Is this one a Fair Trade Book? Hard to say. Internet searches reveal some people using the name "David Allen Clark" who are still alive, some who are not. If you buy the book we'll write to the publisher to ask.
Title: Jokes Puns and Riddles
Author: David Allen
Clark
Date: 1968
Publisher: Doubleday
ISBN: none
Length: 288 pages
Illustrations:
black-and-white cartoons by Lionel Kalish
Quote: “Did you hear
about the race between the…cabbage, the faucet, and the tomato?...The cabbage
was ahead, the faucet was running, and the tomato was trying to ketchup.”
Why do you need to
hoard a few issues of the local newspaper before your middle school student
reads this book? Because these are the sort of clean, kind, wholesome jokes to
which the traditional response is to throw things at the person telling them,
but you don’t want to mess up the house. “What occurs once in every minute,
twice in every moment, but never in a hundred thousand years? The letter M!” Paper
wads are clearly indicated.
This is a bigger,
thicker book than publishers usually try to market to joke-loving children
these days, but most of the jokes should be accessible even to today’s middle
school readers.
“What part of the car
is the cause of most accidents?” “The nut that holds the wheel.”
“A cat has claws at
the end of its paws, and a comma has a pause at the end of its clause.”
“What’s worse than raining
cats and dogs? Hailing taxis.”
All families that
like family-friendly jokes should have this book. To buy it here, send $5 per copy + $5 per package to either of the addresses at the bottom of the screen. At least two more books of the same size would fit into the same package.
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