Monday, October 13, 2014

Book Review: The World Split Open

A Fair Trade Book

Book Title: The World Split Open
        
Author: Ruth Rosen
        
Date: 2000
        
Publisher: Viking Penguin
        
ISBN: 0-670-81462-8
        
Length: 444 pages including notes, long bibliography, and index
        
Illustrations: black-and-white photos
        
Quote: “[I]n the fall of 1967...I noticed a small card tacked to a bulletin board in the student union: ‘Women’s Liberation Group forming—all are welcome.’ At the time, I was also working as a journalist...‘it could be a great story,’ I thought...I wanted to write a story about the group. They agreed, but insisted that I partici­pate. Two hours later, my world began to turn upside down.”
        
This is the story of Rosen’s revolution. And what a story it is! As a journalist Rosen met dozens of women whom most of us knew only as  celebrities or pen friends; as an active member of a left-wing “liberation” group she had an inside view, at least secondhand, of the left-wing revolutionaries that inspired the most colorful “revolutionary” feminists. She knew people who could describe the nonverbal communication that allowed them to take Stokely Carmichael’s famous remark about the place of women in the civil rights movement as a joke. She could consult Carolyn Heilbrun, Barbara Ehrenreich, and also Norman Mailer, for help publishing this book.
        
That’s what you’ll love about The World Split Open. Although Rosen writes as a professional journalist, with limited reference to her firsthand participation in the events she describes, she was either there, or able to interview someone who was there. Her memoirs have a significant place in the history of her generation.
        
That’s also what’s not to love about her book. Because Rosen got an up-close-and-personal view of the left-wing activities that got so much attention, young readers could be excused for thinking that Rosen saw the whole thing. She didn’t. She was so far out on one wing that she has nothing at all to tell readers about the rest of the bird. She’s done a great job telling the story of left-wing feminism...but the women’s movement would not have accomplished nearly as much as it did if it had been confined to the left wing.
        
In the fall of 1967 I wasn’t really reading yet. I was exposed first to the other kind of feminism, the quiet kind that was being quietly practiced by women like my mother and her clients. Mother was a beautiful model turned beauty consultant; by 1967 she’d left the big cities, where she’d worked with clients like Tallulah Bankhead, for small towns where she occasionally earned pocket money by trimming old ladies’ hair. Mother smashed stereotypes all over the place. She opted for natural childbirth and literally straight-armed nurses to make sure she got it. She owned her own business and breast-fed me, and later my brother, right in the shop. She had a devoted husband who did housework without being asked. Anybody would have thought feminist leaders would have been flocking to her salons for advice... unless of course they’d studied the psychology of young women.
        
The problem the left-wing feminists found with Mother wasn’t just that she was over thirty (she settled down late), or even that she lacked faith in Social Security and supported Barry Goldwater. They were used to recruiting moderates into their groups; Richard Nixon was a politician to try Republicans’souls, and Mother never even officially joined the Republican Party. The problem was that being around Mother made left-wing women feel so envious they could hardly see the door.
        
Granted, there were left-wing women, like Gloria Steinem, who had similar effects on some Republicans. I am not here even talking about women like Beverly LaHaye or Dale Evans Rogers, who said, modestly enough, that in their own relationships they’d worked things out in such a way that their husbands could be described as leaders. I’m talking about the possibility that some of the writing at www.humbledwomen.com may be neither fiction nor fantasy. There are indeed women who would have a surgical abortion to destroy a healthy baby if their men told them to. These women are dangerous, both before and after the men who exploit them decide to trade them in for more recent models.
        
That Ruth Rosen hasn’t researched right-wing women enough to see the differences between Marabel Morgan’s make-concessions-in-order-to-elicit-concessions approach to relationships, Beverly LaHaye’s partnership approach, Phyllis Schlafly’s right-wing feminism (you had to listen to the whole explanation behind “fifty-nine cents is enough”), Midge Decter’s real fear that every other woman is a threat to her home, and the desperation of the Manson Family females, is every reader’s loss. It is, however, the more deplorable because a real feminist journalist, Eleanor Burkitt, had already written a fair-minded, informative, and wide-ranging study of  The Right Women.
        
The Right Women deserves a review of its own. More than that, it deserves to be required reading for anyone who thinks Ruth Rosen has told even half of the story in The World Split Open (and, if you buy the books from me, it is). Burkitt carefully distinguishes between the different paths to self-affirmation that can be fairly described as right-wing feminism, and the genuine self-hatred, or hatred of other women, that motivates genuinely antifeminist behavior.
        
It needs to be better understood that, although the left-wing feminists of my childhood tried to tell women like my mother that they were antifeminists, or “part of the problem,” the dictionary definition of “feminist” is anyone who thinks the value of women is at least equal to the value of men. Catholic housewives like Erma Bombeck qualify. Outsiders like Margaret Atwood, whose first successful novel explored the emotional breakdown of a woman who has chosen abortion, whose most successful novel expressed distrust of totalitarian tendencies Left and Right by conflating them into a political cult that mixes Marxist and Christian rhetoric, and who then wrote three blockbusters in a row exploring the evil in the hearts of women, also qualify. Women like my mother, who progressed naturally from a focus on women’s fashion and beauty into a focus on women’s health, also qualify. Women like Linda Thompson, who care more about a very young woman’s right to keep her baby alive than about her “right” to  be pressured into abortion, so much that they’re willing to sacrifice their careers to oppose left-wing totalitarianism, definitely qualify. Women like Helen Chenoweth, who echoed a quip that’s been traced back to Ellen White when she said that she would have preferred to stay home and bake cookies but she had to be in Congress because the right sort of men wouldn’t run, qualify too.
        
Burkitt went out there and interviewed everybody on the right, from homeschoolers to Young Republicans to female marksmanship instructors. Helen Chenoweth was in her book. Linda Thompson was. Laura Ingraham was. It was an eye-opening experience for Burkitt and I wish Rosen had shared the benefit of it. It would have been pleasant to write something about how, after feminism went mainstream and developed a solid right wing, Rosen lived and learned. But no; while I was reading her book, e-friends out west e-mailed that Rosen was bashing Tea Party women in California with stereotypes that...that...
        
I confess, Gentle Readers, I was gobsmacked by the stereotype of Tea Party women as “always wearing dresses, never a pantsuit.” I cannot imagine to whom that line would be uttered. Pantsuits were a fashion blunder of Rosen’s and my youth. I wouldn’t expect the younger generation to remember them. They were the men's nylon-and-polyester "leisure suits" of the 1970s in women's sizes. They were dreadful. They were the uniform of young fashion victims in 1970 and of color-blind elderly frumps by 1975, but I’ve not seen one in years. Pantsuits were certainly not what serious feminists wore at work, nor were they chosen either for beauty or for comfort. They existed only as long as the garment industry was forcing all women to choose between miniskirts, jeans, and vintage clothes as alternatives. By the late 1970s the majority of women were going with vintage, and eventually the fashion industry smartened up and heeded our demand for dresses that did offer beauty, comfort, and the option of wearing them at work. For about thirty years, when newspapers report that some fashion designer tried to market a two-piece outfit with separated full-length legs, they’ve had to mention quickly that this was not the dreaded “pantsuit” but a casual "sweatsuit," a really mannish “trouser suit,” or “more of an Indian salwar-kamiz look.” So Rosen was saying that...that she’s not shopped since 1975? I suppose that might be considered a kind of liberation...

(For the record, on the day I received the e-mail containing the "never a pantsuit" comment, I happened to be wearing a cotton salwar-kamiz. I usually wear skirts or dresses to the computer center because I live in a warm climate. My choice of clothes has more to do with the weather, what I'm doing that day, and what's clean in my closet, than with politics or religion.)
        
And in The World Split Open, Rosen shows that she’s stuck in the one-sided politics of her youth, just as that sound bite showed that she’s stuck in the fashion sense of her youth. Rosen is writing a cultural history of the United States, not a critical study of worldwide English literature; she didn’t have to mention any Canadian novel, however good, but she mentions The Handmaid’s Tale more than once, and she gets it all wrong. The government of the Republic of Gilead is neither Christian nor right-wing. The idea of the “handmaid” is Jewish. The rationale for the enslavement of these women is Marxist. The methods of enslavement consist of destroying printed words (monarchist and/or Marxist) and cutting off access to credit in a cashless economy (the idea's been claimed by an active member of the Communist Party). Although by now the Republic of Gilead seems closer to Omar’s Afghanistan than to anything else, Atwood got her ideas of revolution and resistance from the World War and Amnesty International; she was trying to show how those things might happen in the United States. (See Atwood's prose collection, Writing with Intent.)
        
Although The Handmaid’s Tale is as foreign as The Second Sex, it ought to have had a tremendous impact on the United States. We should have read The Handmaid’s Tale, thought about it, and said, “We have to stop paving the way for dictatorship. We have to say no to anything that’s ‘cashless’ or ‘paperless.’ We have to be more aware of all the ways we give others excessive power to interfere with our self-determination.” Rosen read The Handmaid’s Tale as a bigot and said, “It’s about a right-wing government.” I’m not sure whether “bothers” is the right word for what this misinterpretation does to Margaret Atwood, because some writers positively enjoy correcting a misinterpretation of something we’ve written, but since Atwood has publicly corrected this particular mistake several times Rosen's comments in The World Split Open are just plain sloppy journalism.
        
Given that the political lines have to be drawn differently in different countries, any attempt to place any foreigner on the U.S. political spectrum is doomed to err. I think Atwood can fairly be called a liberal, in the best sense. My impression, based on her books, is that she was a leftist in youth but has learned from the historical events of her lifetime. I wish that could also be said for Rosen.
        
But it can’t. Why, Rosen wails cutely, are women still trying to “juggle” work and family life instead of demanding tax-funded government child care? Many women have settled for day care. Rosen has not, apparently, bothered to talk to the ones who haven’t, or read anything they’ve written. Women and men “juggle” because a child whose home is not abusive would rather be at home than in day care. Rosen can’t seem to imagine the possibility that the doctrine she drank in as a little girl, that if government were only bigger it could do everything for everybody, might not work for actual people. What would happen if one “beneficiary” of a government program told the truth about her or his experience? Rosen’s world would split open again...and I say the sooner the better.
        
Inexcusably in view of the influence of Marx on her youth, Rosen ignores the actual process of dialectics. When people have adopted a general belief, e.g. the myth that all or most women would want to be “angels in the home,” and the shortcomings of this belief have produced a need for change, the change is always made by two kinds of movement. There’s an extreme reaction, carried out by what I call the heyokas of the movement whose excesses everyone else rejects, and there’s a moderate reaction that usually ends up being adopted because it seems so much more sensible than the extreme reaction. We wishy-washy liberals tend to win.
        
In the women’s movement of the late twentieth century, the left-wingers who made the headlines were the extremists. The conservative women who stayed in their churches (only they were now recognized as scholars and teachers), stuck with their jobs as nurses and office managers (only they demanded better pay and working conditions), cherished their children (and even demanded less government help, in some cases, by homeschooling), enjoyed male attention (only they used that male attention to teach men how to behave), might have taken more interest in the mating behavior of fish than in that of lesbians (only, for that reason, they weren’t afraid of lesbians), and so on, are the ones whose “movement” has largely succeeded.
        
Blinkered by her politics, Rosen remembers Sonia Johnson’s clamor for the Equal Rights Amendment, but can’t seem to remember that, while Johnson was getting herself excommunicated from her church, Sandra Day O’Connor was quietly welcomed into the Supreme Court. Rosen remembers the women who complained that they didn’t know how to “juggle” work and family, but merely resents, rather than learning from, the women (like Phyllis Schlafly) who did. Rosen remembers the women who selfishly opposed abortion (for everybody) because they saw children as a means to keep a breadwinner supporting them, but has nothing to say about the ones who opposed abortion (for themselves) because they noticed a positively genocidal pattern in the way abortion was selectively recommended to their ethnic group...or, for that matter, because they were simply afraid of physical injury.
        
The inevitable result is a one-sided book that’s informative for young readers, nostalgic and illuminating for older readers, as long as Rosen is describing what her friends were doing...but, as a description of what American women were doing, about as accurate as a study of movie-star magazines would have been.
        
It also polarizes the generations more than necessary. Whether Brittany Doe, daughter of Jane, age 22, felt more sympathy with the Tea Party or the Occupiers, she has to be aware that the twentieth century welfare state was never sustainable and is unlikely to last through her adult life. She has to see the remnants of the Old Left, flapping about like disillusioned Millerites in 1845, observing that Jesus had not returned to this world in the flesh and insisting that He must have done something; in the case of Obama supporters, the insistence is that there has to be a way to tax and spend ourselves out of bankruptcy, there has to, there has to, because people can’t be asked to tighten their belts. If Brittany Doe finds any logical reason (as distinct from blind faith) to support this idea, her reason must be that she doesn’t expect to live long in any case and she jolly well wants to grab her share now. Then there’s the New Left, hugging trees for camouflage; their plan of saving, then ruling, the world by thinning the human population might in fact work, apart from the minor problem that people who had done it wouldn’t be quite human. If Brittany has any hope for the future at all, it’s closer to the Old Right than to the Old Left. Do we really want to teach Brittany a view of the women’s movement that she is bound to identify with the oppressors of her generation? Shouldn’t her first full-length survey of the movement be written from a centrist position that recognizes the contributions of both the left-wing heyoka celebrities and the quiet, easily forgotten women whose “modest, conservative” moves actually got somewhere?
        
Ideally, of course, Brittany would read The World Split Open for Rosen’s account of the outrages that used to be normal, the separate columns for “Help Wanted, Male” (career jobs) and “Help Wanted, Female” (clerical, babysitting, and food service jobs), the jobs that weren’t recognized as part of the sex industry but were available only to women with the right body measurements, the teachers who blithely assured students that girls were supposed to be “beautiful and dumb.” (Yes, Brittany, all those things used to be true, and also young girls used to be blamed for “getting themselves raped” since they must have done something to “inflame the poor fool’s lust.” I was seriously told, as late as 1980, not to train for a career job because in spite of all present facts I was likely to become an attractive woman, like my mother, and should stay indoors and not inflame men's lust.) Brittany would wonder why women who remember those abominations, and more, would ever have bogged down in special-interest issues like abortion, homosexuality, or "goddess spirituality." She might wonder whether the touching faith women like Rosen placed in a Nanny State had something to do with their generation’s unequal access to education. And then she’d talk about it with Jane Doe. And to her list of celebrity extremists she could add the names of the women who’d done most to liberate her, personally, which is always a pleasant exercise, and would also show Brittany the difference between the heyokas and the real movers in the movement.
        
We don’t live in an ideal world, so I’ll wrap up this long rant by recommending that everyone who reads The World Split Open read The Right Women—preferably, read The Right Women first. When you can read it in its complete historical context, The World Split Open is a valuable book and a good read.

The World Split Open is available as a Fair Trade Book package together with The Right Women. The package costs $10 plus $5 shipping (other books may be added to the actual package to reduce shipping costs), and out of this Rosen and Burkitt, or charities of their choice, will receive $1 each. 

Aspen Leaf Pullover



In real life this sweater is not reddish brown and chartreuse, but dark and light green cotton.

Gena Greene's version is slightly adapted from one of the patterns in Meg Swansen's Knitting. (It's a big expensive coffee-table book, but handknitters will probably find it worth its price.)

Size: 40-42", 5'4"-5'8"

Price: $45 + $5 shipping. (Scroll down and browse...you pay only one $5 shipping charge for as many items as can be shipped in one package.)

Book Review: Bright-Sided

A Fair Trade Book

Book Title: Bright-Sided
        
Author: Barbara Ehrenreich
       
Author’s web page: www.barbaraehrenreich.com
        
Date: 2009
        
Publisher: Henry Holt & Company
        
ISBN: 978-1-61664-483-3
        
Length: 206 pages plus endnotes and index
        
Quote: “Some cultures, like our own, value the positive affect that seems to signal internal happiness; others are more impressed by seriousness, self-sacrifice, or a quiet willingness to cooperate.”
        
Is Positive Thinking really what caused the economic recession? My father, a math major for whom economics was a hobby, would probably have traced the roots of our current recession back to the mid-century Waste Age; my husband, an economics major, might have blamed the war. Still there’s no getting around the fact that, for some individuals, some of whom were large-scale investors, unrealistic optimism was what led directly to bankruptcy. Nor is there any getting around the fact that the debunking of Positive Thinking is long overdue.
        
Few writers debunk as deftly as the author of For Her Own Good, The Hearts of Men, and Nickel and Dimed. Ehrenreich’s name can be taken as a guarantee that a book is going to be solidly researched—although biased—and also laugh-out-loud funny. Bright-Sided shouldn’t disappoint anybody. Ehrenreich skewers the flaw in every argument she debunks, and turns it into a joke.
        
Fair disclosure: I don’t know Ehrenreich personally. I almost do. I had long-term clients, one of whom became a close friend, in an organization where she was a full-time writer. I never saw Ehrenreich at the office. Socialism was indeed the religion of these people’s childhood; I think Ehrenreich was the first to use that phrase (in a short article for George). The ones I knew practiced their socialist values as earnestly as anyone ever practiced Christian or Jewish values, and better than some. You could trust them with a box of hundred-dollar bills; you could trust them with your children; if it ever became necessary I’m sure they’d give you their shirts. I love these people. I regret that their good faith has been so misplaced.
        
Bright-Sided is almost a dictionary-perfect example of Socialists'  misplaced good faith. Greedheads have worked so hard to promote schemes that they hoped would lead to their own self-aggrandizement, and twentieth-century people of good will have bought into so many of those schemes, that all the different systems of “statism” can seem like one big conspiracy. They’re not...unless one takes the position, which has been competently argued by various religious writers, that there has to be some sort of spiritual conspiracy guiding all these different people toward the same bad ideas. Twentieth-century Positive Thinkers’ touching efforts to visualize world peace, if associated with any point to the political left of Ronald Reagan, did veer alarmingly into what sounded like “Let’s all pray that God will help us welcome the inevitable ‘Communist’ takeover.” And yet here’s Ehrenreich, a devout lifelong practitioner of Socialism, warning us that Positive Thinking was compulsory in the old Soviet Union...I’m not denying that some sort of spiritual conspiracy of fallen angels may have been involved whenever Christians have embraced Positive Thinking in lieu of our real duty to practice love in an active and radical way. But the human conspiracy...ah...didn’t get the word around very efficiently, did they? Forty lashes for Screwtape! I love the irony of a left-wing writer debunking an Old Soviet ideology.
         
Ehrenreich begins her study of Positive Thinking with a discussion of pathological pollyannas in breast cancer support groups. Breast cancer tends to be diagnosed only after metastasis; in order to speak of survivors we have to redefine survivors as people who are still alive after five years. Ehrenreich beat the odds by living long enough to write this book. And it’s particularly important to mention Ehrenreich’s remarkable success as a breast cancer survivor because, she reports, although the scientific evidence is flimsy, there’s a belief in the breast cancer community that only Positive Thinkers survive. Ehrenreich was seriously and sincerely told that her salty, snarky, hardheaded realism was going to prevent her from living this long. Well, it didn’t. She’s still writing today.
        
She goes on to note the popularity of Positive Thinking books and speeches in the corporate world. It’s possible that her Old Left politics have sensitized Ehrenreich to notice more manic panic in the corporate world than other people would notice. The appearance of manic panic in the corporate world is not, in any case, to be denied. Ehrenreich cites white-collar workers who’ve been fired because they didn’t seem “happy enough” or waterboarded in “team-building” meetings: “You saw how hard Chad fought for air...I want you to go back inside and fight that hard to make sales.”
        
If there’s something not to love about Bright-Sided, it’s Ehrenreich’s neglect of the early nineteenth century’s “positivist,” socialist, global-dictatorship philosophy. This was the brainchild of a sensitive, French child prodigy called Auguste Comte, who began his literary career with a bang by writing an encyclopedia, then teamed up with Saint-Simon to invent Socialism, in his twenties. In his thirties Comte quarrelled with Saint-Simon and went into a mourning period, which  his best friends charitably described as his “dotage,” during which he worked out a formal liturgy for a Humanist religious cult to be practiced in a global Socialist system. Around age forty Comte attempted suicide in despair over his inability to seduce a married lady with his then innovative notion of women being full-time housewives. It is perhaps understandable that Humanists, Socialists, “Transcendentalists,” and other believers in the perfectibility of humanity seldom acknowledge this poor fellow as the founding father of positive thinking. Still, although his “Positive Politics” was so unpopular in the United States that I had to go to the Library of Congress to read it in French, by dissociating the ideas from Comte personally his readers were able to give positivism a considerable influence on Americarn thought.
        
Of course, Comte’s “Positive Philosophy” and “Positive Politics” were based on a genuine (and doomed) optimism rather than a manic panic. By “positive” Comte meant “concerned with the real and present positive existence of objective facts, rather than the hypothetical or ‘negative’ existence of ideas such as God, ghosts, angels, or absolute perfection.”  He thought the “negative existence” of the dead deserved celebration too, although this celebration could be left to priests and women. It remained for the next generation to confuse “positive” with “nice” or even “good,” as it remained for them to adopt the idea that a family life like Beaver Cleaver’s was ever “traditional” in any culture.
        
Ehrenreich chooses to omit all this and begin at a point closer to modern Positive Thinking, with the magical thinking of Mary Baker Eddy, as it was semi-legitimized by the psychological studies of William James, and finally reintroduced into the Christian culture by Norman Vincent Peale. People can in fact work ourselves into or out of emotional moods by focussing our attention on things that evoke the target mood. People can even kick-start hormone cycles, perhaps boosting the production of endorphins to control pain, by repeating the voluntary behavior component of the hormone cycle; the body produces endorphins during aerobic exercise; if not able to do aerobic exercise, you can boost your endorphin levels by breathing as if you had been doing aerobic exercise. Can we kick-start cycles beyond our own bodies by exploiting a “law of attraction” to attract friends, lovers, money? At least, wouldn’t it be grand if we could, and can there be any harm in trying?
        
Well, yes, Ehrenreich finds, there can be harm in trying to attract wealth by spending money foolishly. People can go bankrupt that way. But geewhillikers, isn’t trying to attract things fun? If hanging clothing of the appropriate size in your room doesn’t mysteriously attract a mate of the desired shape, isn’t it at least good for some pleasant dreams? Can’t we at least be like the protagonist of the late-twentieth-century teaching story, who bought a model car and built a model road system and had all the kids in the neighborhood helping him visualize “having fun with my little car,” and finally realized that, although he was no closer to owning a real sports car than he’d been at the beginning, at least all the boys in the neighborhood were having fun with his little car. Maybe, for those who can keep it under control and not feel a need to attack people who don’t seem “happy enough,” a Positive Thinking fantasy is not all bad.
        
But when your family, or corporation, or community are depending on you to make sensible financial decisions, and you throw their money away in the hope of somehow mysteriously attracting wealth...or, worse yet, you ignore real information and alienate realistic people in an attempt to surround yourself with unrealistic optimistic thoughts...Ehrenreich concludes that “the relentless promotion of positive thinking has undermined America.”
        
She concludes that working toward a better world is more satisfactory, as a way of maximizing her own personal feeling of happiness, than Positive Thinking. She is right on. Fix Facts First, Feelings Follow...no, wait, that’s the working title of my book.
        
All Americans should read this book. Foreign readers are likely to miss the jokes, but anyone can benefit from this affirmation of the positively healing and liberating powers of kvetching.

"Fair Trade Book" means online readers pay $5 for the book, plus $5 for shipping, to buy it from me, and out of this Ehrenreich or a charity of her choice gets $1. (If you can find a new copy in a new-books store, this web site trusts you to buy the new copy...we should always encourage cancer survivors.) Shipping charges can be consolidated on as many items as I can consolidate into one package. 

Friday, October 10, 2014

Baby's Delight



This baby jacket was knitted in Wendy Courtelle baby yarn imported from England. In real life it's a pale clear baby blue with brighter blue, green, and yellow flecks.

Gena Greene happened to find just enough of this yarn, at a clearance sale at a small obscure rural yarn shop, to follow the pattern shown in this issue of Knitter's magazine. (She made the matching bonnet, too.)

I can't believe it's still possible to buy K45 from the publisher for the original price (I'm sure it's higher at E-Bay and Amazon), but if you enjoy knitting, get it while you can--this was one of my all-time favorite issues of Knitter's. Almost all the sweaters are shown in size and style variations for everyone from children to extra-large adults. There are hat and afghan patterns as well as sweaters. Styles are classic rather than trendy. This is the magazine to get if you want to knit things your grandchildren can hand down to their grandchildren.

Anyway: This sweater is about 13" across and should fit most babies who will be between six and twelve months old this winter. Courtelle is machine-washable, even machine-dryable (with care).

Price: $10 + $5 shipping. (We separate the shipping cost so that you need to pay only one shipping charge per package. Lots of things you can buy at this web site will fit into the package with this little sweater, so you should browse already.)

Book Review: Some Assembly Required

Book Review: Some Assembly Required
        
Author: Anne Lamott
        
Date: 2012
        
Publisher: Riverhead / Penguin
        
ISBN: 978-1-59448-841-2
        
Length: 272 pages
        
Quote: “I brought Jax up here in his baby backpack last week. I  won’t be able to carrry him much longer.”
        
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Twenty years ago (allowing for the delay of the publishing process), Anne Lamott published Operating Instructions: A Journal of My Son’s First Year. Now her grown-up son has collaborated in writing Some Assembly Required: A Journal of My Son’s First Son.
        
Like Lamott’s first nonfiction book, this one takes us through one year of grotty baby stories, plus the stories of the adults who help raise the baby. In Operating Instructions Lamott hadn’t been sober for very many years, and her best friend was dying of breast cancer. In Some Assembly Required Lamott loses an old uncle, her son and daughter-in-law are “too young” and still working out their own relationships with each other and their vocations, and Lamott’s self-imposed assignment is to step back and let the young parents be adults...toward which goal friends take Lamott on tours of Europe and Asia.
        
Of course, they’re all trendy San Francisco types. Apparently the grandson’s legal name is not John, Jacob, Jacques, or even Jack, but Jax.  Some days his parents go to the little multiethnic, left-wing Presbyterian church Lamott has made famous, where several of the older ladies and gentlemen helped to feed and rear Sam Lamott, and some days they go to meditation sessions with some people from India whom Sam Lamott picked up on the street one afternoon. It’s still 2009; Lamott is still able to bond with taxi drivers by chanting “I love Obama!” This is not what the Southern Baptist Republicans in my home town expect a “Christian Book” to be, but it is nevertheless a deeply Christian book. 
        
Not, of course, to the exclusion of anybody. There’s a Jewish relative-by-marriage (a “bagelly,” as opposed to Orthodox, Jew), the neo-Buddhist meditation group, a Jesuit who deliberately teases Lamott and feminist readers with a bit of unholy and theologically incorrect sexism, a Peace Corps volunteer, an onion-domed Orthodox Church, an atheist, and what a pity that the look-like-America Lamott clan doesn’t seem to include any Muslims at the moment; but stay tuned. Christians are, after all, the salt of the world, never directed to socialize exclusively with fellow believers.
        
And it’s a pro-life document, in its left-wing way. Anne Lamott has never written anything blaming those who “choose” abortion (many of whom, according to accounts from the front, are not pregnant women, but reluctant fathers, bossy social workers, and people who don’t want to be grandparents). She has apparently never voted against legalizing, and doesn't mention it if she's voted against subsidizing, abortion. She just joined this church where people quietly slipped money into her pockets and donated hours of baby-sitting time when she was a sick, broke single mother. And writes about how she loves, to the point of compulsion or even addiction, the “untimely” first grandchild some fifty-somethings would have bullied Sam and Amy into rejecting. Of course it’s hard for Sam to stay in school while raising his son; every other time Sam and Amy are mentioned, Lamott seems to notice how tired they both are—but hard things are valuable. Three generations of adult Lamotts, in this book, celebrate the love and blessing of a child born to teenaged students.
        
What’s not to love about this book? Well...if I want to be picky and cranky, I can say that that Old Left version of Christianity Lite, though real and vibrant for the newly sober addicts in Operating Instructions, seems less adequate for the full-grown Christians in Some Assembly Required. Instead of building solid respect for her daughter-in-law, or getting to know the people who might really be able to help the beggars she meets in India, Lamott is still stuck in a self-focussed effort to maintain a bland emotional affect. Of course she doesn’t really stay stuck in that miserable me-me-me-and-my-little-feelings mode. She does, in fact, do something to fix the facts. She goes back to her own work; she writes this book. And maybe if she’d put in more words about the writing process and fewer words about a merely negative attempt to practice Buddhist-type detachment (which is not, in fact, a Christian duty) this book would have been better written.
         
Maybe. Then again: was Some Assembly Required a disappointing read? It was not. Did I laugh? I did. Did I go “Awww”? I did. Did I think, “Dang, this writer’s good”? I did; only not as often as I did during Grace Eventually. Do I think, in the end, that Some Assembly Required has been a world-class affirmation of life as a beautiful choice? I do. And Lamott’s emotionalism and self-blame is not only disarming and amusing, but instructive when she’s exposing the real motives of those who push new mothers to hurry back to work and give other people more baby-sitting time.
        
Who should read this book? Anyone who is or might become a parent, grandparent, foster parent, aunt, uncle, teacher, or baby-sitter should definitely read this book. Also monastic people, who need the insights into what they’ve missed for their writing, teaching, counselling, and/or praying. Teachers and social workers should be required to copy it by hand.
        
Should anyone not read this book? Those suffering from acute nausea may want to postpone reading a book that contains descriptions of infants and diapers. However, Jax is a breast-fed baby, so a believable, honest description of him isn’t nearly as icky as an honest account of an infant fed on cows’ milk. I find only two gross-outs in Some Assembly Required. 
        
Although warmly recommended, this one won’t be a Fair Trade Book for a few years. Buy it new; don’t you want to read the book in which Anne and Sam Lamott, who have taken so much charity and done so much with it, talk about what to do with their own surplus income?

Thursday, October 9, 2014

Dressy Patches



Several years ago, Helene Rush and Rachael Emmons collaborated on a spinning-and-knitting book called Sweaters by Hand. The designs in this book are classic, but people living south of Maine will want to redesign several of their pullovers as cardigans.

Gena Greene used the patchwork pattern for their "Dressy Naturals" sweater, a pullover knitted with small amounts of several expensive undyed handspun yarns, to make this round-necked cardigan in easy-care pastel-colored acrylic. This is a jacket for Southerners; if you put it on when you go out to do yard work, then pull it off as the air warms, you can throw it in the washer and dryer with your jeans.

Size: 40", 5'3"-5'8"

Price: $40 + $5 shipping. (One shipping fee covers as many different items as we can ship in one package...buy more at one time, save more.)


Nordic Wool Sweater



Although it looks vaguely purplish and greenish on this computer screen (because I took these pictures with a cheap cell phone camera), in real life this unisex, medium-weight woolly pullover is black and white.

This is the one I knitted, from start to finish, as a demonstration while working at Traders Village in 2011. I followed a pattern in this issue of Knitter's magazine. The main change is that I worked the yoke in two colors rather than three. Also, since one-piece circular needles that last are hard to find now, I made it as a demonstration of how to make round-yoked sweaters on straight needles.

Material: Washable wool...yes, it probably contains the chemicals to which so many people are sensitive, so wear it over a cotton turtleneck.

Size: 34-40" chest, 5'4"-5'10"

Price: $75 + $5 shipping

Summer Cotton Lace Pullover



In real life this lacy cotton pullover is a milky white with pink and blue flecks. Gena Greene followed a pattern in a very old issue of Knitter's magazine to produce lacy vertical panels and a lace collar.

Size: 38", 5'3" to 5'7"

Price: $40 + $5 shipping. (As always, that's $5 per package shipped--no additional shipping charge if you purchase other things that fit into the same package.)

Book Review: Secret Lives of the U.S. Presidents

A Fair Trade Book

Title: Secret Lives of the U.S. Presidents
        
Author: Cormac O’Brien
        
Date: 2004
        
Publisher: Quirk Books (www.quirkbooks.com)
        
ISBN: 1-931686-57-2
        
Length: 274 pages plus index
        
Illustrations: caricatures in red, white, and blue
        
Quote: “[George Washington’s] salary was $25,000 (equivalent to about a million dollars today), of which an incredible seven percent was spent on alcohol.”
        
Nobody can deny that Secret Lives of the U.S. Presidents is a fun read. If for some reason you’re not able to sleep, as it might be because your cats keep pounding on your door with loud demands that you do something about all this rain, I highly recommend this book. You won’t get to sleep, but you won’t mind much, because you’ll be chortling.
        
How seriously should you take these facts? I recommend reading the last few chapters, comparing O’Brien’s summaries of the presidential administrations you remember with your memories. “[F]ew presi­dents have ever been able to get voters to pay more attention to image than to substance”? (Who won the Nixon/Kennedy debate?) “Bill Clinton...conveyed the image of a youthful, keenly intelligent...” (He was young for a President, but not especially well preserved. Maybe that grey hair and gravel voice suggested a youthful, alert grandpa?)  And what about some of the stories you remember as having been more alarming than funny? They’re not here. Right; it could have been better researched, but it is meant as entertainment. Secret Lives should appeal to those who like this blog.
        
Most of the presidential “secrets” in this book are the kind that leaked out during the administration, the kind that aren’t highlighted during a campaign but, when found out, tend merely to make the President seem human...
        
* Andrew Jackson did attend college...where his idea of sport was to sneak out and move outhouses to different corners of people’s back yards.
        
* After his first wife’s death, John Tyler proposed to the girl one of his sons was courting...and she immediately dumped the son and married the President.
        
*  Abraham Lincoln couldn’t resist a wisecrack at the expense of an old lady (after all, she couldn’t vote) who slipped and fell on a wet street: “Reminds me of a duck: feathers on her head, and down on her behind.”
        
* Franklin D. Roosevelt had a superstitious fear of the number thirteen.
        
* Ronald Reagan observed, about being President, “I don’t know if I could do this job if I weren’t an actor.”
        
You were expecting maybe secrets of military strategy, or transcripts of Trilateral Committee meetings? O’Brien’s purpose is not to discredit any president—although he reveals some partialities, defending some of the easiest targets for snarky jokes and debunking the heroic aura mourning has cast around President Kennedy. His purpose seems to be to convey just a tantalizing little bit of U.S. history via comedy. For that purpose a good joke told by a President is as useful as an embarrassing story reported of one.
        
If you need a laugh-a-minute overview of U.S. history with a focus on the White House, Secret Lives of the U.S. Presidents is for you. Narrated in PG-13 style (including fairly detailed explanations of several of Bill Clinton’s better-known lies), this book tells just enough of each story to leave readers who don’t know the rest of the story interested in learning more. A bibliography at the back of the book, though remarkably short for a topic of this size, offers students a good place to begin researching any President, period, or movement that catches their interest.

You knew there had to be a sequel, and there is: Secret Lives of the U.S. First Ladies. I don't have it, but I want it, and I'd be delighted to get a copy for you. 

If you buy it from me as a Fair Trade Book, you pay $5 for each volume plus $5 for shipping (either volume or both), and Cormac O'Brien or a charity of his choice gets $1 per book. 

[Looks as if that "Schedule" feature at Blogspot isn't working. I was trying to give youall one book review and one knitted piece per day...oh, well...]

Wednesday, October 8, 2014

Casual Green Pullover



This is a slouchy casual sweatshirt-type cotton sweater, quite a large size; the real color is a light olive green that goes with camouflage, Scout, or military-fatigue type clothes.

Here's the matching cap:



Size: up to 48", up to 5'10"

Pattern source: a back issue of Knitter's magazine, where the original model of this chunky sweater was knitted in wool.

Price: Sweater, $50 + $5 shipping; cap, $5 + $5 shipping. (If you buy both, and even if you throw in a book or another knitted piece small enough to fit into the same box, the total shipping cost will still be $5.)

Book Review: Dave Barry's Money Secrets

Book Title: Dave Barry’s Money Secrets
        
Author: Dave Barry
        
Date: 2006
        
Publisher: Crown
        
ISBN: 1-4000-4758-7
        
Length: 230 pages
        
Illustrations: clip art, including black-and-white photos
        
Quote: “When analyzing an investment, what do you consider to be the most important factor? 1. The amount of return. 2. The degree of risk. 3. The name of the jockey.”
        
First the bad news: This book does not actually spell out the secret of Dave Barry’s financial success. Barry’s real money secrets may never be fully known or explained. I suspect the explanation would begin with “1. Be smarter than the average guy. 2. Be consistently the funniest living writer in English. 3. Express your intelligence and humor by writing as, for, and about the Regular Guy. 4. Have a lot of people publicize these achievements.” In short, Dave Barry’s real money secrets aren’t likely to do the rest of us much good.
        
So why would you wat to buy this book? Maybe because it’s dedicated to you. Seriously: “This book is dedicated to all the people of the world, on the theory that they will respond by thinking: ‘Wow! A book dedicated to me. I should buy a copy.’”
        
Alternatively, you might want to buy this book because everything by Dave Barry is guaranteed to make you laugh. Which boosts your immune system, prevents mood disorders, and reduces the buildup of ugly belly fat. Barry has consistently delivered enough different kinds and levels of jokes, in each book, to offer the medical benefits of laughter to anyone with any sense of humor at all.
        
He has, occasionally, also written serious articles. Which were good, as far as they went. Lots of other people write serious articles that are good, as far as they go, so it’s a pleasure to assure readers that there’s nothing serious about this book. There are some useful explanations of common scams, but neither the description of a typical e-mail scam nor the parody of a “money secrets” infomercial should be shared with anyone who currently has a broken rib.
        
What’s not to love? It’s possible that one reason why this book wasn’t as well publicized or widely distributed as most of Barry’s books is that it wasn’t originally written for family newspapers and therefore contains raunchier jokes. Which are less funny than the clean jokes for which Barry is known. I don’t expect or need all books to be rigorously family-filtered, although I think this website is fully capable of alienating a sufficient number of readers and advertisers, by saying things that need to be said, without unnecessarily alienating anybody by printing an obnoxious word where a more accurate and amusing word could be. In Barry’s novels, when a low-life character is about to be fortuitously eaten by some poor unsuspecting shark, it’s funny for the low-life to scream out a word that rhymes with “bass pole,” because that’s the sort of thing the low-life would say. In an essay, when the punch line is “the true leader...in the sense of __,” Barry’s fans have come to expect Barry to be able to make the perfect rhetorical choice from a list of blank-fillers including “Idi Amin,” “Captain Hook,” “Captain Bligh,” “alpha weasel,” and “queen killer bee.”  And in Dave Barry’s Money Secrets, we’re disappointed.
        
Fortunately, at least ninety percent of the punchlines in this book are funnier than the garbage any teen-troll who can steal a can of spray paint can “publish” on any unmonitored wall. So it’s still worth buying, for chortles like the image of primitive bank robbers brandishing notices like “Give me all your cows and no one gets hurt,” or the list of entities for which a crew cut is “a fine hairstyle,” or the warning about “tip-intensive situations”...or you could open the book randomly three more times and come up with your own top-three list, because each two-page spread in this book contains at least one chortle.
        
The serious explanation of the eye on the dollar bill is almost as funny as Barry’s. The real imponderable philosophical question about this book remains: Why can’t people whose jobs involve handling money read this book at work? I suspect bankers and brokers will like Dave Barry’s Money Secrets, if possible, even more than the rest of us. But they should read it at home. Money, in our culture, is not supposed to be this funny. In its way this book is subversive.

To buy it here will cost $5 plus $5 shipping. (Shipping prices are separate because they can be consolidated if multiple items are shipped to one place at one time.) Out of this, Dave Barry, who doesn't need the money, or a charity of his choice gets $1.

Tuesday, October 7, 2014

Movie Title Acrostics

(Reclaimed from Bubblews. Topic credit to Arthurchappell , who wrotehttp://www.bubblews.com/news/8606877-the-challenge-movie-titles-from-my-name .)

Fortunately the rules for this "challenge" don't specify that a writer has to have watched, or to endorse, any of the movies listed...I'm not actually familiar with most of these, at all. I used a search engine to find a list of recent movie titles.

Peter Pan
Rashomon
I'll Take Manhattan
Struck by Lightning
Coven
Inappropriate Comedy
Left Behind
Let My People Go
Alfie



Kon-Tiki
I Spit on Your Grave
New World
Gimme the Loot

Bubbling Again

Well, I'm back online today, after more than two weeks. I've not spent a day at the computer center since the eighteenth of September.

Arvind and Jason can relax...it's not something Bubblews did. (I'm not giving up on Bubblews until the eighteenth of October, when I was promised my third payment. Even though I never received my second payment and never received any confirmation that the charity of my choice received that first one.)

No, this time the Virginia Highway Department is to blame. In order to add those grooves that warn sleepy drivers they're running out of the road, they felt a need to poison the land along the Wise County section of Route 23. I was ill last summer after they poisoned the land along the Scott County section of Route 23, where I live. I've written all summer about not seeing the usual butterflies, or birds--alive; I saw some songbirds dead beside the road after the poisoning. On the eighteenth of September I walked less than a mile along Route 23, and I saw five dead songbirds. So I wanted to make sure I didn't do any walking on Route 23 in Wise County before we had a few good rain storms...to wash the poison downstream, into the water everybody in Tennessee and Kentucky has to drink, yes.

So of course we had more than two weeks of lovely, sunny, mild weather when nature obviously intended for residents of Scott County to get out and enjoy nature's gift to us, anyway, and not go into Wise County.

Scott County still has a total of six public-access computers, all jammed into a mini-lab wedged into a library that never had room for them. None of the six computers works very well any more, so even though the library's hours have been cut back to peak use times only, peak use is still way, way down...thanks to the Nefarious Librarian. I did check e-mail and check Bubblews twice during my two weeks in Real Life Only. I didn't have time to do more than that, because even when there are only two people in the library building, the Nefarious Librarian thinks her mission in life is to make sure that nobody ever gets more than 115 minutes on the Internet in one day.

Well, last night we had a few good rain storms, back to back. Now, although the thunder seems to have subsided, it's still raining.

So here I am in Wise County, trying to catch up. I probably won't read most of my e-friends' Bubblews today either. Anyway, I wish you all a nice bubbly day.

Knitted Knots Bag or Cushion Cover



This is a big square--almost two feet square--bag or cushion cover featuring knitted-in knots.

Knitters will want to know the secret of the knots. It was published in Knitter's magazine, and reprinted in The Great American Afghan, where a smaller square worked this way appears in the afghan.

In real life, all the colors have blue undertones rather than the red undertones that are showing up on my screen. Instead of being purple, blue, and yellow with red cords, the bag is blue, green, and yellow with purple cords.

It's 100% acrylic. Machine wash, machine dry. That and the size of this cover make me think "Pet Sleeper." Cats and small dogs can snuggle on it or into it.

This is probably the biggest piece of Gena Greene's knitting that can be bought for $5 (plus $5 for shipping--shipping charges can be consolidated for multiple items shipped to the same place).

Hacked Again?

Fair warning to people who may have tried to contact me: I'm not seeing anything unusual at our site's e-mail account, salolianigodagewi @ yahoo, but I am seeing some problems with my personal e-mail account.

No e-mail from Karen Bracken for two weeks? Maybe she's retired. No e-mail from Patricia Evans for two weeks? Well...she's in Virginia, which enjoyed two weeks of absolutely fantastic picture-perfect late-summer weather; maybe she took time off to enjoy it. No e-mail from Yougov.com? Say whaaat?! Yougov never rests! Has somebody deleted some e-mails from my account?

I don't know, but I've changed the password and am notifying Yahoo. I have been online exactly twice in the past two weeks, both on Saturday afternoon, both in Gate City, Virginia. Any other e-mail activity on my account has come from a hacker who should be prosecuted.

Book Review: Un Gato No Es Un Cojin

Book Title: Un Gato No Es Un Cojín

Original German: Ein Kater Ist Kein Sofakisse
        
Author: Christine Nostlinger
        
Translator: Marisa Delgado
        
Date: 1982 (German), 1985 (Spanish)
        
Publisher: Alfaguara
        
ISBN: 968-19-0548-2
        
Length: 59 pages
        
Illustrations: drawings by Angel Campos
        
Quote: “En otro tiempo tuve nombres. En otro tiempo me llamaban. Incluso respondía a los nombres que me daban.”
        
Christine Nostlinger is Austria’s counterpart to Astrid Lindgren, Margaret Mahy, or Judy Blume. (In fact she won an Astrid Lindgren Memorial Award.) She's written lots of clever, funny, child-friendly stories. Most of Nostlinger’s books have never been translated into English. Some that aren’t available in English are available in Spanish.

The name "Nostlinger" should, properly, be written with an umlaut. I typed it in Word with the umlaut. It's showing up on Blogspot without one. Properly, not having access to an umlaut character means one should type German names with an extra E, as in "Noestlinger." Would readers recognize the name that way?
        
Of Nostlinger’s books, one of the easiest to read in any language has to be this little book whose title would be “A Cat Is Not a Cushion” if it were in English. It’s the short, straightforward, realistic story of a feral cat. The only improbable detail in the book is that the story is told as if the cat were talking. This allows the story to be matter-of-fact about the facts of the cat’s life, as real feral cats always seem to be.
        
In the other time when he had names, the feral cat recalls, he lived with humans who did several of the things that prevent humans from having good relationships with cats. There was the one who clutched him too tight, the one who fed him too much, the one who (finally) took him to the vet and didn’t keep him in a secure carrier...Now he lives an anonymous life. He knows he probably won’t live as long as a cat who has human friends, but if longer life means living with those humans, he’ll pass, thanks.
        
If you want a long, happy relationship with a cat, and the cat happens to be male, will avoiding the mistakes Nostlinger’s humans made keep Tom at home? I doubt it. Dogs are the only species in which the unaltered male normally becomes a good pet. With cats, a good rule is to start with a female. Male cats don’t really have homes unless they’re neutered early.
        
If, however, you want a daddycat to be your friend for life, or you want a female or neutered male cat to be your house pet, avoiding the mistakes that drove Michi-Michi, or Samuel, or Micifuz, or Don Bola, back to the feral life, is a good place to begin. Michi-Michi, or whoever, does an excellent job of explaining to children that a cat is not a cushion who can be picked up and squeezed and snuggled. And a cat can be choosy about his litterbox; if you still have one of those big oldfashioned ash-cans with sand for people to stub out cigarettes in, a cat may prefer to squat in that. (If you don’t offer enough clean sand, often enough, some cats will also use the bathtub, apparently on the premise that at least you do seem to keep that clean. Others will wrap solid waste in pieces of cloth or plastic.) And so on.
        
For native Spanish speakers, the ideal age to read Un Gato No Es un Cojin is probably between five and ten; older readers can always read it aloud to children. For those learning Spanish as a second language, this book might be a challenge for first-year students; after that, it will be a real full-length book, printed in Mexico, that can be read without consulting a dictionary.

A newer Spanish edition of Un Gato No Es un Cojin has been printed. If your bookseller can get it, this web site recommends buying the new edition. Online, I'll have to charge $10 for the book, $5 for shipping, of which I will make every effort to send $1.50 to Christine Nostlinger (Noestlinger) or a charity of her choice.

Morgan Griffith on Ebola

(It's a judgment call...I think this global issue transcends "politics." At this stage, anyway.

I also think the main thing that could have been done in countries where ebola virus was not epidemic would have been to practice quarantine--no travel to and from countries where the epidemic was happening--and we've already not done that. So we are, basically, in the soup. But Congressman Griffith seems a little more optimistic...)

From Congressman Morgan Griffith's E-Newsletter:

"CDC Confirms: Ebola Case in the United States

Especially following the recent announcement that, for the first time on American soil, a patient has been diagnosed with Ebola, I am very concerned about the possibility of this deadly disease spreading around the globe. I will be at an Energy and Commerce hearing on the Ebola outbreak set for October 16.  Energy and Commerce is a committee with jurisdiction over health care.

According to the Centers for Disease Control (CDC), this patient – who traveled to Texas from West Africa (where several nations are in the midst of an Ebola outbreak) – did not have symptoms of the disease when departing, but developed them after having arrived in the United States.  Ebola’s symptoms may take as many as 21 days after infection to appear.

There have been legitimate calls for immigration and travel restrictions involving countries with Ebola outbreaks, but CDC officials have said such restrictions may make it harder to get medical personnel to those nations if they will then be unable to leave.

To resolve these concerns, we could consider limiting entry from afflicted countries to citizens and permanent residents of the United States.  Simultaneously, we could implement significant screening procedures and health monitoring up to 22 days after reentry.  This would give us assurance that those reentering the U.S. had not contracted the disease.

This is a global public health concern.  We in the United States must be vigilant.

At the hearing on the 16th, I want to discuss the CDC’s long-term plans for controlling the spread of Ebola in the United States!

The President is sending thousands of U.S. troops to West Africa to support health workers seeking to stop the spread of Ebola.  Additionally, I will ask how the CDC will deal with returning American troops who contracted Ebola while on duty in Africa.

Is there a question that you would like me to ask?  If so, please submit it for my consideration at https://morgangriffith.house.gov/contact."

Saturday, October 4, 2014

Phenology: Cool Front

(Reclaimed from Bubblews, where this appeared on October 4, 2014. Image credit: Earl53 at Morguefile.)



A little rain yesterday ushered in a cool front. The temperature's been about 50 degrees Fahrenheit all day. Nobody reported frost, but it's cool enough for sycamore and tulip poplar leaves to start to turn yellow.

I've been at home for phenology-related reasons. The weather has been delightful, with almost constant sunshine, for two weeks. In Wise County where I have access to functional computers, however, road crews have sprayed poison along Route 23. I walked far enough along the road, two weeks ago, to count five dead songbirds in less than a mile. I want to avoid walking along that stretch of road until we've had a lot of rain.



Meanwhile, on the way into town this morning I saw a patch of blue chicory, deep purple morning glories, and yellow leaves, beside Route 23. The colors looked so bright and beautiful I was tempted to take a picture...if only Bubblews displayed pictures, instead of ruining them by plunking the title on top of them, now.