Local lurkers beware...allowing me a long walk time on the way to the computer center may result in more punishment...especially with encouragement from the Washington Post Style Invitational: www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/style-invitational-week-1055-a-k-contest-to-honor-the-k-of-1k-blots-of-ink-plus-anagrams/2014/01/09/23b1ca62-7693-11e3-8963-b4b654bcc9b2_story.html
These commemorate places and people in the local area:
Kingspork: Place where swine were raised for the royal table.
Clinchpork: Place where swine were raised for sale to anyone who could catch them. (Did you know that catching a greased pig was a sport that attracted spectators in the eighteenth and nineteenth century?)
Cake Springs: Site of a bakery known for producing spongy pastries.
Kate City: Town taken over by Winslet fans.
Reeky Creek: After all the reeds were killed by chemical effluvia...
Leek County: Place known for producing pungent vegetables.
Jokesville: Site of an institution for failed humorists...and you don't want to know what goes on in nearby Punnington Gap...
Daniel Booke: Author of the fifteen-volume saga "Bearslayer!".
Godwink Hall: Site of many fortuitous coincidences.
And of course, priscillakink.com: Had it not been for Bubblews, frustration with glitches in Google Ad Sense might have led me to start a spin-off web site featuring underpaid actors in tight jeans.