Friday, December 2, 2022

Flowers That Confuse Language Learners

Bleeding hearts
(more like other parts
if viewed from some angles)

Indian pipes
(moist as packaged wipes,
on slopes, in tangles)

Naked lady
leaves nothing shady
on the ground below

Dutchman's breeches
history teaches
the Dutch wore them so

Lady's thumb
has a flavor some-
thing like fresh millet

Dry land fish
are a tasty dish
fried up in a skillet

Oak apples
thorn apples
they can't be serious

Cedar apples
love apples
sarcasm was furious

Lady's slipper
fits a doll's flipper
like a miniature shoe

But elephant ears
the linguist fears
never would do

Look up sass
look up frass
glad sassafras is neither?

Pineapple's
not pine nor apple
and never was either

A moon penny
is not worth any
money, Earth or lunar

Blue grass
from green will pass
to orange, sooner

Bread-and-butter,
people mutter,
no more that than cheese--

and at least a hundred
more plant names are
as funny as these

(Fun fact: Except for the human fat, Raymond Buckland has documented that all the nasty-sounding things Shakespeare put into the witches' brew in Macbeth were wildflowers.)

24 comments:

  1. This is just delightful (and spot on!) Thanks for stopping by, Priscilla! Happy December!

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  2. Fun and funny! It reads like a nursery rhyme and reminds me of this sister poem which I wrote long ago. https://looseleafnotes.com/2013/02/a-jam-slam/

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    1. Great minds think alike...so do whimsical minds? Thank you for the link. It really is a "sister poem."

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  3. This was a delight to read! And I agree with Colleen, it sounds like a nursery rhyme in love with a gardener's mind. :-)

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  4. Oh, how I love this! Including the clever rhyme scheme. (And I am always trying to explain to people that the witches in Macbeth were talking herbally.)

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    1. Yes...I think Shakespeare meant just to make them as creepy as possible, but he might have found an actual recipe for some sort of "flying" or mystifying potion.

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  5. For me this was a fun read, Thank You. Clever too, especially the lady verses. The rhyme made it more fun to read, thanks for that also.
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  6. Ha ha!! Always interesting to find out why those names came about... probably some fascinating stories there!!!

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    1. It would be fun to know the "why"! "Apple" might have been used to mean any fruit, as "corn" meant any grain. "Lady's thumb" could have indicated how long the leaves are. "Elephant ear" might have been thought to describe the shape of the leaves, which are large, but not that large. The others, who knows?

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  7. Delightful! Reads like a nursery rhyme.
    The names we made for some flowers! Over here we have coat buttons, mile-a-minute, elephant grass and cupid's shave brush, to name a few. :)

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    1. I've heard of elephant grass. It would be fun to read a blog post about these, with pictures.

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  8. That's a Lovely take for a prompt àns nice fun read too.

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  9. So great to read and love the rhythmn of it

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  10. Seriously, a fun read. Smiled the whole way through.

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