Friday, July 24, 2015

Book Review: Why Conservative Churches Are Growing

Title: Why Conservative Churches Are Growing

Author: Dean Kelley

Publisher: Harper & Row

Date: 1972

ISBN: 978-0865542242

Length: 184 pages including 5-page index

Quote: “It is generally assumed that religious enterprises, if they want to succeed, will be reasonable, rational, courteous, responsible, restrained, and receptive to outside criticism...to preserve a good image in the world (as the world defines all these terms)...that they will be democratic and gentle in their internal affairs...They will also be responsive to the needs of men (as currently conceived), and will want to work cooperatively with other groups to meet those needs. They will not let dogmatism, judgmental moralism, or obsessions with cultic purity stand in the way of such cooperation...These expectations are a recipe for the failure of the religious enterprise.”

Before Dean Kelley's time, Dorothy Sayers said what Kelley has to say in more poetic terms: the Lion of Judah is not, has never been, will never be, a pet cat. That's all Why Conservative Churches Are Growing has to say to poetic and religious people. However, everyone can't be poetic or religious, and some people needed to see it spelled out at length, in sociological language, with graphs. So that's what Dean Kelley did.

Nice, bland churches that offer nice, bland, low-content “services” that basically soften people up for the fundraising pitch for the schemes toward which “social planners” want to direct religious fervor, Kelley demonstrates, don't generate much fervor. Once people notice that all these churches aim to do is get them to feel good about themselves, well, most of us either work during the week or are living with painful disabilities, and either way most of us will feel even better about ourselves if we use the time churchgoing takes up to make up for any sleep we lost during the week. The success of such churches' outreach to the young depends on the social relationships among the first half-dozen young people who attend them. If a really pretty and popular girl, or a rock star's little brother, happens to belong to the church a “youth ministry” will attract a few dozen other teenagers. If not, well...not.

On the other hand lower-status, reform-oriented churches that offer working-class, even student and welfare-class, believers more hope of recognition for making virtuous personal choices, that demand that believers adopt strict standards for morality and even for “ritual purity,” that don't cooperate easily with “social planners,” that preach specific beliefs about God being altogether different from “Humanity” as represented by the “social planners,” do generate fervor and commitment. Not only did the rebellious youth of the 1960s drop out of bland, nice churches to become hippies or Marxists; they also dropped out to join strict, conservative churches or movements of all kinds—Protestant churches including the Southern Baptists, Pentecostals, Seventh-Day Adventists, Worldwide Church of God, Wycliffe Bible Translators, and Salvation Army, and other groups including the Mormons, Black Muslims, Christian Scientists, Baha'i, Jehovah's Witnesses, Zen Buddhists, Hare Krishnas, Neo-Pagans, and Unification Church.

What these “conservative churches” had in common was that they did not fit in with the “social planners'” plans for the role of churches in the socialistic, Humanistic world the “planners” hoped to build. Although the rules for members in each group were different, each group did preach (and to some extent require) strict observance of the rules. At this period the Black Muslims had minimal contact with traditional Muslims and preached a radically different—humanistic and Afrocentric—set of beliefs, defining the concept of God in terms that could be described as not even theistic, yet they too required members to obey rules that set them apart from the unbelieving mainstream. The difference between S.D.A. and W.C.O.G. beliefs, I remember firsthand, is historical: the two groups formed independently, in different times and places, as a result of different people reading the Bible and reaching almost identical understandings of what it teaches.

Among some of the other churches, and between “conservative” Protestant churches and non-Protestant sects, differences in beliefs and cultures could be vast. Some groups were antisemitic; some were passionately pro-Israel. Many preached an improbable ideal of spiritual chastity; at least one group encouraged young people to sleep around, like hippies, in order to recruit converts. Some took New Age beliefs like astrology, telepathy, channelling, divination, spirit guides, ancestor spirits, and/or ancestral “gods” very seriously; others preached that such beliefs were “of the Devil.” Whatever the rules were, however, status within these groups depended to some extent on adherence to the rules, sometimes more than on wealth or professional prestige...and rebellious youths, none of whom had professional prestige, most of whom didn't have wealth and the rest of whom were embarrassed by their elders' wealth, liked being rewarded for personal virtue rather than inherited wealth.

Kelley argues that strict rules of religious practice offer people a sense of “meaning,” whether true or false; that this “meaning” is something people need, and apparently don't get in churches that only ask people to feel good about themselves and write large cheques frequently.

Considering developments since the time of this book's publications, readers might wish to consider the possible relationship between the extent to which people look for “meaning” in religious disciplines that go above and beyond what the majority of people seem to accept as their religious duty, and the ages and other obligations of the people involved. Catholic Christians have managed to incorporate that search for extra “meaning” through religious discipline, within the church, in the monastic tradition; Lutheran, Presbyterian, and Episcopalian churches have placed a few “oblates” in Catholic monasteries, but the churches that were formerly considered “low,” minority, fanatical, heretical, and/or working-class have had a better record of making use of the energy young people, and a few widows and retirees, almost literally “have to burn.” The churches Kelley calls “mainstream” tend to be embarrassed by so much energy, to wonder whether young people who want to work for the church sixteen hours a day are likely to start talking out loud to angels next. The revivalist and evangelical churches tend to put those adolescent and midlife hormone surges to work.

Although the “Peace Church” subgroup (Mennonites, Quakers, Amish, Hutterites, Brethren, etc.) were not “growing” rapidly in the early 1970s, Kelley cites the history of this movement as an example of how strict, even fanatical churches win commitment by offering “meaning.” Most members of Peace Churches would prefer today to be known as gentle, easygoing neighbors, but during their periods of rapid growth these groups demanded that people give up bright-colored clothes. The original Methodist church was likewise an intense, evangelical, “fanatical” group—among other things John Wesley encouraged the breakdown of social barriers between socioeconomic classes. Wesley preached to unwashed miners right outside coal mines; his spiritual disciples evangelized American slaves. Then there were the Mormons, who, like traditional Muslims, demanded a lifelong commitment. In the 1970s new Mormons still put on special undergarments marked with the sites of the vital organs at which the “Destroying Angels” were to aim if the wearer ever betrayed the church to its enemies...and the Mormon church was “growing.”

Kelley proposes that, because religious groups that seem very “reasonable” and tolerant and broad-minded, and support good civic and social activity, are competing with political and community groups for the attention of people who are interested in the civic or social activities in question, they will inevitably tend to become weaker groups. Because religious groups that require members to uphold specific beliefs about unprovable matters of faith, teach that outsiders are at best tragically mistaken, have no room for dissent, and demand that members do specific things, have a strong appeal to their narrow niche “markets,” they will tend to be stronger groups as long as their social niches last. “[T]he higher the demand a movement makes on its followers, the fewer there will be who respond to it, but the greater the individual and aggregate impact of those who do respond.”

In the 1970s rich Americans found no “meaning” in church rules that banned makeup, jewelry, dancing, theatre-going, and playing card games that might or might not include Uno. Then again, many Americans were young and poor enough to find quite a lot of “meaning” in rules that basically rewarded them for being frugal. Most of these people had no real alternative to being frugal, but in the “mainstream” churches they were embarrassed by it, while in the “conservative” churches they were rewarded for it. By the 1980s it had become a bit of an embarrassment to Southern Baptists and Seventh-Day Adventists that these groups might have been rewarding mere poverty for happening to look like spiritual fervor...but on Kelley's thesis it was a mistake for these churches to abandon their historic encouragement of frugality.

How coincidental is it that after the Anglo-American Adventist churches adopted a policy of never encouraging anyone who still chose to practice the historic disciplines of frugality, those churches went into a decline? Meanwhile Latino-American Adventist churches, against a background where relatively low incomes and little temptation to waste money are “mainstream,” but just being a Protestant still amounts to a substantial commitment to be “different from the mainstream,” are growing fast.

Kelley's data may be forty years old, but his observations remain cogent. Groups that demand commitment get committed members, just as women who hold out for commitments get committed husbands. Groups that try not to exclude anybody fail consistently to attract much of anybody, just as women who never turn down any offer tend after a year or two to become the foremost local experts on Friday and Saturday night television programs. Libraries would do well to keep a copy of this dull little book; church historians and active members of churches would do well to study what Kelley had to say.

Regular readers know this web site's policy. Minimum price, $5 per book + $5 per package (four copies of this book would fit into the package the Post Office was using the last time we shipped a book). Dean Kelley no longer needs a dollar so this is not a Fair Trade Book, but it can be squeezed into a package alongside a Fair Trade Book. Scroll down to find books you can buy to support living authors (and earn the opportunity to add a book by your favorite author). Scroll all the way down to find current e-contact and real mailing information for this web site.

Thursday, July 23, 2015

Book Review: Dave Barry Is Not Making This Up

A Fair Trade Book

Title: Dave Barry Is Not Making This Up

Author: Dave Barry

Author's web page: http://www.davebarry.com/ 

Illustrator: Jeff MacNelly

Editor: Gene Weingarten

Editor's own books at Amazon

Publisher: Crown

Date: 1994


Length: 244 pages

Quote: “[T]his book contains a number of columns based on real events. There are also some longer articles...these also contain an unusually high (for me) level of factual content...I want to stress, however, that this title does not mean that this is a serious book.”

Dave Barry reigns unchallenged as the funniest male writer in America. He may well be the funniest male writer alive on Earth. It is, however, worth mentioning that even talents like Dave Barry's work best when supported by the complementary talents of other people. Dave Barry Is Not Making This Up would have been hilarious if it had not been edited by Gene Weingarten, who's written a few good books of his own, and then illustrated by Jeff “Shoe” MacNelly, who'd been writing and drawing a reliably amusing cartoon strip for years before Barry's time. As a combination of Barry's, Weingarten's, and MacNelly's talents, this book should never be read in a public place.

As an aunt, I particularly appreciate the science fair cartoon on page 3, with the posters “Ants and Junk Food /Aunts and Junk Food.” The Nephews are even allowed to tape imitations of it to containers of chips, candy, and ice cream. I hope it may be useful to many readers, including those who are not aunts, or even uncles.

In addition to science fairs, other topics rendered ridiculous in this book include childbirth, fancy sports shoes, dance parties, lefthandedness, a possible ongoing UFO hoax, animals that get into unlikely places, the digestive enzyme supplement known as Beano, circumcision and censorship (yes, this is the column about the painful removal of the Post-Dispatch from the Oregonian), Pop-Tarts that get stuck in toasters, ants that prefer electrical wiring to junkfood, the tax mess created by a bunch of harmless old men who took turns buying lottery tickets until they finally struck a winner, tiresome people on airplanes, Hong Kong's last days as a British colony, a day trip to China, the fad for deliberately “distressed” jeans, courtroom novels, boating, Bimini, the nuisance species known as zebra mussels, one of New York City's least credible muggers, the making of a burglar alarm advertisement, a high-speed lawn mower, a lawn mower drill team, Elvis fans, The Rock Bottom Remainders (a band that's included Barry, Stephen King, Roy Blount, Robert Fulghum, Matt Groening, Ridley Pearson, Barbara Kingsolver, Amy Tan, and other rock fans who've written successful books), bad songs (this series of columns later led to an entire book), piercings, how to ask a girl for a date, really stupid commercials, common grammar mistakes, stupid things kids do because they don't think, male-pattern stupidity, President Reagan's acne and Dave Barry's ugly high school yearbook photo, Barry's son's bicycle accident, a proposed TV series that would have featured Dave Barry, the danger that if teenagers and adults persist in talking to each other they may understand each other all too well, and baggy pants. Well, right, several of those things are inherently ridiculous anyway, but we can depend on Dave Barry to make them even more ridiculous.

Fair disclosure: Although I have a physical copy of each of these books I'm writing about, and although local lurkers may purchase these copies for much, much less than the online price, I should warn local lurkers that my cat Heather apparently heard that Dave Barry has been known to make tasteless jokes about cats and cats' humans. For several months she would pick this particular book off a shelf, out of a stack, even out of a box, and sharpen her claws on it. Heather's grandmother Bisquit and great-aunt Mogwai were partial to a picture book called TheHaunted Birdhouse, which is the sort of story a cat would like; they pawed through it several times but didn't try to shred the book itself. After I put The Haunted Birdhouse up for resale, no Cat Sanctuary cat took any interest in any book for a few years, and then Heather started trying to destroy Dave Barry Is Not Making This Up. I don't know. Now that this book is lost to her, if she finds another Dave Barry book and starts clawing that one I'll know for sure that these cats can read.

(Speaking of anti-cat remarks, check out the title Barry gave this video of what so many cat people wish our pets would do.

http://blogs.herald.com/dave_barrys_blog/2015/07/spawn-of-satan-update.html

What Grayzel taught the rest of my cat clan to do, when the litter box is less than immaculate, is pull a plastic shopping bag onto the floor, spread it out, and pull it up around what they've deposited on it. That's clever, though not always effective. How I wish they'd use the toilet...if the bathroom had a cat door they might even learn to do that.)

Part of Barry's appeal is that readers can depend on him to joke about what a goofy immature “guy” (as distinct from a Real Man) he and his readers are; how much they like loud noises, messes, animals in bizarre predicaments, explosions, and general pointless goofiness. Women, though usually credited by Barry with better taste, find this theme entertaining...so much so that a few of Barry's columns were reprinted in Pulling Our Own Strings. In this book, however, we observe just a slight amount of—could that be seriousness? Maturity? Elvis fans and UFO hoaxers are easy to ridicule; Barry is adult enough to write about the ones who talked seriously to him with respect and understanding. The bicycle accident story starts with a few jokes about kid fads that made me laugh out loud when I read the original column in the newspaper, and still make me chortle today. The end of the column made my eyes water, the first time around, and still has a distinct sobering effect today. So let the reader beware. Every chapter in Dave Barry Is Not Making This Up still contains jokes, but some of them also contain serious thoughts.

Who should buy this book? Anyone with any sense of humor at all who doesn't already have a copy. Send $5 per copy + $5 per package to either of the addresses at the very bottom of this page, and we send Dave Barry or his charity $1. If you want four copies, send us $25 and we'll send Barry or his charity $4. If you want one copy of each of this and three of Barry's other vintage books, we'll see how many we can fit into the package the U.S. Postal Service is using at the time. (Live Right and Find Happiness will become a Fair Trade Book in a few years; for now, buy it from his web site to show respect.)

Wednesday, July 22, 2015

Book Review: Babyland

A Fair Trade Book

Title: Babyland

Author: Holly Chamberlin

Author's web page: http://www.hollychamberlin.com/

Publisher: Kensington

Date: 2005


Length: 385 pages

Quote: “Life, as you know, is deliciously uncertain.”

Anna Traulsen is 38 years old, has never been married, has apparently never tried abstinence, and is engaged to the perfect yuppie demographic match for her when, despite having been “on the pill for years,” she tests positive for pregnancy.

The next 380 pages consist of mostly gynecological humor, as Anna realizes how unfit for fatherhood her fiance would be, finds another fiance, and also discards one of her friends. It's not what could be called an erotic novel, although Anna's not about to start practicing abstinence. It is bluntly, in-your-face, about all the steps people take when they make babies, from flirting to shopping to disgusting medical procedures. There's a stage in a girl's adolescence when reading this novel might be a wholesome part of her education, but before recommending Babyland I'd recommend that adults know the book and their daughters very well.

Is it funny? Well...I didn't laugh. If, however, you don't merely think but feel that if novelists show young women sleeping around like young men they might as well show what happens when members of these demographics sleep together, then Babyland might offer you some of the comic wisdom you've been missing for so long. 

Although, at the moment of writing, I'm using a computer that will open her web page, I'm not able to use the "Contact" page. It doesn't display an e-mail address; it tries to drag you into its own e-mail system. So it's not possible to notify Holly Chamberlin that Babyland is available here as a Fair Trade Book. When you send $5 per copy + $5 per package to either of the addresses in the box at the very bottom of the screen, we'll send Chamberlin or a charity of her choice $1. (Yes, you could send $15 for two books, and Chamberlin or her charity would get $2.)

Tuesday, July 21, 2015

Book Review: On the Run

A Fair Trade Book

Title: On the Run (Left Behind: The Kids: 10)

Authors: Jerry B. Jenkins and Tim LaHaye

Publisher: Tyndale House

Date: 2000


Length: 160 pages

Quote: “Because her father was such an outspoken Jewish believer, Nina, her brother, Dan, and Mrs. Ben-Judah were in constant danger.”

This is the tenth installment in the teen-focus supplement to the bestselling Left Behind series. The usual warning is applicable: this is a grim, dystopian science fiction series, and things won't get nicer in this fictional world for several more books.

The central characters would be a teen Sunday School class if this story were set in the world in which we live. It's not; it's set in a hypothetical post-Rapture world where all the Christians have vanished. A few good people who hadn't committed themselves to being Christians before the Rapture are left alive, and have become Christians now. They are being persecuted by a “Global Community” of people who are unknowingly serving the Evil Principle, incarnate in the global dictator Nicolae Carpathia (a charming man, generally considered handsome, sort of like the youthful Adolf Hitler, only blond). As a result the older teenagers in the group go to Israel, where they too are in constant danger, and the younger ones are still trying to convert a few more Christians in their classes at the new “Nicolae High School,” where they're likely to be sent to reform school.

Most of the characters will survive until the teen and adult series reach their happy ending, the (possibly presumptuously imagined) return of Christ to Earth.

Many people think the whole idea of writing a series of novels about The Apocalypse was presumptuous...but many people read it. The purpose of this series was to direct attention to the Christian message, which is presented to characters in each book. To some extent it's been successful. To what extent Left Behind: The Kids novels will help teenaged Christians who want to encourage friends to convert to Christianity, I'm not sure, but they do satisfy the need for gritty, prove-you're-tough-enough-to-read-this stories with Christian content.

Both Jenkins and LaHaye are still living so this is definitely a Fair Trade Book. We'll sell any volume of the Left Behind, Left Behind: The Kids, or Babylon Rising series for $5 per book + $5 per package, from which we'll send $1 to Jenkins or his charity for The Kids or Babylon Rising, $1 to LaHaye or his charity for Left Behind. The Kids volumes are small enough that, if you ordered eight of them, you'd pay us $45 and we'd send Jerry B. Jenkins $8. E-mail and real contact information are in the box at the very bottom of the screen.

Monday, July 20, 2015

Dollar Store Rice and Beans

What makes this frugal recipe worth sharing is that (a) it's gluten-free, and (b) it involves garden-fresh vegetables. It would be nothing to write home about without the fresh vegetables.

Ingredients for Dollar Store Rice and Beans 

1 package Clover Valley Red Beans and Rice mix

1 can Clover Valley pinto beans or red kidney beans

Garden-fresh vegetables: onions, cucumbers, tomatoes, peppers

1 pound cooked chicken (optional)

Method for Dollar Store Rice and Beans 

Bring 2 cups water, the beans, and the chicken if you're using it, to a boil. Add the rice. Stir, cover, wait until it returns to the boil, reduce heat, and time it for 17-18 minutes more.

Meanwhile, clean and cut up the vegetables.

When the rice is done, add cut-up vegetables. It will be juicy.

Variations on Dollar Store Rice and Beans 

If what you have a lot of in the garden is carrots, add them to the water first and let them boil with the rice. Carrots help "civilize" beans. (So does staying hydrated.)

If you want to double the recipe, use 1 can of each kind of beans, and add more vegetables.

Morgan Griffith on Coal at Home and Abroad

From U.S. Representative H. Morgan Griffith (R-VA-9):

"
The Iran Nuclear Deal – Many Tough Questions

I, like many, am very concerned and skeptical about the announced agreement between the United States, five other nations, and Iran.  I am studying the terms of the deal, but continue to have reservations.

Interestingly, it is not just Republicans expressing concerns about this agreement.  Among other examples:
  • “Verification is going to be very critical,” the National Journal quotes House Minority Whip Steny Hoyer (D-MD) as having said.  He continued, “Without verification, this is a useless agreement.  Without verification that’s meaningful and effective, it’s not an agreement that I can support.”
  • Representative Grace Meng (D-NY) said at a House Foreign Affairs Committee hearing, “I’ll say at the outset that while I reserve final judgment on the deal until I am able to read it through completely, I’m deeply concerned and disappointed by what appears to be in its terms.” 
I don’t understand how the Administration could have negotiated this deal without having included the handful of American prisoners being held in Iran.

After all, the President was willing to swap five Taliban prisoners in order to return to the United States a man who, under the best interpretation, walked away from his post – Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl.

On the positive side, while Americans are discouraged from using U.S. coal, apparently the President is okay with lifting restrictions on the Iranians importing it.

Another Week, Another Coal Rule?

On July 16, the U.S. Department of Interior proposed a new rule which, according to U.S. News and World Report would “…require companies to restore streams and return mined areas to a condition capable of supporting the land uses available before mining activities took place.  Companies also would have to replant native trees and vegetation.”

Just as companies, states, etc. come to understand one coal rule, the Administration comes out with another.  No wonder industry is afraid to use coal, and our coal-related jobs are quickly being diminished.
"

[Editorial note: I just posted some snarky reflections on "mountaintop removal" at PersonaPaper.com. "Mountaintop removal" is not exactly what most of us think of as mining...and the hope that affected areas could be returned to "a condition capable of supporting the land uses available before..." takes a great deal of faith.]

Photo Sharers Beware

Thanks to +Barbara Radisavljevic for sharing this link:

http://karllouis.blogspot.com/2014/08/blacklist-of-copyright-infringing.html

Today I found that a new Google + follower, who shall be nameless, is posting lots of stunning nature photos from all over the world. I have no way of knowing whether this person is a photographer for National Geographic or just shamelessly ganks other people's photos. I'm not adding this person to any "Circles" because the latter seems more probable.

At one time the default setting for Google + allowed any user to view all the photos a Googler had ever used or even linked to, and share, copy, and repost them, without warning...and, as I said when complaining to Google +, none of the photos anybody would want to copy from my collection was even mine to copy! This web site contains some amateurish, low-resolution images snapped with a cheap cell phone, useful mainly for identifying my cats, and some good pictures, mostly legally downloaded from Morguefile, some e-mailed by e-friends, and some taken for this site by real-world friends. My Google + "Photos" page, however, also displays all the pretty pictures (even a few ugly ad images) at all the sites I've ever plussed or cited. Have mercy...there's no way I could even tell people whom to e-mail for permission to reuse some of those pictures. And that category includes some of the best ones, too.

Recently +Allen West Republic , who (or which--I suspect the Allen West Republic includes other people as well as Congressman West) hadn't been doing much on Google +, started filling my "Circles" with cute, snarky graphics. I tried linking to the graphics so readers could see them in their original setting. That didn't work. There was no way to share them other than just ganking them, with thanks and a link. If I'm wrong in guessing that the images were meant to be copied and shared, and +Allen West Republic so indicates, I'll pull'em down. 

I think everybody who reads this web site understands that there's a big difference between making "personal use" of a picture someone else has created and posted on the Internet (e-mailing it, printing a copy to hang on your wall, using it as cell phone wallpaper) and making "use for profit" of the same picture (posting it on Bubblews, Tsu, Persona Paper, even a sponsored or ad-enhanced Blogspot). One is sharing a bit of pleasure, insight, amusement, whatever; the other is trying to collect payment for someone else's work. 

Although Bubblews seems to have been a dishonest site created by dishonorable men, and deserves to be punished for all the plagiarism some Bubblers did, my impression is that Tsu is...messy, a memory hog, and not attractive enough to enough of my e-friends to make me want to spend a lot of time there, but legitimate. The site encourages people to repost by "liking" the pictures their e-friends post. That's ethical, because the system pays the original poster for posting the original image that other people "like." But nobody has a right to foul up the system by posting images that they didn't draw or sculpt or at least photograph, themselves, and trying to get paid for those. Way to ruin Tsu for those who use it, plagiarist scum!

Anyway, Googlers, please double-check to make sure that you're not inadvertently offering all the images at every web page you've ever recommended for plagiarists to steal. I don't know to what extent just changing the settings on your Google + page will discourage this scam, but every little bit helps. 

I don't know what can be done on behalf of Tsu.

Link Log for July 20

Another day in Big Stone Gap. More e-mail and social feeds. More links. Today's Categories: Animals, Censorship, Chattanooga, Crafts, Cybersecurity, Europe, Fashion, Food, Good News, Mental Health, Mental Illness, Ohio, Pictures, Tech Addiction, Thank a Veteran, Writing.

Animals 

The birth of social kittens being a Blessed Event, the Cat Sanctuary does not routinely sterilize all our cats. (Even the ones that aren't social...for one thing, social cats "socialize" normal cats to some extent; for another thing, I think Mrs. Patchnose and Big Mac were already inbred enough that their descendants don't produce viable offspring with siblings--Mac and Polly certainly tried, and failed--but outbreeding is better.) However, for those who don't want to wait another year for a truly social Patchnose kitten, here's a good place to get acquainted with a well socialized kitten. (The bookstore's not open today, and I'm glad, because I don't need to be adopted by another kitten.)

https://wendywelchbigstonegap.wordpress.com/2015/07/18/fixing-mariah-stewart/

No dog for adoption here, just cute dog pictures and a vintage music video.

http://www.dogpawsitivetidbits.com/2015/07/gotta-go-dog-moving-home.html

Puppy quartet:

http://themillionhair.tumblr.com/post/124396166424/tastefullyoffensive-malamute-puppies-struggling

Dog-guided phenology post from Washington state, where blackberries are still on the brambles:

http://border-collies-in-the-burbs.blogspot.com/2015/07/a-summer-morning-walk-bunnies-birds-and.html

Do animals need toys? I think outdoor animals find/make the toys they "need," but most animals who are pets will humor their humans by playing games that seem to amuse the humans. Indoor animals need vents for their energy; toys may save their humans' clothes and furniture.

http://myloveofanimalsandnature.blogspot.com/2015/07/do-dogs-really-need-toys.html

On the wild side... +Lyn Lomasi shares articles about sharks:

http://www.lifesuccessfully.com/science-and-nature-articles/-information-about-the-basking-shark

http://www.lifesuccessfully.com/science-and-nature-articles/-mako-sharks-fastest-shark-species

http://www.lifesuccessfully.com/science-and-nature-articles/whale-sharks-gentle-giants

Censorship Vs. Security

Mei Liang Hoe (Themillionhair) shared this link too. I didn't sign it. I believe censorship is a bigger threat than hatespeech; when people are free to spew hate from any platform they can get, we know whom to watch. But I'd like youall to be aware that this lunatic (Robert Jones) needs watching. And even though this petition to declare Jones' babbling a crime is just the sort of boost would-be dictators like IS need, I'm confident that this is one link where you can see what Jones said without encouraging him in any way.

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov//petition/recognize-klu-klux-klan-domestic-terrorist-organization-make-their-eradication-homeland-security-priority

Chattanooga 

For those who want to say prayers, light candles, send cards...

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2015/07/17/the-fallen-heroes-of-chattanooga-shooting-massacre-purple-heart-recipients-sons-dads-and-husbands-heres-what-we-know-about-their-lives/?

Crafts 

Here's a Blogging Challenge, suggested by +Coral Levang 's recent observation that Persona Peeps tend not to notice the back pages of a Persona Paper archive: Pick a person whose blog and/or social media page you read regularly (an e-friend). Pick something s/he posted more than one month ago, that you think would interest people meeting this e-friend for the very first time. Share it. I'll go first: Here's an original necklace by Coral Levang.

http://personapaper.com/article/33874-tree-of-friendship-necklace

Cybersecurity 

Why the electric company (or other utility companies) should not be allowed to have computers that link to the Internet. And why we should never pay utility bills online.

http://ntlconsulting.blogspot.com/2015/07/hackers-can-knock-out-your-electricity.html

Europe 

So you wouldn't like to be an Eastern European, eh? Think again...

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2015/07/17/the-president-of-liberland-europes-newest-country-visits-theblaze/?

Fashion 

This web site generally does not recommend posting pictures of children online, but...what a fashionably dressed infant! Adorable, of course. (Doesn't "infant" presuppose "adorable"?)

http://www.bubblews.com/posts/busy-with-my-baby

Food 

Ice cream flavor poll:

http://personapaper.com/poll/35162-i-scream-you-scream-we-all-scream-for-ice-cream

Tomato recipe, close enough to my family's that I'm sure it would be good with "spaghetti" squash.

http://booktrib.com/2015/07/getting-a-taste-of-summer-from-audrey-hepburns-kitchen/

Year-round recipe. If you want it to be gluten-free, substitute a rice mix. If you want it to be vegan, substitute veggie burgers.

http://www.itsjustlife.me/recipe/beefed-up-ramen-on-slightly-savory-saturday/

Good News 

Victory for gardeners in Orlando. Hurrah!

http://ntlconsulting.blogspot.com/2015/07/orlandos-front-yard-gardens.html

Mental Health 

Tying back into that discussion of whether writers need to warn people of references to emotional triggers like sex or alcohol...ooohhh, I'm getting terribly upset by this slippery slope that leads to insanity and censorship. (Thanks to Norb Leahy for reposting this. I see the link to the Politichicks web site...I've liked some content I've seen at the Politichicks web site, but most of the computers I use won't open it and often its feed fouls up in my e-mail, so I think youall will be safer reading this content at Ntlconsulting instead.)

http://ntlconsulting.blogspot.com/2015/07/america-land-of-feelings-home-of-highly.html

I don't know who's filling my Google + page with all these graphics from +Allen West Republic (Allen West, an employee, a fan?) but some of'em are apropos.



Then there's this plaint. I read it and thought, "Where's the final twist? Y'mean these inconsiderate hearing adults weren't blind?" But, seriously...the hearing adults in this story do have a mild disability. I should know; I have it too. We're signing-impaired. For people whose brains are wired to process words through hearing them, it's not easy to learn to sign fluently, and it's tempting to lapse back into speech even when (a) someone present can't hear speech and (b) we could sign or at least finger-spell but it's sooo much easier not to. Are any readers out there signing-impaired? Would you care to share any stories of how you cope with it?

http://themillionhair.tumblr.com/post/124396353899/andreashettle-ragingpeacock-is-funny-when

Mental Illness 

Dylann Roof babbled about racism and posed with Confederate and Old South African souvenirs. Mohammod Abdulazeez babbled about a verse from the Koran. So, our President should now tour the country telling Muslims the Koran belongs in a museum and should never be seen in a place where it might upset the bereaved blah blah? Wrong. Our President should now call all of us to face up to the dangers of allowing anybody, including ourselves, to use drugs that are commonly associated with violent insanity...outside of the hospital environment, since this category of drugs includes many popular prescription "medications."

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2015/07/18/suspected-chattanooga-gunman-texted-islamic-verse-to-close-friend-the-night-before-attack-that-may-have-hinted-at-rampage-report/?

Roof and Abdulazeez and a rash of other "school shooters," "killer moms," and stranger-murderers, were insane and dangerous and needed to be locked up. The sad part is that many of these people became insane because somebody wasn't able to deal with their ordinary, understandable, annoying but not really dangerous reactions to things like +Sandy KS 's daughter's hearing problem. (My depressive sister has hearing loss too, and even as an adult has been heard to shout "I'm deaf! You're dumb!" while slamming doors. Much, much easier to live with than Dylann Roof.)

http://challengeyourwriting.blogspot.com/2015/07/abc-emotional-challenge-t-tantrum.html

Ohio Jokes 

Unlike the Kentucky joke genre found in Ohio, a good Ohio Joke is not just a moron joke in which a moron is identified as Ohioan. A good Ohio Joke is an actual news item that's been seriously reported in Ohio news media.

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2015/07/17/state-fair-bans-sale-of-confederate-flag-merchandise-as-part-of-long-held-policy-against-items-with-offensive-wording-lettering-or-graphics/?

Pictures 

A picture to print, complete, and color. (Could work for daughters as well as sons.)

http://daddytypes.com/2015/07/17/color_it_out.php

Pacific Coast skylines.

http://personapaper.com/article/35151-ice-cream-castles-in-the-air

Tech Addiction 

If your computer can handle a slideshow with lots of e-clutter on the sides, here's a charming slideshow of wisdom:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/6-things-to-do-instead-of-staring-at-your-phone_55a7edebe4b04740a3df4047

Thank a Veteran 

Y'know why I've started referring veteran stories to Adayahi, who has yet to contribute an article or picture here? Because I messed up, that's why. I held up as a good example the way the V.A. covered veterans' expenses for private medical care while my father was alive. I didn't check and find out that, after Dad died, the V.A. had switched to an insurance-based plan that had made "V.A. medical coverage" synonymous with a hopeless medical care plan for thousands of living veterans. Obviously I'm no expert on veterans' issues.

I can tell youall this much, though, Gentle Readers. Bernie Sanders won't be a true friend to veterans either. John McCain may have pounced on political disagreements, slanders, and yes, a major error of fact that I helped to perpetuate through carelessness, but he is a veteran and (in his fashion) an honorable man. So are some of the more fiscally conservative Republicans. The Socialist candidate...doesn't that title speak for itself?

Thanks to Freedomfightersofamerica.blogspot.com for the link:

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/sanders-very-easy-to-raise-the-flag-hard-to-support-veterans-benefits/article/2568513#.Vaow6TRGfSc.blogger

Writing 

For each comment we make at this blog, Beth Ann Chiles promises to donate a dollar to a community garden charity. (She picks a charity each month and donates money per comment.)

http://www.itsjustlife.me/

Book Review: War Game

A Fair Trade Book

Title: War Game

Author: Anthony Price

Publisher: Gollancz, 1976; Futura, 1979

Date: 1976 (U.K.), 1979 (U.S.)


Length: 255 pages

Quote: “You improve the odds, for a fact. But you didn't call them.”

That's what a superordinate tells David Audley, the main protagonist of War Game, during Audley's assignment to uncover the sinister forces at work when a history buff is murdered during a “reenactment” of an historic battle.

It's a murder mystery with a bit of international espionage and an historical treasure hunt for flavor; a Communist Party type called Ratcliffe, “The Red Rat,” has infiltrated a group of English Civil War reenactors (identifying Cromwell's side with the Communist Party, although, as Price notes in the course of the story, Cromwell harshly suppressed the proto-communist or proto-hippie “Diggers”—and they were Protestants). Not my favorite genre, and Price's narrative style might seem easy-going to some readers who do like the genre, but I enjoyed the English-countryside-summer atmosphere.

If you like history, mystery, and the idea of Commie spies being tricked into suicide through their own hypocritical greed, you will enjoy War Game.

Anthony Price is still living, at last report, so War Game is a Fair Trade Book. Send us $5 per copy + $5 per package, we send $1 to Price or a charity of his choice. You could send us $45 for 8 copies and we'd send $8 to Price or his charity. E-mail and real mail addresses for this web site appear at the very bottom of the screen.

Friday, July 17, 2015

Link Log for July 17

Today's Categories: Amazon, Animals, Apocalyptics, Censorship, Classics, Cute Things, Frugal, Gross-Out, Highlanders & Hillbillies, National News, Personal, Phenology, Plant, Poem, Politics, Washington.


Amazon (weirdness of)


So it's not just my "contextual ad" window; the weirdness is at Amazon. I was wondering about that, wondering why allegedly "contextual ads" ignore the books mentioned in my posts and push irrelevant junk that I certainly am not recommending. Seems the company just has a lot of real garbage to unload.


http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2015/07/15/here-are-the-most-peculiar-items-from-amazons-massive-sale-today/?


About the allegedly "contextual ad" that seems to be stuck on this page now...there's a style of bed linens known as "Priscilla," and it comes in a size called "King." Cute pun, Amazon, but now that everybody's had time to groan you may retire it now. If this web site were going to endorse bed linens, it would be the handmade, one-of-a-kind variety, as shown here. (And, yes, if +Marsha Cooper puts two of these quilts together, it'll be a "king size.")


http://marshasspot.blogspot.com/2015/07/wip-wednesday-wish-me-luck.html



Animals



Regular readers know that this site has long disparaged the inhumane practice of keeping chickens in "battery" conditions. Tyson is one chicken processing company that attracted a special level of heat, a few years ago, when Don Tyson was reportedly caught running cocaine by jamming bricks of the stuff into the bodies of chickens while the birds were alive. The current generation claim that the company is now dedicated to Christian business principles. That's grand. I'd like to see them commit to humane treatment of chickens, too. Breed natural, genetically-traditional birds that are able to walk, and give them opportunities to walk now and then.



https://www.change.org/p/tell-tyson-foods-to-stop-torturing-animals?


Ogden Nash wrote about a silly seagull who wept because he was not an eagle. Liz Klimas shares a video of seagulls whose reaction to eagles is less, er, passive.


http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2015/07/16/epic-aerial-battle-between-a-bald-eagle-and-two-seagulls-is-a-must-see/?


Reminder: Whatever kind of water dish you use--I'm not endorsing any brand promotions--it's time to make sure your pets' water dishes are full. I saw an interesting article in a newspaper recently. "Why don't cats pant like dogs?" Cats (and small dogs) don't overheat as easily as big dogs do, but any time the temperature goes over 90 degrees, cats do pant like dogs. And retreat indoors, or, if the house isn't air-conditioned, into the basement. They don't drink nearly as much water as big dogs, either...but they need for it to be fresh and cool.


http://livewagbark.com/product-review/torus-not-your-average-water-bowl-product-review/


And about smaller animals...I liked +Lyn Lomasi 's hamster article better in the AC format; the typefont showing here is hard to read. So, paste it into Word, fix the font, and print it if you're considering buying a caged pet.


http://www.lifesuccessfully.com/pets--animal-advocacy-articles/helping-kids-care-for-their-first-hamster

Apocalyptics



Is the "Mark of the Beast" at hand?



http://noisyroom.net/blog/2015/07/16/your-2015-obamacare-implant-and-mark-of-the-beast-test/



Censorship



What I find disheartening (although I support their right to do it) is the fact that the Tea Party contacts who sent me this link harped on the idea that a man was disagreeing with some feminists, without mentioning the topic of their disagreement. It was a video game in which players appear to punch someone in the face until the screen goes red. And actually, even if the feminist "victims" challenged him first, in this specific context I can imagine an e-conversation heating up to the point where the guy threatened physical violence. So, maybe you're less outraged by the case going to court than amused by the thought that the supporter of violent games lost the verbal abuse game. Anyway, the story:



http://news.nationalpost.com/full-comment/christie-blatchford-ruling-in-twitter-harassment-trial-could-have-enormous-fallout-for-free-speech



Elizabeth Barrette links to an article addressing this issue from the other extreme. I find the original article worth reading, EB's discussion more so, as reflected in my comment. The real reason why writers seldom bother with "trigger warnings" is that there are more readers who'd be insulted by the suggestion that they're just too emotional to handle a reference to alcohol than there are readers who'd be emotionally upset by seeing a reference to alcohol.



http://ysabetwordsmith.livejournal.com/3723748.html


Should I (or can I) copy this censor-triggering graphic here? (Taking the risk that literal thinkers will say it proves I'm a conservative!) It worked! Hurrah! Thanks, +Allen West Republic .






Censored cartoon here...made me smile...



http://blog.dilbert.com/post/124324994626/robots-read-news-about-mexican-tunnels


Classics


I loved Clueless...maybe because I didn't believe real kids could possibly be as, well, clueless as the ones in that parody series. Anyway I collected the whole series of paperback novels. (There was a series of follow-ups; each one is laugh-out-loud funny and based, loosely, on some classic of English literature.)


http://booktrib.com/2015/07/5-lines-we-loved-from-clueless-on-its-20th-anniversary/



Cute Things



Taylor Swift does read...some of what her fans post about her on social media. She proved it. Cute!



http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2015/07/16/someone-left-comment-on-girls-tumblr-account-that-taylor-swift-was-so-offended-by-she-took-action/?



Frugal



+Marsha Cooper plans a frugal vacation trip...What I do to keep vacations frugal: stay home. (If you don't have to go to work, it's a vacation.)



http://marshasspot.blogspot.com/2015/07/frugal-friday-with-marsha-preparing-for.html



Gross-Out News Story Continues



Planned Parenthood spokesman apologizes for the story that squicked the nation this week:



http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2015/07/16/planned-parenthoods-president-apologizes-for-officials-tone-in-video/?


Highlanders & Hillbillies


Jack Welch tells it like it is...except that Big Stone Gap is not, strictly speaking, Appalachia. (It's a few hours' walk.)


https://wendywelchbigstonegap.wordpress.com/2015/07/15/4813/



National News



Murderous Prozac-demented blank-blank-bleep-bleeps are enough to make a tough veteran cry. I don't know whether his willingness to publicize his tears will help though. I think the former-humans who do this kind of thing are more attuned to the voices that only they can hear.



http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2015/07/17/incredibly-heartbreaking-moment-a-pastor-kneels-down-to-comfort-and-pray-with-a-veteran-mourning-the-chattanooga-shooting/?



Personal



Update: I would be seriously sick if I'd eaten one whole wheat-based cookie, but have had only minor discomfort after eating ice cream that had been whirled in a blender that contained cookie crumbs.



http://priscillaking.blogspot.com/2015/07/phenology-box-turtle-update.html


Phenology


+Ruth Cox shares photos of a pretty but poisonous flower that's starting to bloom in my part of the world, too, about now.


http://ruthcoxpoetryprose.blogspot.com/2015/07/moving-sound-trumpet-flowers.html


Plant


I suppose this is a phenology post, but I'm not sure where it came from. Mike Opelka warns that a new invasive weed, giant hogweed, has effects similar to poison ivy, only (for some people) worse.


http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2015/07/15/if-you-see-this-plant-growing-nearby-whatever-you-do-dont-touch-it/?



Poem


Beautiful thought, and bilingual.



http://alicewalkersgarden.com/2015/05/beyond-about-marriage/



Politics



The Huffington Post calls it right:



http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2015/07/17/huffington-post-announces-refusal-to-cover-donald-trump-as-a-real-candidate-you-can-find-him-next-to-our-stories-on-the-kardashians/?



Another training course for political activists, this one in South Carolina. The messy-looking link is probably temporary; the page is for classes presented this summer only.



https://www.faclevents.org/index.php?option=com_vikevents&task=viewevent&Itemid=298&itid=248


Karen Schoen warns about ongoing political efforts...


http://ntlconsulting.blogspot.com/2015/07/un-agenda-21-newsletter.html


Washington, D.C. 


Crazy from the heat? (All Metro stations do have restrooms. They're locked, and not normally open to the public, but they're supposed to be opened--quickly and courteously--in any kind of emergency, including those that involve toddlers. In the Metroman's behalf, this web site will point out that the father and child were less than ten minutes away from Crystal City, which had big, clean public restrooms the last time I checked.)


http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2015/07/15/call-the-police-somebody-watch-a-metro-employee-react-to-father-with-4-year-old-daughter-needing-to-use-the-restroom/?


Book Review: 'Tis

Title: 'Tis

Author: Frank McCourt

Publisher: Scribner

Date: 1999


Length: 367 pages

Quote: “When the MS Irish Oak sailed from Cork in October 1949, we expected to be in New York City in a week. Instead, after two days at sea, we were told we were going to Montreal.”

Nevertheless, Frank McCourt found his way to New York City. This is, by and large, a factual memoir, although details have been changed. It's the classic immigrant story: clueless penniless youth comes to America, gets hard work for low pay, suffers, gets breaks, gets better jobs, becomes able to support his family, and eventually becomes at least semi-rich and semi-famous as an author.

McCourt's better known book, Angela's Ashes, was sometimes criticized for being too rough and raw. There's some coarseness in 'Tis, too, although nothing likely to bother anybody who grew up reading Judy Blume: “for once in my life I resist the sin and turn on my side and go to sleep,” “The great Boss presses the button for the elevator and while he's waiting he shoves a finger up his nose,” “a man sitting next to me...slips part of his raincoat over my lap and lets his hand wander under it,” “The glug I drank is making my stomach turn and I try to rush to the street but the door has three locks,” “what we're gonna do when we get out of the **** army,” are five less than tasteful bits that pop up as I open the book not even five but four times at random. Two of them appear on facing pages. This is not an erotic book but it is gritty, sparing no possible quotation of a rude word or reference to a tasteless detail; it's gritty in the peculiar way people write when they've been given permission to mention things somebody once told them not to mention, and so those things stand out more vividly in their minds than the things a writer of my generation would be likely to notice while observing the same scene. Let's just say that, of the two, I'd be more interested in the style of dress Billie Holiday wore during one of her last performances, not even to mention the songs she sang, than in the profanities somebody used to critique the performance. By and large it was the generation before my own that found it “liberating” to quote profanities and describe vulgarities. McCourt was one of the last of that generation, so perhaps we should forgive him.

Maybe it's because I don't have that kind of potty-conscious memory that, on the whole, I read 'Tis as a cheerful, inspirational story. The boy who grew up to be Frank McCourt was ill, recovered, served in the U.S. Army, worked his way up to teaching and then writing. After I finished the book and laid it down what stood out in my mind was not the icky little details so much as the ultimate success of McCourt and his family.

So, if you either are sufficiently “liberated” from taboos that your only reaction to the naughty thoughts in 'Tis will be “Why is he telling us this when some other detail would be more interesting,” or are still working to break through the emotions associated with “Ohhh, he shouldn't have mentioned that” and feeling a bit more liberated because he did, you will probably enjoy 'Tis. Just hide it from any children you know who might be going through that stage where it still seems terrific fun to recount a gross-out--"But it's in that book by that famous writer!"--at dinner.

McCourt no longer needs a dollar, so 'Tis is not a Fair Trade Book, but if we can ship it together with a Fair Trade Book in one package we can consolidate the cost of shipping. $5 per book, $5 per package, to either address in the little box at the very bottom of this page.

This is a blog, so I'd like to take this opportunity to get bloggy and thank a customer (from the hack writing site) for mentioning that every single page on a web site that sells things ought to contain the seller's contact information. And, if it changes, the contact information should be updated throughout the site. A lot of things that should be on a commercial web site just aren't on this site. Paypal buttons, e.g. I tried putting them here, then realized that they weren't going to work from public-access computers or computers like the Sickly Snail, which is most of the computers I've used and very likely most of the ones readers use too. Botheration. But I checked and found that Blogspot does offer a free widget that puts the contact information on every single page and allows it to be updated across the whole site. Lovely. I hope this information can be useful to the other Blogspot bloggers who, according to the computer, really are surfing around Blogspot, apparently to see how or whether this system is working for other people since their last posts to their own Blogspot blogs were made in 2013.

Thursday, July 16, 2015

Book Review: Peril at Blackstone

A Fair Trade Book

Title: Peril at Blackstone

Author: J.H. Rhodes

Publisher: Avalon

Date: 1984


Length: 182 pages

Quote: “And even this far away, the dark stones that had given the house its name were noticeable. Blackstone...was what the Fairchilds had called the old house.”

Kelly Morgan is twenty years old, has red hair—oh excuse me, “titian”--and green eyes (the cover artist forgot that), and has rarely been out of Indiana, when her father encourages her to apply for a secretarial position working closely with a rich old friend of his. The friend, who's bought Blackstone Mansion, has “sons. One was married and the other single.” Though only “a very opinionated girl,” Kelly's not too frivolous to figure out what the two older men are really hoping will happen, and...what'd you expect? This is a romance novel. It happens.

There is, however, a certain amount of “peril” inherent in being wealthy, and before marrying the heir to the wealth Kelly has to prove that she's fit to survive it. I'm not convinced that any reader would ever for a minute doubt how the story's going to end, but I will give Rhodes credit for stretching the plot with an acceptable number of challenges and surprises, from pranks (sand is dumped in Kelly's bed) to real dangers.

During last summer's lark, when Oogesti and I rescued “fiction by the pound” from the landfill, this was one of the novels we salvaged. I'm not claiming that it's a great novel. All I'm saying on its behalf is that, for those who like harmless romances in which predictable characters bump along the predictable path to a predictable happy ending, this is one of them. No explicit premarital sex, no serious violence, no bad language. Sweet, sassy, stereotypical Irish-American chick competes with grim, older, English-surnamed brunette for young man's attention—mercy, there's hardly even any competition. 

"J.H. Rhodes" is the name of a corporation but I was pleasantly surprised to find that, according to Google, James H. Rhodes is also the name of the writer of several of what Avalon calls their "mystery" novels. They say mysteries, I say romances. Whatever. Anyway he is apparently alive, so Peril at Blackstone is a Fair Trade Book. Send $5 per copy + $5 per package to either of the addresses in the box at the very bottom of this page, and out of this total of $10 we will send Rhodes or a charity of his choice 10%, or $1, for each copy we sell online. (That would be $4 for Rhodes or the charity if you ordered four copies at one time, or one copy each of Peril at Blackstone and three of his other novels, and thus sent us only $25.)

Wednesday, July 15, 2015

Post That Wanted to Be a Link Log

Things I wanted to check out, but the Sickly Snail wouldn't let me...readers, would youall rather see a list like this, or wait'til I've actually viewed each link and can comment on more than the thumbnail image and first paragraph that showed up in the feed? Categories: AAA Awesome, Adult Content Squick, Animals, Bloom County, Civilians Fighting Crime, Confederate Flags, Crafts, Cute, Fun Stuff, GMO's, Kid Stuff, News of the Weird, Obamacare, Outer Space, Philosophy, Politics, Writing.

AAA Is for Awesome News

Years ago I posted an article about organic food stores in and near Kingsport, Tennessee, that mentioned a store called The Shouting Sprout. I mentioned that the contact information I had for that store had gone out of date, and begged readers to update it. Apparently the store floundered along without phone or Internet access for a while, then went out of business. But here, at last, is a link to a beautifully simple, even though photo-enhanced, Blogspot maintained by one of the Shouting Sprout suppliers. A couple of those small farmers in Tennessee to whom being nice may help you get organic goodies.


Adult Content Squick (the Planned Parenthood Scandal)

For those who don't know, “squick” is cyberjargon for something that turns your stomach independently of whether you think it's good, bad, or morally-neutral. Sylvia Maner Nickels, a Kingsport Daily News columnist, has a Blogspot that even the Sickly Snail can open. So, out of all the links to the fracas about the Planned Parenthood guy allegedly trafficking in human body tissue, I clicked on SMN's. She takes a conservative view of the issue. All I'll say here is that everything about this issue (including my comment on SMN's blog) is one big squick. Not recommended if you're eating, or just ate.


Animals 

Another adventure of Valentino at dogpawsitivetidbits.com.

Bloom County...Revives?

Coincidence? My last LJ post replied to the question, “Which comic strip from the past would you like to see revived?” Like all good baby-boomers, I instantly thought of “Peanuts,” then “Pogo,” then thought that I could not imagine those characters in this century. What about “Calvin & Hobbes,” which some people had picked? What about...“Bloom County”? I could not imagine. But Berke Breathed is still alive, unlike Charles Schultz and Walt Kelly, and he can imagine. I think he must have set up that question just to see how many people would mention “Bloom County,” and be delighted. (Btw I saw the premiere of the new “Bloom County” cartoons courtesy of Language Log, a site created for and by people with advanced degrees in linguistics and/or a language and its history and literature...for fun. This site defines "ludic cerebration" and gives at least one example a day.)


Civilians Fighting Crime

At The Blaze, Dave Urbanski shares another heartwarming story...this time the civilian crimebuster is a firefighter. Never mess with anyone who fights fires. (Btw, I've fought a fire.)

Kaitlyn Schallhorn's story, also at The Blaze, features an unarmed man fighting crime with a stick.

Confederate Flags

Megyn Kelly on behalf of her Confederate ancestors at ntlconsulting.blogspot.com. Y'know, I really think the cool, twenty-first-century thing to do here is to declare a moratorium on the whole flag flap. I don't like censorship. I've said that. If we want to talk about racism, let's talk about the truly racist idea of those HUD block grants to yuppie neighborhoods being contingent on the construction of slummy high-rise apartment buildings that must house a specified number of “black and Hispanic” families, including children who need and deserve to be in single-family houses with yards. Let's explore why it's better for children, regardless of color or ethnicity, to have free time and private space, even if it's only the shade of one tree...and why our profoundly racist federal government wants to coop those children up in slums, where their instinctive efforts to define and claim private space are likely to take the form of aggressive hostility.

Crafts

The thumbnail photo in my Blogspot feed promises a beautiful, complex patchwork quilt at marshasspot.com.

Cute Things

At ysabetwordsmith.livejournal.com, the feed promises a link to a movie an indoor cat might like to watch...wildlife videos! (Would I ever consider buying, renting, or downloading a movie for a cat? During the two weeks after just one cat has been spayed, I would. None of the resident cats at the Cat Sanctuary has taken much interest in technological stuff, although Mackerel and Bisquit each tried typing, but a few years ago this web site was briefly co-hosted by a cat who liked to chase the cursor around the screen...Viola the Cybercat. She might've got into movies.)

Fun Stuff

Those who remember “The Barefoot” from AC will want to read “The New Adventure and the Open Road” at thebarefoot.wordpress.com.

GMO's

At freedomfightersofamerica.blogspot.com, there's reported to be some sort of link to information about how GMO corn increased pesticide use by 300%. This is the sort of link I'd like to check out before sharing. It might be a video.

Kid Stuff

Discussion of car seats, with video and cute baby images, at daddytypes.com.

News of the Weird

Jon Street reports a weird news story from Tennessee...I don't so much want to read about how the counterfeiter thought the President could be blamed for her crime. I just want to know if this bit of weirdness came from Hawkins County. At theblaze.com.

Obamacare

The President can definitely be blamed for this weird story. Actually, it's sort of planned. A federal office planted eleven bogus applicants for Obamacare to test the system, and the system re-qualified them for benefits this year. The story came courtesy of The Blaze, but it's regular AP News that may be in your local newspaper—if your local newspaper hasn't cut out two-thirds of its worthwhile content due to lack of advertising, the way the Kingsport Times-News has done.

At ntlconsulting.blogspot.com, Alieta Eck, M.D., explains more about how insurance companies inflate the cost of medical care.


Adult Content Squick

For those who don't know, “squick” is cyberjargon for something that turns your stomach independently of whether you think it's good, bad, or morally-neutral. Sylvia Maner Nickels, a Kingsport Daily News columnist, has a Blogspot that even the Sickly Snail can open. So, out of all the links to the fracas about the Planned Parenthood guy allegedly trafficking in human body tissue, I clicked on SMN's. She takes a conservative view of the issue. All I'll say here is that everything about this issue is one big squick. Not recommended if you're eating or just ate.


Animals 

Another adventure of Valentino at dogpawsitivetidbits.com.

Bloom County...Revives?

Coincidence? My last LJ post replied to the question, “Which comic strip from the past would you like to see revived?” Like all good baby-boomers, I instantly thought of “Peanuts,” then “Pogo,” then thought that I could not imagine those characters in this century. What about “Calvin & Hobbes,” which some people had picked? What about...“Bloom County”? I could not imagine. But Berke Breathed is still alive, unlike Charles Schultz and Walt Kelly, and he can imagine. I think he must have set up that question just to see how many people would mention “Bloom County,” and be delighted. (Btw I saw the premiere of the new “Bloom County” cartoons courtesy of Language Log, a site created for and by people with advanced degrees in linguistics and/or a language and literature...for fun.)


Civilians Fighting Crime

Dave Urbanski shares another heartwarming story...this time the civilian crimebuster is a firefighter. Never mess with anyone who fights fires. (Btw, I've fought a fire.)

Kaitlyn Schallhorn's story, also at The Blaze, features an unarmed man fighting crime with a stick.

Confederate Flags

Megyn Kelly on behalf of her Confederate ancestors at ntlconsulting.blogspot.com. Y'know, I really think the cool, twenty-first-century thing to do here is to declare a moratorium on the whole flag flap. I don't like censorship. I've said that. If we want to talk about racism, let's talk about the truly racist idea of those HUD block grants to yuppie neighborhoods being contingent on the construction of slummy high-rise apartment buildings that must house a specified number of “black and Hispanic” families, including children who need and deserve to be in single-family houses with yards. Let's explore why it's better for children, regardless of color or ethnicity, to have free time and private space, even if it's only the shade of one tree...and why our profoundly racist federal government wants to coop those children up in slums, where their instinctive efforts to define and claim private space are likely to take the form of aggressive hostility.

Crafts

The thumbnail photo in my Blogspot feed promises a beautiful, complex patchwork quilt at marshasspot.com.

Cute Things

At ysabetwordsmith.livejournal.com, the feed promises a link to a movie an indoor cat might like to watch...wildlife videos! (Would I ever consider buying, renting, or downloading a movie for a cat? During the two weeks after just one cat has been spayed, I would. None of the resident cats at the Cat Sanctuary has taken much interest in technological stuff, but a few years ago this web site was briefly co-hosted by a cat who liked to chase the cursor around the screen...Viola the Cybercat.)

Fun Stuff

Those who remember “The Barefoot” from AC will want to read “The New Adventure and the Open Road” at thebarefoot.wordpress.com.

GMO's

At freedomfightersofamerica.blogspot.com, there's reported to be some sort of link to information about how GMO corn increased pesticide use by 300%. This is the sort of link I'd like to check out before sharing. It might be a video.

Kid Stuff

Discussion of car seats, with video and cute baby images, at daddytypes.com.

News of the Weird

Jon Street reports a weird news story from Tennessee...I don't so much want to read about how the counterfeiter thought the President could be blamed for her crime. I just want to know if this bit of weirdness came from Hawkins County. At theblaze.com.

Obamacare

The President can definitely be blamed for this weird story. Actually, it's sort of planned. A federal office planted eleven bogus applicants for Obamacare to test the system, and the system re-qualified them for benefits this year. The story came courtesy of The Blaze, but it's regular AP News that may be in your local newspaper—if your local newspaper hasn't cut out two-thirds of its worthwhile content due to lack of advertising, the way the Kingsport Times-News has done.

At ntlconsulting.blogspot.com, Alieta Eck, M.D., explains more about how insurance companies inflate the cost of medical care.

Outer Space

Oliver Darcy's post at The Blaze reached me first...I'm sure every newspaper and web page will be reporting on images the space probe sent back from Pluto.

Philosophy

Provocative thoughts on human nature at blog.dilbert.com.

Politics

A Tea Party that shall be nameless shared an e-mail on behalf of a candidate this web site doesn't even want to name in a sentence that contains the word “presidential.” This person is well and widely known for his unconvincing hairpiece, and this web site has long believed his hair to be an accurate reflection of his character. The headline of the e-mail quotes this dude as having threatened a Mexican druglord with a violent act that is commonly used as a metaphor for “humiliate in defeat.” So, if the serious Republican candidates wanted to make my day and form a coalition, this coalition might find a use for this guy after all. Not as head of, but as a consultant to, the Immigration & Naturalization Service. He does, as Linked In likes to put it, know about planes; he might have an untapped talent for deporting drug goons.

Meanwhile, at noisyroom.net/blog, there's a KeyWiki Leak about what Donna Brazile's been up to lately. If you weren't in Washington in the 1980s-1990s and haven't been out of the city for the past ten years, this may not pique your curiosity; it piques mine.

Writing

I did click on this one, because I thought it was the sort of web site the Sickly Snail could handle. It's cool to see how many readers Jerry Jenkins has at all different stages of literary development.