Keywords: Gashly ABC Rhymes

I just wrote a whole new piece of Bad Poetry in honor of the Washington Post Style Invitational verse contest. To read it, click here and follow instructions:

https://www.patreon.com/user?u=4923804

Keywords:

Washington Post 
Edward Gorey
ABC rhymes
https://www.washingtonpost.com/entertainment/style-invitational-gorey-bits-from-a-to-z--give-us-edgy-alphabet-rhymes/2017/05/25/5243edbc-3f6f-11e7-8c25-44d09ff5a4a8_story.html
number of entries that will include "T is for Trump." There might be a bonus prize for guessing how many of those entries feature either "dump" or "rump" as end rhymes and/or "tacky" inside a line. Can this web site do better than that? We hope.
news links
Animals
Bill (in legislature)
Craigslist
Dinosaur
E-mail
Flamewars
Greed
Horses
Insects
Judgment
Killing
Lefties
Microsoft Windows 10
Nosy Nerds
Officious Overlords
Protection rackets
Quality standards
'Rithmetic
Common Core
Stingingworms
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http://priscillaking.blogspot.com/2013/06/heres-summary-of-whats-known-about-buck.html
Taxes
Urbanski, U.M.C.P. stabber.
Vile anti-conservative innuendos
World War III
eXtinction
Yuppies
Zambia