Tuesday, September 30, 2025

Kingsport Vlogger's Walking Tour of Gate City

Just one link with lots of comments, in which "Big O" walks through my town and does a pretty decent vlog. 


Comments:

"Big O" doesn't sound local and mentions, in the video, having come from Atlanta. An immigrant! Probably that's typical of the best "walking tour of a small town" vlogs. People who have always lived in a small town tend to overlook things that they're not advertising. You get a better view of the town through fresher eyes. More balance. More willingness to focus on things like litter, and, by focussing on one piece of litter in this video, celebrate the general tidiness of the streets.

Gate City was only starting to talk about building the middle school when I was a student; actually built it when my sister was in high school. She worked on the clean-up crew in the summer! I missed all the fun! The old college building, which housed grade eight when I was in school (grade seven had to use classrooms in the elementary school building), was pulled down and replaced with a nice new elementary school gym. When I was in elementary school nobody thought kids needed a gym. On the other hand, when I was in grade nine, people thought ninth graders were competent to mingle with high school students in "open" classes, divided by how much people had already learned rather than when they were born, which made high school more interesting than grade school had been.  

Gate City does not actually have two fire departments. The one located "in the old Food City building" on Route 23 is for Weber City, which has its own zipcode. They are two separate organizations. The quiet older man walking around the fire truck is our Fire Chief; he still fights fires, operating a truck and directing the younger men. He was the first responder who arrived in time to save the Cat Sanctuary from a chimney fire in 2015. 

"Pal's" is a local fast food chain. Their signs always feature "Pal's Instructions"--sometimes calling attention to new menu items, sometimes giving advice on life in general. The pastel checkered buildings were challenged under an eyesore law in Kingsport, where the chain's based, and ruled to be just exactly as ugly as local eyes could be asked to endure. Anything tackier would absolutely be illegal. The Pal's in the video is managed by a relative of mine and is my pick of the fast food places in town, though the McDonald's and Taco Bell are writer-friendly and have better food selections than Hardee's.  

The glass plant's been closed for a while. 

Q.S.Q. was named from its owners' initials and closed when the last one died. It and the laundromat next door have been known to attract drug traffic, because neither is monitored in the evening.

How much of a drug problem do we have, really? "Scag" is about the rudest name a local person of my age and background ever called anybody. We used it to mean any drug addict including, if we wanted to be nasty, cigarette smokers. Decent human beings do not talk to scags. But mild non-prescription stimulants such as coffee and tea were always socially acceptable and, unfortunately, some people trying to work through injuries or compete with their grandchildren's generation on jobs have become meth addicts. Others have become addicted to prescription painkillers as a result of trying to work through injuries or compete with their grandchildren's generation on jobs. So we do have a drug problem, with the attendant social problems, illegal traffickers trying to take over blocks or open-air markets, addicts stealing property or engaging in prostitution to support their habit, people falsifying their medical records to get more prescription painkillers for resale. About 2000 some too-clever-for-her-own-good body got a grant to open a methadone clinic and twelve-step group meeting place. There weren't a lot of heroin users interested in methadone, and my understanding is that someone closer to Kingsport took over that business, but Gate City has always had plenty of twelve-steppers. Classic alcoholics, mostly harmless, they don't really bother anybody but just hang around downtown lowering the tone of Kane Street. Drug activity usually takes place around the state line and involves the welfare-and-other-kinds-of-addicts brought in to stock those awful apartment towers. Yes, there's a lot of it.

Nancy Broadwater was the vet who offered to euthanize Mogwai-cat when her hind legs went spastic. I've been told that that degree of spasticity really is fatal to a majority of cats who develop it...as with polio, though in cats it's caused by a different virus. The odds might really have been against Mogwai making a full recovery, but she did. A year after Dr. Broadwater recommended putting her down, she'd grown up with all her oddly proportioned body parts fitting together into a classic Siamese-type body shape, and become a beautiful, healthy, athletic cat with funny-looking spots on her face. She did look freaky and as if she might not have been meant to live as long as she did, though, as a kitten. I don't really blame Dr. Broadwater. There are just cats who are dumb animals, useful as small predators but pretty much interchangeable, and cats who contribute as much to your family as any of the humans and more than your brother-in-law...Mogwai was one of the latter. I have felt sort of...weird...about Dr. Broadwater ever since. Like the way you feel about the Canadian government trying to salvage its government medical system by urging everyone with a chronic disease to "choose" suicide. It's not possible to hate Canada but...ick.

"West Jackson Street or whatever"? Jackson Street buildings are numbered either "west" or "east" from that central location.

There is not a lot to see in Gate City after 5:00 p.m. When the street lamps come on, some stores keep lights on for security but hardly any are open to the public. There's not a lot of traffic in the daytime. Generally the town looks liveliest between 8 and 9 a.m. and slows down to a siesta pace by mid-afternoon. 

Broadwater Drugs has changed a great deal. It was once the classic 1950s American "drugstore," with all the over-the-counter pharmaceuticals getting legitimacy from being sold next to racks of greeting cards, books, toys, snacks, and the classic soda-fountain bar. High school kids might stop for "Cokes" (generic term including other brands of soda pop) and hamburgers at the Campus Drive-In. (Once long ago Gate City had a two-year teachers' college--back when a two-year course was thought to qualify teachers.) Elementary school students, and many of their parents, hung out after school at "the drugstore." It was called that because a Broadwater owned it, though someone from a nearby town also operated a drugstore, without a bar, when I was growing up. In the 1990s the store passed down to the next generation, who closed the bar and took out the fun stuff, having determined that the money was in having a drive-through pharmacy and displaying only "home medical supplies." It went from being a social hub to doing a tightly limited, strictly confidential trade. I've heard that this decision paid. A lot of people like doing small-town gossip but those people are, if possible, more fanatical about their own privacy than those of us who stay out of the gossip.

Southern Graphics looks dead at sundown, when the building is probably empty, but it's a nice, modern print shop. They do everything from signs to books, but they're not publishers, merely printers. They print all our high school yearbooks and most of our local history books.

One of the few businesses that aren't located on Kane or Jackson Street is the telephone and cable company, up the hill to the left on Woodland Street. Apart from that I think we really might see "it all" in this video. 

Where "Big O" stops is across the street from the elementary school, the School Board, a row of houses that are "suburban" enough to have had a cat sanctuary (when I was growing up they were patrolled by a free-range bantam hen), and then the post office and the Department of Motor Vehicles. But he's right to turn back, because he started so late. There's nothing to see there after dark. A woman walking out there alone, here I stand to testify, is likely to get the "pretty little girl / lady of your age" (note the absence of anything in between, any willingness to acknowledge that women are ever competent responsible adults) "shouldn't be out alone after dark" kind of annoyance. A man just might  be arrested. 

When he walks back and looks up King Alley, nothing's going on in the parking lot behind the stores. At one time that parking lot housed a Bristol-Jenkins bus station. (The buses, old school buses painted pale green, ran from Bristol to Kingsport to Gate City to a few other towns ending with Jenkins. The fare for a ride between two stations was a quarter. I rode in from Kingsport on a B-J bus once, the last year the company was in business, 1976.) After the bus company shut down there was still a cab stand up into the early 2000s. I looked for a cab in 2006 and was told that all three of Gate City's cab services had shut down in 2005. Since then the alley has been monitored to keep out illegal activity, which means that most of the time it's dead, but sometimes it's used for open-air concerts and parties.

The Maple Tree Cafe replaced the Roberts Family Bakery Cafe, former home of this web site. Mr. Roberts died and Mrs. Roberts wanted to concentrate on running her AirBNB since it had been less damaged by the COVID panic. She sold the cafe and the gift shop to old friends from Tennessee, where she grew up. Immigration is such a nasty thing if your children want to get a good price on a store, such a wonderful thing if they want to date someone who already lives here and won't try to pull them away. Grandma Bonnie Peters grew up in Indiana. Adayahi immigrated from Wise County. This web site will always be liberal about individual immigrants, even if we can't encourage them, but does observe that, when local people complain about "carpetbaggers" liberalizing the local Republican Party or inflating property values, those local people are getting what they deserve for not sponsoring my book biz.

That "Antique Mall" and "Antique Alley" used to be the Hackney Furniture store and Nichols Department Store. People miss what used to be in those buildings. Alas the mortality of humankind. No living Hackney seems to have wanted to sell furniture and no living Nichols (or Nickels or various other spellings; they're all one family, they were here before Noah Webster brought in the idea of standard spelling, and the name is German) wanted to keep up the big department store building. What's in those buildings now is overpriced but not bad, though currently the corner of the Nichols Building is occupied by an "Italian bistro" that is pretty disgusting.

"Big O" doesn't mention the little building tucked in between courthouse and law firm behind that statue of a soldier. The statue was done by Jim Speers. The building was the quaint little independent local library I loved as a child; after that it's been used by the Historical Society and by business owners' groups. Both deserve a good close look, by daylight.

And yes, isn't it funny how most of the businesses located within a block of the county courthouse are law firms? There's a bail bonding company, too, if you know where to look. However, a wonderful third-or-fourth-generation hardware store remains to be discovered in that Part II video..

Book Review: Grief Hollow

Title: Sour Roots

Author: Shawn Burgess

Date: 2022

Quote: "With each step they took, the forest grew darker."

In an unspecified deep, dark, creepy part of the Appalachian Mountains, worse things than mold and rot haunt a place soon to be known as Grief Hollow.

One of them is a nameless "fallen woman" who, over years of living alone with grief, shame, and revenge, has transformed into a nightmare creature in the general category of what mountain people used to call Boogers. (The word is probably of Celtic origin, but during some war or other it was deliberately confused with "Bulgarian" and words for what were supposed to be that country's bad habits.) Traditional Boogers were emissaries of the Devil who came to lead sinners to their judgment. They didn't need to look worse than ugly, sooty humans. The only description of them usually given is that they were black (from spending time in the Eternal Fire) and ugly. They led or carried people away to a gruesome fate.

This one, however, seems a bit more like the "Dogmen" of more recent urban legends from further west. The look of a "Dogman" has been explained as based on a view of a bear with a disease that can cause bears' fur to fall out Bears occasionally stand and walk on their hind feet. A bald bear on its hind feet looks a bit like a naked human with a dog's head, only bigger than either human or dog. It might be willing and able to eat a human alive. It would have leathery skin, black if it were the Appalachian Mountains' black bear, and lots of teeth and claws. If it made a sound, the sound would probably be a growl or snarl. That's how Westerners describe Dogmen. It's also how Shawn Burgess describes the resident of Grief Hollow in the 1920s.

In addition to the "honey" whose humanity died in Grief Hollow long ago, whose sole purpose for existing is to get revenge on him, the man who abandoned her has a brain-damaged son, a ladylike but minimally competent wife who's doomed to spend her life keeping her son out of sight, and two little daughters whose idea of rebellion is playing in the forest. Where, in the first chapter, first the children hear a malevolent whisper that they've "come home," then they find themselves running--feeling that they're being chased--toward a crumbling house, and then something with black leathery skin and a lot of teeth and claws eats them.

Meanwhile a turned-out sharecropper (in the Deep South they were usually Black, but in the mountains they were more often White) wanders past Grief Hollow. There a grieving father insists that he be hanged for the murder of the little girls of whom only bloodstained scraps have been found. After all, he's clearly not intelligent and he doesn't know the names of the places he's wandered through. The father wants to vent his feelings on somebody. It's not as if the sharecropper will be missed.

Drawing energy from the children, the monster from Grief Hollow shows herself to their mother and brother. Just describing what she's seen gets the mother declared insane. The brother, who's never been given credit for intelligence,  blathers about "the lady from the mist" being his friend...

The grief will grow from these sour roots for another hundred years, and three volumes, if you want to read them. If you like horror fiction, you probably will. The story is told vividly but tastefully, by the special standards applied to horror fiction, and points to Burgess for leaving the usual moonshiners and outhouses out of this story.

Petfinder Post: New to Petfinder

Rabies Day has come and gone.  This web site suspects that for most of us it's an irrelevant day. Rabies spreads in warm weather so most pets were vaccinated in spring. 

So what else is new? These animals are new to Petfinder. This week's photo contest looked at new additions to the site. 

Zipcode 10101: Pearl Jam from Newark 


Lists him as part of the "Fall In Love Litter" of six kittens, siblings, with four different color patterns. You'll want to pick two; bouncy-pouncy kittens need someone their own age to bounce and pounce with. They are all described as pretty much typical kittens. 

Zipcode 20202: War, Plague, and Famine from Millersville (Maryland) 


The one at the top is the mother. The two kittens show slight color differences and should be easy to tell apart from each other. Though new to Petfinder, they've spent some time in a shelter where staff have been trying to find a home for the whole close-knit family. The names listed with them show that somebody did not appreciate them, but at least they're easy to upgrade to sound-alikes like Laura, Plains, and Jasmine. 

Zipcode 30303: Bubble Bubble from Chamble 


More kittens someone let their children watch be born and grow up, then dumped off at a shelter when the children went back to school. Bubble Bubble's siblings have their own web pages as Toil and Trouble. They've been put in a foster home but they're still basically in the custody of a county shelter. They will be the least trouble to you if you adopt all three together: kittens who play with each other are less interested in playing with your property or attacking your feet. 

Zipcode 10101: Pruitt from NYC 


Not much is known about Pruitt but he's said to be a nice, friendly dog who does well with other dogs.

Zipcode 20202: Pluto from Silver Spring 


He's part Labrador Retriever and part Whippet, so he's thinner and faster-moving than the typical retriever. What the right person will like about him is what caused the wrong person to put him up for adoption: Pluto is a year-old male dog, full of energy. If you want to lose weight while still enjoying food, Pluto would love to take metabolism-boosting runs with you. 

Zipcode 30303: Nova from Atlanta


Not much is known about him but his ancestors are thought to include Australian Cattle Dogs and Blue Heelers. 

Monday, September 29, 2025

Web Log for 9.28.25

Education 

The video is just the standard whine--give teachers more money--but the comment's worth reading. When Ds throw more money at the schools, "administrative costs" eat up more and teachers may be actually earning less than they were fifty years ago. This is still not necessarily all bad; teachers have an inflated view of their influence on students' learning. What might work is paying the students. Seriously. Simple rewards without cash payouts--finish the assignments, get the afternoon off--work with most students (those who don't have serious learning disabilities or emotional issues. But it'd be worth trying giving the "administrative" tasks to volunteer parents, having ONE office manager paid for full-time work and ALL other non-teachers paid by the hour only for actual work that can't be done by any parent who volunteers, and giving the serious money, instead, to students who complete actual learning tasks, pass tests, and demonstrate the ability to use and build on what they've learned.

Why has this not been tried? Because expanding "basic education" from eight grades to twelve grades plus tax-funded play groups was not done to make Americans more knowledgeable; it was done to keep teenagers out of the workforce and, theoretically, out of premature parenthood. Individual teachers might sincerely want to see more teenagers who've completed the requirements for grade twelve, in grade seven, using their school time for independent study projects and basic college requirements that could cut their college residency time by half, but those who've planned the industrial-model school system want to avoid that kind at any cost. They love it when gifted students spend twelve years learning bad learning habits that may prevent them from finishing college degrees and even adversely affect their experiences of employment--or even parenthood. Those who plan the industrial-model school system always resented those gifted students anyway. They couldn't enjoy competing with us so they just flat-out hate us.

Anyway, here in a snarky video is the reason why Angry Abbylab Spambucket's first known positive campaign idea--throwing more money at the public schools--will not work. Not, at least, for any purpose other than keeping more of Spambucket's supporters' in-laws employed in jobs that sound legitimate, even respectable--however meretricious they are.


Poetry 

It's hard to write serious tributes to great people, which was one of the main subjects of classical poetry, without sounding a bit fulsome, a tad fannish...even in prose. Studying our models won't help; to modern tastes the classical poets sounded fulsome and fannish, though they might have had more excuse, having fewer examples to compare their hosts and patrons with. Brian Yapko finds it helps a little bit to put his tribute to Mark Twain and Helen Keller into the mouth of a contemporary who would have minded sounding fulsome and fannish less than a modern speaker. But was their friendship really so surprising? Highly Sensory-Perceptive people tend to recognize each other, with a thrill of "We be of one blood, thou and I!", within minutes.

Book Review: The Mindset of Focusing for Succss

Title: The Mindset of Focusing for Success

Author: Jane Holder

Publisher: Mixed Bag

Quote: "Time killers are activities that distract us from what we really need to do ."

For some people it's enoough to tell ourselves "Finish trhis, then do that." For some it's necessary to isolate ourselves so that we can finish one thing at a time. For some, the whole idea needs to be explained in a book.


The trouble may be that people who need the explanation can't focus long enough to read a book. 

Holder makes it as easy as possible. This e-book is short. For some specific situations there are specific suggestions, like using apps that limit time spent on social media. Unfortunately the most helpful ways to focus, like getting the material to be learned taught in a completely different way, may be beyond the scope of this book. Still, these suggestions are worth trying. 

Butterfly of the Week: Green Triangle

Graphium macfarlanei is Australia's Green Triangle butterfly. Not very big for a tropical Swallowtail, with a wingspan that hardly ever exceeds three and a half inches, it's loved because it's easy to find and photograph. It lives in and near forests on Australia and some nearby islands.


Photo from https://www.wildtropicalqueensland.com/p/butterlies.html . Many other butterflies and a few other animals are also beautifully photographed there.

Some Swallowtails have tails on their hind wing like the bird called a swallow; some have none, and some, like the Green Triangle, look as if they had tried to grow tails but not quite succeeded. They are still classified as Swallowtails because of the underlying structure of their wings. Some online sources erroneously identify the Green Triangle with the Brush-Footed Butterflies (Nymphalidae) or Mothlike Butterflies (Hesperidae), but it is a Papilionid, a Swallowtail, all the same.


Photo from Collections-biologie.u-bordeaux.fr. Males have well developed scent folds on the inside edge of each hind wing.


Photo by Themoojuice, taken in May. Under wings can resemble upper wings, or can be better camouflaged.


Photo by Eyesonwildlife_By_Patrick, taken in March.


Photo by Kerrycoleman, taken in July.

Sex does not determine the pattern of the undersides; in some couples male and female look alike:


Subspecies admiralia, cestius, and seminigra have been added to the "nominate subspecies" Graphium macfarlanei macfarlanei.  However, although the species is found on well separated islands, individual variations among island butterflies have not generally been consistent enough to define subspecies. 

Admiralia, found on the Admiralty Islands, interested early naturalists because Graphium macfarlanei is like, yet not the same as, G. agamemnon. Both species are found on these islands and G. macfarlanei admiralia shares with G. agamemnon admiralis a slight consistent difference, with smaller green spots on the fore wings. There doesn't seem to be an evolutionary reason for this. It is conceivable that the reason might be that the Designer of these animals foresaw evolutionary speculation, found it amusing, and said, "Won't those humans have a time trying to explain THIS."

(No, I don't believe that God lacks anything God built into us, except a mortal body and its limitations.)

Cestius is found only on three little islands you probably never heard of. Its difference from the other subspecies is defined by the relative size of a few specific spots on its wings.

Seminigra, first described as a separate species, is a little larger than other macfarlanei with a wingspan slightly over four inches. Its hind wings are almost completely black. It is found on the island of New Britain. 

Graphium macfarlanei feeds on and pollinates the flowering vines-or-shrubs in the genus Desmos. It seems to be purely a pollinator; males aren't photographed "puddling." It can also live in symbiosis with the introduced fruit trees that bear biriba and soursop fruits. Soursop fruit grow on a small tree which bears strange fruit. Soursop is nutritious when eaten in moderation but "high consumption" is associated with Parkinson's Disease, because the fruit as well as the leaves contain a neurotoxic chemical. 


Photo from Somemagneticislandplants.com.au. Soursop is classified as a "relative" of our pawpaw; it has similar-shaped blossoms, only with pale rather than dark colored petals, and similar leaves, but the fruit is firm, spiny, and sourish rather than banana-like. 

Biriba is an even odder-looking fruit. From its soft texture and sweet flavor it's been called "lemon-meringue-pie fruit." Individual fruits can weigh up to four kilograms. Unlike pumpkins, watermelons, and other cucurbits whose fruits can reach a comparable size, the biriba does not have a hard shell. It has a fragile yellow rind made up of segments that point outward and resemble a large bunch of small bananas. So far no hazards of consuming this fruit seem to have been reported. 

Graphium macfarlanei caterpillars eat the leaves of these imported fruit trees, but they are not considered pests. They are symbionts. They don't eat enough leaves to harm their host plants while they're caterpillars; they help to pollinate the trees when they are butterflies. Like our Zebra Swallowtails, even when the circumstantial evidence appears to be against them they are friends of their host trees.

Mark Hopkinson found that these butterflies can live on additional host trees, and that their populations have increased as they've found it possible to live on ornamental trees introduced to Australia.

They are primarily a pollinator species.


Photo by Doug_Herrington, taken in February.

Mark Hopkinson reared several broods of Graphium macfarlanei to obtain accurate information about their life cycle: 


Hopkinson observed that males of this species often fly above the treetops in local forests, while females fly where their food plants grow, at the edge of the forests. Adult butterflies are believed to fly for about two weeks.

Mother butterflies spend a lot of their time selecting just the right leaves on which to place their eggs. They lay eggs by ones but, if they don't find enough suitable food plants, will return and place newer eggs next to older eggs. 


Photo by Dickw, taken in February.

The caterpillars are green, or brownish green, and well camouflaged. 


Photo by Markkorner, taken in February.

They have the same harmless but unpalatable spikes other Graphium caterpillars have, and the same humpbacked shape. They develop a "belt" stripe, as some of the bigger Swallowtail caterpillars do.


Photo by Martinlagerwey, taken in May.

Or they can be dark brown with a yellow patch:


Photo by Dickw, taken in February.

Or even mustard yellow...They probably don't have enough brain to think "I look like a very small venomous snake," but they benefit from the resemblance.


Photo by Benedicte_Whitfield, taken in June.

Caterpillars eat their own shed skins except for the harder skin on the head.  Hopkinson's caterpillars did not eat younger siblings; then again, presumably they were well supplied with fresh leaves. The balance of nature may not require this species to be susceptible to cannibalism because eggs, caterpillars, and pupae are vulnerable to various parasites including tachinid flies. 

The osmeterium or "stink horns" is not often seen. Someone using the Facebook name "Phil Collins" posted a video of his pestering a caterpillar by folding up the leaf under it while the caterpillar was trying to eat. No osmeterium came out. However, A. Jaszlics got this caterpillar's osmeterium into full display, possibly through cruelty:


Pupae are brown or green.


Photo by Martinlagerwey, taken in May.


Photo by Summerdrought.

Sunday, September 28, 2025

Web Log for 9.26-27.25

I have lost many computer hours this weekend to real-life odd jobs. I look ahead to the property tax bill that will undoubtedly be in next week's mail, and the backup computer that needs repairs, and the backup heater the office should have before winter, and think this loss of computer time has been a good thing. Serena, who is much braver than Samantha was but does know cats are safer when their humans are nearby, thinks it's been disgraceful. She's already given me the little bump with the flat sides of a couple of teeth that says "I ought to bite you for this." 

Drug Education 

Ambien does not cause racism. Like all sleep aids it impairs judgment and allows people to pop out "jokes" that aren't funny and that may sound racist--if they are professional comedians who normally think in jokes and normally know that some jokes aren't worth telling. But who knew it was a gateway drug that could set people on the way to SSRI dementia and, possibly, homicide-suicide? 


Microsoft 

Are you, too, seeing spam about how Microsoft is going to "end support" for computers that are over ten years old--they only admit trying to force people into Windows 11 or Windows 365, but for all practical purposes that means Microsoft wants to block all computers that are over ten years old from the Internet, creating another tsunami of toxic waste from people who don't realize that a Net-free computer settles down and becomes a nice data storage device. 

Of course, nobody should buy Windows 11, or any other computer program that comes with a demand that you sign a contract authorizing the company to plagiarize your work free of charge. In fact we could use a law requiring anyone who subjects your work to "artificial intelligence" programs to pay you...since this administration doesn't like pennies and is doing nothing to restore a penny as the price for things like postcards or chewing gum, say five cents per word. "Microsoft Coauthor"? The hubris of even naming a program that should make headlines: "Microsoft Broken Up, Like Bell or Standard Oil, and Its Assets Distributed Among People Whose Work It Has Plagiarized."

Microsoft has deliberately built obsolescence into computer software for a long time...but in the 1990s, even into the 2010s, the people affected were mostly large businesses with a small vocal fringe of hobbyists, which is what the government classified Internet writers as being, and the number of computers that became toxic waste was small. 

We need laws about this. And those laws need specifically to ban any attempt to market "new, smaller, more recyclable devices," smirk smirk wink wink, the way the kitchen appliance industries have been doing. They need to require, specifically, that in order to stay in business Microsoft, and also Google, and Verizon, and Amazon, and all other companies involved in the Internet, must not only keep the Internet accessible from devices currently in use, but proactively recondition and reclaim from toxic "recycling" all intact electronic devices for their original purposes. If anyone's kept one of those giant-egg-shaped Wang word processors? Make it process words. Those cabinet-shaped video game machines? Make them play games. For a quarter

What's the best way to recruit the companies' cooperation with these laws? Unplugging all "smart" machines altogether would be the best way. Oh how I hope we don't have to go there. I hope we can just give Microsoft the message by, on the day they "end support" for disgusting Windows 10 and until the day they return Windows 97 to the market, going with Linux. I've made the commitment to do that and hope youall are bold enough to do likewise. Linux will run Libre Office, which is designed to be almost interchangeable with MS Office, and Chrome, which handles pretty much everything else including lots of games; once it's loaded with those basic software packages, the complexity of further programming won't be a problem for most workers in "the laptop class." 

"But what becomes of scientific progress if people who work with machines aren't free to tweak and tinker?" Oh, they should be free to tweak and tinker. At their own expense. Just not at anyone else's.

Not at, especially, the taxpayers' expense. Microsoft is reportedly in hot water for security issues in programs Microsoft sold to the federal government. Hello? The federal government should not be using anything that connects to the Internet for government work. What does need to be done electronically should be on a completely separate line. Most information, especially information about taxpayers, needs to be processed by humans, on paper. That's the only way to keep critical information from being hacked. 


Before turning on a computer, it would be helpful to remember the Basic Rules of Cybersecurity:

1. If it's on a device that connects to the Internet, it will be hacked into.

2. So you should never put your real-world name, contact information, or banking information on any device that can connect with the Internet, not even an old computer that won't connect you to the Internet but that still receives harmful "updates" like that one that turns what you're working on sideways. You should never discuss personal matters via e-mail, chat, or social media. 

3. Though you absolutely should discuss anything you might be planning that might be considered a crime, like reclaiming the money a bank has stolen from people with "inactivity fees." That's an excellent way to do some firsthand research on where our government stands on the legality or legitimacy of your plans!

4. Phones were useful, and a good bargain, once. Now they're not. If your employer still requires you to have a phone, that's like a parent requiring a high school student to wear tacky underwear: nobody has a right to ask.

5. Never, never, never touch a screen. Computers (including spyphones) don't come with the software to allow everyone to do this, but they're designed to enable those who've paid to scan every fingerprint on the screen. It's like throwing your bills, accounts, and credit cards on the ground because you felt like littering. People are actively working on ways to hack around expensive, dangerous biometric devices.

6. Avoid all "adult content," especially content of interest to actual adults, like medical information or information about life insurance. Your cyberspace persona isn't you, and s/he should always enjoy such perfect health that s/he is not motivated to have any kind of insurance. You can avoid being specially targeted for the most obnoxious ads.

7. Generally avoid being a troll. For example, if you're undersupplied with mirror neurons and thus laugh about the murders of real people who were young enough to have living parents, you need a Brain Disorder Management Plan that involves, among other things, someone making sure you're not exposed to the Internet. If you don't know the difference between Republicans and Nazis, or Democrats and Soviets, you should sign up for an intensive course in the history of political thought in the United States and, until you've passed the course, stay off the Internet. If you hate any religious group or the whole idea of organized religion enough that you compulsively pick fights with religious people, you should talk to a counsellor about the root causes of your feelings, and stay off the Internet. Censorship is much worse than any kind of offensive content, but why add to the total level of nastiness in this world?

Misogyny 

People who deny that rape is a mechanism of bigoted oppression and abuse of all women weren't watching the news two years ago. Maybe they should be required to watch the videos Hamas goons posted, with pleasure and pride. Then they will agree, whether or not they have any foreign policy as such: No nation should recognize or trade with Palestine or with Palestinians until every one of those men has been publicly executed, all of the bodies have been kicked into one pit which has then been filled with raw sewage, and all surviving Palestinians have cursed their names and apologized to the world for any association with any Hamasi they ever had. (If people had stood firm and united on this matter of moral principle, the thing would have happened by now.) 


They shouldn't be asking for statehood. They should be asking for jobs...for micro-loans so they can buy Pupper Pooper Scoopers and earn honest coins on city streets, say. In another two or three generations it will be reasonable to consider whether their descendants have been able to form a civilized nation.

This web site does not officially endorse the spiritual presumption of some people, at a forum I visited this weekend, in telling God that God should damn politicians who have, by paying too much attention to the Loony Left, inadvertently blundered into a statement that rapists should be treated as peers by any civilized person. But it does sincerely pray that God will forgive this presumption as an emotional reaction that is natural, predictable, in people who appropriately abhor rape-terrorism. 

Meanwhile this web site observes that there is one reason to consider a Palestine that is still infested with Hamas goons as a nation. That is in order to enlist UN support for declaring war on it. Whether that is what certain political leaders intend to do, this web site has no idea. That it's what some of their supporters intend to find someone else who will do, this web site has no doubt.

Politics, Applied, Virginia Election 2025 

If you go online in any part of Virginia you have undoubtedly heard that Abigail Spanberger's public campaign for election as Governor consists of sponsoring endless video ads in which she repeats, "It angers me" at least three times. (It's easy to lose count since the ads interrupt long "vlog" posts more than once in a half-hour.) You may have started to think of her as Angry Abigail Spamburger.

The position of this web site is that, hello, Barkley fans, remember Barkley's successor--not mentioned in the book, but the star for years at TheBookOfBarkley.blogspot.com--Abby, the Yellow Labrador Retriever. Yellow Labs are paler than Golden Retrievers. Of course Abby was an old dog when adopted, the idea being to rescue a needy dog rather than try to replace the irreplaceable Barkley, and like the proverbial old dog she never seemed to learn any tricks. Well, the only person likely to vote for this candidate identified so repetitiously with her anger would be a "yellow dog" Democrat, someone who will always vote for anyone branded with a D even if all that party had to represent them was a yellow dog. So the candidate's name is Angry Abbylab Spamburger, or Spambucket, as you prefer.

She has been campaigning as if, assuming she wanted people to vote for her, she's dumber than a box of rocks. 

I don't think politicians should be expected to become close friends with every blogger or even every widely followed reporter, but the ones who are smarter than a box of rocks know enough not to miss a chance when ANYONE asks their campaign web site what they've achieved and what they'd like to accomplish. They have stacks of pre-stuffed envelopes, and the digital equivalents thereof, ready to address and send at any time.

So I asked Angry Ab's site those questions. There was no direct reply. So, Angry Ab has learned nothing from Kamala Harris's failure. What she did show people like me was an X page consisting of insistence that, despite one of her campaign staff hauling a sign that read "Black People Can't Use My Water Fountain" at an outdoor gathering of 99% White people, Angry Ab herself was not worried about the possibility that the one Black man seen pushing the wheelchair of a White male fan at that gathering might have drunk from the same water dispenser she used. Probably because everyone, including the wheelchair assistant, had brought their own bottles anyway. They did not look like the kind of crowd that drink tap water.

It gets worse. Angry Ab was elected Delegate once, not twice. So she ran for Congress and was elected once, not twice. So instead of trying to run for reelection to Congress, she thought she could run for governor. Against an incumbent whose politics sound tediously Republican, I will grant, but whose biography is...interesting. 

Winsome Earle came to the United States while very young and decided to earn citizenship the hard way. By enlisting in our military service. As a Marine. She didn't have to do that. Everyone "knows" the Marines are the toughest branch to get into. Women are usually attracted to the Air Force. Men often try to join the Marines, are told they're not qualified, and join the Army instead, or failing that the Navy. But young Winsome got into the Marines and worked her way up to corporal as an electrician. Her college degree was in English, and she has taught and written a book as English majors are supposed to do, but after college she earned her living doing electrical, plumbing, and household appliance work. After marriage to Terence Sears she added his family name to her own. She had a successful career as Ms. Earle, but does not object to being called Mrs. Sears. She has children, all private citizens.

She's Black. She doesn't even have to tell people she's Black; they can see it. She is over age 60 and has grey hair but has the smooth skin, bright eyes, and pleasant smile that go with...good health. Some people in their twenties wish they were so well preserved. She is a Christian, and has managed a homeless shelter.

Though Angry Ab's campaign ads are the "negative" kind--"Vote against her because she doesn't hate Trump enough"--Angry Ab apparently knows what kind of middle-aged face people like to look at. Her ads don't show the world her face. They show our future Governor's face. Angry Ab is at least fifteen years younger than Winsome Earle-Sears and not really bad-looking, but her face is less well preserved. A collection that's actually entitled "Worst of Winsome" shows better looking face photos than the Spammer's best.

Stress shows up more on pale skin. Angry Ab can't help being pale, having the sort of ash-fair hair that lightens rather than really "graying" in middle age, and the hair is pretty in a collegiate sort of way, but she could try giving more attention to other things besides her anger and see if it helps her face.

I was starting to wonder whether the Angry Abbylab Spamburger campaign was showing real racial guilt, whether Angry Ab thinks she ought to throw the election to a Black candidate who doesn't need that kind of help to win elections...when the news broke that Angry Ab had dutifully supported one of those "trans" guys who want to use the girls' locker room at high school sports events. 

Maybe you were picturing some poor little atrazine-damaged fellow with a squeaky voice and those awkward vestigial breasts boys grow when their hormones have been messed up, afraid of the bigger, more masculine boys who might have teased or bullied him in the boys' locker room.


The one with the mask is Angry Abby. The one with the similar hairstyle is obviously not a high school boy. He's a full-grown sex offender on whose behalf Angry Ab sponsored a bill in Congress, which failed, to ensure his admission to women's restrooms. In which he has been seen intentionally exposing himself to disgusted females.

We are going to have our first Governor who is obviously Black. (Doug Wilder identified as Black but he had to tell people.) Angry Ab the Pervert's Friend could just go home, letting us draw the curtain of charity over her misjudgments, and concede the election now. 

But no. She's finally released a "positive" ad (one that talks about what the candidate has done or, failing that, what the candidate hopes to do). Angry Abbylab Spamburger wants to...throw more money at the public schools! And we all know how well that's always worked. 

Politics, Philosophy of 

Friday, September 26, 2025

Web Log for 9.25.25

Animals 

Why I don't eat squirrels...they're subject to a chronic wasting disease humans can get by eating them. That disease can have a "mad" phase where the afflicted animal attacks other lifeforms that present no danger to it. There may be more than one "mad" squirrel. 


Fiction, I Hope but I Suspect It's Not 

Fictionalized, yes. If stories that you suspect started out as true bother you much more than stories in the horror genre, think twice about clicking on this link. It's awfully well done.


Internet, The, What to Read On 

The part about "Trump, or the Kardashians, or the border-jumping criminals Trump keeps mis-calling immigrants just to yank the chain of the long-dead grandfather inside his head, or the generic 'mental patients' label this administration is being set up to demonize so the next administration can start slapping it on people currently called 'conservatives,' or the city of Washington DC, or the State of California, or the latest teenaged celebrity who's lost per virginity and found drugs, is/are soooo awful..."? Rubbish. Not worth an eye-blink.

The parts about which of whose books the quote comes from, or what year who was in what position, or what the weather's doing where your friend is? Nice to have. Worth looking up when anyone has a use for it. The Internet is one big encyclopedia. Mostly it's accurate on factual details and, when it's inaccurate, at least we can have plenty of good company in error.

The part about "I, an obscure keyboard warrior you've never met but who has a lot of unstructured computer time, am attaching feelings of love or hate or fear or anger or admiration to whatever these unknown third parties Out There are reported to be doing"? That is the only really important content on the whole dang Internet. Ignoring the part about the people who hand-type blogs and e-mails is a sin, and a tragedy. Read as much of that as your eyes can stand.

Law Enforcement 

My opinion of Gavin Newsom is not high, but he does have a point:


If you're legitimately enforcing the law, why would you need to hide your face? Oh, say, as it might be, because you're using your knowledge of a foreign language and culture to identify which of your three unlovable brothers-in-law is actually dangerous to society, and you know you're more likely to survive this operation if your brother-in-law the terrorist is not certain that you ran him in? It's understandable but it's not our American way. If it becomes a violation of federal law to damage your in-laws' property, such that I need to help the FBI identify and lock up my brother-in-law, I think I should be required to show my face. Did he really do that much damage? If people can't deal with that kind of melodrama, it is just possible that they might not need to be involved in enforcing the law. If people aren't willing to take risks to enforce a law, it is just possible that that law is not worth enforcing.

Different issue...


So, what drugs were in Joshua Jahn's blood?

Memorials 

Should there be a Charlie Kirk half-dollar coin? 

Meh. Kirk was very young and had skipped the part of his education where students are expected to do more than sit still and memorize what they're told, and about some things he was just plain wrong. His heart was in the right place but his supply of facts was short.

Should young people boycott college education until colleges make it possible again for them to graduate without debt? Maybe. Should young people who want to get a job and use that job to finance a college education even consider having babies first? Er. Um. Charlie Kirk should have known some people who've tried it. Going to college at eighteen is a party. Going to college at fifty is a hoot. Going to college at twenty-five is a chore, especially the part about the only attractive people on campus being teachers and probably married ones at that, but it's still worthwhile--if you're single and have the mental space left to do it. Going to college as a frazzled working parent? Good luck, you'll need it! Some schools, like Berea College, have kept an old rule that forbids single students getting married while taking classes...because a body in full baby-making mode does not leave room for its brain to focus on a demanding course of study. Even new fathers need to rest when they're not actively working to take care of their mates and young.

Is "the patriarchy" a myth? Well, it's not a good name for what the people who use the word usually mean by it, because a patriarch is a good thing. No rational person objects to either men or women being honored for having gained wisdom and knowledge with age. The more people like that any society has, the better. Too many grandfathers is not our problem.

Rational people do object to a culture of injustice toward women, as expressed through things like not admitting women to jobs or schools, having elections in which we used not to be allowed to vote or electing governing bodies where we're not proportionately represented, paying men more than women for doing the same work, treating public space as if it were less available to women than to men at any time, imagining that medical procedures have been adequately tested when they've only been tested by men, and so on and so forth. I've heard recordings of Charlie Kirk trying to deny that these things existed because girls do better than boys in school, and I've thought, "Oh, child, did your mother know you were out?" 

No matter how sincere a Christian may be, students at any level have a right to object to his being paid to lecture at schools if he's going to say things that are all that ignorant. The part of this story that really discourages adults is that the students, even the girls, weren't prepared to set Kirk straight. We have had a culture that actively discriminates against and otherwise harms women, we still do, and the appropriate thing for young men to learn to say is "I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry." Repeat until they're as tired of saying it as the girls are of having them need to say it. Then continue for another thirty years.

Yes, for biological reasons, girls do tend to do better than boys in school. What do we need to do about this? The only sensible thing to do is to prepare boys to cope with it. Instead of letting your hormones tell you to stare at women and think about what they'd be like in bed, boys, wake up and think about what they're going to be like as supervisors. Consider how exceptional women who excel at men's jobs (like fighting fires, or wars) have far too often been physically attacked, whereas exceptional men who excel at women's work (like reading, writing, thinking, teaching, or managing businesses) have tended to be pampered and adored, by their co-workers. Yes, the equality of the sexes is a useful legal fiction. You're welcome.

Then there's that idiotic idea, something only a very young man could ever believe, about young women (as a group) being happier if they do what foolish young men think they want to do--have a baby before they're fully prepared to rear it. Buzzzzzz. Giving young women equal pay and full civil rights has yet to be tried; I don't think it would be the complete cure to young women's "depression," since "depression" is a symptom of physical illness that young women have been socialized to be able to admit they have, and freedom to walk when and where they chose would address only one of the things that make young people unhealthy...but fair pay and full civil rights would have to help more than premature parenthood would do. 

I think Charlie Kirk committed the Deadly Sin of Hubris in suggesting that most people in their twenties could afford to marry young, as he did. Even the Internet, even the athletic and music industries, aren't going to make most people superstars who can afford to have two children when they're only thirty years old. 

This web site doesn't do foreign policy so I'll stop right there. Let's just say that Charlie Kirk's other personal opinions, the ones not specifically part of his religious faith, had neither academic study nor life experience for bases. They were based in his emotions. There will be a wide range of assessments about how often Charlie Kirk was wrong; all this web site needs to say is that there was inherently a good chance that anything he said that Billy Graham or C.S. Lewis hadn't said would be wrong. But he correctly said, as they and other Christians have said, that he had a right to be wrong. We all have that. We all have the right to balance and correct and learn from one another's errors. That's the protection a society gets from freedom of speech. 

Is that a valid reason not to mint a few memorial coins in honor of Charlie Kirk? Well...President Kennedy was also wrong about some things. Our national feelings about Kennedy's murder had a lot of influence on the collective decisions we've made, which have mostly been the ones he seemed likely to have made, ever since. Many of those decisions have been bad ones. Nevertheless, who doesn't have a Kennedy half-dollar tucked away somewhere, never to be spent, just as a piece of history? Kennedy had flaws and made mistakes. People still felt terrible about his untimely death. Our souvenir half-dollar coins testify to that.


Music 

Molly Tuttle is from California, and this song is obviously about California, but it was written up in the Kingsport Times-News as showing a strong influence from "our" local musical tradition.


Following a recommendation from Katewerks at SmallDeadAnimals, I've finally started following ConservativeWoman.co.uk. This should not be taken to mean that I have any UK political opinions whatsoever, or want to have, or even that I'll go on following them. It merely means that I've been convinced that their Sunday e-mails have the best collections of High Church hymns in cyberspace. "Conservative" does, after all, primarily mean wanting to conserve and preserve the best of one's heritage. For any European that has to mean what most of us call classical music. If you, too, enjoyed singing in and listening to trained choirs singing classical choral music, sometimes with full orchestral accompaiment, you might want to visit that site too. 

If I catch myself indulging in any thoughts or feelings that would belong to a person who had a vote in any UK election, I'll unsubscribe. The UK is the historic home of people who want kings. That's their right and I wish them well with it.

Writing, the Glamorous Life of Those Doing Professionally 

I'm shocked. 


In 2005 my standard fee, as a massage therapist, was $50 per hour. Elizabeth Barrette is older and in some ways smarter than I am. I can believe that, as a writer, she wasn't choosing to earn $50 per hour but, if all of her friends made the same choice, I am...puzzled.

Book Review: The Duke Next Door

Title: The Duke Next Door

Author: Kristina Earl

Date: 2024

Quote: "For your sake, I shall designate a portion of my property as a refuge, where animals may dwell undisturbed."

And so farewell to suspense. In his first speech, Edward Somerset, the fictional duke whose estates adjoin those of Elizabeth Hamilton's father the earl, makes it clear that he really likes Elizabeth no matter how much they've bickered all through their early lives. All that remains to be seen is how Edward and Elizabeth will settle their past disagreements and get to the happily-ever-after stage of this sweet romance. A really repulsive marquess, and a duel offstage, will be involved. 

Jane Austen did this sort of thing ever so much better, but her life was tragically short and her fans have been doing it, as best they could, ever since. If this story lacks Austen's firsthand familiarity with the period and command of its nuances, at least it's good, as all competent Regency Romances are, for a quick mental trip to a time and place that was far from innocent but that was so different from our time and place that its nasty aspects seem almost benign. This fun, short read should offer a nice mental break through an hour or so, total, of waiting room or commuter bus time.

Bad Poetry: September Villanelle


(Photo from the National Park Service: Monarch butterfly on Goldenrod)

The summer bids a lingering farewell.
The sunflowers rejoice in gold and green.
Winter will soon be here, it's plain to tell.

The jewelweeds fire orange and yellow shell.
No yellow leaves on walnut trees are seen.
The summer bids a lingering farewell.

Though willow still weeps green above the well,
The poplars clearly show us what they mean:
Winter will soon be here, it's plain to tell.

The goldenrod tolls the black locust's knell;
One won't be long where the other one has been.
The summer bids a lingering farewell.

The deer are fat and insolent; can tell
That lawful hunting's not yet on the scene.
Winter will soon be here, it's plain to tell.

May you, dear readers, be safe, warm, and well
As green departs and northeast winds grow keen.
Though summer bids a lingering farewell,
Winter will soon be here, it's plain to tell.

The Poets & Storytellers United present poems and prose that celebrate the autumn season. 

Thursday, September 25, 2025

Book Review: A Crocodile Has Me by the Leg

Book Review: A Crocodile Has Me By the Leg

Author: Leonard W. Doob

Date: 1967

Publisher: Walker & Company

ISBN: none

Length: pages not numbered

Illustrations: woodcuts by Solomon Irein Wangboje

Quote: “They are poems which Africans many years ago put together not as part of a book but as verses to be sung aloud.”

This post has been "in the can" for a while. I no longer have a copy of this book for sale. It was one of those books that, due to its excellent condition and historic value, I sold for $5. People currently selling it online show prices between $30 and $376. It is worth the $30, anyway. It ought to be reprinted.

The poems in this slim book are translations from various sources. Credits are given at the end of the book.

Nevertheless, a few of the poems translate neatly into English rhymed verse:

If you are hungry
Use your hoe,
The only drug
The doctors know.

Most poems do not translate easily into the rhymes or rhythms of other languages, and the translators of these African poems haven’t worked hard at making them fit; the focus has been on translating the original idea, not preserving a quality of sound.

Even as free verse, some of these poems are remarkably catchy. The title comes from a poem in which the narrator was probably exaggerating the level of stress in his or her life:

Chaff is in my eye,
A crocodile has me by the leg,
A goat is in the garden,
A porcupine is cooking in the pot,
Meal is drying on the pounding rock,
The King has summoned me to court,
And I must go to the funeral of my mother-in-law.
In short, I am busy.

Interpreting this as comic exaggeration when he found this one poem reprinted in a school reader, my brother made up a tune for it, and he and I used to sing it when we were feeling frazzled.

Do these poems really fit into elementary school readers? When I consider the whole book, I’m inclined to think not. Although A Crocodile Has Me By the Leg is a short book with lots of pictures, the poems were written by, for, and about adults, not children. There are tasteful poems about sex in the book; there are tasteful poems about death. Despite their simple language, these poems are probably over the heads of children. To adults, they seem impressively terse and meaningful.

Nevertheless, the poem about stress was certainly something middle school readers could appreciate. So, this book is recommended for the whole family, with the understanding that just a few of the poems will speak to and for each person.