Friday, October 31, 2025

Web Log for 10.30.25

Animals 

Bird "poem":


Art 


Ganked from https://tao-talk.com/2025/10/27/dverse-halloween-haibun-monday/ (and if you like haibun, there are some nice ones). I'm not sure I believe it, but it's splendid!

Excuses, Non-Tenable 

Robby Starbuck claims that charges against him were simply made up by Google--as if someone typed possible criminal charges against a person, and the person's name, into the search bar and the plagiarism-bot just wrote a piece of fiction about a whole criminal case that never happened. To find out whether that's possible I just searched for "Gavin Newsom child porn charges," "Gavin Newsom bestiality charges," and "Is Gavin Newsom a horse thief." Google defended Newsom every time, though "Gavin Newsom bestiality charges" yielded a report that he'd cheated on his wife in a more normal way. 

I then tried "Priscilla King embezzlement charges" and "Priscilla King DUI charges." Google didn't make up anything outrageous about me, either. The name "Priscilla King" is less unusual than the name "Gavin Newsom." Several people are called Priscilla King in real life and, regrettably, one in eastern Virginia (about half my age) was arrested for driving under the influence, during the present year, and another young woman by that name was picked up by police for being homeless. Anyway, it's nice to know that Gavin Newsom is not a horse thief, and that it's unlikely that Google's plagiarism-bot would make up any awful stories about Robby Starbuck, either. 

Hurricane 

Conspiracy theories about the Monster are circulating. This rogue meteorologist with the deliberately annoying voice is no fan of the Censored News Initiative, so when he says the conspiracy theories in this case are silly, I incline to believe they are. 


Mercy Chefs dot com are legitimate and are in Jamaica. Other legitimate charities are on other islands. We could really have used Twitter now, but it looks as if you may have to stick with e-mail for updates on places, people, and organizations you know. And prayers.

Literature 

Jamie Wilson is working to build one publishing house that will read manuscripts by--and for!--White men. Their web site is still under construction and they still lean heavily on Substack, but they're worth watching.


Specific poem. This is Christian, and worth reading even if you're not a Christian because it's a .
fresh yet classic sonnet.


Politics 

Ilhan Omar's best photo?


[Photo by Manuel Balce Ceneta, Associated Press]

The beige in that scarf may not be the ideal match for her complexion--very few people actually look their best in beige--but Rep. Omar declared loyalty to the United States and even support for the President she so often opposes, so this may be the way some people want to remember her best.

Tourism 

This is a lazy Boomer's view of Grandfather Mountain in North Carolina. This web site would like to see some younger people's pictures of the hiking trails. 


Photo by Cathy Kennedy. 

Book Review: Anansi Boys

Some people don't want to sell or promote anything by Neil Gaiman because, although his sexual misconduct wasn't rape, it did harm the marriage he betrayed and the "other woman" he disappointed. This is a valid concern. However, because today is Halloween and because we're all connecting with our Inner Caribbean Islanders this week, I'm reposting this post from the past anyway. Anansi Boys, which became American Gods, was a brilliant feat of folklore/horror/humor. 

Book Review: Anansi Boys

Author: Neil Gaiman

Date: 2005

Publisher: Harper Collins

ISBN: 978-0-06-051519-5

Length: 384 pages plus a preview chapter from Fragile Things

Quote: “As a general rule, the only things properly terrified by the approach of penguins tend to be small fish, but when the numbers get large enough...”

British-American Neil Gaiman begins this novel by acknowledging his debts to “the ghosts of Zora Neale Hurston, Thorne Smith, P.G. Wodehouse, and Frederick ‘Tex’ Avery.” If you try to imagine a novel that this unlikely quartet, or someone who’d tried to learn from each of them, might have written, there is a very slight possibility that you’ll have some idea what to expect from Anansi Boys.

It helps if you know that Anansi is a trickster character in folklore and that “Anansi Stories” is a West Indian name for anything from comic nonsense to outright lies. Anansi Boys is mostly comic nonsense, but it does contain at least one outright lie.

It’s not exactly a horror story, but it does have a few characters who ought by rights to be dead. Mr. Nancy, senior, is a supernatural creature who has chosen to seem dead, temporarily, in order to lend his immortality to his son, Charlie Nancy. Charlie once ignorantly arranged for a witch to transfer his magical qualities into a separate life form, a “long-lost twin” whom Charlie decides wasn’t lost enough when he finds his grown-up brother Spider during the course of this novel. As each brother uses what powers he has to save the other, each matures into a complete young man. But there’s also a murder victim whose husband would prefer that she join him in the afterlife, but she insists on staying active as a ghost long enough to punish the murderer.

It’s meant to be nonsense, not religion, but since all “Anansi Stories” are based in a Pagan belief system that conflicts with Christian doctrines, fundamentalists are entitled to barn Anansi Boys from their home.

Banning it may make children more interested in sneaking peeks at it., They will probably “get” enough of the jokes to want to read the whole thing.

I would encourage children not to read this book. You’ll miss too many of the best bits if you’ve not read all the older books that went into Gaiman’s mind to produce this one, and it’s unlikely that you’d have time to read all of them before age 25. Why spoil the suspense by reading the story before you can understand the jokes? Read Coraline, or any of the Discworld books, and save Anansi Boys for later.

There’s less sex and violence in this book than there is in most horror stories, but there’s enough of both to offend some readers. Women who respect their life-giving potential will particularly dislike the character of Rosie, who has always been able to abstain from premature baby-making with Charlie, whom she thinks she loves, but flops into bed the first time she meets Spider and decides that this means she loves him more. (To be fair, at that point in the novel the brothers look identical; Rosie thinks she’s finally giving in to Charlie.) Gaiman spares us the disgusting details and slips this plot element into the story deftly enough, wrapping it up in enough British West Indian slang, that a child reader might miss it...but it’s there. If she’s really in love, guys, she won’t even think clearly enough to bother about birth control! That’s the outright lie. If she really loves you, she’ll protect you from premature fatherhood, just as, if you really love her, you’ll spare her from even having to think about premature motherhood.

On the other hand readers are entitled to appreciate the West Indian-ness of the characters. Their culture, like their genes, is a mixture of Native Caribbean, African, Indian, British, and European influences. Nobody takes much time to analyze what came from where except when, as occasionally happens, someone defies the genetic odds by looking completely “White.” Being financially well off, the characters travel freely among the islands, London, and Florida. Free to be their individual selves, they hold no prejudices (only an occasional individual grudge) and feel some empathy for the less well-to-do West Indians who can’t afford to travel off their native island.

Readers who live in places where they don’t meet people like this in real life will probably want to. I enjoyed being married to one; I enjoyed the memories Gaiman’s characters called back.

There’s also the chuckle factor...Gaiman is the student, former co-author, and novelistic heir of Terry Pratchett, and his comedic style is fully worthy of his teacher and should appeal to all Pratchett fans. Fans of Douglas Adams, Piers Anthony, Sue Townsend, P.G. Wodehouse, and/or Charles Williams may also enjoy this book.

Then there’s the sheer novelty of finding a story in English that sides with the spiders against the birds. You may still prefer birds, but you could still benefit from the mental stretch of identifying with the spiders. 

Bad Poetry: Montego's Monster


The old man remembered of bad hurricanes 
He survived in Florida, in the past, 
How the heat seemed to be crushing his brains 
And might have done it if it could last. 

That, and the wind that roared like the thunder 
And the lightning that flickered like blue-white flames, 
Rain hammering as if paid to push you under 
The floods of the storms given human names. 

Whatever was not built of steel and concrete 
Might as well have been made of mud and thatch. 
Power lines and poles, the grid almost complete, 
Tore off the land like a pasted patch. 

Ports of call on a luxury vacation 
Sing in chorus the post-disaster blues: 
No place has been left for luxuriation; 
The ships will have to continue to cruise. 

Vacationers must be told now that they may go 
Further south to Antigua or Trinidad. 
Montego's income routes to Tobago? 
When Jamaicans say that, we know it's bad. 

Though the three peaks of Trinidad are splendid, 
Though Barbados is rich in scenic beauty, 
Though Aruba has often been recommended 
To those who think seeing the world's a duty, 

Still the sight of a tourist dollar slipping 
Away from Bermuda and on to the south 
Surely turns fresh-caught fish, and the very best dipping 
Sauce, to ash in the businessman's mouth,

As the businessman climbs to his roofless attic 
To empty his storerooms into the street, 
For keeping foods frozen or chilled's problematic 
And they'd better be eaten while fit to eat, 

See Jamaicans standing in cheerful order 
While they wait for their luck in the street below; 
They are not desperados at the border; 
With their usual wit and good humor they go. 

May the oilmen in Port of Spain remember
The source of the growth in their tourist trade,
While the islands to their north spend November
Cleaning up the mess that the Monster made.


Update: In addition to Mercy Chefs, the Red Cross, Salvation Army, ADRA, and Catholic Relief Services are active in Jamaica. They have a good supply of local unskilled labor. Send money.

Despite State's dry response at their official web site...  


...the Organization of American States has a solid social network in Washington. No island will be forgotten. Each island has its own government, its own churches, its own way of dealing with the situation...and its own friends on the continents and on the more fortunate islands. 

This bit of Bad Poetry owes details to many online sources: 

The old man who remembered "what a Category 5 hurricane feels like" was Joe Jackson at theviewfromladylake.blogspot.com. 

The video of Jamaicans cleaning out food storerooms, throwing cold stuff out from windows and in between roofless rafters to people who could use it right away, came from the Oppenheimer Ranch Project on Rumble. 

Photo of broken electric power line in Jamaica: NPR

Photo of damaged building: Al Jazeera

Thursday, October 30, 2025

Web Log for 10.29.25

Animals 

Two poems about Canada geese. Ducks mate for only one season and soon forget the loss of a mate, but wild geese mate for life; though their young are grown up by now and use autumn migration as a time to choose their own mates for next year, a widowed wild goose never really recovers. He or she usually won't re-mate; may be allowed to join a pair as a nest helper, if lucky, or may mope around alone until he or she is killed too. You can reduce the total level of grief in this world by not shooting wild geese. 


Costumes 


Ganked from Messy Mimi. Lens traces it to somebody called Jules P on Pinterest.

Disasters 

This year's big hurricane didn't smash a dam and kill hundreds of people at once, but it's left enormous messes in everybody's favorite tourist towns on the Bahamas, Bermuda, Cuba, and Jamaica. You have undoubtedly seen footage on television. You probably have a favorite legitimate charity that is working to help people restore their homes as I type. If not, Mercy Chefs is active on Jamaica. 


Politics 

Yes.


(I ganked it from Neithan Hador at the Mirror. Lens traces it to someone called 300Guns on Instagram.)

Further evidence that the Loony Lefties running today's D Party think they can say anything and just censor the truth out of existence...


Does anyone not remember lefties calling Republicans Nazis for about the past ten years? Isn't the question more "Which lefty-losers have not actually compared Rs to Nazis?" But according to today's news, they don't remember any of their party saying that. Well isn't that special...as in "Special Education." 

Riding our US Senators from Virginia yielded the information that there's a special fund just for things like bailing out the food stamps program in case of a government shutdown, and those mean old Rs don't want to use it. 

Maybe they should. As in, "Tax-funded medical insurance is OVER, we are taking the last penny from that fund to bail out the food stamps program, and the Party of the Stubborn Jackass may now shut down the government until youall call State referenda to send some people who are willing to do their jobs to Congress." 

Pay the real cost and not one penny over!
Insurance is not a medical need!
Pay for the medicine; don't pay for the meddling!
Yes, fund the "health care," but don't fund the greed!

That wretched Clark woman did look remarkably like a Bride of Satan on X, so I expect most of the mean jokes are about her--I didn't look, life is short--but Neithan Hador also found this treasure:


As all students of names and genealogy soon learn, German names include some that were deliberately chosen to be unflattering. 

The custom of using a family name spread slowly in Europe. Those at the top of the feudal hierarchy were first called by the names of their territories. Those who were proud of their jobs were called by the names of their professions, or the positions of those they had the privilege to serve. Those who kept stores and inns would hang out signs to identify their establishments, and might become known as the keeper of the Green Tree or the Red Lion. Working-class people were sometimes given nicknames based on where they worked or how they looked, if other people in the same village had the same given name. But some working people didn't have family names and, in Germany, didn't want to pay the fee to register any, until at some point their government waxed impatient. If people hadn't registered a name by a certain day, a family name would be assigned to them, and to their businesses if they had any, and they'd have to pay even more to change it. So it's quite possible that a family was actually assigned a nickname meaning "good-for-nothing" as a family name; though of course it's more likely that they came from Schumm. 

The story was told of a stubborn old miser who came home and told his family, "Our name is now Schweisshund. The sign we can hang over our store is to be the Sweaty Dog." 

"Couldn't you buy a better name?" his family asked. "Why not Sternburg, the Star and Castle, or Rosenbaum, the Rose Tree?"

"I tried, but it took all the money I had to buy the W!" the miser wept. 

Book Review: Peacock Pie

Book Review: Peacock Pie

Author: Walter de la Mare

Date: 1913, 1975

Publisher: Unwin (U.K.), Faber & Faber (U.S.)

ISBN: 0-571-04683-5

Length: 115 pages

Illustrations: drawings by Edward Ardizzone

Quote: “Slowly, silently, now the moon / Walks the night in her silver shoon...”

The publication data for this book says a lot about its success. According to my 1975 copy, Peacock Pie was “First published 1913...Edition illustrated by W. Hearth Robinson, first published 1916. Edition illsutrated by C. Lovat Fraser, first published 1924...Edition illustrated by Jocelyn Crowe, first published 1936. Edition illustrated by F.R. Emett, first published in September 1941...This edition, illustrated by Edward Ardizzone, first published 1946...”

Poems that were very effective for child audiences a hundred years ago aren’t always equally effective now, though many of the poems are deliciously spooky. Some of the poems in Peacock Pie are real classics, like the silver moonlight landscape quoted above. Some need just a little explanation...

                A poor old Widow in her weeds
                Sowed her garden with wild-flower seeds...
                And now all summer she sits and sews
                Where willow-herb, comfrey, and bugloss blows...

Some are vocabulary challenges for most picture-book readers:

                The sandy cat by the Farmer’s chair
                Mews at his knee for dainty fare...
                Dobbin at manger pulls his hay:
                Gone is another summer’s day.

Some describe things today’s children aren’t forced to know about:

                Poor blind Tam, the beggar man,
                I’ll give a penny to as soon as I can.

Some merely hint at things nostalgia buffs prefer to forget. “Poor tired Tim! It’s sad for him” sounds like a taunt to be recited when a normal healthy child is feeling sleepy or sluggish, as it might be from staying up too late...but the drawing shows that Edward Ardizzone visualized the chronically tired child as starving.

De la Mare meant these poems to appeal to imagination. They will, if children understand them at all. They will definitely entice children into a different sort of world. However, it’s possible that Peacock Pie would be better appreciated as a nostalgic gift to an adult than as a picture book for a beginning reader. Children are most likely to appreciate this book if adults read the poems to them. 

Iryna's Azure

Credit: I found this story in the vast complexity of the Mirror comments for this week. Neithan Hador found the headline and photo montage on X, posted by Matt Van Swol. I found the fun facts about the Celastrinas on INaturalist.

A newly recognized butterfly species--one of those little blue ones this web site may get to in another ten years or so--has been named in honor of Iryna Zarutska, Celastrina iryna

It's thought to be a hybrid species formed by natural crossbreeding between C. neglecta and C. ladon. It looks to the naked eye just like Celastrina neglecta and pretty much like most of the other Celastrinas, but has slight consistent differences under a microscope, such as the female's underwings being almost all white instead of brown or gray. 


Twitter montage by Matt Van Swol. 

C. ladon is the Spring Azure. C. neglecta is the Summer Azure. C. iryna is Iryna's Azure. They look similar enough that they were long thought to be variations or subspecies within one species, but they're currently regarded as separate species. Individuals can be sorted into one of the three species by examining their wings under a microscope; further dissection is not necessary. They are found all over North America and as far into South America as Colombia, wherever their food plants grow.


It's easy to find and photograph a Spring Azure like this one (male)--but it's not easy to photograph his upper wings, because these butterflies almost always hold their wings straight up over their backs, tightly together, when they're not flying. Photo from Wikipedia. 


Photo by Jlculler, taken in Maryland. 


They pollinate many flowers, including these blue flags as photographed by Smwhite in Ohio. They are significant pollinators for fruit trees and strawberries.


And they also compost brackish or polluted water, sometimes in crowds as photographed by Jack In The Pulpit in Missouri. They are often found at the same puddles with Tiger Swallowtails and Red-Spotted Purples. Like those bigger species, they are bold and may lick sweat or mud off your clothes or skin if you hold still. 

As caterpillars they're seldom noticed. The caterpillars eat parts of flowers that have been pollinated, possibly by the caterpillars' adult relatives, and so reduce flower litter without interfering with the plants' life cycle. Some think the Spring Azures' favorite food is dogwood flowers. Others note that they like variety in their diet. In Massachusetts alone they have been found eating

"
dogwoods (Cornus), cherry (Prunus), shadbush (Amelanchier), blackberry (Rubus), meadowsweet (Spirea), viburnum (Viburnum, sumac (Rhus), blueberries (Vaccinium), maple (Acer), holly (Ilex), privet (Ligustrum), sarsaparilla (Aralia), bearberry (Arctostaphylos), colombine (Aquilegia), New Jersey Tea (Ceanothus), hops (Humulus), oak (Quercus), horse chestnut (Aesculus), honeysuckle (Lonicera), lupine (Lupinus), groundnut (Apios), hog peanut (Amphicarpa), bush clover (Lespedeza), sweet clover (Meliotis), horsebalm (Collinsonia), daisy (Chrysanthemum), and sunflower (Helianthus).
"
 
According to the Massachusetts Audubon Society. They are small, green, and well camouflaged. 

Summer Azures tend to have a paler blue color on the upper wings, paler grey on the under wings, and (females only) a wider band of black on the edge of each fore wing.


Photo from Wikipedia.


Photo by Diohio1. At high magnification the caterpillar can be seen to have warts and hairs. In real life it's about the size of your cuticles and you're likely, even if you have one in your hand, to think it's a bit of broken flower stem. 

Summer Azures may have different tastes but they, too, pollinate (and eat) a variety of flowers, including fruit trees, and are an important part of our ecology. 

There are a few other distinct species of Celastrina whose looks and habits are also very similar, and Celastrina iryna is just another one of the group. People who see them will probably always call them all Spring Azures. Real Nature Nerds, however, recognize Summer Azures, Lucia''s Azures, Appalachian Azures, and more, and now Iryna's Azures.

Google doesn't venture a definition for Celastrina other than "the name of a genus of butterflies in the Lycaenid family, formerly classified as Lycaena spp.," but does note that--before Iryna Zarutska was murdered--the name Iryna was a variant spelling of eirene, the Greek word for peace, which was sometimes personified and worshipped as a goddess. This name was also given to daughters so, in due time, the early Christian Church listed several saints called Irene, which of course spread the name all over Europe and generated lots of variant forms in different languages. "Iryna" is a form often found in Poland and Ukraine.

Wednesday, October 29, 2025

Book Review: Secrets of the Sealed Treasure

Title: Secrets of the Sealed Treasure

Author: Aggie Parris

Date:: 2023

Quote: "[T]he seal turned back to regard the dead man on the beach. His eyes glistened with sudden moisture."

After telling us that, Parris hardly needs to try to make a mystery of it. He's a selkie. Early attempts to invent the wetsuit probably generated the legend of this race of creatures who were human in other ways, but could put on seals' skins and turn into real seals, at will. 

Carly works as a museum docent and goes deep sea diving and treasure hunting for fun. She tries to find a legendary ship wrecked near her town, and succeeds. She brings back a sack of not very valuable shilling coins. There's something peculiar about one of the coins, though. Her new friend Leo tells her that it's been enchanted; the people on the ship were real witches back in England. "More gray than black, but white hurts their eyes." The coin protects its owner from harm but, since its energy comes from "negative" sources, it will stay with an evildoer and find ways to lose itself from a good-doer. 

So who was the dead man and why did he die? And what's happened to Carly's boat buddy Verity? And what about their other friend, Vince, the good-looking police officer to whom they report the death? That's what the story has in the way of suspense. You're likely to see all the answers coming well before they're answered by the book. 

Selkie lore, you should know, has always agreed that they are fully human when in human form and prefer to mate with humans. You'll see the romance coming a few miles ahead of the book, too. In traditional lore, female selkies were sometimes trapped in fish nets and carried home by fishermen who might be able to hold them prisoners by stealing their seal skins; male selkies were more likely to have hidden their seal skins before they went into human settlements and courted women. Either way, selkies were capable of loving humans but unwilling to limit themselves to human life for very long, so their romances with humans tended to go badly, and if you expect more suspense from a novel than this one has you might think this will serve its characters right.

Anyway, the selkie motif qualifies as "paranormal" and might be part of a Halloween party or costume, so...

Books I've Recommended

Long & Short Reviews asks reviewers which books we've recommended and why. Hello? That's what this web site does, pretty much. I recommend that everybody read books. For details about which books for whom, see the whole blog.

But can I recommend a sort of background reading list for the blog, for those who came in late and want to know which books have influenced the way I think, talk, and use words? Can I do a reasonably wordy Top Ten List?

Why not? In fact, how not?

1. The Bible, King James' Authorized Version

If you want to write in English, lack of familiarity with this Book of Books is a handicap. If you want to understand the way I write and think, it helps to begin with documents that presuppose that your mental health is normal, your self-serving bias is strong, and most of the time your ego needs deflation more than boosting. And I respect people's right to be what they are; I respect all sincere beliefs and both read and recommend some books from other faith traditions, and this web site is not usually about specific religious doctrines, but this web site is Christian.

2. The Vision of the Anointed by Thomas Sowell

The more education we've had, the more we've heard about helping and serving Humanity. Well, some of what we've heard was actually inspired by a neurotic Frenchman who didn't have the personality to start a personality cult but spent his adult life writing the sacred scriptures for one he hoped someone else would found. And, in a roundabout and thankless way, a critical number of the world's educators actually did. (See The Hate Factory by Erica Carle. Auguste Comte was so far from being a charismatic cult leader that studying his life and writing is actually a good way to debunk the Secular Humanist influence we've all had.) Universities don't usually say they're dedicated to the teaching and practice of Secular Humanism as a religion, but they do quite a good job of teaching us that everything has to be written for a Secular Humanist audience. Anyway, whether we think of "Humanity" as the "real" God or good, or as a part of God's Creation toward which we as humans are most likely to be able to practice the discipline of Love, most of us need to be challenged to think about whether we can really help other people by indulging in a belief that we can know what they need, or can meet their needs in any other way better than by stepping aside and letting them meet their needs themselves. In the nineteenth and twentieth centuries other writers raised this challenge. Sowell said it best.

3. The Hillary Trap by Laura Ingraham

This analysis of where the twentieth century's left-wing feminism went wrong really deserved to have been written and packaged as more than an election-year book. Then again, while people are still kicking around Hillary Clinton's calling her political opponents "handmaidens"...Feminism is the belief that women are at least equally as valuable as men. In a world where most of the jobs people did called for male-type muscle, this belief was debatable. In our world, where nearly all the jobs that called for muscle are now done by machinery, it's not. We are all feminists; only a few of us bother to resent it. There is, however, no reason why our feminism needs to resemble Gloria Steinem's or Bella Abzug's or...Hillary Clinton's. In fact Mrs. Clinton's life is a good argument that we should rethink what they thought on at least the ten points raised in this book. There may be some point-scoring, some younger-sisters-gleefully-point-out-older-sister's-bad-examples feeling in this book, but I find it possible to read the book with empathy toward Mrs. Clinton.

4. What Are People For by Wendell Berry

In some ways this late-in-career book summarized the author's previous books, of which I'd recommend reading all that you can find. (They were bold and independent enough that they're not easy to find.) He wrote, often in specific and technical articles for Organic Gardening & Farming and Mother Earth News, about the benefit of living in a Green traditional way on ancestral land. He's been accused of being "patriarchal," but surprise...nobody minds when older people manage to be patriarchs, or matriarchs. Problems arise only when societies try to operate as if all families had been blessed with a patriarch or a matriarch, when in reality many are not. So in my part of the world, if you don't have a grandfather who can help with questions about and beyond how to cultivate your garden, you can borrow Wendell Berry. We've been blessed.

5. No More Wacos by David Kopel and Paul Blackman

For Americans who were conscious in the 1990s, the Waco and Ruby Ridge disasters, in which armed federal agents wrongfully killed innocent citizens, were a turning point. Many of us had accepted the rhetoric of what Sowell called "the anointed" about how a bigger government could help rather than harm people. In 1995 we saw the error in that line of thought: Human government must be made up of human beings who may be just as bad as the human beings from whom it's claimed that others need protection. This book summarizes those stories and several other true stories of government abuses, and outlines methods for constructive activism to add helpful checks and balances on unelected bureaucrats. (In the long run, I think Elon Musk may come to agree that he would have done more good in the US government by reading this book.)

6. How Children Learn by John Holt

He wrote a half-dozen more books on this topic, and a wonderful series of newsletters reflecting his ongoing pen friendships with actual children. (I was just a little too old to be one; my brother was one of those children.) Basically he argues that learning takes place in the moments when children are interested in something and are free to explore it in their own ways. Adults can and should stimulate children's interests in a wider variety of things than most do, not by pushing them through assembly-line-style courses, but just by hanging out and doing things with children and, when appropriate, showing the children how adults reach specific goals. Without some guidance children might never "discover" the alphabet or the multiplication table, but guidance is often more, not less, efficient when it takes the form of "I want to accomplish --. How am I going to do it?" rather than "Sit still, don't look out the window, and pay attention while I repeat what put your mind to sleep last week." I think all children who ever met John Holt liked him.

7. Pain Erasure by Bonnie Prudden

Most of us don't need "pain medication." We need what might be called "pain management skills." I use and recommend a whole library of books on this topic; my own pain management skills include breath control and stretching more than trigger-point massage. However, when I was gaining life experience in the factories near my home town, I saw a lot of laborers liberate themselves from repetitive stress injuries with the help of this first book on trigger-point massage. I've used these techniques on myself. I've used them on other people. They work. I've not used them, myself, to restore sight to the blind (actually it's more often a matter of getting eye test scores above the required level to do a job, or drive, or just restoring the person's ability to enjoy reading) but I know they can restore some sight to some people whose vision loss may reach a level called "blind." I have used the techniques to restore hearing to people with serious hearing loss, and to restore the use of arms and legs to people with disabling injuries.

8. Back to Eden by Jethro Kloss

In the history of naturopathic medicine, several of the biggest names appear in a single story. Sylvester Graham, an unhappy fellow, preached that young people could avoid the many horrible diseases that started with thinking about sex and (horrors!) masturbation by eating whole grains and regularizing their digestion. The reasoning behind this idiocy was that tuberculosis had reached North America, and at a certain stage of that disease some people were apparently obsessed with sex. Their care givers didn't want to inflame anything by saying it in so many words, but that's what can easily be read "between the lines." A lot of people hated Dr. Graham, though. 

Anyway, in the 1840s little Ellen Harmon, the miracle child who had apparently recovered from tuberculosis through a series of dramatic healing visions, endorsed what Graham said. Ellen and the man she married when she grew up, James White, inspired doctors from their Bible study group, notably the Kellogg brothers and Charles Post, to build "sanatoria" for people who had or thought they had tuberculosis. These were a sort of combination of primitive hospitals and spas. Actually a lot of trial and error went on; genius though Ellen Harmon White was, her visions did not lead her directly to everything medical science would learn about the immune system over the next hundred and fifty years. Her visions and her doctor friends' experiments did. If she was divinely guided, and she may have been, she was guided to respect the principles of medical science. Most of their "successful" treatments of tuberculosis, and cancer, led to long remissions but they did learn how to cure cardiovascular disease and diabetes. 

Young Dr. Jethro Kloss came to the sanatorium movement late, about the time Ellen White died (old, in Australia). His own "chronic obstructive pulmonary disorder" was probably just some combination of susceptibility to "colds" and mold allergies, but such conditions made people more vulnerable to pulmonary tuberculosis. Anyway Kloss made a career of treating patients' immune systems, using all that the Whites, the Kelloggs, Post, and many other doctors had learned over their lifetimes, and he wrote down what he learned about diet, exercise, rest, meditation, herbs, massage, and hydrotherapy in this exhaustive reference book for home nurses. There is also a Back to Eden Cookbook, written mostly by the doctor's daughter, to feed into the publicity cycle for her father's book, but Back to Eden is not a cookbook. It's an encyclopedia.

(I should mention that, perhaps because envious people didn't want to believe that little Ellen's lungs had self-collapsed during her visions, later on a young German called Charlotte Selver was able to collapse her own lungs using a self-hypnosis technique she later taught in the US as "Sensory Awareness." Ellen White was born too early to have documentation that she'd had tuberculosis as distinct from, say, a long hard time with pneumonia. Selver was not. In the 1970s one of Selver's students, Marylou McKenna, wrote the delightful Serenity Book about Sensory Awareness. It's hard to find now; in the 1980s I used it during my long hard time with post-vaccine "chronic mononucleosis," and I'd recommend it if people could find it.)

9. The Last Word: On the Gentle Art of Verbal Self-Defense by Suzette Haden Elgin

Not only are there people who don't understand why some people's conversation is so hard on their emotions. There are people who are hard on other people's emotions and don't know why--they just know that modelling their remarks on someone else's sounds "educated," perhaps as part of a regional accent, and has a devastating effect on the arguments, and the feelings, of their "opponents." I was one of those people when, around age twenty, I had the great good fortune to find this book in a public library. It explained exactly what some Marylanders hated about the kind of Maryland accent I'd let myself pick up at college, and how to fix that. Elgin acknowledged that some of the "She's so smart...that's why everyone hates her" routine is misogyny and/or other forms of bigotry, some is jealous envy, some may involve the "smart" person disturbing social hierarchies, but some of it is also a matter of simple rules of grammar that make those "nice knock-down arguments" into emotional abuse. In this book readers learn what makes some "unanswerable" utterances hurtful, and also learn to use the same rules of grammar to build arguments that are convincing but not so hurtful.

10. The Artist's Way by Julia Cameron

I'm no expert on how to write great books in English. I can teach people how to write and say things that will be easily recognized as English. I've written a lot of things in English. Most of them didn't sell. Many of them are available at this web site, free of charge, where some may say that they're not doing a great deal to "sell" me as a writer and should probably be suppressed. This web site is finally getting more daily page views than my Associated Content collection did. Some days ten times more, some days a hundred times more! Hurrah! But it's not bringing in thousands of dollars to go with the thousands of page views and it may be being fed into plagiarism programs for computers in the non-English-speaking countries from which so many views come. So, yes, one thing to be learned from my experience, Gentle Readers, is: If you want to keep this web site available, feed it now. You can feed it suggestions for topics (which may include links to your business site) or private requests for research, proofreading, copy-editing, or co-writing, all of which are preferred to "donations," but you need to feed it something in the form of US postal money orders.

Anyway, another thing to be learned is that, twenty-some years ago, Cameron put together a beautiful inspiring collection of beautiful inspiring tips and quotes for "creative" thinkers of all kinds. Hers was not the first, nor will it be the last, but it is the one that best states the need not only for daily practice of our Art, but for daily long brisk solitary walks that feed our "creative" brains. (Actually, if you can do it, I find the most effective way to keep those solitary walks from becoming encounters with all the deservedly unpopular pests and bores in town is to do them with another person, or persons, who understand that the idea is to be silent together. Maintain a healthy distance, don't speak, try to arrange that the people you can see as part of Nature on the road are people with whom you either don't have relationships beyond silent walking or are so close that you can always talk to them later in the day. The next best way is to walk before daylight or in the rain.)