Well, I voted. And although too many of my townsfolk sat this election out, those of us who came into town voted like good fellows, more than 80% red on all four lines on the ballot. Tragically a lot of ballots were cast in the Swamp and we lost. The whole State lost. Those swamp creatures could not resist the blonde.
They will soooo regret this. Somebody Out There needs to record an independent folk-processed version of "I Hate Myself for Voting Blue" for them to sing along with. For one thing, have they been watching her face aging, her hair thinning, her muscle tremors? Ghostface is quite likely to have a nervous breakdown before the first legislative session's over. When electing our first female governor we might have had one who was already safely through the Change of Life, but noooo! Angry Abigail is all set to show the world how ugly a Change can be!
Wait'll the Schumer Schutdown wipes out the emergency fund, Swampies, and your D favorites do the only thing their party ever thinks of doing, and the taxes on your homes rise to the point that you have to move into the slums the Ds have been so carefully building and maintaining for you. You thought you were middle-class? Sorry, the Democratic Socialist agenda calls for more huddled masses to be miserable enough to think they want the DSA's "Great Reset." Maybe you'll form emotional bonds with the roaches.
Meanwhile this web site officially grants permission to Northerners to call the worshippers of the lemony locks Nazis, racists, and fools, provided that they recognize that we on the Point of Virginia have shown the common sense and the moral sense the Swamp so regrettably lacked..
Animals
The great gray owl in the Western States typically stands taller and has a greater wingspan than the great horned owl in the Eastern States, but the great horned owl is typically heavier. Both are big enough that they can--and do--eat cats or small dogs, as well as poultry. Neither is intelligent enough to be scared away easily. Both are easy to shoot by daylight; unfortunately neither is exactly easy to move to a wildlife preserve where it won't do any harm, like the one photographed below, but, if you want to be Truly Sporting, you can try. Some people claim to have trapped these owls in raccoon-sized box traps. Others say you have to buy and set up the more elaborate bal chatri trap. A trapped owl is an angry owl, and an angry owl can lock its talons into a man's arm so stubbornly that the only way the man can reclaim his arm is to cut off the owl's feet, so the trap must be handled with care.
Obituary
Former Vice-President Cheney, age 84. I think he was our only Vice-President whose name has been censored for non-political reasons.
Politics
Seriously, this is what it's starting to look like...Obamacare is not viable. For anybody. The Party of the Stubborn Jackass are so committed to making this racket pay off (does anyone have any data on how much they're invested in insurance companies?), they don't even care if the people who can't pay their own medical bills all starve.
The party's Democratic Socialist leadership are, collectively, a piece of work. Wodehouse's description of socialists a hundred years ago still applies: They work for the abolition of private property, and start by grabbing all they can and sitting on it. Though Angry Abigail Spambucket's spamming was lavishly funded by out-of-state donors many of whom have become very vocal about wanting to break our longstanding alliance with Israel, for example, Spambucket also took money from the pro-Israeli lobby:
Salesmen, Reliability of
I looked up the temperature in Kingsport before leaving the house. Google, of its own volition, churned up extra questions and answers. "What is the nicest neighborhood in Kingsport, Tennessee?"
Answer: "Some of the best neighborhoods in or around Kingsport, Tennessee are Lynn Garden, Borden Village and Highland Park."
Lynn Garden was nice...once. Before the construction and stocking of the slum. I used to walk through it at any time of day or night, my worst concern being tedious conversation. Now people I know prefer not even to drive through Lynn Garden. Now it's where to buy prescription drugs, including methamphetamine, without a prescription. Some call it "Meth Mountain." Very nice, Realtor.com.
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