Title: Pen Pals
Author: Olivia
Goldsmith
Date: 2002
Publisher: Penguin / Signet
ISBN: none
Length: 415 pages
Quote: “It was very
difficult for Gwendolyn Harding to comprehend how an underfunded and crumbling
government-controlled institution…could suddenly be transformed into a
profitable subsidiary.”
But that was before
Gwen met Jen…from an author with a name like “Olivia Goldsmith” you could
expect puns and rhymes.
Jennifer was
considered smart on Wall Street until she did one extremely stupid thing: she
agreed to be the fall guy for a dishonest boss who promised she wouldn’t
actually go to jail, or at least not for long. Now she’s in the Correctional
Facility for Women with a lot of…oh dear…non-yuppie types. There’s a sweet,
lovable old murderer (only once, and he truly deserved it), and a smart, sassy
thief, and a pitiful little dumb blonde, and the smartest, toughest trustee a
warden ever trusted. Then there’s Warden Gwen Harding, who can’t imagine how
these convicts can be motivated to do anything profitable. Little does Gwen
know that she’s the warden of the ultimate dream team of prison-based
entrepreneurism…
Because this is a
novel by Olivia Goldsmith, feminist humorist, and because even the mean girls
in her fictional Correctional Facility are smarter and nicer than the average
convict, it will work. Jen can make money out of anything, and pull strings to
get unconditional pardons all round so her “Pen Pals” can hang out together
when they’re released. “Do you believe that you were sent to this facility to
do mission work?” a board member will ask when she comes up for parole. Before
the story ends and Goldsmith uses the last few pages to discuss the prison
system in our real world, there will be a couple of weddings, and the thief
will steal one of her friends’ cheating boyfriend—just for long enough to steal
all his money, while the wronged girlfriend falls in love with the man she
picks for revenge sex and lives happily ever after. Jennifer may be, in some
ways, a younger female version of Charles Colson, but this is not an
evangelical Christian novel.
Goldsmith said that
this story, suggested to her by an agent, was the hardest of her novels to
write. It shows. Still, you never know when a “funny, inspirational” story
about prison life may be passed around in an actual prison and inspire some
convicts to…well, at least, share a laugh.
Sadly, although Goldsmith was a baby-boomer, she's already passed beyond the realm of Fair Trade Books, and we still have to charge $5 per book + $5 per package. However, you can probably fit enough pocket-size paperbacks into one package to make that a good price. Payment may be sent to either address below. Yes, you can add books by living writers to the package; scroll down to see them.
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