to a minority religion. Only after Marjorie dies does he find a photo or newspaper clipping or something that explains that he was named after an old friend.

Book Review: Prophecy of Fire

Title: Prophecy of Fire 

Author: Humphrey Quinn 

Date: 2017 

Publisher: Rachel Daigle 

ISBN: 978-1386671343 

Quote: "This doorway won't open again for three years."

Colin and Meghan Jacoby always knew they were different from most of the teenagers on Earth. They're twins, they're orphans, they've always been homeschooled and lived with their uncle, and they're more perceptive and generally quicker learners than most people. But when they befriended the new kid in their neighborhood, they learned that he was one of a tribe of people with magic powers that include travelling among alternate worlds. Jae's people are stalked by magical monsters called Scratchers that resemble giant bats. Meghan and Colin were just beginning to develop their own magic powers when, trying to protect Jae from Scratchers, they were sucked into his world. Now they're stuck there, and have to go to school and develop their powers along with Jae.

This is volume 2 of (so far) 12 volumes. The story will make more sense if you've read volume 1 and won't really reach its ending until you've finished volume 12. If you don't mind a book whose plot expands on you in this way, then Prophecy of Fire is for you.

Tuesday, May 27, 2025

Book Review: Chaos Zone

Title: Chaos Zone 

Author: Kate Sheeran Swed

Quote: "Obviously, the casino allowed fighting on Level C."

Sloane, a bounty hunter, finds and brings in the man she's looking for, with lots of high-tech action along the way. Frankly I got lost in the techspeak but that's probably some readers' favorite part. How well any of it would work in real life, I have no idea. 

Monday, May 26, 2025

Book Review: Heirs of Magic

Title: Heirs of Magic 

Author: Humphrey Quinn 

Date: 2017 

Publisher: Rachel Daigle 

ISBN: 978-1386671343 

Quote: "I thought I made it clear that only I get to bully my little brother?" 

Meghan and Colin are twins. At thirteen, Meghan is bigger and has formed an off-putting habit of condescending to her little brother. No worries. She is about to get what she deserves. 

The twins are orphans who live with an uncle. Befriending the new kid in town, however, they learn that they have magical powers in common with him--powers that will impress even his community of magic-talented people. They're thirteen; their talents are about to unfold. Colin's powers manifest first as the development of personal charm that makes people less inclined to pick on him, even though he stays small. Meghan is a Firemancer, a gift that manifests first as a horrible, even life-threatening, fever. She gets her turn to be the weak, sickly sibling who has to lean on her little brother for support.

But that's not all. This is a twelve-book series. The story ends with a sudden twist into the next story. The twins are in for a long, bumpy ride.

Butterfly of the Week: Graphium Gelon

[Due to an error, this post went live last week. It is appearing on schedule now.]

This week's butterfly is not known to be threatened, but has always been rare. Its habitat is limited to New Caledonia. It has been extensively documented as a curio, and Google shows its name having been given to a porn video in a series named after exotic butterflies. It has not been extensively studied in a scientific way. For most people, apparently, this butterfly is just too far out of their way.


Photo by Jlamy Nc. The subject looks fat because she's about to flit back into the woods and unburden herself of some eggs.


Photo by Jacques Lamy (of New Caledonia), posted at a different site. This is one of the Swallowtail species in which the male's wings are covered with cells that look more like fur than like scales along the sides near the body. 


Photo by Benoit_Henry. The underside of the wings can resemble some of the multicolored species in this genus, and may be further distinguished by bright lime green veins and legs.

The wingspan seems to be between two and three inches. In many Swallowtail species larger individuals with lower-contrast colors are female. To some extent this is reported to be true for Graphium gelon, with one source giving the average male's wingspan as 5.5 cm and the average female's as 6 cm, but photographs of couples do not consistently show a gender difference. The ones that lay eggs are female.


Photo by Kaithefishguy. This pair show gender difference in the way that's typical, but not universal, for many Swallowtail butterflies. In several species, some females look different from males, some look similar--and in some species both sexes are variable.


Photo by Val91. Some tropical Graphiums seem to be fascinated by bright blue or turquoise-colored objects. Does the color remind them of fresh water, or of their species' wings? Most of the flowers they pollinate are not blue. Most digital photos of Graphium gelon sipping flower nectar feature white, yellow, and pink or orange flowers...


As these two photos by Jlamy show, they sometimes visit a flower that combines all four of those colors, plus wine red...


...though this photo by Tomdriscoll, and others, show that Graphium gelon also likes some flowers with a pale lavender color.

They seem very energetic; an alternative species name proposed for them was megasthenes, Greek for "big healthy." (Walter Rothschild declared that megasthenes, the name originally proposed for New Caledonian Graphiums with much wider blue stripes than other gelon, was not even a subspecies: "This species," meaning gelon, "is so variable that hardly two specimens are identical.") 

Butterflies are incapable of hurting anyone who doesn't swallow them, but some butterflies enjoy playing "chicken" (play-fighting) and Graphium gelon is said to be one of the most aggressive game players. They seem especially to like to fly at a slightly smaller Swallowtail locally nicknamed le Papillon Bleu--Green Butterflies chasing Blue Butterflies off their territory. Male Graphium gelon like to claim a high point as their territory and fly around it, chasing other butterflies away. Presumably this activity catches the females' interest, although females don't join males on their territory but go back into the woods to lay their eggs. Like most Graphiums, female gelon spend a great deal of time selecting a new leaf on which to place each egg. 

The butterfly and a host plant, Annona squamosa, are featured on a postage stamp, for sale to collectors:


The butterfly also appears in a picture book for French-reading children. The digital image of le Papillon Vert is easier to enlarge, as needed, on this page:


Each female lays about a hundred eggs...by ones. The eggs look like tiny beads with a pale green color.  They hatch within a week, often in just four days. Hatchling caterpillars have dark skins, which they soon shed in favor of drab skins, then brown, and finally green.


Caterpillar photos by Adurbano. This baby, observed in late September, has more of a reddish color rather than black, and a smoother skin overall, than many Graphiums in the first or second instar. 


Early stage, photographed in September.


Close to pupation in October. These caterpillars crawl about for three weeks or a little longer.

They resemble other Graphium larvae but seem to have a much clearer green, less yellow, color than most of the Graphiums. The tropical plant they are eating is in the genus Cryptocaria. Hernandia cordigera is another plant they can eat.

Pupae are said to be "usually" pale green, spindle-shaped with that dead leaf look other Graphium pupae show. The butterflies pupate for 14 to 16 days.

After eclosion, adult butterflies fly for 7 to 10 days. Primarily pollinators, they help to pollinate many kinds of wildflowers. 

Sunday, May 25, 2025

Urgent Link for Tennessee and Other State Residents

As regular readers have been warned already, having a high profile in Glyphosate Awareness can be dangerous. This is a timely link everyone can use to sign a group petition that will be forwarded to your State governors. If you just sign the form with your screen name and e-mail address, the only risk is that you'll be asked to send money to organizations working on the issue. 

Not to me. Never to me. You're welcome to send money to support this web site, buy hard-to-find books, commission blog posts on topics of your choice, ask me to proofread and/or review book manuscripts, ask me to ghostwrite books or contribute to anthologies, etc. As a movement publicly led by me, Glyphosate Awareness does not want your money. We want your talent. We want your time and energy. We want you to have a high profile and speak out publicly about the cause if, and only if, you can say:

"My name is ......
I am [specific age over 50] years old.
If I live another fifty years, I'll still have a long list of things to do.
If I die tomorrow, I'll still have had a longer and better life than most of humankind.
I am not afraid of Hell."

If that's where you are, you probably have done or are doing other things for the cause as well as rewriting the basic petition text to add facts your Governor needs to know. You probably have your own favorite links to documents your Governor and staff need to see, about the toxicity of glyphosate and the why-insult-weasels character of Bayer; you can search this web site or MomsAcrossAmerica.org for more links.

If you are or could become a parent, we want you to avoid buying or using glyphosate, avoid buying or using Bayer products, buy and eat food that is "clean" of "pesticide" residues, sign this kind of mass petitions when they circulate, and vote for people who support these petitions too, but not call attention to yourself. Your children come first. People whose income is based on products that kill human beings aren't always scrupulous about harming human beings in more direct ways. 

Whichever tier of activism you belong on, you should sign this group petition:


A form will pop up asking for money. You decide whether to use it or close it. USPIRG will stop sending you e-mail if you want them to. I think their e-mail is interesting--most of it gives information and doesn't ask for money.

Friday, May 23, 2025

Web Log from 5.21.25

Just a few links...

I'm still having to trudge into town to connect to the Internet at McDonald's. The telephone company keeps trying to sit on their pudgy seats and tell me how to click on the button, pull up the Internet account they claim to have re-connected in my neighborhood, and enter the password. Hello? The button pulls up "No connections are available." The computer does not recognize the thing with which they replaced the storm-destroyed router as being a router. It doesn't look like one to me, either. The computer has no problem with other people's routers...

Books 

Linda Goudsmit's Space Is No Longer the Final Frontier has been e-mailed to me by chapters, but some chapters got lost during the hurricane snafu last fall. I'm glad to report that the remaining chapters were in my Reading List today. The book has been published, is currently showing five stars on Amazon, has so many "celebrity" endorsements it didn't need mine, and is currently the featured and only book in the Current & Recent Events collection on my Bookshop. (I know. I just didn't get over to Bookshop.) Buying it there will support this web site and support Linda Goudsmit, and it's also a fascinating, formidably researched book.


Another new book...this one shouldn't intimidate anyone. It's an Enchanted Lion picture book from Ukrainian author/artists Romana Romanyshyn and Andriy Lesiv. I don't know why those people spell things the way they do but I do know that this particular team make picture books as works of art. They did a book about "motion," not so much to teach tots about physics as to explore ways to suggest motion in drawings and paintings. Guaranteed lovable, whimsical, informative, and fun for adults as well as six-year-olds. Might not be silly enough for three-year-olds, but I'd guess they'd like the pictures too, especially if you read this one to the six-year-old.


(Enchanted Lion is the publisher that sent me six gorgeous books for my New Book Retailer of Then, and she went out of business while they were in shipping. I still have them. One's by Romanyshyn and Lesiv.)

The Greying of America 

Some people's Grandma was looking at this all winter, and the first young men who showed up to help were from Texas. Hello? This is Michigan. I recommend that all of The Nephews, male and female, take all the construction jobs they can get. Landscaping, carpentry, plumbing, electrical repairs, roofing, even just painting skills, come in handy...especially if you have a truck full of tools, and, as someone noted at this web site years ago, a Carhartt. Your neighbors should not be walking around trees that fell in January when the surviving trees are covered in leaves. (Your Auntie Pris has skills, but the neighborhood sociopath made off with some of my favorite tools last year...I would have lent anyone contending with a fallen tree the spare axe, even him, but the one Dad used was left to me not him.)

Book Review: All Better Now

Title: All Better Now 

Author: Neal Shusterman 

Date: 2025 

Publisher: Simon & Schuster 

ISBN: 9781534432772 

Quote: "[M]aybe it was best to lean into this pandemic." 

In the fictional world of this novel, before COVID-19 mutated back into ordinary harmless coronavirus, it mutated into a form nicknamed "Crown Royale." This virus, which has never existed in the real world, made everyone ill, killed about one of every 25 patients, and left the others in an emotional state that might be called beatific. They were cheerful, generous, even recklessly altruistic. Some of them died from things like diving into the ocean in hopes of helping rescue someone when they, themselves, weren't strong swimmers. 

Just as the news is breaking that one of the richest men in the world has given away most of his money and gone into hiding, three teenagers become involved in the Crown Royale pandemic. Ron, who spells his name with an accent mark this computer won't do because it's not short for Ronald but for Tiburon--his siblings are Leona, Pantera, Piton, and Jag--comes down with the disease. Maybe his reaction was predestinated because his idea of rebellion against his father, another of the richest men in the world, is to open a penthouse to a randomly chosen visitor, and so he's just met Mariel, who was living in a car with her barely competent mother. Ron is ill for a few days, during which Mariel's mother dies, hardly missed. They meet at a camp where happy Crown Royale survivors live as a commune. Then they take off on a road trip. They are in their early teens.

Meanwhile Morgan Willmon-Wu, the perfect stereotype of the girl who was born with so much brains, looks, and money that everyone's always hated her and so she doesn't care about anybody either, hatches a plot to get control of the fortune of a woman who was just like her, sixty or seventy years ago. Old Glynis was using her charitable foundation mostly to make her enemies uncomfortable. Morgan wants to use it to work on an antidote to Crown Royale beatification...a virus that will be even more infectious and will leave its survivors in an emotional state of pure misery. 

 When he hears of Morgan's organization's experiment, Ron wants to stop them. He's become an "alpha spreader" who continues shedding virus and infecting people on whom he breathes. Some depressed people want him to breathe on them. Some he chooses to breathe on, telling them they'll thank him in a few days. Morgan's spin doctors tell the commercial media that, if any of those people have died, he's a murderer. When Morgan hears that Mariel is the first person known to be immune to the Crown Royale virus, she orders her staff to bring Mariel to their base of operations and work with her blood. She's quite willing to use all the blood Mariel has, but that's not necessary to achieve the results she wants. 

For me this story was not as thought-provoking as the author and publisher clearly expected it to be, because I didn't find it believable. And of course, in order to get the ARC that my Kindle failed to open through a dozen or so "updates," I had to promise not to send it to any younger Nephews to see whether they found it plausible and/or thought-provoking. But let's just say I'm not sympathetic to the kind of envy that went into the characterization of Morgan. 

In our world, an emotional "high" is produced by profitable though dangerous drugs for the benefit of rich and powerful old men, and so far no teenaged girl has shown any serious interest in counteracting it. And there are drugs that produce pain and misery, too, but why bother when withdrawal from the "antidepressant" drugs can do that, and can be wielded as a threat to keep otherwise competent people defining themselves as "patients" who "need" those antidepressant pills and will do what they're told in order to keep the pills coming. And although Mariel does seem to have a sort of practical intelligence she just doesn't need to use in most of this adventure, I'd rather be Morgan's aunt than Mariel's. 

Though Glynis consistently delights me and I expect most readers will enjoy her too, I find the characterization of the two girls misogynist. Morgan has talents, works hard to develop and use them, and is portrayed as consequently becoming a monster, very close to embodying Evil. She hints at deep feelings in keeping her father's family name attached to hers, but apparently she lost her father early enough that the only way she can honor that side of her family is by reenacting a conspiracy theory about the origins of "Wu-Flu"--no family ties, no cultural interests, no interest in Chinese wildlife. In our real world nineteen is a fairly horrible age to be and, on the whole, the emotionally reserved, high-achieving sort of nineteen-year-olds are the ones most likely to be tolerable to adults and become interesting human beings in their twenties. Mariel has only survival skills; through most of the story she's allowed to shut them down and just ride along being Ron's passive Cinderella girlfriend, and then she might be said to betray him, and then she's a helpless damsel in distress until the obligatory explosion scene in which she and Ron get to rescue each other. So, if teenaged girls don't aspire to or achieve anything more than just surviving the bad things life throws at them, they're pleasant to know but untrustworthy, and if they do aspire and achieve they're going to inflict permanent misery on the world? ??? 

Not that the virus scenario would be credible if somebody like Klaus Schwab was working to develop the misery virus, in this book, but somebody like Schwab would be more credible in that role than somebody more like a Trump granddaughter.

If you can suspend disbelief in its premises and take this "what if" story seriously enough to discuss and debate it, you'll probably like it. It's Neal Shusterman, so you know it's skilfully written, if a bit on the p.c. side (except for its dim views of teenaged girls and China), with plausible dialogues, just enough description, and lots of physical action that would make a lively movie. Its premises are too dissonant with reality for me, but obviously not for many people.

Tuesday Was National Rescue Dogs Day

(I'm typing this on Wednesday evening. Some of these animals may already have been claimed. Sorry if so.) 

So here are some of America's cutest photos of dogs and cats who still need to be rescued. Share the photos everywhere, please! And if you want to post Petfinder photo contests, especially from pages other than the ones I always check (NYC, DC, Atlanta), please send me links.

I should mention that Serena is totally ignoring this post...because she has more important things on her mind. She managed to become pregnant while ill. I sat sadly down to watch her give birth to dead, deformed fetuses...Serena-Seralini. "Hah!" she actually said. Nonverbally she added, "I am Serena Ni Burr Mac Irene etc. etc., there are no normal cats in my family for seven generations, and no mere human, not even my human godmother, should imagine she knows what to expect from me." A large light orange one, a large black one, and an extra-large red-orange and white one, were born on Sunday evening and are still squeaking contentedly, like healthy kittens, as of Wednesday evening. Serena still has the Seralini Effect gene, so who knows. I'm still giving thanks for the miracle of her surviving the winter. 

Will a rescue cat or dog be a fantastic once-in-a-lifetime pet for you or someone you know? Who knows. Serena's mother was the last rescue cat left, the one nobody wanted, at the break-up of the East End Cat Sanctuary. And then Serena herself was a puny little "preemie" whose three siblings all died. And then she started to show the benefit of all of her mother's milk and her mother's and human godmother's attention, and she's been the Queen of the Cat Sanctuary for eight years now. I only work there...

Zipcode 10101: Linda from Brooklyn


She weighs only six pounds--a healthy weight for her dainty little frame. Sometimes extra-small cats have medical problems. Linda doesn't seem to have, but she is fifteen years old.

Zipcode 20202: Seven from Bristow 


Seriously believed to have Russian Blue ancestors, Seven may have got a bonus point by sharing a name with the compassionate alien in Headspace. He is described as an affectionate cat who loves to purr and cuddle.

Zipcode 30303: Stars (and Stripes) from Jasper 


Stars and her near-identical sister Stripes were rescued on the fourth of July. They've had extensive veterinary care, including microchipping. 

Zipcode 10101: Hula from NYC 


At age seven, he weighs nine pounds. Hula is thought to have some Chihuahua ancestry. He can walk on a leash, though he's small enough to get exercise just bouncing around a downtown apartment if necessary. He has a heart condition that doesn't require treatment, so far, but requires annual checkups and may require treatment in a few years. Cat-sized dogs like Hula can, like cats, live more than ten years.

Zipcode 20202: Minnie from Texas by way of DC 


Her photo caught my eye for silly irrelevant reasons. The Cat Sanctuary once had a Queen Minnie whose sister was Pepper--gray tabby cats. This dog Minnie is located, on the page and in real life, near another black-and-white mixed-breed dog called Pepper. They sound worth adopting, though, apart or together. Minnie has natural immunity to parvovirus, has had all the essential veterinary care, and is said to be house-trained and "sweet as can be."

Zipcode 30303: Motly from Houston 


Motly is very young. He's a mix of shepherd and terrier type dogs, expected to look more like a terrier as he grows into those paws and ears. He is in Houston, Texas. They'll deliver him to your door for  an extra $300, or, if you happen to be in Texas or want to go there, you can arrange to meet him there and pay only the baseline $325. Meh. I'd try to haggle down from that $325/






 

Thursday, May 22, 2025

Book Review: Dragon's Apprentice

Title: The Dragon's Apprentice

Author: James Riley

Date: 2025

Publisher: Random House

ISBN: 978-0-593-81319-5

Quote: "[W]hy hadn't everyone learned magic like the Dragon Mage had promised?"

This novel takes place in a fairy-tale sort of setting with a twist. Dragons are real. Mostly they don't like humans. Magic is real. Most people don't know any. About a thousand years ago, the woman remembered as the Dragon Mage enlisted a few dragons to teach a few young people how to use Dragon Magic, especially to cure the malady called the Skael Cough. Mage, dragons, and their "apprentices" all vanished. Now Skael has a Warden who claims to speak for the Dragon Mage, a dreadful armored warrioress who tells people to obey the Warden and not try to learn anything about magic or dragons for themselves until the Warden brings her back--and it also has the journal of Bianca, one of the "apprentices" and an ancestor of young Ciara ("Key-ra"), who reads the journal. She knew the Warden was corrupt and mean, before reading the journal, because he's withholding medication for the Skael Cough from her mother. While hiding from the Warden and trying to read the journal, which asserts that the Mage was a plump, giggly woman who wanted everyone to learn magic, Ciara inadvertently summons Bianca's dragon teacher, Scorch. Then she's in real trouble.

Scorch maintains throughout the book that he doesn't want to teach Ciara. Of course, by the end of the book, he will. You knew that by the whimsical picture on the jacket. They will confront the Warden. They will heal Ciara's mother. They will find out what happened to the Mage, dragons, and apprentices. The only suspense is finding out how.

Despite the jacket cover that suggests that this book is meant for the primary grades, it's written for the middle grades. It will even hold the interest of fantasy-friendly adults reading it to younger children, once.

I happen to like the pro-sharing, anti-censorship theme in this book so I need to persuade you that that's not all there is to like about it. It's clever, cute, funny, even suspenseful if you care about the "how" of its foregone conclusion, and kids may enjoy the way the dragon spells have to be drawn like Chinese or Japanese characters. I'm not pleased by Random House's corporate ownership, at the moment, but they published some of the best children's books of the last century. This one won't disappoint people who grew up on  Random House books.

Wednesday, May 21, 2025

Lessons from Book Characters

I was always warned to be wary of learning anything from a book that hadn't been verified in real life. There are, however, book characters that do a good job of embodying what we've been taught in real life. Here are some characters whose messages I've reality-checked. Top ten list, again starting with books I remember reading as a child: 

1. The Tar Baby in Walt Disney's America 

There are several different versions of the Tar Baby story. I first read it in the Disney movie commemoration books that came out around the time Walt D. died and I learned to read. Disney's Tar Baby was adapted from Joel Chandler Harris's. You might find a more modern version. I hope so, because I find the way Harris wrote dialect very off-putting. I can stand to listen to people who talk like that, or as close as real people living today get to it; I'm not willing to read it.

Anyway, the Tar Baby is an inanimate object dressed up to look like a human, set up as a trap for a pushy, bossy extrovert. All the other characters are so annoyed by Rabbit's obnoxious manners that they set up this Tar Baby. Sure enough, Rabbit speaks to the Tar Baby. When it doesn't answer, Rabbit hits it. Then he's stuck in the tar and the others can catch him and punish him. 

Moral: If you are a nice, quiet person minding your business, other people who don't mind their business but speak to you are likely to attack you, because they are not nice people. This is why Jesus told us not to be like the hypocrites who love greetings. A greeting that is not part of a real two-way conversation is a hostile act. This is so, so true. 

2. Wonder Woman in a lot of comic books my parents always refused to buy

Really beautiful women have black hair. Women with other types of hair can look good too, but straight black hair is the best kind. 

3. Helen Keller in her Story of My Life and various biographies 

Blind people can read Braille by touch. It's like this terrific secret code that they are willing to let you learn and use. However, in real life Braille is not written with the basic Braille alphabet that is included in most books about Helen Keller, so this information is not as useful as it first appeared. After reading a book about Helen Keller you can't read even the sign in an elevator in Braille. 

4. Mary Lennox in The Secret Garden by Frances Hodgson Burnett 

If you are a Weepy Weed because you are still ill as a result of having had a disease that killed everyone else in your family, and you have a nice place to live with a lot of strangers some of whom are cousins but that's all you have, and you don't have any chemical sensitivities to worry about, just find a garden to fuss over and you will gradually become healthy and happy again. This is probably true but it is not applicable to children who are Weepy Weeds because they have chemical sensitivities. Being outdoors when chemicals are sprayed makes kids mopier. 

5. Sara Crewe in A Little Princess by Frances Hodgson Burnett 

If you are by nature a nice, quiet, intelligent, and charitable person, some people will like you. Then again some people will hate you just because others like you. Also, some people's attitudes toward you are based entirely on what they hope to get, not even from you but from your parents, so if they have just given you the best party and presents ever while planning to send an inflated bill to your Papa, and they hear that he's dead, don't expect them even to say "I was sorry to hear about your father" before they start trying to get that money out of you. You will get by with a little help from a few good friends, as long as you don't bog down in feelings about the people who never were and never would have been friends. 

6. Sham in King of the Wind by Marguerite Henry 

It is good to be patient and put up with disappointments. If you can't stand it any more and just have to vent some feelings on somebody, however, the best plan is to tear into someone who is much bigger than you are, in front of other people who will break up the fight before this person figures out what is going on and kills you by falling on top of you. Never hit anyone who looks as if you'd have a chance to win a fair fight with him, however much he deserves it. Save the aggression for Goliath. At least you will get so many points for style that it may take a long time for anyone to get around to punishing you, and if and when they do punish you, they'll come around. 

7. Nancy Drew (yes!) in The Mystery of the 99 Steps 

Nancy Drew Mysteries are easy to figure out. Bad people can always be spotted by their bad manners. Nancy learns things along the way, though, while she finds ways to prove the rule of crime solving for her world. In this particular book she learns that French is a real language, similar to Spanish. That Nancy Drew book, which Mother didn't want me to read, really did prepare me to enjoy the French books and records Mother wanted me to study next year. 

8. Charlie Brown in I forget which of the books of collected cartoons; an early one 

For as long as you run at that football, Lucy is going to pull it away. So if you go on playing with Lucy, you like her game. If you don't like the game other people are playing, step aside and don't play any more. 

9. Daniel Webster in "The Devil and Daniel Webster" 

Words change people. A writer has an important job. 

10. Anne Frank in The Diary of a Young Girl 

If you have books to read and paper to write on, you can get through anything. Even if you don't, people will find your writing and pour onto it all their feelings about your having died young.

Status Update: Will Microsoft Drive Me into Phone Mode?

I get to take up space in a restaurant whose food I don't even want to eat for parts of up to two days a week, while waiting for the company to admit that what they installed in the place where the router used to be IS NOT A COMPUTER ROUTER, and during this time Microsoft wants to play keep-away and prevent me from uploading harmless book-related content for youall.

Fine.

The company insists on sticking me with a PHONE router, not a computer router. Microsoft insists on sabotaging my computer with endless "updates" of fifty different spyware programs, all of which it would run much better without. Other people's computers are working. Is mine not working because the corporations want to stop this web site posting new content?

Fine.

One more minute of delay, Microsoft, and I tell someone I'll take the flat phone person is trying to get rid of, and use it to call people who don't read blogs and talk to them about Glyphosate Awareness.

All.

Summer.

Long.

You can make absolutely sure that the "updates" don't start for one hour after the last keystroke, or the "reach" of Glyphosate Awareness can multiply exponentially.

Book Review: The Virgin and the Laid-Back Billionaire

Title: The Virgin and the Laid-Back Billionaire 

Author: Olivia Sinclair 

Date: 2023 

Quote: "[T]o honor her last wishes...she wants me to seduce her brother?" 

Right. Mika's college roommate, dying from a congenital heart condition even when they were at school together, has left behind some sealed instructions to be opened on selected dates. The first one is for Mika to seduce her brother, a rich bachelor who takes marriage seriously, fifteen years older than the roommates. This being a fantasy, he's available and interested, and in a few months they're opening the instructions that tell them to have seven children whose initials will spell out the deceased woman's name.

You knew that was coming. The only reason to read this book, if you're not selling or reviewing it, is that you want to wallow in the details of how Mika and Tanner seduce each other. The details are fairly steamy, with some words that will attract disgusting  ads to your computer. So, if you want this kind of story as a  marital aid, either download it to a dedicated Kindle device that's not connected to anything else, or buy a printed copy.

Tuesday, May 20, 2025

Book Review: Cat Scratch Murder

Title: Cat Scratch Murder 

Author: Karen McSpade 

Date: 2022 

Publisher: Newcastle

Quote: "It's your grandmother. She's been arrested for murder." 

The murder in this cozy mystery was neither committed nor solved by any of the four cats. The cats do, however, help Sidney Grace notice the ghost who helps her prove her grandmother's innocence. 

It doesn't have to be believable. It's funny, frivolous froth. There's a series. Subsequent volumes are reviewed at https://priscillaking.blogspot.com/2024/03/book-review-witch-in-disguise.html .

Monday, May 19, 2025

Book Review: House of Mud

Title: House of Mud 

Author: Joseph J. Dowling 

Date: 2023 

Quote: "[T]he house refused to take shape. The mud wouldn't allow it." 

Suzie and Chris want to build a house in the country where their two children won't have to go to a city school. But delays, unanticipated expenses, and uncooperative weather are too much for Chris to cope with. He starts drinking heavily. Then it seems as if their home may be haunted. Can Suzie and the children escape back to the city? 

This short story presented as a book left me with a complete lack of respect for the characters. Some people don't deserve to have children. I'm not sure to whom I can recommend this mini-tragedy...maybe people who've been living in the country long enough to enjoy a sarcastic laugh at weak and stupid city folk, but do country people feel mean enough to pay for that?

Butterfly of the Week: Graphium Fulleri

Graphium fulleri is a very debatable species. Entomologists debate whether it really is a distinct species and, if so, what it ought to be called. In English it's called Riley's Swallowtail, although it doesn't have swallowtails and Graphium rileyi is a different butterfly (though thought to be "closely related"). Why not Fuller's Swallowtail? Who knows? In Latin it's found on some lists as Graphium fulleri ucalegonides, on others as Graphium ucalegonides fulleri, and some scientists list other subspecies names for Graphium fulleri.


All available photos are of museum specimens, but living butterflies are not described as much more colorful than the museum pieces. This one is, according to GBIF.org, on display at a museum in Cameroon.

W.J. Holland wrote that fulleri differs from ucalegonides "in having the median band of light spots on the fore wing widely interrupted, in not having a large whitish spot at the lower outer angle of the cell of the fore wing, and in having a series of submarginal spots in both fore and hind wings."

It is part of a group of species that all look and behave very much alike: Graphium abri, adamastor, agamedes, almansor, auriger, aurivilliusi, hachei, kigoma, olbrechtsi, poggianus, rileyi, schubotzi, simoni, ucalegon, and ucalegonides are all similar enough that people hesitate to post photos of them on the Internet. Wikipedia and several science sites identify this species with drawings rather than photos. In the e-book on African Graphiums at Metamorphosis.org, they are lumped together at the back, with lists of references but no proper descriptions or photos.

It has a few alternate names. Since being described as Papilio fulleri in 1883, it's been reassigned to the genus Graphium or Arisbe, and species names have included boulleti, foersterius, sanganus, sangonoides, stetteni, and weberi as well as ucalegonides.

Whether it's a species or a subspecies fulleri is not common, and may be endangered, or some subspecies or populations may be. It is found in Cameroon, Chad, both "Congo" countries, Gabon, and Guinea. 

For a Swallowtail it's not usually shown looking very glamorous, but some sources say the brown hind wings can shimmer like copper.  

Nothing seems ever to have been published about the life cycle of this species. 

Friday, May 16, 2025

Book Review: Charmed Witches

Title: Charmed Witches 

Author: Humphrey Quinn 

Date: 2019 

Publisher: Rachel Daigle 

ISBN: 978-1393356448 

Quote: "William was a vampire. She was a human. A witch, but still human. And William had a strict no-dating-humans policy." 

 Charlie, Michael, and Melinda Howard are orphans in their early twenties--or is their father still alive somewhere? Charlie has been bitten by a werewolf and feels wolfish cravings, which he can only just control, when the moon is full. Michael can see the current mental activity of a living person or the last memories of a dead person when he touches the person. Melinda makes potions and blocks inconvenient memories from ordinary people's minds. 

 All of them are actively heterosexual but in this book each of them is doomed to heartache. Charlie's girlfriend is neither the human she seems to most people to be, nor the werewolf she seems to Charlie to be. Melinda finally meets the perfect sweetheart, falls in love, and flops into bed before meeting his family; even for witches this is always a mistake. And Michael's girlfriend, a "spirit vessel" or channeller, really is nice--which, considering the sort of people (?) Michael has to deal with every day, means she's a walking target. 

The author divides the book into "three seasons" with an eye on half-hour TV episodes. The adventures take place in one wild and crazy summer.

Thursday, May 15, 2025

Book Review: Tales of Tharassas

Title: Tales of Tharassas 

Author: J. Scott Coatsworth 

Date: 2023 

Publisher: Other Worlds Ink 

Quote: "Why is your skin so light?" 

In a far-off future humans have colonized a few other planets. One of them is Tharassas, whose indigenous populations include animals called emps that ride around on their humans and observe what others are feeling about them. 

 You might think that this would make it easier for people to get along with each other. You'd be wrong. The population of Tharassas are descendants of a group of Earth people who rejected enforced "diversity" guidelines so you know they're vicious White racists... Sigh. It is possible to write good stories that happen to express fashionable, politically correct, ideas but it's all too easy for p.c. thinkers to crank out political tracts that express nothing but p.c. ideas, and that's what Tales of Tharassas is. The identity politics that are so tedious today, according to this book, will never end. How discouraging. 

There's a story about race hate, during the stage when people on supply ships from earth are hailed as "angels" so a little Black boy gets to see his grandfather as an "angel," and a story about lesbians who don't get to become a couple, and a story about homosexual men who get to be a couple briefly, and that's all there is to this book. 

And of course socialism is taken for granted. Farmers live on land granted to them by the government, not land they've claimed by agreement with their fellow colonists. Is that the problem? In a more libertarian fantasy series, the author had written ten or eleven volumes about the world he'd invented before someone complained that no one in it seemed to be Black. Actually most characters weren't described and many weren't human...anyway the author promptly brought in a lot of Black Americans and led them to a likely spot for a new human settlement, near a lake that featured a population of alligator-like creatures called chobees. Their local guides asked someone in the settlement on the other side of the lake, "Would you like to see more humans across the lake from you?" They would, their spokesman said. "Do you care what color they are?" After some thought their spokesman said "We might prefer that they not be green, to avoid confusion with the chobees." When people are free to take responsibility for their own lives, do the ones who are not trying to coexist with alligators care whether their neighbors' faces are green? 

Coatsworth isn't young but neither does he seem to be old enough to be excused for writing stories that imagine that political debates that are really behind most of humankind in 2023 might be forgotten by the year 2400. It's like reading fiction from the year 1700 in which the writer expected Barbados to be a penal colony for Britain and the other British colonies in 2023 and imagined that slaves would still be needed to tan the hide to make buggy whips. 

"Did you love these stories? Click to buy more," a link in the e-book shamelessly advertises. I did not love the stories. Tharassas is a relatively appealing science fiction planet, with sentient plants and three-winged birds; too bad the best thing to be said for its population is that they make real human beings look nice.

Wednesday, May 14, 2025

Book Review: The Blackmail Job

Title: The Blackmail Job 

Author: Shane Shepherd 

Date: 2022 

Quote: "I should be able to return any time I like, but I am a criminal..." 

Jason Rokku participated in a war crime and now has to live with the status of a criminal in a fictional society that has interplanetary travel, yet has still managed to preserve classic desktop computers. It's hard not to sympathize with such a world. In this short "prequel," Rokku meets the people for whom he'll be working in longer stories while securing a video that can be used to destroy a man's political career. 

I feel able to live without the rest of the series after reading this book, but if you like science fiction with spies in it, you might not.

Some Favorite Books That Became Films or TV Shows

This week's Long & Short Reviews question asks reviewers to list favorite books that have been made into films, TV shows, videos, etc.

I spend so little time watching moving pictures, I wouldn't even know if any favorite books had been sucked into the movie monster recently. I remember some books I liked that became Disney movies. I read the souvenir books based on the movies first, then became old enough to find the books in libraries. I may or may not ever have watched the movies... 

1. Mary Poppins by P.L. Travers 

Silly sentimental kid stuff, with an undertone of snark that was aimed at adults and that still pleases me as an adult. The story was a four-volume series. It's worth collecting all four volumes, and yes, though not intentionally racist they are full of silly stereotypes that are part of the time-travelling ride. Deal with it. 

2. The Hundred and One Dalmatians by Dodie Smith 

Animal stories are hard to make into movies. I can see why Disney gave up and made the movie a cartoon...all those animal characters! 

3. Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll 

Anyone can have dreams, and a few unfortunate people even have migraine auras, as goofy as this. The trick is writing it all down in a way that forms a plot. Oh, and it helps to have literary-type friends who crack picturesque jokes and keep them running. The writer known as Lewis Carroll had friends who wrote down the origins of several jokes and plot twists in Alice, in their journals, after the parties and picnics where the jokes were first cracked. (See Anny in Love for samples that have been reprinted in a new book.)

4. The Swiss Family Robinson by Johann Wyss 

Is it boring to read about how they made and did things, or inspiring? Depends on how much camp-type stuff you want to do. 

5. So Dear to My Heart by Sterling North 

Technically people from Indiana are not hillbillies. They are Hoosiers, a different sort of thing. Even to my generation the characters in this book seemed like hillbillies, although they are Hoosiers, because, as a matter of historical fact, the different rural American subcultures all had a lot in common. 

6. Pinocchio by Carlo Collodi 

It used to be easy to find English translations of the whole original book--a great-uncle had one--but by the time The Nephews came along, complete translations were much easier to find in Spanish, and if you consider how hard it is to find anything in Spanish in much of the US...! The whole book is much more interesting than the Disney version, though it also contains a lot of Italian Catholic references that Disney thought would be too divisive.

7. Peter and the Star Catchers by Dave Barry 

The Disney movie was based very loosely on Peter Pan and Wendy by James M. Barrie, which was a dreadful book, though funny in spots. When I was a child libraries pushed children away from Barrie's book by giving us a more recent British revision by some woman author I forget. When The Nephews were at the age to enjoy it most, Dave Barry and Ridley Pearson undertook to do the story justice. I think their series is what the story should have been in the first place. Everyone should read it first. 

8. E.T. the Extraterrestrial by William Kotzwinkle 

If anything I liked volume 2, E.T. the Book of the Green Planet, even better. 

9. The Chronicles of Narnia by C.S. Lewis 

Both movie versions were desecrations. There's no substitute for reading the books.

10. Matilda by Roald Dahl

Actually I liked all of his children's books, even the worn-out Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory that I always suspected of having been written as a commercial. (The book was printed in the US about the time Willy Wonka brand candies appeared in stores, though the book and the movie have lasted much longer than the candies.) Roald Dahl was not always a perfectly nice man, and his books contain jokes and images that aren't nice, either, which used to be what some children liked about them. If Dahl had chosen to write some less offensive stories for nice little girls, I might have liked those better than things like The Twits, but posthumous censorship is ruder than anything Dahl wrote.

Tuesday, May 13, 2025

Book Review: Fever Beach

When I saw this picture online, I merely said that he didn't look patriotic to me. When Carl Hiaasen saw it, he created a character who's likely to stay in your mind...you've been warned! 


The character Jonas Onus is described as looking just like that.

Some Republicans are going to call this book a hatespew. If the antagonist whose viewpoint opens and dominatthis book had been anything but a blue-collar White man, left-wing bigots would call it a hatespew. Hiaasen certainly doesn't mind letting left-wingers enjoy the fictive facts that Dale Figgo and his one friend, who becomes his mortal enemy, Jonas Onus, are right-wingers, hate-spewers, and also too stupid to have survived forty years in the real world. But Republicans do not, by and large, feel a need to howl about how badly their feelings are hurt by any disagreement with their opinions. Many Rs have as sharp a sense of humor as Independents have. Though there's never a moment of doubt that Figgo and Onus are the kind of fools who tend to self-destruct in picturesque, ironically appropriate, ways in Hiaasen novels, the satire here is a higher grade than a mere hatespew. A right-wing group that shares the name of one in the real world has rejected Figgo; a believable Republican confronts Figgo at the beginning of the story and sabotages his group later; and though the ecological "monkey wrench" activist, Twilly Spree, and his current girlfriend are clearly not right-wing, it's also clear that their rejection of right-wing strategy is working against them and their cause.

At the beginning of the story Figgo is forcing an unwary hitchhiker to help him dump hate sheets and other garbage on the well-kept lawns of a gated neighborhood. The first resident who looks at one of the hate sheets is the sold-out but well-intentioned Republican who confronts Figgo. They get into a fight; both are hurt, and in the hospital the Republican hatches a plot to destroy Figgo's organization from within. He becomes the only person who's ever been recruited into the group by Figgo's hatespews.

The group meet at a place called Fever Beach. They call themselves the Strokers for Liberty. Until this story gets rolling, their activity has been yet another form of self-gratification. Attracted to Figgo's group because, unlike some real right-wing groups, it does not demand that members adhere to old church rules about things like direct physical self-pleasuring, the group consists mostly of lonely, underpaid working- to welfare-class White men who get together to blame other people, preferably leftists and/or ethnic minority types, for their general lack of success in life. 

But things are about to pick up. Figgo rents his attic to a young woman who works for one of those charitable foundations that exist mainly to sound a trumpet before every unselfish act their profoundly selfish founders ever do. The philanthropists, an old married couple, seem smarmy to their office assistant, Viva, but are actually much nastier. They give some money to Congressman Clure Boyette, the most corrupt ever. Maintaining his usual focus on giving the minimum of "donations" to people who claim to be doing something and spending the maximum on his wife and other women to keep them from becoming discontented enough to meet each other, Clure gives some to the Strokers. And then the group is joined, first by a well-off retiree, and then by a man who seems to have some chance of success in life! Woo-hoo! Figgo cooks up a secret plan for a demonstration that will make them look really bad and also get several of them beaten up.

The fellow who seems a few IQ points ahead of the other Strokers--like fifty, maybe sixty points--is Twilly Spree, the close-as-it-gets-to-a-hero of several previous Hiaasen novels. Twilly is smart, tough, bold, educated, and the heir of enough money to pay most of the fines he's incurred through "monkey wrench" activism. He loves unspoiled Florida landscape so much that he's contemplating leaving it forever; he really hates to see another swamp, grove, beach, or field "developed" into a shopping plaza or housing project. He usually wins a small temporary victory at the end of each novel in which he appears. Maybe that's why it never occurs to him that, for less money than he's spending to get into and out of trouble, he could buy a few thousand acres of land and surround himself with unspoiled landscape for the rest of his life. Nevertheless, everyone who shares one of Twilly's adventures loves him. Viva, too.

Rounding out the cast are Clure's soon-to-be-ex-wife and his current "honey," whose working name is Galaxy; her ID shows her name as Janice Eileen Smith and her age as seventeen. Viva and Galaxy become friends. Either one might be called the heroine of the story. Both are the sort of gals all guys fantasize about having as summer friends, but not so many people, male or female, would want to try to keep up with on a regular basis. 

Corruption will be exposed, and the hopeless right-wingnuts will stop throwing hate sheets onto people's property forever, by the end of the book. This is one of Hiaasen's "adult" novels, at which aunts aren't supposed to laugh as freely as we do at this novels for younger readers. The only other "person" who was in the office when I was reading this book was my cat. She'll never tell.