Sunday, March 24, 2024

In Memoriam, Continued

My mother taught me that, those afternoons
we killed the vines so that the trees might live.
A sprayer's not as good as one who prunes.
Theft robs both of joys honest trade could give.
The tuning's not as pleasant as the tunes.
Even God requires repentance, to forgive.
This moral judgment makes a man or woman,
created in God's image, fully human. 

It's not subjective, as some try to claim.
The world's always agreed on moral laws.
The mind perceives things' rightness or their shame
with an agreement that the mind o'erawes.
All humans always will a traitor blame
and, if they don't, a brain defect's the cause.
Up to this present day we've always had
the sense that "amorality" is mad.

We women weave the weeds that humans wear,
though men can weed a garden just as well;
Rhus glabra was my father's cross to bear,
yet almost every year its venom fell
on Mother, vulnerable because fair,
and, thoughtless child, I never tried to tell
why Mother shared the orchard work with me:
for private conversation, I now see.

True was her teaching; wisdom in the word,
the very words that bind: wise, woman, wit,
weave, word, with, weed, we, will: like a songbird
that through the orchard's trees may sing and flit,
words chime in background; sometimes may be heard 
a meaning deeper than the sound of it.
We choose pain not because we want to suffer,
because 'tween pain and children we're the buffer.

So pass away the vines none will regret.
So pass away my mother's fourscore years
whose work, all now agree, was not done yet,
whose loss left those who knew her in our tears.
Yet bravely, merrily, her course she set--
"Hey, Death! Come, if you dare!"--she had no fears.
She ran to meet her loved ones, some years lost;
So may we all run; One has paid the cost.

The fire burned out, and by its ashes sat,
next morning, spring's first yellow butterfly,
to catch the sun's heat spreading wings out flat,
still needing every ray to flutter by;
if, wind-chilled, he'd been trapped where he was at
and I had caught him, he'd not have been shy
but made use of my skin's warmth and sweat's salt.
He is a filthy beast. That's not his fault.

Though right and wrong exist outside the mind
and are not judged by us, but we by them,
a perfect view of truth we cannot find.
Not holding it does not disprove a gem.
In greater or in less degree we're blind
yet we can see, if not all leaves, the stem: 
who'd kiss, or who would kill, the butterfly?
Nature's a great salve to the moral eye.

We daily choose between the wrong and right
(and sometimes more than one on either side, 
in more or less degree: words merely trite,
strong, weak, or words completely falsified?
Though there are shades and colors in the light
from dark's existence best not try to hide.
We never should imagine that it's clever
from moral judgments ever thought to sever.

The vines have served some purpose as they burned.
Their ashes hold a little warmth, even now.
And Mother served some purposes: we learned
much from her, all who knew her now avow.
The moment, too, served purpose, being turned
into Bad Poetry (perhaps for Plough?).
All things connect. All things are not the same.
True moral judgment may be being's aim.

----

Well, it's a first draft. I don't think it's worth submitting to the Rhina Espaillat Poetry Award contest...yet.

Web Log for 3.22-23.24

What we're learning this week: Your Auntie Pris can monitor her e-mail, at the current rate of volume, or maintain this blog, but not both. I've spent most of the week begging Book Funnel writers to edit their "newsletters" and condense them down to a manageable rate of one per week (or month) per writer, but some seem to want to continue just rubber-stamping the spam. Some of these people are cranking out multiple pieces of spam back-to-back--not only one or two e-mails a day, but two e-mails back to back. 

This is not newslettering. Real newsletters are put together by an individual who collects bits of news for a week, a month, two or three months, and edits it all down into one envelope's worth of mail. We cannot all be John Holt, who got his quarterly newsletters, often with lists of a hundred or more books, down to four or eight pages of tiny print--but we should all be inspired by his good example. It's like the difference between "I'd like to get to know this person" and "Person is texting me every five minutes." 

Book Funnel is unintentionally "helping" writers to present themselves as cheap, thoughtless, and desperate people nobody would want to know. That's not the way writers are but it is the way an algorithm-driven, computer-based marketing system is making some otherwise good writers sound.

And it's now officially spring. I have spring cleaning and gardening to do. I have writing gigs to do. I have a book manuscript to work on. I have a criminal to catch, so I'm doing as much of it as possible at night. And, at a Cat Sanctuary, there are likely to be kittens. Even reviewers can't sit at the computer all day. 

Starting in April, much as I wanted to read Book Funnel writers' newsletters, I'm going to have a new rule: The second automated e-mail in one week from one writer gets that writer blocked. I'll miss the real hand-typed news scattered through these automated "newsletters," but I've not been seeing much of it, anyway, for all the verbiage people have been cranking out by pasting whole book blurbs into their e-mails. 

Animals 

My husband and I used to walk in different nature parks in Maryland, on sunny days. (On rainy days we walked through supermarkets or shopping malls.) Maryland is a very watery State. Almost every nature park has a body of water as its focal point, and most of those bodies of water attract resident flocks of Canada geese, and during the years we observed those geese every flock had one or maybe two geese of a different species that had joined the flock and stayed.

We observed that geese are normally monogamous. Flocks break up in spring as each couple raises their own eggs. When geese are overcrowded they'll watch for a chance to break up unattended nests, keeping other geese's goslings from hatching. Parent geese seem to expect this behavior and, though they'll hiss and chase visiting geese away from their eggs, they don't seem to blame the other geese later, when the goslings grow up and all the birds merge back into a big flock. Canada geese, especially the large subspecies, are the dominant species and form the majority in a flock but seem to tolerate even barnyard geese if they can keep up with the rest of the flock. From what we saw, these minority-species geese join flocks of Canada geese as couples or after losing their mates. They don't crossbreed with Canada geese but we did see more than one case where a minority-type goose attached itself to a pair of Canada geese as a nest helper. There was a couple of China geese, who are not built for long migrations but are strong swimmers, who lived in a flock of Canada geese the whole time we were together; the female died first, and after a few years alone we thought the male formed a sentimental attachment to a female Canada gosling, who then insisted that her mate accept him as part of their family when they produced goslings of their own. We saw bigger greylag geese and a smaller blue goose who lived among Canada geese, too. In winter ducks of all sizes joined the flock, too, as did swans.

Alana Mautone and friends think this smaller white goose is the minority form of blue goose known as a snow goose.


Butterfly porn? These British Brimstone butterflies, a peculiar species that hibernate as adults in winter, mate early in spring, and this couple used their wings to protect whatever butterflies have in the way of modesty. (Actually, butterflies who cover their tail ends with their wings while mating may get a survival advantage: predators don't usually want to eat wings, so when they see less appetizing parts of the butterfly they may feel inclined to look for something more palatable.) 


ICYMI (in case you missed it) 

Prayers for Princess Kate..


Immigration 

(I started typing this paragraph in Spanish. Then I thought it more prudent to write in English--Google will translate it, and offensive word choices can then be blamed on the computer. Some words have similar definitions but different connotations in different times and places.) 

To those who want to immigrate, with love. Although you may be good people, quiet, hardworking, clean, honest, probably very "conservative" in matters of morality, the places where it is easy to live in North America are overcrowded. For that reason you are hated in those places--not hated for being bad people, but hated for wanting to crowd into places where there is no room for you. There is an insane conflict between those who want to bring in more young people, to be second-class citizens and keep our dysfunctional Ponzi scheme of Social Security going just a little longer with an even harder crash for the next generation, and those who want to save such jobs and land as may become available for the grandchildren they want to have. Both positions seem to me selfish and arrogant. Never mind them., The fact is that the United States is now extremely low on hospitality for youall. Canada, which has historically been more hospitable because the climate keeps immigration down in any case, is no longer very hospitable either. Stay where you are. You have a vocation from God to make your own countries great. 

If anyone tells you that you can have a better life in the United States, be sure that person is prepared to adopt you as his or her own children. That is the only way person can make such a promise. I think the comments on this news story are jokes, but the jokes are being made with a serious intention of discouraging any more immigration. There is no room. 

Last winter someone wrote to me, claiming to be a rich Syrian businessman with a teenaged daughter he wanted to educate here. My default reaction was, of course, "Scam alert!" but I didn't want to close off all possibility of legitimate help for a legitimate need. Years ago, before my poor little mother had thrown away all the family's wealth in the belief that God would reward her business for doing so, may God have pity on her, I said that any Syrian or other refugees who were being persecuted for being Christians could stay with me. Well, so they can, although the bureaucracy is currently making it exceedingly difficult and dangerous for Syrians, specifically, to come here. But do they want to be here? Well, considering the question of the girl's education...the local public school is still a fairly good one, but people aren't used to foreigners; the high school experience would probably be unnecessarily painful. There's a decent Christian boarding school a few hours away; it costs only about two thousand dollars a term, clothes and pocket money extra. The girls there do expect one another to dress well and spend freely or be taunted, or even pitied...I e-mailed State. I've not been in Washington for fifteen years now. Nobody remembered me. Nobody e-mailed back. What I, personally, could offer anyone in need is still in the "floor space to sleep on" category. "The economy" has bitten most families I know. As long as we have homes and land we can't be called really poor, and anyone who gives that up is a fool, but we're not necessarily eating well and as our nice things wear out they may not be replaceable.


Land Management 

Relevant to Wednesday's thoughts on "developers":



Poems 

This could almost be about homelessness as an effect of tolerance for "developers"...but it's not. It's about men who don't choose to be sober, hardworking, or law-abiding, and can be said to deserve what they get. People who are homeless because inflated property values make their rent higher than their wages, or because they have brain damage and can't look after themselves, or because they can't get work, deserve sympathy and help--but it's not society's responsibility to prevent people choosing to go feral. I happened to think the poem and song were funny.


Politics 

Justin Trudeau said something intelligent--that's good news. 


Now he needs to add some follow-up observations that also show intelligence, like,

"This distrust is directly caused by censorship, most conspicuously the censorship of Donald Trump that helped troublemakers turn a rally into a riot on January 6, 2021, and the censorship of accurate safety warnings about profitable products such as Prozac, glyphosate, Merck's live-virus measles vaccines, and most recently the COVID vaccines, now also known as 'clot-shots' from their association with abnormal blood clotting in some patients not previously diagnosed with cardiac disease."

"We must firmly oppose all censorship, even of tacky Tik Tok." 

"We must block access to the Internet from countries that tolerate censorship." 

"And we must stop funding what has ceased to function as a mediation service, no doubt because it has supported the megalomaniac fantasies of people who actually think they could 'rule the world,' instead of referring them to the psychiatric help they so obviously need. In order to receive the funding the UN has no doubt anticipated, the UN must purge its ranks of anyone who lacks a solid record of support for national sovereignty and individual civil liberties." 

New Book Review: Second Chance Doctor

Title: Second Chance Doctor 

Author: Christi Sage

Date: 2023

Publisher: Christi Sage

Quote: "I remember everything; she remembers nothing."

At first glance this is just another sweet romance with a plot that seems particularly far-fetched, but I think this author may be telling us something she's observed about the real world, along with the "high school sweethearts meet again after fifteen years, are still single, fall in love again and live happily ever after" trope.

Part of the amnesiac character's problem seems out of date. It was baby-boomers who were officially named Catherine and called Cathy, who rejected the short form Cathy because there was always at least one other Cathy in every class at school. (In one of my classes there were two Cathies, or maybe Kathies, not closely related, who also had the same family name.) In different regional patterns of slang long words were abbreviated to either their beginnings or their ends; the dominant trend by the mid-1980s seemed to be for Cathies to want to be called Kate but one of my college classmates was a Ryn. But that's not a problem a girl the age of the heroine of this romance would have had; baby-boomers called daughters anything but Cathy, Or Debbie, Susan, Carol, Sharon, Karen, or Jennifer.

So this character has a more dramatic name and image problem. In defiance of fashion, she was named Catherine by long-lost parents and brought up by an abusive aunt who called her Cathy. Her high school sweetheart, who answers to Archer, Arch, or even Archie, called her Rin. When Rin's abusive aunt fell and threatened to tell people in their small town that Rin pushed her, Rin ran off to the city and promptly found an even more abusive boyfriend, the kind who was a "fiance" for years. Since he apparently has access to chloroform and doesn't hesitate to use it on people without their consent, it's just plausible that Rin might have genuine amnesia, a condition most reported during the years when chloroform was commonly used in hospitals. 

More recently reported, apparently true, amnesia stories have become a dominant theme at some "true crime" and "unsolved mystery" sites. For reasons unknown, they all seem to involve men, an abnormally high percentage of whom are truck drivers. Something to do with diesel fumes? Anyway, amnesia is rarely reported these days, and there's always been some doubt whether :psychogenic amnesia" really happened. Amnesia induced by brain trauma seems to be either less complete (people lose memories from only a short time) or more complete (some people go into comas). Christi Sage seems to be hinting in this novel, however, that the kind of amnesia that fascinated writers of detective and "thriller" stories in the 1930s was a genuine, specific drug reaction. This might be true. 

Anyway, this millennial-generation girl with this combination of baby-boomer and Greatest Generation problems picks a random name, Reina, and gets a part-time job, apparently an illegal job, and lives on junkfood in her car, apparently blocking all memories of who she really is. Then in a moment of post-traumatic stress she returns to the old home town and just happens to meet Archer, who just happens to have come back to the home place to get away from his stressful life as a doctor in Seattle.

So this lifelong victim wakes up in the home of her ex-boyfriend, feeling safe--and readers are asked to believe that she really is safe from any Inappropriate Involvement with dear old Archer. In real life I'd incline to believe that, since we're told that Rin's brain damage shows in enough other ways that a real man would be wary. What's hard to believe is that Archer would describe her brain-damaged behavior, not with clinical detachment, but with pure, idealistic, Christian love. (He's a Christian, and mentions it a few times in the novel, though he doesn't preach.) She stumbles around bumping into things--Archer took her home after she fell into a swimming pool and seemed unable to swim--and going into panics for no obvious reason. She would, in real life, evoke feelings of horror and revulsion in old friends.

It's a sweet romance, so we know that she'll recover enough memory and physical coordination to be accepted as sane by the end of the book. How her other problems are resolved is the only suspense the story can possibly have. Do true stories of amnesia ever end so well? In the 1930s some of them seemed to do; for all I know, this unlikely story might be based on facts, though those facts still seem more likely to have happened a hundred years ago than to happen now.

Friday, March 22, 2024

Bad Poetry: In Memoriam

The fire that made the garbage go away
blazed merrily, urged on by gusts of wind.
It was the sort of fresh, dry, pleasant day
when nuisance vines are begging to be thinned
out of the trees they'd kill, given their way.
Lopping the vines at roots, tripled and twinned,
I thought how Mother used to do this task;
For help and company she'd always ask.

I do it, now, alone. Some chores require
an extra pair of hands. The vines are easy.
Rhus glabra burned her pallid wrists like fire.
I'd join her in the garden, bright and breezy,
and never see the vines God sent to try her.
Though poison ivy doesn't even tease me
she had no faith that I could wash away
what caused her pain for weeks, if for a day.

Mothers are like that. I'm not one. I tear
japonica and Rhus and climbing rose
out of the earth that fruit trees may grow where
the vines are the earth's weeds--which once meant clothes:
what's worn was weed, what's woven, weed--now there
we see how words change as a language grows!
All things have purpose. Earth puts on her weeds
in spring, to meet the soil's and creatures' needs.

But they'll not have my peach tree. Vines come out,
tied into wreaths, and set like crowns on flame.
Since that primordial garden, none can doubt,
vines have their place, but it would be a shame
to let a cinnamon vine a peach tree rout.
Things are not equal. There are praise and blame
for right and wrong; not "positivity,"
not mere viridian life; we judge activity.

*****

That's the official poem prompted by, and shared at, Poets & Storytellers United for Friday Writings #119: In Memoriam. More verses came to mind. They are, as my mother was, Christian, and will be next week's Sunday post. 

Web Log for 3.21.24

Censorship 

It's a test case meant to try the soul: Should Tik Tok be censored? Well...should Facebook be? I'll say this much: Anyone arguing against censoring Tik Tok had better be arguing for untrammelled freedom of speech, and anonymity, on US-owned social media. But yes, I am...even for tacky Tik Tok, to which, after all, reasonable people have the option of not providing any information. Or attention. 


Women's History 

The struggle continues, and no, the solution is not to pamper the emotional feelings of males. The idea that people seriously claimed sympathy with Hamas--any people--showed that. 

Basic Spanish for Taco Bell Customers

A news item, a few years ago, was that a customer at a Taco Bell in Florida was unable to find anyone who could speak English. 

If you speak only English and you want to have a conversation with the people who work in a store or restaurant, it's a good idea to look for a fellow anglophone before becoming indignant.

Sentence intonation sounds slightly different in Spanish than it does in English, but impatience sounds enough alike in both languages to scare the English right out of shy food service workers' minds.

Additionally, this incident was reported during a heat wave when the body had to work so hard, extracting enough oxygen from the hot humid air to run the brain, that even people who spoke no other language were reporting difficulty making intelligent conversation in English, which may explain the customer's agitation. Anyone who lives in Florida all year ought to be able to speak Spanish fluently, probably with a Cuban accent, but some days, when you wonder whether what is dripping down your face is actually melted brain...

Yes, it is good manners to use the language of the country you are in...but arguably, in restaurants that advertise an international theme, it's part of the experience to use the language of the menu. If you can.

A case can be made, if the restaurant is so authentic that the servers have not learned English yet, for helping them practice English. This is of course done in a polite. encouraging way. Everyone would be better off if more of us refused to pay for bad service, as in "Build computers to last 75 years or don't build computers at all!", but when people haven't sold us anything yet and we want to help them remember whatever English they've learned, it is usually helpful to speak slowly, clearly, and patiently, like a teacher or like the voice on a language-for-tourist recording. You want, if possible, to stimulate the vocabulary-learning circuits in their brains, not the emotional ones.

Still...Taco Bell? The epitome of simple fast food? How much vocabulary, in English or Spanish, does the Taco Bell experience require?

Basic Taco Bell Vocabulary

ENGLISH: Taco. SPANISH: Taco. 

ENGLISH: Tortilla. SPANISH: Tortilla. 

ENGLISH: Chalupa. SPANISH: Chalupa. 

ENGLISH: With. SPANISH: Con.

ENGLISH: Without. SPANISH: Sin. 

ENGLISH: Yes. SPANISH: Sí. 

ENGLISH: No. SPANISH: No. 

ENGLISH: Meat. SPANISH: Carne. 

ENGLISH: Beef. SPANISH: Carne de vaca. (Default kind of meat, so often just "carne.")

ENGLISH: Chicken. SPANISH: Pollo. 

ENGLISH: Fish. SPANISH: Pez. 

ENGLISH: Lettuce. SPANISH: Lechuga. 

ENGLISH: Tomato. SPANISH: Tomate. 

ENGLISH: Onion. SPANISH: Cebolla. 

ENGLISH: Cheese. SPANISH: Queso. 

ENGLISH: Cream. SPANISH: Crema. 

ENGLISH: Corn. SPANISH: De maíz. 

ENGLISH: Wheat. SPANISH: De trigo. 

ENGLISH: Salt. SPANISH: Sal. 

ENGLISH: Pepper. SPANISH: Pimenta. 

ENGLISH: Salsa. SPANISH: Salsa. 

ENGLISH: Water. SPANISH: Agua. 

ENGLISH: Coca-Cola. SPANISH: Coca-Cola. (Other name brands are also the same in either language.)

ENGLISH: Ice. SPANISH: Hielo. .

ENGLISH: Small. SPANISH: Pequeno.

ENGLISH: Medium. SPANISH: Medio.

ENGLISH: Large. SPANISH: Grande.

ENGLISH: Please. SPANISH: Por favor. 

ENGLISH: Thanks. SPANISH: Gracias.

Additional Taco Bell Vocabulary

ENGLISH: It’s good. SPANISH: Está bien. 

ENGLISH: I like it. SPANISH: Me gusta. 

ENGLISH: The food smells good. SPANISH: Huele rico.

ENGLISH: This is not good. SPANISH: Eso no está bien.

ENGLISH: There are 25 of us. SPANISH: Somos veinticinco.

ENGLISH: We're from Tokyo. SPANISH: Venimos de Tokyo.

ENGLISH: The two of us speak English. SPANISH: Nosotros dos hablamos ingles.

ENGLISH: Where is? SPANISH: ¿Dónde está? 

ENGLISH: Bathroom (restroom, washroom). SPANISH: Lavatorio (or bano). .

ENGLISH: There is. SPANISH: Hay. 

ENGLISH: Problem. SPANISH: Problema. 

ENGLISH: Phone. SPANISH: Telefono.

ENGLISH: Internet. SPANISH: Internet.

ENGLISH: It's not working. SPANISH: No funciona.

ENGLISH: I feel ill. SPANISH: Me siento mal. 

ENGLISH: The car won’t start. SPANISH: El coche no va. 

ENGLISH: Help. SPANISH: Ayuda. 

ENGLISH: Police. SPANISH: Policia. 

ENGLISH: Hospital. SPANISH: Hospital.

ENGLISH: Doctor. SPANISH: Medico.

ENGLISH: Baby. SPANISH: Bebe.

ENGLISH: Fire. SPANISH: Incendio.

ENGLISH: Dollar. SPANISH: Dolar.

ENGLISH: Dollars. SPANISH: Dolares. 

ENGLISH: Cents. SPANISH: Centavos. 

Numbers

One = uno (or una) = 1

Two = dos = 2

Three = tres = 3

Four = cuatro = 4

Five = cinco = 5

Six = seis = 6

Seven = siete = 7

Eight = ocho = 8

Nine = nueve = 9

Ten = diez = 10

Eleven = once = 11

Twelve = doce = 12

Thirteen = trece = 13

Fourteen = catorce = 14

Fifteen = quince = 15

Sixteen = dieciseis = 16

Seventeen = diecisiete = 17

Eighteen = dieciocho = 18

Nineteen = diecinueve = 19

Twenty = veinte = 20

Twenty-one = veinte y uno = 21

Twenty-two = veinte y dos, etc.

Thirty = treinta = 30

Forty = cuarenta = 40

Fifty = cincuenta = 50

Sixty = sesenta = 60

Seventy = setenta = 70

Eighty = ochenta = 80

Ninety = noventa = 90

Hundred = cien (or ciento) = 100

Two hundred = doscientos = 200, etc.

Now you can say just about anything you are likely to need to say in a Taco Bell.

Belated Wednesday Post: A Book Trope I'd Like to See Less Of in Real Life

This week's Long and Short Reviews question was a hard one. A book trope I'd like to see happen less often in real life? ??? 

Usually book tropes that sell are things that people like to think about. 

One exception might be bereavement. People like stories where widows are happily remarried and orphans are happily adopted. Well, in order to become widows and orphans, y'know...Still, I'm not sure that it would be better if everyone in a family died at the same time so that nobody had to be bereaved.

What did other people think? 

"Forbidden love." Should we all just "be more accepting" of whatever people claim is "love" when we suspect they're only looking for attention? Meh. What about telling them the truth--that we are not in a position to know whether their "love" is pure or sincere, or is hurting or cheating other people, or will or won't last. That is between them and God. To the rest of humankind it's merely boring. I suppose any of it is too much, in real life. But in real life I see much less "forbidden love" than I see people anguishing, tediously, about their lack of any kind of "love." It might be good to see more of these people trying to "be worthy love and love will come."

"Unresolved endings." I don't like lack of closure either, but real life doesn't seem to me to have a lot of endings. Even when one person dies, other people's roads wind on and on.

"Abuse of other people." Well, yes. The evil that lurks in the hearts of humans is more than a book trope.

"Alien abductions." I'm not sure whether that does happen in real life. If it does, yes, it ought to stop!

"Minority characters getting killed off." As in The Hunger Games, where the author's intention was to provide sympathetic roles for minority-type actors, but the sole-survivor plot allows only the character with whom the author identifies to survive. I'd like to see less of it in fiction. I'm not sure I've seen it in real life but, if it does happen, it ought to stop..

"How could you be a virgin?" If that's common enough in fiction to be a trope, it would be in the kind of fiction most of us don't read. It's worth mentioning here, though, as one more reason for young women to remain virgins until the prospective fathers of their children have provided them with houses in which to raise the said children.

"The Singularity"--humans build robots smarter than the humans are, and the robots take over the world. Actually I don't think that'll happen, but on some readings of Bible prophecy, central digital currency is a sign that the benefits of human civilization may come to an end. 

"Man pursues woman he can't marry because of complications from his first marriage." No need to say "persons" here; we all know who actually does it and who may occasionally be harmed by it. I don't see much of this in real life or in fiction. That may be because I prefer frivolous fiction to the really trashy kind that often tries to pass itself off as "literary." It worked in Jane Eyre, where even in that difficult and dangerous day it motivated the woman to get a life of her own. It might be excused on that kind of grounds in modern fiction. If it does still happen in real life, the only explanation would be that the man's not worth the woman's time. 

"Rich and powerful person with no interest in improving society." I suppose I should have thought of that one as a book trope. It's another one that doesn't often occur in books I read. It does occur in real life--you know the members of the World Economic Forum don't believe a global dictatorship can possibly benefit anyone but the dictators.

I didn't think of some of these good answers. So I was about to skip this question until I saw two romance novels mention "billionaire developers." 

I'd like to see that species go extinct in the real world. "Developers" are people who barge into existing communities and inconvenience everyone by wastefully destroying what's already there and shoving in something else, often something nobody else wanted, like an "apartment tower" stocked with welfare cheats. They turn perfectly good pastures into shopping plazas located out in the country, sucking shoppers out of the downtown neighborhoods that already had shopping plazas, rotting the existing shopping plazas and causing everyone to drive more. They want to destroy what was already there just to be able to say they've changed things, without asking whether the changes were an improvement for their neighbors, or whether the changes are actually causing people to lose their homes. 

I'd like to see people think more about the many benefits of people staying in one place, apart from periods of travel for things like education, and have homes, and know their neighbors, all their lives and back through generations of their families. People knowing each other well enough to want not to annoy one another, to keep to themselves and trust one another to abide by agreed-upon rules of behavior. Stability is what makes a genuinely nice neighborhood. There can be students or seasonal visitors who come and go, but the base of a good neighborhood is people whose addresses don't change. 

"Developers" destroy that quality of a good neighborhood even if their bids for attention do, usually by accident, have some sort of benefit for somebody.other than the realtors who jack up the prices on the houses people abandon. So it would be a good thing if people just didn't cooperate with rich, arrogant people's "developments." If, for a start, they didn't sell land outside the family, or sold it only for a limited time period with a contract bristling with restrictions, as in the Bible. People like Donald Trump would still make money but they would have to make it without ruining scenic, historic places. 

Instead of "billionaire developers" they might have to be "billionaire heirs," or maybe, in a society that prized stability, "billionaire sculptors," or "billionaire investors," or "billionaire frugal fanatics." That might result in the world having fewer and better billionaires.

New Book Review: Rescued by the Grumpy Doctor

Title: Rescued by the Grumpy Doctor 

Author: Sophia Clark

Date: 2024

Publisher: Sophia Clark

Quote: "People enter marriages of convenience all the time, for reasons far less noble."

Emily wants a new husband to make the old one go away. Jake wants a wife to make his father stop nagging him about his need for one. She proposes a short-term marriage of convenience first. He's reluctant at first, because he likes Emily and her brother as friends, but there is an undeniable physical attraction...

Can this marriage survive the in-love-with-sex stage? We are not told. Romance novels are marital aids and this one is for those who want to remember falling in love with sex. Explicit enough to attract bad things to your browser, it describes how Jake's emotional heart is won through the discovery that being young and full of hormones feels good in lots of different positions and a few fantasy scenes. 

Hmm. Attractive woman proposes to him, gives him time to think about it as women traditionally do, then hardly ever gets into a long conversation unless making babies is involved and just falls in love with his body? Did a man suggest this plot outline? Who knows, but this is the kind of romance novel a couple might share. 

Thursday, March 21, 2024

Web Log for 3.20.24

I blame a Googlitch for delaying the appearance of yesterday's Petfinder post. I blame myself for prioritizing other jobs ahead of today's Long & Short Reviews post. I've not been ill; I've been busy. And I've been ticked off by Microsoft.

This afternoon, once again, my computer was STOLEN. Someone who did not pay for the computer, for the Internet connection, or for my time, STOLE MY COMPUTER FOR MORE THAN AN HOUR--running unnecessary "updates" that prevented the computer's doing anything useful.

Some links we need are to the petitions to Congress to make this "update" business a violation of federal law...this year, not next year. Computers for which private people are paying need to be programmed with their own Castle Doctrine: If it's interfering with the commands of the computer owner, through the keyboard, KILL IT. In order to run "updates" the corporations must be forced to wait until the computer is turned off, or "sleeping," so that they don't interfere with the business of the computer owner. 

Any noticeable time theft due to "updates," or "cookies," or spyware of any kind, needs to be traced and the guilty company needs to be shut down until they've paid every computer owner they have inconvenienced a minimum of $100 per offense. Offenses being added per second of delay. And accepting non-cash payments needs to be left to the discretion of the individual--only US cash needs to be recognized as legal tender for any transaction taking place in the US.

Yes. I think feeling a heavy push back would be salutary for the greedheads...probably the only thing that can save their precious individual souls. 

Anyway, the links...

Fiction 

So far as I've seen this young man doesn't even identify as a writer, but he clearly has talent. Christian content may appear in any Link Log; it appears here.


Politics, Practical 

Time to circle the wagons. Mind you, I still agree with Scott Adams, P.J. O'Rourke: The fact that people are immigrants does not make them all bad. If they encounter prejudice from "conservatives" and are welcomed, albeit in a patronizing, condescending, micromanaging, racist and elitist way, by the Undead Old Left, yes, that's going to shape their behavior. If they're welcomed by conservatives who can relate to them on the basis of Christian morality and home in on their individualist, libertarian, responsible, "conservative" work ethics, we can use them to rock the vote our way...which is frankly about the only way to absorb the economic impact of all these rootless people the current administration is allowing to pack into our cities. I'm not saying anyone should allow a decent neighborhood to be converted into an instant slum with stack-and-pack "housing." I am saying, if you have property that your heirs aren't eager to rent or inherit, this could be an indication that you're being called to adopt some hardworking young people from Mexico. Who will, following your logical arguments and appreciating your good will, support property rights and civil liberties.

I'm seeing a weird split among "conservative" correspondents my age and older. They say there's plenty of room for more people to have more babies in the places where they live--well, some of them do, the ones in the Midwest and West anyway. Then they fret about these immigrants...

But just say no to anything that tends to increase crowding. Our cities are grossly overcrowded already. I'm NOT saying this to encourage any ill will toward "gay" or "trans" people, but the fact that we're seeing enough people showing these physical reactions to overcrowding to form a political lobby should tell us that we have a serious problem with population density. 



New Book Review: Welcome Home Billionaire

Title: Welcome Home Billionaire

Author: Bertie Stein

Date: 2023

Publisher: Bertie Stein

Quote: "I have never seen her happier."

And why not? Jodie, the protagonist of this romance, gets everything a single mother could possibly dream of. Her own hard work and good character have made her successful in her business and reasonably successful as a single mother--of a daughter. Her daughter's father has become a billionaire and wants to come back to bring some of the money to the old home town. Having been her best school friend's brother, he immediately recognizes his daughter's resemblance to his sister and behaves just like the father she needs. The end of a sweet romance is predictable but this one gets an extra sprinkle of deliciousness.

It may or may not ever have happened, but it ought to have. Recommended to all parents who want to think about falling in love with each other all over again. 

Wednesday, March 20, 2024

Petfinder Post: 2023 in Review, Part 7

It's normal that more pets will remain unadopted from posts later in the year, but still it 's an unpleasant surprise that Old George remains unadopted:



George is FIV-positive. This presents no danger to humans but means he should probably be an indoor cat. He's exceptional--cats are usually born with FIV, and George is believed to hav elived with it for more than ten years. Of course, they could be wrong about his age. George is said to be a friendly, lovable cat who likes to play or snuggle. 

Paisley and her kittens may have been adopted.

Sprout in Atlanta is still looking for a home.


Sometimes gray tabby cats languish in shelters because they look so "ordinary." That's the only possible explanation. They say Sprout has no medical or behavioral problems and would make a good pet.

And Cliff, the Great Dane in New York, is also still looking for a home. 


He's said to be a friendly Great Dane with, perhaps, a mischievous sense of humor--they say he likes to lean up against people. 

We are four-fifths of the way through the year, Gentle Readers. Why not jump ahead and give some of the other pets we met in the last quarter of 2023 an advance boost on social media, so the photo contests can resume with all new pictures?\

New Book Review: My Brother's Best Friend Again

Title: My Brother's Best Friend Again 

Author: Willow Finn

Date: 2024

Publisher: Willow Finn

Quote: "I yelled at him a few years back that I didn't want to hear anything about Brigham."

Growing up in a small town, Brigham and Bailey were childhood friends. Their families were close. His sister is still her good friend, and her brother is still his best friend. So, in high school, they tried being a couple. But another girl also fancied Brigham, and when he announced that he wanted to break up, on Valentines Day, Bailey assumed he wanted to date her.

Now they're all grown up, but still single. Bailey likes the way Brigham's grown up, and the feeling is mutual. Can she believe that there was a valid reason for their breakup that won't stop them being a couple now?

Well, of course she can, because this is a Sweet Romance. Recommended to anyone who wants to relive the feelings of making up after a lovers' quarrel. 

Tuesday, March 19, 2024

Link Log for 3.18.24

Only two links, both from CHD.

Censorship 

It's very simple. A censored Internet is a dead Internet. A social media site that won't reliably show what you post to the people who choose to follow you is a social media site it's not worth anyone's time to use. A newspaper or TV broadcaster that's admittedly caved to pressure not to print the facts about the hazards of popular products is a news source that deserves no trust, no sales, and no views. And it's all very well for a news source to admit favoring one candidate, party, or side of an issue in an election, so long as another news source is there for those who favor the others, and as long as the editors know that taking sides may cost them money...but when government officials get involved in telling the news sources who and what to favor, it is time for a government purge. On First Amendment grounds, those officials need to be told that they can no longer work for any federal, state, or local government in any capacity. "You abused your office and attempted to subvert the Constitution. If your desk is clean and you're out of the building in fifteen minutes, you're free to go home. If you're seen on government property after the said fifteen minutes, you're subject to criminal penalties. You may say 'Goodbye' as you leave. You may enter a post office to mail a letter, or enter a public school building with your child, but don't say an unnecessary word while you do."


I think social media, which are private, would be more entertaining and profitable if they outed anyone who had either called for censorship or abused a flagging policy. "And here is the person who wanted to censor President Trump's speech urging participants in the 2021 rally to go home in peace. In order to use this site, person must display on per home page a video of person saying, 'I wanted to censor the former President. That means that the former President was right, that I was wrong, and that I was behaving like a bully and a coward because I was unable to refute the former President's statements in an honest debate. I am tackier than Donald Trump."

I did not, and so far as I know nobody in Glyphosate Awareness did, try to impose censorship even on Bayer. Naive though it may be, I wanted the manufacturers of glyphosate to recognize that their most profitable product is harmful, discontinue production, and move beyond chemical sprays especially when it comes to controlling helpless little plants. Call me a little old lady who thinks real life ought to be more like Sunday School books. But since Bayer and probably other corporate shills did, in fact, censor us, I think those companies ought to be required to sponsor the publication and promotion of our literature. With whatever money they may have left after they've made everyone glyphosate has harmed, or their heirs, rich.

And it's tempting to say that Lilly should have to publish and promote pro-firearms...but if publishers had defended the First Amendment as competently as firearms dealers have defended the Second Amendment, we wouldn't have an Internet censorship problem.

I mean to say. What potential America's sadists have wasted, not imposing appropriate punishment for advocating censorship. "But we can't hire you as a dishwasher, because we pay dishwashers with money that affirms that 'In God We Trust' and 'From Many, One,' which are likely to be too disturbing and triggering for you..."

Money: Prevention Is the Best Cure 

So how do we prevent "centralized bank digital currency," the full-scale Orwellian vision of totalitarian dictatorship? I recommend using cash only. 

* Continue to boycott Paypal until we have a good clear federal law making online payment sites' right to exist conditional on their record of NEVER touching customers' money. They may of course report transactions that they believe may violate the law, but must publicly issue double refunds to anyone they have presumed to "fine" for anything. 

* If you maintain checking or Paypal accounts with banks, don't leave money in them overnight. Keep the balance at the minimum required to maintain the account.

* If you accept non-cash payments, add a fee for the inconvenience.

* Don't use plastic to pay for anything. Resist plastic waste--stick to reusable, recyclable cash.

* Not wanting to carry around the full amount of a savings or investment account in cash is reasonable--that's what banks are for--but it would make a real statement if people started closing out those accounts until we get federal laws mandating cash as the primary means of payment for all transactions.

* If anyone tries to suggest that you "should" pay by means other than cash, well, you know what that says about that person. Unethical and un-American.

* Offer discounts for cash payment. 

Book Review: Witch in Disguise

Title: Witch in Disguise (Containing: Witch Under Pressure, Witch in the Middle, A Grave Mistake, Tangled in Magic, and Charmed and Dangerous)

Author: Karen McSpade

Date: 2023-2024

Publisher: Karen McSpade

Quote: "[M]ind-control magic? Do you know how unethical that is? Not to mention dangerous?"

Sidney Grace, whose main job is still in Boston, is still living with her grandmother in Florida. Is her parents' divorce going to become irretrievable as her father remarries, or will her parents be reconciled? Can the attractive sheriff accept her psychic abilities? Was mind-control magic applied to her parents to get them to divorce--and, if so, by whom? Can Sidney's mother accept the psychic powers that run in the family, even if they've skipped her? What is Sidney's friend Zoe's secret, and who handcuffed her to the radiator? And how can Sidney and her fellow nice witches save the town from the wicked witches in their midst? 

This "boxed set of e-books," which happens to be similar in length and complexity to a traditional novel, is for anyone who enjoyed the "Bewitched," "Sabrina," or "Charmed" TV series. (You'll catch references to all three in the e-book, or books.) If the kids realize a parent is reading it, the parent might be embarrassed because it's such a simple fantasy--basic magical thinking--but won't be embarrassed by any sexual, violent, or even vulgar content. 

For Christian readers...In these stories, as in the TV shows, witches don't have to renounce Christianity or "sell their souls"; they've never been Christians in the first place. Psychic powers are natural to them, and seem to displace faith. So, should we read this kind of books or watch this kind of TV sitcoms? Some of us undoubtedly are called to do other things with our time. But I think it might be good for some Christians to read about this very modern idea of witchcraft; it might help them to recognize how much of so-called Christian psychology, and the personal advice and the sermons and church services based on it, have consisted of the same kind of magical thinking in different clothing. 

Petfinder Post: Saturday Is International Puppy Day

What are your thoughts about this meme, Gentle Readers?


...So, here are three extremely photogenic, adoptable puppies.  

Monday, March 18, 2024

Link Log for 3.17.24

Animals 

Happily-ever-after for a shelter cat!


Books 

Lot of new genre fiction coming out this week. I actually found enough recommendable genre fiction this week that the reviews spill over into next week's schedule. (Is that bad?) If you are Sophia Clark, Diane Ezzard, Willow Finn, Luna Lovelace, Karen McSpade, or Bertie Stein, and you're not seeing reviews at all four book sites, you need to make sure your book has a page on each one. I've just tried to post reviews to each one. Rescued by the Grumpy Doctor may be banned from some sites. Reviews of those books will be appearing here over the next week; one book per day means some reviews will be showing here after release day, but at the big sites they've been reviewed.Lot of new genre fiction coming out this week. I actually found enough recommendable genre fiction this week that the reviews spill over into next week's schedule. (Is that bad?) 

New Book Review: The Deathly Visit

Title: The Deathly Visit 

Author: Diane Ezzard

Publisher: Diane Ezzard

Quote: "I'm not surprised he has been attacked."

Jimmy was annoying. But nobody else in  Helen's new neighborhood was a saint either. When Jimmy collapses on Helen's doorstep, bleeding from a knife wound, everyone's secrets start popping out. The bigamist didn't stab Jimmy. The embezzler didn't. The cheating wife didn't. The police officer who's drinking her way through a messy divorce isn't as much help as she might be. Helen, "sixty-six years young," may have to solve the case all by herself.

This relatively cozy mystery--only one successful murder--has several memorable elements, including British cuisine and sober senior citizens whose quarrel gets physical as fast as  the drunken yuppies disputing about a woman's tarnished honor. It's a full-length novel, not a short digital "prequel." More adventures lie ahead of Helen and her friends.

Butterfly of the Week: Short-Lined Kite

Tennessee's official butterfly emblem, the Zebra Swallowtail, looks strange, exotic, unique among North American butterflies. There are actually several species that resemble it--the Kite Swallowtails. The other Kites are found in the tropics and Southern Hemisphere. This week, we consider Eurytides agesilaus, the Short-Lined Kite.



Photo from lepidigi.net.

Eurytides is Greek for "wide form or shape," where "wide" was understood to mean mean a different shape from the "long" wings of another butterfly family. In the tradition of naming Swallowtails after heroes of ancient literature, Agesilaus was a King of Sparta who won two wars and lost one. 

"Short-lined" describes the butterflies' color pattern, with short black lines crossing the pale wings. 

This species has gone through a few names. As a Swallowtail it was first called Papilio agesilaus. Another name for the genus was Protographium. Some of the subspecies have also been identified as separate species. An early description of something Hewitson described a distinct species he called Papilio conon, which he said was different from agesilaus, but other naturalists didn't think its differences even qualified it to be counted as a subspecies. . 

Several Greek men's names, meaning "(whatever) of the people, the tribe, the nation," end in "laus" and were given to what were described as species with resemblances to agesilaus; Three of those species are now recognized as subspecies of agesilaus. 

Their wingspan is typically about three inches. Males and females look pretty much alike. Females tend to have bigger white spots on the underside of the hind wings than males do, but, as with other gender differences between Swallowtails, this rule is not always reliable; as we've seen, female Swallowtails tend to look different from males, except for the individuals that don't.

They are found in Mexico and several parts of Central and South America. They are not believed to be endangered. 

Seven subspecies are recognized. The "nominate" subspecies, E. agesilaus agesilaus, lives in Colombia and Venezuela. 

E.a. eimeri, found in Costa Rica, Panama, and western Colombia, has a transparent band on each forewing. 

E.a. fortis, native to Mexico, has wider black bands, and E.a. neosilaus, found in Mexico and Central America, has narrower ones.


Photo of fortis by Morthoblue.


Photo of neosilaus by Sandradennis in Mexico. 

E.a. autosilaus has a black band "divided" by a ale streak on each wing. It is found near the Caribbean coast, in Venezuela, Brazil, and south into Peru.


Photo of autosilaus by Ombeline_Sculfort in French Guyana. 

E.a. montanum is found in Peru, while E.a. viridis is found in Bolivia, Brazil, and Paraguay.


Photo of viridis by Salvador Mazza.

They can be gregarious, forming large flocks, as documented by Huatulco in Mexico: 


Photo by Huatulco at Biodiversity4All.com. This flock behavior is observed in several Swallowtail species. What seems to be going on in this behavior, which is described generally as "lekking" or more Swallowtail-specifically as "puddling," is that male butterflies emerge from their pupal shell a few days before they're ready to mate. They spend these days hanging out with other males, drinking water--often polluted water, by choice, since the mineral salts found in brackish or polluted water are what they need to help them mature. Female butterflies lack the taste for polluted water, and also tend to be ready to mate as soon as they unfold their wings, but they are likely to have to wait for the males to grow up. So the puddle becomes a lek--a site where unmated male animals gather, sometimes fighting for status, sometimes just hanging out, and an occasional female moves to the edge of the group and watches what the males are doing. Eventually one or more of the males will feel ready to leave the lek and wander off in the company of a female spectator. Female butterflies in these species are primarily pollinators who sip flower nectar, while males are primarily composters who sip mineral-rich water--although males sip nectar too, and females sip usually cleaner water. Females need mineral salts too, but they usually get their minerals from the male during mating. 


Photo by Francofran. Both males and females sip clean water. . 

Human sweat contains mineral salts. It's not unusual for male butterflies who like polluted puddles to perch on a human and slurp the salt off our skin. 


Photo by Marcoantonio23. 

Adult butterflies are easy to find and photograph. Everyone seems to have a picture of agesilaus puddling. About the earlier stages of heir lives, nothing seems to have been written. South American sources say the host plant is Rollinia emarginata but show no photos of eggs, caterpillars, or pupae. 

Sunday, March 17, 2024

Link Log for 3.15.24 and 3.16.24

 Animals 

Barb Taub may be best known as the chronicler of Peri the Therapist With Paws, an Australian Shepherd dog, but she also lives with a pair of fluffy, lazy cats. She has finally yielded to the temptation to create comical cat videos. Choking hazard: Swallow food or coffee before clicking "play." 


Beth Ann Chiles determines that, although these very tame goats enjoy being petted and talked to, they don't actually take an interest in being read to. Goats, like cats and dogs, aren't altogether "dumb" animals but my guess would be that, if they were trying to understand actual words, they wouldn't want to be confused by having a fictional story read to them. But the farm that advertised "Read to a Goat Day" certainly thought of a clever marketing scheme, as well as a way to get people to post very silly selfies like the video at the end of this post.


And we just can't leave out the Dogs.


Relationship Advice, Ridiculous 

I don't know whether young people are unhappy because they are "lonely." I don't know whether they're unhappy at all. If they are I don't know whether promoting their parents to grandparenthood would help them; I suspect they're unhappy because socialism, to whatever degree it's been practiced, has destroyed their economic prospects, and they're depressed (if they are) because they're reacting to drugs and chemical contaminants, and a significant minority of them are claiming not to have hormone reactions to the opposite sex because they're living in overcrowded conditions. What I do know, and know ull well, is that if people are taking antidepressants and thinking about suicide, they should not be thinking about marriage and children. 

I will say, however, that for those (male or female) who live in small towns and don't want to be on the jury when somebody's relative is on trial, volunteering for jury duty in a specific case is a good way to get yourself, according to Virginia law, "forever barred" from jury duty. 


Songs, Relative Badness Of 


Person has a point. (To make that meme postable under the terms of our contract, let's understand that the last line was truncated and is meant to be "Your music just sucks all the pleasure out of listening to music ssshhhlllooop!" And Nicki Minaj's song is a sensitive historical portrayal of the feelings of an old-time slave, fourteen years old and always hungry, ordered, "You take that hoe and grabble some new potatoes for dinner, but don't you touch none o' MY berries! You just keep singing so's we can tell you ain't eating any berries!" Right.) 

But, seriously? Lame-brained, repetitious song lyrics are nothing new. In fact, they're common to primitive cultures where little or no writing was done and much, if not all, of traditional songs sounds like "La la la." or, if they wanted a little more mental stimulation, "Hey yo, hey yo, hey yunno-wunno, hey nay yo." Or, if the idea is to focus on the tune and harmony, "Amen." 


Is Handel's "Amen" chorus from The Messiah a stereo vampire? I don't think. Really bad songs have to have not merely repetitious lyrics but deeply bad lyrics.

Thanks to the sound quality of a monaural radio loosely mounted on the wall of an old rattletrap school bus, I remember some songs that I recognized as silly, but didn't hear clearly enough to realize how profoundly bad they were. It is possible that some baby-boomers failed to recognize the awfulness of some of our music due to fading transistor radio batteries. So often, even the good songs sounded so bad that it was easy to overlook what made the other songs so cringeworthy. YouTube has preserved deeply bad songs of every decade in a format that allows the web surfer to experience their full awfulness. 

While alone, on an empty stomach, the intrepid reader may want to reconsider...

The endorsement of obnoxious behavior in 

The morbid, guilt-ridden grief in

The self-destructive recklessness in

I would never suggest that millennial pop music is as good as the best of the 1960s and 1970s or, for that matter, even the 1950s. Taylor Swift's following Joan Baez's steps to commercial success only calls attention to the fact that she's no Joan Baez. No Maybelle Carter, no Jeanette Macdonald, no Kate Smith, no Judy Collins, no Stevie Nicks, nor yet any Madonna Ceccone, either. Still, is anyone seriously claiming that any of her songs is as bad as the three above?